Girlfriend Is Scared You've Used 8 Of Your 9 Lives (ASMR Roleplay) [Neko Listener] [F4A]

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  • Опубліковано 11 гру 2024

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  • @alexgids
    @alexgids 4 місяці тому +141

    I enjoy the concept of a neko not bothering to look both ways before crossing the street because “eh, I’ve still got a few lives to spare.”

  • @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690
    @tunnelcrawlerwaluigi2690 4 місяці тому +117

    Everyone’s laughing till we hear the whistling

  • @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk
    @Stop_Inc.-cg6hk 4 місяці тому +39

    "The water was so cold you had a heart attack!"
    I still have nightmares about that...

  • @GregPrice-ep2dk
    @GregPrice-ep2dk 4 місяці тому +52

    The thing about cats "always landing on their feet" is only half-myth. A falling cat instinctively tries to assume a belly-down position, and can assume it fram virtually any attitude in a matter of 1-2 seconds. They then pancake themselves like flying squirrels to maximize drag. The higher a cat balls fom, the more likely it is to survive.

  • @Luftwaffle_32
    @Luftwaffle_32 4 місяці тому +21

    "I've never counted. I'm not really a math guy."

    • @Pan7578
      @Pan7578 4 місяці тому +2

      I was looking for one o deez

    • @MultiRole214
      @MultiRole214 2 місяці тому

      Gato!

  • @EliteWizzerd946
    @EliteWizzerd946 4 місяці тому +83

    Listener in Boots: The Last Wish

    • @LostShadow180
      @LostShadow180 4 місяці тому +5

      Death the wolf is coming for us now

  • @Bilther_ash
    @Bilther_ash 4 місяці тому +15

    The neko in this be like "I dont have 9 lives you idiot, im just accident prone"

  • @theentityknownonlyaschad1584
    @theentityknownonlyaschad1584 4 місяці тому +25

    I hope we get a part two where reaper fake comes to claim our last life early.

  • @shutinlear53
    @shutinlear53 4 місяці тому +16

    "I'm a cat, all I *need* to do is be cute." -me, if I were a cat (probably)

  • @GAMINGDEVlL
    @GAMINGDEVlL 4 місяці тому +17

    Not to worry I have my boots on I laugh in the face of death
    Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if this girl becomes full on yandere and keeps us in an entirely padded safety proof room for the rest of our lives

  • @Ravenforce3
    @Ravenforce3 4 місяці тому +13

    Out here making the listener out to be a literal Paper Tiger. Nice.

  • @smilemore7431
    @smilemore7431 4 місяці тому +12

    Somebody just watched Puss and Boots the Last Wish~

  • @salty5082
    @salty5082 4 місяці тому +4

    this is actually super wholesome wth amazing XD

  • @IoAKAIolite
    @IoAKAIolite 4 місяці тому +6

    This girl is so neurodivergent-coded

  • @eadgyth5009
    @eadgyth5009 4 місяці тому +7

    Cats have great survival skills second almost to humans in terms of escaping near death experiences, so you see a lot of cats walk away from things that "should have killed them".
    They also have a habit of stalking things humans can't see.
    Amusingly, it's bad luck for a ship *not* to have a black cat.

  • @chronolegionnaire7772
    @chronolegionnaire7772 4 місяці тому +2

    "What's the matter? _Lives_ flashing before your eyes?" 🐺
    "Just one." 🗡️

  • @chrisleyhe9039
    @chrisleyhe9039 4 місяці тому +12

    I figured if a cat has 9 lives and a neko 1/2 human, then a neko would have 4 & 1/2 lives.🤔
    Cool audio Fake! LOVED IT!!!😊💚👍

    • @sadstormtrooper8826
      @sadstormtrooper8826 4 місяці тому

      How would half a life work though? Do you become super fragile?

  • @sammcfarlane2494
    @sammcfarlane2494 4 місяці тому +11

    Fake, please RELAX, I Puss N Boots, I laugh at death haha. You see, anyway, I am a Neko, I have nine olives.

    • @MultiRole214
      @MultiRole214 2 місяці тому

      How many times have you died?

    • @sammcfarlane2494
      @sammcfarlane2494 2 місяці тому

      @@MultiRole214 uhh, I’m not really a math guy

    • @MultiRole214
      @MultiRole214 2 місяці тому

      @@sammcfarlane2494 GATO!

