The thing about cats "always landing on their feet" is only half-myth. A falling cat instinctively tries to assume a belly-down position, and can assume it fram virtually any attitude in a matter of 1-2 seconds. They then pancake themselves like flying squirrels to maximize drag. The higher a cat balls fom, the more likely it is to survive.
Not to worry I have my boots on I laugh in the face of death Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if this girl becomes full on yandere and keeps us in an entirely padded safety proof room for the rest of our lives
Cats have great survival skills second almost to humans in terms of escaping near death experiences, so you see a lot of cats walk away from things that "should have killed them". They also have a habit of stalking things humans can't see. Amusingly, it's bad luck for a ship *not* to have a black cat.
@@MultiRole214 take it easy doctor. Let’s see, there was the running of the bulls in Pamplona. And than there was the giant today. So what is that, like uh four?
Fake your audios are the best, thank you for making wholesome and amazing audios, and for carrying this community on your back🤣. Honest to god though thank you, here’s to 4 years and to however many more your willing to grace our UA-cam feeds.🥂
@@openarmsasmr4939 A cat's pupils alter in dilation depending on the brightness of the surroundings and their mood. If you look into cat's eyes you'll see it's time for food since it's always time for food for them.
Cats are p auspicious Not only are they surprisingly formidable despite everything they are. Smaller, weaker than most creatures but have bravado and are incredibly dangerous predators. They were super important to most of humanity due to being pest control for rats. Theres plenty of myths about the wisdom and intelligence of cats, and they are pretty intelligent. Often being characterized as trickster underdogs(ironic) or villains in myths. Baneko and nekomata being the ones that come to mind regarding villainous cat spirits. Heroic qualities might be traced to bast who fought off the sun eating serpent in egyptian myths. It makes since for them to have somany urban myths
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I enjoy the concept of a neko not bothering to look both ways before crossing the street because “eh, I’ve still got a few lives to spare.”
I would do that
Everyone’s laughing till we hear the whistling
=)
@@Omniversal_ruler(:
"The water was so cold you had a heart attack!"
I still have nightmares about that...
The thing about cats "always landing on their feet" is only half-myth. A falling cat instinctively tries to assume a belly-down position, and can assume it fram virtually any attitude in a matter of 1-2 seconds. They then pancake themselves like flying squirrels to maximize drag. The higher a cat balls fom, the more likely it is to survive.
"I've never counted. I'm not really a math guy."
I was looking for one o deez
Gato!
Listener in Boots: The Last Wish
Death the wolf is coming for us now
The neko in this be like "I dont have 9 lives you idiot, im just accident prone"
I hope we get a part two where reaper fake comes to claim our last life early.
"I'm a cat, all I *need* to do is be cute." -me, if I were a cat (probably)
Not to worry I have my boots on I laugh in the face of death
Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if this girl becomes full on yandere and keeps us in an entirely padded safety proof room for the rest of our lives
Out here making the listener out to be a literal Paper Tiger. Nice.
Somebody just watched Puss and Boots the Last Wish~
this is actually super wholesome wth amazing XD
This girl is so neurodivergent-coded
Cats have great survival skills second almost to humans in terms of escaping near death experiences, so you see a lot of cats walk away from things that "should have killed them".
They also have a habit of stalking things humans can't see.
Amusingly, it's bad luck for a ship *not* to have a black cat.
"What's the matter? _Lives_ flashing before your eyes?" 🐺
"Just one." 🗡️
I figured if a cat has 9 lives and a neko 1/2 human, then a neko would have 4 & 1/2 lives.🤔
Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍
How would half a life work though? Do you become super fragile?
Fake, please RELAX, I Puss N Boots, I laugh at death haha. You see, anyway, I am a Neko, I have nine olives.
How many times have you died?
@@MultiRole214 uhh, I’m not really a math guy
@@sammcfarlane2494 GATO!
@@MultiRole214 take it easy doctor. Let’s see, there was the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
And than there was the giant today. So what is that, like uh four?
“DEATH IS AFTER ME”
Me: it was a semi truck 🚛😅
I love this movie
Fake your audios are the best, thank you for making wholesome and amazing audios, and for carrying this community on your back🤣. Honest to god though thank you, here’s to 4 years and to however many more your willing to grace our UA-cam feeds.🥂
"With my flesh all torn to shreds
I see the number tick to null
I guess there was a certain death
I failed to take into account"
the last wish core
This was really good made me a bit guilty and anxious but it was comforting too
Ah yes, I've been waiting for this. I remember commenting this in the ideas stream
Wait- YOU CAN TELL TIME BY LOOKING AT THEIR EYES?!-
A cat's pupils alter in dilation as the day goes on.
@@openarmsasmr4939 A cat's pupils alter in dilation depending on the brightness of the surroundings and their mood.
If you look into cat's eyes you'll see it's time for food since it's always time for food for them.
Their eyes change in relation to ambient light levels regardless of the time of day.
@@eadgyth5009 THAT'S COOL I NEVER KNEW THAT
I wish my cat was still alive so I could try this TwT
Wait what, you can tell time by looking at their eyes. That's a new one.
Fantastic audio as always fake
On my grave will be written “worth it”
Cats are p auspicious
Not only are they surprisingly formidable despite everything they are. Smaller, weaker than most creatures but have bravado and are incredibly dangerous predators. They were super important to most of humanity due to being pest control for rats. Theres plenty of myths about the wisdom and intelligence of cats, and they are pretty intelligent. Often being characterized as trickster underdogs(ironic) or villains in myths. Baneko and nekomata being the ones that come to mind regarding villainous cat spirits. Heroic qualities might be traced to bast who fought off the sun eating serpent in egyptian myths.
It makes since for them to have somany urban myths
I didn't know that thing about telling time by looking into a cats eyes. That's really cool
Wow, sorry for trying to live out my isekai dream. Some supportive girlfriend you are.
Fact about cats landing on their feet is true to a certain extent it takes an extreme hot for them not to land on their feet
I love Neko listener audios, can you make more?
🐺
Nice fun facttt thats so cool i checked it neat
Time to go get that wish
don't worry we are still flying half a ship
Uh... I don't know. I never counted. I am not really a math guy, you know