Mark E Smith reads the football results

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  • Опубліковано 15 гру 2024

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  • @ANOther1003
    @ANOther1003 6 років тому +139

    MES could read a phone book and it still would've sounded like a Fall song. Legend.

    • @michaelroberts7374
      @michaelroberts7374 3 роки тому +1

      This is very true

    • @jasmineblack9778
      @jasmineblack9778 2 роки тому +1

      @@michaelroberts7374 haha it would be very entertaining

    • @PeterSokol-bl5vz
      @PeterSokol-bl5vz 2 місяці тому

      I don’t think you understand the word legend…..a drunk reading sports scores is far from a legend.

    • @solitaryman777
      @solitaryman777 Місяць тому

      Just put "ahh" after every score to a square-wheeled beat, and you got the next EP

  • @lunarubyjon594
    @lunarubyjon594 4 роки тому +50

    I have to re-watch this at least once a year. Never fails to cheer me up. What a legend he was.

  • @Lambretta1969
    @Lambretta1969 16 років тому +47

    This is the best clip I have ever seen on You Tube. A triumph of random, surreal casting by the BBC. Mark E Smith is a legend

  • @gomey70
    @gomey70 16 років тому +62

    whoever thought of this deserves a raise

  • @steveolson1669
    @steveolson1669 6 років тому +81

    RIP Mark E. Smith (1957 - 2018).

  • @stefanzine
    @stefanzine 9 років тому +176

    "West Ham United...1h"

    • @edwinjamespope8118
      @edwinjamespope8118 7 років тому +8

      Totally floored me..

    • @dermot51
      @dermot51 4 роки тому +6

      I Fucking love that

    • @succytash
      @succytash 4 роки тому +14

      Truly, one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've no idea if it was intentional or a mistake!

    • @apathyintheuk265
      @apathyintheuk265 4 роки тому +4

      They'd fucking kill for a '1h' result right now.

    • @apathyintheuk265
      @apathyintheuk265 4 роки тому +1

      @@succytash Drug and alcoholically spurred.

  • @fionnsterr
    @fionnsterr 4 роки тому +28

    love how he refused to say "coco-cola"

  • @T800System
    @T800System 11 років тому +54

    there is something deeply satisfying about hearing MES say the name of my hometown.

  • @bluestate69
    @bluestate69 6 років тому +28

    i don't really care for football, but i could listen to Mark E. Smith announce the scores forever.

  • @MrCitizenSmith
    @MrCitizenSmith 14 років тому +29

    Tottenham Hotspur postponed West Ham Utd1H
    Southampton Town
    Chesterfield Town
    Bourne-ne-ne-mouth
    Gillingham Town
    Bristol
    Mark E Smith is a top Manc Citizen.

  • @GeorgeDillon1
    @GeorgeDillon1 6 років тому +37

    Nice to hear a true football fan who refuses to use the stolen nickname for the Franchise @ 3:08 #RIPMarkESmith

    • @vollsticks
      @vollsticks Рік тому +1

      "Coca-Cola"? Yeah I noticed that--and I am not a fan of football (or any sports, now that I think of it). But that was a pretty based move

    • @filled_soda
      @filled_soda Рік тому

      ​@@vollsticksWhat did he refuse to use/say? I'm clueless.

    • @fiddygd8304
      @fiddygd8304 Рік тому +1

      ​@@filled_sodarefused to say the 'dons' after Milton Keynes. MK originally didn't have a football team, so some businessman 'relocated' wimbledon's team to MK, that's where the 'dons' come from. It was and still is a pretty controversial move, and alienated a lot of fans. But as someone who lives in MK, they really have no fans in the area, a big empty stadium and are usually towards the arse end of the league. Justice in a mysterious way.

  • @jeff91266
    @jeff91266 2 роки тому +15

    I just had to listen to this again on the 4th anniversary of MES's death. What a legend. He should have been reading the results every week :-)

  • @cribbe6547
    @cribbe6547 Рік тому +10

    'West Ham United 1H' will never get old, I miss Mark. And it's funny, if he knew how missed he was, he'd probably be pissed off about it haha

  • @harlotgainsbourg8988
    @harlotgainsbourg8988 3 роки тому +8

    after all this time, this is is still my all time favorite video on UA-cam. cheers to Mark E. Smith forever!

  • @JamesBentley1981
    @JamesBentley1981 15 років тому +20

    I had a pint with him a couple of months ago. It was an ambition fulfilled.

  • @davidlean1060
    @davidlean1060 6 років тому +12

    The way he announces the 0-0 games cracks me up for some reason! Bless the cranky old codger. I would say rest in peace, but I imagine he's living as large as he ever did in whatever after life he managed to find ;) Rest any way you damn well please Mark, you wouldn't want it any other way!