    • @sammcfarlane2494
      @sammcfarlane2494 2 місяці тому

      @@MultiRole214 take it easy doctor. Let’s see, there was the running of the bulls in Pamplona.
      And than there was the giant today. So what is that, like uh four?

  • @Mosthero1
    @Mosthero1 4 місяці тому +1

    “DEATH IS AFTER ME”

  • @JamalWhite-b2y
    @JamalWhite-b2y 4 місяці тому +7

    Me: it was a semi truck 🚛😅

  • @AllQuiet.47
    @AllQuiet.47 4 місяці тому +2

    I love this movie

  • @ElimGamin109
    @ElimGamin109 4 місяці тому +1

    Fake your audios are the best, thank you for making wholesome and amazing audios, and for carrying this community on your back🤣. Honest to god though thank you, here’s to 4 years and to however many more your willing to grace our UA-cam feeds.🥂

  • @frost7842
    @frost7842 4 місяці тому

    "With my flesh all torn to shreds
    I see the number tick to null
    I guess there was a certain death
    I failed to take into account"

  • @Lesopal
    @Lesopal 4 місяці тому +1

    the last wish core

  • @CT-1255
    @CT-1255 4 місяці тому

    This was really good made me a bit guilty and anxious but it was comforting too

  • @jackmask
    @jackmask 4 місяці тому

    Ah yes, I've been waiting for this. I remember commenting this in the ideas stream

  • @Omniversal_ruler
    @Omniversal_ruler 4 місяці тому +8

    Wait- YOU CAN TELL TIME BY LOOKING AT THEIR EYES?!-

    • @openarmsasmr4939
      @openarmsasmr4939 4 місяці тому +3

      A cat's pupils alter in dilation as the day goes on.

    • @XY-ke4cu
      @XY-ke4cu 4 місяці тому

      @@openarmsasmr4939 A cat's pupils alter in dilation depending on the brightness of the surroundings and their mood.
      If you look into cat's eyes you'll see it's time for food since it's always time for food for them.

    • @eadgyth5009
      @eadgyth5009 4 місяці тому

      Their eyes change in relation to ambient light levels regardless of the time of day.

    • @Omniversal_ruler
      @Omniversal_ruler 4 місяці тому

      @@eadgyth5009 THAT'S COOL I NEVER KNEW THAT

    • @Omniversal_ruler
      @Omniversal_ruler 4 місяці тому

      I wish my cat was still alive so I could try this TwT

  • @YamiChase
    @YamiChase 4 місяці тому

    Wait what, you can tell time by looking at their eyes. That's a new one.

  • @SuperSpike47
    @SuperSpike47 4 місяці тому

    Fantastic audio as always fake

  • @peterholmes7440
    @peterholmes7440 4 місяці тому

    On my grave will be written “worth it”

  • @CleopatraKing
    @CleopatraKing 4 місяці тому

    Cats are p auspicious
    Not only are they surprisingly formidable despite everything they are. Smaller, weaker than most creatures but have bravado and are incredibly dangerous predators. They were super important to most of humanity due to being pest control for rats. Theres plenty of myths about the wisdom and intelligence of cats, and they are pretty intelligent. Often being characterized as trickster underdogs(ironic) or villains in myths. Baneko and nekomata being the ones that come to mind regarding villainous cat spirits. Heroic qualities might be traced to bast who fought off the sun eating serpent in egyptian myths.
    It makes since for them to have somany urban myths

  • @llamalord345
    @llamalord345 4 місяці тому +3

    I didn't know that thing about telling time by looking into a cats eyes. That's really cool

  • @Realkiroker
    @Realkiroker 4 місяці тому

    Wow, sorry for trying to live out my isekai dream. Some supportive girlfriend you are.

  • @JacobWhitener-ch8nd
    @JacobWhitener-ch8nd 4 місяці тому

    Fact about cats landing on their feet is true to a certain extent it takes an extreme hot for them not to land on their feet

  • @sammcfarlane2494
    @sammcfarlane2494 4 місяці тому

    I love Neko listener audios, can you make more?

  • @viaxxl
    @viaxxl 4 місяці тому +3

    🐺

  • @TheFriendlyEyes
    @TheFriendlyEyes 4 місяці тому

    Nice fun facttt thats so cool i checked it neat

  • @puglife658
    @puglife658 4 місяці тому

    Time to go get that wish

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 4 місяці тому

    don't worry we are still flying half a ship

  • @descrates3545
    @descrates3545 4 місяці тому

    Uh... I don't know. I never counted. I am not really a math guy, you know