How did Legionaries use ranged weapons? (Pila and Slings)

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  • @InvictaHistory
    @InvictaHistory  2 роки тому +591

    Watch the full video: ua-cam.com/video/cIEbLk9km1M/v-deo.html

    • @michaelmay7134
      @michaelmay7134 2 роки тому +2

      @Jockbigcox I

    • @patrickcranney2967
      @patrickcranney2967 2 роки тому +1

      ​@Jockbigcox

    • @RimWulf
      @RimWulf 2 роки тому +1

      It's also interesting that you the power didn't come from assuming in a circle before throwing but that reason they did it was to keep it in the sling.

    • @biozesuck
      @biozesuck 2 роки тому +2

      Pila is plural from pilum so Pila WERE not Pila WAS!

    • @LadyNikitaShark
      @LadyNikitaShark Рік тому +1

      Fun fact: "pila" means "dick" in portuguese. 😂

  • @d.esanchez3351
    @d.esanchez3351 2 роки тому +27634

    "suck this octavius"
    War... war never changes

    • @harcoom
      @harcoom 2 роки тому +1147

      Rome: “suck this octavius!”
      America: “let’s go brandon!”

    • @aagretsky
      @aagretsky 2 роки тому +690

      Neither does humor, apparently.

    • @akkoismydaughter3573
      @akkoismydaughter3573 2 роки тому +415

      @@aagretsky well we did steal from the Latin language, so I guess it makes sense we stole it's humor as well lol

    • @jmpmp_505
      @jmpmp_505 2 роки тому +137

      @@akkoismydaughter3573 you can’t steal a language the Romans owned England then when the Romans left the Germans came then after that the French invaded came to power and since French is a Latin language since the Romans controlled them for much longer then England that’s why some words are Latin based

    • @Palaemon907
      @Palaemon907 2 роки тому +45

      @@jmpmp_505 inb4 you figure out how many words are French and greman

  • @nuahS
    @nuahS 2 роки тому +18180

    "flank these nuts Hannibal"

    • @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429
      @thatonenerdwhoreadsbyhimse5429 2 роки тому +286

      Lmao

    • @javierviana96
      @javierviana96 2 роки тому +331

      In fact romans start using slingers after their wars against Carthage when they start paying the famous balear slingers, who Hannibal and the Carthiginians used against romans, and incorporating them into their lines

    • @jokesonyou1253
      @jokesonyou1253 2 роки тому +363

      And Hannibal did indeed flank those nuts.

    • @_Jaspy_
      @_Jaspy_ 2 роки тому +18

      Lol😂

    • @shamimaramannan375
      @shamimaramannan375 2 роки тому +15

      Made my day

  • @JustaCastle
    @JustaCastle 2 роки тому +8565

    It gives me great joy that “suck it” has been something we’ve been telling each other to do for millennia.

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 2 роки тому +1

      rumour has it that male appendages reacted positively to such a treatment for about 200,000 years of Homo Sapiens' existence ;)

    • @Trey4x4
      @Trey4x4 2 роки тому +79

      Same

    • @heyviper1238
      @heyviper1238 2 роки тому +40

      Lol

    • @managementman9231
      @managementman9231 2 роки тому +190

      Somethings never change, do they?

    • @gastonhitw720
      @gastonhitw720 2 роки тому +126

      Bro why is people so impressed by this? We've always been like this, you think jokes were created what in the 2000's?....

  • @georgeofhamilton
    @georgeofhamilton 2 роки тому +2854

    A soldier slings “This is for Candace.”
    An enemy soldier slings back “Who the heck is Candace?”

    • @giftzwerg7345
      @giftzwerg7345 2 роки тому +101

      Imagine ehole conversations.
      Iz must be funy after both dides aee out of amo, and Beginn packung up the enemys stones

    • @molybdaen11
      @molybdaen11 Рік тому +25

      Jeah, because you craved all kind of stones before the battle...

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому +11

      Underrated.

    • @hrushikeshsawant6193
      @hrushikeshsawant6193 Рік тому +33

      the third soilder slings "why the heck is Candace?"

    • @imaginehavingpfp5779
      @imaginehavingpfp5779 Рік тому +22

      ​@@giftzwerg7345mate, the hell was that

  • @Idontknowyou05
    @Idontknowyou05 2 роки тому +872

    I love how human warfare had literally never changed. Even writing on ammunition

    • @billybones6463
      @billybones6463 Рік тому +4

      Until the nuke. It all looks kinda childish next to thermonuclear weapons.

    • @Idontknowyou05
      @Idontknowyou05 Рік тому +64

      @@billybones6463 Nope. Even the Fat man had writing on its fin and the much beloved writing of "Second Kiss of Hirohito" on the side, so this includes the Nuclear bombs had writing on them, just like some bullets, or artillery shells, and now, rocks used by slings

    • @parkyamato9450
      @parkyamato9450 Рік тому +17

      ​@@billybones6463literally proven wrong lil bro

    • @blikthepro972
      @blikthepro972 Рік тому +19

      there's something intrinsically human about writing trash talk on what you are gonna use to kill your foes

    • @benjaminnurmentaus4232
      @benjaminnurmentaus4232 Рік тому +15

      People forget that even in ancient times the soldiers werent just pawna but real people with feelings and families

  • @1Learn2Swim3
    @1Learn2Swim3 2 роки тому +3974

    "Suck this Octavius"
    We really haven't changed much have we lol

    • @managementman9231
      @managementman9231 2 роки тому +95

      Nope, we haven't lol.

