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  • @spcs1
    @spcs1 Рік тому +8948

    "Because everyone is dumb"
    Never have truer words been spoken

    • @mamavswild
      @mamavswild 11 місяців тому +7

      Fine, but that would be an absolute sht nurse. Whatever their relationship is, it wasn’t his place to do that.

    • @cobypoole3839
      @cobypoole3839 11 місяців тому +21

      ​@@mamavswildcry me a river

    • @velvetbees
      @velvetbees 11 місяців тому +8

      It needs to go on a t-shirt.

    • @mamavswild
      @mamavswild 11 місяців тому +4

      @@cobypoole3839 I ain’t crying but thanks for the gaslighting; I find it so funny how people like you just think they’re so intelligent for shutting someone down by ascribing an emotion to them when I simply stated ‘it wasn’t his place’. It says a lot about you. It says you’re emotional, your manipulative but most importantly, it says you were defensive and that my comment made you feel cornered so you struck out like a little cat.

    • @jeremiah30-06
      @jeremiah30-06 10 місяців тому +9

      ​@@mamavswildLOL

  • @hilol3626
    @hilol3626 Рік тому +1949

    “SUNNY! WHERE ARE YOU?”
    _”what the hell is that?”_

    • @sunsearayhardin4720
      @sunsearayhardin4720 11 місяців тому +3

      That's my nickname ahh

    • @SheilaRough
      @SheilaRough 9 місяців тому +2

      ​@@sunsearayhardin4720my dad was called Sonny by every member of his family until he was well into his 80's.

  • @andyobekpa
    @andyobekpa Рік тому +2670

    That “because everyone is dumb” felt so real man

    • @mommacita2069
      @mommacita2069 Рік тому +4

      😂

    • @ZT1ST
      @ZT1ST Рік тому +3

      Made for an interesting loop: "Okay, fair - go back out there and deal with more patients."

    • @homerodysseus4203
      @homerodysseus4203 Рік тому

      some "pain meds" aka naproxen, charged $20 a pill under "analgesia"

  • @Cookaymonster
    @Cookaymonster 11 місяців тому +493

    “What kind of hospital is this?”
    A real one.

  • @stacygordon3322
    @stacygordon3322 10 місяців тому +186

    "Because everyone is dumb." This is what my soul screams every Mon-Fri

  • @Klekeec
    @Klekeec Рік тому +10983

    “ because everyone is dumb “
    He’s finally aware

    • @SiiriCressey
      @SiiriCressey Рік тому +56

      I think he's been aware for some time.

    • @thinkforyourself1357
      @thinkforyourself1357 Рік тому +35

      I’m pretty sure this is the mindset the majority of nurses have, dealing with so many frustrating patients

    • @vampire64
      @vampire64 Рік тому +12

      Oh Thank God I thought I was alone.

    • @justkiddin84
      @justkiddin84 Рік тому +8

      Lord, yes we are😂😂

    • @BlackBilby
      @BlackBilby Рік тому +13

      This isn't his first trip to the "office". He is just speeding past the conversation part to his umpteenth written warning. Funny how they never let him go. Must be pretty hard-up for serious nurses willing to work ER? Hmm...?

  • @NoxAtlas
    @NoxAtlas Рік тому +5926

    "Second of all: you're 42, man. Get a grip!"
    I freaking lost it😂

    • @cyc.
      @cyc. Рік тому +5

      same

    • @ronaldmoonsun5374
      @ronaldmoonsun5374 Рік тому +44

      But the tummy is upsetty.

    • @jeannerountree952
      @jeannerountree952 Рік тому +8

      That’s exactly what I’ve been wanting to tell my patients all the time

    • @Shopgirl1
      @Shopgirl1 Рік тому +24

      My hubbys 61 and would still rather have his 85yo mom than me his wife of 43 years.bunch of bs..what up with these mammas boys? I don’t know but I’m finally getting rid of mine..can’t handle anymore..my sanity and myself am worth more than this

    • @larrainehowell5679
      @larrainehowell5679 Рік тому +18

      @@Shopgirl1 Just want to say good for you and congratulations, enjoy your freedom to the full!

  • @lovelysophxox
    @lovelysophxox Рік тому +2250

    “you’re 42, man, get a grip!” i ‘bout lost my shit 😂😂😂

    • @RedRoseSeptember22
      @RedRoseSeptember22 11 місяців тому +11

      True, but if he's having that kind of pain it could be a kidney stone or appendix >.>

    • @lovelysophxox
      @lovelysophxox 11 місяців тому +8

      @@RedRoseSeptember22 damn you took it too seriously huh lol

    • @JoyofRVing
      @JoyofRVing 10 місяців тому +22

      @@RedRoseSeptember22 all the more he should have nothing to eat or drink, just in case he needs to go to the OR. 7-up is not the solution.

