5:25 my mom and her best friend exchanged the same Christmas card since the 80’s until my mom passed in mid-2017. I sent the card back to her that Christmas for the final time. 😌
The tomato story reminded me of the time a friend went to pick strawberries. Came home with a basket of green ones. Don't wear sunglasses to pick strawberries.
5:45 The dad who wears the fake mustache and the old-times prison garb horizontal black and white swimsuit to a waterpark is just odd and funny, nothing else.
One of my friends notied we do not have a Christmas tree up, he asked if we were Jehovahs Witnesses as he played with one of our inside cats. I told him we were Baptists, but did not like cleaning up the floor after the cats tipped another Christmas tree over.
WHY are you a baptist, and not a Buddhist or Hindu ?. A trick question. The actual answer is you believe what you do and not some other fairy story, because of, and entirely because of, where your parents were born. This ought to be an indication to you that belief systems are all false.
A girl I knew back in college and I had a box gift wrapped in purple (top wrapped separately) that I got my birthday present in and she got her Xmas present in for years. We thought of it as a standing joke.
2:55 the one with the niece who has a birthday on December 25th, I bet you she’ll laugh / won’t mind because she’s probably guaranteed 2 separate presents, not one combined birthday and Christmas present. I know a few people with birthdays around the 24th/ 25th who moan about that 😂
4:55 - The old 'I don't understand how being colourblind works' thing. Cousin would have always known when tomatoes were ripe their colour was 'red'. So the green/red confusion doesn't really happen. He would have waited till the colour he knew meant ripe tomatoes, the other colour 'green' meaning not ripe tomatoes. It's the reason its mostly only detected by the colourblind test. I had it tested at school with a mate and he couldn't read the dots as numbers on pages I could, and could read them on ones I couldn't - that was how he found out, we were 13 then. A colour we know as green he sees as red, he still knows it as green becasue he was always told it was, same with the opposite.
Yes, the reality of colour-blindness is not that red & green appear the same, but one or the other appears brown (or you could say muddier), making it harder to distinguish between red & green! Traffic lights are usually manageable because they are quite bright, but at night there can be a problem determining whether the lights that are lit are at the top or bottom, though is clear during daylight hours. However, in some locations at large intersections, the authorities only install overhead traffic-lights, with the lights mounted horizontally, making it confusing for those who have colour-blindness!
You're missing the point! He can't tell the difference between green and red! He sees them as the same colour, that's what colour blindness is! With me, it is usually green and brown. Certain shades look the same to me. Someone tells me that one is green and the other is brown, but they look exactly the same to me.
well ... what some ppl say is colour blindness is most often a scale of deficency at seing different colour or nuances of colour (prot-,Deuter-, trit- Animali), its faar less common with complete colour blindness of one of the colours (most often its in blue wich will appea dark or black) when complet lack of colour vision in one of the primary colours exist it can be a chenge that slightly increase visual spectra among other colours, the cones that should be responsible for detectiing a wavelength of light we usually see, detects another.. some ppl with colour blindness or colour deficency can see wavelengths normal ppl cant.. (a forrest or a sky at night can look very different than for any 'normal' seeing person) CB, CBD, -Anatropi, -Anomali, -Comatopsi
@@christopherdean1326 I’m green/brown color blind also. I’ve known it since high school. But one day (I was in my 30’s then) my wife said, “I don’t like fall. I hate it when the grass turns from green to brown.” My reaction was: “IT DOES???”
@@Patrik6920 My brother's first father in law claimed to have monochrome vision i.e. he only saw black, white and shades of grey. Difficult to prove, and hardly worth arguing over, so we went along with it.
Getting a store cooked chicken is better than getting a home cooked one with the giblets and heart and livers still in their paper on the inside. Have had one, by the way and it is not very tasty.
6:19 I relate to this mum SO HARD! Mild face blindness really is a pain when it comes to how similar many Hollywood people look 🫣 L.A. Confidential for example is definitely meant to be a mystery/thriller, but imagine just how bewildering it was for me who didn't realise the film had TWO male leads until the very end of the movie......? 🤣 This condition sucks IRL too - new colleagues get very annoyed when you introduce yourself to them two days in a row, & meeting people out of their usual context leads to a lot of vague ad-libbed conversations as you frantically try to figure out why they look so familiar! 😅
7:10. OK, maybe not every Saturday, but once a month or something isn't asking that much. A half hour drive isn't that big a deal, is it? I thought that in America, a four hour drive was just a day trip....
