Collective Christmas | AIWFCIY x Collective Consciousness (key corrected)
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- Опубліковано 17 жов 2024
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my previous post was out of key, so after a few people asked, I corrected it
enjoy!
A mashup of All I want for Christmas is you and collective consciousness I made, with the help of AWTP:
/ @anyonewanttoplay7922
Songs used:
• Mariah Carey - All I W... - AIWFCIY
• Metal Gear Rising: Rev... - Collective Consciousness
Funny quotes/audio clips used from:
• Metal Gear Rising: Rev...
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AWTP uploaded the out of key video to their channel as well, check it out there:
• M.G. Carey ~ All I wan...
uncompressed audio files for download:
.FLAC - drive.google.c...
.WAV - drive.google.c...
If you wanna use this for a video or something, feel free, just credit me!
I don't have a discord server or anything, but sharing would be a big help
All images in the video, except 2 drawings by AWTP, are just search results on google that I photoshopped santa hats and stuff onto, so cant give much credit there
Thumbnail by me
sorry if there's ads-- video got claimed cause of AIWFCIY
![RED SUN In the Sky Over Paradise [Metal Gear Rising x CCP]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/swiGWilMqeQ/mqdefault.jpg)
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I made a Christmas mashup with the only thing I know for real! Go check it out here: ua-cam.com/video/GmDKXGNjOho/v-deo.html
That's good
@@travoedoi thanks!
Yup and the video(s) are glorious
@@LoreGoshi tysm!
Love it
valentine’s is a myth, Easter is a joke. We’re all elves, controlled by something greater: SANTA, THE FATHER OF CHRISTMAS!
omg I love it
Exquisite.
This makes me think of that evil military santa from the santa clause 2
Now there’s a pretty meme, exquisite
This works and i hate it
“Are you high?”
“Let me check………………………………yes………………………………………………..HIGH ON CHRISTMAS SPIRIT!”
maxor is so good hahaha
Not related to this, but have you done fighting with those *borders* yet, Galm 2?
And there's nothing more festive then shooting a man to get a PS5!
“And there’s nothing more festive than running over a grandma with this reindeer of a world!”
@@ethansolomon2126 "what is reindeer?"
"Why won't you cry?"
"Christmas cheer, son! It increases in response to jingle bells."
'tis the season to be jolly
You can't sadden me, jack!
I work retail and the opposite is true for me.
@@CaptainRhodor tear ducts son! they open in response to jingle bells.
"I'll rid this world of pointless presents."
"impressive little toy you've got there" never made so much sense
hahahahah u right
Metal Gear EXCELSUS is the ultimate action figure. It even comes with real working dual unmatched-power-of-the-sun laser cannons! It can be purchased now for the low low price of $13,000,000,000.99!
@@prismatixthehumanperson6184 honestly id just by the cannons lol
@@prismatixthehumanperson6184 13 billion isn’t too bad considering what it is
@@arandomcommenter412 true, I kinda just chose a random high number, tacked 99 cents on the end and said good enough.
This is how the song normally sounds to retail employees
hahahahaha why not make that dream a reality
My brother used to work at a target and this is apparently true
@@thedoodooslayer4106 This is all I hear from target employees. How the job is apparently that much of a pain.
A well structured joke: a breath out of nose
Raiden with a Christmas hat: W H E E Z E
my photoshop skills are unparalleled
@@anyonecancook9515 Yes, they are unparalleled,but in the end, you chose your own destiny in the land of the truly free
@@senatorstevenarmstrong6703 god bless
There is still nothing better then Blade wolf with a Christmas hat
@@eh2587 this is true
Max0r made me realize this exists and I understand now that my life was meaningless till I found this
wait maxor used this?
@@anyonecancook9515 In his newest video he references it
@@Roosalio yoo thats sick
@@anyonecancook9515 at 15:18 on part 2 of his summary of mgr
@@asureth7445 yoooooooo
"Used to build snowmen, ya know!"
"In some cushy Mariah Carey song!"
"Try Rudolph the red-nosed reindeer."
"Could've decked the halls if Christmas eve wasn't foggy."
"I'm not one of those stocking-stuffing pansies."
"I can guide Santa's sleigh, with my bare nose!"