    • @definitelyauniquename6237
      @definitelyauniquename6237 9 місяців тому +1

      That was a plot twist I was thinking it was a kid 😂

    • @yocarara
      @yocarara 5 місяців тому +3

      @@JoyofRVingNgl 7-Up would just make it worse 💀 imagine being in that bad of pain and battery acid going into your stomach 😵

  • @veeemery3755
    @veeemery3755 Рік тому +27

    "Because everyone is dumb" is now my catchphrase 😹😹😹

  • @Otilia-oz4bb
    @Otilia-oz4bb 10 місяців тому +58

    "Hi, I'm mom"
    - Famous last words -

  • @CrimsonDeathBed
    @CrimsonDeathBed Рік тому +1938

    I’m starting to realize the similarities between working in the ER and working in customer service at Walmart

    • @davidswick8571
      @davidswick8571 11 місяців тому +60

      Try working the front desk of a hotel.... That is even worse

    • @evolvingboard
      @evolvingboard 10 місяців тому +88

      Pretty much any job where you have to interact with people who can just walk in off the street.

    • @ChrisPixel76
      @ChrisPixel76 10 місяців тому +21

      Tell me that... I'm a waiter 🥲

    • @DemraSynfata
      @DemraSynfata 10 місяців тому +12

      at least one gets paid somewhat more

    • @daveroll6463
      @daveroll6463 10 місяців тому +15

      pretty much any job that makes you need to interact with people from all walks of life

  • @notsoextrovert
    @notsoextrovert Рік тому +30493

    'Because everyone is dumb.'
    just some words that needed to said for people like these. ✨✨

    • @NamiNoKanki
      @NamiNoKanki Рік тому +127

      He’s not wrong.

    • @ellen4355
      @ellen4355 Рік тому +26

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @adriancliton9706
      @adriancliton9706 Рік тому +78

      No, thats the majority of Americans. Higher Education should be a human right. Many problems would be solved

    • @yusrafatima6180
      @yusrafatima6180 Рік тому +32

      That was some house kinda reply😂

    • @wayoutwest9507
      @wayoutwest9507 Рік тому +19

      Truth speaker 🎉

  • @TheTrueMorse64
    @TheTrueMorse64 Рік тому +5407

    “Because everyone is dumb” truer words have never been spoken!

    • @kimberlyjeanpierre7540
      @kimberlyjeanpierre7540 Рік тому +13

      😂😂😂

    • @lindadoran6062
      @lindadoran6062 Рік тому +21

      Exactly! It wears you down sometimes how dumb people can be.

    • @JenWren4
      @JenWren4 Рік тому +15

      PREACH! I say we take the warnings off all products and just let natural selection run its course!

    • @adriancliton9706
      @adriancliton9706 Рік тому +4

      Education should be a human right

    • @thadtucker6095
      @thadtucker6095 Рік тому +1

      You're awesome.... thanks for the incite 😊

  • @addylee7496
    @addylee7496 9 місяців тому +6

    "SUNNY WHERE ARE YOU?!!?!?!?!?!!?!" Bro that scared me to death

  • @ZAClimbingNoutdoors
    @ZAClimbingNoutdoors 11 місяців тому +18

    ‘No seven up? What kind of hospital is this?’ Had me on the floor.
    ‘Mom, they’re torturing me’ had me in tears 😂

  • @jacksondarby746
    @jacksondarby746 Рік тому +5721

    The fact that he acts out every person means he can’t give away what age his character is until after he verbally says it

    • @tangerinetech5300
      @tangerinetech5300 11 місяців тому +1

      How did this incoherent ramble get so many likes

    • @FooxTru
      @FooxTru 11 місяців тому +23

      Me waiting for that one person to reply to this comment, doxxing him by revealing his age:

    • @tsu2tsu2
      @tsu2tsu2 11 місяців тому +6

      @@FooxTruwhat?

    • @DavidSmith-vr1nb
      @DavidSmith-vr1nb 11 місяців тому +8

      ​@@FooxTru He's on a comedy tour, I think his age is doxxed already.

    • @Merilirem
      @Merilirem 10 місяців тому +9

      Guys, CHARACTER age...

  • @silverdoe9477
    @silverdoe9477 Рік тому +6591

    I’m a veterinary nurse & I regularly go & hide in the radiology-room, because stupidity hurts my soul more than radiation.

    • @MsZoedog66
      @MsZoedog66 Рік тому +274

      😅😅😅😅I used to work in a library. When I first started working there, a seasoned veteran told me this - the general public are stupid. I thought maybe she was being a bit harsh, but going by the requests for basic instruction on how to use the photocopiers, I tend to agree 😅😢😢😅❤

    • @Duh_D_Rexx
      @Duh_D_Rexx Рік тому +135

      As a Veterinary Assistant, I can concur with this. Although sometimes our attic is fun for looking for “an old file” (because our Doctors still use paper files). The stories I could tell about some of these clients.

