Michael Jordan doesn’t like children 😂 (via @coachspoon2)

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  • @jeinelson
    @jeinelson Рік тому +9067

    “To see all their poor faces, that’s all I needed”

  • @user-tf9sx6jd7m
    @user-tf9sx6jd7m 5 місяців тому +2575

    “Once I saw the smiles on their faces.. That’s all I needed. And it became personal with me.”
    -The GOAT

    • @user-sl9kq5iu1l
      @user-sl9kq5iu1l 4 місяці тому +23

      I ain't wanna like the comment bcuz you were at 23...😂 So I commented 🎉🎉🎉

    • @kennygreen1081
      @kennygreen1081 2 місяці тому +13

      The GOAT should have looked out for the kids knowing every kid wants a pair of Jordans

    • @eurirotk
      @eurirotk Місяць тому

      If they want them then they should work for it​@@kennygreen1081

    • @jorgealvarez3315
      @jorgealvarez3315 Місяць тому +15

      ​@kennygreen1081 The goat took it personally that they were booing him.

    • @SouthBeach.
      @SouthBeach. Місяць тому +1

      😆

  • @OG-19
    @OG-19 2 місяці тому +836

    “Thinking I’m gonna miss? I took offense to that.” MJ

  • @samuelsouza5333
    @samuelsouza5333 2 місяці тому +307

    Bro memorized every shot so he never misses again 💀

    • @KingNez89
      @KingNez89 Місяць тому +14

      Literally dude..the man is the best to ever touch a fckn basketball flat out ..and this is coming from a hardcore die hard grew up on Kobe fan!

    • @samuelsouza5333
      @samuelsouza5333 Місяць тому +5

      @@KingNez89 exactly he's just incredible even at a older age he's still dominating the court

    • @user-rt7sd4sp2m
      @user-rt7sd4sp2m Місяць тому

      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому +1

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

    • @tjizzle12386
      @tjizzle12386 Місяць тому +2

      @@antoniocrcarevski4015brainwashed

  • @jackpaul7102
    @jackpaul7102 2 роки тому +11133

    "I ain't no charity" - Michael Jordan

  • @eastsiderage5532
    @eastsiderage5532 2 місяці тому +1061

    MJ is the definition of "Y'all got me fucked up"

  • @matthewalkman386
    @matthewalkman386 2 місяці тому +712

    “The kids, you know, at first it was cute with the yelling and screaming, but each shot, they got louder, and I was like you makin a mistake. That’s all I needed that day. I started to see them as crying adults, and I took it personally.” - MJ

  • @TheJRo
    @TheJRo 2 роки тому +6359

    “From that point on, CP3 and the entire camp of kids were on my list.”
    MJ

    • @aaronvoss38
      @aaronvoss38 2 роки тому +296

      From that point on, I cursed Chris Paul and his teammates. He will never win a championship, but I will make sure he gets close enough to taste it. That way it hurts more.

    • @frozone6475
      @frozone6475 2 роки тому +50

      @@aaronvoss38 He could just join the warriors bench if he really wanted one that bad.

    • @username2748
      @username2748 2 роки тому +28

      @@frozone6475 cp3 ain’t coming off no bench. Warriors would really be running a 4 guard starting lineup with draymond at center

    • @frozone6475
      @frozone6475 2 роки тому +16

      @@username2748 I wasn't trying to get technical princess.

    • @beatrock123
      @beatrock123 Рік тому +10

      😭

  • @asmodeus1634
    @asmodeus1634 2 роки тому +5034

    "You know where the store is at"-Michael Jordan

    • @Zelly_22
      @Zelly_22 Рік тому +64

      😂😂

    • @VasilyArkhipov44
      @VasilyArkhipov44 Рік тому +72

      Savage AF

    • @JohnBeWildin
      @JohnBeWildin Рік тому +46

      Has to be one of the most underated comments on yt i actually wheezed

    • @Paul-wu7xd
      @Paul-wu7xd Рік тому +60

      It's funny because it totally sounds like an MJ response. It gives off that vibe from when Chamillionaire met Jordan.

    • @jacktripper6968
      @jacktripper6968 Рік тому +6

      😂

  • @MKultraInstinct
    @MKultraInstinct Рік тому +4048

    The most polite “fck them kids” of all time

  • @pfeiffdog0811
    @pfeiffdog0811 Місяць тому +60

    Shout out to Mike for still rockin the 90’s baggy look. I’m with you MJ.

