When Hogwarts Gets Audited Again… Again

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  • @reganloh7502
    @reganloh7502 Рік тому +23236

    I already started to laugh when he says "Hogwarts f*** me."

  • @deasttttt
    @deasttttt Рік тому +17282

    Mason is going to show Hogwarts a spell that makes the entire school disappear. He doesn't even need a wand, pen and paper are enough.

  • @schattentaenzerin
    @schattentaenzerin Рік тому +4292

    "so you're like the janitor here? Why do you have shackles? Oh, you hope that you'll be able to use them on students again and you keep them well oiled..."

    • @shumaticrevolution
      @shumaticrevolution Рік тому +309

      Please do tell me more about the "good ol' times. Aha? When you were putting students in thumbscrews and hung them in the basement as a form of corporeal punishment?"

    • @rofinatheirin9929
      @rofinatheirin9929 Рік тому +80

      @@shumaticrevolution OML “corporeal” punishment, I’m dying!!! 😂 Can’t keep a good ghost down, amirite??

    • @dragonforce2724
      @dragonforce2724 Рік тому +44

      Um i work in a school as maintance and yes we have shackles they are quite handy to make a pully system to get things on the third floor
      Sorry english not first langue

    • @kittycat5972
      @kittycat5972 Рік тому +37

      @James Phelps minor gripe: it wasn’t mudblood, the password was pure blood.
      Although the idea that the password for a dormitory is a slur is pretty funny, like imagine having to drop the n-bomb everyday to go bed?😂

    • @seaweedbrain2933
      @seaweedbrain2933 8 місяців тому +11

      Also the same guy who complained about a ghost for a quarter of a century, but couldn't find him when needed 💀

  • @katesampleseverything
    @katesampleseverything Рік тому +482

    "What do you mean he was a Death Eater but he's chill now?'

  • @ashamansedai
    @ashamansedai Рік тому +6684

    Don't forget every single kid going around with a weapon that they can and will use to harm others with no consequences other than having to "do the dishes" for Snape.

    • @softpaw6234
      @softpaw6234 Рік тому +377

      To be fair doing anything for snape is hell for anyone not named Draco Malfoy

    • @ashamansedai
      @ashamansedai Рік тому +61

      @@softpaw6234 fair

    • @osmanthuswine4928
      @osmanthuswine4928 Рік тому

      ​​​@@shadowling77777 after the various meditation techniques I just needed right now and a rather long consideration on what the correct answer to dealing with this comment is, I've come to the perfectly rational decision that telling you to delete your reply is not enough. Please throw away your phone in a lake and make a house in a faraway forest, or if you're incapable of such, I'm afraid you'll have to delete your existence before someone else sees your horrible words on a string and deletes theirs.

    • @CharlesTheGreatestPlan
      @CharlesTheGreatestPlan Рік тому +18

      @@shadowling77777no🗿

    • @ahumanistpotato0501
      @ahumanistpotato0501 Рік тому +39

      ​@@shadowling77777Snape is old enough to be Draco's father 💀

  • @ghostlywhispers32
    @ghostlywhispers32 Рік тому +6985

    To be honest I’m surprised Mason has survived this long in Hogwarts.

    • @dragonfell5078
      @dragonfell5078 Рік тому +407

      He's part of an organisation that has audited everyone from Saruman to the people at the Death Star, of course he survived

    • @arkg171
      @arkg171 Рік тому +166

      I mean Mason just shrugged off a Balrog when he did Moria xD

    • @heroponriki518
      @heroponriki518 Рік тому +105

      @@dragonfell5078 either hes a part of a multiversal organization or they all just take place at the same universe and they may have time travel

    • @verak66
      @verak66 Рік тому +13

      Or he just prays a lot

    • @creativelibertiesweretaken3366
      @creativelibertiesweretaken3366 Рік тому +52

      The orange vest is actually plot armour

  • @laurenconrad1799
    @laurenconrad1799 Рік тому +649

    Mason: You have hat that puts all the innately evil kids in one group?
    Me: I’ve been a girl who’s gone to high school. That tends to happen naturally whether there’s a hat involved or not.

    • @Nerdnumberone
      @Nerdnumberone Рік тому +94

      This way, they're color-coded and barred from the nerd dorms.