    • @Classic7-4-7
      @Classic7-4-7 Рік тому +47

      Almost like those people didn't go to school for 8+ yrs to know what you know ☕️😂

    • @euniceloy7120
      @euniceloy7120 Рік тому +47

      Mine was always the bathroom, or the supply closet! I'm so glad I'm retired!

    • @v.k.mensah2093
      @v.k.mensah2093 Рік тому +7

      Felt. 😭

  • @regan7541
    @regan7541 Рік тому +535

    “you’re 42 man! GET A GRIP!!” i’m crying this was so funny

  • @Atsushi_Akutagawa
    @Atsushi_Akutagawa Рік тому +51

    Ben is such a mood istg

  • @claudiaharbourt9370
    @claudiaharbourt9370 Рік тому +95

    As a nurse of 40 yrs, and all kinds of experience, Ben truly is my Spirit Animal.

    • @ginichase5648
      @ginichase5648 10 місяців тому +1

      Oh so another 2 faced health care worker judging talking shit about some one behind their back

    • @gachaluna2708
      @gachaluna2708 10 місяців тому +2

      I understand that you guys put up with A LOT. However what gives you the right to judge patients calling them stupid and such? Your job is to help. If they're mean I get it. Ignorance on the other hand isn't always the patients fault and you could educate rather than degrade. Smh

    • @johnrussell5592
      @johnrussell5592 10 місяців тому +7

      @@gachaluna2708 You have no idea how little you know about the human condition. Or what ER personnel put up with. Until you've seen what they deal with, and understand the endless hours they work, and the way their supervisors ignore the conditions they work in, you have nothing to shake your head about. Educating the willfully ignorant is useless, as they will not listen or learn. Steve is actually sugarcoating what he shows, and leaving out the WORST of it.

    • @gachaluna2708
      @gachaluna2708 10 місяців тому +1

      @@johnrussell5592 So because I said that I understand that you guys deal with a lot and go through a lot. And have to deal with patients that aren't the best doesn't give you the right to treat people badly. You're basically calling me ignorant but I don't know what i'm talking about okay

    • @OceanSwimmer
      @OceanSwimmer 2 місяці тому

      ​@@gachaluna2708,
      "You guys deal with a lot and go through a lot" doesn't even begin to cover the drop-dead-proud-aggressive-dumb-f*ck-harmful- ignorance-and-how-dare-you-tell-me idiocy healthcare workers deal with today.
      If a healthcare worker calls in sick, it's typical to hear, "We have nobody to cover for you!" as if self-care is bad, and coming to work sick is good, or noble, or wise.
      Parking garages in hospital and medical office complexes have huge signs now warning people to not leave children in the car.
      Is it any wonder staff get fed up and burned out?
      Illnesses we can diagnose and treat.
      Same with life-threatening injuries.
      But there is nothing as devastating as the unnecessary pain and suffering caused by completely preventable COMMON SENSE:
      GSW with children injured and/or killed.
      DWI caused deaths and disability.
      Malnourished, neglected children.
      Ignorance, anger, and lack of responsibility kills people every day.
      When people observe the same patterns repeated over and over, it should be no surprise hospital staff get fed up and leave the profession.

  • @ezura4760
    @ezura4760 Рік тому +441

    Every Single Customer Facing worker felt Ben's pain. Right in the heart.

    • @jamiecrisalli3643
      @jamiecrisalli3643 Рік тому +5

      Yeup, the restaurant server in me was all, "yessir, it is exactly like that."

    • @lucyfur
      @lucyfur Рік тому +7

      Yep, that is why i changed to non-customer facing. Necessary to save what is left of my sanity

    • @Honukura
      @Honukura Рік тому +5

      Grocery store cashier here. Ab-so-flipping-lutely we felt that!

    • @Teal_Blastoise
      @Teal_Blastoise Рік тому +4

      Former restaurant hostess and floater employee* in retail, here. I felt this in my bones.
      * I did a variety of things. Don't know what else to call it because the store's name for it is weird.

    • @noradanielle971
      @noradanielle971 Рік тому

      Yeah. We really need to lock up stupid people before people in all workplaces die from their stupid choices

  • @goodwillbunny5773
    @goodwillbunny5773 Рік тому +1818

    22 years in ER and Trauma. Some things never change. Much abdominal pain resolves while they wait. And they want sandwiches 🥪 on their way out.

    • @matthewedwards6454
      @matthewedwards6454 Рік тому +128

      Had kidney stones, waited a week before going to the ER, I wait for 2 hours and pass the stone while waiting. Avoided a few hundred $$ medical bill.

    • @serotonin.scavenger
      @serotonin.scavenger Рік тому +18

      Damn, America

    • @MyLaymansViews
      @MyLaymansViews Рік тому +22

      One good 💨 and he’s probably fine. 🤔

    • @MyCleverHandle
      @MyCleverHandle Рік тому +22

      ​@@matthewedwards6454More like a few THOUSAND dollars!