"Don't fuck with this reindeer!"
this is genius!
"I'm making the mother of all Eggnoggs here Jack!"
Perfect, Read the whole thing as Rudolph Holiday himself.
"WHAT?!"
"Nice CandyCane."
"this is what america is all about, not hiding our christmas eve from anyone"
So-called “free thinkers” when they need a song to play in retail stores in the middle of September
all according to plan >:)
The fact that this is built like a PowerPoint makes everything better
:)
yes
Imagine playing this at a mall and pretending like nothing is wrong.
Some people will start thinking they're on some They live shit.
lmao that would be gold
Takes the line "live in ignorance" to a new level
@@shioniiluxion6457 so true!
Now I'm going on a mission to get a job at a mall and during the holidays I'm playing it
@@le_chef-Klown do us proud.
Imagine walking into a shop to buy stuff for Christmas and you promptly hear "The fires of Greed will *_burn_* the weak, so we'll make freedom obsolete!" or "Let your country control your soul!"
to the tune of AIWFCIY with no knowledge of MGR:R
someone else commented that they were gonna do that, it sounds so funny lmao
They live
@@szymonbollin5074 in ignorance
@@braydex3606 nah they just live
@@St3lla-MaR1s in ignorance
"Living in ignorance and buy your happiness"
Being honest, listening to this while buying Christmas things in a mall would be enough to make me stop and rethink my life choices
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'You wanna go home and rethink your life"
Fr fr on god, bussin fr.
*“Santa planted the seed. We don't need him around to filter and foster his gifts any longer, we're spreading them just fine ourselves. Every American man, woman and child... we're all sons of Santa now!”*
That would be a pretty killer response when your kid starts getting uppity about Santa not being real
This says a lot about how overcomercialized Christmas is in today's world
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"Fortunately, this music is excellent, and fits one-to-one with All I Want For Christmas. I'm not joking."
max0r my beloved
@@anyonecancook9515 i can see the heart locket 💀
@@chair._ :)
The only thing I want for christmas
@@azzix45 we've come full circle
“WHY WONT YOU DIE!?”
“Eggnog, son. A delicious festive drink that hardens in response to physical trauma, you can’t hurt me jack!”
nanonog
Senator Armstrong the weakest booze cruiser.
I really want someone to play this in a mall. Imagine buying presents for your kids and hearing "The fires of greed will burn the weak"
someone else said they would try and do that this winter
"Come on timmy, which toy do you want?"
"Can I have an xbox and aplaystatio and a comepute-
LIVE IN IGNORANCE AND PURCHASE YOUR HAPPINESS WITH BLOOD AND SWEAT IS THE REAL COST THINKING CEASES THE TRUTH IS LOST
Bet.
"It will be like the good old days after Christmas Eve."
damn now I need to make a sundowner one
@@anyonecancook9515 please do
@@oscarozzieozborne5783 im planning on it
@@anyonecancook9515 Not that you do this sort of video, but I've always wanted to see an AMV featuring Reptar from the Rugrats to the tune of Red Sun Over Paradise, and titled "This is Reptar's Paradise".
Just cause I keep hearing that line in that song.
@@Canaris4 ill add it to the list haha
"So grease the cheers with some factory workers blood?!"
"Relax Jack, it's the christmas season, were not out to torture wage slaves, bitterness, the cold, humbugs, of course, that would have to include you. Wouldnt want any Amazon exposes complicating the message!!"
I love this
Making the mother of all Christmas dinners here, Jack. Can't fret over every turkey!
Not when you're eating the milk and cookies, right? What do you know about Santa Claus? You didn't grow up with the Christmas spirit
@@anyonecancook9515 IF IT ISN'T FESTIVE JACK
@@bjollnirbjordsen9795 NOT GIFT-GIVING... AS USUAL
@@anyonecancook9515 IMPRESSIVE LITTLE GIFT YOU GOT THERE
@@hammerdown2668 YOU'RE NOT GETTING RID OF CHRISTMAS, YOU'RE REBRANDING IT
This feels like a song that would play in a video critiquing the capitalistic tendencies of the Christmas season. Lyrics def help lol
"purchase your happiness" yeah it works super well lol
@@anyonecancook9515 "the rightous will succeed" true during black friday 🤣
@@AquaFan1998 I see you watched all of my videos lmao
The point of Armstrong is that he hates crony capitalism, but he loves avarationism (ego-capitalism)
@@ricardolouage1662 The point of Armstrong is that he is either delusional or deceiving in this regard.
