THIS JESTER DOES NOT AMUSE KING TOONZ! | TABS: Totally Accurate Battle Simulator (w/ H2O Delirious)
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Outro Song: "Watching Cartoons" - Jay Allen
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22:40
Cartoonz: HELP!!!
Haftling: Help!
SantaBoy 22:43
Hahahahahahaha
i heard it
😂
Vlad the Impaler actually existed (his mustachio was like that as well XD), Vlad was the voivode of Wallachia, a crazy noble man that impaled his soldiers for sleeping in late night shifts to scare away the enemies that might try to take his giant castle and to make sure no soldiers would sleep in the night watch again, since he was a noble, he didn't had to sleep at night, so he slept during day to keep the guards on their toes at all times. He was the inspiration for Dracula and basically for the whole modern Vampire mythos!
@@ainzooalgownoverlord8913 yup they also tied a stick to their back so it wouldnt move the spin so they can survive the whole time
His last name is Dracula and yeah he inspired Dracula which then went into all the other vampires
his last name isn't dracula what are you talking about
He also impaled enemy soldiers as well no?
20:57 I rolled out of my F'ing chair from laughter 😂😂😂
18:30 samurai: “damn im taking a beating im bout to get tf on out of here”
16:02 "That's the cleanest thrower I ever see"...ax passes through it as if nothing
Technically it is the "cleanest" because there is not blood XD
1:50
"And when the King was looking down, the Jester stole his sorry Crown."
Immediately thought of that song there.
What song?
What song
That song
21:02
My mans were thirsty for Artemis
😂😂😂😂
4:20 Jester doing the Michael Jackson pose: "I've been hitted by, i've been cutted by, a long katana
Tabs is probably the best game Cartoonz has ever played, other than For Honor (which is my favorite game)
I loved his Uncharted playthrough too, and R6S will always be a classic.
Siege, For Honour & this are probably my favourite games
And Mortal Kombat
Jordan Thompson I also liked WWE, UFC and Batman Telltale Series he uploaded
Jordan Thompson
Facts
Delirious: Vlad is Dracula's worse enemy.
Me: But Bram Stoker based Dracula on Vlad the impaler.
Delirious meant that wooden spikes used in medieval times as gates and traps etc are basically massive stakes.
My guy knows his history
Everyone is well aware of what he meant
Big brain
nerd
Delirious entertain Cartoonz....
*Fan fiction Screaming on the background*
Noice
I hope im thinking on your level cause mine is not tue straight kind 😅😅😅
FBI - Federal Bureau of Investigation 20:59 he was gonna die anyway, a halfling might as well die getting that nonconsensual goddess cooch.
Goddess cooch that got me
why I keep seeing you in every vid I watch
time to use my month's worth of savings on merch, HURRAY
Hey save some for me
Buy ne sombe and ill pay you back
@@redcrewmate927 aey gat grammar
@@immortal_nae_nae WAAAGH Yu gotz sume yap on ya let me gitz me boyz n ill stomp ya yee git me? WAAAAGH
100th like
Cartoonz: Suckle on me!
5 seconds later Halfling mounts
Then body slams
21:03 I dunno y but that just killed me lmao😂🤣
ikr
Yooo cartoonz just wanted to say that I love you content and to keep doing what you’re doing
Hey just to note lmao. When the jester assassin killed the king. That was a literal remake of what really went down in medieval times 😂😂 was so dope. An accurate as hell
That's why it's called "Totally Accurate battle simulator" :D
I'm taking out all the money I put on the bank and I'm wasting it all on your merch
Scratch that
It's not wasting
It's putting it to good use
A noble cause.
An honorable man. Who would give it all
HUZZAH!A MAN OF CULTURE
Charity of your self
Kadien
That scream though XD 11:15
5:48 real OG’s know that intro
back around south park, no comrade back around H1Z1! lol
5:43 Delirious: Vlad's also Dracula's enemy
[Facepalms] It's a good thing I find his lack of knowledge cute. Like, he reminds me of my younger siblings (they're small kids) xD
Side not for those that don't get it: Vlad the Impaler is basically Dracula. The idea of how Vlad used to drink blood (something about thinking it made him immortal? I don't remember too well) was what gave the person that wrote the 'Dracula' book their idea of vampires.