    • @Kain1805
      @Kain1805 2 роки тому +153

      I just learned about ancient rome grafittis, you guys need to look the translations up, it's hilarious

    • @mr.shepherd_1776
      @mr.shepherd_1776 2 роки тому +91

      In particular military humor hasn’t changed much.

    • @jdz6002
      @jdz6002 2 роки тому

      ​@@Kain1805some included your mom jokes

    • @daegnaxqelil2733
      @daegnaxqelil2733 2 роки тому +8

      badass

  • @inquisitionagent9052
    @inquisitionagent9052 2 роки тому +8899

    "Ligma balls" -Roman Centurion Gigius Chadicus on his sling shot rock

  • @mitwhitgaming7722
    @mitwhitgaming7722 2 роки тому +4824

    I think it was a Greek sling stone that was found with the phrase "catch" carved into it, which I can't help but read in the Halo announcer's voice in Firefight.
    "Reinforcements. Catch: on."

    • @ryanpatterson5278
      @ryanpatterson5278 2 роки тому +108

      If you play with the "Buck" firefight voice, you can occasionally hear him say "nice catch", when you get a headshot.

    • @chipsdubbo4861
      @chipsdubbo4861 2 роки тому +26

      Though if you actually got hit by it, you'd probably hear "Tough luck: On."

    • @thisisntsergio1352
      @thisisntsergio1352 2 роки тому +15

      CATCH: ON. IRON: ON. BONUS ROUND. GOOD LUCK!

    • @pododododoehoh3550
      @pododododoehoh3550 2 роки тому +7

      SWAT! SNAPSHOT!

    • @tellg0t090
      @tellg0t090 2 роки тому +12

      It's all fun and games until they throw it back

  • @postandghost9391
    @postandghost9391 2 роки тому +2073

    "Get rekt nerd lol"
    -Sun Tzu......
    Probably....

    • @ryanbright1363
      @ryanbright1363 2 роки тому +4

      I think it’s spelt Son Zoo lol jk

    • @BLaCkKsHeEp
      @BLaCkKsHeEp 2 роки тому +51

      "Git gud, kid" -Alexander The Great

    • @jasontraver1438
      @jasontraver1438 Рік тому

      Cuz I was born in Belfast
      Hear the shotgun blast...

    • @eonthinker100yrago8
      @eonthinker100yrago8 Рік тому +12

      "Whos your daddy now."
      -Ghenghis Khan

    • @jakegraham7265
      @jakegraham7265 Рік тому +9

      ​@@eonthinker100yrago8Considering how much rping he did, that's a factual statement 😅

  • @EinsamPibroch278
    @EinsamPibroch278 2 роки тому +351

    What a humiliating death, to receive a headshot from a Leaden Dong at a high velocity.

  • @HeyImLucious
    @HeyImLucious 2 роки тому +1023

    My favorite engraved sling insult is still "catch this!"

    • @turok1456
      @turok1456 2 роки тому

      Alternatively slingsult

    • @dragonknight9731
      @dragonknight9731 2 роки тому +27

      *And they catch it*

    • @HeyImLucious
      @HeyImLucious 2 роки тому +37

      @@dragonknight9731 Slinger has to walk across the battlefield and awkwardly ask if he could have it back.

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 2 роки тому +12

      @@HeyImLucious The enemy scrathes their own nape in embarrasment, and gives back the lead bullet with a short apology.
      A few seconds later, they're back to square one... and tens of meters away from each other, again.

    • @SomeGuy-gc8zs
      @SomeGuy-gc8zs Рік тому +4

      "Parry this, you filthy casual."

  • @AfaqueAhmed_
    @AfaqueAhmed_ 2 роки тому +3942

    " For Pompey's arse "
    Too much for a noble Roman warrior .

    • @sirxcasotay8834
      @sirxcasotay8834 2 роки тому +208

      You really should see ancient roman graffiti, funniest shit I have SEEN!

    • @boombl443
      @boombl443 2 роки тому +91

      @@sirxcasotay8834 if you can speak Latin it’s hilarious

    • @jonathancummings6400
      @jonathancummings6400 2 роки тому +2

      @@sirxcasotay8834 Yep. Common people are the same whether it's Ancient Romans or modern Western People. It's the pretentious elite that pretend to be "above it all". Regular people are just people, say what they feel, and most feel the same things.

    • @phantomaviator1318
      @phantomaviator1318 2 роки тому +8

      @@boombl443 please send some

    • @astranix0198
      @astranix0198 2 роки тому +20

      Ah I see that you're an Equites of culture as well.