    • @newelldavis1858
      @newelldavis1858 Місяць тому +2

      He invented it

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому +3

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

    • @JamusChristus
      @JamusChristus 17 днів тому

      Un-shout out to the kids wearing tight clothes. Skinny jeans are effeminate.

    • @Stanlayy-em4fk
      @Stanlayy-em4fk 15 днів тому

      His wide, boot cut jean phase is memorable also.

  • @rashan2424
    @rashan2424 3 місяці тому +99

    "Cool you guys want my shoes? "That'll be 200 please" " I accept cash or credit."

    • @Littleboy1976
      @Littleboy1976 Місяць тому +1

      Make that double $400

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому +1

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

    • @cjvaye99
      @cjvaye99 Місяць тому

      bc of dam resellers prolly closer to $500 now

  • @RosygreyglassesS
    @RosygreyglassesS Рік тому +3584

    "The children tried to distract me, and I took that personally."

    • @antmck99
      @antmck99 Рік тому +42

      Jordan look back at all them kids and said, hell na

    • @apremail6580
      @apremail6580 11 місяців тому +14

      😂

    • @JJBeauvais
      @JJBeauvais 7 місяців тому +8

      This is the best comment

    • @SFO14
      @SFO14 6 місяців тому +9

      This is the comment I was looking for 😂

    • @darius2955
      @darius2955 6 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂😂😂😂💯

  • @deltakhappa6248
    @deltakhappa6248 Рік тому +3884

    "Yall better go ask Bron for some free shoes"

    • @mpccengineer
      @mpccengineer Рік тому +402

      Of course, you can always count on Lebron to miss.

    • @Brady1hoops
      @Brady1hoops Рік тому +118

      @@mpccengineer violation 💀💀💀

    • @crimzon_x4441
      @crimzon_x4441 Рік тому +139

      @@mpccengineer especially free throws 💀 coming from a LeBron fan

    • @JeromeFr
      @JeromeFr Рік тому +12

      😂😂😂😂

    • @rafaellucero5098
      @rafaellucero5098 Рік тому +61

      Children: "we didn't like flopping shoes!"

  • @AndreRitter-qp3vm
    @AndreRitter-qp3vm Місяць тому +64

    The sound of disappointment from the kids after every shot he hit’s is hilarious 😂 😂

    • @rashan2424
      @rashan2424 14 днів тому +1

      And they knew it was coming but they were clinging to false hope

  • @bigtreesfall
    @bigtreesfall 2 місяці тому +130

    Now thats just too damn competitive!
    He was like "dam them kids..."
    😅😅😅

    • @user-be7tc2bd6e
      @user-be7tc2bd6e Місяць тому +3

      We all know how MJ is-LOL.

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому +2

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

    • @sigerlion8608
      @sigerlion8608 3 дні тому

      The man's picture is next to the word "competative" in the dictionary. Smacked his own teammates for not living up to his standards. Kobe copied MJ's style and mentality too. He ain't gonna miss for some kids.

  • @dylanryan3525
    @dylanryan3525 2 роки тому +11686

    “And I took that personally” 😂

  • @millimedina-mora3157
    @millimedina-mora3157 Місяць тому +23

    “Damn kids thinking this is goodwill”
    - Michael Jordan

    • @lindaclark4242
      @lindaclark4242 Місяць тому

      😂😂😂🤭

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

    • @millimedina-mora3157
      @millimedina-mora3157 22 дні тому

      @@antoniocrcarevski4015 amen

    • @stevena.6760
      @stevena.6760 19 днів тому

      😭

  • @toluadek
    @toluadek Місяць тому +15

    Their cries and tears were his motivations, he really wasn't messing around 😂😂

  • @idontevenknow741
    @idontevenknow741 Рік тому +2495

    "Ain't nothing free in life, y'all gotta work hard for it"- MJ

    • @skeezix8156
      @skeezix8156 8 місяців тому +19

      He like the Julius of the NBA

    • @weswarden2216
      @weswarden2216 6 місяців тому +30

      Exactly...something these kids nowadays know absolutely nothin about...

