【ASMR】 Alastor kisses you while driving and immediately crashes the car 「Alastor x Listener Audio」
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- Опубліковано 6 жов 2024
- Inspired by @RickyCursedASMR 's "Boyfriend crashes car" ASMR
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Nothing can stop Alastor from calling us "My dear". Not even the worst car crash can.
FR
I WILL EAT YOUR PFP
"ooh shit the road" and then the screaming had me dead 😭💀
I’m never letting you drive again Alastor 🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭 just no
I can not tell you how long and hard I laughed at that 🤣🤣🤣
LMAO, HE'S STARTING TO GET ON THE RIGHT TRACK, THIS IS EXACTLY WHAT WE WANT, MORPHY
YES
I never thought I needed Morphy screaming as Alastor. But now I definitely do.
well I don't
Alastor screaming sound so funny lol
WHAT THE..💀
WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THE, “GIVE ME YOUR MONEY😈😈”😭😭
IS THAT MUSSLE MAN FROM REGULAR SHOW?!
I DIED FROM LAUGHING HELP😂
SAME LNFAOO
HELP ME BRO I CANT BE LAUGHING BC ITS NIGHT-
I CANT BE LAUGHING RN ITS LATE
0:37
Alastor: are you alright my dear
Me: *dead*
(😂😂😂)
MORPHY REALLY SAID
“you had it far to good for far to long”
(My new comfort audio 🥰)
GIMME YA MONEI
@@imjslazi”OH SH¡T THE ROAD THE ROAD”
Maybe he should stick to teleportation 💀
IM DYINGGG THE YELLING- 😭
LOL IK
"Come here my dear, gimme a kiss- OH SH¡T THE ROAD, THE ROAD! OUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH OOOUHAAAA"
Edit: MOM IM PRACTICALLY FAMOUS!
I DIED LAUGHING- 😭😭😭😭
@@Imposterqueenofnonecringe2 SAME 😂😂😂
When i read that when it said ouaaaaaaaahaaaa or what ever my stepdad coughed:3
I’m choking on my savukiani can’t😭
And this 1:31 💀💀💀🙏🙏🙏
This was a rollercoaster of emotions
Alastor is definitely getting distracted by all the headlights XD
HELP NO
33 like a deer in those flashing lights 👀
Hold up. Thats a good headcannon for a fanfic. Val attracted to lights, Alastor freezing in spotlights and headlights.
@@simsblood1611 well if you ever do any writing with that headcanon I would love to
@@Cupcake_Productions1 I will consider it. I haven’t posted fanfiction in years. Last time was back on the cesspool of Wattpad. I may just have to go back to it.
Edit: For clarification, I mean back to writing. Not Wattpad. It would be posted on AO3 lol
Morphy completly lost it at this point.
yeah
Yup
real..
Keep an eye on the rose Alistair
2 videos ago:
Alastor: do you think that I would be a great father?
Listener: no
Alastor: no?!
2 videos later:
-Alastor crashes the car-
Listener: I knew it! If that baby was in my belly, then I would be gone now! Alastor! You are a bad father...
😂
Fr💀
😂😂😂😂😂help😂😂😂😂😂😂
So real, but I'm not complaining Abt this video tho.
😂
Went from us almost getting preggers to us almost dy!ng in a car crash...Morphy are you okay 😂
I do not think so 😭😭😭
LMFAO
definitely no
Also, Alastor screaming killed me
Frrrr i was laughing so hard
Same here😂
Frrr😂
At some point I was scared bc it’s labeled asmr
I'm dying laughing 😂
“Great moogily woogily the pain!” Had me dying
FRR😭😭😭
I can't 😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I feel like Morphy is going insane...
And so we are
The screaming had me fricking dying on the floor.