If anything, he wants to get rid of the little responsibility to the public there is (perhaps under the veil of fairness; won't any one think of the poor milliardaires?).
1:21 Hearing "let your contry control your soul" while raiden stares at me emotionless is traumatizing.
hhhahahahahaha
This is unintentionally the best satire of American commercialism.
ikr?
"Live in ignorance and purchase your happiness" is very apt for a christmas song
I know right?
"Checked under the tree lately?"
"The gifts..."
"You're not Jolly... _You're deer-shit insane!"_
Making the mother of all sleds, here jack! Can't fret over every elf!
@@anyonecancook9515 Oh no not the sweatshop elfs
"Children will open present they don't understand, celebrating holidays they don't believe in.."
@@d-boi9785, ... but at least I'll leave a worthy celebrant...
"Making the Mother of All Nogs here, Jack! Can't Fret over every Egg!"
Glad you changed the title to "Collective Christmas" because it was what we were all thinking.
you can thank one of my commenters for that
One could say the collective consciousness thought about it.
@@mikedanielespeja6128 lmaooo
Happy Holida-
MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU UNAMERICAN SH-
It is November 30th! There is other stuff before it
All i want for christmas is collective conscinojs
The alternate ending where Raiden befriended all of his enemies and turned them good. Now, they all meet up in one big gathering to celebrate Christmas.
Armstrong is handing out gifts (in a Santa suit), mistral and blade wolf are baking cookies, Jack and Sam are playing some festive music, while all the metal gears are launching fireworks into the night sky. Finally, sundowner and monsoon are setting up all the decorations, while having a conversation about the Christmas spirit.
Now let’s cut back to the reality where Raiden killed everyone (except wolf) and hung their heads on his wall.
the duality of man. I love it!
I can imagine Raiden just sitting in a cozy cabin scene, Christmas hat and robe and all, sipping eggnog behind an open fire presenting the heads of all his enemies
Khamsin is still dead tho lol
Now that's some Undertale type stuff right there
@@aregularperson4852 I can picture Raiden sharing gifts with his family and friends, while most of them look confused and horrified at the christmas tree made from Mistral's frozen body and Monsoon's head as the star at the top.
"so grease the gears with a little eggnog, is that it?"
"this is a war on halloween, we don't want to kill elves- krampuses. grinches. naughty children. and, of course, that would include you."
All we're saying is give Christmas a chance!
It’s good for the economy!
@@anyonecancook9515 Wasting money on the tools and material is supposed to help the economy?
@@Foolius. delivery companies, toy manufacturers... Job creators, Jack!
@@anyonecancook9515 So grease the gears with childhood innocence is that it?
@@Foolius. oh relax, jack frost. It's a "war on christmas." We're not out to kill good little girls and boys.
Legendary. Referenced by Max0r. What a piece of art.
HIT THAT BELL
SUBCRIB
LKE
@@anyonecancook9515 DESTROY THE SUBSCRIBE BUTTON WITH THE FORCE OF 1000 SUNS
This makes the lyrics sound a million times more evil.
oh no
This song is extremely scary
Grinch boss fight theme
You are correct
“Why won’t you cry?!”
“Christmas Spirit, son, it brightens in response to negativity. You can’t sadden me, Jack!”
“I’m using Christmas as a business to get elected, so I can end Christmas as a business!”
"Nanogifts son!"
"They spread christmas spirit in response to christmas."
hahahahaha
"You can't be sad now, Jack!"
“Now I see. You deny your candy cane it’s purpose.”
The Christmas gift that never stops giving. This is amazing.
merry crisis!
@@BMB_Ricardo yes
Y'know, the lyrics are vague enough that, without context, this would be a great theme song for an evil Darwinist Santa.
"Its a war on Christmas! We're not out to kill good boys or girls. Naughty kids. Santa deniers. Grinches! Of course that would have to include you. Wouldn't want any eyewitness reports complicating Christmas Eve!"