    • @gyzardo3648
      @gyzardo3648 Рік тому +69

      @@Nerdnumberone the way this is written you’ve got jocks, bullies, nerds, and goody two shoes…

    • @scarletrevon522
      @scarletrevon522 Рік тому +45

      @@gyzardo3648 your not wrong 😂
      Bullies: Slytherin
      Jocks: Gryffindor
      Goody too shoes: hufflepuff
      Nerds: Ravenclaw
      😂 okay with how easy that was she must have just went hmmmm we need highschool style groups but then don’t make it obvious

    • @user-fm4ip7lo8u
      @user-fm4ip7lo8u Рік тому +17

      ​@@scarletrevon522 Fun Fact: the Hogwarts Houses were based on the Pevensie children from the Chronicles of Narnia.

    • @i_Hate_All_of_You420
      @i_Hate_All_of_You420 Рік тому +10

      ​@@user-fm4ip7lo8u wait so is Slytherin based off Edmond?

  • @ChineseKiwi
    @ChineseKiwi Рік тому +96

    For the non-Australians, a 'Working With Children check' is required for a lot of jobs in which you interact with children often in Australia. Basically a police and background check to make sure you aren't dodgy with children.

    • @RandomTheAthenaDemigod
      @RandomTheAthenaDemigod 6 місяців тому

      Cool thx 🌹

    • @lillyliion
      @lillyliion 6 місяців тому +5

      Why aren't the rest of us investing in this???

    • @milly1068
      @milly1068 2 дні тому

      ​@@lillyliionOther places have it, just under different names. Like in Ireland it's called Garda Vetting.

  • @gypsyg9612
    @gypsyg9612 Рік тому +7837

    The fact a child from griffindor can pull a actual sword out of that same hat should be a decent reason why it shouldnt be on a school ground

    • @anonymoususer8517
      @anonymoususer8517 Рік тому +228

      I mean they have wands normally I don't think a sword would rly be anything of significance

    • @Guitar1nHand
      @Guitar1nHand Рік тому +45

      Technically a different hat...but that's just me being pedantic 😂

    • @fortress50
      @fortress50 Рік тому +88

      @@Guitar1nHandwym It's the same hat

    • @FafliXx
      @FafliXx Рік тому +126

      ​@@anonymoususer8517Really, giving children wands is already a bit weird.
      It's like handing a 12yo a gun

    • @anonymoususer8517
      @anonymoususer8517 Рік тому +23

      @@FafliXx exactly so considering that swords are pretty much meer toys not worth worrying about lol

  • @BG_Low
    @BG_Low Рік тому +2592

    "So, how many point would you give to the Hogwarts? Give us the numbers, MASON!", asked Dumbledore calmly...

    • @ify_pk1926
      @ify_pk1926 Рік тому +50

      I hope that was a black ops one allusion

    • @laurenconrad1799
      @laurenconrad1799 Рік тому +28

      0 points for Gryffindor!

    • @BG_Low
      @BG_Low Рік тому +11

      @@ify_pk1926 it is indeed a reference to the Mason interogation 😚

    • @somegoodsoup7008
      @somegoodsoup7008 Рік тому +45

      *"THE NUMBERS, MASON, WHAT DO THEY MEAN!?!?"*

    • @shadowling77777
      @shadowling77777 Рік тому +3

      About tree fiddy

  • @Raidenze
    @Raidenze Рік тому +74

    I'm honestly surprised how these stuff never occurred to me when I was a kid. The school really is one giant death trap, even if I think of it as a magic war/military academy.

    • @alaron5698
      @alaron5698 Рік тому +11

      I do remember finding sending kids into a haunted forest full of monsters with zero preparation a rather questionable school practice. Do parents just not care if their kids ever come back, or what?

    • @frantisekvrana3902
      @frantisekvrana3902 4 місяці тому

      @@alaron5698 I don't think the parents know.
      I am fairly certain Lucius would raise a fuss over Draco being sent to hunt something that kills unicorns.
      But nothing. It was never brought up again.
      So I suspect that everybody was Obliviated afterwards, possibly with the exception of Harry.

