No beat missed- I appreciate all the work you do in creating these masterpieces. How blessed are we to see Two Idiot Girls thriving and vibing with us, for us, and creating communities we can identify with and celebrate! Grateful 🌹
hearing drews roasting endeavors is always so fun. like caleb said it’s only one part of her genius yet it inspires me so much bc it shows that she’s just so quick witted and i gotta be like that
Dads getting mad at the silliest things is so real. My dad requires only trash smaller than a napkin in the trash under the sink and the larger items in the bigger trash so I like to mess with him and put plate sized trash in the little trash all for him to ask “who put this plate in this trash!?” I never admit it cuz it’s so funny. Guys I’m in my 30’s 😂😂😂
i was shocked that so many ppl were shocked that Chappell came on the pod i was like 'u literally mentioned that yall are friends and that she was probably gonna come on the pod' LMFAOOOOO the ppl on tiktok are not caught up on the lore lol
the name of the episode had me like 👀 who saw me poop my pants on a hike last week after a whole milk latte and on my period 😅😅😅 literally had to walk a half mile to the car but got LOST and it ended up being a whole mile! 😂😂😂
Drew is so hilarious! The way I laughed out loud so many times, hahaha! Not the tectonic plates shifting 30:00 😅 Also 'reclaiming D1' at the Barbie Premier 39:12 😂😂😂 I can't! So funny!
Watching the twitter beef unfold in real time, was the closest I'll get to reliving Game of Thrones. Drew looked like Cersei blowing up the sept with a smirk on her face. Loved that for her.
y’all have convinced me to watch the summer i turned pretty 😭😭i literally binged watched s1 and now onto s2 😭😭idk if i should thank u or send u an invoice for mental distress 😂
Drew I followed most of the Twitter stuff and I was like digging deep in my inner “drew laugh” laughing at all the clap backs. READ DOWN! I kept laughing too because all they say was “fat” I posted a meme of Dexter’s Lab where Dee Dee teases Dexter by saying “that’s all you can say” it’s so sad they can’t even think of a good comeback.
My dad being 6’7 (I literally measured when I was a kid) and he’ll always tell people shorter than that and also never makes a big deal out of his height. Actual tall people dgaf
Hey chat, not too much on cigarette smokers, we deserve love and respect too. Everyone can GARDEN, or trip on shrooms without judgement, but I can’t smoke a cigarette? We all have our vices team. IJS. Sincerely, a devout citizen and warrior of House Afualo 🙏🏽
I got recommended some shit ass podcast over the pearl incident. They called Drew mean for attacking men for being bald. they admitted her man looks good. honestly they hit all the benchmarks drew usually says they talk about one after the other. so embarrassing for them.
I think i saw the same one i didnt even finish it cuz damn those are some bad takes, i didnt get it recommended to me but i wanted to know what happened on twitter between pearl and drew and that was the first video youtube gave me
they’re nice, but i feel like they have a sort of bite to them. idk how to explain it there’s just a frequency that sounds a lil aggressive. i literally am clueless as to how microphones work but maybe there’s a setting you can adjust?? 🤷🏼♀️
DUDE!!!! Men apologizing to your man AND NOT YOU after being an impetulant child about you saying no is so so infuriating. Like you’re right, I am property… only unclaimable to you because another human (man) has already called dibs.
I had to pause the pod JUST so I could figure out who pearl was… saw her video with Candice Owen’s and immediately knew everything I needed to know.. 🤢
also my dad is 6'9" and 280lbs and he looks absolutely fucking ridiculous. i am 6'3" and 250lbs and a saleswoman at aritzia talked to me last week. tall people are optical illusions!!!! (i love you tall women you are the most beautiful queens on this fucking planet)
I have a friend who’s 6’7 and he was 225 (allegedly) and he was skinny but not like scary looking skinny so maybe 260 is believable? Idk maybe believable for someone out there but that man was definitely lying hahahahaha
yes i’m dead serious btw. also im nonbinary and have long hair and nails and i love seeing older men stare at me in public cause i know they’re jealous of my height and it angers them that i “waste” it by not conforming to masculinity
Ah yes, let me get caffeinated and watch my presidents.
