@@dangitdoodles He doesn't use regular speech patterns, like words are emphasized in places not to make a point, but that's just his pattern. It's very unique and follows no rules. Like jazz.
some notes: 1. why cant the entire american government be jeff goldblum 2. i love watching jeff goldblum talk about himself 3. is there a book of just jeff goldblum quotes and if yes, where can i purchase
His enthusiasm appears to be so genuine that I actually believe he can appreciate simple things in life, which is always a great personality feature. Oh, and he's very entertaining. Congrats, man, you're GOLDblum.
Need for more GOLDBLUM! This guy. This guy is priceless. He’s incredibly smart and humorous too. I like to listen to him when he’s interviewed-so funny. And let’s not forget, handsome.
@@FreeMan-zb7xe They weren't claiming to be genius but praising someone else for it, so get off your high horse for correcting someone's spelling as you completely misunderstood the meaning and usage of the word genius in their post
“2:14 this is a manly arm. I may be wrong. I played a detective so I notice things that others may not” Does realize it’s a leg 😭😂 He’s so precious. I can’t 😍
you know i wont bore you with the details..well you know i was in Australia for that thor movie... anyway i had this food truck. so many tangents in one though. this man is still a treasure though
Who's Christopher, and where would they be walking? J/K Hopefully one day there will be a scene in a movie or show that has the two of them analyzing something. Too bad no one thought of that when JG was on Law and Order.
How can it be about the tattoo? There is no arm in the tattoo.... only a hand. Plus the MANLY hair all over the leg, he is talking about the person not the tattoo 100%.
I just love this guy. One of my favorite actors in the world. I love every word that comes out of his mouth. It was so awesome to see him in Thor: Ragnarok as I'm a huge fan of the movie and Marvel Studios.
The day he dies, and the following 100yrs, will be dark days. He's such a wonderful interesting man, I wish I could interview him on anything. He's just special ❤️❤️
He talks like a jazz musician plays
He actually plays jazz on the piano, fittingly enough.
ya i've been to his jam sessions many times
That could not have been more accurate to describe exactly the way he talks 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
*Victor Kong* as a jazz musician I am very confused as to what this means. This could just be me being dumb though 😂
@@dangitdoodles He doesn't use regular speech patterns, like words are emphasized in places not to make a point, but that's just his pattern. It's very unique and follows no rules. Like jazz.
He rated them out of Goldblums. This video couldn't have been more perfect if I dreamt it.
Sarah Perkins Tell me about it. This man is perfection lol 😍
Sarah Perkins Right?!😂😊
He did the same thing on First We Feast. All of the sauces got 10/10 Goldblums except for the last one, it got 11/10.
My tombstone will read: 10 Goldblums out of a possible 10 Goldblums
🤣🤣🤣
So lovely 😂
"Skin like a freshly peeled apple." That, is an incredible way to describe pale skin.
I never figured Guts would be a Jeff Goldblum fan, but it makes me so happy that he is.
so creepy
Quite creative, I'd say.
Kiah C. I’d pay him to eat me lol
La la la ...WOWIE WOAH WOAH WOW WOW! 😳😏😳
Jeff Goldblum is at once flamboyant, and subdued. Truly a fascinating character.
That's the best way I've heard him described. Love him. Truly unique
#9. Looks at picture of self: 'I'm in shock. This is very, very beautiful'.
Zach Petersen he's not wrong.
haha he just sits there staring. hilarious!
Lol I watched the video too
XD I love that part
That tattoo was very beautiful though. It’s the best out of the lot
Goldblum: *sees an image of himself* This is very very beautiful
It was an exceedingly good likeness.
In fairness though, it was.
Please refer to 0:02
I Guess Jeff Goldblum Wasn’t Acting When Playing The Grandmaster In Thor Ragnarok.
Of course not
Lol 😂
Sometimes The Grandmaster pretends to be an actor.
Actually, most of the movie "Ragnorak" was unscripted.
Wolves Prowl At Night like Morgan Freeman 😂
I love that he keeps saying “I’ve never seen this” like he tries to review every tattoo people get of him
Haha I was thinking the same thing and he seems so experienced at it!
I think he pays attention to fan art online - or is, at least, aware of it.
Lmaooo
He is a national treasure and must be protected at all costs.
Eugene Grewing, AGREED!!!
Eugene Grewing
Someone call Nicholas Cage.
he is not a national treasure, he is a planetary treasure. all nations world wide must protect him at all costs.