For young'uns, a two-hour drive is a weekend. A half hour drive was my dad's daily commute when my family lived in Ohio (OH). It is an eight hour drive to see my nuclear and mother's family in North Carolina (NC). From there, it's a four hour drive to see my father's family near Norfolk, Virginia (locally pronounced "NAW-f'ck vah-JIN-yah"). From Virginia (VA), it was an eleven hour trek, first up to Maryland (pronounced all over the US as "Marilyn"), then due wast back to OH. I did this circuit more than once in my 20s through early 30s driving solo. And I'm a woman. It was just as exhausting as it sounds, even cruising mostly on the Interstates. In the case of the demanding mom, the problem isn't really the drive time in and of itself. The problem is, you can't plan anything for Friday night because you have to get up early to head out for the first game. Then, you spend several hours during the games, and have a half hour drive home. The earliest they'd be home is about 2:00 pm. By then, they're too whupped to do anything but order a pizza, watch a movie, and crash. Bingo. The sister is winding up hogging most of their weekend. It's absurd. Where would _you_ be, if you drove eleven hours in any given direction? How many borders would you cross, or would you be in the ocean? Just curious!
The first one is because the lid of the jar on the right, isn't fitting as well. And she is a tea drinker, and we don't care if your instant coffee is ruined. Tea is valuable, and subtle flavour changes that are all too apparent to the refine palates of we drinkers of it, happen over time if the dried leaf gets a little moisture from the air. Coffee is a peon's drink that they will drink even if it is burnt, ala Starbucks, and instant coffee is artificially flavoured anyway.
@@rcarrick355 When you make one of those pieces of crockery, the lid is supposed to fit exactly, and to do that you make them together, fitting one to the other before it is dried. And then when it has been fired, you put grinding paste on the lip, and turn the lid around to smooth out any imperfections, an make the seal close. You can't inter-change the lids. Even a commercially machine made pot that looks perfectly the same as the others on the shelf, won't be perfectly the same.
0:47 Wow 1:46 The Bible doesn’t sugar coat things. God doesn’t change nor does its message. Take a minute and read what it says at 1 Corinthians 6:9, 10 Thank you 😊❤
Well of course, the message does change between the Old and New testaments. I’m surprised you don’t know that, because it’s one of the first principles of Bible study. The Old includes a wide-ranging list of quite brutal rules, repeatedly listing things people should be put to death for. And the sacrifice of animals, for example. The New is a message of kindness, forgiveness and not a constant list of death-penalty prohibitions. Quite honestly, some ‘christian’ preachers rant about homosexuality but never mention the adulterers and those without charity in their own congregations, because it deflects attention from the real sins of their own flock.
3:04 Try telling your mom Jesus really had to be born in March, not December. That should really add to the conversation. 😂😂😂
5:25 my mom and her best friend exchanged the same Christmas card since the 80’s until my mom passed in mid-2017. I sent the card back to her that Christmas for the final time. 😌
The tomato story reminded me of the time a friend went to pick strawberries. Came home with a basket of green ones. Don't wear sunglasses to pick strawberries.
5:45 The dad who wears the fake mustache and the old-times prison garb horizontal black and white swimsuit to a waterpark is just odd and funny, nothing else.
You could be in this vid. Prisoners didn’t go swimming for fun. That is exactly how men’s swimwear in or around 1919
That dad has style. And gives a good chance for the family to see whether others have any kind of style. Or a single twinkle in the eye. cheers! / CS
Your uncle doesn't know much about car's engines either.
I sure wouldn't let him near my car.
I thought the same thing.
My father bought a used car, and took my mother to pick up the green car. It was blue. He was blue/green colorblind. My son is, too.
One of my friends notied we do not have a Christmas tree up, he asked if we were Jehovahs Witnesses as he played with one of our inside cats. I told him we were Baptists, but did not like cleaning up the floor after the cats tipped another Christmas tree over.
Thank you 😊
WHY are you a baptist, and not a Buddhist or Hindu ?.
A trick question. The actual answer is you believe what you do and not some other fairy story, because of, and entirely because of, where your parents were born.
This ought to be an indication to you that belief systems are all false.
I used to wire my trees to the wall. These days, I have a small metal tabletop tree.
