Moon is Fake: ua-cam.com/video/IDx1Kh2iU6o/v-deo.html Atlantis is Real (Pt1): ua-cam.com/video/E9UNFPJpehQ/v-deo.html History is Fake (Pt2): ua-cam.com/video/F9j5IWNc2zQ/v-deo.html
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I can feel the immense amounts of contradictive chakra or whatever the fuck emanating from this video. He'll say something, less than 10 seconds later he'll contradict that statement but he'll act like he didn't by just moving on to the next thing that is somehow 10x more batshit insane than what he said before. He constantly keeps you focused on not going insane so you can't point out the myriad logic flaws. It's almost brilliant and also makes me long for death.
It’s common with a lot of these “new age” types that they demonize logic and reason, because if used logic and reason, you’d realize that this new age spirituality is BS.
I mean the thing about hatred, is you can hate someone or something and be completely emotionally ambivalent to something (as in not angry - but still harbor a strong dislike for it because you see it as doing wrong). For instance, if you go to war. You don't obsess and stir in personal anger about killing everyone that's shooting at you but you damn well don't like them. Do you not hate them despite having no real emotional connection to that person? War is decently objective as well. It's almost always a method not the endgame That being said Spirit Science is a fucking loon who needs to return to his padded cell.
@TrucKola Tell me about it, trying to get into informatics now. At least that way I can spread my nazi ideas through video games and secretly plot to overthrow the government. Just need to get rid of those pesky far lefties that are finding my plans out.
Sooooo... In the cold war, Russia and America planted Military Bases in the middle of nowhere to stop a mistake made by Timetraveling Space Jews. I wonder why he did not also trow WWII in the mix, afterall, Spacenazis living in the fake moon would fit right into this story... Wait... Is Iron Sky a dokumentory?
@@mmeers89 nope, this video is the work of nyope my friend. What is nyope? Well it's a drug right here in South Africa, it's weed, cut with rat poison (for blood thinning), wrapped, dipped in heroin, and prepared for smoking.
This entire story may be one flimsy conspiracy... But I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't read the H E C K out of it if it were a fictional graphic novel.
I love that Guam is "the middle of nowhere" not like it was a crucial loading and restock point for the US during WWII for the Pacific campaign or anything...
That's what I mean, sure it's the "middle of nowhere" but the way Jordan says it makes it seem it was "the middle of nowhere" as if there was no tactical/practical reason for doing so besides his shadow conspiracy of where these "nodes" are.
Maybe it's my puny primate brain that forgot all the good stuff because I was reincarnated, but from my standpoint, surviving now doesn't seem like the coolest outcome. Can I be Thoth's buddy with bug mandibles on his face instead?
I'd love to take this kind of stuff and turn it into a tabletop RPG setting. A lot of this new age stuff sounds like an awesome place for a fantasy game.
Nah, it Sounds cool because you are comparing it with other religions. If you think about it as a story this is some highschool level shit. For example, the martians, the race that is entirely logical, smarter, and experts of war, lose their first battle here because they didn't stop to think that maybe atacking an enemy that greatly outnumbers them in a terrain they don't know isn't a good idea. The whole story is full of shit like that. The same happens with scientology when you think about it.
@@at5203 so? You say that as if it is a plot hope, as if we don't have real history with events like that where people act irrationally or arrogantly. If you just learned about ww2, you could argue that it is bullshit because the Germans would never be dumb enough to spread themselves that thin.
1- The Germans were not an alien race completly devoted to the strategies of war. 2- I'm analazing it as a story in a book because that was the point in the OP, the "I don't know man, people act weird somethimes" is a shitty excuse given by lazy writers. Also, that's not the only shit that doesn't make sense in those stories, they are full of holes, just from the top of my head, the race that can see the future didn't saw that they were going to lose that ability and never implemented contermeasures to it.
@@DevDog98 Its a part of his recent "History is a Lie" series. Its good stuff. Well, I _say_ "recent", but he started the series in 2019. Still, its good stuff.
@@valterfara5027 Me too. It’s too much, I finally had to unsub. I still come back to some of these older classics, though. Maybe one day he’ll return to more sensible content.
A logical species going to war with itself isn't outside the norm of science fiction. The Geth in Mass Effect had a civil war because some of them thought the Reapers were gods. Even the Vulcans had a domestic terror cell called Logic Extremists that took to blowing up their own people in opposition to the Vulcan people joining the Federation and allowing humans to integrate into Vulcan society.
A lot of the classic games DID use spiritual and mythological lore as a basis, so it's not implausible that DOOM set its stage using this ancient Hindu belief.
+Neel Patel If gays controlled the weather, it would be raining all the time. Plz don’t hate on me, I don’t have anything against gays; it’s just a joke.
Bruh, obviously Koalas are a creation of the illuminati to perpetuate the Australia myth. I mean watch their movie, "Sing!" How could a tiny marsupial run a whole theatre by himself
This would be great 6 hour Sci-fi action packed movie, but at the end you would have to reveal that it was all inception of inmates of schizophrenic insane asylum, on mushrooms.
@@matthewfairbrother6348 they would have to be enthused with EVERYTHING! And they would have to be in drug induced comas while hooked up to VR systems that imprint every known video game, book, comic, and movie into their brains in a missmash of everything.
"It moved again about ten years ago, but that's a story for another time." It's like how The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy always leaves out one of the top three in something, just unironically.
Why is special needs Mr Meeseeks explaining Space Jews and Martian pedophiles? Did I fall asleep half way through this and autoplay ended up on Game Theory? All I can say is : what the f***
That's probably because the entire video is basically saying the same thing Martymer said about this spirit science video. I'm not saying there's plagiarism afoot. That would be a *bit* silly in this case. But honestly, there's basically nothing new in this video that is different from Martymer's other than the little skit at the beginning.
honestly, not really. the animation is pretty subpar, the coloring is flat, and the character designs are.. weird as hell - though that last point is fairly subjective. it’s really not that great, average at best, i’d say.
Because to spiritualists, "logic" is all that is wrong with the world and invariably leads to hate and war and pollution and all that stuff… (Also note how "female = love" and "male = logic = hate")
Seriosuly, it just sounds like he wanted to squeeze as many conspiracy theories and stories into one big compilation of wtf... Like you sais, this is quite literally "Everything: The Story"
*Martians devoid of emotion* *Martians with powerful anger after comet-crash* Oh sorry, just trying to find one of the lesser idiocies in this video that you don't normally notice for all the greater idiocies.
I'm sick of that in fiction in general. *They have no emotions!* *Show emotions/dothings that people would only come to do if they had emotions* gets too much of a pass.
I like Vulcans in this regard, because they do have emotions, they just control them well. This allows them to do little things based on emotion if there's no particular reason not to, and also allows them to act on emotions in extreme circumstances. It also provides a justification for why they can be smug assholes from time to time. Writing a character realistically without emotions is difficult, but Vulcans allow you to 'cheat' an awful lot.
@@gloriouscontent3538 That's why building Space Mosques is considered a waste of time. Sure, you can build Mosques on other planets, but not in space. You wouldn't even have anything to build on!
