When the kidnappers try to stand out
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- Опубліковано 9 чер 2024
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ooh,,;sofucking shit
Love your videos!💚
Isnt this just an unhealthy and lazy version of hello fresh? I mean they're ready to go with just heating up, and to keep those fresh they must be highly processed food with lots of "additional stuff" to keep it looking fresh for at least a week.
I haven't checked tho it's just my headcanon 😅
Fun fact: Zach Star's Videos are either Educational or just backstory of a story or a sequel or a prequel of a story.
I hate how true this is
😂
I know it's pretty funny
@@ZachStarHimself 😂
@@ZachStarHimselfI bet your answer is a prequel to your next comment
4th riddle: "SOLVE THE FUCKING REIMANN HYPOTHESIS"
Its true, I just just proved it on this napkin
@@Drache832I just unsolved it on a piece of cardboard from this construction site bro, science changes fast these days...
Get out of here student from before who solved the Riemann Hypothesis!
Just resolved it by counting with my fingers, mathematics really be going fast these minutes
@@dan_asd I just translated it into quantum physics and used it to time trave back to the time of Jesus and gave it a Roman Emperor who used it wipe his butt with, you'll find the evidence of this in the Roman sewer systems, happy hunting!
It's crazy how Zach makes kidnappers feel so relatable. Really shows how talented he is.
bro, are we suppose to be worried about you? :o
@@stefanplusplus917Well, I, for one, appreciate how Zach humanises us.
@@95rav🫡
Kidnapper lives matter to
1:18“I come once in a minute-”
“You made a riddle about me?”
“-Twice in a moment-”
“Definitely about me”
“-But never in a thousand years”
“Now I’m confused”😂😂😂
Peak comedy Zach
It’s still him. He comes in a minute, but never actually gets the girl even in a thousand years, so…
Now I know why the kidnappers always start with "listen closely". They cant get their target's full attention otherwise.
At first, I thought the parents were just really good at riddles, then I realized they were just looking it up on the computer in front of them. I suddenly relate to the Kidnappers.
Ohhh
But they weren't looking them up. They were just super invested in what they were doing on the laptop already. The second one didn't even have a riddle.
I love how parents are consistently not very concerned about the kidnappings. :D
Explains how the kids were able to be kidnapped in the first place.
@@MayoOverlordAble and probably willing
"You can go fuck yourself" And "Why the FUCK do you know this" Had me fighting for life
Can we just appreciate that Zach is able and willing to post so many great videos?
Can we appreciate that this bit is able and willing to last longer than an a-sexual
I am able, AND WILLING, to acknowledge how great he is for being able, AND willing, to entertain us so often.
@@Pyremaniacyour willingness made me able to make a comment to agree
im loving this new joke within his community
@@yourmother3819It's super easy, barely an inconvenience to be able and willing to overuse a joke.
it's nice that all these parents were both able and willing to answer all these questions to get their kids back
Someone go claim the 69th like, it's right there
@@Iwannaeatlasagna got it
@@henriouellet8416 You're welcome for giving the 68th like
@@Iwannaeatlasagna nooooooooooo i got tricked
@funkenjoyer are u Mathew its me nox
I just love that the sponsors are paying to be associated with kidnappers.
Hey, there are some that are able and willing to advertise on Twitter, so why not?
I am all for Zach's expressions when he is annoyed and shouts in loud in a high pitch voice 😂😂😂
“You made a riddle about me?”…..fucking outstanding…lol😂
I love how Zach keeps making his sponsors look like horrible people that support some funny kidnappers lol
"WHAT THE FUCK IS UP WITH THESE PEOPLE!?"? Well, first of all, your targets are rich people.
The banter between the kidnappers is so hilarious 😂
The fact that kidnapper never considered a laptop as part of the equation is what makes this video hilarious 😂
Head cannon, a decent guy makes a plan to ruin his friends abduction plans in a way where everyone stays safe. But then gets genuinely upset that his riddles are solved in seconds and starts abducting the kid repeatedly to see if he can stump the father.
That got me laughing!
He should have asked trivia questions about his kids. Would have lost the game on the spot
-When is your kid's birthday?
-Uhhhh...
I feel if the kidnappers were to ask that question and the parents got that wrong, they'd just adopt the kid and become better parents.
"Floyd Mayweather"
"Incorrect"
"A prisoner"
"I feel I was close"
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Your sponsor bits and the way you integrate them are THE best on UA-cam
Zach’s killing it with the upload schedule lately
felt like all the parents were able but not willing to save their kids
I was wondering what happened with our favourite kidnappers, glad to see them back
this guy's humor is on another level fr
This is what happens when the kidnappers don't say "listen very carefully" nobody takes them seriously
I really enjoyed the upsale the kidnapper really knows his audience.
I love how the finance blokes are more evil sociopaths than the kidnappers
I love the detail that the last guy offered to pay the kidnapper without the kidnapper realizing
Those parents were able but not willing to care for their kids
Plot twist: the guy with glasses is actually nice and wanted to save the kids from the guy in black.
These guys had a solid idea in the first 20 seconds and then they started thinking.
