World of Warships - GneiseNO!
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- Опубліковано 3 лис 2024
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05:40 "That sign can't stop me because I CAN'T READ"
Thats how I submitted it lmao
Was truly a top tier joke.
Fun fact. You don't need to be able to READ to understand signs...
Frozenstein you missed it
its obviously for 2 cruisers and not a single battleship...i know my signs
That was the captain of that North Carolina battleship leaving in the spotter aircraft, sees torpedoes "I'm gtfo crew"
That is what I do every time when I have fucked up.
Yeah I thought the same thing -- Abandon Ship! Now you know why the boy insisted on being a spotter pilot.
I don't blame him tbh, the whole a Cpt goes down with his ship thing. Yeah as a psychopath I can tell you 2 things A the 1 who fights fairly will lose and B self preservation is paramount because if your not alive then you can't affect the world and the universe in your own way. So no better to keep living and making stuff better than to be "honorable" and die for no fucking reason.
"The Gneisenau, the second only battleship behind the Scharnhorst to be armed with torpedoes."
Tirpitz not happy.
But the plane gets shot down...
The only thing more satisfying than torpedoing a DD in a BB is ramming a DD in a BB.
Yes but ramming a BB in a DD AND killing it that way is also very enjoyable :-)
Thats the money shot.
@@floko3604 done it before lol. killed an izumo by ramming him in a mogador.
@@Virgilfinnatell Killed an Izumo by ramming him in the Ostergotland yesterday, after wasting my torps like an idiot :P
@@landochabod7 "Sir! The torpedoes missed the enemy battleship and will take 2 minutes to reload! Our guns can't do any meaningful damage and his secondary guns are tearing us apart! Your orders, Captain?"
"You're wrong Lieutenant, we still have one last torpedo, and this one won't miss."
"Captain?"
"Ramming speed, Lieutenant! Let's cut that bastard in half!"
He was a stereotypical Gneisenau player. He was not however a stereotypically BAD Gneisenau player
Then he wasn't a stereotypical Gneiseneau player. The stereotype is that they do all the things he did BADLY. If you do them well, you're not the stereotype. You're the rare exception.
My friend is one of the "good" Gneisenau players, and I'm a DD main, so I don't know if I'm a "good" or "bad" Gneisenau captian, but probably the latter.
Well, let's be honest. The guns on a gneisenau only start behaving themselves at around the range of 6 kilometers. So at that point, might as well use the torps
Yeah, pretty much. It's like six pellets of buckshot coming out of those mains most of the time. So it kind of forces the stereotype by design. The difference between a good Gneis captain and a poor one is knowing when to commit to the brawl. Which, in my experience, is a very fine and difficult line to draw and often has a decent element of luck involved. I don't consider myself an expert by any means, but for me it's about 50/50 whether I end up carrying a battle or get curb stomped in a crossfire.
HunterLEE2600: *I payed for the whole battleship I’m gonna use the whole battleship*
pay2
/pā/
Learn to pronounce
verbNautical
past tense: payed; past participle: payed
seal (the deck or hull seams of a wooden ship) with pitch or tar to prevent leakage.
@@MyVanir wut
@@godemperortrump6932 the past tense of the pay (money) verb is paid, and a lot of people misuse it
@@MyVanir it’s not that serious lmao
@@lawbringer8936 Is me doing a quick google search and pasting the results implying it was serious?
Jingles& No battleship sign : "GneiseNO!"
HunterLEE2600 : "GneiseYES!"
Y e s
@@HunterLee2600 That is 'Oui'
@@HunterLee2600 Well played sir!!
HunterLee2600 You’re obviously a veggie with how bad you played, idk how you even got featured
@@kinggeorgewows9695 Yet I've been featured twice and youre still watching vegetales after pre-k
Love to see that Jingles is still going strong!!
He is never going to stop, just like the victory!
simon moore :)
I know right gotta love it
You simply cannot stop this madlad
Always has been
I know that you said a Tier 6 clan battle, but I heard a Tier 6 clown battle, and now I'm scared.
Well, it kinda was...
I think it's safe to say that there's one less Clan on the WoW's roster.
You aren't the only one, annnnd bunch of fucking clowns confirmed. Someone points out there's probably one less clan in existence now. Hopefully because at least in the case of this one...those players were permabanned
They were all clowns.