  • @gailal
    @gailal 4 роки тому +20

    “I hope you dont mind us using your song every week”
    Mark E “Not at all. i dont get a penny anyway !”

    • @PsychedelicGoo
      @PsychedelicGoo 4 місяці тому

      I'm sure he must have got a couple of hundred every time they played it

    • @matthewcoombs3282
      @matthewcoombs3282 3 місяці тому

      ​@@PsychedelicGoo I think there was a period Smith was declared bankrupt and his royalties went straight to HMRC to clear tax bills.

  • @storydujour
    @storydujour 4 роки тому +18

    3:09 "Milton Keynes-" definite disdain, slight pause... rightfully MES does not voice the 'D' word. Unspoken respect to Wimbledon. "He was not appreciated."

  • @emdiar6588
    @emdiar6588 6 років тому +52

    Has nobody ever sampled this and stuck it over some Fall-esque bass line?

    • @iancrist8431
      @iancrist8431 5 років тому +7

      A friend of mine used to periodicity lay this over his do sets- laced throughout

    • @angharaddenby3389
      @angharaddenby3389 8 місяців тому +1

      Released as a 6" lathe-cut single by Feral Child on 2 April 2024. !00 copies made. Just as it is here (up Mark's reply on being asked where he come up with the tune.)

  • @fabianwood5646
    @fabianwood5646 2 роки тому +5

    He know exactly what he's doing when he says "Milton Keynes" two... #droptheDons

  • @dee74raz
    @dee74raz 8 років тому +16

    Oh that was funny when Mark E Smith said to the presenter that his no.1 short haircut looks like he escaped from Strangeways !!

  • @richardwalker5845
    @richardwalker5845 3 роки тому +4

    Lance Hardy, RIP. Thank you for this gem...."West Ham United 1H!"

    • @Andy78L
      @Andy78L Рік тому

      The concept of the pools panel was sadly lost

  • @styxcreek
    @styxcreek 9 років тому +39

    Not much of a soccer fan but I love The Fall.

  • @daveated
    @daveated 14 років тому +35

    Would make a good Fall song , just add bass n drums.

    • @bobinbud
      @bobinbud 4 роки тому +4

      workin on it not an easy job.

    • @bobinbud
      @bobinbud 4 роки тому +5

      ua-cam.com/video/Yhjzy_3MBds/v-deo.html

    • @mrdubcek6824
      @mrdubcek6824 4 роки тому +1

      There's a few now
      ua-cam.com/video/X9oN4C0YVf0/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/BRX8lHM0duE/v-deo.html

    • @MatthewCyUK
      @MatthewCyUK 3 роки тому

      Underrated reply!!

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult 2 роки тому +4

    Good on Ray, he took it in good spirit

  • @michaelroberts7374
    @michaelroberts7374 3 роки тому +2

    Loving it to bits and pieces!!
    Southampton Town
    Chesterfield Town
    Bristol Nil
    Grrrrimzby one
    Bohohorrrnemouth!!
    I'll never forget this-ah

  • @flashtheoriginal
    @flashtheoriginal 6 років тому +4

    So sad to hear of MES’s passing. RIP, Mark-ah

  • @grasshoppersunny688
    @grasshoppersunny688 6 років тому +3

    THE WIT & HONESTY OF MARK E SMITH TOP OF THE LEAGUE FOR ME ANOTHER CLASS (WORKING) R.E.S.P.E.C.T 👍✌

  • @charliechutney
    @charliechutney 15 років тому +4

    Southampton Town, Gillingham Town, West Ham 1h, bangs headphones on head, Ray Stubbs escaped from Strangeways....
    Comic genius.

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult Рік тому +3

    "Its mythological, its Greek"
    Instantly the most highbrow thing said on the BBC in that era. MES elevated everything.

    • @simonking851
      @simonking851 Місяць тому

      He's completely wrong, though... XD Sparta was actually a city state in the Peloponnese in ancient Greece... So it wasn't mythological... XD

    • @thewraith93
      @thewraith93 24 дні тому

      ​@@simonking851Yes but the football club Sparta FC IS mythological

  • @CIVILISATIONVIDEO
    @CIVILISATIONVIDEO 6 років тому +6

    rest in peace, boss

  • @orchidtender
    @orchidtender 11 років тому +17

    Every second-third word, NIL! NIL!

    • @funwithphobias
      @funwithphobias 10 років тому +2

      It pays, to talk, to SOMEON- I mean NO ONE!

  • @gordonm4298
    @gordonm4298 Місяць тому +1

    "Southampton... town"

  • @Angelina1east
    @Angelina1east 15 років тому +4

    havent laughed so much for a long time. it just got better and better.

  • @BadLuckLuke
    @BadLuckLuke 2 місяці тому

    This could actually be a Fall song!!!
    Rest easy MES you legend ✨

  • @jacob7207
    @jacob7207 12 років тому +17

    1:33, he doesn't read "Coca Cola." He's like in his mind "fuck dat I aint reading that Corporate bullocks." I wouldn't read that either.