A girl I knew back in college and I had a box gift wrapped in purple (top wrapped separately) that I got my birthday present in and she got her Xmas present in for years. We thought of it as a standing joke.
After the second time, she must have searched under the tree every year, and easily spotted her traditional purple package.
0:25 Ask Lucy (was it Lucy?) in "Charly Brown" - "Fold it, don't cut it! If you cut it, it will lose all its flavor!"!
Yes, it was Lucy, and that's exactly what I was gonna say!
I remember that Lucy had Charlie Brown make her a bread and butter sandwich, and she had him fold the bread over instead of cutting it!
I'm 68 and still eat PB "Flavors"! I often think of Lucy when I do so
A useful tip for chocolate ,as well ,if you are trying to cut your weight down .
Did you know that as you break a bar all the calories fall out?
4:02: If only Anders Celcius knew that he had been made into a god! (OK, he had it the other way around, but still...)
2:55 the one with the niece who has a birthday on December 25th, I bet you she’ll laugh / won’t mind because she’s probably guaranteed 2 separate presents, not one combined birthday and Christmas present. I know a few people with birthdays around the 24th/ 25th who moan about that 😂
3:11 Good job! He should be grateful toward his parents.
3:01, I Was Supposed To Be A Christmas Baby, But I Ended Up Being Born On The 27th, My Nephew On The Other Hand Is A Christmas Baby
The last story was the best
For the Jehovah's Witness thing, if over 1500 animal species jumped off a cliff, does that make it ok for humans to do?
5:44 Somehow it manages to be all of them.
4:55 - The old 'I don't understand how being colourblind works' thing. Cousin would have always known when tomatoes were ripe their colour was 'red'. So the green/red confusion doesn't really happen. He would have waited till the colour he knew meant ripe tomatoes, the other colour 'green' meaning not ripe tomatoes.
It's the reason its mostly only detected by the colourblind test. I had it tested at school with a mate and he couldn't read the dots as numbers on pages I could, and could read them on ones I couldn't - that was how he found out, we were 13 then.
A colour we know as green he sees as red, he still knows it as green becasue he was always told it was, same with the opposite.
Yes, the reality of colour-blindness is not that red & green appear the same, but one or the other appears brown (or you could say muddier), making it harder to distinguish between red & green!
Traffic lights are usually manageable because they are quite bright, but at night there can be a problem determining whether the lights that are lit are at the top or bottom, though is clear during daylight hours.
However, in some locations at large intersections, the authorities only install overhead traffic-lights, with the lights mounted horizontally, making it confusing for those who have colour-blindness!
You're missing the point! He can't tell the difference between green and red! He sees them as the same colour, that's what colour blindness is! With me, it is usually green and brown. Certain shades look the same to me. Someone tells me that one is green and the other is brown, but they look exactly the same to me.
well ... what some ppl say is colour blindness is most often a scale of deficency at seing different colour or nuances of colour (prot-,Deuter-, trit- Animali), its faar less common with complete colour blindness of one of the colours (most often its in blue wich will appea dark or black) when complet lack of colour vision in one of the primary colours exist it can be a chenge that slightly increase visual spectra among other colours, the cones that should be responsible for detectiing a wavelength of light we usually see, detects another.. some ppl with colour blindness or colour deficency can see wavelengths normal ppl cant.. (a forrest or a sky at night can look very different than for any 'normal' seeing person)
CB, CBD, -Anatropi, -Anomali, -Comatopsi
@@christopherdean1326
I’m green/brown color blind also. I’ve known it since high school. But one day (I was in my 30’s then) my wife said, “I don’t like fall. I hate it when the grass turns from green to brown.” My reaction was: “IT DOES???”
@@Patrik6920 My brother's first father in law claimed to have monochrome vision i.e. he only saw black, white and shades of grey. Difficult to prove, and hardly worth arguing over, so we went along with it.
KK is only famous for a certain tape which got her those endorsements. She was only known as Robert Kardashian's daughter.
7:12 Shure that is not a full 31 minutes?
2:17 Then how can they hold it in their armpits?!
Getting a store cooked chicken is better than getting a home cooked one with the giblets and heart and livers still in their paper on the inside. Have had one, by the way and it is not very tasty.
Thanks
3:29 Just don't use it with the screen tilted forward. Why would do that anyway?
Stops glare from other light sources.
3:15 - love it!
5:38 Funny and dumb.