    • @GH-Rav
      @GH-Rav Рік тому +12

      ​@@matthewedwards6454same but gallstones. Had to get surgery though because I kept having them 😢

  • @jom678
    @jom678 Рік тому +442

    "Your 42" killed me , this is 1000% my brother 🤣🤣

    • @HarleyQuinn_93
      @HarleyQuinn_93 Рік тому +2

      After Colonel Sanders left the US Army, it wasn’t until decades later that he founded KFC. Whether a person lived on their own at 18 or 50 isn’t yours or anyone’s business. Maybe if our government raised the minimum wage to something remotely livable, then we can stop living off our parents. And let me prove to you why minimum wage needs to be greatly raised. The average American salary in 1930 (which as you know was the beginning of the Great Depression) was about $4900. Now that doesn’t sound like much. But if you adjust $4900 in 1930 to the US dollar today is almost $90,000 a year. $90,000!!!! You wanna know what the average salary in America is today? It’s not even $60,000. When you take taxes into account, $60,000 a year turns into less than $40,000 a year. Make no mistake BOOMER, we are currently in another depression. It’s not the faults of millennials and Gen Z that we can’t live on our own. Boomers and Gen X climbed to the top of the corporate ladders and then kicked the ladders down. You can’t put a glass ceiling on top of two generations and blame them for failing anything.

    • @jom678
      @jom678 Рік тому +12

      @AWoLPYKS interesting. I do agree with a lot of what you said, however what does that have to do with my comment?
      I was just saying it is funny a 42 year old telling him mom that the doctors will not give him what he wants.
      🤷🏾‍♀️

    • @idkstudiosextra3641
      @idkstudiosextra3641 Рік тому

      This is going to be my 15 year old 😭 and it’s ALL MY FAULT!!!!

    • @Verceal
      @Verceal Рік тому +1

      Although I agree that I felt humor in that it is entirely possible that someone who is like that might have one or more mental dissabilities. A couple of examples I see often could be down syndrome &/or lower functioning autism but there are many others. I myslef am pretty high functioning idividual dispite having autism, pdd-nos, anxiety, depression, ocd, & mild dyslexia. My list of dissabilities looks really long when writen out. 😅

    • @grannyweatherwax8005
      @grannyweatherwax8005 11 місяців тому

      @@HarleyQuinn_93You sound sane.

  • @RAYNE0912
    @RAYNE0912 Рік тому +23

    These videos are great, always make me laugh. I've been to the ER once for severe pain. Turned out to be a kidney stone. Only time I've ever had IV pain meds, pain was bad enough i actually threw up on the way to get imaging done. Nurse at the front desk actually guessed what was wrong as soon as they saw me unable to sit or stand, curled up on the waiting room floor. Glad my wife was able to drive me and check me in.

    • @wyzolma99
      @wyzolma99 10 місяців тому +2

      Yup..... Kidney stones = worst pain a male can experience.😉

    • @cazomsdragons2625
      @cazomsdragons2625 8 місяців тому

      Count me lucky, ig. Got a kidney stone once, and all it really felt like was getting punched in the gut, or severe constipation. Got me to buckle over a bit, but could still walk. For context, I'm a male.
      Dont get me wrong, it sucked. Like, some of the worst pain I've ever felt, but nowhere near enough to incapacitate me.

  • @SpookyCats420
    @SpookyCats420 10 місяців тому +4

    'because everyone is dumb' true words of wisdom here 😂

  • @amberpdavis
    @amberpdavis Рік тому +248

    It’s the dead inside “I’m so sorry to hear that” that gets me every time 😂

  • @khaotictrash
    @khaotictrash Рік тому +1960

    I feel like at least 70% of these people who go to the ER could’ve just gone to urgent care instead 😂

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers Рік тому +155

      Most of them don't know the difference; and the ones that do may choose the ER because they can game the system on costs. Most urgent care you have to pay out of pocket immediately; while an ER has to treat you and then can send you the bill later, which you can ignore and just take the credit hit.
      You only do urgent care if you are aware of the difference and you can afford it. ER is for idiots who don't know any better or poor people who can't be refused service at the ER like they can be at urgent care.

    • @LaurenPebble
      @LaurenPebble Рік тому +41

      What’s the difference (asking as a non-American)

    • @nescafeblend43
      @nescafeblend43 Рік тому +33

      THERE'S AN URGENT CARE????????