  • @asiangaming8409
    @asiangaming8409 2 роки тому +406

    Roman soldier: “we do a bit of tomfoolery around here”

  • @Savage-en1xv
    @Savage-en1xv 2 роки тому +57

    My favorite sling ammo inscription willl always be “catch this” or “watch out” 😂😂

    • @gordonlekfors2708
      @gordonlekfors2708 10 місяців тому

      the first bullet shown in this clip is dirty af: peto landicam Fulviae (I'm going for Fulvius' clit0ris)

  • @sebbetify
    @sebbetify 2 роки тому +3258

    Fun fact, the sling guy is swinging the sling the wrong way, thats why it looks so derpy

    • @bsoul3177
      @bsoul3177 2 роки тому +320

      He did it very wrong. That’s not how you sling

    • @UmamiPapi
      @UmamiPapi 2 роки тому +112

      Thought so. He did it very counterintuitively.

    • @hayorge27
      @hayorge27 2 роки тому +94

      Like how there's no evidence of accuracy or efficacy with any of these guys

    • @bsoul3177
      @bsoul3177 2 роки тому +79

      @@hayorge27 they don’t know what there doing

    • @farfromirrational
      @farfromirrational 2 роки тому +488

      It's often very cringe to watch the people playing dress up attempt to demonstrate complicated formations and proper use of weaponry.
      The narrator is always like "the ***** army was a brutal war machine that struck fear into the hearts of enemies"
      ~the video~ a bunch of cleanly shaven skinny dudes with poor posture looking like they are about to pass out from heat stroke

  • @NexGenRogue
    @NexGenRogue 2 роки тому +774

    I love me some slings, my favorite underrepresented weapon.

    • @bsoul3177
      @bsoul3177 2 роки тому +23

      Ever used one, their way more fun than they sound and more deadly you could ever imagine.

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 2 роки тому +4

      In R:TW II Divide et Impera they recently added hoplites who also carry slings.
      So cool.

    • @legiohysterius4624
      @legiohysterius4624 2 роки тому +2

      @@michimatsch5862 carving a Rhode to victory ;)

    • @michimatsch5862
      @michimatsch5862 2 роки тому +2

      @@legiohysterius4624 you didn't just, did you?
      Oh, you cheeky little scoundrel you.

    • @legiohysterius4624
      @legiohysterius4624 2 роки тому +6

      @@michimatsch5862 yes I had the bal... ierics to pull it of.

  • @JossyFoxxy
    @JossyFoxxy 2 роки тому +482

    "Parry this you filthy casual!"

  • @knelljasminez1555
    @knelljasminez1555 2 роки тому +100

    That sling main writting "Parry This You Filthy Casual"
    "So what did he send this time?"
    "Don no Sire, writting is quite small, its takes a toll to read sire"

  • @chadmagnus5850
    @chadmagnus5850 Рік тому +20

    My favorite message on those bullets was "Found You".😂

  • @brianmccarthy5557
    @brianmccarthy5557 2 роки тому +344

    An assault by a mass of aimed lead slugs from slingshots against a foe in combat formation would be very comparable in mass impact to a low velocity volley of 12 gauge or larger shotgun slugs. You wouldn't want to be there.

    • @tmclaug90
      @tmclaug90 2 роки тому +35

      Extremely low velocity lol. Aka, not much like a shot gun at all.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 2 роки тому +83

      @@tmclaug90 Much heavier slug though, and not as slow as one might think. So all in all, comparable over all levels of energy. The slug just has significantly poorer penetration capabilities.

    • @generaldirtbag9684
      @generaldirtbag9684 2 роки тому +46

      @@hanzzel6086 in short, it’s still gonna ruin your day if it hits you.

    • @hanzzel6086
      @hanzzel6086 2 роки тому +17

      @@generaldirtbag9684 Yep, especially if you are hit by several simultaneously.

    • @TheGamingHellhound
      @TheGamingHellhound 2 роки тому +38

      @@tmclaug90 lighter sling loads were fast enough to pop skulls

  • @drfye
    @drfye 2 роки тому +175

    🤣 "from Cesar with love"

  • @RAZ0RGAM1NG
    @RAZ0RGAM1NG 2 роки тому +368

    Bruh the way a couple of those guys threw their pila they aint even gonna penetrate skin lmao

    • @JackieWelles
      @JackieWelles 2 роки тому +63

      Many of those guys are just actors anyways.

    • @adrianalavez4140
      @adrianalavez4140 2 роки тому +55

      Plus given the context, they are in training 😂

    • @georgemurdock7670
      @georgemurdock7670 2 роки тому +8

      They certainly lack drill and coordination

    • @shmoovincrab7464
      @shmoovincrab7464 2 роки тому +9

      Accuracy wasn't a main concern with the pilum it was just a rain of spears

    • @Yanate1991
      @Yanate1991 2 роки тому +2

      Uh it’s still heavy enough to be painful

  • @thedancingclownissocool
    @thedancingclownissocool 2 роки тому +29

    Lol when they throw the speers I thought the instructor was still there lol💀

  • @lycanasura1247
    @lycanasura1247 2 роки тому +40

    Seeing the sling reminds me of mount and blade. "The blade may be strong and deadly, but never underestimate a man throwing stones either with hands or a sling". Vergeet War Marshall of Nord

    • @spades9681
      @spades9681 2 роки тому +4

      The looter loading on slingstones while a hundred tons of horse and steel comes flying at him at 30 mph:

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      Sigh. No one knows what slings were actually used for. Rocks dont kill. Even when david struck a fucking goliath it only knocked him out long enough to rush in grab his sword and cut the head off. Small rocks never kill even at its best. Mostly they are a nuisance not dangerous.