6:19 I relate to this mum SO HARD! Mild face blindness really is a pain when it comes to how similar many Hollywood people look 🫣
L.A. Confidential for example is definitely meant to be a mystery/thriller, but imagine just how bewildering it was for me who didn't realise the film had TWO male leads until the very end of the movie......? 🤣
This condition sucks IRL too - new colleagues get very annoyed when you introduce yourself to them two days in a row, & meeting people out of their usual context leads to a lot of vague ad-libbed conversations as you frantically try to figure out why they look so familiar! 😅
7:10. OK, maybe not every Saturday, but once a month or something isn't asking that much. A half hour drive isn't that big a deal, is it? I thought that in America, a four hour drive was just a day trip....
For young'uns, a two-hour drive is a weekend. A half hour drive was my dad's daily commute when my family lived in Ohio (OH). It is an eight hour drive to see my nuclear and mother's family in North Carolina (NC). From there, it's a four hour drive to see my father's family near Norfolk, Virginia (locally pronounced "NAW-f'ck vah-JIN-yah"). From Virginia (VA), it was an eleven hour trek, first up to Maryland (pronounced all over the US as "Marilyn"), then due wast back to OH. I did this circuit more than once in my 20s through early 30s driving solo. And I'm a woman. It was just as exhausting as it sounds, even cruising mostly on the Interstates.
In the case of the demanding mom, the problem isn't really the drive time in and of itself. The problem is, you can't plan anything for Friday night because you have to get up early to head out for the first game. Then, you spend several hours during the games, and have a half hour drive home. The earliest they'd be home is about 2:00 pm. By then, they're too whupped to do anything but order a pizza, watch a movie, and crash. Bingo. The sister is winding up hogging most of their weekend. It's absurd.
Where would _you_ be, if you drove eleven hours in any given direction? How many borders would you cross, or would you be in the ocean? Just curious!
A half hour drive, watch a game, kill an hour, watch another game, drive a half hour home. That's literally all day. Ain't nobody got time for that.
@@sonjastarr1364 Sarcasm much?
The first one is because the lid of the jar on the right, isn't fitting as well. And she is a tea drinker, and we don't care if your instant coffee is ruined.
Tea is valuable, and subtle flavour changes that are all too apparent to the refine palates of we drinkers of it, happen over time if the dried leaf gets a little moisture from the air.
Coffee is a peon's drink that they will drink even if it is burnt, ala Starbucks, and instant coffee is artificially flavoured anyway.
Just switch the lids.
@@rcarrick355 When you make one of those pieces of crockery, the lid is supposed to fit exactly, and to do that you make them together, fitting one to the other before it is dried. And then when it has been fired, you put grinding paste on the lip, and turn the lid around to smooth out any imperfections, an make the seal close.
You can't inter-change the lids.
Even a commercially machine made pot that looks perfectly the same as the others on the shelf, won't be perfectly the same.
@@uncletiggermclaren7592 Thanks for the info!
Ooh, first!
It’s rare that I get to be first, okay?
yippee
Ykur dad is right i never cut a sandwich let alone diagonally
Peanutbutter sandwiches are cut straight across all other's diagonally.
Peanut butter sandwiches are thrown in the bin as inedible. Sandwiches are not cut in any direction in my house
@christopherdean1326
Lol
Why cut sandwiches at all?
And I agree with Christopherdean, pb sandwiches are inedible.
WOW!! These stories seem a little queer to me ... ????
Looks like you can’t even spell the word ‘built’. I’d sort that out first, before sniping at others.
0:47 Wow
1:46 The Bible doesn’t sugar coat things. God doesn’t change nor does its message. Take a minute and read what it says at
1 Corinthians 6:9, 10
Thank you 😊❤
Love thy neighbour, but not the gay ones?
@ It’s the conduct, not the person. ♥️
I assume you are perfect?
Well of course, the message does change between the Old and New testaments. I’m surprised you don’t know that, because it’s one of the first principles of Bible study. The Old includes a wide-ranging list of quite brutal rules, repeatedly listing things people should be put to death for. And the sacrifice of animals, for example. The New is a message of kindness, forgiveness and not a constant list of death-penalty prohibitions. Quite honestly, some ‘christian’ preachers rant about homosexuality but never mention the adulterers and those without charity in their own congregations, because it deflects attention from the real sins of their own flock.
Bible also says in Psalm 137:9 that people who smash babies onto rocks are blessed, so maybe take it with a grain of salt, hmm?