  • @SkamosTheDruid
    @SkamosTheDruid Рік тому +37

    For the record Dumbledore was against the Dementors from the start

    • @k-boi420
      @k-boi420 3 місяці тому +5

      Cornelius fudged that up however and thought that having Dementors there was a good idea.

  • @Aredel
    @Aredel Рік тому +4087

    Next episode should be about the constant stream of cases where a teacher assaults a student on school grounds. Literally every single year a teacher is trying to maim or murder a student.

    • @Frogzrprettygay5
      @Frogzrprettygay5 Рік тому +242

      Don’t forget how that let a literal pink obsessed crazy person run the school for a year

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому

      @@Frogzrprettygay5 who full-on tortures students by carving into their flesh with dark magic.
      See, this is why I hate boarding schools. The parents can’t get involved if something goes wrong. Hell, the school is way more likely to and capable of covering it up if it’s a problem with the staff.

    • @maramackenzie-mann
      @maramackenzie-mann Рік тому +216

      ​@@Frogzrprettygay5 More a fault with the government than the school, the school actively did not want her. It was a case of the Minister for Magic being corrupt and paranoid and wanting to punish Dumbledore.

    • @victormagoco9752
      @victormagoco9752 Рік тому +146

      The fact that a position in the faculty is literally cursed by the dark lord to the extent they need a new teacher almost every year(no seriously, close down “defense against dark arts” and make a new, but basically the same, subject, like “protection against dark magic”, if this actually worked I would also engrave “SUCK IT TOM!” on the teacher’s chair)

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +55

      @@maramackenzie-mann and then she ends up running the school, so all of the liability for the child torture falls in her lap.

  • @lidia5094
    @lidia5094 Рік тому +976

    Plot twist: you know the Voldemort-related threat that shows up at the end of every school year? It is actually a traditional prank pulled by the graduating students, and it’s always Harry f*ing potter that falls for it

    • @BrotherHood-xh9sg
      @BrotherHood-xh9sg Рік тому +167

      Those kids took the prank a bit too far their at the end. No wonder it didn't happen after that.

    • @More.h
      @More.h Рік тому +74

      @@BrotherHood-xh9sg At the end?🤔 It kinda went to far at the fourth year when someone literlly died!.😱..(read till the end)
      And then came back to life as a vampire🫤
      IT WAS THE WORST😪

    • @BrotherHood-xh9sg
      @BrotherHood-xh9sg Рік тому +66

      @@More.h That wasn't their fault. Harry got transported somewhere with him. That wasn't the seniors fault.
      Rumor has it that Harry took revenge upon Cedric after the girl Harry liked, Cho Chang, started dating Cedric. And he blamed Voldemort for it. Dumbeldore, good soul, but suffering from alzeimers and old age, fell for it hook line and sinker. The ministery and staff couldn't hurt the reputation of both the greatest wizard alive and the son of the heroes who killed Voldemort, that would destroy the imagine of many in the wizarding community, so they tried to cover it up and played along.
      Causing it to derail later on.

    • @scharfschtze
      @scharfschtze Рік тому +2

      @@BrotherHood-xh9sg how did you get your comment to be right bound?

    • @BrotherHood-xh9sg
      @BrotherHood-xh9sg Рік тому +4

      @@scharfschtze Not sure what you mean, are you talking about how my name shows the @user code? Cause if so, no clue or what that even means.

  • @Nick.11
    @Nick.11 Рік тому +51

    Good thing he's australian, he'll be able to handle that spider problem pretty easily xD

  • @erincorcoran5936
    @erincorcoran5936 Рік тому +44

    All the stuff he survives during his inspections make me think that the Hogwarts uniform should be a high-vis vest and hard hat

  • @justinian-the-great
    @justinian-the-great Рік тому +3418

    Btw, are teachers allowed to maybe or maybe not have an evil wizard attached to the back of their head by the current safety laws? Asking for a friend.

    • @mickys8065
      @mickys8065 Рік тому +134

      Jts a religious exception

    • @ashamansedai
      @ashamansedai Рік тому

      Turbans are there for religious reasons and it's highly immoral and slightly illegal to look under them without permission. Just look at Count Olaf- I mean Coach Genghis.