@@Bacony_Cakes Imagine the logistic nightmare of making sure your Space Mosque spins in tandem with Earth's rotation so that all the prayer rugs inside are pointing to Mecca. Or maybe they have a Space Mecca IDK
Hebrews came from the future? Yeah, no. My old synagogue could barely agree on what to make for our weekly brunches, and somehow he thinks we're some highly evolved group? And most of the Ashkenazi Jews [myself included] have weak stomachs. We have trouble on car rides, yet he expects us to travel between time and dimension? He really didn't think this through
It is a really compelling mythos, but is almost definitely not true. Oh, and to continue the thread trend I, typically play some really whack homebrew classes. Almost always human, tho. My notable exceptions have been an Elven Duelist and...basically female Cthulu. She was horrifying.
It’s almost as if someone stole some story from a 1990’s video game and calmed that it was part of the origin of humanity....Or doom stole the idea from this...”Story”.
If this dude was kept in a cell for 3 days and then had to repeat his story to a panel of psychiatrists I bet he wouldn't be so confident about his "facts"
Yes, but only because 3 days are enough for him to change his story again. It is not unusual for Jordan to claim something completely stupid (like "jews are from space"), and in later videos say something that opposes that, but as if he never said anything like that before (in his later religious videos he never again claimed jews came from space, and never corrected himself)
Sweet mercy. That whole thing was like eating an entire bag of LSD gummies, smorting coke, with a burlap bag of weed burning in a corner, after downing a bottle of Absinthe.
18:51 Jordan admits that he thinks men are the lowest possible being. We were a female species, but then we fell past all the other levels and hit rock bottom. Males.
If the martians were logical, emotionless beings, then why would they fight each other or try to take over the world? Why would they be driven by greed? Why would they care if their cities or populations were destroyed? Why would they hate or care about anything?
I don't know... I don't know! ....😭This video just goes on and on...and it just gets fucking worse. I have seen the face of insanity, I don't wish to look at it again! Now I am going to go in a corner, and cry from this, violent brain raping of a story.
@Paul NO More likely they would logically see the end of their own lives as suboptimal and would understand that their survival odds are higher when there are more of them to work along side. A lack of emotions doesn't overrule basic survival needs; jelly fish don't even have brains yet they still try to survive and reproduce. The wars and hate and so on are just maddened ramblings of someone who can't comprehend a thought process that doesn't involve emotions.
I thought the same thing. Like most of his bullshit, there is no reason for it. We just have to accept it at face value, like in the moon video, "Nobody knows where this next part I'm about to show you actually comes from". Translation: This is bullshit, but believe me because I speak from an enlightened position well above and beyond you puny mortals.
>be entirely logical being >teleport to seperate continent with a couple thousand other logical beings >decides to go to war against a couple million people wat
I gotta be honest man, im not high enough for this discussion...i mean, i dont even do drugs, but..i kinda feel like i need some to cope with this guy's, violent brain raping of an insane conspiracy theory.
Haven't watched the vid yet, I'd just like to point out that Plato admitted he made Atlantis up. It's right there in the text. It's an allegory. No one was ever supposed to think it was real and no one did until the Renaissance.
You can't expect him to look that up. It would go against his crackpot conspiracy theory. After all, thinking is hard!!!!!! That's why we have acid........
Where does Plato admit he made Atlantis up? I'm admittedly being lazy, i don't exactly want to research a text i'm completely unfamiliar with on Christmas Eve.
It's not in so many words, but IIRC (it's been a long time since I've read the text myself) the preface to Timaeus and Critias makes it clear the whole thing is allegory.
most of plato's work is hypothetical constructs and thought experiments designed to turn you into a political philosopher, he was a teacher after all, and an ancient greek, it would be shocking if his works contained otherwise. but i think you're kinda missing the forest for the trees in this case, because EVERYTHING this wacko says is so utterly wrong and contradictory that it's hard to believe his mind doesn't break from the dissonance.
It really bugs me how Jordan thinks just saying "IM NOT SAYING ITS TRUE!" and then proceeds to vomit bile from his mouth isnt somehow doing the opposite of saying its not true.
Casper Dar If I can get a girlfriend there, I'd prefer the bat shit insane Atlantis world. At least it sounds fun. Time travelling jews, what more do you want?
I’ll have you know that I’ve had spiritual experiences from drinking to much Jack Daniels in a single night. Sometimes I wake up the next day with no memory of what happened last night, but I’ll bet it was fucking awesome.
There's this ridiculous claim that we can't do it today, because that claim assumes we're not using modern technology to do it. However, for it's time, Egypt had the most, if not one of the most populated civilizations. No matter how difficult something is, with enough effort it's possible, especially when it's just building something with natural rock formations, despite how insanely difficult it is to cut that stone. There is a good point regarding the Pyramids though, and many really old manmade structures, like the Armored Skeptic pointed out, the structures are put together so damn precise and well that you can't fit anything in-between each stone. It's not just coincidentally well shaped stones, it's extremely precisely cut to fit together way better than even modern day brick buildings are--given the complexity of it. Thought it's a lost cause trying to argue that aliens made it or they were given super powerful technology, because the Egyptians left behind hieroglyphs depicting, at least, how they moved the stone and all the structures they made. They used raw man power, as well as water and a sleigh. Though there are oddly no hieroglyphs detailing the cutting, moving, and placement of the stones, we do have an idea of the quarry they got the stone from.
The fact that we would not do it is not because we lost the tech, but because we simply don't have the same philosophy anymore. It's the same as why there are so many cathedrales in Europe: peoples wanted to be remembered in History by building giant monuments challenging the damages of time. Today we look for efficiency more than glory in architecture, we still make very impressive building, but the goal is not to make it as gigantic as imaginable in the coast of centuries, and countless workers' lives. Egyptians built the pyramids because they didn't care about slaves' lives, and could sacrifice them to make their giant pyramid
Holy shit, I have never heard of this theory before but I remember back in 10th grade we had to write our own myths in my English class and I wrote a myth about two gods who were having a battle of creation to determine who was the "better God" and at one point the more "destructive" God created super beings on Mars but they were too under developed to know how to handle their powers so they ended up all killing each other and staining the entire planet red. Then the gods said lol and left our universe. I can't believe this whole time this myth I got an A on was actually based on some spiritual nonsense I had never heard of with a little Nietzsche sprinkled in
I like to think that the spiritual nonsense was actually inspired by your writing assignment. Like the Thoth guy found it in the recycle bin or something and thought it was amazing.
Just one question: Why would a species of perfectly logical, emotionless beings just randomly go to war out of the blue? That seems more like something someone with an overabundance of emotions and a deficiency in logic would do.
They seemed more sociopathic, which WOULD have more logical tendencies, and would also explain why they were so restless and untrusting of anyone but themselves, and so willing to go to war with anyone INCLUDING THEMSELVES
11:08 "I'm still a little uncomfortable with Jordan's island of young girls..." Nobody is going to buy that, Gregory. We all know just how comfortable you are with young girls.