    • @imaginehavingpfp5779
      @imaginehavingpfp5779 Рік тому +4

      ​@@IRussian007Sling stones certainly kill, what are you talking about? Of course a pebble won't be a nuissance but stones are hard, and swings fast

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      ​@@imaginehavingpfp5779 I meant kill more than a few guys in a whole battle. Why did they stop using them as time went on? Could be because they were ineffective as people could afford other weapons? I mean, sure, sling shots can kill, but that's as much a weapon as throwing bricks. I think it was used tactically to disrupt and maim than to kill. Maces never pierced armor to kill but to stop armor's blow deflection leaving the knight only knocked out, then were they killed, visor open, mace to the face. I can see rocks hitting someone in the head can daze and reduce melee ability. But bash someone's head or ribcage? Even knives are hard to pass ribs unlike in movies. What's a rock going to do?

    • @imaginehavingpfp5779
      @imaginehavingpfp5779 Рік тому +6

      @@IRussian007 The impact force of a well slung slingshot is similar to the power a 9mm bullet has actually, but with a bigger projectile so not going through people.
      If i remember correctly what phased out slings were composite bows, which basically did the same thing as slings, but now you could put a pointy tip at the end of your projectile

  • @jdog7797
    @jdog7797 2 роки тому +128

    "Ancient tea bagging" with skirts!

    • @Tacdelio
      @Tacdelio 2 роки тому +16

      but then you get banned from the tourney for unsportsmanlike conduct even though you were just teabagging your dead friend 🙄

  • @jeyysi
    @jeyysi 2 роки тому +86

    I'm glad that they were able to salvage a footage from 100 B.C

    • @trueaussie9230
      @trueaussie9230 2 роки тому

      There's more of it available than you might think.
      Mostly in private collections.

  • @leonrobinson2053
    @leonrobinson2053 2 роки тому +19

    The sling is actually very famous and was heavily used even up until the medieval period because a good slinger was good against infantry and cavalry, especially if he had a forest or woodland or fellow infantry units to hid or conceal him/herself in/among. It was far cheaper than a Pila or a bow and arrow, like you said any stone or rock could be used.

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      You dont even know what tactical function a sling served, who are you preaching to? The uneducated in this comment section?

    • @zippyparakeet1074
      @zippyparakeet1074 Рік тому +1

      Yep. They were excellent harassment tools against large numbers.

  • @sonariantutorials2438
    @sonariantutorials2438 2 роки тому +10

    God damn even roman soldiers had a sense of humor, for some reasom i never imagined them heckling each other and their enemies but it makes perfect sense

  • @lv.99mastermind45
    @lv.99mastermind45 2 роки тому +225

    The enemy when they see a Testudo:
    "I'm a pussy I use riot shield"

    • @ussliberty109
      @ussliberty109 2 роки тому +6

      I understood that reference.

    • @clutch13
      @clutch13 2 роки тому +8

      Ah a man of culture

    • @-EEE-
      @-EEE- 2 роки тому +11

      Bruh I just unlocked a core memory 😂

    • @-EEE-
      @-EEE- 2 роки тому +1

      ua-cam.com/video/Cknen_7yf4I/v-deo.html first thing I thought of

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 2 роки тому +4

      The ancient texts!

  • @TheSuperGuitarGuy
    @TheSuperGuitarGuy 2 роки тому +358

    I always love how the majority of people demonstrating these highly athletic activities are the most uncoordinated and awkward looking people.

    • @adurskenplayz5984
      @adurskenplayz5984 Рік тому +12

      Fr 😂

    • @ledpinkdefsabbathwhokinksd9733
      @ledpinkdefsabbathwhokinksd9733 Рік тому +4

      i swear

    • @thecomentingcat6280
      @thecomentingcat6280 Рік тому +1

      It's because most of them are nerds

    • @DiocletianLarius
      @DiocletianLarius Рік тому +74

      Most reenactors and Roman Larpers (like me) are just weebs and basement dwellers. We will never have the makings of a varsity legionary

    • @JonathanVCD
      @JonathanVCD Рік тому +3

      @@DiocletianLariushey, what’s your fascination with rome about, like why rome what makes them significant? i think it’s a cool and unique interest and your pfp also prompted me to ask

  • @Manhandle730
    @Manhandle730 2 роки тому +78

    Damn, those boys are green as hell!! Where’s the sarge to whip them into a functioning unit?!!

