Tottenham Hotspur postponed West Ham Utd1H Southampton Town Chesterfield Town Bourne-ne-ne-mouth Gillingham Town Bristol Mark E Smith is a top Manc Citizen.
@@filled_sodarefused to say the 'dons' after Milton Keynes. MK originally didn't have a football team, so some businessman 'relocated' wimbledon's team to MK, that's where the 'dons' come from. It was and still is a pretty controversial move, and alienated a lot of fans. But as someone who lives in MK, they really have no fans in the area, a big empty stadium and are usually towards the arse end of the league. Justice in a mysterious way.
The way he announces the 0-0 games cracks me up for some reason! Bless the cranky old codger. I would say rest in peace, but I imagine he's living as large as he ever did in whatever after life he managed to find ;) Rest any way you damn well please Mark, you wouldn't want it any other way!
3:09 "Milton Keynes-" definite disdain, slight pause... rightfully MES does not voice the 'D' word. Unspoken respect to Wimbledon. "He was not appreciated."
Released as a 6" lathe-cut single by Feral Child on 2 April 2024. !00 copies made. Just as it is here (up Mark's reply on being asked where he come up with the tune.)
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Every single time I hear or read about Bournemouth, I think of this. Bohohohounemouth. And I will do so to my last day 😂 And btw, try the 0.25 speed option!
"IF its me an yer NAN on bongos ...ITS THE FALL" Favorite MES quote...Its like a bonus track from one a my bloody LPS !!!! YOU ARE SADLY MISSED , MARK !!!
MES could read a phone book and it still would've sounded like a Fall song. Legend.
This is very true
@@michaelroberts7374 haha it would be very entertaining
I don’t think you understand the word legend…..a drunk reading sports scores is far from a legend.
Just put "ahh" after every score to a square-wheeled beat, and you got the next EP
I have to re-watch this at least once a year. Never fails to cheer me up. What a legend he was.
This is the best clip I have ever seen on You Tube. A triumph of random, surreal casting by the BBC. Mark E Smith is a legend
whoever thought of this deserves a raise
RIP Mark E. Smith (1957 - 2018).
"West Ham United...1h"
Totally floored me..
I Fucking love that
Truly, one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've no idea if it was intentional or a mistake!
They'd fucking kill for a '1h' result right now.
@@succytash Drug and alcoholically spurred.
love how he refused to say "coco-cola"
there is something deeply satisfying about hearing MES say the name of my hometown.
i don't really care for football, but i could listen to Mark E. Smith announce the scores forever.
Tottenham Hotspur postponed West Ham Utd1H
Southampton Town
Chesterfield Town
Bourne-ne-ne-mouth
Gillingham Town
Bristol
Mark E Smith is a top Manc Citizen.
Nice to hear a true football fan who refuses to use the stolen nickname for the Franchise @ 3:08 #RIPMarkESmith
"Coca-Cola"? Yeah I noticed that--and I am not a fan of football (or any sports, now that I think of it). But that was a pretty based move
@@vollsticksWhat did he refuse to use/say? I'm clueless.
@@filled_sodarefused to say the 'dons' after Milton Keynes. MK originally didn't have a football team, so some businessman 'relocated' wimbledon's team to MK, that's where the 'dons' come from. It was and still is a pretty controversial move, and alienated a lot of fans. But as someone who lives in MK, they really have no fans in the area, a big empty stadium and are usually towards the arse end of the league. Justice in a mysterious way.
I just had to listen to this again on the 4th anniversary of MES's death. What a legend. He should have been reading the results every week :-)
'West Ham United 1H' will never get old, I miss Mark. And it's funny, if he knew how missed he was, he'd probably be pissed off about it haha
after all this time, this is is still my all time favorite video on UA-cam. cheers to Mark E. Smith forever!
I had a pint with him a couple of months ago. It was an ambition fulfilled.
The way he announces the 0-0 games cracks me up for some reason! Bless the cranky old codger. I would say rest in peace, but I imagine he's living as large as he ever did in whatever after life he managed to find ;) Rest any way you damn well please Mark, you wouldn't want it any other way!
Spot on. Raisin chopped but powerful cult hero.
“I hope you dont mind us using your song every week”
Mark E “Not at all. i dont get a penny anyway !”
I'm sure he must have got a couple of hundred every time they played it
@@PsychedelicGoo I think there was a period Smith was declared bankrupt and his royalties went straight to HMRC to clear tax bills.
3:09 "Milton Keynes-" definite disdain, slight pause... rightfully MES does not voice the 'D' word. Unspoken respect to Wimbledon. "He was not appreciated."
Has nobody ever sampled this and stuck it over some Fall-esque bass line?
A friend of mine used to periodicity lay this over his do sets- laced throughout
Released as a 6" lathe-cut single by Feral Child on 2 April 2024. !00 copies made. Just as it is here (up Mark's reply on being asked where he come up with the tune.)
He know exactly what he's doing when he says "Milton Keynes" two... #droptheDons
Oh that was funny when Mark E Smith said to the presenter that his no.1 short haircut looks like he escaped from Strangeways !!
Lance Hardy, RIP. Thank you for this gem...."West Ham United 1H!"
The concept of the pools panel was sadly lost
Not much of a soccer fan but I love The Fall.
It's not soccer! It football! ;-)
Would make a good Fall song , just add bass n drums.
workin on it not an easy job.
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There's a few now
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Underrated reply!!
Good on Ray, he took it in good spirit
Loving it to bits and pieces!!