    • @wlfshadow4255
      @wlfshadow4255 Рік тому +2

      How about a psych ward

    • @Vincent_Beers
      @Vincent_Beers Рік тому

      @@LaurenPebble Urgent Care are private clinics that take walk-ins without appointment. You have a problem that you want to talk to a doctor about and it's not an "emergency" you can go to an Urgent Care, have them evaluate it and decide what to do next. Compared to a normal doctor where you would need to make an appointment and wait for it. Both are a GP (general practitioner) and will help you diagnose your symptoms, decide if you need medications or guide you to a specialist for long term care of a specific problem. You would go to either urgent care or your regular GP and decide what steps to take next. Private clinics (whether normal appointment types or urgent care non-appointment) can decide whether to take you on as clients, and they require payment either by you or your insurance. Urgent care tends to be a bit more expensive.
      An Emergency Room is part of a hospital, they are where you bring major trauma or life threatening injuries that need immediate response. Broken bones, lacerations, heart attack, any major trauma that obviously needs immediate care or wound treatment. Emergency rooms, by law, can not refuse patients. However, the standard of care is "Stabilize and release" as they are only required to provide the absolute minimum of service that stops the life threatening event.
      Basically if your life is at risk or have a wound that needs immediate treatment, that's what an Emergency Room is for, they can't turn you away and they'll get you stabilized and help decide what to do with you next. Hospitals have various other clinics, out patient, in patient, and specialist that you may be passed along to after you're done in the ER, but they can turn you away from the other services without insurance.
      If your issue isn't immediately dangerous you typically want to do either Urgent Care (same day) or make an appointment with a private clinic, you'll generally get more personalized attention and evaluation. But if you need to bandage a bad wound, cast a broken bone or deal with some other "I'm gonna die" now injury, an ER will patch you up; though they might just shove you right back out onto the street once you're stable.

  • @garybishopboggs6036
    @garybishopboggs6036 Рік тому +458

    If you’re going to the hospital to get 7 up you need to stay home. If you’re going to refuse interventions and self treat go home.

    • @CHAOS_ENGINE
      @CHAOS_ENGINE Рік тому +14

      GINGER ALE.

    • @anomalytm05
      @anomalytm05 Рік тому +4

      Like, really why would you? The bills are enormous anyways...

    • @500dollarjapanesetoaster8
      @500dollarjapanesetoaster8 Рік тому +5

      Yeah, like why didn't you already get some 7Up yourself if it's such a great treatment?

    • @fireballfilms
      @fireballfilms 11 місяців тому

      7 up and ginger ale can make stomach aches worse by introducing more bubbles into the gut or do nothing at all to help or hurt it's really a coin toss on what will happen

  • @ghettomamma1627
    @ghettomamma1627 2 місяці тому +1

    Shoulda got a bonus for that "everyone is dumb!" 😂

  • @seannakibaey3111
    @seannakibaey3111 10 місяців тому +3

    "because everyone is dumb" truer words have not been spoken 😂😂

  • @MyLittleEdelweiss
    @MyLittleEdelweiss Рік тому +360

    Ben's reaction is so real and so human. No one can be at the top all the time, sometimes we all lose control.😅

  • @KD-we7kb
    @KD-we7kb Рік тому +288

    As a student entering the world of customer service, that last statement resonates with me

    • @CeeCeeB.
      @CeeCeeB. Рік тому +5

      Welcome to our world...be strong 😅❤🎉

    • @sarahsunshine8455
      @sarahsunshine8455 Рік тому +6

      Me too. Just breathe and try to enjoy yourself despite this fact. I too have worked in customer service and done a lot of inbound and outbound call-center work, so… I feel for you babe!

    • @MsAriesQueen
      @MsAriesQueen Рік тому +2

      As a person whose worked it for over 15 years in different companies.... yea I still feel it.

  • @michellemoore4167
    @michellemoore4167 Рік тому +162

    "Because everyone is dumb" sums up the world today.

  • @ruby4669
    @ruby4669 10 місяців тому +3

    “Everyone is dumb” is the most real think I’ve heard all day

  • @christyjoyce4287
    @christyjoyce4287 11 місяців тому +4

    "Everyone is dumb." I feel for you! Couldn't agree more!

  • @hunter_hiebert
    @hunter_hiebert Рік тому +319

    First time I’ve seen him do a cutaway to repercussions and oof, I felt that.
    …because everyone is dumb.

  • @notdelusionalcowboysfan
    @notdelusionalcowboysfan Рік тому +248

    “because everyone is dumb” I feel that bro, I feel that

    • @immaturedemolitions8220
      @immaturedemolitions8220 Рік тому +4

      As a representative of the council of dumb, i can attest to the lack of common sense

    • @MrKeserian
      @MrKeserian Рік тому

      Volunteer fire-medic reporting in, ya, we know, trust me, we know.

  • @streatymcmeaty8962
    @streatymcmeaty8962 Рік тому +32

    It's always the grown ass men with their mom😂

  • @EurikaKoli
    @EurikaKoli Рік тому +2

    "Because everyone is dumb". Absolutely amazing. Needed a laugh

  • @MihailBoi378
    @MihailBoi378 10 місяців тому +5

    "because everyone is dumb."
    "Aight fair enough"

  • @lianryu
    @lianryu Рік тому +37

    "Everyone is dumb". Having worked in customer service and tech support I fully understand this feeling.😅

  • @PheydraSunstar
    @PheydraSunstar Рік тому +204

    I swear every nurse in every ER says “iiiim so sorry to hear that” and “we’re going to get you back to a room ASAP” the exact same way. It has to be the training.

