Playing Krakow in Victoria II . . .

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  • Опубліковано 21 лис 2024

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  • @GpH1936
    @GpH1936 3 роки тому +433

    Watched like three videos and now I’m leagues better at Vic2 than I was like three days ago, 10/10 channel, cant wait for you to play as Banat

  • @konradb.3010
    @konradb.3010 2 роки тому +123

    'I could have done way better but I just got screwed over a lot near the mid-game and end-game"
    *Historically accurate statement about Polish history*

  • @EionB2
    @EionB2 3 роки тому +566

    I am once again asking you to play Kunduz. You have already turned a single city into an empire, all you have to do is embrace the pain further.

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  3 роки тому +116

      already working on another video but ill make Kunduz the next one

    • @charlessewell6101
      @charlessewell6101 2 роки тому +14

      He didn’t do Kunduz😭

    • @beeakan5030
      @beeakan5030 2 роки тому +6

      @@Smooved No kunduz?

    • @NoNameAtAll2
      @NoNameAtAll2 Рік тому +1

      ​@@SmoovedKunduz?

  • @amethystgamer852
    @amethystgamer852 2 роки тому +240

    7:52 true, however, I once had my anarcho-liberal party spawn as literally *the* perfect party. Jingoist, state-capitalist, protectionism, moralism, full-citizenship
    I was pretty powerful that game lol.

    • @alexanderriches6263
      @alexanderriches6263 2 роки тому +10

      Was that as the Dutch by any chance?

    • @tacoguy764
      @tacoguy764 2 роки тому +3

      What country?

    • @amethystgamer852
      @amethystgamer852 2 роки тому +5

      @@tacoguy764 I don't remember it was almost 2 years ago, but imma try to find it

    • @amethystgamer852
      @amethystgamer852 2 роки тому +27

      Okay that literally took me 5 seconds lmfao,
      I was playing as the Netherlands, and I edited the comment as I had gotten one aspect wrong, the Anti-Revolutionaire Partij was moralist, not pluralist

    • @lukebaker5135
      @lukebaker5135 2 роки тому +6

      Lol state-capitalist anarcho-liberals, they really can’t decide what their economic beliefs are.

  • @Menno_3
    @Menno_3 2 роки тому +15

    29:24 We've got a time traveller over here!

  • @vlads3283
    @vlads3283 2 роки тому +39

    27:35 leader is selected based on military score not based on GP ranking(as long as you're both GP's

  • @Texan_Roy
    @Texan_Roy 2 місяці тому +4

    Krakow still has a larger population than Texas at the start of the game

  • @KrysFG
    @KrysFG 2 роки тому +9

    oooh i was born in Krakow, make my city great

  • @durianjaykin3576
    @durianjaykin3576 3 роки тому +107

    I would have savescummed like mad. I had a game as montenegro where i replayed the german brothers war so many times, giving subsidies to both sides keeping the war as long as possible so i can deck on austria when they are at the weakest. I got lots of money thanks to russia deccing on china for me

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  3 роки тому +38

      I try not to savescum because it ruins the experience but if the game started breaking during the late game thats my exception or to test decisions or events

  • @noriyakigumble3011
    @noriyakigumble3011 2 роки тому +1

    You are CRIMINALLY underrated dude. Like, Holy shit, Not only are you great at the game, But you’ve taught me some super neat tricks

  • @Dmv_gabe
    @Dmv_gabe 3 роки тому +12

    This is rare and I see this as an honor to see one and done one

  • @kozackimapper8793
    @kozackimapper8793 2 роки тому +5

    Pov: you are pole
    You see karków
    You click

  • @Quarbit
    @Quarbit 2 роки тому +2

    welcome to the algorithm. nice video, fellow map gamer

  • @Lord1885
    @Lord1885 2 роки тому

    I love how we can hear polish anthem in the background, very entertaining video, cheers

  • @GwainSagaFanChannel
    @GwainSagaFanChannel 2 роки тому

    Krakow becoming the singapore of europe in 1900s by researching everything makes sense

  • @Hataliano
    @Hataliano 2 роки тому +1

    Ah yes, Kraków.
    Only one part 20 years after partitions where Poles were able to feel free in Austrian part

  • @bigbubble4282
    @bigbubble4282 2 роки тому +2

    When you formed the Commonwealth, you could've just spit out a bunch of puppets to lower your infamy and THEN formed the Commonwealth.

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  2 роки тому +3

      That would have been smart

  • @therealestsnake
    @therealestsnake 3 роки тому +35

    Yeah that really was just bad rng. Can't wait to try Krakow out on Vic3. Good video!!!