This dude should write fiction.. The idea of having a war between Earth and Mars HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO is something I would be interested if it was on a movie, it almost make me think this guy is a satire channel, sadly it isn't..
It would sell just as well, but then the purveyors of this type of nonsense couldn't charge thousands of dollars for a weekend of aligning chakras with the use of crystal-studded buttplugs and Shoshone Tantric Sex Magick.
promoted isnt the word I would use. But his contributions to contemporary dream analysis and symbolization is rather large. He touched on a lot, Drunvalo on the other hand, went full crazy imho.
Not a Californian, or an American, but to be perfectly honest I'm quite ambivalent on whether Kim Jong Un nukes California. Yeah sure, we'd lose some great people, but that's a cost I'm sure many are willing to pay for the rest.
French Mapping I said story idea, obviously one would need to refine the idea and actually write a story, edit, re-edit, rinse and repeat. A similar process to the original Star Wars, it was Lucas’s idea, but he’s a terrible writer and director, so he needed some help.
phileas007 I watched the Spirit Science video on some psychedelics. It felt true at the time. But so did the shadow demons and the orbs flying around. The faces everywhere and especially the Panda, but I'm not supposed to be talking about that because it told me to "shhh".
PaleGhost69 Me neither. It fucked my friend up worse than his Mormon childhood. It functions as a religion without the parts that could be considered “good”
I really want Armoured Skeptic to cover this channel again. These are some of my favorite videos of his. I must have watched these ones 10-15 times already.
Strangely, the thing I'm most bothered about is that the martians were apparently "purely logical being with no emotions" yet they were angry all the time. Anger is an emotion too, y'know!?
Besides that, 99% of wars began with emotion. Its rarely like "well, I am obviously better off with that land, lets talk about a way to get you out better aswell", which is a logical warfare
True. I mean, Jordan disses on logical-minded people without even knowing shit about what that would imply. Anger makes people LESS logical, so calling a bunch of martians with anger issues "logical" would be a complete lie However, logical warfare wouldn't always be peaceful either. War is unideal because it costs too much, so a logical group would try to find a cheaper solution, but actual war wouldn't be off the table. Remember: they still lacked emotion, which meant that they wouldn't feel anything for the opposing groups, let alone care for them.
Plus drugs... Specifically nyope, a drug from my country south africa made from rat poison and weed dipped in heroin that people smoke like cigarrillos.
Holy shit I need to watch this again when I'm not running a high fever and on massive amounts of cold medicine, because the past 21 minutes could only be explained as part of a visual and auditory hallucination.
Personally I cant wait for the flashback arc on how the dinosaurs created man as their slaves and then man turned against them with the power of the SpaceChristians
but the magic system is all over the place and filled with plot holes, energy goes from vibrations, to waves, to mind, to ki, to chakras to dimentions to math with no clear pattern except cocaine usage
+MassiveAchievement I mean, the plot was amazing, but when you're writing a extremely realistic fanfiction like this, you need some hot sexy times to spice it up
Moon is Fake: ua-cam.com/video/IDx1Kh2iU6o/v-deo.html
Atlantis is Real (Pt1): ua-cam.com/video/E9UNFPJpehQ/v-deo.html
History is Fake (Pt2): ua-cam.com/video/F9j5IWNc2zQ/v-deo.html
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Scientology: Look at how many people believe the bullshit we spew! There's no way people can believe anything crazier!
Spirit Science: Hold my beer.
Both are just as crazy at some point nonsense is just nonsense.
lmao
A.C. Dragonlover
Dude that comment makes me feel better about watching UA-cam on Xmas day
You’re a fucking legend!
More like “hold my chakra cleanse juice”
More like. I dunno I tired.
"The Martians are logical and without emotion, so logically they started wars with each other, and later felt pure hatred towards the Atlantians."
WAT
I can feel the immense amounts of contradictive chakra or whatever the fuck emanating from this video. He'll say something, less than 10 seconds later he'll contradict that statement but he'll act like he didn't by just moving on to the next thing that is somehow 10x more batshit insane than what he said before. He constantly keeps you focused on not going insane so you can't point out the myriad logic flaws. It's almost brilliant and also makes me long for death.
It’s common with a lot of these “new age” types that they demonize logic and reason, because if used logic and reason, you’d realize that this new age spirituality is BS.
No but they were a male species tho that means they have to be aggressive and warmongering
how can you hate something without emotions
I mean the thing about hatred, is you can hate someone or something and be completely emotionally ambivalent to something (as in not angry - but still harbor a strong dislike for it because you see it as doing wrong). For instance, if you go to war. You don't obsess and stir in personal anger about killing everyone that's shooting at you but you damn well don't like them. Do you not hate them despite having no real emotional connection to that person? War is decently objective as well. It's almost always a method not the endgame
That being said Spirit Science is a fucking loon who needs to return to his padded cell.
"a 14 year old girl being taken over by a 60 or a 70 year old man"
there's a sh0e and Skeptic joke there somewhere
I don't get it.
no, she's not, it's all a lie
Tori Niccals she's in her early-mid twenties
-stop lying to yourself, deep down we all know that she is 12-
"Infinity war is the biggest crossover event in history"
Video: *Pulls together every conspiracy theory*
Idk what you've seen but I thought they missed quite a few
@@GiffysChannel Yeah, where's the Time Cube!
@@Soitisisit exactly! They also missed the Nazis in Antarctica lol
Uh oh. Look at the likes now…SOMEONE START PRAYING
@@pokebois8559 Ahhh that's the shit I like to see
This guy's story makes the flat earth society look sane
He makes the scientologists look like a bunch of sane people that go to church on Sundays
ya at least they have evidence
(its all easily proven wrong but at least it exists)
OOf level: large
Flat earthers are fake.
And that’s the point
I have a Jewish friend and he confirmed that he is indeed from space
DarthNicky
Does he know Mel Brooks too?
But is he from the future?
I will have to ask him if he is also from the future
DarthNicky he already told you he's from the future, you just haven't experienced it yet. #spacejews
+glormp glormp shit u right
Atlantis is real but the Moon is fake, I guess.
Mitt Romney XIIV Aquaman is real, bro
Mitt Romney XIIV no the Moon is a Gong _remember_
the command blocker egg
Billy Overton oh yes I forgot that
And most importantly, the earth is flat.
When he starting talking about Mars and the Lucifer experiment, I was so hoping he'd start describing the premise of DOOM
Honestly was expecting the lore behind the BFG at some point
He kinda did
well eventually he mentioned "hell on earth"
@@xzy-yzx BFG is an artificial Merkaba weapon
We all here like: "here it comes, HERE IT COMES" XD
* *furiously takes notes for fantasy story lore* *
Are you makeing a book , movie or a video game because I would watch\play something like that
The new Skyrim spinoff seems pretty fun!!
Oh TSS is an AMAZING fantasy author. It's a pity he thinks he's a historian.
* Sci Fi Fantasy.... gonna be a new sub genre for me.
table top rpg gold
Conspiracy theorists are just failed writers
@David Rider And he didn't even improve when he decided to write theological texts. Even the Bible has some good parts.