    • @flydragon536
      @flydragon536 11 місяців тому +4

      Or maybe they start with actual enthusiasm, empathy, and worry.
      But after a week, they know people's BS, and it naturally changes the way they greet and say things.

  • @alina_banina
    @alina_banina Рік тому +80

    Ben is all of us on any given day after being amongst humanity for one minute too long.

    • @sharonagresta-siekerman8601
      @sharonagresta-siekerman8601 Рік тому

      Oh yeah, its also a 'gas' when you are a cop. Sarcasm rolls right off the tongue and if you use big words, they miss it completely....no complaints to the Chief

  • @lollypip5653
    @lollypip5653 3 місяці тому +2

    I work in pharmacy. I can't count the number of times I grumble "everyone is dumb" on a daily basis.

  • @d51d_46
    @d51d_46 Рік тому

    Normally these give me a good chuckle, but this one had me in stitches.

  • @Emilia_TaylorsVersion
    @Emilia_TaylorsVersion Рік тому +106

    He's not wrong, everyone is dumb 😂

    • @milk_soap.
      @milk_soap. Рік тому +5

      I thought your pfp was an eyelash until I swiped it and my screen scrolled down 😅

    • @opptit
      @opptit Рік тому +1

      Not me

  • @MaryWehmeier
    @MaryWehmeier Рік тому +442

    I’m the one in Admin. I used to look at them and say you know why we’re here right? So off the record how stupid was she? Then we laugh and I’d say oh no! You were right. No write up. 😎 keep doing a good job, Ben!

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin Рік тому +30

      If only everyone on management positions were as cool and clever and empathic as you are!

    • @roxette24
      @roxette24 Рік тому +22

      You’re the one in admin who has time on the floor in some capacity, aren’t you? 😂 at least every single admin I’ve come across like you is.

  • @ianbyers1250
    @ianbyers1250 Рік тому +236

    At some point in everyone's career this is why we end up in the Boss's office

    • @lillynichols9884
      @lillynichols9884 Рік тому +7

      I did.
      I was the Easter Bunny at a small shopping mall - complete with 6 foot tall white and pink costume. I wasn’t allowed to talk, but I “accidentally” smacked a 14yo snot monster with my basket, when he tried to sneak behind me, to steal the chocolate eggs.
      Also, PSA; Please, please, please do not hold up a very young baby, and run at the Easter Bunny. I know you’re excited, but it traumatises baby, and bunny.
      Thank you.
      Go back to watching your UA-cam videos now. ❤🐇

    • @Verceal
      @Verceal Рік тому

      I've honestly only been in the bosses office's because of other people being AHs so far...
      Actaully, if you count detention...😅 I once got detention for skipping class 'cause our teacher decided to have us do a study session & I waited about half the class time before I left to work on my art homework.Then i got in trouble for talking to someone else while in detention. 😂
      Good times.

  • @jisawholevibe2896
    @jisawholevibe2896 Рік тому

    “Because everyone is dumb” hahahaha YESSSS!!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @sarinaasadi11
    @sarinaasadi11 10 місяців тому +1

    "Hi sir, I'm mom" got me rolling on the floor😂

  • @molotovEOD
    @molotovEOD Рік тому +19

    “Ben” went from an interesting character to becoming a cult hero. Steve, you rock dude.
    Love every paramedic ever!

  • @youdontknowme1258
    @youdontknowme1258 Рік тому +188

    If I were his boss, I would’ve said, “That’s fair. You’re dismissed.”😂😂😂

  • @sf-c1972
    @sf-c1972 Рік тому +49

    “Because everyone is dumb!” Thank you Ben for finally putting this out there. The truth has set you and a lot of us free.

  • @jillianbutler9847
    @jillianbutler9847 10 місяців тому +1

    "Did he tell you he has a tummy ache?!" 💀💀 Im dying rn

  • @Breaduser1k
    @Breaduser1k 10 місяців тому +3

    POV: the boss’s name is “everyone”

  • @richardromaine8639
    @richardromaine8639 Рік тому +53

    Boss:...fair enough, get back to work. 🧑🏻‍💻

  • @Meganmama
    @Meganmama Рік тому +90

    My friend/coworker is the ER social worker and we constantly joke that it’s a miracle she’s never had to go to HR before.

  • @jgprn2428
    @jgprn2428 Рік тому +370

    Sometimes the patients (and parents) just need to be told the truth.
    And honestly, she could have saved a lot of time and money just by grabbing a 7- Up at the gas station 🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @miserysmuse
      @miserysmuse Рік тому +16

      THIS is the comment I was looking for... 😂 Why didn't you just go get some 7-Up and saltines to settle your stomach?!