    • @hiimcrazyfordrwho
      @hiimcrazyfordrwho Рік тому +32

      That one at least the school didn't know about

    • @ashamansedai
      @ashamansedai Рік тому +26

      @@hiimcrazyfordrwho You sure about that? You think the wards of Hogwarts that were made in a time were there were way more Dark wizards can't detect possession?

    • @kittensareawesome2789
      @kittensareawesome2789 Рік тому +27

      @@ashamansedai Canonically wards weren’t actually a thing, that, believe it or not, was entirely made up by the fandom. Instead it’s protective charms. So no, they don’t actually have a way to detect possessed teachers as far as we know, especially on one’s they already trust.

  • @abdulazizrex
    @abdulazizrex Рік тому +1176

    The opening shot of him running from the Basilisk was gold!😂

    • @verak66
      @verak66 Рік тому +42

      Absolutely. And it seems as if he's paying attention to all the glowing comments begging for more safety audits. Let me add one more. "Mason" you're a scream. These safety videos are deliriously wonderful and super funny.
      Please! Keep making them!!!

    • @iudexslade7855
      @iudexslade7855 Рік тому +5

      And him measuring the dead basilisk

    • @MJRSA9404
      @MJRSA9404 Рік тому +2

      Followed by the big tiddy drawing on the clipboard! Had me dying

    • @plumcave9942
      @plumcave9942 Рік тому +7

      The fact that in one scene he was running from it and the next hes measuring its corpse implies he killed it, whoch I really hope is canon to the auditverse.

    • @TRG_R17
      @TRG_R17 Рік тому

      Reply 5

  • @condorboss3339
    @condorboss3339 Рік тому +54

    Just wait until he gets to the Room of Requirement and sees all the stuff that's in there.

    • @heymikey4025
      @heymikey4025 Рік тому +12

      Fire hazard much? Well at least in the room of lost/hidden things?

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 Рік тому +8

      You clearly forget how the room works, the room is in a way, a shapeshifer, changeing into what the person entering Requires, and yes, that includes possibly beconeing a bathroom

  • @AirConditioner402
    @AirConditioner402 Рік тому +31

    omfg i love this series. I can watch a whole five seasons of Mason the Auditor auditing different fictional academies and workplaces

  • @cat5220
    @cat5220 Рік тому +823

    When he got the measuring tape out I lost it 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jessica11773224
    @jessica11773224 Рік тому +370

    "All right where is this room of requirement, because I require a beer after this inspection?"🤣

    • @duelgundam
      @duelgundam Рік тому +3

      "Sorry, but the Room of Requirement can't create food or water."
      "...Does that include-"
      "Yes, that includes alcohol."
      "F*** me."
      "...If it makes you feel better, we can put any drinks from the Three Broomsticks down at Hogsmeade on our tab?"
      "...you do know that counts as bribery, right?"

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 Рік тому +1

      Lol.

    • @greatauntlizbethg9137
      @greatauntlizbethg9137 Рік тому +3

      I had to scroll to far for this

    • @tricorvus2673
      @tricorvus2673 4 місяці тому +1

      I’d require a fireball but that’s just me

    • @trentlindsey7401
      @trentlindsey7401 4 місяці тому

      I think that's not the best thing to ask for around wizards ​@@tricorvus2673

  • @Rime_Di_Michelangelo
    @Rime_Di_Michelangelo Рік тому +36

    Yall need to wait for this to loop so you can see the ending Basilisk measuring scene right next to the first scene and laugh even harder

  • @englishdragon4198
    @englishdragon4198 Рік тому +8

    Love how Mason just casually waves the dementor back with his clipboard

  • @thisistheaccountname
    @thisistheaccountname Рік тому +564

    And here I was under the impression Hogwarts was the safest place on Earth.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +55

      You clearly weren’t paying attention

    • @lilpink8463
      @lilpink8463 Рік тому +65

      I mean it can be safe as long as no main charecter study there

    • @karolinaj5045
      @karolinaj5045 Рік тому +44

      That's just marketing

    • @Mussie099
      @Mussie099 Рік тому

      clearly it says just how dangerous the wizarding world really is then

    • @arturo435
      @arturo435 Рік тому +44

      That's just what Harry says as a coping mechanism because he'd rather run away from the giant Medusa snake than spend another weekend with aunt Marge

  • @owenhammond1880
    @owenhammond1880 Рік тому +344

    I swear he's probably like "How haven't we not foreclosed this place yet?!"