    • @maarekstele2998
      @maarekstele2998 2 роки тому +10

      Would it be centurion ?

    • @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870
      @thefirstprimariscatosicari6870 2 роки тому +7

      @@maarekstele2998 A Decano, or Optio or Tesserarius, I think.

    • @stepanfedorov561
      @stepanfedorov561 2 роки тому +2

      Sir, yes sir

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      Fucking finally I came across a comment that noticed this too. Every one of them is horribly out of shape. Even the way they throw spears or sling rocks shows clumsiness, lack of training. It's an insult to romans to be even demonstrate it.

  • @sarmadrasool5637
    @sarmadrasool5637 Рік тому +2

    Really appreciate these roman solidiers giving demonstrations for the camera guy.

  • @Nerobyrne
    @Nerobyrne 2 роки тому +133

    The sling really needs more love. It's a weapon that requires almost no space, and ammo is literally lying on the ground.
    Truly, this is the people's weapon.

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому +7

      Pleb's weapon*

    • @khankrum1
      @khankrum1 Рік тому +5

      The sling was the most feared missile weapon because you could not see it coming. They were so powerful that forceps were used to dig the " bullet" out of the body!

    • @khankrum1
      @khankrum1 Рік тому

      @@IRussian007 you need to read Xenophon !

    • @johnjacomb2645
      @johnjacomb2645 Рік тому +1

      You need less space to use a bow but I agree it's an underrated weapon

    • @NotSoJonathanDingleberry
      @NotSoJonathanDingleberry Рік тому

      Bro you can literally shove the thing in your pocket while the bow requires tons of space in the back@@johnjacomb2645

  • @TheArchaos
    @TheArchaos 2 роки тому +103

    Slinging is good fun, thou you have to do it in a controlled environment as these things can and will cause great harm.

    • @FrancisR420
      @FrancisR420 2 роки тому +1

      When we were learning about them in school we threw around a ball of masking tape.

  • @loyaltyisroyalty5616
    @loyaltyisroyalty5616 2 роки тому +28

    The phrases on the sling projectiles had me lmfao

    • @Kain1805
      @Kain1805 2 роки тому +6

      Search for ancient rome grafitti translations, it's hilarious how we are still the same since then

  • @logancrawford5379
    @logancrawford5379 2 роки тому +30

    That writing on the stone is funny as hell. Soldiers really haven’t changed much.

    • @Kain1805
      @Kain1805 2 роки тому +6

      Humans in general you mean

    • @mr.strugglesnuggle6668
      @mr.strugglesnuggle6668 2 роки тому +2

      Lead shots, not stone.

    • @logancrawford5379
      @logancrawford5379 2 роки тому +1

      @@mr.strugglesnuggle6668 0-0

    • @spades9681
      @spades9681 2 роки тому +4

      @@Kain1805 No, that's pretty standard military humor. "Fuck the guy commanding us haha!"

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 2 роки тому

      @@spades9681 could’ve been literal if it’s Romans we’re talking about

  • @lolacolt5020
    @lolacolt5020 2 роки тому +13

    Was not expecting that lead carved Legionnaire shade tbf

  • @nephicus339
    @nephicus339 2 роки тому +15

    It's funny because a lot of people see the sling and think, "Well, that's not scary."
    Until you get 40 people with slings shooting at the same things, then it's terrifying.

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому +2

      Everyone thinks its scary till they see the roman shield and shining armor.

    • @karstenschuhmann8334
      @karstenschuhmann8334 Рік тому +2

      ​@@IRussian007It is probably the reason cavallery had iron masks.

    • @themindset-yj3hp
      @themindset-yj3hp 8 місяців тому

      @@karstenschuhmann8334that was because when stabbed in the eye or neck animals run amok
      For instance at the battle of Guatamala to counter the elephant instead of planting the pikes they he told them to aim for the eye because charging Elephants don’t stop when confronted by pikes unless they lose vision

    • @karstenschuhmann8334
      @karstenschuhmann8334 8 місяців тому

      @@themindset-yj3hp Roman Cavalry had face masks for the rider. They were to be worn below a Roman helmet.

    • @themindset-yj3hp
      @themindset-yj3hp 8 місяців тому

      @@karstenschuhmann8334 not for all that most mostly reserved for the richer men or men of higher authority the Roman cavalry from 200 bc to 1000 ad was auxiliary or barbarians the roman cav sucked and Roman’s only made unstoppable infantry and they fell of after 387 ad and the Foederati became the main army of Rome up until Bucellarii and they where relatively good but weren’t exactly Roman in fact no unit was Roman after the fall of the East

  • @ZecaPinto1
    @ZecaPinto1 2 роки тому +38

    Sling "rarely talked about"?
    The balearic entered the chat

    • @PromethiaSHADOW
      @PromethiaSHADOW 2 роки тому

      THANK YOU!! someone else who understands the value of the Balearic slingers

    • @juanmedina1934
      @juanmedina1934 2 роки тому +3

      It was literally used to kill the Goliath

    • @fabiocosta3830
      @fabiocosta3830 Рік тому

      Technically he is correct.
      Everyone focus on bows, crossbows, maybe javelins and throwing knives. But in general, the sling is forgotten.