Fascists are just failed artists.
@@merrittanimation7721
Not to mention legit life advice useful even now.
@TrucKola
Tell me about it, trying to get into informatics now. At least that way I can spread my nazi ideas through video games and secretly plot to overthrow the government. Just need to get rid of those pesky far lefties that are finding my plans out.
That crap doesn't even qualify as a conspiracy theory! Conpiracy theories are supposed to look somewhat plausible at the first glance.
I lost it when he said that Hebrews came from the future
Lunar not as good as space jews
Lunar SAME
+Max kennedy Space Jews from the FUTURE!
Sooooo...
In the cold war, Russia and America planted Military Bases in the middle of nowhere to stop a mistake made by Timetraveling Space Jews.
I wonder why he did not also trow WWII in the mix, afterall, Spacenazis living in the fake moon would fit right into this story... Wait... Is Iron Sky a dokumentory?
Attack of the space jews
"Jordan's island of young girls is making me uncomfortable." - Armoured Skeptic
Yeah, but what was the age of consent in Atlantis?
what's the reasonable age of consent to you?
@@mrk4022 43, why?
@Finnic Patriot So THIS is why they killed Epstein! He was the key to control the grid! #WakeUpSheeple
Fun fact, Epstein island was made with a piece of Atlantis.
These brownies were a LOT stronger than my dealer told me
"Those aren't Harsh Brownies. We are just a simple Dutch bakery."
@@mmeers89 nope, this video is the work of nyope my friend. What is nyope? Well it's a drug right here in South Africa, it's weed, cut with rat poison (for blood thinning), wrapped, dipped in heroin, and prepared for smoking.
@@mmeers89 Now put your clothes back on white boy
@@admech590 what the fuck
@@admech590 well i guess i know what nyope is now
Rambo III: "God must love crazy people. He makes so many of them."
UA-camVoice of cours he is a troll
+IamI3rian
+yuvalheadshot gabay is saying that God's a troll.
I understand his reasoning. If you're playing with ants go with entertaining ants.
UA-camVoice
Yeah I like quoting that too.
This entire story may be one flimsy conspiracy...
But I'd be lying if I said I wouldn't read the H E C K out of it if it were a fictional graphic novel.
Agreed.
We call that the L. Ron Hubbard Effect.
@@scitechian what
Yeah
Yeah it sounds like a crazy graphic novel
I think frank miller might be able to illustrate it, but I don’t know who would write it.
Armoured Skeptic: Atlantis isn’t real
Armoured Skeptic 2 years later: Atlantis is real.
Lol
It’s so sad to see what he’s become. I still have to scroll down to years back and find quality (not crazy) content
@@ojo9662 I was enjoying it for a bit. It was some dumb fun, but it’s quickly spiraled out of fast laughs to, oh he’s actually serious isn’t he
@@CanadianBellator Wack
@@ojo9662 what video did he say Atlantis was real in? I’m confused.
I love that Guam is "the middle of nowhere" not like it was a crucial loading and restock point for the US during WWII for the Pacific campaign or anything...
BAMikeyD that's kinda why we loaded like that. who the hell was gonna be checking the middle of nowhere for supply shipments?
That's Martian thinking, that is.
Rip history
That's what I mean, sure it's the "middle of nowhere" but the way Jordan says it makes it seem it was "the middle of nowhere" as if there was no tactical/practical reason for doing so besides his shadow conspiracy of where these "nodes" are.
Isn't their like 9 other islands too.
Space satanists from mars build a space portal to travel through time to meet with space jews and settle at atlantis?
When does the movie come out?
That sounds like the plot of a Doom spinoff
This January.
@@hexenh sounds more like part 9 if you understand what I mean
@@hexenh and 36 Kars from Mars are the protagonists
@@locustman2300 Jorge Joestar is canon I knew it :p
Lmao this guy just writes Earth fanfiction
+Chase Matthews Fanfiction about Earth-Chan? Fucking perverts...
Honestly the best description of spirit science I've ever heard and that's coming from someone who genuinely enjoys his content
Don't pollewd Earth-chan.
I've read that 2 on each side are enough for a self-fellatio so I'll go with that.
Flex like David Icke.
"Military bases on meaningless islands like Guam"
Just ignore the fact that Guam is in a very strategic place for operations in the Pacific.
This felt like a 13-year-old's attempt to write the next fantasy novel to match Lord Of The Rings.
the animation makes it somewhat entertaining.
turn it into an anime bet it would be pretty fun lol
Only if they were also on drugs.
How dare you insult so many 13 year olds.
Every 13 year old will be visiting this comment to complain about this insult.
To be fair that is quite accurate though:)
Too true
"Hey, let's take conflicting religions, modern concepts, and a little Acid & make a video out of it" *this dude*
... but what about Skyrim?
" a little acid" uh huh
Its like they took BOTH Acid and Shrooms.. Acid for the spacey part and shrooms for the lord of the rings type shit.
@@brihellforge3569 lol
So the Martians became purely logical beings and then destroyed their own planet with infighting because that was the most logical thing to do?
It's all fake so they do want they want
Yep...
Rage wery logical
Logic equals evil in religion bullshit logic.
What would you expect if the people making this shit up operate purely on emotion and their fee fees.
"Congrates Earth, you survived!"
". . . Yaay...."
Maybe it's my puny primate brain that forgot all the good stuff because I was reincarnated, but from my standpoint, surviving now doesn't seem like the coolest outcome. Can I be Thoth's buddy with bug mandibles on his face instead?
Well, that's now debatable
Greg's mother sounds like his daughter... Weird.
Daniel Henry It runs in the family.
Daniel Henry
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You know how some genes skip generations?
Daniel Henry its back to the future all over again except Marty's a teen girl who goes to the past to seduce her father
This guy's stories would make really cool books or movies but it's a little concerning that they actually believe it ;/
I'd love to take this kind of stuff and turn it into a tabletop RPG setting. A lot of this new age stuff sounds like an awesome place for a fantasy game.
Yeah this is some cool jules verne shit right here.....sad that this lunatic actually believes this bullshit.
Nah, it Sounds cool because you are comparing it with other religions. If you think about it as a story this is some highschool level shit.
For example, the martians, the race that is entirely logical, smarter, and experts of war, lose their first battle here because they didn't stop to think that maybe atacking an enemy that greatly outnumbers them in a terrain they don't know isn't a good idea.
The whole story is full of shit like that. The same happens with scientology when you think about it.
@@at5203 so? You say that as if it is a plot hope, as if we don't have real history with events like that where people act irrationally or arrogantly.
If you just learned about ww2, you could argue that it is bullshit because the Germans would never be dumb enough to spread themselves that thin.
1- The Germans were not an alien race completly devoted to the strategies of war.
2- I'm analazing it as a story in a book because that was the point in the OP, the "I don't know man, people act weird somethimes" is a shitty excuse given by lazy writers.
Also, that's not the only shit that doesn't make sense in those stories, they are full of holes, just from the top of my head, the race that can see the future didn't saw that they were going to lose that ability and never implemented contermeasures to it.