    • @betterthanyesterday3912
      @betterthanyesterday3912 5 місяців тому

      ORANGE JULIUS ​@@skeezix8156

    • @hellspawn7385
      @hellspawn7385 5 місяців тому +2

      Hella gay

    • @2cansam196
      @2cansam196 5 місяців тому

      @@hellspawn7385W Com Truise profile pic, W album

  • @lultim1257
    @lultim1257 2 роки тому +5741

    He said “Get a job and buy my shit”

    • @warlockmagic3416
      @warlockmagic3416 2 роки тому +298

      Told Charles Barkley to not give a homeless guy money once. He said," if he's smart enough to be able to ask for spare change. Then he can say, hi welcome to McDonald's." Lol

    • @jacksonblake7126
      @jacksonblake7126 2 роки тому +89

      @@warlockmagic3416 close
      He said “if he can ask for spare change he can say welcome to McDonald’s”

    • @fjdisksjs8040
      @fjdisksjs8040 2 роки тому +103

      @@warlockmagic3416 wich by the way isn't fair at all. It's not that simple 😂 you need transportation , somewhere to sleep , somewhere to leave your stuff for 8 hours a day where it won't get stolen , non slip shoes + belt , shower... I'm drunk so I can't think of everything 😂 but you get the idea

    • @josephtedros2089
      @josephtedros2089 2 роки тому +65

      @@fjdisksjs8040 a lot of homeless people have problems that will keep them homeless. Mental illness and drug addiction, not to say they don’t need help, but some spare change isn’t going to change much.

    • @DesertRunner602
      @DesertRunner602 2 роки тому +6

      More like "tell your mom and dad to buy them"

  • @SlyKingTTV
    @SlyKingTTV 3 місяці тому +32

    "y'all ain't getting my damn shoes, i make profit."- Michael Jordan

  • @kelefane6233
    @kelefane6233 Місяць тому +13

    "And i took that personally" -MJ

  • @pepper1332
    @pepper1332 Рік тому +848

    💀“I ain’t no Santa”💀 - Michael Jordan

    • @Apollocreed2076
      @Apollocreed2076 2 місяці тому +1

      Who knew that The Grinch That Stole Christmas has a smooth jumper?

    • @bt7528
      @bt7528 2 місяці тому +1

      These kids don't know jordan. He don't give a dam he's there to win. I'm suprised he wasn't talking trash too

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому +1

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

  • @DC-wg1zy
    @DC-wg1zy 2 роки тому +508

    They didn't get shoes but they learned a very valuable lesson that day. NEVER CHALLENGE MJ!

    • @SpankIEkzs
      @SpankIEkzs Рік тому +4

      I didn`t have the heart to put 24th like, so it stayed on 23 LOLZ :D :D :D Guess I`m nothing like Mike :P

    • @MrMultimango
      @MrMultimango Рік тому +4

      @@SpankIEkzs You Sir are appreciated

    • @nyakadot.esq.2746
      @nyakadot.esq.2746 Рік тому

      Yessir!

    • @noahpoetik
      @noahpoetik Рік тому

      😂😂😂

    • @wcbobber1
      @wcbobber1 Рік тому

      I seriously think that's why he did it!

  • @GETALIFE_1
    @GETALIFE_1 26 днів тому +2

    MJ said “ Life ain’t fair “ 😂

  • @UltravioletColors
    @UltravioletColors 2 місяці тому +2

    That one kid who wasn’t in school the day

  • @valiantmaster21
    @valiantmaster21 2 роки тому +1751

    “My shoes are for all stars”
    -Michael Jordan

    • @officialexe9587
      @officialexe9587 2 роки тому +28

      That was funny

    • @Sniper-Haan
      @Sniper-Haan 2 роки тому +10

      😭😭

    • @valiantmaster21
      @valiantmaster21 2 роки тому +40

      @@officialexe9587 the funny part is he actually said this but not to the kids
      But to his wizard teammates when they asked to be sponsored by Nike

    • @simonboi2088
      @simonboi2088 2 роки тому +3

      Russel Westbrick wears his shoes

    • @ImBackHEHEHE
      @ImBackHEHEHE 2 роки тому

      @@simonboi2088 who?

  • @ALM_Garage
    @ALM_Garage Рік тому +412

    “Life lesson #1… ain’t nothing free in this world” -MJ

    • @Luc-nz3bd
      @Luc-nz3bd Місяць тому +1

      MJ is not the GOAT, Bron is the GOAT. Period.