    • @Aashishkebab
      @Aashishkebab Рік тому +2

      Foreclosure is for property whose loan hasn't been paid.

    • @owenhammond1880
      @owenhammond1880 Рік тому +8

      @@Aashishkebab Would "Shutdown" work better then due to safety Violations?

    • @Aashishkebab
      @Aashishkebab Рік тому +3

      @@owenhammond1880 yes

    • @milesedgeworth3667
      @milesedgeworth3667 Рік тому +2

      One word: Obliviate

    • @BlueHat1
      @BlueHat1 Рік тому

      That's a double negative

  • @420mralucard
    @420mralucard Рік тому +18

    Voldemort's gonna show up to Hogwarts after this and it's gonna be a giant Spirit Halloween.

  • @Mojo_3.14
    @Mojo_3.14 Рік тому +5

    My favorite theory is that Mason has infinite clones/copies and the organization just keeps sending another him until the paperwork is filed. I.E. Mason survives inspection.

  • @Sollace1
    @Sollace1 Рік тому +163

    I mean technically the Dementors were assigned there by the Ministry so you cant hold Hogwarts entirely to blame for that part lol.

    • @samkul1699
      @samkul1699 Рік тому +20

      Also the reason Harry is soul sucked is because he has immense sadness in his life and dementors sense that .

    • @meganofsherwood3665
      @meganofsherwood3665 Рік тому +51

      As I recall, Dumbledore fought very hard against posting Dementors around a middle school/high school, but the government overruled him

    • @jangoryloth9502
      @jangoryloth9502 Рік тому +6

      Yes that is very true but they do know the diffrence between people , i think they Just don't Give a shit

    • @GiantProcrastiNation
      @GiantProcrastiNation 8 місяців тому +5

      ​@@meganofsherwood3665however dumbledore kept them from being posted ON the grounds, they are just patrolling the perimeter. He was pissed when they did enter

    • @lillyliion
      @lillyliion 6 місяців тому

      ​@@samkul1699The Dementors keeping Sucking on Harry because he has Ptsd and a extremely sad life?

  • @abdulazizrex
    @abdulazizrex Рік тому +243

    He pulled out a can of bug spray to combat dozens of GIANT spiders…. Like that’s gonna help!

    • @ronaldolson6553
      @ronaldolson6553 Рік тому +5

      Dunno, it could work like mace against them at least. Might give him a small window to make a break for it, but he'd still have to be incredibly lucky to get out alive.

    • @articusramos808
      @articusramos808 Рік тому +7

      Get a match or lighter. It's work more faster

    • @mandowarrior123
      @mandowarrior123 Рік тому +1

      Bug spray doesn't work great on spiders.

    • @MachineMan-mj4gj
      @MachineMan-mj4gj Рік тому +3

      It's Australian bug spray, specially formulated.

    • @charlebrownga
      @charlebrownga Рік тому

      Nerve gas

  • @skeptic192
    @skeptic192 Рік тому +7

    Second attempt to try to get him to look at Moaning Myrtle

    • @coxmosia1
      @coxmosia1 Рік тому

      And the other ghosts like nearly headless Nick. 😄

  • @sourdrop
    @sourdrop Рік тому +9

    I'm glad that I'm not the only one who was weirded out that Snape used to be a literal wizard N@z!(I know he became a double agent, but still) and noone really said anything like wtf.

    • @tyrannicpuppy
      @tyrannicpuppy Рік тому +2

      Plenty of people said shit. Dumbledore just overruled them every time with: He has my complete trust. Good for you mate, he doesn't have ours.

    • @jorgemargenat2277
      @jorgemargenat2277 Рік тому

      No no no, Snape is not a wizard N@zi, he was a wizard from the SS.

  • @Anonymous_Introvert
    @Anonymous_Introvert Рік тому +10

    Wait, the safety auditor killed the basilisk? Damn talk about keeping people safe

  • @za1du
    @za1du Рік тому +32

    Just wait till you see the students dueling in the halls

  • @CaseyP
    @CaseyP Рік тому +4

    I didn't know I needed more Mason in my life, but now I can't get enough!