(Directly after)
Alastor: My dear- UGHAUGH- You're legs- are gone.. I believe they have the consistency of paste. Now they look like ground beef- I'm pretty sure we could make a burger with your limbs-
My oc tryna do her job: WTF DO YOU MEAN MY LEGS ARE GROUND BEEF 💀💀💀💀
THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING I HAVE EVER LISTENED TO, MORPHY
THIS IS EXACTLY THE CONTENT WE WANT MORPHY
No😂 no It's not😂
@littlecut_ieroblox2599 Like anyone gives two shits about a gullible, pompous, and overemotional 8-year-old child.
word of advice: DONT LET HIM DRIVE YOUR CAR FOR A LONG TIME
Dont drink and drive!
@@connorarendse1202 or you'll lose your limbs! 💗
Lol
Got it mate I'll make sure 😆😆
14 seconds is so long
Me: "A-al.. w-would you still love me without any limbs..?" Alastor: "Ofc i will still love you without any limbs my limbless darling~"
I should not have laughed at this as hard as I did.
@@SmokeScreenX LMFAO
Same- I'm laughing too hard rn.
@@AkumaOnPaws IT'S CRINGED ME SO HARD BUT IT WAS FUNNY AT THE SAME TIME LMFAO 🤣😭
He could just *spawn* our limbs back 😭
But until the adrenaline wears off and he uses common sense I guess we’re stuck looking like a potato Veggietales character ✋💀
VEGGIETALES IM BALLING😭
@@cathedral7381I know💀
@@cathedral7381I WAS HOPING SOMEONE WOULD ACKNOWLEDGE THAT 😭
@@somerandompersonfromtheint6902IF YOU LIKE TI WALK WITH POTATOES
THE SCREAMS 😭
Alastor's scream made me laugh
Help i burst out laughing just at the title and thumbnail-
These videos are so wild
Dang this is making my headcanon that Alastor drives like Cruella De Vil all the more stronger also HOLY smokes it’s like we got caught out in the wrong side of Pentagram City! Reminds me of those 80’s road trip movies where the car crashes, robbers try to shank and steal from the victims and running from explosions lol
"Im pretty sure we can make a burger out of your limbs 😊" -Alastor 2024
HELP IM LAUGHING MY ASS OFF IM ROLLING TO MY GRANDMAS HOUSE (blud was really like: AAAAAAAAAAAAA- *fucking crashing* AINAIAJSKWISIWJQKWIIEKWOSJS-) -alastor being a father- alastor crashing a fucking car👍🏼
FRRRRR 😂😂😂😂
@@queenofcake6808 REAL
I'll meet u there😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'll meet u there😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Me having to hold my breath and bite my tongue so i dont laugh because its midnight 😂
FR😂😂😂😂😂
BRO IT'S 3:23 AM-
Same
I'm traumatized... 😭😭
😭😭😭😭
Me too 😭😭😭😭
I can't tell what happened, I'm unsure- 😃 Though, I don't wanna watch the full video- just watched a few random parts-
Same- 😭😭
SAME I WAS LAUGHING AT THE BEGINNING-
I JUST WANTED A ROMANTIC ALASTOR X LISTENER ASMR AUDIO BUT INSTEAD I GET THIS!?!?!?!?!?!?! 😭
I may or may not be the reason to that....
@@Erasermic_simperOH
@@Erasermic_simperWHAT DID YOU DO
THE SCREAMS THOUGH-
@@Yourfavoritedoritoguy FR LIKE THEY CRINGED ME SO HARD 😭💀🙏
don't let alastor drive again 💀
Me: "I-i'm hungry.."
Alastor: "Let's eat your limbs for dinner my limbless darling~"
Me: "BUT THAT WOULDN'T THAT MAKE ME A CANNIBAL!?!?!?!?!?!"
Alastor" My limbless darling.. I am a cannibal~"
Me: *Faints with a nose bleed*
MORPHY. CRASHING?💀
Fr 💀
😭💀
“Come here, my dear. Give me a kiss, I wanna- *smooch* OH, SHIT, THE ROAD, LOOK OUT.
**SCREECH**
how did we go from being pregnant to damn near dying in a car crash?