Southampton Town
Chesterfield Town
Bristol Nil
Grrrrimzby one
Bohohorrrnemouth!!
I'll never forget this-ah
So sad to hear of MES’s passing. RIP, Mark-ah
THE WIT & HONESTY OF MARK E SMITH TOP OF THE LEAGUE FOR ME ANOTHER CLASS (WORKING) R.E.S.P.E.C.T 👍✌
Southampton Town, Gillingham Town, West Ham 1h, bangs headphones on head, Ray Stubbs escaped from Strangeways....
Comic genius.
"Its mythological, its Greek"
Instantly the most highbrow thing said on the BBC in that era. MES elevated everything.
He's completely wrong, though... XD Sparta was actually a city state in the Peloponnese in ancient Greece... So it wasn't mythological... XD
@@simonking851Yes but the football club Sparta FC IS mythological
rest in peace, boss
Every second-third word, NIL! NIL!
It pays, to talk, to SOMEON- I mean NO ONE!
"Southampton... town"
havent laughed so much for a long time. it just got better and better.
This could actually be a Fall song!!!
Rest easy MES you legend ✨
1:33, he doesn't read "Coca Cola." He's like in his mind "fuck dat I aint reading that Corporate bullocks." I wouldn't read that either.
He kinda laughed when he said Bournemouth, I wonder if he was thinking of 'The Bournemouth Runner' ha
Even the great MES knows that Chesterfield are called 'Town' ... Legend!
A classic from Mark E Smith !!!!
RIP Fella :(
RIP Mark :(
The Fall 10 Oasis 0
"Southampton...... Town? 3"
southhampton...town 3 leeds 4, i'm on the floor in stitches!!!!!!!!!!
He pronounces Shrewsbury correctly.
So grateful that he waa formative part of my youth.
Much missed.
@asuatorhan It's "Theme from Sparta F.C." as said in the beginning of the video :)
Southampton Town and Bristol... love it
Mark e smith would make the shipping forecast BRILLIANT. the guy is a genius.
German Byte-ah Digger dogger Tyne face!! Reprehensible SLAP down. Iceland remains
impossibly and undyingly funny.
A Number 1 haircut has never seemed as sinister
I love that he won't say Coca Cola
I bloody love Mark E Smith
Sounds like he's getting more and more pissed the further along he goes
Absolutely brilliant, a great upload!
Never in my life had I expected this kind of combination...
I’ve supported Southampton Town all my life.
funniest...video...ever. Nothing like sheer enthusiasm.
Surely that should be Bury Athletic P-Rushden And Diamonds Town 2 ?
Marks comedy is second only to his musical genius.
Legend.
Greatest video on youtube, hands down.
fucking hell... the postponed 1h part made me wake up my parents. oh, mark.
"West Ham Utd...1H" 😆
Hit the North!
Refused to say the "Dons" in Milton Keynes Dons. Good stuff.
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First thing I thought of when I heard he'd passed away today, Manchester will be grieving in the morning.
Absolute Legend..
FLAWLESS EXECUTION RIP MARK
RIP Mark E Smith
R.I.P mark e smith
Every single time I hear or read about Bournemouth, I think of this. Bohohohounemouth. And I will do so to my last day 😂 And btw, try the 0.25 speed option!
if only the BBC was like this......
Mark nearly slipped into bingo caller mode with Doncaster Rovers 4!
r.i.p. mark. ;-(
I'm glad I wasn't waiting to see how my fucking pools had gone that weekend 😂
"There are already all these rumours circulating around. I think you should remember whose side your are on-ah"
Rest easy, MES.
English Chelsea fan this is your last game.
Hahah, ive been a Chelsea fan for 50 yrs but Sparta FC is great...he hated Chelsea i think!!
Southampton...town, haha where did he pluck town from?
Gillingham Town as well!
Just for curiosty, 1h is a Home Win, as judged by the Football Pools Panel. Final Score should bring this segment back!
"IF its me an yer NAN on bongos ...ITS THE FALL" Favorite MES quote...Its like a bonus track from one a my bloody LPS !!!! YOU ARE SADLY MISSED , MARK !!!
this is prolly the best thing i've ever seen
the very famous sports reporter is shouting....there !
Should've had the band playing a tune while he read out the results.
RIP MARK E SMITH SALFORD'S FINEST R.E.S.P.E.C.T 2 YOU 🎼 🍺 👍 ✌ 💖
Fucking brilliant. RIP Mark E Smith
Southampton Town!
Gillingham town :'D
Chesterfield Town. Most teams in league two with Town as a suffix no longer have it (Macclesfield, Shrewsbury, Mansfield etc).
thats pretty cool well done mr smith
Could some bright spark make a mash-up out of this then please?
the band Rubble sampled this in their track Marquee Banner
First 4.47 of this was released by Feral Child as a 6" hexagonal 45 on 2 April 2024. 100 copies made.
@ManU898100 It was 19th November 2005
If you turn on Google Audio transcribe you basically get the lyrics to a Fall song.
The future's (mark) bright, the future's Kurious. Absolute bliss.
He once walked by me wi ah plastic bag
Southampton....Town
Thanks Mark, even Argyle won that day !
Southampton .... Town?
R.I.P
"Tottenham Hotspur postponed, West Ham United 1 haitch" - love it!
Fucking class
.R.I.P Mark. E. Smith.
Missing Peely a bit too.
Never rest mate
sounds like a fall title