Eugene Grewing I would like this national treasure in my chest.
Alternative title: "Jeff Goldblum Critiques Jeff Goldblum Tattoos in the Most Jeff Goldblum Possible Way"
Well it is jeff goldblum so I'd imagine its very jeff goldblumy
I give Jeff Goldblum 10 out of 10 Jeff Goldblums!
Bless
I give Jeff Goldblum 6 out of 7 Chaplins.
hahahah u deserve more likes
Only 10?
Perhaps "The Goldblum" should replace "The Star" as the new standard of measure.
some notes:
1. why cant the entire american government be jeff goldblum
2. i love watching jeff goldblum talk about himself
3. is there a book of just jeff goldblum quotes and if yes, where can i purchase
So Jeff plays a slightly less weird version of himself in most of his movies. I love ir
This resonates so true.......
"what kind if limb is that?" "some kind of fleshy appendage"
Lmao this is one of the reasons words collapse to describe him
Im now convinced that in the new thor movie they didn't give him lines they just dressed him up and let him loose and he was just bieng himself
Some of the lines were in fact improvised I think
Most of his lines were mad libbed
In fact those were not costumes, he just showed up on set dressed that way, probably just frésh off a rave.
Jeff Goldbluming about is just the best
Blindeyes tons of the movie was improvised, so you’re not wrong
Jeff Goldblum saying "huevos rancheros" is my jam.
😂😂😂😂😂 I haven't gotten to that part yet but I already love it
Jeff Goldblum is a trooper. No matter how hideous some of those Tattoos looked he made light of them.
Steve Rabon "EVERYONE GETS A TEN OUT OF TEN, YOU'LL SEE!"
😎
Does he have a podcast? He should have a podcast.
IKR he been doing apartment commercials so0 lame 💩
Look up 'Conan needs a friend' on Spotify ;)
His enthusiasm appears to be so genuine that I actually believe he can appreciate simple things in life, which is always a great personality feature. Oh, and he's very entertaining. Congrats, man, you're GOLDblum.
He’s so judgy but at the same time so unnecessarily polite and respectful ahaha
Yes!!!
He talks as if he's always trying to explain something to a blind person.
Random Person perfect description.
All of us are blind to his majesty.
He’s just trying to explain to us the world in his eyes which is obviously the superior way to look at life
I guffawed lol
I know someone that reminds me of goldblum. What a compliment.
10 Goldblums out of 10 Goldblums would highly recommend
I don’t know why, but I lost it when they showed him the hyper realistic tattoo and he just went, “I’m in shock”
"Reflections ... uhh .... find a way!"
Your inquisitor is beautiful!
I read your comment right as he was saying that in the video and thought the same thing 😂😂😂
A blind person could understand everything in this video awesome
Had the exact same thought! He's describes things so eloquently.
Yeah, but your Tattoo artist were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
Dan lmao
I don't understand why this comment doesn't have more likes! Lol
10 Goldblums out of 10 Goldblums for this Comment.
Omg 😂 I have never laughed so hard reading a comment. Dan that was brilliant! Thanks for the laugh!
Best comment ever!
“my lips are full, in a way that mine aren’t full exactly”
"I like it's obtuseness" 😂 God I love this man
I can't stand tattoo's. However, some of these were really very good.
TheCaptain agreed captain
TheCaptain #9 is particularly gripping
I really hate that man.
Davidovar34 Booooooo
*looks at picture of himself*
“I’m in shock. This is very, very beautiful”
That one is amazing though.
@@debbiethemadbee very amazing 😘
Jeff Goldblum should start a podcast
I could listen to him talk about toothpaste ingredients and it would be interesting
Oh my god yes!
ramona lynn yes.
"the colour of skin like a freshly peeled apple, beautiful" i love this man
Need for more GOLDBLUM!
This guy. This guy is priceless.
He’s incredibly smart and humorous too. I like to listen to him when he’s interviewed-so funny. And let’s not forget, handsome.
C Perez that's for sure. He and Mr. Jeremy Irons are always lovely to listen to
He’s an absolutely treasure to this earth! I saw the photo shoot he did with his wife and little sons recently for a magazine and it melted my heart
that dinosaur with life uhh finds a way is just pure genius. Love it. Want it, but don't want to be unoriginal.
misspelling genius is not very genius
ah thanks!
