“Tears CasCADin’, dude.” One of your best episodes of Congratulations I’ve heard in awhile! Made my day! Thanks, Chris! I’ve been a true baby for years!
The line "Dude there's been like 3 rappers that got shot, You know what's way more dangerous than being a rapper? BEING A REGULAR PERSON!" Made me laugh sooo much!
“I’d be snorting Pepto Bismol.” Sometimes it’s those random quick hitters that get me the most… tears of laughter cascadin’ at 8am alone in my office lol
When Chris kept saying "I don't get art", I immediately imagined Jean Claude Van Damme saying it like "I don't get 'ard" and then being told to see a doctor about that.
Cult member from England! 🙋♀️ you're my favourite comedian so glad you're back!!... I can still sense a sadness in you, but you're smashing it dude! Keep it up!! 👍❤
I order it anyways at the end fuck your tips im having a goodnight out I'm a tip you more than the next bum waiting on the table cause I got duuuunnnnnttttsss
Yeah, a spat out desperate LA wannabe spiraling into nothingness is something I can entertain myself with.. listen to him, he is losing his fucking mind trying to be Chris Delia.
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA yooo i repeated the "we built this city singing" like 20 times lmao. My lord man, the arrogant face you make w that lil sly smile hidden in the back end has me dying over here.
@@samaramadingdong7676 There is no smoke without fire. Once the beast has been seen, he cannot be unseen. You should be careful when defending pedophiles. Mud sticks.
Gonna be tough to beat last week's S'What that's like episode. That was hilarious. I've been sharing that with everyone. And people love it. People who never heard of Chris are now fans.
Can I just say I adore you and love the new chris. The truth and feels and everything its raw dog chris. emotional for the right reasons.after the pandemic life it's like we look forward to hang time with you every week. Just had to give props. Luvin it Dude your a fucking legend.
You won't. Because right now, that's like Batman pulling up and having a nice sit down chat and a meal with Bane... S'what that's like. S'what that's like!!
I listen to this and literally get so happy, when he explains a situation and we both have the same mindset! Just like explaining bright lighted restaurants and challenging the waiters.
Kinda makes me feel weird that I Don't listen to music anymore. Like in an "am I unhealthy or like mentally disjointed" kinda way. Aren't most people listening to music atleast SOMETIMES? I Don't ever intentionally go into an app or turn on the radio looking to listen to music or for a certain song even. Ever. In a long time.
@@theogbunn7672 You just need to find the right tunes that vibe with you man.. Music is such a Huge part of my therapy. Even if I agree on the sad songs can make mo sad there’s nothing like getting lost in the sea of songs that make it all just go away and yet let u stay, sound ☮️ what have u tried so far and sorta dig? I’d be happy to give ya any of my groove tunage go-to’s ok 👍 man
Love your honest take on what's happening in the film industry. It's cash grab starring untalented famous 'internet celebrities' for their followers. It's dumb af.
"cuhtin' ya deck off? slicin' off y'deck while doin' sssseventy?" 36:17 I truly believe no one else in history has ever said that line before this podcast. Chris has to have been the first human in history to hit that line
Me and my two big brothers, when we were little, used to listen to "We Built This City" in the backyard on our farm and we would pretend that me and one brother were the band mates and my other brother was the singer. Those were the good old days. 😭 😭 😭 🎶 🎙️ 🎤 💜 ❤️
Please have Chris on the JRE podcast. He not only deserves the second chance, but can keep up with Joe every second. I’ve never seen anybody like D’Elia. Give him his second chance man please.
I was waiting for the different intro!! S'regular. Buuuuuuuut s'okay the open mouth and all the rest of it still makes me die of laughter! love it love ya
Did you notice that at the end of it this time he goes "a little too far" exaggerated? And a look on his face that says "ya, I know you're sick of this but you know why I'm doing it? Cuz I'm GONNA do it DUDE" ..and that's why
George Washington was totally the only not asshole. Great call, Chris. Everyone basically wanted him to be king, and he was like "Naaaahhhh, Somebody else should have a turn". Respect.
💥Full episode + loads of other stuff over here: patreon.com/chrisdelia
I've never agreed with the "asshole" rant more than anything in my life.
No Dents was kissing Big Willie Styles arse last year when he was doing the movie with his son. Either way I do wine and dine that like but but.