Vote for Kamila ❤
Deison not following the beef and then saying “oh sorry I’m being nice” is everything to me. What a sweetie
“Your hairline starts in the folds of your neck” DREW😂🫢 you really ate him up with that
Pearl looks like that melting, squished doll on the couch on the weed commercials from back in the day lol
AHHAHHHHHAAAHHHAAA
@@EyesByBec or the ghost monster with stringy hair from scary stories to tell in the dark lol she’s so unfortunate looking
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Drew has me itching to get back on twitter just to watch her cook
I had a grand ole time for like 2 hours reading all those tweets and replies
i even joined in on the fights it’s sooo fun with her on twitter
Who’s complaining 🤨 be grateful 🫵🏼
No beat missed- I appreciate all the work you do in creating these masterpieces. How blessed are we to see Two Idiot Girls thriving and vibing
with us, for us, and creating communities we can identify with and celebrate! Grateful 🌹
hearing drews roasting endeavors is always so fun. like caleb said it’s only one part of her genius yet it inspires me so much bc it shows that she’s just so quick witted and i gotta be like that
My best friends Fiancé is 6’1 (real we checked 😂) but he tells every man he meets that he’s 5’10 to haunt them and we love him for it
I LOOOOOVE telling men I’m 5’5, I’m 5’7. I’m not even that tall but boy howdy does it get the little guys worked up.
My husband is 6’4 and I literally have men back up against him so I can giggle at how short they are.
My hubby's 6'6 and we do the same. I tell people he's 5'11
Dads getting mad at the silliest things is so real. My dad requires only trash smaller than a napkin in the trash under the sink and the larger items in the bigger trash so I like to mess with him and put plate sized trash in the little trash all for him to ask “who put this plate in this trash!?” I never admit it cuz it’s so funny. Guys I’m in my 30’s 😂😂😂
DEISON SAYING "I could think of one" 😅 I already knew
Love the new mic’s, can hear the tea the way it was meant to be heard 🫡
i was shocked that so many ppl were shocked that Chappell came on the pod i was like 'u literally mentioned that yall are friends and that she was probably gonna come on the pod' LMFAOOOOO the ppl on tiktok are not caught up on the lore lol
@28:58 my favorite response to men who look like that is "there's no way you have all that forehead and can't mind your own fucking business" lmao
Randomly woke up early today, now it’s clear why… the girls have shook my energy once again
It’s my birthday today and this just made it 10x better
happy birthday! 🫶🏼
Happy birthday!!
Happy birthday !!!
Happy birthday!! 🎉
happy birthday Josie! 🥳
The note story had me CACKLING lmaoooooooooooo like why they bust out the cameras 🤣🤣🤣
New mics are great, can hear you way better. As for miss pearly DRAG HERRRRR! See you guys in Denver!!
the name of the episode had me like 👀 who saw me poop my pants on a hike last week after a whole milk latte and on my period 😅😅😅 literally had to walk a half mile to the car but got LOST and it ended up being a whole mile! 😂😂😂
I know the oil you’re talking about!! And I love that shiiiiiz!! Makes you just look so golden! Love you both! ❤
Love that drew remembers all of her rebuttles in this play by play 😂💯
life has been beating me up recently but luckily you both were able to cheer me up and put a smile on my face. This is why I love you guys so much
Drew is so hilarious! The way I laughed out loud so many times, hahaha! Not the tectonic plates shifting 30:00 😅 Also 'reclaiming D1' at the Barbie Premier 39:12 😂😂😂 I can't! So funny!
I just read the entire pearl tantrum on Reddit and was dying 😂 she wants to be liked so bad
The new mics are slaying and so is your hair drew it’s looking nice and shiny!
After every clap back Drew mentioned on this episode I had to pause and call my husband to tell him because we were cracking 😂
The way I would love to go out with Drew and her friend group because I would be SAFE. She’s iconic.