    • @thepugking319
      @thepugking319 Місяць тому +15

      ​@Luc-nz3bd sorry bud he has alot of missing things

    • @Libre809
      @Libre809 Місяць тому +12

      @@Luc-nz3bdstop it 👎🏾

    • @liberalman8319
      @liberalman8319 Місяць тому +1

      Please.. you how much you had to pay to get in that court with him.

    • @maazshaikh5996
      @maazshaikh5996 Місяць тому +1

      ​@@Luc-nz3bdWere you born yesterday pal?

  • @jamesswearengin7544
    @jamesswearengin7544 Місяць тому +4

    He took the distraction from the kids personal lol.

  • @andrewmitchell7592
    @andrewmitchell7592 Місяць тому +1

    Legend bro even today

  • @azumangaX
    @azumangaX 2 роки тому +2083

    "Now go ask yo' momma to take you to foot locker."

  • @drewgo3385
    @drewgo3385 2 роки тому +352

    "If he can ask for change, he can say welcome to McDonald's"
    Quoted by- " M J"

    • @Godson0771
      @Godson0771 Рік тому +5

      What a great man..

    • @4sername
      @4sername Рік тому +1

      Oprah

    • @RogerDominguez-de4hj
      @RogerDominguez-de4hj Місяць тому +2

      He told Barkley that. Lol
      I remember

    • @JB-lt7cc
      @JB-lt7cc Місяць тому

      Jordan said that to Barkley in front of Jordan's restaurant when MJ could've given the homeless man a job!?!? Jordan owned Chicago at the time!

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

  • @bengalbrown2834
    @bengalbrown2834 Місяць тому +6

    😂😂😂 Jordan at like 60 years old still not showing any mercy!!! NOT EVEN TO KIDS!!!! Funniest thing I’ve seen all day

  • @KingDeuceDroppa
    @KingDeuceDroppa 3 місяці тому +1

    “He rolled the ball to my feet….i took offense to that.”

  • @combatbeatdown
    @combatbeatdown 2 роки тому +853

    The only time Jordan and free are in the same sentence is when he’s shooting free throws.

    • @turkey4957
      @turkey4957 2 роки тому

      Dumb comment lmfao

    • @hamed_nassoro
      @hamed_nassoro 2 роки тому +28

      😂😂😂😂 damn

    • @wizardwon
      @wizardwon 2 роки тому +34

      Jordan doesn’t free, he just throws.

    • @anewleaf6847
      @anewleaf6847 Рік тому +8

      Sure beats the he'll out of lebitchs legacy

    • @YoungKobe_PMR
      @YoungKobe_PMR Рік тому

      Bron got real estate off you

  • @markdrews5004
    @markdrews5004 2 роки тому +3145

    You wanna give away my shoes. "I took that shit personal"

  • @GEDMusic-bl7zg
    @GEDMusic-bl7zg Місяць тому +2

    Same swish every time.. classic MJ 🐐

  • @ValensBellator
    @ValensBellator 2 роки тому +1433

    Jordan probably did some quick calculations while looking at the size of that crowd and decided to refer them to Shaq’s more affordable shoe line 😂

  • @darwintrinidad5294
    @darwintrinidad5294 Рік тому +443

    Now every single kid that day had their own MJ story to tell.

    • @AAYLV
      @AAYLV 4 місяці тому +7

      Underrated comment

    • @ebk304
      @ebk304 2 місяці тому +2

      Legendary Comment bro 💀💀💀💀💀💀😂😂😂😂😂

    • @ebk304
      @ebk304 2 місяці тому +2

      I’m 💀💀💀af

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤

  • @johnkately115
    @johnkately115 Місяць тому +4

    MJ jus know how to put the ball in the hoop

  • @3rdeye931
    @3rdeye931 Місяць тому +2

    He made those shots like he owed money to the IRS 💀

  • @jamesp31stTasker
    @jamesp31stTasker Рік тому +211

    Mike is a straight MENACE!😂😂😂

  • @Arod87_
    @Arod87_ 2 роки тому +536

    Today's Kids : MJ couldn't shoot.
    MJ : That's all I needed 🔥

    • @takemeout5687
      @takemeout5687 2 роки тому +11

      When the hell did anybody say he can't shoot? He's like 50% from 2 and a decent 3point% for the era