  • @LandonStevens
    @LandonStevens Рік тому +6

    I enjoy the paperwork, this is an accurate depiction of a true professional at work 😂

  • @Joogstargd
    @Joogstargd Рік тому +81

    I love these videos, mason is too good at his job haha

  • @SivanandaSaiChilukuri
    @SivanandaSaiChilukuri Рік тому +110

    I think he's gonna keep doing these till one of us says something about the doodle on his notepad.

    • @hannaht1735
      @hannaht1735 Рік тому +7

      I’m glad you noticed and said something 😂

    • @shiro-2486
      @shiro-2486 Рік тому +12

      I was looking for this comment 😂😂

    • @bvanlint731
      @bvanlint731 Рік тому +2

      Now you have done it! 🙄 You do realize that now that you are the one that has commented on said doodle he might stop making these right? /j

    • @marshallgilbert4001
      @marshallgilbert4001 Рік тому +1

      I was looking for this comment

    • @gren8296
      @gren8296 Рік тому +1

      I was looking for this

  • @savingplayer1613
    @savingplayer1613 Рік тому +4

    These will never get old 🤣

  • @Leighv
    @Leighv Рік тому +4

    Just imagine when he learns about the “shooting spell,” (not the “arrow-shooting spell” I mean the plain “shooting spell” that is just a gun bullet), being taught at Hogwarts sometime before year 7.
    (Source: deleted scene from deathly hallows part 1).

    • @johnarbuckle6775
      @johnarbuckle6775 Рік тому

      Bro why you need to learn a shoot spell just buy a gun 💀💀💀

  • @karenfromfinasse8430
    @karenfromfinasse8430 Рік тому +57

    And I’m gonna require Mason to audit my chamber of secrets

  • @abdulazizrex
    @abdulazizrex Рік тому +10

    You should do a safety inspection on Jurassic World?

  • @ilincanichitaru1523
    @ilincanichitaru1523 Рік тому +2

    This has been my favorite short series. You're amazing 💕

  • @Random.I_I
    @Random.I_I Рік тому +9

    So are we gonna talk about that drawing on the top part of the clipboard? 😳

    • @witext
      @witext Рік тому

      Finally, a comment that mentions it lol

  • @123haninhk
    @123haninhk Рік тому +20

    Can’t wait until you inspect Narnia.

  • @solseon
    @solseon Рік тому +124

    At this rate, I don't think you'll be able to do an audit close-out. 😅

  • @NickyWaters
    @NickyWaters Рік тому +3

    omg mason made a comeback

  • @lore_shards
    @lore_shards Рік тому +2

    I'm so happy there are more of these =) keep em coming!

  • @raveboymtc2448
    @raveboymtc2448 Рік тому +20

    Next is Diagon Alley

  • @hehahabababha4864
    @hehahabababha4864 Рік тому +9

    You’re so underrated man, your shit is absolutely hilarious, it makes my day every time you post

  • @zacglover3345
    @zacglover3345 Рік тому +3

    Just wait until he learns about what happened to the defense against the dark arts teachers.

  • @pythonboi5816
    @pythonboi5816 Рік тому +1

    I love how he isn’t really taking notes but is sketching a body on his paper

  • @madison.c.ya.later...
    @madison.c.ya.later... Рік тому +6

    I am loving this whole series!! Keep up the great work man!!

  • @meowiguess903
    @meowiguess903 Рік тому +10

    Mason for headmaster!!!

  • @Shr3k4Life
    @Shr3k4Life Рік тому +6

    The drawing on the clipboard gets me every time... I'm so immature.

  • @Crlarl
    @Crlarl Рік тому +1

    I like that he has a drawing on his clipboard.

  • @MrMickelham
    @MrMickelham Рік тому +9

    Would love to know how big the fines that WorkSafe is sending all these businesses are

  • @isabellascott3443
    @isabellascott3443 Рік тому +4

    Wait you let kids fight dragons? No wonder a child died. How does this school not get sued every year

    • @GeorgeDCowley
      @GeorgeDCowley Рік тому +2

      Maybe that's why almost no one gets to know about the wizarding world.