Is this a WOT clan that decided to try Warships? Clown battle confirmed!
I'd say that Hunter did a great job using every tool available to him.
He had main gun kills, torpedo kills, and I think he even had a secondary gun kill in there.
he was just missing a ram kill 😂
Yeap his only missing ramming kill and then have every box checked. Its not use of tools, but tunnel visioning on one target and/or weapon system that gets you killed.
Ah, good call on the "missing" ram kill.
What was that line again? Something like "I am not out of weapons as long as I still have two main engines". Think it was in a book called Attack of the Seawolf.
@@ScottKenny1978 not sure, but i do believe there is a very rare achievement if you can kill ships in 4 different ways
No secondary gun kill unfortunately. That was the Nagato.
Aktually Jingles the Tirpitz was a premium bb that also had torpedos and came out before the sch- J-Jingles...
*Shotgun cocks*
Back to the salt mines, now!
Tirpitz is a coastal artillery, not a battleship.
Артём Шепелев Tirpitz was an admiral, not coastal artillery
@@maxkennedy8075 Sorry to disappoint you, but Tirpitz was actually a pig.
How does jingles have a shotgun he is British
Actually Jingles, the Torpitz was the first with torpedoes...
Jingles?
*Firing Squad Noises*
Triple shifts in the salt mines for you!
*tirpitz
@@flallana18 no, torpitz, cuz it has Torps
KMS Bismarck Drache191200 ah, understandable then
@@tetragon2137
So... a 72 hour shift?
Last time I was this early Jingles was doing Flamus job (ship reviews and commentaries) and Flamu didn’t exist...
I miss the days of Jingles ship reviews and pieces of history along with the ship
Lol, at a glance I read this as "Last time I was this early Jingles was doing Flamu"... Awkwaaaaard :3
Wow, Flamu must be really young
Gotta go where the money is Flamu has basically abandoned YT and only does twitch now he occasionally posts twitch highlights but that's about it.
@@ogscarl3t375 100k following and no good vids
We want commentaries on old and outdated ships but no same Kitakaze and bajie😒😒
"And now for something completely different."
"The Larch."
Number 1, the larch
And now, Number 3. The Larch.
I think we need a "kraken unleashed" screen in similar artistic manner to the results screen from the other day.
With an Akizuki roar?
100% agree
Jingles, this comment right here!
I never knew i needed this until you mentioned it.
@@johnalt4792 Krakizuki!
Thought. World of Warships: Armada. Map is so huge it takes an hour to go from one side to the other. No heals but ships may return to captured points to repair, and to docks to replenish. 24 ships with a full third DD and two carriers. Must keep a ship in each of 7 capture points or lose them. Storms mean no planes, hitting islands causes severe damage, affects ship viability.
I suspect getting someone to stay put in a capture point and do pretty much nothing isn't going to work, since people will want to be doing something. And a full hour to get to the other side of a map? Might take half an hour before an enemy is shot at, and a lot less longer before teamkilling out of boredom happens. As for everything else, everything else seems to be reasonable enough.
Love the idea
Tirpitz: Am I joke to you?
No just lonely.
More like Torpitz.
@sleepy Gryphon I thought the same thing 😂😂 tirpitz was the first BB to have torps, not scharnhorst ;P well at least they're both German i suppose lol
I guess we won’t see you for a while, you’ll be busy in the salt mines
@@jordanmtb3315 naw the salt mines have wifi for the permanent residents
I'm starting to think Jingles spreads misinformation on purpose....Tirpitz was the first German BB introduced to WoWs and she has torps...it's not just the Shiny Horse and the GneisNo.
Tirpitz torps get forgotten like odins
Nerd
ikr? When Tirpitz's launch was epic in terms of for days you get matched with 8+ Tirpitz each side
@@FireTiger-dy8pr explain
well.. Tirpitz is a Bismarck so it doesnt really matter...
For the first battle, what happened is made clear in chat. The enemy fleet deliberately scuttled themselves over something involving a clan boycott. One of the enemy players advised them to just sit and wait.
The Gneisenau's only weakness is that she doesn't have 20 km torps.