  • @justmadeit2
    @justmadeit2 4 роки тому +6

    He kinda laughed when he said Bournemouth, I wonder if he was thinking of 'The Bournemouth Runner' ha

  • @gazowl142
    @gazowl142 2 роки тому +2

    Even the great MES knows that Chesterfield are called 'Town' ... Legend!

  • @theworldvideos1
    @theworldvideos1 14 років тому +3

    A classic from Mark E Smith !!!!

  • @MsObsidian1
    @MsObsidian1 6 років тому +11

    RIP Fella :(

  • @Bro-Star3000
    @Bro-Star3000 6 років тому +4

    RIP Mark :(

  • @jasmineblack9778
    @jasmineblack9778 2 роки тому +9

    The Fall 10 Oasis 0

  • @sullys6088
    @sullys6088 6 років тому +9

    "Southampton...... Town? 3"

  • @stevenuuu1212
    @stevenuuu1212 17 років тому +4

    southhampton...town 3 leeds 4, i'm on the floor in stitches!!!!!!!!!!

  • @Talentedtadpole
    @Talentedtadpole 2 роки тому +1

    He pronounces Shrewsbury correctly.
    So grateful that he waa formative part of my youth.
    Much missed.

  • @AndreNaumann
    @AndreNaumann 14 років тому +2

    @asuatorhan It's "Theme from Sparta F.C." as said in the beginning of the video :)

  • @presumingeduk
    @presumingeduk 13 років тому +3

    Southampton Town and Bristol... love it

  • @scherzomortale
    @scherzomortale 12 років тому +9

    Mark e smith would make the shipping forecast BRILLIANT. the guy is a genius.

    • @michaelroberts7374
      @michaelroberts7374 3 роки тому

      German Byte-ah Digger dogger Tyne face!! Reprehensible SLAP down. Iceland remains

  • @tomdissonance
    @tomdissonance 14 років тому +7

    impossibly and undyingly funny.

  • @TheIkaraCult
    @TheIkaraCult 4 роки тому +3

    A Number 1 haircut has never seemed as sinister

  • @2001kcass1
    @2001kcass1 6 місяців тому +1

    I love that he won't say Coca Cola

  • @filled_soda
    @filled_soda Рік тому +1

    I bloody love Mark E Smith

  • @FlintSL
    @FlintSL 2 роки тому +1

    Sounds like he's getting more and more pissed the further along he goes

  • @amnesiacradar
    @amnesiacradar 13 років тому +2

    Absolutely brilliant, a great upload!

  • @ealaspada
    @ealaspada 14 років тому +3

    Never in my life had I expected this kind of combination...

  • @JamesClark-uz9wq
    @JamesClark-uz9wq Рік тому +1

    I’ve supported Southampton Town all my life.

  • @yools9511
    @yools9511 16 років тому +2

    funniest...video...ever. Nothing like sheer enthusiasm.

  • @TheVimtoMoustache
    @TheVimtoMoustache 13 років тому +3

    Surely that should be Bury Athletic P-Rushden And Diamonds Town 2 ?
    Marks comedy is second only to his musical genius.
    Legend.

  • @UncommittedAddict
    @UncommittedAddict 15 років тому +1

    Greatest video on youtube, hands down.

  • @ParchedPinemarten
    @ParchedPinemarten 7 років тому +1

    fucking hell... the postponed 1h part made me wake up my parents. oh, mark.

  • @yatesy117
    @yatesy117 8 років тому +12

    "West Ham Utd...1H" 😆

  • @ScrotusXL
    @ScrotusXL 4 роки тому +4

    Hit the North!

  • @RadioNul
    @RadioNul 5 років тому +2

    Refused to say the "Dons" in Milton Keynes Dons. Good stuff.

  • @thetempsband
    @thetempsband 14 років тому +2

    Discounted tickets for The Fall in the Liverpool 02 Academy 2 on the 19th of May. They're normally £17 but we have them for £10. Send us a message on this if you'd like one!

  • @jazzygeofferz
    @jazzygeofferz 6 років тому +1

    First thing I thought of when I heard he'd passed away today, Manchester will be grieving in the morning.

  • @GNeuman
    @GNeuman 4 роки тому +2

    Absolute Legend..

  • @glazinghost5951
    @glazinghost5951 6 років тому +4

    FLAWLESS EXECUTION RIP MARK

  • @stevehotspur
    @stevehotspur 6 років тому +3

    RIP Mark E Smith

  • @chasb4515
    @chasb4515 6 років тому +2

    R.I.P mark e smith

  • @vidarbonsak7855
    @vidarbonsak7855 2 місяці тому +1

    Every single time I hear or read about Bournemouth, I think of this. Bohohohounemouth. And I will do so to my last day 😂 And btw, try the 0.25 speed option!