Hey Chris, remember last episode when you said you love it when its hot as shet good times
Euh grenades are so funny my dude!!
Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike
26:25 for a EUH grenade!
You should ask Bryan Callen for some herbs for that hip. I'm sure he still has some left over when he raided the Native Americans in the 1500's
Welcome to Denny’s.. that’ll be $5.99 grand slammmm
Chris would have to trade him some of his hair and idk if Chris is capable of asking callen for help. He’s just so old ya know?
They aren’t friends
Too long.
Ryan Babros got him
First ten minutes of every episode: "So yeah I like to drink water, I'm basically God. But yeah it's all good dude."
So??? Lol y’true baby? Or nah?
Who’s the bigger loser here…🤔
Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike
Except he described things that were wrong with him, sooooo
He’s the podcast god fa sho
“Tears CasCADin’, dude.” One of your best episodes of Congratulations I’ve heard in awhile! Made my day! Thanks, Chris! I’ve been a true baby for years!
The third cascade has RIPPLES.
Seriously I laughed this entire episode lmaooo
🐐
@@yakuzamoon7962 y’ibex?
The goddamn EUH grenade got me GIGGLIN
The line "Dude there's been like 3 rappers that got shot, You know what's way more dangerous than being a rapper? BEING A REGULAR PERSON!" Made me laugh sooo much!
“Guy in the way” fuuuck that got me good😂
The last two years have birthed a clone army of Guy In The Ways!!!
This man came in with some real focused energy for this pod.
The amount going on in Chris's head when ordering a dessert is wild lmao
I think like that 😅 anyone else?
I do the same thing lol
I’m definitely glad I ain’t think like that. I’d go mad in a week
@@adamthroop785 its a gift and a curse hahah
Did you all like the video??? S’lazy…. Just do it. Like fkin Nike
The "I'm sorry strong guys" bit is my favorite.
Same. Strong guys really hate it though
@@harrywildegreer4039 Its a fact; They do.
@@nickgrimes6484 sorry 'bout that
Dude, this cult is so awesome!
Confabulation Cult 4 Life right?!?
Where do we sign/drink
I love it when Chris goes all in on a generic movie trailer premise bit
Same 😆
Conbabulations with hugh jackman.....
🤠
with Brent Christer
“I’d be snorting Pepto Bismol.”
Sometimes it’s those random quick hitters that get me the most… tears of laughter cascadin’ at 8am alone in my office lol
Bro right on my lunch break. It’s so perfect.
We planned it for you bud. Surprise!!!!!!!!🥳
@@AlanaBananaCanada i would plan something for you😇
The Donda review I never knew I needed
When Chris kept saying "I don't get art", I immediately imagined Jean Claude Van Damme saying it like "I don't get 'ard" and then being told to see a doctor about that.
Cult member from England! 🙋♀️ you're my favourite comedian so glad you're back!!... I can still sense a sadness in you, but you're smashing it dude! Keep it up!! 👍❤
Life rips with Chris eeeyeeeeessss 🤙🏻🤙🏻
Watch the whole thing in one sitting! Freaking love him!
“Crazy….crazy….crazy crazy” *chris making awkward faces* *random Chris laugh outbrusts*
LIFE IS RIPPING 🤙
Hahahaha hahahahaha
Eeeyuht's'foreign
When they tell you it takes 25 min, it is already made. You are less likely to order after your meal. Oldest restaurant trick in La.
Y’dont say
@@casualwithballs what are you referring to?
I order it anyways at the end fuck your tips im having a goodnight out I'm a tip you more than the next bum waiting on the table cause I got duuuunnnnnttttsss
@@leonardorodriguez9919 Hope u tipping at least 40 percent if u staying through the entire rush otherwise keep it moving lol.
@@casualwithballs r/whoosh
Waking up to a D'elia upload means its gonna be a great day!! Fuck yeah baby!
A Dodge Charger renner ? I’ve seen enough this is the best pod ever
dude imagine this guy's vocals all warmed up man
I love how universal it is for us voicing our significant others' voices. We're all connected.
Life can still rip even if you're all broken down.
Yeah, a spat out desperate LA wannabe spiraling into nothingness is something I can entertain myself with.. listen to him, he is losing his fucking mind trying to be Chris Delia.