Exquisite meme, can't tell you how many times I've listened to this over the 2021 Holiday
I’ve listened to it too many times to count
Homestuck
@@twinkiesmaster69 based af
@@anyonecancook9515 im always based
@@twinkiesmaster69 based af
"Why won't you give presents to naughty children?"
"Nanoelfs, son! It makes presents in response to good children."
lol
Halloween is a myth, Easter is a joke. We are all pawns controlled by something greater. Christmas, the season of the soul
ahhahaha
It cheers us up, it is our culture, it's the holiday we'll never miss.
Imagine being an emplyee at Walmart (what's Walmart?) and hearing the first notes, thinking it's again that season where your mental health is put to test by repeatedly listening to "All I want for Christmas", and then this pops in.
a few people said they'd do that this year, we'll see what happens with it xd
@@anyonecancook9515 I really hope so
Wal-Mart? More like Wal-Moshpit.
It's heaven, Raiden. Check the internet lately?
“ Here we go again…”
“well if it isn’t saucy Jack… “
I always loved how they just drop the nickname "Saucy Jack" on us and it's not ever aknowledged brought up again lmao
honestly at that point I stopped asking questions lol
Sussy Jack
The real Jack the Ripper signed a letter sent in to a news paper as Saucy Jack, so he's referencing Raiden's nickname
"Now I see, you deny your sleigh its purpose!" -Blizzard Sam
I made a jetstream sam one lol
I have unfettered respect for this man for making the locations "The North Pole"
Edit: 1st December 2023 and I'm back again
the canonical location of the fight in MGR, dont look it up
@@anyonecancook9515 no wonder it was so snowy(fiery)!
santa workshop, and his elf slave labour palace
It's that time of the year again!
No replys? Lemme step in
@@Estodentno bitches? sorry, can't help that
Last I checked, naughty children weren't exactly rare in this part of the world. Millions of them, in fact. You can get more once we've set up a new workshop. They lead lives of hunger and pain. We're performing a service here -- for them, and the cities they burden
The slide show type transitions is the icing on the cake.
barely anybody talks about it, I'm glad you like it!
>start working at a grocery store
>they start stocking christmas shit in september, cause everyone is doing it
> collective christmas at last
I love how this was uploaded in 240p
All of the nonbelievers
They cannot make the judgment call
Believe in him forever
Their voices won't be heard at all
Display obedience
While never stepping out of line
And blindly swear allegiance
Let your Christmas control your mind
(Let your Christmas control your soul)
Live in festiveness
And purchase your jollyness
When cheer and joy are the real cost
Thinking ceases
The truth is lost
Don't you worry
You'll be told exactly what to do
I give my people the gifts they need
The festive will succeed
The stains of time will void beliefs
So we'll make freedom obsolete
Making whole the spirit of the holidays
Collective Christmas controlled as you will see
if only I could make this...
make an ai version, NOW@@anyonecancook9515
Might send this to a friend who always knows EXACTLY how many days are left til Christmas.
hahahhahha the perfect gift
“You’re right about one thing, I do need toys, and elves.”
-Senator Santa Armstrong
"Live in ignorance, and purchase your happiness" never became so literal
Festive code names for the bosses
Mistral-The Cold Wind of Frost
Monsoon-The Wreaths of Destruction
Jetsleigh Sam-The Cool Blizzard Wind
Sundowner-The Californian Shoppingspree
Raiden-Jack the Wrapper
Khamsin, the Foggy Night
Sleighwolf
Senator Clausstrong
gotta come back here every year for the memes, THE MEMES JACK
"CHRISTMAS SPIRIT SON, IT HARDENS IN RESPONSE TO PHYSICAL TRAUMA"
It´s that time of the year again
All I want for Christmas is nanomachines son!
And I don’t care about the PMC’s under the Christmas tree
Perfection. Absolutely divine.
as it was meant to be
Perhaps even...
_exquisite?_
@@polturdgeist E X Q U I S I T E M E M E
“A WORLD WHERE ALL MEN CAN ENJOY THEIR OWN CHRISTMAS!”
--
“Nothings more Christmassy than sending a letter to santas workshop!”
“What’s Santa’s workshop?”
“It’s heaven raiden. Check your stocking lately?”