  • @dood9255
    @dood9255 2 роки тому +51

    it's really funny to see that men never changes since 2000+ years ago

  • @zanelowe2766
    @zanelowe2766 2 роки тому +3

    Wow they took hurling insults to a whole new level

  • @Tomartyr
    @Tomartyr 2 роки тому +3

    my fav message written on shot: "catch"

  • @B30WULF-dp5hq
    @B30WULF-dp5hq Місяць тому +2

    I'm a local archaeologist in an area in Italy where we dig up artifacts like these. My favorite inscribed "sling stone" that a colleague and I found was really quite something. It read "it's morbin' time"

  • @habibie9929
    @habibie9929 2 роки тому +51

    The older version of writing OwO on a missle

    • @dominmaj9682
      @dominmaj9682 Рік тому +2

      Wait WHAT WHO DID IT

    • @GoErikTheRed
      @GoErikTheRed Рік тому

      @@dominmaj9682 There are plenty of images coming out of Ukraine of soldiers putting "fun" messages on mortar shells and the like. And Americans have been well documented writing messages on bombs since WWII

    • @dominmaj9682
      @dominmaj9682 Рік тому

      @@GoErikTheRed i guess humans don't change at all

  • @Vikanuck
    @Vikanuck 2 роки тому +12

    Was absolutely not expecting that last bit and almost spit out my Twix haha 😂

  • @syborgcat3830
    @syborgcat3830 2 роки тому +4

    Writing on slingshot ammo is the ancient equivalent of writing on bombs

  • @blikthepro972
    @blikthepro972 Рік тому +2

    legends say the rock that went in and out of goliath's head wrote "eat ass bozo"

  • @The_State_of_Oklahoma
    @The_State_of_Oklahoma Рік тому +3

    Props to the cameraman for going back in time to record this

  • @TetsuShima
    @TetsuShima 2 роки тому +33

    0:24 The romans suffered a lot from the use of the sling during the Judean Revolts. In fact, the mini-series "Ancient Rome: Rise and Fall of an Empire" depicts a scene in which a group of roman soldiers are completely massacred by jewish rebels who only use slings against them

    • @cristsan4171
      @cristsan4171 2 роки тому +3

      King David was leading them.

    • @michellebrown4903
      @michellebrown4903 2 роки тому +7

      Was that before he sent Bathsheba's husband, Uriah,
      to the hottest part of the battle so that he could be killed, thereafter leaving a clear run for David to get his leg over ?

    • @abnerdoon4902
      @abnerdoon4902 2 роки тому +1

      @@michellebrown4903 Sigma Grindset.

    • @bpeper1365
      @bpeper1365 2 роки тому

      @@michellebrown4903 He already had ‘got his leg over’.
      She was pregnant and David wanted him killed so that he could marry her and cover up his crime. He had tried to get Uriah to sleep with her to cover it up, but Uriah had refused. So the only solution was to marry her. And he could only marry her if Uriah died.
      It was an unbearable scandal and crime that the king would have committed such adultery.
      But there is no hidden sin before God. David was publicly humiliated by one of his sons. The child Bathsheba bore died. His children ran amok. The kingdom was eventually divided and ultimately destroyed.

    • @mr.strugglesnuggle6668
      @mr.strugglesnuggle6668 2 роки тому

      Not sure what history you've been reading but pretty sure that emperor Hadrian's legionaries were the ones doing all the massacring at Judea and not the other way around.
      Unless you mean the start of Bar Kokhba revolt where the Jewish soldiers started systemically slaughtering all the non-Jews in the area 🤔

  • @price3434
    @price3434 2 роки тому +4

    Let’s all appreciate the cameraman for going back in time to get us this footage

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      Its not back in time, these lads have no physical ability for war. Im not even kidding. Theyre best for cannon fodder.

  • @HistoricalWeapons
    @HistoricalWeapons 2 роки тому +11

    Slings need more love, all that seems to be talked about in ancient range weaponry are bows and javelins

    • @gustavoaraujopenha8463
      @gustavoaraujopenha8463 2 роки тому +1

      I almost never have seem much talk about javelins even though they were used from the Stone age all the way up to gunpowder by almost every army.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 2 роки тому +1

      More love? My great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great Great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great great grandfather got brutally killed by this.
      Rest in peace octavius

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      Thats because rocks didnt kill but hurt. The idea was to reduce effectiveness of the enemy when hand to hand began. But against armored romans it was laughable. So yes, no one gives a shit about pebbles.

  • @stevetarrant3898
    @stevetarrant3898 2 роки тому +6

    Some pilum were designed of soft iron so when it was thrown in would often bend. This prevents the enemy picking it up and using it against you.