    • @CHAOS_ENGINE
      @CHAOS_ENGINE Рік тому +14

      GINGER ALE. YOU USE ***GINGER ALE*** WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

    • @rainbowstones5431
      @rainbowstones5431 Рік тому

      And if it was a bowel obstruction??? byebye- hea dead7Up is not medicine!!!😮

    • @revanamarie7210
      @revanamarie7210 Рік тому +4

      He probably needed the excuse for missing work .. 42 and needs an ER for a "tummy ache" .. i agree .. get a grip and grow up. And Mom should stop coddling .. its not helping.
      FYI .. the emergency room is for Emergencies .. Broken Bleeding Dying .. not sure? Well .. if a bone isnt sticking out, there iant a lot of blood, and you can eat or drink youre orobably not dying .. go to convenient care or call your dr office for an appointment.. im just a mom .. i was raised in the 70s and 80s .. I dont go to the ER unless its really bad .. and even then I want to go home ASAP .. i apologize to the staff when i have to be there as i know im a P.I.T.A. patient ...

    • @michealpersicko9531
      @michealpersicko9531 Рік тому +4

      @@revanamarie7210 exactly if you're stomach hurts and the first thing you want is soda yeah its not that bad

  • @mohammadeesanezhad3148
    @mohammadeesanezhad3148 11 місяців тому +1

    that's why I tell people after every shift, I'm so glad to hear it from someone else

  • @amnasyed1173
    @amnasyed1173 2 місяці тому

    You can tell how mommy's child he is when she siad he has a "TUMMY ACHE" 😂😂

  • @iRenepro-g1f
    @iRenepro-g1f Рік тому +50

    I’m not even in the medical profession, and I feel you😂

  • @JediNomad
    @JediNomad Рік тому +16

    It's not just that you said because everyone is dumb. It's the dead pan delivery of the line that kills! 😂

  • @maxguevara5204
    @maxguevara5204 Рік тому +17

    While the ‘ because everyone is dumb’ is ridiculously accurate & beyond relatable, the ‘what the hell is that?’ Had me coming back for a rewatch 🤣

  • @mariereneagonzalez
    @mariereneagonzalez 9 місяців тому

    " what brought you to the ER today? Me: LIFE 😂😂😂😂”

  • @hunterforlife-uh7ny
    @hunterforlife-uh7ny 10 місяців тому

    " Because everyone os dumb"😂😂😂😂 why is this so perfect

  • @AuskaDezjArdamaath
    @AuskaDezjArdamaath Рік тому +21

    🤣 OMG, I felt Ben’s parting comment down to my soul! The daily story of my life!

  • @TheArtisanTarotTBMoon
    @TheArtisanTarotTBMoon Рік тому +14

    I loved Ben's response when he was in the office.

  • @LoveRemains
    @LoveRemains 10 місяців тому

    That’s literally a response I’ve given before. 😂

  • @troyspiller
    @troyspiller 11 місяців тому

    The satisfaction survey showed an opportunity for growth.

  • @jayb1854
    @jayb1854 Рік тому +7

    "because everyone is dumb" lmao I need that on a t-shirt

  • @maddyw2841
    @maddyw2841 Рік тому +5

    “Because everyone is dumb”…..I’m dying 😂😂😂

  • @kathleenwisialowski4558
    @kathleenwisialowski4558 Рік тому +30

    'Because everyone is dumb' no truer words.

  • @AvatarPrimus
    @AvatarPrimus 10 місяців тому +1

    They just want a "free" 7up😂

  • @handmaidmd
    @handmaidmd 5 місяців тому

    “Because everyone is dumb.” I felt this to my core!

  • @zb7688
    @zb7688 Рік тому +10

    “Because everyone is dumb.” I need that on a mug.

  • @MorenaCubana
    @MorenaCubana Рік тому +25

    "Because everyone is dumb"- yesssss!! I agree

  • @melaniemccoy8586
    @melaniemccoy8586 Рік тому +10

    “Because everyone is dumb.” So true.

  • @povee911
    @povee911 10 місяців тому

    Ben and Austin are probably my favourites

  • @aedmonds584
    @aedmonds584 10 місяців тому

    “Because everyone’s dumb” 😂😂😂 the best part lol

  • @faridwiser5441
    @faridwiser5441 Рік тому +146

    "You're 42 get a grip man!"had me dying😂,what a plot twist😂😮
    Edit:I did not think this would get to 105 likes!Tysm everyon3!

    • @debbiewolfe6395
      @debbiewolfe6395 Рік тому

      It had to be said, you can only deal with so much stupidity. Spoken like a true healthcare worker. Proud of you.

    • @JediLoreen
      @JediLoreen Рік тому +1

      You're, not "your". 🙄👎

    • @faridwiser5441
      @faridwiser5441 Рік тому +1

      @@JediLoreen umm,okay?Sorry if my incorrect grammar caused u any inconvenience ig.