Good to see ur doing well Chris😊
AHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHA yooo i repeated the "we built this city singing" like 20 times lmao. My lord man, the arrogant face you make w that lil sly smile hidden in the back end has me dying over here.
I’m sure you mean LORT.
Takin LIberties with the rock and roll song I see
"you know Kanye was like "don't stop runnin""
Children shouldnt stop running from chris d'elia
@@casahall He wasnt falsely accused
@@ElmugreTV Ummm, I'm fairly certain that he in fact, was and is a victim of false accusations...
@@samaramadingdong7676 There is no smoke without fire. Once the beast has been seen, he cannot be unseen. You should be careful when defending pedophiles. Mud sticks.
That Doctor is the epitome of “guy in the way”
All week in my head " S'whatitslike"
When ya touring? Call it the uncancelled tour of 2021
Everybody this.. is the best part of my day 😧 *congratulations theme song*
He sounded like Owen Wilson saying "wow" when he was making the engine revving noises 😭
Gonna be tough to beat last week's S'What that's like episode. That was hilarious. I've been sharing that with everyone. And people love it. People who never heard of Chris are now fans.
So many liberties taken on the singing bit. Angelic.
The grenade edit was lit af, who’s producing this Michael f***in BAY????
Can I just say I adore you and love the new chris. The truth and feels and everything its raw dog chris. emotional for the right reasons.after the pandemic life it's like we look forward to hang time with you every week. Just had to give props. Luvin it Dude your a fucking legend.
They day you and callen get on a pod for an episode will fucking be murderous
Chris when are you going on tour again, I want to come see you?!
He said he probably not going any more shows
His stand up isn't even good. Podcast is where it's at.
Dude has a son he wants to see grow up. Let him do him. He'll tour if he wants to tour.
@@AlanaBananaCanada sure it isn't
@@SquillyWonka he tries too hard imo.. I like when he's more laid back, that's when he's funniest
3:36 dude, that pissed me off. Don’t you ever get that close to drinking water, then NOT ever again.
Hahaha citation!
"We Built this City on SO MANY LIBEEERRRTtieessssSSSSS"
Makin friends in the comment section! Hope everyone has a great day! Here for a silly goose time 👍😁👍
When we gunna see you on tfntk podcast or this past weekend miss all you guys together... love every ya do keep doing you thing
You won't. Because right now, that's like Batman pulling up and having a nice sit down chat and a meal with Bane...
S'what that's like.
S'what that's like!!
Other podcasts can put on vests with a bunch of pockets.
top3 podcasts, this is one of them!!
Chris I just want to let you know I've been listening/watching your podcast almost every day since 2018! I sincerely appreciate the person you are!
Glad you were able to go out with friends that is always a great time
Chris on FIRE with this one, m'babies!! 🔥🚒🧯
Failboat
@@gamerjamson Oops in my face.
Can't wait for the tall grass. JuanFyre & IvanGetRidov Killing it this episode~!!
I listen to this and literally get so happy, when he explains a situation and we both have the same mindset! Just like explaining bright lighted restaurants and challenging the waiters.
Sitting here 2 days post covid and your comedy is the only thing that makes me happy during this shit time.
I was thinking Axl Rose and then Chris going "na na na na na" sealed the deal.
Here to make friends and rollin on my dolo!!!
ALSO IM GUY IN THE WAY! 🤣😂🤣😂
Wna go to the moooovies
I totally feel you on the music. I literally listen to just podcasts anymore
Kinda makes me feel weird that I Don't listen to music anymore. Like in an "am I unhealthy or like mentally disjointed" kinda way. Aren't most people listening to music atleast SOMETIMES? I Don't ever intentionally go into an app or turn on the radio looking to listen to music or for a certain song even. Ever. In a long time.
@@theogbunn7672 You just need to find the right tunes that vibe with you man.. Music is such a Huge part of my therapy. Even if I agree on the sad songs can make mo sad there’s nothing like getting lost in the sea of songs that make it all just go away and yet let u stay, sound ☮️ what have u tried so far and sorta dig? I’d be happy to give ya any of my groove tunage go-to’s ok 👍 man
Thank you for doing this podcast, I look forward to every Wednesday just for this lol
go big red! look at me, making friends in the comments.