  • @SephBentos
    @SephBentos 8 місяців тому +1

    Immediately lost it at the opening shot of Mason fleeing for his life 😅

  • @JacksonGamer1
    @JacksonGamer1 10 місяців тому +1

    “One of them was a Death Eater but he’s chill now” XD

  • @slumberotter5411
    @slumberotter5411 Рік тому +6

    Safety officer using shorts while conducting safety audit 😂

  • @Casterspellproductions
    @Casterspellproductions Рік тому +44

    Ok, the school never wanted those dementors on the grounds the ministry demanded it. Slytherin is not full of innately evil kids just the ones who have at least one wizard for a parent which COINCIDENTALLY alligns with death eater and lord Voldemorts mentality. And not being muggle-born is not he only thing that Slytherin looks for in a student, they value ambition, problem solving, resourcefulness and leadership. Many Slytherins have in fact gone on to do incredible things, as a matter of fact legend has it that Merlin himself was a Slytherin.

    • @theythemgae9025
      @theythemgae9025 Рік тому +8

      The lore is strong with this one ^
      Sad they stopped accepting exchange students. Maybe Merlin's badass French ways were too much haha :)

    • @mintz9782
      @mintz9782 Рік тому +6

      What about the first slytherin..? Yk Salazar..? Honestly the house shoulda been gone long ago.

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +10

      @@mintz9782 not to mention that every evil student in the school just happened to be grouped into Slytherin.

    • @thestylemage2092
      @thestylemage2092 Рік тому

      @@Aredel What about the literal rat that got Harry's parents killed?

    • @Aredel
      @Aredel Рік тому +2

      @@thestylemage2092 evil *student*. You may recall that Peter Petigrew wasn’t a student at the time the books take place. And he was tortured and intimidated into serving Voldemort and giving up Harry’s parents. He wasn’t initially evil.

  • @claws.draws1
    @claws.draws1 Рік тому +2

    Not to mention the werewolf teacher- also buckbeak… and like sending students to war? 😅
    And dam like a lot more

  • @PoyntFury
    @PoyntFury Рік тому +1

    THE DRAWING ON THE PAPER IM SCREAMING

  • @Matt_3124
    @Matt_3124 Рік тому +5

    😂 this guy is hilarious

  • @red0421
    @red0421 Рік тому +19

    When's Hogwarts next audit? 😆

  • @SamTimelapseMan
    @SamTimelapseMan Рік тому +1

    Dude these are the best shorts on UA-cam hands down, glad I discovered this channel

  • @NoellyJoelly
    @NoellyJoelly Рік тому +2

    You should have 7 hogwarts video focused around all 7 books. The last one would just me auditing hogwarts again again again again again again 😂

  • @jackiou9525
    @jackiou9525 Рік тому +14

    What was that sketch on the paper.

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma Рік тому +1

      The same sketch as on every other Hogwarts inspection. Nothing new. Nothing to see here!
      Move along! Move along, people!

    • @jackiou9525
      @jackiou9525 Рік тому

      @@JaharNarishmafbi open up.

  • @Allmightyimortal
    @Allmightyimortal Рік тому +3

    To be fair, Dumbledore would agree with you about the dementors. It was big goverment forcing them on the little guy

  • @Vixin24
    @Vixin24 Рік тому +1

    Yesssssss another one! I love these! 😂

  • @LinaSanchez-rz5yb
    @LinaSanchez-rz5yb Рік тому +1

    “What do you mean one of them was a Death Eater but he’s chill now”

  • @Soguwe
    @Soguwe Рік тому +8

    Spiders are arachnids, not bugs
    No wonder they're pissed at Mason, he's putting disrespect on their name and class

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma Рік тому +3

      Is bug an exact synonym to insect?
      I know that spiders are not insects but I though the term bug was wider, closer to arthropods than insects. Centipedes are not insects, like spiders aren't insects, but a lot of people call them bugs.

    • @Soguwe
      @Soguwe Рік тому +2

      @JaharNarishma it's like the word literally
      Originally, literally had a very distinct meaning, different from figuratively
      Now it's basically interchangeable because people can't be bothered to learn the difference
      Like how in German, the case of Genitiv has been partially replaced by a modified Dativ.
      Bugs are supposed to be a specific thing, defined by things like mouthstructure and hardened forewings, but it got out of hand and apparently now refers to everything that's small and has more legs than a dog.
      Which is stupid, but it can't be changed. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma Рік тому

      @@Soguwe Hardened forewings? So all bugs were some kind of beetle with specific mouths?