I researched past the Geni months ago yet I still find myself playing it every day.
a loading booster would be nice too
god forbid. that would be a terrible idea. 10km would be enough LOL
Translation for wargaming's privacy rule: "We understand that you reported someone for being a total shitbag, but we don't care. They're giving us money, so they still get to play"
I like how on consoles we can actually tell if someone got banned just by keeping an eye on the individuals account, had someone send me a racist message on xbox,( BB Captain that was surprised that sailing in a straight line = Death by torpedoes -_-) afterwards I recieved a message from Xbox that they had taken action against someone I reported(Him), looked at his profile and boom he's been offline since.
@@assassinzakral7023 Yo
I am going to say the N-word
nyet
This is the first time I've seen that "No Battleships" sign and I think it's hilarious.
6:31 as a Scharnhorst Main of 4 years I can confirm this is 99% of what goes on in our brain
It's you and Jeremy "Sometimes my genius is ... it's almost frightening" Clarkson.
The both of them are fantastic.
*Genius.
@@Our_Sole_Pusch Lol, didn't even notice. I had to look up the quote and just used copy-and-paste.
It wouldn't be Jingles without making yet another error lol. He claims Scharnhorst was the first BB to be added to the game with torps and then Gneis was added with its torps shortly after... As soon as he said this my mind went... Tirpitz?... Sure enough, went on the wiki to confirm Tirpitz was added to the game in 2015 with torps and Scharnhorst was added afterwards in 2016.
Sent in a replay recently it was a gneisensow on the same map. what a flurry of emotion.
You dashed my hopes quite expertly Jingles
The thing with the Bismarck camo isn't that it is easily available. The issue is that along with that camo, you got the actual Bismarck ship unlocked and in your port. Which means that a lot of people who had no experience playing German BBs, got a tier 8 German BB they did not know how to play.
to the extinguished fire at 5:15. it actually hightens your detection, so its actually a valid tactic
"You can't keep a good stereotype down" Ah, yes, Jingles a man who has also watched All Dogs go to Heaven.
My First Kraken was in a Gneisenau. I shattered a 3 cruiser and a BB base push with the help of the CV. Blasted the Emerald on approach, torped but didn't sink the BB. Torped an other cruiser and pummeled the Kongisburg with mains and secondaries and finished her off with the resulting fires. I exploded to the BB which was finished off by the CV. Big damn hero in a blaze of glory! I was going to send it to you but the file would not play...
Thank you for sharing two of the most absurd battles I've ever seen! Although I'd say Hunter does more than "make good" on the Gneisenau stereotypes: what he actually ends up doing almost always turns out to be the the right thing, well-executed. But... huge battle under the "no battleships" sign? Hilarious. Especially with his cheeky comment in chat, and his gunsight view of the sign... yeah, he knows about it.
its 4:30 am here in the midwest, still watching every video the minute it comes out:)
Ah just like the legendary hill KV 5 from WoT days of old, the Gneisnau of now have a dream. God bless them.
As they say: Gneisenau or never!
I will save a spot for you in shaft 19. We could use another body...
Saw the title, laughed, and immediately klicked to watch it.
One tiny remark about battleships using torpedos. The only effective use of torpedos by any capital ship in real life was the Royal Navy against Bismarck. HMS Rodney torpedoed Bismarck in May 1941, which was a bit superfluous because Rodney was already knocking great chunks off with her 16" guns at point-blank range. The Home Fleet Commander in Chief messaged the ship's company to that effect: " I think it is the only case of effective use of torpedoes by a capital ship."
"Being within Torpedoe range of BOTH a Yorck on one side and a North Carolina on the otherside."
Ah Jingles Never Change
He meant the Gneisenau could torp from both sides, not that the N. Carolina could torp him.
@@13stalag13 it's called a joke
Do you know what a joke is?
@@hklassehutten1476 *'If you can't take a Joke, you shouldn't play World of Warships"*
*-The Mighty Rear Admiral Jingles*
Jingles. I have the gneisenau and yes the stereotype applies to me in most game. The thirst to torpedo someone is real.
I read the title as genesis NO HAHAHAH hahaha haha ha..yea I’ll see myself out
In a recent battle, a gneisenau torpedoed... of all things a DESTROYER...
In the immortal words of Jingles: How do you fuck that up?