Morphy is slowly losing his shit with these asmr videos, especially with Alastor's 😭
1:31
WAIT...THE SCREAM OMGLLLL
,,AHHH AHHHHH"
1:37 AHHAHHAHAHAHA THE SCREAM SOUNDS SO WEIRD BUT FUNNY
I laughed so hard
Alastor: dies in car crash vox : haha !
Confirmation: I was laughing the entire first 20 seconds of the video.
@@VoxTekTrustUssame
@@VoxTekTrustUsMood
THIS IS BETTER THEN $EX!!!!
Vox-
@@Angie-dust4 fr
I'm early and I was just laughing through this whole entire episode😂
Same i was in the car with my dad and he was trying to have a normal conversation with me and I was trying to keep such a straight face😂
I didn't expect it to happen instantly, I thought we'd have a little conversation beforehand- 😭😭
HIS SCREAMS GOT ME LAUGHING 😭
SAME i can´t stop🤣
Me too
IM SICK
I CANT LAUGH THIS MUCH 😭😭
0:05
a hello would have been nice
😂😂😂😂
What the fuck the moans tho
ikr? im horny-
Ya’ll new nickname
Limbless darling
You’re welcome :D
MORPHYY WHAAT😭
He is losing his mind
ALASTOR WHAT THE HELL?! 😨 I THOUGHT U KNEW HOW TO DRIVE?!!!
"FUUCKK" -Vox 2024 (never let alastor cook again)
It was a car
@@Foxythefox814 he was the one being cooked 😏
@@Foxythefox814 ik its a common phrase
@@Марги-п4ч let's go get the car fixed
so, this man gets us pregnant but not really and then almost kills us in a car crash because he wanted a smooch 😅
and he has the audacity to say we’re obsessed with kisses 😀
I'M DYINGGGGGGGG
@@th3o0sALI. WTF
@@robloxlover9414 WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?
the most relaxing asmr I've ever heard
helps me fall asleep 👍
I???
vox crashes car and f!@?14? explodes when 😔
Wow that was insane i could not stop laughing at Alastor's screams. But seriously now. . . . .WTF ARE YOU GOING TO DO WITH OUR LIMBS BRO. . . . .BCS THEY ARE IMPORTANT TO ME!!!!!!😢😢😢 RIGHT GUYS???
OVER A LITTLE KISS!?
1:32 help I’m dying
I imagine morphy screaming down the mic and loosing his voice after this
Please make a Val one having val scream his ass off in a audio would be so funny
Or have it so every character we have dated in the Hazbin verse fight over our love
i want to see val eat a elextric thing cause ts ,,bright,,
BRUH MY HEADPHONES WERE ON FULL VOLUME AND THE FIRST THING I HEAR IS A CAR CRASH 😭
LMAOOOO
Same Lmao
oof
AND SEE!? THIS IS WHY WHEN I BECOME AN ADULT I NEVER GONNA DRIVE BC OF THIS
How many fucking cars did you crash into
EXACTLY 😭😭
like 30
@@XuliPaws nah 100
And we fucking lost our body parts in the process 💀💀
@@gachanaomi1 my internet went out, and I saw the comment but since the internet went out I couldn't see what video this was in reply to, so I just open my phone and see "we fucking lost our body parts" with zero context and I'd like to tell you cause i think it's the funniest thing ever
HIM SCREAMING AHHAAHHAHAHAJAJAJAJAJAAKAKAKKA. I LOVE THIS. HE SPUNDS SO DISTRESSED
6:16 muscle Man: GIVE ME YO MONEY (edit 1:33 HELP THE SCREAMS
Now wtf are you going to do about our limbs? Sew them back on like Sally in Nightmare Before Christmas? Pick those up, and get a needle and thread, pronto!
Oh, I forgot they were mashed...well...find us replacements. You're a serial killer, so get to work! It's the least you can do.
STOPPPPP---😂😂😂😂
Vox:"HAHA, ALASTOR. THIS IS BETTER THAN SEX!"
I'M LAUGHING, CRYING ROLLING ON THE FLOOR RN💀💀💀 HE SOUNDS LIKE HE'S F@#&ING DIYING😭😭😭(For a second time)
Mom:Why are you laughing
Me:You wouldnt understand...