Check out the bryan callen podcast for more content! ill be in ohio at the pun fun nov 27th !
@@cheesegabbioli dude WHAAAAAAAAT
@@christianking3872 hello sir!
lmao “wedding trucker”
Scrolling for something to listen to and BAM! Perfect timing...I think yes!
Thanks Chris ! Really appreciate your commitment to congratulations. Have a great week !
He calls his Epi: Man in his Way. I am floored.
HAHAHA the dodge picture changing direction was absolute quality , Mr video editor.
Highlight of my week 🙏🏻❤️🙌🏻🥳
Visions of a cabin on a pasture over the hills
Was watching our man Theos pod and just realized MY KING Mr.D’elia has posted! I’ll be right back Theo ;) gotta watch my fav pod first sorry 😩😁😄
@LIFE RIPS because is dude..
@LIFE RIPS lol
That memory of doing standup on latenight TV is a real deep cut at this point in time
More Chris here hehe.
Sup boi
I 100 percent agree, this is the best most wylin out podcast!!!!!!
The wedding trucker lmao also, Chris's opening has me laughin from the jump
LOL I was literally going to sleep but 26:34 made me crack up so hard I'm no longer tired
“so there’s no hope and it’s all good” papa chris 2022
This episode was a total silly goose time. : )
Go on JRE with callen please. We all want it
Joe Rogan, who can't be cancelled, doesnt want to invite him probably.
Life Rips 🤙is my new life motto. You're my weekly therapy Chris, love you man
22:00 most relatable moment for me
7:49 “When that cake came, my buddy came…”
I’ll have what he’s having!
The "asshole" rant was 100 percent spot on.
Glad to have you back Chris, you're realer than ever.
WE WANT TEN MINUTE PODCAST BACK!!!
Some podcasts are slowww... and you dont know how long theyll last....
Yes tf we do
@@AlanaBananaCanada that’s why you’re listeningggg to … ten minute podcasttttttt
@@crispymomo2251 ☺️❤
Chris: hey government, chip me!
Also Chris: I just want to be left alone
Love your honest take on what's happening in the film industry. It's cash grab starring untalented famous 'internet celebrities' for their followers. It's dumb af.
A clockwork orange scene is "aversion therapy". I was just researching it the other day due to that scene.
Taking some Libertieeees!!!
The Charger (Intrepidddd) story...Ugh so fucking funny. To save face...LOL.....
So good to hear him talking about the cult again!!!!
"cuhtin' ya deck off? slicin' off y'deck while doin' sssseventy?" 36:17 I truly believe no one else in history has ever said that line before this podcast. Chris has to have been the first human in history to hit that line
Me and my two big brothers, when we were little, used to listen to "We Built This City" in the backyard on our farm and we would pretend that me and one brother were the band mates and my other brother was the singer. Those were the good old days. 😭 😭 😭 🎶 🎙️ 🎤 💜 ❤️
THE ASSHOLE RANT HAD ME ON THE FLOOR!
Chris’s editor is clutch lol!
Juan hire
@@dhazell571 Ivan getsridof actually
Please have Chris on the JRE podcast. He not only deserves the second chance, but can keep up with Joe every second. I’ve never seen anybody like D’Elia. Give him his second chance man please.
I was waiting for the different intro!! S'regular. Buuuuuuuut s'okay the open mouth and all the rest of it still makes me die of laughter! love it love ya
Did you notice that at the end of it this time he goes "a little too far" exaggerated? And a look on his face that says "ya, I know you're sick of this but you know why I'm doing it? Cuz I'm GONNA do it DUDE" ..and that's why
He's not gonna do it every time.
Started the pod off firing on all syllables for real 🔥🔥🔥🔥
George Washington was totally the only not asshole. Great call, Chris. Everyone basically wanted him to be king, and he was like "Naaaahhhh, Somebody else should have a turn". Respect.
I've been shooting my shot with the like button for a while now. Not just trying to smash.
binging the next 6 eps to catch up
26:22 - "*tchk*...Gink gagink gink gink.......EUH." Bahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! That is the type of shit that I love on this podcast.
“And a little gas bubble in my stomach that won’t go away” that sounds like hell
Kind of want to watch the wedding trucker now 😂
Chris as a cult leader would be the funniest fucking TV show of all time