I noticed to.
He meant it as in vlad has a giant wooden spear and wooden spears kill vampires
Correction Vlad IS Dracula not Draculas enemy
Historical inconsistencies are part of CaRtOoNz's and Delirious' charm.
Ligma balls
Then he was quite right , since being a vampire isn't going to make you very popular... At least not in his time :P
@@Heavypunch23 chokonma
@@TheEclipse1989 true true
Ullr is actually a Norse god, the son of the wife of Thor with an unknown father
Sadly, not much is known about him.
I had no idea.
So he’s the stepson to Thor I’ve been saying that
AULLLER
Are you sure he's a god or could he be a demigod? Because that can greatly impact the candidates for his father
1:29 ngl that dodge was epic
28:14 I love that you put delirious in the outro, that's sick mate.
21:02 and that is how Artemis loss her chastity/virginity
Wtf 😂
"I am Vlad. The Scourge of Lorchia."
"Where are you from?"
"...Detroit"
Yes, I am quoting something.
Vlad the Impaler was actually the inspiration for Dracula.
Vlads full name is vlad III Dracula he is Dracula
No shit Sherlock
Szuia he’s pointing it out because H20 said that Vlad was Dracula’s worst enemy
..........
The queen of england is related to vlad
Making he son the heir
Delirious said that Vlad is Dracula's worst nightmare, but Vlad is actually Dracula. Vlad the impaler was known for drinking the blood of those he killed, but he also impaled people with spears.
Personally id like to see what happens when you control the mace spinners with cheerleaders to make that tornado happen! Love the series, yall!
And This is the Time when *ARTEMIS* became pregnant and virgin no more 20:56
And his name was John Cena
Dun da dun duuuuun
I couldn’t breath I was laughing so hard
He took worship too far
One year later
Here's a challenge:
The trio (the jester, taekwondo and teacher) vs other units, see who wins. It'll be interesting.
6:34 The most epic Vlad moment in T. A. B. S history.
Title: THIS JESTER DOES NOT AMUSE KING TOONZ!
Video: *Jester Kills king brutally*
The King was not amused being beaten and dying.
ikr
27:35 "Extreme Difficulty A.I"
Jester: my king! I can do many acrobatic feats. What would you like me to do?
King: Go commit thigh kick.
18:47 Don't go chasing waterfalls, please stick to the rivers and the lakes that you're used to.💞
1:06 found footage of cartoonz making Squire x Jester fanfic *your welcome cartoonz and i hope you enjoyed this comment xd*
I love watching you two fight each other
A Valkyrie vs Valkyrie battle with people controlling would be pretty dope!!!
Cartoons: I keep nothing from my subscribers
Subscribers: hahaha watch this...
What does h2O look like
Delirious matured and gained Bites za dusto . Cartoonz can't reveal his identity.
Cartoonz: shows a water bottle
21:02 😂😂😂funniest shit I’ve ever seen
9:59 Thanks Toonz! I did say at Delirous' channel to do that. You two did NOT dissapoint. Props, man!
Watching him and Delirious play TABS is one of the best things ever tbh. BUT, King Toonz has both of his eyes in the thumbnail! 👀
The jester takes his eye later
Toonz flying off the edge was 'chef''s kiss'
"king joffery" I died laughing 😂
NotaSmartNugget Geoffrey
That bit with Artemis came outta NOWHERE! Hahahaha!!!
7:05 friendship cartoonz.. friendship that's why :')
The transition from 20:54 to 21:02 Oh my God, I can't breath... 😂😂😂
This is awesome!!!!! Great content!!!! I love Vlad! Keep up the great work Toonz!
Bot
I laughed so hard at Delirious' video and now I get to continue laughing here! Yay!!!
Cartoonz: *We are not amused*
Those Halflings killed that Shogun like how bees kill yellow jackets. Sight to behold.