Thisss. She should host girls nights out in cities. We would loveeeee it
I literally told my therapist the first five minutes of my therapy session is zoomies inspired by this pod
Deison looks so PRETTY in this video! These were hilarious 10/10
i got "fat, ugly, bad markings" immediately cause i watch that episode at LEAST twice a month lmaoooo
i'm just over here forever thinking ab that video of Deison w the 'dyke' shirt💖
sound quality is great!!!
Watching the twitter beef unfold in real time, was the closest I'll get to reliving Game of Thrones. Drew looked like Cersei blowing up the sept with a smirk on her face. Loved that for her.
Always the best watching your content ladies ❤😂😂
Yall just saved my Tuesday
I literally went to twitter to follow along with reading your funny tweets hehehe
Miss Pearly Ain't Sh*t 😂 get her Drew don't let her get up 😂😂
just started listening to this podcast and i love how it reminds me that no bond in this world is stronger than a sister bond
There’s no waaaaay you can comfortably wear canvas shoes without socks 😂
Right? Sandpaper toe vibes and it scares me thinking about it
Drew is my spirit animal when people are disrespectful lol 😂😂❤🫶🏽
Todays my birthday, and I love that I got to wake up and turn on the new episode of the pod 🫡
Happy birthday 🎉
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, MORGAN! have a beautiful day, because you fuckin' deserve it
@@happyashley4085 thank you! 🥰
@@disc0barbie thank you, that’s so sweet! 😭
Pearl reminds me of a dumb CPR with a personality of a NPC from sims and crossover of GTA npc
10/10 love the sound and video quality!!! I would never complain about it tho, I’m only here to say positive things 💛
open youtube and saw a new episode and IMMEDIATELY clicked. also new mics sound great ♡ ⊹ ‧₊˚ . ⊹ .☆.
I def need to follow you on twitter now haha can’t wait to see you guys in AZ! Alofa atu!
Gross dude: "I"m proud of my journey!"
Drew: "Are you? Doesn't sound like it"
I'm on the floor
Pearl reminds me of Sid from Ice Age. They have the same eyes.
y’all have convinced me to watch the summer i turned pretty 😭😭i literally binged watched s1 and now onto s2 😭😭idk if i should thank u or send u an invoice for mental distress 😂
Drew truly is my queen. I aspire to have her level of bad ass energy.
The book signing at the Grove is the best news!!
I like the mics, they sound veeeery clear, very close 🫶🏼
Yes the Lana Del Rey song is young and beautiful hahhaa
😂😂😂😭😭😭
I was also asked to skip a grade, and I’m mad that my mom decided to not do it 😂
“The little helmets they wear.” 😭
Drew I followed most of the Twitter stuff and I was like digging deep in my inner “drew laugh” laughing at all the clap backs. READ DOWN! I kept laughing too because all they say was “fat” I posted a meme of Dexter’s Lab where Dee Dee teases Dexter by saying “that’s all you can say” it’s so sad they can’t even think of a good comeback.
ACTUALLY DREW I GOT THE FREAKY FRIDAY REFERENCE CORRECT
“What about 6’4?!” Monologue lmaoooooo
“And my dad was super pissed” I died 😂
New mics sound great! I don’t have to turn my stereo volume all the way up lol
Queen Drew 👏. No is a full scentence and they dont deserve our kindness ❤
Partying in DC is next level
I do the oooohhhhh with yall every time
I know yall are talking about the Monoï Tiki Tahiti 😂😂 the best thing to come out of the Cook Islands… besides myself obviously
My dad being 6’7 (I literally measured when I was a kid) and he’ll always tell people shorter than that and also never makes a big deal out of his height. Actual tall people dgaf
Hey chat, not too much on cigarette smokers, we deserve love and respect too. Everyone can GARDEN, or trip on shrooms without judgement, but I can’t smoke a cigarette? We all have our vices team. IJS. Sincerely, a devout citizen and warrior of House Afualo 🙏🏽
*Also the new mics sound GREAT!!!!
my QUEENS
THE KANGOL. Clocked my dad fr
MONOI TIKI TAHITI oil girlies ❤
drew please run for president pleeeeease
11:35 bless u deis
This chick would like to audition to be on your practice team please. 😂😂😂
these girls are my inspiration
Bro, deison looks so slim fit go offfffffffff ❤❤❤❤❤❤
do they look like they could be in the WNBA?