“It’s funny... every word you just said, was wrong.” -Luke Skywalker 2017
Excuse My Potato Stop fucking spoiling it I haven’t been able to get any tickets yet.
lol one quote is a spoiler?
really 2017? I thought it happened long ago... in a galaxy far far away.
Empire sacks dude actually fuck off
RIP Admiral Ackbar
Skeptic in 2017: Atlantis is Real I Guess
Skeptic in 2020: Atlantis is Real.
You either die a hero or live long enough to become the villain
explain
@@DevDog98
Its a part of his recent "History is a Lie" series. Its good stuff.
Well, I _say_ "recent", but he started the series in 2019. Still, its good stuff.
@@SvendleBerries Why do I feel he's gone off the rails recently?
@@valterfara5027 Me too. It’s too much, I finally had to unsub. I still come back to some of these older classics, though. Maybe one day he’ll return to more sensible content.
"they became purely logical beings and destroyed themselves shortly after that"
we are perfectly logical now..xpt bob over there.
"oh, shooty truck!"
bob likes tanks now.
Man, the new elder scrolls looks great
lmao
A logical species going to war with itself isn't outside the norm of science fiction. The Geth in Mass Effect had a civil war because some of them thought the Reapers were gods. Even the Vulcans had a domestic terror cell called Logic Extremists that took to blowing up their own people in opposition to the Vulcan people joining the Federation and allowing humans to integrate into Vulcan society.
Nick Dahl Yeah, being an extremist isn’t logical so.... I wouldn’t count them.
Does this guy actually believe the plot of DOOM? This sounds like the plot of DOOM.
WHY YOU CAME like halfway through he started describing the "Beast with a million backs" Futurama movie, same imagery and everything
Doom has a plot? Why the fuck does doom habe a plot???
Of course DOOM has a plot: Scientists on Mars open up a portal to a place where you should never-ever open up a portal to. The end.
A lot of the classic games DID use spiritual and mythological lore as a basis, so it's not implausible that DOOM set its stage using this ancient Hindu belief.
WHY YOU CAME totally. You should check out Doom in three minutes. It's pretty hilarious.
This sounds like the plot of a self-published science fiction book you can only find by looking in the very back of an old bookstore.
And they're all gone now via Corona.
It's more like a bad web novel. Published works usually are better. Usually.
I mean if this was backstory for an actually well written story I’d quite like it
How can I take that guy seriously when he didn't even mention that koalas control the weather?
bunnybreaker please, everyone knows the gays control the weather!
+Neel Patel If gays controlled the weather, it would be raining all the time.
Plz don’t hate on me, I don’t have anything against gays; it’s just a joke.
Bruh, obviously Koalas are a creation of the illuminati to perpetuate the Australia myth. I mean watch their movie, "Sing!" How could a tiny marsupial run a whole theatre by himself
SHHHHH! That's a secret, jackass!
I love jRPGs, they have the craziest stories.
JRPGs tend to make more sense than this shit.
Will Tejeda nice
This is Final Fantasy on crack man!!!
this would be comfy as fuck as a jrpg ngl, could do without the preachy politics though
Published by Square Enix.
This would be great 6 hour Sci-fi action packed movie, but at the end you would have to reveal that it was all inception of inmates of schizophrenic insane asylum, on mushrooms.
Those shrooms would need to be infused with LSD for the movie to be plausible.
@@matthewfairbrother6348 they would have to be enthused with EVERYTHING! And they would have to be in drug induced comas while hooked up to VR systems that imprint every known video game, book, comic, and movie into their brains in a missmash of everything.
And then watch it on drugs. Hell yeah we are going for some heavy tripp'n!
How many drugs?
"All of them" is the only acceptable answer.
"It moved again about ten years ago, but that's a story for another time."
It's like how The Hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy always leaves out one of the top three in something, just unironically.
Why is special needs Mr Meeseeks explaining Space Jews and Martian pedophiles?
Did I fall asleep half way through this and autoplay ended up on Game Theory?
All I can say is : what the f***
You'd need 400+ IQ to understand.
Temmie Plays! I don’t think anyone knows what the fuck is going on
@@alexanderhamilton6560 Or edibles....
WELL HE ROPED ME INTO THIS
Temmie Plays! Roflmaooooo
This is your best video in a long time...
That's probably because the entire video is basically saying the same thing Martymer said about this spirit science video.
I'm not saying there's plagiarism afoot. That would be a *bit* silly in this case.
But honestly, there's basically nothing new in this video that is different from Martymer's other than the little skit at the beginning.
It's a glorified reaction video tbh.
>SS says something stupid
"you dooon't saaay"
>SS says something again
"WHOA PLOT TWIST!"
Hi dapps
Mr. Dapperton how? He literally debunked like 2 things and the rest was a "no it wasn't" response
only cause shoe is in it
Space Patriarchy and Alien Transphobia...
Melvin Owens dont forget space antisemitism
Throw in some fat chicks and you have SJW, the musical.
INTERGALACTIC FEMINISM
Spacetriarchy
It's a real shame that the animations are actually pretty well done.
And the backstory too. What system was the game coming out for, again?
what are u fucking talking about its all like 5 frames an hour
@@SuperCatfire still well done, animation is a really hard task to pull of, what they did was pretty good compared to other things I've seen.
honestly, not really. the animation is pretty subpar, the coloring is flat, and the character designs are.. weird as hell - though that last point is fairly subjective.
it’s really not that great, average at best, i’d say.
So if the Martians were pure logical beings... Then why did they hate? And fight? And destroy?
Because history is written by the winners and they lost.
Because to spiritualists, "logic" is all that is wrong with the world and invariably leads to hate and war and pollution and all that stuff… (Also note how "female = love" and "male = logic = hate")
VIOLENCE IS ALWAYS THE ANSWER
Because they fight and destroy for logical, unemotional reason
not exactly, all beings are that of love. The ego seeks logic and meaning, to that which there is none.
Seriosuly, it just sounds like he wanted to squeeze as many conspiracy theories and stories into one big compilation of wtf... Like you sais, this is quite literally "Everything: The Story"
*Martians devoid of emotion*
*Martians with powerful anger after comet-crash*
Oh sorry, just trying to find one of the lesser idiocies in this video that you don't normally notice for all the greater idiocies.
+Sines314
#MartianLivesMatterToo
I'm sick of that in fiction in general. *They have no emotions!* *Show emotions/dothings that people would only come to do if they had emotions* gets too much of a pass.
I like Vulcans in this regard, because they do have emotions, they just control them well. This allows them to do little things based on emotion if there's no particular reason not to, and also allows them to act on emotions in extreme circumstances. It also provides a justification for why they can be smug assholes from time to time.
Writing a character realistically without emotions is difficult, but Vulcans allow you to 'cheat' an awful lot.
*SPACE MUSLIMS*
Now I know why Trump want's the space force
In space no one can hear you yell alahu akkbar.
Glorious Content the best
@@gloriouscontent3538 That's why building Space Mosques is considered a waste of time. Sure, you can build Mosques on other planets, but not in space. You wouldn't even have anything to build on!