@@FreeMan-zb7xe They weren't claiming to be genius but praising someone else for it, so get off your high horse for correcting someone's spelling as you completely misunderstood the meaning and usage of the word genius in their post
Then make it a raptor?
I had a dream once I was dating goldblum and I don’t know whether to be proud or disturbed by where my brain was going with the concept...
Captain Teeko Omg I had a similar dream last night & here I am checking out vids of him 😂 My subconscious knows I want him lol
Both depending on which side or sides of the fence you play ball on! Go with what feels right. . .
No matter what team you play for, be proud...the man is a legend which means your brain is working on a genius level.
Me too!!! He bent me over and showed me the 50 states
Proud
"That is a very manly arm"
That would be a leg, Jeff
He's talking about the arm that the tattoo artist "drew" for him
Jeff Goldblum is the perfectly eccentric older man. I like him a lot, he is amazing in inverviews and such xD
“2:14 this is a manly arm. I may be wrong. I played a detective so I notice things that others may not”
Does realize it’s a leg 😭😂
He’s so precious. I can’t 😍
He's talking about the tattoed arm/Hand.
Can he PLEASE host a kids television show? His cadence is perfect for an eccentric educational host
Imagine if they reboot Mr Wizard and have JG as the lead.... in his lab coat... and pink scarf.
Mr. Goldblum’s Neighborhood. 15/10 would watch.
I love how most celebrities is like “why would you get a tattoo of me!?!?” And he doesn’t even question it. He knows he’s great.
He looks damned fantastic for a 65 year old man.
he looks damned fantastic for any man over 35 really lol
He looks maybe 35
My math teacher is only 60 and he looks like a freaking corpse!
Why can't every old guy be Jeff Goldblum?
Wait he's 65??
HE'S 65???
*if you go on **_the youtube_*
"i played a detective on television, so i notice things that others may not" pROTECT THiS PURiTY!
chio uruakpa how i miss zak nickols
Made me laugh cuz he didn’t notice it was a leg
I need him as an art teacher
Jeff looks awesome. He holds up very well. And he's just the right amount of weird.
Beth S he’s beautiful.
We should all strive to be like Jeff Goldblum
He would actually be a good critic of ANYTHING basically
Wait, so Jeff Goldblum IS the characters he plays? Fascinating
All I see is a more outrageous version of Ian Malcolm
I met him twice, and all I have to say is "yes". A delightful guy that seemed just as excited to meet me as I was to meet him.
“Once again, our friend the velociraptor”
😂😂😂😂😂😂
65 years old? no way !
In any other planet he would be millions of years old but here... Uh...
Alex Silva *awkward wink*
SlothGiraffe Thor: “LOKI. You... you didn’t... oh god you did....”
For serious?!!? omg, if you stopped me in the street and asked me I would've said 40 maybe 50 max. I'm still living in the 90's!!!!!
Green Grohl and has a 34 year old wife....
I never felt like I needed a Jeff Goldblum tattoo until now...
This was truly special, in the best way. 😊
TheMovieMyLife - He's a fun guy.
TheMovieMyLife love him!
Agreed, must watch again, in fact. How fun is he?!
TheMovieMyLife I swear to the lord, I see your comments on every video I watch, so I clicked you channel a couple of months ago and I subscribed!
u are a internet legend
Who else wants Jeff Goldblum to have his own UA-cam channel??? 😂
This is the content the people want
On my resume under hobbies:
“Watching Jeff goldblum react to Jeff goldblum things”
Yes!!!
The foxiest of all the silver foxes EVER!
Cassius RICHARD GERE
juliazwei that's a gerbil
I'm a silver fox but i'm only 18 wtf???!
Definitely
He's quite a guy
"Skin like a freshly peeled apple" lovely.
turbogirl Yes, it was. :3
@4:32 “wha- what the heck is going on there” *LMAOOOO*
Jeff Goldblum has always been so delightfully strange. I just adore him. Not enough to get a tattoo though...
Jeff Goldblum is one of the realest dudes out there, what a guy
Some sort of rappers chain
"You'll have to be a special kind of adult man if you want to show your feet in public and wear a sandal."
These are all Jeff's tattoos irl and he's just pretending to be surprised
hognigk96 he has lovely thighs
Jeff is permanently pretending to be surprised.
The Tom Ford dinner jacket one is amazing.