  • @rusty2920
    @rusty2920 2 роки тому +1

    Bro you are criminally undersubbed. You make the best paradox content. keep it up😎

  • @q0w1e2r3t4y5
    @q0w1e2r3t4y5 2 роки тому +1

    "Nǐ kàn bùjiàn wǒ" - You can't see me in Chinese. :D Nice profile pic, comrade. LOL

  • @blueshellincident
    @blueshellincident 2 роки тому +3

    Found your channel and watched a couple of your videos, I like your style and I like the content. Feels like you should have more subscribers, keep up the good work yeah?

  • @NotAnAustralianEngineer
    @NotAnAustralianEngineer Рік тому

    "You get prestige but you also die" - DinoStan

  • @nooraldeen6327
    @nooraldeen6327 2 роки тому +1

    Wow i can't believe I didn't know this channel existed. I've been starving for vic2 content for months.

  • @enko2xd243
    @enko2xd243 3 роки тому +5

    Puede que hable español, pero ni eso evitara que diga lo epico de este video xd

  • @Mrkubikx
    @Mrkubikx 2 роки тому +2

    I hope Kraków will be added as a nation in Vicky3

  • @sakakaka4064
    @sakakaka4064 2 роки тому +1

    Featuring my city! :D

  • @pedrohenriquegiacometti6181
    @pedrohenriquegiacometti6181 2 роки тому +8

    dude, the things u do are just on another level of map sickness, that scandi video was quite simply schizo level, 200IQ, 5 head move and suddenly you convinced me to go back to casual playing, guess I'll have to thank u pre-emptively for rediscovering vic2
    hope you're able to upload more videos, well done brah 👏 👍

  • @Vitorruy1
    @Vitorruy1 3 роки тому +2

    this channel is so underrated, I feel special being one of the first subscribers

  • @taWay21
    @taWay21 2 роки тому +6

    Dude, this is hilarious. Please make more videos xD

  • @yuyangwu9602
    @yuyangwu9602 2 роки тому

    You can actually liberate Galicia-Lodomeria and a decision pops up. Boom! You become Galicia-Lodomeria now!

  • @realhawaii5o
    @realhawaii5o 2 роки тому +1

    The bonus bonus clip.

  • @ahmedgalal8003
    @ahmedgalal8003 2 роки тому +1

    Really enjoyed the game-play man keep up the good work!

  • @DerekTDR
    @DerekTDR 2 роки тому

    26:07 On this flag you have logo of National-Radical Camp that was founded in 1934 and still exists.

  • @thelegendaryarrox5559
    @thelegendaryarrox5559 2 роки тому

    i watched this whole video INTENTLY superb content

  • @raff03
    @raff03 2 роки тому

    I've been playing victoria 2 for a few weeks and I didn't even noticed there was a state there lmao

  • @akiamini4006
    @akiamini4006 2 роки тому

    Poggers Zhang Xina con ! AMAZING!

  • @idontlikerome2744
    @idontlikerome2744 2 роки тому +3

    Oh boi having to depend on the AI to fight wars...
    And they say that in Vic3 you cannot control your armies, imagine the attrition nightmare it will be the Great Game letting the AI control do everything

    • @Xerxes4720
      @Xerxes4720 2 роки тому +1

      V3 not Ck3… in Ck3 you Van control still your armies.

    • @idontlikerome2744
      @idontlikerome2744 2 роки тому

      @@Xerxes4720 Fixed, thx man

  • @socialcreditdistributionsy3358
    @socialcreditdistributionsy3358 2 роки тому

    damn you have grown i been here since the ottoman video

  • @ShahjahanMasood
    @ShahjahanMasood 2 роки тому +2

    This was really fun to watch.

  • @YuiFunami
    @YuiFunami 2 роки тому

    i'd probably save before the war with hungary to avoid doing the start 3 times

  • @Reyten
    @Reyten 2 роки тому

    Nice channel 👌
    Appreciate your pronunciation at «Lodomeria» moment

  • @pineda6492
    @pineda6492 3 роки тому

    desde una mancha en europa hasta una potencia mundial

  • @sarmaticus9155
    @sarmaticus9155 2 роки тому

    Big progs for the Warszawianka playing in the background

  • @NiskaMagnusson
    @NiskaMagnusson 2 роки тому +1

    ahh yes, the masochist tag...

  • @racekpizduskin3740
    @racekpizduskin3740 2 роки тому +7

    I love how your Galicia-Lodomeria looks more like czechoslovakia XD

  • @fusionreactor7179
    @fusionreactor7179 2 роки тому

    Someone needs to tell this little man that he can just load up a save from the beginning of the war instead of starting from 1836 each time

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  2 роки тому +5

      The reason I reloaded from the beginning each time is because you restart, the events and wars that happen at the beginning of the game will play out slightly or drastically differently. Russia for example might build more brigades on one playthough or lose brigades on another playthrough. For nations like krakow these things can make a difference. Also savescumming makes the game less fun for me so I avoid doing it.