@@Bacony_Cakes Imagine the logistic nightmare of making sure your Space Mosque spins in tandem with Earth's rotation so that all the prayer rugs inside are pointing to Mecca.
Or maybe they have a Space Mecca IDK
IM DEAD
Hebrews came from the future? Yeah, no. My old synagogue could barely agree on what to make for our weekly brunches, and somehow he thinks we're some highly evolved group? And most of the Ashkenazi Jews [myself included] have weak stomachs. We have trouble on car rides, yet he expects us to travel between time and dimension? He really didn't think this through
He *did* mention that Hebrews were under-evolved compared to the rest of humanity in the time they came from.
that's why us Sephardic Jews do all the driving and eat all the spicy food
the hebrews were under evolved, he sounds like adolf.
Atheist Jewish Messiah,
Stop hogging the Kitniyot
@ OP - Jordan used "think" is a veeeeeeery loose sense
Not gonna lie might steal some of this for my D&D campaign
The IIZTREX I play a half dwarf Cleric.
It is a really compelling mythos, but is almost definitely not true. Oh, and to continue the thread trend I, typically play some really whack homebrew classes. Almost always human, tho. My notable exceptions have been an Elven Duelist and...basically female Cthulu. She was horrifying.
As someone playing a necromancer, my only question is this: Can the corpse of a 6th-dimensional being be reanimated as a 6th-dimensional skeleton?
Philippe i play a game master
Joshua Edwards *sigh* yes but only if you roll a nat 20
That was some cool elder scrolls lore!
I was so disappointed that he didn't talking about Yokuda and the Left-Handed Elves though.
Gotta love that escalation. "The pyramids were made really precisely" 5 mins later "AnD tHeN tHe MaRtIaNs InVaDeD aTlAnTiS"
jews from space literally made me spit out my soda....I think I need a new keyboard now
The mars part is almost identical to the original doom plot.
... Holy shit you're right!
It’s almost as if someone stole some story from a 1990’s video game and calmed that it was part of the origin of humanity....Or doom stole the idea from this...”Story”.
Doom was created by Thoth (sp?). He was still on Earth then, remember?
If this dude was kept in a cell for 3 days and then had to repeat his story to a panel of psychiatrists I bet he wouldn't be so confident about his "facts"
Yes, but only because 3 days are enough for him to change his story again. It is not unusual for Jordan to claim something completely stupid (like "jews are from space"), and in later videos say something that opposes that, but as if he never said anything like that before (in his later religious videos he never again claimed jews came from space, and never corrected himself)
He would only discover more T R U T H
Y'all are just mad because Jordan is W O K E A S F U C K
Sweet mercy. That whole thing was like eating an entire bag of LSD gummies, smorting coke, with a burlap bag of weed burning in a corner, after downing a bottle of Absinthe.
While your house is being eaten by a Sandworm.
Next anime plot right here.
To say the truth, i have seen weirder Animes...
That would be normal for anime. Come back when you found something weirder then gonna be a twintail.
An anime based off of subreddit concepts.
It should be an anime I would watch it
This story wouldn't be half bad for an anime as long as they close up the myriad plot holes.
I zoned out for a second and suddenly came back in hard on "created vortexes of energy rotating".....wtf did I miss?
Pompadour Pug a lot
Negative nothing.
>Martians were a purely logical species
>Martians treated the Atlanteans like inferiors, and had the two factions had a lasting animosity
Choose one.
CancerMage The Cancerous Or neither.
You forgot the part where they wiped themselves out nearly completely just after becoming "completely rational".
CancerMage The Cancerous Yeah, they are completely rational and still managed to hate each other, sounds legit xD
18:51
Jordan admits that he thinks men are the lowest possible being. We were a female species, but then we fell past all the other levels and hit rock bottom. Males.
Stormi Suedonym where did you get the idea that Jordan is a rapist?
The Florans aren't complaining, hunting for intelligent species is much easier when said species can contain a Y chromosome.
This man's story of everything is more complicated than the treyarch zombies storyline
Dammit Richtofen I thought we were done with this!!!??
SHUT UP ASS MAGGOTS ITS FUCKING CHRISTMAS!!
This guy is insane holy shit how did you handle your anger and laughter skeptic
amrock hawk anger? Why would anyone get angry at Jordan?
amrock hawk
I'd say with tounge firmly implanted in cheek?
If the martians were logical, emotionless beings, then why would they fight each other or try to take over the world? Why would they be driven by greed? Why would they care if their cities or populations were destroyed? Why would they hate or care about anything?
I don't know... I don't know! ....😭This video just goes on and on...and it just gets fucking worse. I have seen the face of insanity, I don't wish to look at it again! Now I am going to go in a corner, and cry from this, violent brain raping of a story.
@Paul NO
More likely they would logically see the end of their own lives as suboptimal and would understand that their survival odds are higher when there are more of them to work along side. A lack of emotions doesn't overrule basic survival needs; jelly fish don't even have brains yet they still try to survive and reproduce. The wars and hate and so on are just maddened ramblings of someone who can't comprehend a thought process that doesn't involve emotions.
I thought the same thing. Like most of his bullshit, there is no reason for it. We just have to accept it at face value, like in the moon video, "Nobody knows where this next part I'm about to show you actually comes from". Translation: This is bullshit, but believe me because I speak from an enlightened position well above and beyond you puny mortals.
Wait, I'm supposed to take this seriously? It's not satire?
Well then...
I feel sad now...
>be entirely logical being
>teleport to seperate continent with a couple thousand other logical beings
>decides to go to war against a couple million people
wat
The Brutal Bros
One time said that masturbation produces more energy than a nuclear bomb... or something like that, really I dont care
I gotta be honest man, im not high enough for this discussion...i mean, i dont even do drugs, but..i kinda feel like i need some to cope with this guy's, violent brain raping of an insane conspiracy theory.
Haven't watched the vid yet, I'd just like to point out that Plato admitted he made Atlantis up. It's right there in the text. It's an allegory. No one was ever supposed to think it was real and no one did until the Renaissance.
You can't expect him to look that up. It would go against his crackpot conspiracy theory. After all, thinking is hard!!!!!! That's why we have acid........
Welp, that was the craziest acid trip I've ever seen.
Where does Plato admit he made Atlantis up? I'm admittedly being lazy, i don't exactly want to research a text i'm completely unfamiliar with on Christmas Eve.
It's not in so many words, but IIRC (it's been a long time since I've read the text myself) the preface to Timaeus and Critias makes it clear the whole thing is allegory.
most of plato's work is hypothetical constructs and thought experiments designed to turn you into a political philosopher, he was a teacher after all, and an ancient greek, it would be shocking if his works contained otherwise.
but i think you're kinda missing the forest for the trees in this case, because EVERYTHING this wacko says is so utterly wrong and contradictory that it's hard to believe his mind doesn't break from the dissonance.
It really bugs me how Jordan thinks just saying "IM NOT SAYING ITS TRUE!" and then proceeds to vomit bile from his mouth isnt somehow doing the opposite of saying its not true.