    • @Mx6xt_
      @Mx6xt_ 2 роки тому +3

      And I took that personally

    • @robertjebediahfreeman
      @robertjebediahfreeman 2 роки тому +10

      @iatealready 🧢 hard

    • @Shiggystardust
      @Shiggystardust 2 роки тому

      @@takemeout5687 swoosh

    • @Where_Rick
      @Where_Rick Рік тому +3

      @iatealready they hard everyone got em u got no taste

  • @MartelRichardson-kb2rc
    @MartelRichardson-kb2rc Місяць тому +4

    Love M.J. he still have that shot

  • @roguemaster007
    @roguemaster007 Місяць тому +3

    I swear, when CP3 rolled the ball to him, MJ, absolutely, without hesitation, "Took that personally." 😂

  • @TheGr8-1
    @TheGr8-1 Рік тому +143

    His jumper is still one of the prettiest strokes ever. It’s just ridiculously smooth.

  • @williamk2803
    @williamk2803 Рік тому +253

    “You know what, I tell you what, you pay $15,000 right now for a jersey from me and I'll take a picture with you” 😂

    • @Godson0771
      @Godson0771 Рік тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @justinsback4xlol626
      @justinsback4xlol626 11 місяців тому +15

      Chamillionaire 💀 but respect to Chamillionaire for not taking that deal and for standing up for himself! that's a win for Chamillionaire in my eyes

    • @gothamrises6578
      @gothamrises6578 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @franciscoduran-dt3of
      @franciscoduran-dt3of 8 місяців тому

      😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @franciscoduran-dt3of
      @franciscoduran-dt3of 8 місяців тому +1

      This comment said everything you need to know about mj

  • @aacarey4264
    @aacarey4264 Місяць тому +3

    When his eyes was covered and he still made the shot,i think the kids realized at that point no Jordan's was comin🤦🏾‍♂️😂

  • @Womackavellie
    @Womackavellie Місяць тому +3

    Life lesson learned… Ain’t 💩 free 🤣🤣🤣 🐐

  • @MultiEe123
    @MultiEe123 2 роки тому +882

    If they can scream, they can say “Welcome to McDonald’s” 😂💀

  • @breakaway2x
    @breakaway2x Рік тому +353

    Even in his old age vs kids, he's ultra competitive. He HATES losing more than he loves winning.

  • @touco9077
    @touco9077 Місяць тому +4

    MJ! A very good man!

  • @MANNYBARZ156
    @MANNYBARZ156 Місяць тому +1

    "c wat dey gotta do 2 da GOAT?"..MJ💀

  • @ballervandi7166
    @ballervandi7166 2 роки тому +252

    "they want free shoes?Okay thats all i needed"

    • @noahpoetik
      @noahpoetik Рік тому

      😂

    • @ayidonno
      @ayidonno Рік тому

      Then I took it personally

    • @kingclyde9865
      @kingclyde9865 Рік тому

      😂

    • @antoniocrcarevski4015
      @antoniocrcarevski4015 Місяць тому

      Hey i want to tell and encourage everybody to find Jesus Christ and start living for Him. He has changed me a lot and i cant thank Him enough. I testify and pray that you repent and turn to God before it is too late. Always remember that God loves you unconditionally❤❤❤

  • @deJuanX
    @deJuanX Рік тому +94

    "Free shoes." Mike definitely took that personally🤣😂😆

  • @jruwilkerson1356
    @jruwilkerson1356 Місяць тому +1

    Mike has never missed a charity shot ever

  • @woodworkingaspirations1720
    @woodworkingaspirations1720 Місяць тому +2

    He took it as motivation

  • @JerrymeTubeHD
    @JerrymeTubeHD 2 роки тому +1707

    LeBron would probably miss and say "I did it for the kids" 😂

  • @reigen6558
    @reigen6558 Місяць тому +2

    "I took it upon myself to teach them a lesson about false expectations" - Michael Jordan

  • @carltongibbs2261
    @carltongibbs2261 2 місяці тому +3

    Even tha camera man likes ooohhh damn 😂😂

  • @bendover3653
    @bendover3653 Рік тому +212

    "F*ck them kids."
    -Michael Jordan

    • @JuanmaUG
      @JuanmaUG 11 місяців тому +5

      😂😂😂

    • @user-rt7sd4sp2m
      @user-rt7sd4sp2m Місяць тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @SirDukeofLazarus44
    @SirDukeofLazarus44 Місяць тому +2

    That Form 😢 is still pure

  • @jeffreyyoungblood7438
    @jeffreyyoungblood7438 Місяць тому +2

    Those kids expected me to miss just to be nice to them, and I took that personally.