    • @felixloewenich2202
      @felixloewenich2202 9 місяців тому

      There are exactly zero ancient sources that back up that theory

    • @cristhianramirez6939
      @cristhianramirez6939 5 місяців тому

      @@felixloewenich2202 At least the part of softer iron and different types of pila its true, but i dont know if the "designed to bend" part it is

  • @SteffanBlanco1
    @SteffanBlanco1 11 місяців тому +1

    “Catch this” - Septimus

  • @PossumMedic
    @PossumMedic 2 роки тому +48

    With phrases like: "Get gud kid!" And "did your mom" 😂

  • @bobpowers9637
    @bobpowers9637 2 роки тому +8

    Pila also had a pivot where the wooden shaft and metal spear met so if it landed in an enemy’s shield they would be forced to drop their shield.

    • @ameytiwari1247
      @ameytiwari1247 2 роки тому

      Yeah, Gaius Marius brought that change

    • @dan1984842
      @dan1984842 2 роки тому

      “The pilum had a maximum distance of around 100 feet (30 meters) through the effective range was 50 to 65 feet (15 to 20 meters). The pilum was designed so that the shank bent or broke off from the wooden shaft on impact to prevent the opponent from throwing it back at the Romans or to get stuck into enemy shields.”

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      You're late bro, that shit was drilled to annoyance by every history video.

  • @gnarfarmer
    @gnarfarmer 2 роки тому +4

    my favorite message I've seen on a slingstone is "catch"

  • @MyOpinionIsInvalid
    @MyOpinionIsInvalid 2 роки тому +1

    "Parry this you filthy casual!"
    Some dude's rocky probably

  • @Merlin_Ambrosius_1100
    @Merlin_Ambrosius_1100 2 роки тому +1

    Never really looked into how a sling works but seeing how it’s basically a rope and not a loop really helped me understand why it works. Thanks!

  • @TrilRust
    @TrilRust 2 роки тому +23

    props to the camera man traveling back in time to get this astonishing footage 👀

  • @tyersalladam4735
    @tyersalladam4735 2 роки тому +29

    'Insert' HBO ROME quotes on every stones! 😂

    • @TurinTurumba
      @TurinTurumba 2 роки тому +3

      *Thirteen*

    • @drake9634
      @drake9634 2 роки тому +3

      Imagine getting hit by "Real Roman bread for real Romans"

    • @ryanbright1363
      @ryanbright1363 2 роки тому +3

      HE WAS A CONSUL OF ROME!!!
      The Vandal soldier rubbing his head - who was?
      Zombie Caesar - Pompey

    • @andrewpestotnik5495
      @andrewpestotnik5495 2 роки тому

      From General Posca with love

    • @thelostcosmonaut5555
      @thelostcosmonaut5555 2 роки тому

      Jupiter's cock!

  • @akumasstorytime3910
    @akumasstorytime3910 2 роки тому +12

    The sling is the main reason why David and Goliath is a story about a man pulling a fucking gun on a strong human.

  • @Killabear-en2xq
    @Killabear-en2xq 2 роки тому +1

    The pila is beyond awesome. Rome Total War showed it's awesomeness.

  • @lionelpink7187
    @lionelpink7187 Рік тому

    The tireless dedication of these awesome examples of human kind is notable..

  • @pictureperfect6556
    @pictureperfect6556 2 роки тому +12

    These are the types of shorts i would love to see more of!

  • @soccrstar4
    @soccrstar4 2 роки тому +16

    I thought the one guy was gonna yeet the spear straight into the soldier in line until I realized the people in front of him were real 😳

  • @mewkitsune6978
    @mewkitsune6978 2 роки тому +2746

    "Remember switching to you side sword is much more faster than reloading your spear"

    • @aat_001
      @aat_001 2 роки тому +66

      If you know, you know!

    • @generic2021
      @generic2021 2 роки тому +28

      i know but i dont know but i also know deep inside me that i dont know but in reality i know but i know i just lied but then again i know that i lied so i know i know

    • @idiedlongago2336
      @idiedlongago2336 2 роки тому +5

      👏👏👏👏👏

    • @balkanmontero
      @balkanmontero 2 роки тому +10

      Remember, swapping to your pugio is faster than reloading"

    • @AC-hj9tv
      @AC-hj9tv 2 роки тому +3

      Pilum*

  • @bryguysays2948
    @bryguysays2948 2 роки тому +11

    "Deez Nutz"
    ...was found inscripted on an ancient stone.

  • @quotes612
    @quotes612 2 роки тому

    This channel is super undervalued

  • @thehermitman822
    @thehermitman822 2 роки тому

    Sling ammo guy seems like a sweet gig. I'm just imagining an ammo cart and maybe a few guys with buckets taking scoops and running to each slinger to refill them.

  • @mormacil
    @mormacil 2 роки тому +19

    No mention of plumbatae?

    • @Callmecel
      @Callmecel 2 роки тому +4

      We focused on the early Imperial soldier for this video :)

    • @bsoul3177
      @bsoul3177 2 роки тому +4

      @@Callmecel exactly. But weirdly all of their weaponry and armor shields etc are all late anyways so

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      Dude, you think a casual youtuber is a good source of history? The actors don't have enough training to even raid a pantry.