When you are using the soldier that flies, fly it over the edge and the enemy army will go over the edge. Id love to see Delirious's expression lol
I swear these TABS videos are better than Game of Thrones series
I genuinely feel stupid. I was like "N M 8 D? What is that? Not mated? Numerated? What?"
🤦 "Animated"
not just you. took a little bit to click with me as well
Ohk
Same bro
What does that m-OOOOOOOOOOHHHHHH I GET IT
MissAtlas96 omg I was like that too
17:40 anyone else seen that pencil fly
20:53- 21:21
WAIT
then, the MOST UNHOLY OF FANFICTION HAPPENS...
UNHOLY P###
that part had me in tears from laughing XD
Radi Rumenuv 20:59 he was gonna die anyway, a halfling might as well die getting that nonconsensual goddess cooch.
Who was that character with to bows?
@@michaeltan2569 artemis
1 word R.A.P.E
5:46 *WOOOW*
Fair play CaRtOoNz
13:24 is visual representation of literally kicking someone into next week.
“This jester does not amaze king toonz!” Also the jester: *Kills him*
I actually use Cartoonz beard oil I love it, that being said that shit was hilarious with Vlads mustache lol
Cartoonz: you miss him with a swing, you hit him with a ding.
Me: hit that notification bell so you can be hit with a ding.🛎
21:10 munites the most funniest seen
I just realized how long I’ve been subscribed to you and it’s been like 3 or 4 years now and your videos are still my favorite to watch on UA-cam
2:09 Oof, I can feel the pain.....
The funniest part of the video was when the girl beside me asked "Is that Fortnite?"
Cartoonz are Red
Delirious are Blue
Jester's like to kill! But it's not in their mood.
Alright im not saying this is bad im just saying there needs to be a few changes
Rhyme
20:55 LMAOOOO THE HALFLING NEVER HAD SEX BEFORE HE WENT ALL THE WAYYYYY LMAOOOO
YES FINALLY I CAN USE MY ALLOWANCE TO BUY MERCH YAY
5:18: Tree Giant: Hehehe, Ooh ah ah, oh my back! XD
Before I watch I wanna say thx for uploading tabs
I love it
20:51 this halfling savage he headbutted her and body slammed her twice and kept fighting
@@deathlordicelord8402 theres no way we said the same thing
Jester doge the king's sword like the matrix
1:20: Woah! What?! What kind of freaky!?- XD
Samurai vs Ullr, also stoner versus firework archer 12 spaces away form each other on the blank map
At 21:02 i lost and wheeze so hard i couldn't breathe for 30 secs
copping the new merch anyone else
Me
My ribs hurt from laughing so hard at 22:30-22:52, LOL!
Did you know that Vlad was The King of Romania in The 14 century
You sound like my history teacher lool
Delirios: she's a fallen angel
Me: no she's a FALLING angel
It's pronounced ool and hes the Norse god of the hunt, glory, and masculine beauty
patrick maloney Ullr is the stepson to Thor
5:48 damn that’s a throwback
I AM HERE CARTOONZ
8:00 is how colored pencils were made
Society was advanced since that moment
Hey, I'm early, that's new. Never been early in my life, not even at school.
21:01 When the thirst gets you going........there is no turning back....
22:11 And I oop.
Don't worry about vlad. As soon he dies, he's resurrected as lord dracula, along with his army of monsters.
New merch well I gotta spend a new paycheck
LILWorm 313 you mean merch right
Pantherboss001 yea
These videos actually make me happy, genuine laughs, thank you
When your within minutes of the upload
The part where the halfling mounts artemis is hilarious!
HAHAHA😂👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍✌️
I took a drink of my soda and this made me spit it everywere 08:09
12 seconds holy damn i'm early
My god
who knew that 15 years later we would still be watching red versus blue lol
18th love u so much toonzie
21:01 At this moment Cartoonz knew he fuc*ed up. The halfling decided to beat his ass without consent.
If you can control a bard to defeat five squires, I will eat my flex tape.
"Cuz I'm animated..." that takes me waaaaay back.