  • @guspolinski2881
    @guspolinski2881 Рік тому +72

    Those kids learned a valuable life lesson that day.

    • @NotAnAstronaut2k
      @NotAnAstronaut2k 11 місяців тому +7

      Nothing free in life

    • @mikepeg99
      @mikepeg99 4 місяці тому

      .......that MJ is REALLY an A**hole?

  • @Smokedoutbeatsokc
    @Smokedoutbeatsokc Рік тому +83

    “When CP3 said free Jordans , At that point, it became personal with me” -Michael jordan

  • @edwardcashh924
    @edwardcashh924 Місяць тому +2

    When I heard them beating on the floor, I took that personal.

  • @860Truth
    @860Truth Місяць тому +1

    “Not the Kids Unc” 🤦🏾‍♂️😂😭😭😭😭

  • @therealdg4458
    @therealdg4458 2 роки тому +324

    “Fuck them kids”🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @samuelshafritz8572
    @samuelshafritz8572 Рік тому +37

    when the pressure is on thats when the goat preforms at his best

  • @CruisingWithSean-ts6vm
    @CruisingWithSean-ts6vm Місяць тому +2

    😂😂😂😂😂,
    “Your parents should’ve worn
    protection “. - Michael Jeffery Jordan

  • @knutt81
    @knutt81 Місяць тому +2

    Comments got me 💀🤣🤣

  • @tyronebiggums3853
    @tyronebiggums3853 Рік тому +64

    You know the boos were making it so much funner for Mike..the more shots he made..the louder the boos, the louder the boos, the better he shot.. a vicious cycle 🤣

  • @bonesbabe1554
    @bonesbabe1554 Рік тому +35

    Good old MJ. STILL BREACKING HEARTS!

  • @Jtribpaa
    @Jtribpaa 24 дні тому +2

    That’s dope he’s still doing this camp!

  • @daffow4904
    @daffow4904 3 місяці тому +1

    Seeing kids was enough for me

  • @laquieshabailey
    @laquieshabailey 2 роки тому +190

    "If you miss a shot, you have to pay child support."
    Man: *makes every shot and 3 bonuses

    • @saxenas
      @saxenas 2 роки тому +17

      last shot bounces off the rim and MJ sprints up and dunks the ball in with every fiber of his being and breaks the hoop lmao

    • @laquieshabailey
      @laquieshabailey 2 роки тому +1

      @@saxenas 😂

    • @justsomedudewithnoneck8329
      @justsomedudewithnoneck8329 2 роки тому +2

      @@saxenas 😭

    • @davidvickers8425
      @davidvickers8425 2 роки тому +1

      He did this for a big mac in the 90's. Off the roof 1 bounce no rim.

    • @willis8744
      @willis8744 Рік тому

      @@JustinJ I think they gotta pay child support anyway, like its a crime if they don't, why not file for joint custody, why take the kids if scant afford it, it's not that funny but she probably gettin sum child support

  • @Est.1998
    @Est.1998 2 роки тому +785

    “If Jordan misses you all get free J’s”
    Jordan: Doesn’t hit rim 💦🐐

    • @CriIp
      @CriIp 2 роки тому +16

      tf do those emojis mean

    • @Nisowyd
      @Nisowyd 2 роки тому +39

      @@CriIp it mean “splash goat” a splash is when someone don’t touch the rim

    • @Nisowyd
      @Nisowyd 2 роки тому +4

      @MikeTownesGaming both mean the same thing but the emoji he used means “splash”

    • @justsomedudewithnoneck8329
      @justsomedudewithnoneck8329 2 роки тому +30

      @MikeTownesGaming wet goat is crazy 😭

    • @Nisowyd
      @Nisowyd 2 роки тому +14

      @@justsomedudewithnoneck8329 on god that shit was out of pocket

  • @grammardogtaro
    @grammardogtaro Місяць тому +2

    People do NOT appreciate how talented NBA players are. Especially this guy. You try making two shots with pressure. You can't.