I literally just came to check if you’d uploaded
same here :)
Wait, didn't Jingles call the Bismarc the "Lowe of the seas" back in the days? That'd explain something wouldn't it? ;)
Wargaming can stop friendly kills instantly. On legends they have no friendly damage, problem solved. This isn't the first time I have shakin my head and asked why, when it comes to wargaming's decisions.
But then where would we get our memes?!
That is why I play Legends, the toxic pricks have been rendered impotent at a single keystroke.
WoWs Blitz is the same, so instead we have BBs pushing DDs out of their smoke in front of the entire enemy team
Yeah and then every DD troll in the game will launch his torps in his team instead of the other side. I rather keep the team damage and pinkies then enable trolls even more.
That would make Kitakami OP AF
I don't think this guy fits the stereo typical Gneissenau captian behavior. He just did a good job with all hte tools he had to work with: torps, main guns, and secondaries. As for being out of position, well, that's only because he cleaned up his side of the map. :)
“Stay safe, I”ll catch you next time. Goodbyesenau.”
How perfect, 20 minutes ago i was just playing the Gneis and i was recommending the Mighty Jingles to my friend during that battle, now he uploads a video on that ship. Perfect timing!
I've recently come to understand the stereotype. Been playing the Gneisenau for a month now, and the Odin for a week. They are both severely underpowered, and need the torps to supplement their damage output. I don't like playing a BB as a cruiser, but you kind of have to.
ACKshully, Jingles, area-denial via torp-equipped battle-cruisers & battleships is a useful tactic. The "I WILL TORP ALL THE THINGS" is the downside of such vessels, and mindset, as you point out.
that kagero had a nani/ oh shit moment when the genuis pulled up on him.
Jingles: the Genuisnau must not use its torp's if it wishes to do well.
HunterLee2600: Observe
also sad Sahrnhorst noises: Odin Gneuisnau didn't take me with them.
That destroyer captain should never be allowed to play destroyers again.
"The Gneisenau, the second only battleship behind the Scharnhorst to be armed with torpedoes."
Tirpitz not happy.
I have to agree as gneise is one of my most played ship, and i am rolling with an obvious full-sec build
The "drive closer, i want to hit them with my sword" warhammer meme feels 100% true in gneise
When a sleeper captain got the signal
So, are we just going to ignore the fact, he likely passed through capture point C and flipped it back, given it's colour change back to blue, and the positions we see him in before and after.
4:35 Jingles, the Tirpitz was introduced as a German premium BB with torps long before any other German BB was ever put into the game... Jingles?
IT's a perfectly cromulent ship, Jingles. Just can't hit Paris from the outskirts of Paris is all
There is no greater same as a DD driver than eating a BB torpedo. I've done many dumb things in this game, but that will always be the maximum, "What am I doing with my life?" feeling.
and as always, Jingles never change.. "the Gneisenau was the 2nd ship introduced after the Scharnhorst to have torpedoes into the game".. yet he forgets Tirpitz precluded the entire German line, was the 1st premium BB in the game, and it has torps. Tirpitz September 2015, Scharnhorst Mid August 2016, Gneisenau end of August 2016
That first Battle though... I think there were...if there's any justice...some permabans given away
If there's a lack of available targets, I'll fire torps into angry looking smokescreens. Sometimes I catch the occasional destroyer.
(aka Morbo) You are mean, Jingles. Hunter did a spßlendid job, give him a break.
Your commentary really makes these worth watching lol!
I just got back into this game haha; I was going down the Minotaur line, but they added the heavy cruisers and I'm like...Yes. So I'm on the Surrey which I am liking.
"Gneisenau was the second BB with torpedoes after the Scharnhorst"
Aaaackschually Jingles, the Tirpitz was the first torpedo BB in the game.
I'm convinced Jingles does this on purpose to bait us into commenting.
we saw another battleship stereotype in this battle, a fuso sailing perfectly broadside to everyone, i dont know why, but where i see a fuso, i shortly see it giving me and everyone else the best possible target
Jingles, please. Leave the puns to the professional punishers.
You know that gneisenaus need to get within 10km to hit more than one shell and to 5km to maybe get three out of 6 shells on target. Besides, the Torps are the most reliable way to to seal damage at close range
11:10 "I don't think launching your fighter's going to do much good" -- no, that was the North Carolina's spotter plane pilot saying "screw you guys, I'm getting off this death trap!"
John Cleese's quote. This is why I love Jingles.