"Oh that's where he went” Hahahahah
Everyone was on a zoom call with Zack from emergency row seat c12 he was able and willing to give them the awnsers
when the kidnapper asks for a tip
If only these people had the help the legendary zach from seat 12c who is able and willing to assist
why would they need his help, they got their kids back.
@@Simqerbut if they had his help there kids would have never been kidnapped in the first place
I thought you were referring to the kidnappers. They DEFINITELY need someone who is not only able, but willing to be an effective kidnapper. Who is also a double alpha.
@@Ninjago20009He might be able and willing to help, BUT he is currently sitting in seat 12c on his way to save the galaxy. Why should he waste time to save people from villains that came straight out of a home alone movie.
These videos are so elitely made iont know how hes not already at millions
The only channel where I don't skip the sponsored section. Like I have an extention that auto skips it, but I manually go back
Daniel Thrasher is another one I do not skip and Charles Berthoud.
kidnappers: *trying to set a theatening tone*
also the kidnappers: *turns the whole sitch into a fun lil game*
BETTER AND BETTER ZACH!!!
How is this comment one day ago if the video came out an hour ago? Are you a time traveler?
@@Jungleali Hi, I pay him on Patreon, so I see before.
*Secretly looks up all the answers on the laptop*
That transition into the ad was incredibly smooth
Plot Geist: they just Google every answer on the pc
I would be willing AND able to answer those riddles!
I got the second one instantly, but when he asked the third I instantly said “chuck Norris”
Missed opportunity: The "what's in my pocket?" question. (With a bit of Golum sound effects)
the Zach star universe has a lot of uncaring but weirdly smart fathers.
Isn’t his name Zach
@@Jungleali thanks I messed up and fixed the comment
And their kids probably turn to crime because of no parental guidance.. so they end up as kidnappers😮
I love how emotional the pink balaclava guy is
They already have a thing, they are like two nerdy guy doing funny thing
First time a kidnapper ever got me to listen to an add.
Cook Unity: we should sponsor that Zach Star guy, what could go wrong?
One of the parents: waiting on a call from an investor
Also them: "Hey, can I call you back?"
i like how he asked which left over the phone
i love how many skits you're making recently!
And that's how CookUnity ended kidnapping as a profession.
man i just love ur vids man
I love this, ohmygosh! Zach is 100000% the best content creator ever
I love these videos so much.
I love your channel keep up the great stuff
Love your content keep up the great work
If I were a kid and this guys kidnapped me I would be pretty chill to be honest
Zach is willing and able to answer these questions
Our parents are completely wrong about what kidnappers do. 😅
This is what kidnappers actually do.
This explains the stalkers
You're the only guy which sponsor parts I always watch lol
Love you Zach!
1:18 lol ‘come’ funny
Are they just googling it? Not even making sure they don’t have a laptop in front of their face, then not giving them a timer, destined to fail.
Sadly, these little videos are the highlight of my day. Please don't stop the music.
Is this video set in Gotham? The parents seem like they are used to their kids just being kidnapped, the kidnappers are directly copying villains from Gotham, I was honestly waiting for Batman to show up. 🤣🤣
Imagine if the kidnappers did a *buy 1 get 1 free* 😂
he is able and willing to answer the riddles
Saving these riddles for later
This is my personal ranking of every kidnappers video
11: when the kidnappers call Jussie Smollett
10: when the kidnappers bluff
9: when the kidnappers try to stand out
8: how parents portray all kidnappings
7: partners in crime
6: when the kidnappers get the wrong person
5: when the kidnappers call the police
4: when the kidnappers don’t rehearse
3: when the kidnappers dramatic plan fails
2: when the kidnappers have the wrong number
1: when the kidnappers finally get the right number but the person is poor
I love when strangers come with a car and gives me candy.
Who doesn't love FREE stuff? Right?
@@SwagelokTaj exactly
I feel like all these people are googling the answers and that’s the real reason the riddler can’t exist post internet
Wonder if these kidnappers will ever try to kidnap the serial killers? Can’t wait for when you go Multiversal
For the last one you missed the opportunity to say "you're trivializing this"
Actually amazing how you guys incorporated the sponsor into this video
This is so weird I love it
An accountant can also finish a book without reading a sentence.
These parents acting like the kidnappers took a robot instead 💀
at one point pink panther and that other guy, should express their feelings and end up being together or smth
They are just googling everything in their laptops.
gives me home alone wet bandit vibes
Zach was constantly walking on the verge of insanity and I guess he tripped because there's no was a sane person could make something like this
What is with all the dads not caring that their sons are kidnapped? 😆
The "Wet Bandits" version 2
1:48 actually a minute doesn‘t even have a single moment, because a moment is 90 seconds long
oh i thought they were closer to a picosecond
I thought he was gonna phone a friend in the last one and all his conference buddies would pitch in
I am able and willing to watch all Zach's content 💯 times over ,🗿
Ooooh so, like, pink panther was Saw guy's buddy from that video? The ZCU plot thickens.
7:12 😂😂 this part got me
Good vid broski
FEURST, I LOVE YOU ZACH !!!!
A moment is 90 seconds. A minute and a half.
The dad was looking up the riddle answers with ChatGPT
When phase 4 of the Zack Star Cinematic Universe?
I'm amazed this guy's still a criminal, he could become a salesman and make more money.