It's the intellectual equivalent to "Not to sound racist, but..."
i'm not saying it was aliens....but it definitely was aliens
As a jew I can confirm that, yes we are from space
Lucifer on Mars? I love DOOM!
Okay, this comment is fucking awesome.
C-Can you fanfic real life?
I don't think you can just do that
Casper Dar what do you think the Bible is?
Casper Dar If I can get a girlfriend there, I'd prefer the bat shit insane Atlantis world. At least it sounds fun. Time travelling jews, what more do you want?
P K i dunno, a world someone can just think out of existence sounds pretty unstable to me.
Yal Rathol Aren't we just part of Azathoth's dream?
if your IQ high enough to understand rick & morty anythings possible
I’ll have you know that I’ve had spiritual experiences from drinking to much Jack Daniels in a single night. Sometimes I wake up the next day with no memory of what happened last night, but I’ll bet it was fucking awesome.
Jean-Luc La Rue I one time drank a whole bottle of Jim Beam in about a 2 hour timeframe and had visiins of dead babies everywhere... so... yeah 🤔
Ever see the videos of people trying to chug bottles of tequila or vodka and throw up after like 2 or 3 shots worth?
Jean-Luc La Rue So how do you know if it was spiritual if you have no recollection? Just sounds like you're a drunkard to me.
Hannah Dodd
-------------The Joke-------------->
You
I know you’re joking, but I used to do a lot of acid and shrooms and I’ve never had a trip as hard as the shit this person came up with. What even.
Jordan: [claims we couldn't make a pyramid today as precise as the ancient Egyptians]
Me: [looks at the Luxor pyramid hotel in Las Vegas]
whiterabbit75 the luxor pyramid is made of glass panels. Not hand cut stone
There's this ridiculous claim that we can't do it today, because that claim assumes we're not using modern technology to do it. However, for it's time, Egypt had the most, if not one of the most populated civilizations. No matter how difficult something is, with enough effort it's possible, especially when it's just building something with natural rock formations, despite how insanely difficult it is to cut that stone.
There is a good point regarding the Pyramids though, and many really old manmade structures, like the Armored Skeptic pointed out, the structures are put together so damn precise and well that you can't fit anything in-between each stone. It's not just coincidentally well shaped stones, it's extremely precisely cut to fit together way better than even modern day brick buildings are--given the complexity of it.
Thought it's a lost cause trying to argue that aliens made it or they were given super powerful technology, because the Egyptians left behind hieroglyphs depicting, at least, how they moved the stone and all the structures they made. They used raw man power, as well as water and a sleigh. Though there are oddly no hieroglyphs detailing the cutting, moving, and placement of the stones, we do have an idea of the quarry they got the stone from.
Alana Corbella GLASS IS HARDER TO MELD AND PUT TOGTHER THEN FUCKING STONE
The fact that we would not do it is not because we lost the tech, but because we simply don't have the same philosophy anymore.
It's the same as why there are so many cathedrales in Europe: peoples wanted to be remembered in History by building giant monuments challenging the damages of time.
Today we look for efficiency more than glory in architecture, we still make very impressive building, but the goal is not to make it as gigantic as imaginable in the coast of centuries, and countless workers' lives. Egyptians built the pyramids because they didn't care about slaves' lives, and could sacrifice them to make their giant pyramid
@@Sir_Bucket Tell that to the guy who built the Burj Khalifa. Guy must have the world's worst Napoleon complex.
I've never seen someone make a whole epic saga entirely out of 'deus ex machina' plot devices before. Wow.
I don't care how many plotholes it may have, I want to see this world being applied in a fantasy book series.
It'd be the single worst but strangely at the same time best book ever written for fantasy XD
of the "so bad it's good" type, amped up to 11 multiplied by 11 squared
Agreed. I would play this game, watch this show and regret nothing.
Holy shit, I have never heard of this theory before but I remember back in 10th grade we had to write our own myths in my English class and I wrote a myth about two gods who were having a battle of creation to determine who was the "better God" and at one point the more "destructive" God created super beings on Mars but they were too under developed to know how to handle their powers so they ended up all killing each other and staining the entire planet red. Then the gods said lol and left our universe.
I can't believe this whole time this myth I got an A on was actually based on some spiritual nonsense I had never heard of with a little Nietzsche sprinkled in
FunkySlash65 I rly want to read you story now
You were channeling Thoth and you just didn't know
- *"Then the gods said lol and left our universe."*
lol they do seem to do that a lot.
I like to think that the spiritual nonsense was actually inspired by your writing assignment. Like the Thoth guy found it in the recycle bin or something and thought it was amazing.
In the words of Werner herzog, the story I tell is your story too we share the same dreams that our ancestors started through art and storytelling
Just one question: Why would a species of perfectly logical, emotionless beings just randomly go to war out of the blue? That seems more like something someone with an overabundance of emotions and a deficiency in logic would do.
Hehe, Is that the only problem you have with the video?
Duothimir Not just that. They are supposed to be emotionless, and yet felt pissed when the comet hit. How does an emotionless being feel anger?
I know right? Vulcans are peaceful.
They seemed more sociopathic, which WOULD have more logical tendencies, and would also explain why they were so restless and untrusting of anyone but themselves, and so willing to go to war with anyone INCLUDING THEMSELVES
Also sorry I’m digging up a three year old comment, but deal with it I rlly don’t care
I feel like this is a kingdom hearts ripoff backstory
I think this is more complicated than KH
@@MrPF yeah.. you could make an RPG using this as the storyline
@@jmanpolo5611 I am 😁
@@linguisticallyoversight8685 lmfao gg
11:08 "I'm still a little uncomfortable with Jordan's island of young girls..."
Nobody is going to buy that, Gregory. We all know just how comfortable you are with young girls.
*Shots fired*
What's this a reference to? Someone please clue me in
tyberriuss his girlfriend is legal but notably younger than he is. Apparently some people take issue with a girl making her own choices... :/
This dude should write fiction.. The idea of having a war between Earth and Mars HUNDREDS OF THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO is something I would be interested if it was on a movie, it almost make me think this guy is a satire channel, sadly it isn't..
It would sell just as well, but then the purveyors of this type of nonsense couldn't charge thousands of dollars for a weekend of aligning chakras with the use of crystal-studded buttplugs and Shoshone Tantric Sex Magick.
he didnt come up with this stuff though. Drunvalo Melchizedek did.( the guy that supposedly channels Thoth)
This guy is basically parroting Carl Jung and Drunvalo Melchizedek's writings. This is nothing new.
Carl Jung promoted new age pseudoscience?
promoted isnt the word I would use. But his contributions to contemporary dream analysis and symbolization is rather large. He touched on a lot, Drunvalo on the other hand, went full crazy imho.
I love when Canadians say "a-boot" it always makes me smile
Marissa Does Things We do say a-boot a lot, Eh.
It's more like a-beut not aboot
Collaide lol okay well I guess that's true
we only say it in front of americans. true story
The middle is like jamming 'eou' into one syllable. Mostly leafs outside of the cities speak like that.