  • @Jacket_50_Blessings
    @Jacket_50_Blessings 2 роки тому +4

    I remember seeing one that said “watch out” in Latin 💀

  • @RJ-wx3fh
    @RJ-wx3fh 2 роки тому +8

    Imagine being Merced by some guy who drew a knob on his slingshot rounds

  • @alialamry5489
    @alialamry5489 2 роки тому +2

    Soldier 1:what is writen on the rock?
    Soldier 2:idk i don't speak pizza

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      There are many funny comments here but yours takes the pizza.

  • @rh906
    @rh906 Рік тому

    It's nice to know soldiers never change.

  • @wivota3350
    @wivota3350 2 роки тому +4

    The spear is called "pilum", pila is the plural form

  • @johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655
    @johnjacobjingleheimerschmi6655 2 роки тому +32

    Men back in the day drawing diks on rocks and throwing them at each other.
    Some things never change.

  • @governmentaccount_089
    @governmentaccount_089 2 роки тому +3

    “Oh golly I hope their not coming for us” - a Nipton NPC probably

  • @shreks_loins3963
    @shreks_loins3963 Рік тому

    Glad to see that soldiers never change

  • @obamna5923
    @obamna5923 Рік тому +1

    "Merry Christmas and a happy new year." -A Roman Soldier.

  • @ZeDoPife
    @ZeDoPife 2 роки тому +9

    "Deez nuts"
    -Cleitinicus, (i have no idea when)

  • @harryvh3356
    @harryvh3356 2 роки тому +6

    I'm sure it's mentioned elsewhere on this video but it's probably noteworthy to also mention on here that the Pila was designed to get stuck in the enemy's wooden shields. After it gets stuck, it drags the shield down, forcing the enemy to throw away the shield and fight the Romans with only their main-hand weapon.

    • @samuelmendoza9356
      @samuelmendoza9356 Рік тому

      Also, it bends on impact which forces the enemy to drop their shields or at least, not be thrown back.

  • @rikosaikawa9024
    @rikosaikawa9024 Рік тому +1

    You hit me! You hit me right in the arm!

  • @Nicolas-lo8db
    @Nicolas-lo8db 2 роки тому +1

    Words cant hurt me
    Legionnaire: and i took that personnaly!

  • @jobengals86
    @jobengals86 Рік тому +1

    The pilar was double hooked on its tip, & if I recall, was especially useful in making enemy soldier's shields nearly useless, as they could not dig the pilar out of their shield before close quarters combat

  • @wolfbane7497
    @wolfbane7497 11 місяців тому +1

    Octavian : " why do people hate me so much I don't get it "

  • @byci
    @byci 5 днів тому +1

    usually the sling rotates the other way around. It gives yoy more power and distance

    • @Minecraftrok999
      @Minecraftrok999 Годину тому

      Yep, they were also used far more by light infantry and skirmishers (Velites) than Heavy infantry

  • @Yoki-u8z
    @Yoki-u8z Рік тому

    My grandpa tells us stories from when he used to be in the Roman army and he used to wear those uniforms, amazing

  • @AverageAlien
    @AverageAlien 2 роки тому

    Glad we have this footage from the classical period

  • @Wolfwarriorkommando
    @Wolfwarriorkommando 2 роки тому +1

    my favorite saying on those lead ones was simply “catch!”

  • @Dr.Gainzzz
    @Dr.Gainzzz Рік тому +1

    Something that didn’t get mention was the ability of the pilum to literally go through shields or outright break them in half sometimes. They were literally anti shield devices. The Roman’s were masters on the battlefield during this period of time.

  • @saigovind3006
    @saigovind3006 2 роки тому

    Kudos to the time traveler who brought the ancient roman soldiers to the future to demonstrate in this video.

  • @stonehengemaca
    @stonehengemaca 2 роки тому

    The Pila is such a clever way to make enemy shields useless. Sticking in and bending. Genius.

  • @klaus7164
    @klaus7164 2 роки тому +1

    Unreal: The Flak projectile has a smiley on the front.

  • @swiftmatic1189
    @swiftmatic1189 2 роки тому

    I made a sling when I was a kid. Dead C-cell batteries were my favorite ammunition. Powerful

  • @abovegroundgarage
    @abovegroundgarage 2 роки тому

    The end literally had me dying, got my ass off guard

  • @comcastjohn
    @comcastjohn Рік тому

    Fascinating history! Thank you for your great work.

  • @unappreciatedtreehouse821
    @unappreciatedtreehouse821 2 роки тому +2

    This reminded me of the punchline of a joke I heard once, "David slew Goliath with a stone and sling. He didn't slap him down and stomp the shit out of him."

    • @IRussian007
      @IRussian007 Рік тому

      You're unappreciated because you can't read.

  • @maximarpgmobileboy3019
    @maximarpgmobileboy3019 3 місяці тому

    " practice accuracy " he nailed it!!!

  • @ttx3
    @ttx3 Місяць тому +1

    when US bombed Yugoslavia in 1999, during Easter time, on the bombes it was written ‘Happy Easter’ 🐣