  • @jojo6970
    @jojo6970 3 роки тому

    Based video. I watched all your stuff and I'm really enjoying it countinue the good stuff

  • @screamingeagles2670
    @screamingeagles2670 2 роки тому

    Love those borders

  • @khio9017
    @khio9017 2 роки тому

    My fellow comrade

  • @HalIOfFamer
    @HalIOfFamer 2 роки тому

    polish hussars and hussars in the game are 2 different types of units, polish hussars were shock cav and would be almost usless at the time the gtame starts.

  • @sesameoil0009
    @sesameoil0009 2 роки тому +1

    ever thought about converting that save to hoi4?

  • @oversizedspeedbump9375
    @oversizedspeedbump9375 2 роки тому

    underrated channel wtf

  • @joseluismedelgarcia2046
    @joseluismedelgarcia2046 2 роки тому

    Long live kracow

  • @KIKO00752
    @KIKO00752 2 роки тому +2

    I'm wondering if Victoria 2 is easier to learn then hoi4

  • @maxymillian
    @maxymillian 2 роки тому +1

    mfw me actually living in krakow (yes we're on crack all the time)

  • @NovaInquisicaoGN315
    @NovaInquisicaoGN315 3 роки тому

    I was thinking about olay as krakoe

  • @qpMiki
    @qpMiki 2 роки тому +1

    POSLKA GUROM

  • @Bigzthegreat
    @Bigzthegreat Рік тому

    Lore:
    After the brutal battle of Misk which saw a total humiliation of British armies, during 1937-1938, a civil war lead by Communists easily defeated (although with much scorched earth on the monarchist side) British guards due to the monarchist's incompetent leadership
    The Polish-Lithuanian Empire, infamous as ever would be brought down from their hegemonic position in world politics after the death of Smooved III, with the subsequent wars being one of the most destructive in world history.
    At 1939, Germany and Russia began an invasion of Poland. France, seeing a chance to reclaim their former territories joined the war, opening up the western front. The UK, despite their bitterness would be too exhausted to join another war, the tragedy of 1935 still looming over the footsoldiers of the army, lowering their morale.
    The Eastern front would see Polish troops taking defensive positions, although new German armour would challenge the defensive advantage of the old wars. Germany, with help from German partisans would retake Kongisburg, with their superior navy destroying whatever the polish cobbled together.
    The Russians would not see as much success as the Germans, as they would be stuck in old WWI strategies. Although they had found out how to utilize gas, they were still much behind technologically from Germany and Poland. Poland would end up making quite an expensive offensive, utilizing their planes to push to the Kiev river. They would then maintain defensive positions, seeing a continued offensive into Russia too expensive for what it was worth.
    In the Balkans, Austria and Hungary, seeking revenge, would join the war on the German's side. The mountains would prove to be a challenge that their meager armies could not pass however. Romania, being promised Russian territories, would support Poland in this war, with them pushing Hungary until German support arrived.
    The Dutch, still angered over their previous wars which resulted in a colossal humiliation would join the war in 1940. French troops would flood into the Netherlands, with Wallonia being encircled. The French would try to counterattack in Westphilia, as the Germans had made various breakthroughs in the south.
    At this point, it had became obvious that both sides just needed another great power to join in order to capitulate the other. The UK was still recovering from a civil war, the US was neutral, Spain and Portugal had little reason to join, with them being broken empires anyway, and Japan was on the other side of the world. Italy however, could be convinced to join.

    • @Bigzthegreat
      @Bigzthegreat Рік тому

      Italy was a wild card though. It was clear that the Italians had ambitions to control the Mediterranian, with them being quite aggressive towards Greece and the Ottomans, seeing them as weak targets. Getting Italy to join either side could spark the Ottomans to join the other.

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  Рік тому

      This is really cool. I never imagined this campaigns future after 1936.

  • @Lazurath101
    @Lazurath101 2 роки тому

    Bing Chilling

  • @mygzonik
    @mygzonik 2 роки тому

    wielki Kraków i polska gurom

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 2 роки тому

    Article 5 moment

  • @Fabrissable
    @Fabrissable 2 роки тому +1

    I know video is 7 months old but I just wanna say that Huzars and Hussars are not the same thing. Huzars were recon light late napoleonic era cavalry, while Hussars were heavy armored shock cavalry of XV-XVII century, not same thing.

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  2 роки тому

      Oh cool I actually didn't know that. Thanks for letting me know

  • @skymaster0yt
    @skymaster0yt 2 роки тому

    Jeszcze Polska nie zginęła!

  • @anthonykilleen604
    @anthonykilleen604 2 роки тому

    “I hate free trade” me too friend me too

  • @gintautassickus6390
    @gintautassickus6390 2 роки тому +1

    Release Lithuania as Prussia. You could say it's a MEME-land.