  • @AGTV10
    @AGTV10 Місяць тому +6

    Jordan is the king. Man im glad i got to watch this legend play live. He truly is the goat in the nba

  • @ejgates
    @ejgates Місяць тому

    “you gotta be willing to go through the battles with yourself” beautiful quote

  • @joelaw13
    @joelaw13 2 роки тому +260

    "You make 100% of the shots you take...when denying kids happiness" -Michael Jordan

  • @freespeechisdead1565
    @freespeechisdead1565 2 роки тому +113

    MJ: The whole crowd was cheering because they wanted free shoes and they were absolutely sure I was going to miss.
    Also MJ: And I took that personally.

  • @aadin
    @aadin Місяць тому

    "and i took that personally"

  • @deangelojenkins8076
    @deangelojenkins8076 Місяць тому +2

    "Republicans buy Jordans too" 🤣🤣

  • @the_truth1996
    @the_truth1996 2 роки тому +49

    Mike like ' i gave em space jam, aint that enough.'

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor Рік тому

      And his acting was garbage in that, people wanted to see the Looney Tunes more than Michael Jordan.

    • @bangladeshirealtor
      @bangladeshirealtor Рік тому +6

      @@TheeKingRayzor he’s not an actor lol

    • @TheeKingRayzor
      @TheeKingRayzor Рік тому

      @@bangladeshirealtor
      I know, but I've non actors act better than him.

    • @bangladeshirealtor
      @bangladeshirealtor Рік тому +3

      @@TheeKingRayzor yes , ppl are better at activities than others ….this was a one off for him as he got paid obscene amounts of $….wouldn’t expect a classy performance from
      an athlete lol

    • @salookie8000
      @salookie8000 Рік тому

      Hurts

  • @TheGamingClovers
    @TheGamingClovers 2 роки тому +66

    "Listen to the kids reaction after every shot" *immediately cuts to next shot*

    • @the_SolLoser
      @the_SolLoser 2 роки тому +9

      Yoo, that right! I was low key mad. I wanted to hear their hearts break

  • @user-uf9cg3bk7e
    @user-uf9cg3bk7e 26 днів тому +2

    Michael still crushing dreams😂

  • @darvinjackson2440
    @darvinjackson2440 24 дні тому +1

    Michael said my shoes you have to earn them😂🤣23🐐

  • @user-ez7sd7jb5p
    @user-ez7sd7jb5p 2 роки тому +38

    Ngl never seen mj play but you can tell he’s the goat

    • @weneedhim526
      @weneedhim526 2 роки тому +4

      yeah I feel like all the other great guys would have missed one of these shots

    • @belarod5295
      @belarod5295 2 роки тому

      @@weneedhim526 crazy

    • @weneedhim526
      @weneedhim526 2 роки тому

      @@belarod5295 I know right, Jordan is crazy

    • @bubbachildsupport4535
      @bubbachildsupport4535 2 роки тому +2

      How can you call him the goat if you never seen him play? Don’t be a sheep bro and form your own opinion

    • @kilzoldyck5114
      @kilzoldyck5114 2 роки тому +1

      Sweet stroke, doesn't look like it would miss

  • @drea4360
    @drea4360 8 місяців тому +3

    MJ said you crumb snatchers gotta wait in line on Saturday & pay like EVERYONE else 🤦🏽‍♀️🤣🤣🤣

  • @thestoicwhinger
    @thestoicwhinger Місяць тому

    Kids buy sneakers too 😂 MJ cold

  • @paulnam6524
    @paulnam6524 Місяць тому +2

    MJ's shot still pretty after all these years.

  • @jasonlane1528
    @jasonlane1528 2 роки тому +105

    "But they can still buy them at the mall! Ask your parents, kids!"

  • @andrepatterson9404
    @andrepatterson9404 Рік тому +36

    🤣🤣” they wanted me to miss and I took that personal “

  • @327Jhigh
    @327Jhigh Місяць тому

    That form is incredible

  • @TheCrazy88tony
    @TheCrazy88tony 26 днів тому

    He’s still unbelievable MJ ❤

  • @neth5287
    @neth5287 2 роки тому +168

    "Fuck them kids"
    -mike

    • @chef197
      @chef197 2 роки тому +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @bryanelam7431
    @bryanelam7431 Рік тому +36

    The most beautiful & poetic jump shot form ever!!

  • @301larussomusic
    @301larussomusic Місяць тому

    Definitely another moment that’s immortalized 😂