The amount of tangents....perfect
you know i wont bore you with the details..well you know i was in Australia for that thor movie... anyway i had this food truck. so many tangents in one though. this man is still a treasure though
"artistic extrapolation of my face" .....I hope every time I butcher a drawing someone critiques it this way. xD
Jeff Goldblum is so daddy
KingKirbo SO DADDY. his outfit is incredible too
Right!
Zaddy,I think you mean zaddy😂
I love the way he forgets why he was in Australia, then remembers he was filming Thor
Jeff Jeff Goldblum is my favorite Goldblum, regardless of what people say
What about Mark Goldblum? I saw you say he was your favorite on Instagram.
it's true, i'm a fickle Goldblumer
I was today years old when I learned that kind of shirt was called “tattersall”, thanks Jeff Goldblum 👍
Number 9 is spot on.I need that tattoo artist info
It was done by Steve Wimmer, based out of San Diego.
send me a message on twit twit @havingafielddayandgettinghigh
Can I see a conversation between Goldblum and Christopher Walking? Just imagine it.
Who's Christopher, and where would they be walking? J/K Hopefully one day there will be a scene in a movie or show that has the two of them analyzing something. Too bad no one thought of that when JG was on Law and Order.
Christopher "I'm Walken Here!"
Do you mean Christopher Walken?
This was so great, he gave them all 10/10 loll... 😂
Also, I swear Jeff Goldblum ages like fine wine.. 😍
Claudi' H. I had no idea Jeff is such a hit with the ladies.
5:01 *#9 WOW!* Would love to to get that artists info!
2:12 "This is a manly arm. I may be wrong."
It's a leg. LOL!
Oh Snap!!! the arm in the tattoo
He was referring to the tattoo image of his hand.
Oh Snap!!! Delete your comment 😂
How can it be about the tattoo? There is no arm in the tattoo.... only a hand. Plus the MANLY hair all over the leg, he is talking about the person not the tattoo 100%.
Chris James is me leg. thanks for standen up for me
“the UA-cam” - Jeff showing his age
My new favourite expression is "Why'd you go and jelly yourself up like that?" 😂😂😂
Absolute legend. Such a fun and polite person
'What the heck is this?'
When Jeff said that I couldn't help but reply out loud. 'Your face, Jeff! 😄
TheMovieMyLife wow you are so funny....
TheMovieMyLife- I thought along the same lines.
Is Goldblum on drugs? wtf is wrong with him?
TheMovieMyLife You are everywhere in the UA-cam
Lmaoooo
Jeff : "This is a manly arm... maybe not" 😂😂😂 made me lol
No 9. is absolutely brilliant
“The color of skin like a freshly peeled apple-very, very beautiful” ~~Jeff Goldblum 2k17
hes just one giant dad joke.
Taylor but he’s the best dad joke
Jeff: “I won’t bore you with the exact details”
Also Jeff 2 seconds later: *proceeds to say exact details*
Lol
Jeff Goldblum is the man. He really should have said is signature movie line though "must go faster"
"Fleshy appendage"
'go on the youtube'
I just love this guy. One of my favorite actors in the world. I love every word that comes out of his mouth. It was so awesome to see him in Thor: Ragnarok as I'm a huge fan of the movie and Marvel Studios.
Goldblum is goals
Wow, Mr. GOLDBLUM is amazing to me. Standout and stand alone. Sweet interview and I'm thankful to have watched it.
I think he could talk about any subject and crack me up 😂
This is hilarious 😂 I couldn’t possibly love Jeff Goodblum more than I already do. I could watch him do anything.
This guy is like a mix of the Joker and a that weird kid form kindergarten
Håkon Andreas Olaussen
A weird kid form?
Like a childlike thing?
What?
So Sheldon cooper?
And Ian Malcolm
The day he dies, and the following 100yrs, will be dark days. He's such a wonderful interesting man, I wish I could interview him on anything. He's just special ❤️❤️
Sorry, I was just imagining 10 Jeff Goldblums.
#Smitten
I'm perpetually flabbergasted at how effortlessly charismatic he continues to be.
If this is jeff goldblum in real life then does that mean he doesn't act?
hes so in awe of all of the tattoos, even the bad ones 😭 hes so happy & flattered with all of them its so sweet
I had a boss once, that met Jeff Goldblum at a sci-fi convention - said he was the nicest guy ever, accommodating & very friendly!
I never knew that I needed this. God I love Jeff Goldblum.
Our world doesn’t deserve Jeff Goldblum
If America had one distinct national treasure it's Jeff Goldblum hands down.