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yes no
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deison is probably deison is not attracted to them. attracted to them.
I got recommended some shit ass podcast over the pearl incident. They called Drew mean for attacking men for being bald. they admitted her man looks good. honestly they hit all the benchmarks drew usually says they talk about one after the other. so embarrassing for them.
I think i saw the same one i didnt even finish it cuz damn those are some bad takes, i didnt get it recommended to me but i wanted to know what happened on twitter between pearl and drew and that was the first video youtube gave me
@@SneakyCatAgent fuckers using her name for clout.
And she ate with the 25,000 🤪
they’re nice, but i feel like they have a sort of bite to them. idk how to explain it there’s just a frequency that sounds a lil aggressive. i literally am clueless as to how microphones work but maybe there’s a setting you can adjust?? 🤷🏼♀️
I’m sorry but “I spread hate because I hate you” eeeeeeeeats
I am always worried to watch these during breakfast because the titles are always so gross lmfaooooo
am i the only one who hasn’t heard the Point Blank Pizza Slap in DC story??? if so where’s it at
DUDE!!!! Men apologizing to your man AND NOT YOU after being an impetulant child about you saying no is so so infuriating. Like you’re right, I am property… only unclaimable to you because another human (man) has already called dibs.
I hope that helps 😂😂😂😂
TIL Drew doesn't think she's a celebrity, which I would consider her to be
YUH
Are those curtains from target I need to know for validation purposes
I had to pause the pod JUST so I could figure out who pearl was… saw her video with Candice Owen’s and immediately knew everything I needed to know.. 🤢
As a gay woman most of my girl friends are gay and I only have fat crushes on SOME of them!!!
My aunt was intentionally talking shit on another family member and I had to stop her. Like wtf are we talking about rn /gn
also my dad is 6'9" and 280lbs and he looks absolutely fucking ridiculous. i am 6'3" and 250lbs and a saleswoman at aritzia talked to me last week. tall people are optical illusions!!!! (i love you tall women you are the most beautiful queens on this fucking planet)
to be fair i only kept talking to him for another like 2 weeks
I HATE THAT I KNOW AB THAT BEACH MAN VIDEO 😭
its the “my daughter killed herself 2 weeks ago” for me
I like to put an oil cleanser and dermaplane
Okay listen I’m the only Kiarra most people I’ve met know, I do not claim this Kiarra’s story😭😭
34:38 I think they just google drew and it’s one of the first few pics to show up w Billy in it- next to the hottest pictures of drew everrrr
How about eight inches and thick is one of my favorite vids of all time
dads have little to no decorum thats why they freak
I have a friend who’s 6’7 and he was 225 (allegedly) and he was skinny but not like scary looking skinny so maybe 260 is believable? Idk maybe believable for someone out there but that man was definitely lying hahahahaha
Deison looks so fucking beautiful like I cannot stop staring at her..😊😅
6’8” checking in here for reference, i’m 240lbs and slightly overweight
yes i’m dead serious btw. also im nonbinary and have long hair and nails and i love seeing older men stare at me in public cause i know they’re jealous of my height and it angers them that i “waste” it by not conforming to masculinity
In facial mapping, temporal acne is linked to liver issues, so the reason those men are awful is because they drink toooooo much 👀
YAY🩷🩷🩷
My husband is 6’4 and 190 lbs, god love him, he is literally skin and bones. It is not impressive to be that tall and thin, it’s giving malnourished.
This. My hubby's 6'6 and weights 180. He tries so hard to keep weight on. Being tall and skinny isn't the flex he thinks it is 😂
true, I am 6 foot and i tell people im 5 11 cause im just a girl