@The One Who Laughs 3:00
Torpedoing a battleship < torpedoing a cruiser < torpedoing a destroyer < torpedoing an aircraft
Its always funny watching an enemy so bad that they let an obvious crayon eater have a good game
Why cant this ship be this good in legends
The sign no Battleships should not be there! No BB captain in his right mind will go through the middle!
To be fair to every Gneisenau an Tirpitz player: It is immensely fun to play that way, it is highly rewarding if it works, and it works if your team isn't camping at 50km away spamming HE, which, sadly, is the current Meta.
Good thing they buffed the German BB dispersion. Well, they said they did...
This is what sort of killed it for me. I loved playing German BBs and getting into brawls. But when you're a BB player who is basically functioning as a DD Leader, then you just get focused down in 2 minutes flat. A high damage 2 minutes, compared to your teammates......but when you're out of battles as much as you're in, the fun factor dies.
And the Gneis Captains ALL went for the ODIN.. Let the torpfest begin
As someone who gained the scout medal in WOT with an artillery... Come on Gneis captains, you aren't trying.
The Bismarck skin with the gold turrets you have to complete the hunt for the Bismarck collection to get the skins the other makes the ship look all tore up from combat.
Yellow Turret scheme is from the Bismarck collection :P
That gneisenau player achieved what is every bb player's wet dream, topedoing a dd in a bb
While always a wonderful feeling, crushing them beneath my hull is always more satisfying.
@@btchbgd8786 we can surely agree on that
I had a glorious one. I sent torps blindly thru a gap between two islands. Just before they got there TWO destroyers (one from either direction) came into the gap. They could of easily avoided my torps, but in their maneuvers to avoid they ran into each other and there fore they both were at a standstill when My torps slammed into both of them and detonated, was very satisfying.
Its called the Torpitz for a reason you know.
Hey! I resemble those remarks about Gneisenau Captains!
first thing i ever hit with a torp was with a Geneiseno and it was a destroyer in a smoke screen, i still remember the sweet taste.
The first 3 minutes is probably why on console friendly fire can best be summarized as the mark 14 mod 0 torpedo
GneiseNo? More like the SheiseNo
Torps
jingles the tirpitz as well as the scharnhorst has torpedoes before the gneisenau was introduced, alright now double shift in the mines alright put thy shotgun away
4:29 Uh.. Jingles, the Tirpitz has torps as we... All right Gnome Overlord, put down that shotgun, I'll go back to the salt mines.
0:425 Tirpitz; "Am I A joke to you?"
Jingles: Gneisenau is a fast ish battleship
Me: it's the fastest battleship on lower tiers, how could yo.................Guys where is my mining equipment
that no battleship sign needs to be bigger
The stereotype is that yellow turretted Bismarks are window licking good. Ba-dum tiss.
If you get the Gneisenhower going downhill you can touch your rudder and still maintain top speed.
1. Team Killing in CB. Its a form of CV Boycott in competitive modes.
2. WG can put any sign they want on a map but last I checked no Dev is ranked among the top players on any server. Going up the 9-10 lines on North and Northern Lights is a perfectly viable strategy for getting flanking shots on the enemy. Lesson learned from friends in 07 and 007 clans on the NA server. Its not a case of when to do it, its a case of you MUST do it. The red team is going to and if you don't at least contest the ships they are sending then THEY will have the flanking shots.
I captained the Gneisenau during the last season of tier seven ranked and only used my torpedoes once, during a turn I saw an enemy lyon moving in a strait line between two islands so while I moved into the islands briefly for my turn I torped him and sailed away to fight something else
Jingles the tirpitz was the first ship introduced with torpedoes after that was the scharn then the gneisenau
GneiseYES!
Enemy team: GneiseNO.
The ultimate Gnei/Scharn/Tirp glory is to tread the needle and torp two targets, killing both and getting a double strike. I only did it once in my Gnei and it was glorious. If the meta wasn't long range HE spam, this kind of play style would be more appreciated.
I bout spit out my coffee when those German Secondary's didn't open up at beyond 7 km. *grin*
Yeah, im only at 12pts rn on my captain, training up a secondary build for bisko on my gnei and scharnie
The Gneise is not a battleship, its an oversized Destroyer with an attitude.
If you've not seen this, it's definitely worth a watch after you enjoy this video.
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