The screaming had me wheezing
2:30 BAHAHA "They look like ground beef! I'm pretty sure we could make a burga with yur lims"
HOLY MACARONI IM LAUGHING SO HARD
WELP
This is gonna be a painful regeneration process 😅
When I turn 16 I will definitely not let Alastor teach me how to drive.
6:20 WTF
Bro was letting his demons out 😔
HELP- ALASTOR SCREAMING MADE ME BLEED-
Im on my lady days guys 😭
Morphy, deers cannot drive…
I CAN'T ANYMORE FOR FUCK'S SAKE 😭
ME TOO 😭💀
I laughed my ass off at this so many times 😭😭😂
“The worst is over. Wait is that?-“
“AGHHHH!!!!”
Alastor: you’ll forget about losing your arms and legs in a car crash..
me: but dear… we cannot eat without arms..
😢😢😢😢😢😢😢 food I’ll miss you bc I’m not letting alastor feed me😂😢😅❤😊
We can have robotic arms like fizzaroil
We can have robotic arms like fizzaroil
We can have robotic arms like fizzaroil
We can have robotic arms like fizzaroil
My headphones died just now...💀
Never ever will I let Alastor near or drive a car again
Ngl this has to be one of the most random videos morphy ever made of Alastor 💀
@@shadow_gamer1255 REAL HAHAHAH
@@shadow_gamer1255AND THE ONE WHERE HE FELL OFF THE FUCKING EIFFEL TOWER 💀💀
The person who was with airphots:💀☠️
I'm wearing airpods 😭
😭😭😭
I can’t stop laughing at this!!! XD😂😂😂😂 oh I can’t!!! Not the beef stroganoff again!!! XD 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I completely forgot about the beef stroganoff!!!! XD
IM CACKLING BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
I’m a MF vegetable
Why did i start laughing when we got in the crash😭
best asmr ever imma fall asleep with this for sure 😭
Real 😭😭
Fr fr😢😭
Alastor when he finds out the sex got replaced with ballet:
MORPHY PLEASE TELL US WHAT THIS IS I CANGT BREAHTE
Omg wth is this Morphy 😭😭 It's hilarious but at the same time HOW DID HIS CHARACTER XHANGE SO FAST
Morphy what the fudge
Edit: IM FRICKING DOGDAY💀💀💀
EDIT 2: MUSCLE MAN!???
THAT’S WHAT IM SAYING WHY WAS MUSCLE MAN THERE 😭
When your selfsona is a robot so she just reattached herself while Alastor is crying:
Imagine listening to this while at school where your not allowed to wear wireless earphones
BRO WHEN MUSCLE MAN SHOWED UP DEMANDING FOR ALASTOR’S MONEY I WHEEZED 💀
HELP WHY IS HE SCREAMING LIKE THAT AND TF U MEAN U SEE MY LEG AT THE OTHER SIDE OF THE ROAD- 😭
BRO HAS SCREAMS CRINGED ME SO HARD 😭
Dear God I was laughing WAY too hard at this🤣🤣🤣
BRO CANT CATCH A BREAK😭
well, he broke it
Never drive again.
WHAT DID I JUST LISTEN TO-
Is there anyone else who got an ad for Car Insurance 😭😭😭
Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm yes
LMFAOOOO
Yes
Me:"why did i let al drive"😂😂😂
Edit:i can't stop laughing from when al kept screaming 😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂the give me al u money😂this is the funniest comment chat ever lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 qnd ozz can i buy some robo arms and legs from u plz?
Bro the way that he screams!! Im laughing so much right now! Ive never heard him screaming! XDDD
Alastor: can you feel your legs my dear? Oh! Nevermind! Their on the other side of the street detached from your body-
Alastor: i believe your limbs are.. are *GONE*
BRO WHILE WATCHING THIS I HEARD POLICE SIRENS FROM A FEW STREETS DOWN-
MORPHY..ARE YOU OUT OF IDEAS?? I HAVE SOME😭 YOU REALLY JUST NEED TO ASK💀