  • @ravensmead
    @ravensmead 16 років тому +4

    if only the BBC was like this......

  • @divinenation22
    @divinenation22 3 дні тому

    Mark nearly slipped into bingo caller mode with Doncaster Rovers 4!

  • @ewignichjesehn
    @ewignichjesehn 6 років тому +2

    r.i.p. mark. ;-(

  • @duncanmiller1288
    @duncanmiller1288 4 роки тому +2

    I'm glad I wasn't waiting to see how my fucking pools had gone that weekend 😂

  • @Smamf1973
    @Smamf1973 6 років тому +4

    "There are already all these rumours circulating around. I think you should remember whose side your are on-ah"
    Rest easy, MES.

  • @dafteverton7218
    @dafteverton7218 6 років тому +14

    English Chelsea fan this is your last game.

    • @QuoMinBongoes
      @QuoMinBongoes 5 років тому

      Hahah, ive been a Chelsea fan for 50 yrs but Sparta FC is great...he hated Chelsea i think!!

  • @PomBare
    @PomBare 14 років тому +3

    Southampton...town, haha where did he pluck town from?

  • @Jodamu
    @Jodamu 16 років тому +3

    Gillingham Town as well!

  • @MrKashmire123
    @MrKashmire123 5 років тому +1

    Just for curiosty, 1h is a Home Win, as judged by the Football Pools Panel. Final Score should bring this segment back!

  • @gilwood7530
    @gilwood7530 Рік тому

    "IF its me an yer NAN on bongos ...ITS THE FALL" Favorite MES quote...Its like a bonus track from one a my bloody LPS !!!! YOU ARE SADLY MISSED , MARK !!!

  • @madcatterman
    @madcatterman 15 років тому +1

    this is prolly the best thing i've ever seen

  • @GranulatedStuff
    @GranulatedStuff 8 років тому +2

    the very famous sports reporter is shouting....there !

  • @Evemeister12
    @Evemeister12 Рік тому +1

    Should've had the band playing a tune while he read out the results.

  • @grasshoppersunny688
    @grasshoppersunny688 6 років тому +1

    RIP MARK E SMITH SALFORD'S FINEST R.E.S.P.E.C.T 2 YOU 🎼 🍺 👍 ✌ 💖

  • @f1quiz720
    @f1quiz720 6 років тому +1

    Fucking brilliant. RIP Mark E Smith

  • @nizzla12
    @nizzla12 11 років тому +18

    Southampton Town!

    • @lcfclover7342
      @lcfclover7342 10 років тому +3

      Gillingham town :'D

    • @yossarianlives4003
      @yossarianlives4003 6 років тому

      Chesterfield Town. Most teams in league two with Town as a suffix no longer have it (Macclesfield, Shrewsbury, Mansfield etc).

  • @sduddy
    @sduddy 14 років тому +2

    thats pretty cool well done mr smith

  • @BathshebaSmith
    @BathshebaSmith 13 років тому +6

    Could some bright spark make a mash-up out of this then please?

    • @Zapoppin
      @Zapoppin 6 років тому

      the band Rubble sampled this in their track Marquee Banner

    • @angharaddenby3389
      @angharaddenby3389 8 місяців тому

      First 4.47 of this was released by Feral Child as a 6" hexagonal 45 on 2 April 2024. 100 copies made.

  • @coolkid05
    @coolkid05 13 років тому +2

    @ManU898100 It was 19th November 2005

  • @Cunobelinus54
    @Cunobelinus54 13 років тому +2

    If you turn on Google Audio transcribe you basically get the lyrics to a Fall song.

  • @goodtaste101
    @goodtaste101 17 років тому +1

    The future's (mark) bright, the future's Kurious. Absolute bliss.

  • @stephenwalker850
    @stephenwalker850 2 роки тому +2

    He once walked by me wi ah plastic bag

  • @AllyLamont
    @AllyLamont 5 років тому +2

    Southampton....Town

  • @MegaFurno
    @MegaFurno 3 роки тому +1

    Thanks Mark, even Argyle won that day !

  • @arch9enius
    @arch9enius 6 років тому +3

    Southampton .... Town?

  • @dinoramone6761
    @dinoramone6761 6 років тому +2

    R.I.P

  • @nord1486
    @nord1486 12 років тому +9

    "Tottenham Hotspur postponed, West Ham United 1 haitch" - love it!

    • @dermot51
      @dermot51 4 роки тому +1

      Fucking class

  • @jend80
    @jend80 6 років тому +1

    .R.I.P Mark. E. Smith.
    Missing Peely a bit too.

  • @Jarowdowsky2
    @Jarowdowsky2 6 років тому +1

    Never rest mate

  • @dermot51
    @dermot51 16 років тому +2

    sounds like a fall title