Martians: We are pure logical and insentimental beings
Also martians: Went to war, let a comet hit close to their home and then became full of *rage*
I actually thought these were just animated stories before. I didn't know you were suposed to believe these were true.
I know this is nearly a year ago. But I’m with you buddy. I thought they were like historical stories. And what people THOUGHT.
Same here. I thought this guy just had a very, very large and complicated paracosm that kinda acts like a cassette tape if you try to understand it.
Watching the intro all I could think of was the whole "No swearing on my Christian Minecraft server" meme.
Word Salad: The Movie
Magnus Mørkøre Johannesen exactually what I was thinking, random words because, they wanted to perm togeather, supported by, no facts at all
"They became logical beings without emotions"
My Favorite Logical Things To Do (MFLTTD):
- fight unnecessary wars
- destroy your home
This is insane.... but a hella good sci fi story idea though.
Fockewulf 190 you want every Californian to die then
Not a Californian, or an American, but to be perfectly honest I'm quite ambivalent on whether Kim Jong Un nukes California. Yeah sure, we'd lose some great people, but that's a cost I'm sure many are willing to pay for the rest.
...No? It's random bullcrap thrown together, since when is it a good story?
French Mapping I said story idea, obviously one would need to refine the idea and actually write a story, edit, re-edit, rinse and repeat. A similar process to the original Star Wars, it was Lucas’s idea, but he’s a terrible writer and director, so he needed some help.
Yeah, somewhat, but you can't just throw mystical terms together and make them have makeshift interactions and expect it to not fall apart
Cocaine's a hell of a drug.
Epoch_Win more like LSD
I've done both, doesn't even come close to what this guy must be on.
Does any of them help to retain sanity while watching this?
phileas007 I watched the Spirit Science video on some psychedelics. It felt true at the time. But so did the shadow demons and the orbs flying around. The faces everywhere and especially the Panda, but I'm not supposed to be talking about that because it told me to "shhh".
Epoch_Win no, the lack of psychotropic drugs is the problem here
Remember when everyone thought spirit science was a parody to religion instead of a clone of it. Yeah, me neither.
PaleGhost69 Me neither. It fucked my friend up worse than his Mormon childhood. It functions as a religion without the parts that could be considered “good”
I really want Armoured Skeptic to cover this channel again. These are some of my favorite videos of his. I must have watched these ones 10-15 times already.
I take from this video is that Earth-chan is a 12 year old loli, under control by evil Mars-san
Lol Mars san sounds like Martian
shut fuck up
and Mars is a 60 year old man
So life is a fucked up anime. Got it
Shit, we're headin' headfirst into hentai territory, aren't we?
Shit who took Skeptic to see Justice League.
Barney TheDinosaur holy fuck why do I see you on every video I watch
Unknown :(
Oh boy, that Spirit Science guy is still around?
don't do drugs kids
He does some damn good drugs
Ikr I thought that his crazy ass was done with UA-cam
This video is really old. I stumbled upon a couple years ago and was like wtf?
its not drugs its mental illness ,its more serious than drugs
"The funny thing about that is that they don't say that"
Jesus Christ lmfao
Strangely, the thing I'm most bothered about is that the martians were apparently "purely logical being with no emotions" yet they were angry all the time. Anger is an emotion too, y'know!?
Besides that, 99% of wars began with emotion. Its rarely like "well, I am obviously better off with that land, lets talk about a way to get you out better aswell", which is a logical warfare
True. I mean, Jordan disses on logical-minded people without even knowing shit about what that would imply. Anger makes people LESS logical, so calling a bunch of martians with anger issues "logical" would be a complete lie
However, logical warfare wouldn't always be peaceful either. War is unideal because it costs too much, so a logical group would try to find a cheaper solution, but actual war wouldn't be off the table. Remember: they still lacked emotion, which meant that they wouldn't feel anything for the opposing groups, let alone care for them.
They are a male species and everyone knows MAN = ANGER and WOMAN = LOVE. Fucken fuckwits
How does spirit science manage to have so many mythos mixed and still be misinformed on every mythos he speaks of.
He's not ignorant he's just selectively retcon-ing
Because Jordan is a Regressive. Regressives don't care about truth or accuracy, all that counts is that the story sounds nice.
Always knew there was something up with them Jews
Ajit Pai go back to ruining the internet
No, a lot of these ideas originate in the Jewish scholarly tradition of Kabbalah. A way of interpreting the Torah often using very cryptic phrasing.
You cant eat me I'm herbert mooooooooooon
This just sounds like a failed sci-fi novel
the end of evangelion brought to you by spirit science
Anthony M the end of evangelion made more sense than this crap
novablue201 ! Lol
John Smith true but you have to admit, the process of getting there and everything in Shinji's mind was confusing as hell.
Atlantis Myth + H. G. Wells' The War of the Worlds + Antisemitism + Scientology = ...This?
Plus drugs... Specifically nyope, a drug from my country south africa made from rat poison and weed dipped in heroin that people smoke like cigarrillos.
Spatterjay hoop in the us we call the drugs he is on narcotics
@@admech590 He probably also mixed it with LSD.
Holy shit I need to watch this again when I'm not running a high fever and on massive amounts of cold medicine, because the past 21 minutes could only be explained as part of a visual and auditory hallucination.
Dude, there are somethings even fever dreams can't explain.
I feel the same after watching this except I'm not even sick or on medication
I saw the same thing and I'm suck but not on Medications
(Now where is the guy who isn't sick but is on medication anyways)
What the hell do you use for cold medicine?
Yeah no, that's just normal exposure to Spirit Science.
Powerful shit.
I watched this again and again and the Hebrews being space terminators always catches me off guard
Sometimes the truth is just surprising...
This guy needs to write fantasy books. Id read this stuff if he ads in some George R.R Martin level sub plots. Pretty epic tbh.
Personally I cant wait for the flashback arc on how the dinosaurs created man as their slaves and then man turned against them with the power of the SpaceChristians
Exactly my thoughts
Hes a good world builder
Nah all of his stuff is taken from 1940s era conspiracies mixed with New Age occultism. Literally brain dead Spirit Science
but the magic system is all over the place and filled with plot holes, energy goes from vibrations, to waves, to mind, to ki, to chakras to dimentions to math with no clear pattern except cocaine usage
This is the most poorly written fanfiction I have ever heard. I mean there was no banging.
Dragoninthewest there was spiritual meditation sex.
poorly>? this is a great fanfiction.
+MassiveAchievement I mean, the plot was amazing, but when you're writing a extremely realistic fanfiction like this, you need some hot sexy times to spice it up
amen to that
Piepieisyum But what about the sex meditations?
damn, am I the only one who feels like these stories would actually make a good movie series?
TheDinosaurJockey
It made several good video games already.
TheDinosaurJockey nope, they could make great games too
TheDinosaurJockey how to explain the plot of doom in 21:43 minuets
To be fair, some of what Jordan used for his human history movie was used for the Stargate movie and then again for the shows based on the movie.
TheDinosaurJockey Directed by M. Night shamalamadingdong