  • @rokmun680
    @rokmun680 2 роки тому

    ai is following radtad doctrine

  • @mrmegalot2324
    @mrmegalot2324 2 роки тому +1

    Pozdrawiam z Polski

  • @compatriot852
    @compatriot852 2 роки тому +3

    0:16 Why would I want to do Krakow? The answer is simple. I'm a crackhead who loves crack.

  • @tommyk7061
    @tommyk7061 2 роки тому

    Krakuf.

  • @KingJupiter
    @KingJupiter 3 роки тому

    Yeah!

  • @aidanjones4067
    @aidanjones4067 2 роки тому

    Swimmyswag's guide is far less comprehensive

  • @tariqquintaohammou3312
    @tariqquintaohammou3312 3 роки тому

    great video, Man!

  • @charlieyoutube5792
    @charlieyoutube5792 2 роки тому

    What mod are you using?

  • @protkrombere6828
    @protkrombere6828 2 роки тому

    is this the vicky 2's byzentium ?

  • @whotookspoons3
    @whotookspoons3 2 роки тому

    Imagine the history books in this world

  • @nobodyreally7339
    @nobodyreally7339 2 роки тому

    What mods do you use

  • @juanpok09cuencamartinez55
    @juanpok09cuencamartinez55 2 роки тому

    Social credit + 30

  • @norwalk2630
    @norwalk2630 2 роки тому

    Nice map

  • @AppleXumber
    @AppleXumber 3 роки тому

    How do I see this data / have this program that appeared at 33:21 ?

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  3 роки тому +1

      I used the VickyWarAnalyzer. Heres the link to the github - github.com/TKasekamp/VickyWarAnalyzer

  • @delian7721
    @delian7721 2 роки тому

    good stuff :D

  • @besacciaesteban
    @besacciaesteban 2 роки тому

    Those Minsk units probably came from India.

  • @AlexeiLjanej
    @AlexeiLjanej 2 роки тому

    Sage is support of Jong Xina
    Sage is support of CCP

  • @asd_man
    @asd_man 2 роки тому +1

    15:00 army

  • @rictur8287
    @rictur8287 2 роки тому

    My vic 2 hasn’t worked in a year I’m so mad.

  • @strasbourgeois1
    @strasbourgeois1 2 роки тому

    Fun fact: I’m the 199,999th viewer of this video.

  • @boass
    @boass 2 роки тому

    You better give us a new upload soon or there will be consequences

  • @Averroes_313
    @Averroes_313 2 роки тому

    Hey bruh, could u try playing as the Malay States like Selangor, Johore, and form Malaysia or Indonesia?

    • @hanselsihotang
      @hanselsihotang 2 роки тому +1

      I tried it a few times. It's pretty fun. You'll basically become Japan 2.0, with fewer pops but with better arnament industry since Indonesia is full of Sulfur, Coal and Oil. And some Rubber too.
      Then I basically form SEA co-prosperity sphere by sphering or annexing Indochina and Philippines.

  • @nesqquix5775
    @nesqquix5775 2 роки тому

    why tf did he played from 1836 for every attempt, just save before the war

  • @augustus6178
    @augustus6178 2 роки тому

    min 15.48, why did italy ceded Savoy and Nice to France?

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  2 роки тому

      It's an event that happens after Italy unifies. France gets cores and then Italy gets an event to give france the land. Italy usually accepts and they lose cores on savoy and nice

  • @joaquinelorrieta4203
    @joaquinelorrieta4203 2 роки тому

    Nice video

  • @anakinstartpanakinidonthav4553
    @anakinstartpanakinidonthav4553 2 роки тому

    It sounds like he said crack-cow instead of krakow

  • @denfy6560
    @denfy6560 2 роки тому +1

    You deserve 1 sub!

  • @juliox1929
    @juliox1929 3 роки тому

    Sos un crack papu :v

  • @SacodePatatasXD
    @SacodePatatasXD 2 роки тому

    Just realized I have 700+ hours in this game and I have no idea how to play LMAO

  • @maxwalker1159
    @maxwalker1159 2 роки тому

    cool

  • @Rearpix
    @Rearpix 2 роки тому +1

    Its Krakow not crack cow

  • @toxicwaste159
    @toxicwaste159 2 роки тому

    Now do Lippe-Detmold

  • @alex857tgg
    @alex857tgg 2 роки тому

    Damn i wanna play crackcow

  • @okuramodonn385
    @okuramodonn385 2 роки тому

    What's this mod's name again tho

  • @KingJupiter
    @KingJupiter 3 роки тому +4

    I love your Video's , also check out my own alt-history mod on the Victoria 2 modding server, its called Throne of Lorraine

    • @Smooved
      @Smooved  3 роки тому +1

      Ive been busy lately but I'll check it out later

    • @KingJupiter
      @KingJupiter 3 роки тому

      @@Smooved would be nice if you could write in the general...
      Its an insider