NONE OF THESE SANTA DENIERS OR CHEAP-ASS CHRISTMAS TOYS
Raiden, check the stockings! You _need_ to see this!
@@firstconsul7286fuck I hate the stockings they always have coal
"This one has coal" *boom*
@@casusbelli9225 and thats just the beginning. Consoles, Games, Steam gift cards, all just petty distractions so real men can get down to business.
Santa came down Raiden’s chimney one Christmas night. He was given back to the elves as little bits and pieces in a Christmas present
as expected of raiden lol
I love how the voice of what is probably the Patriots' remains is still menacing even with christmas music playing in front of it lmao
i love how much effort you've put into making it perfect
Thanks! I'm thinking of making a whole album of these
@@anyonecancook9515 That would literally be the American dream
@@slycwby2478 ikr
@@slycwby2478 im gonna release another one in a day or two
@@anyonecancook9515 WOOOOOOO
Makes me want to wake up on Christmas morning and make the mother of all omelettes
as it should
You can't be fretting over every egg
Time to defrost the Metal Gear Excelsus.
such cruel lyrics yet such a melodious and cheerful tone
thats my favorite part about it
It's a pumped up kicks style juxtaposition that only enhances a tune
So much better than the usual Christmas music on loop all month long
im gonna make a whole album just for that purpose haha
Perfect song to cook dinner with the family
a little meal can work wonders!
perfect song to make the mother of all omelettes
@@memebot4320 cant fret over every egg
This made me feel emotions I didn’t know existed
im glad
Makes me feel like a kid again back in 2010 and I never played this game
@@dr.robotnick1888 hahaha ok
@@dr.robotnick1888 Same.
And I was a year old in 2010!
happiness
“Collective Christmas… IT’S ALREADY DEFROSTED!!”
Making the mother of all holidays here, Jack, can’t fret over every present
My favorite Christmas song. . .
This song on Christmas feels like Christmas miracle
"how the hell did you get on the nice list?"
"Well, I don't write my own letters."
Oh god, the Armstrong is being defrosted again! Everyone grab your murasamas, quickly!
The christmas hat on the Metal gear's control ball sent me to orbit
hahaha thanks
"Making the mother of all workshops here, Jack! Can't fret over every elf!"
nanopresents, son
they harden in response to paper ripping
you can't tear the paper jack, unfold it
Holidays with raiden must be a nightmare (also subbed man this is amazing)
he just cuts the presents in half lmao
does he ever find MIP (Men In Presents) in them?
@@anyonecancook9515”I’m not one of those elven pansies! I can break presents in two… with my bare hands!”
I need to play this at a mall this December.
everyone should.
Merry Christmas to everyone who came back to listen to this again :)
its that time o' the year again
yes brother
May god have mercy on our souls… because Mariah Casey won’t…
It's that month of the year everyone.
This meme made me forget that "All I want for Christmas" even exists.
The memes
It’s that time of the year again
"We're decorating the mother of all Christmas trees, Jack! Can't fret over every ornament."
Mashing up a song critiquing mindless consumerism with a song that's about material things being worthless in the face of spending time with loved ones that ironically enough became one the most overused songs by the faceless corporate machine for a holiday ruined by consumerism. I love it.
thanks, thats my favorite part about it
“My source is I made it the fuck up”
I love that video so fucking much
@@anyonecancook9515 hell, it even references this video!
@@gladoseon4117 your pfp is awesome
crying at the background images, perfection
I spent a good hour of my life on those hahaha
“Merry Christmas Eve Jack! Today we prepare to celebrate the Christmas Spirit that spreads festive joy across the world!”
"we're done here!" Raiden picks the perfect present for his son and leaves.
lmao
ah yes the time of the jolly spirit
The fact Max0r had such impact on the fandom has me both scared and crying of happiness. We only do not only know MGRR because of Max0r but also vice verse. My man even helped creating this MASTERPIECE. Definitelly not the hero we deserved but the one we needed. Awesome work!
thanks! love that guy
IT'S THAT TIME OF THE YEAR AGAIN!
The childrens dreams: “*COLLECTIVE CHRISTMAS IS 24 METERS FFOM YOUR HOME”*
Now there's a pretty meme, exquisite.👌