    • @Soguwe
      @Soguwe Рік тому +2

      @JaharNarishma basically, yeah
      At least as far as I understand it, but I failed at university biology, so I could be wrong about the specifics

    • @JaharNarishma
      @JaharNarishma Рік тому

      @@Soguwe thanks! Both for the info and for the follow up.

  • @wulfen_minis
    @wulfen_minis Рік тому +4

    Mate, you should do erabor, from the hobbit
    (The lonley mountain)

  • @lionrampant31
    @lionrampant31 8 місяців тому +1

    It was the doodle on his notes that got me 😅

  • @charlessandison5740
    @charlessandison5740 Рік тому +2

    I would love to have seen Mason being attacked by a dementor, and it does not affect him. He actually just begins yelling at them

  • @ilyte1
    @ilyte1 Рік тому +8

    The waffle House has found its new host

  • @The_Dogealorian
    @The_Dogealorian Рік тому +4

    The waffle house has found its new host

    • @cokolwiekd8318
      @cokolwiekd8318 Рік тому

      The Waffle House has found it’s new host

  • @benedixtify
    @benedixtify Рік тому +1

    It’s in a long tradition of English children’s literature involving hellish schoolteachers 😁

  • @merserd
    @merserd Рік тому +1

    I’m filing a complaint about Mr Wonka’s Chocolate Factory. So many violations.

  • @chlee7423
    @chlee7423 Рік тому +1

    To be fair, the dementors weren't the Dumbledore's idea in the first place. It was Cornelius Fuc--Fudge.

  • @kaibosong6428
    @kaibosong6428 Рік тому +1

    Imagine him then realising that the room can’t whip up any type of food for him

  • @kiranightshade7254
    @kiranightshade7254 Рік тому +1

    Wait til he finds out the RoR will just build a tunnel to a dodgy bar for anyone who walks in

  • @ikeagang5778
    @ikeagang5778 6 місяців тому

    It's cool how Snape actually was chill in the end

  • @lovekirbysomuch
    @lovekirbysomuch Рік тому +1

    I love those. Keep doing them pleaseee!

  • @MultiKl
    @MultiKl Рік тому +1

    Anyone else notice the perfectly sfw drawing on his clipboard :D 🤣

  • @ahennessy7998
    @ahennessy7998 Рік тому

    The editing is absolutely top notch in these

  • @monicabellu9566
    @monicabellu9566 Рік тому +1

    Honestly, "Death Eater" could be the artistic name for members of a extreme sports show or a motorbike band.

  • @rudranshjoshi8142
    @rudranshjoshi8142 11 місяців тому

    You got me at the "one of them was a death eater by now he's chill"😂😂

  • @doctorwho5012
    @doctorwho5012 Рік тому +2

    don't worry about it bro, he's chill now

  • @cambro6756
    @cambro6756 Рік тому +1

    You should do a HR scene of Hogwarts for the staff please.

  • @folasadeadedapo
    @folasadeadedapo Рік тому +1

    The run at the beginning completely sends me! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @blackhand441
    @blackhand441 Рік тому +1

    Hogwarts : The school that had school shootings before it became popular

  • @purpleXpotion
    @purpleXpotion 7 місяців тому

    Mason swatting at the death eaters with his clipboard..
    “Welp, that’ll cost $100G in fines.. & I’m out!!” 😂

  • @dhoendupgarne9471
    @dhoendupgarne9471 Рік тому +1

    To be fair, the dementors were Fudges idea!😂😂

  • @ussopthepirate
    @ussopthepirate Рік тому

    The fact that he even found Hogwarts is astounding

  • @thinkingbout
    @thinkingbout Рік тому

    I love these! Beginning to measure the dead snake(?) made the sketch so amusing to watch :D

  • @alexlamasclimbs
    @alexlamasclimbs Рік тому

    This has got to be my favorite series on UA-cam

  • @marissabulso6439
    @marissabulso6439 Рік тому +1

    These are too, too funny. 😂😂😂

  • @thegoldensealion9463
    @thegoldensealion9463 8 місяців тому +1

    "I don't even know what deatheaters are"
    "Oh basically wizard nazis"