    • @wyzolma99
      @wyzolma99 Рік тому +2

      ​@@JediLoreenit's getting to the stage where there's very little point in trying to explain BASIC primary school grammar. It's frustrating.🤨

    • @Juidodin
      @Juidodin Рік тому +3

      i was almost upvoting too, but luckily I saw that begging at the end just in time

  • @shadowrealm8014
    @shadowrealm8014 Рік тому +70

    Ive seen this sooo many times . Patient will be in icu for extremely high levels of sugars n they demand sodas ...one of the nurses resigned being thst ladis nurse .she still complain to th others nurses .she didn't want to listen to medial advice.

    • @JediLoreen
      @JediLoreen Рік тому +1

      Please propfread your comments. 🙄👎

    • @annarush7176
      @annarush7176 Рік тому +2

      ​@@JediLoreenproofread your attitude.

    • @maanxmai
      @maanxmai Рік тому

      I was called a whole lot of names because of this 😅

    • @Gumbier_Than
      @Gumbier_Than Рік тому +1

      When I was in the hospital after giving birth, my sugars were through the roof.
      I did apologize for my crap attitude, those cravings really suck. 😓

    • @wolflinggon5664
      @wolflinggon5664 Рік тому +2

      @@Gumbier_Thanmy husband is diabetic and when he went to the hospital for his appendix last year… everything they gave him was high in carbs and sugar. Then they wondered why his blood sugar was so high

  • @solarlass5807
    @solarlass5807 Рік тому +36

    This reminds me of a similar situation I had years ago.
    Went into the bosses office and said we needed to get rid of two employees. One was beyond inept and the other was potentially dangerous.
    Asked him if he ever saw the movie 'dumb and dumber '.

    • @Ice.muffin
      @Ice.muffin Рік тому +2

      Well, you got real guts, much respect to ya.

    • @AlmaWadeCrymsm
      @AlmaWadeCrymsm Рік тому +1

      Lmao that reminds me of the episode of House when he keeps asking all his patients if they heard of Dawsens Creek

  • @SessmaruKusanagiGaming
    @SessmaruKusanagiGaming Рік тому

    "Because everyone is dumb" TRUE AND FACTUAL 😂😂😂

  • @cricket2182011
    @cricket2182011 Рік тому

    His thought while in the boss's office * I regret nothing...mental 🎤 drop*

  • @steveeemanny
    @steveeemanny Рік тому +588

    That doctor needs a bigger salary or more intelligent patients

    • @alexsazo9540
      @alexsazo9540 Рік тому +53

      It’s the nurses who deal with patients. Drs see patients for max 10 mins

    • @alvinyakatori3909
      @alvinyakatori3909 Рік тому +29

      @@alexsazo9540 Facts. The aides see patients even more than the nurses too.

    • @jasonsimons4411
      @jasonsimons4411 Рік тому

      You can't pay someone enough to deal with that level of stupid..

    • @annaburns2865
      @annaburns2865 Рік тому +6

      Ben is not a doctor.

    • @kittenz101
      @kittenz101 Рік тому

      Bro i see you a lot on yt wth 💀

  • @dawnboden6456
    @dawnboden6456 Рік тому +6

    I think I've said that.. "everyone is dumb" 😂

  • @teesmyth5665
    @teesmyth5665 Рік тому +6

    "...because everyone is dumb" I felt that in my soul

  • @BarbaraHicks
    @BarbaraHicks Рік тому

    "Everyone is dumb." Truer words have never been spoken

  • @feraltaco4783
    @feraltaco4783 10 місяців тому

    You're 42. Get a grip.
    I'm dying. 🤣 🤣 🤣

  • @Katzenbaaren
    @Katzenbaaren Рік тому +172

    Haha this was me once, we are so conditioned to want seven up or sprite or ginger ale when we are sick because that's what our parents give us as kids for whatever reason. It's an attempt at finding comfort, but the soda doesn't actually do much and can actually make things worse. A lot of the tests are done better with nothing in the stomach which makes it easier to find out what's wrong.
    If you find yourself in this situation, please resist the urge to drink the fizzy drinks! They will not give ypu any relief compared to what medical professionals can give you.

    • @lilyrosesoul0077
      @lilyrosesoul0077 Рік тому +15

      This comment should be pinned. People need to be reminded of this common sense advice.

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD Рік тому +13

      Depending on the problem it does help. I've been given Sprite and cola syrup in the ER for my stomach issues. Pain meds usually make most none trauma related stomach pain much worse, since one of the side effects is stomach pain. That's why you're advised to take them with a meal.

    • @carerforever2118
      @carerforever2118 Рік тому +6

      As a kid l was never told to drink soft/soda drink to ease a stomach problem. My mum told me to drink chamomile herbal tea. But it's probably because l live in Australia and not America. And my parents grew up in Morrocco, North Africa.

    • @CaptPoco
      @CaptPoco Рік тому +4

      How does sugar water help a stomach ache?

    • @SigmaLibra
      @SigmaLibra Рік тому +16

      ​@@CaptPoco Back in the day, Coca Cola had real coca in it, and Ginger Ale had real ginger, both of which help with nausea. Nowadays, the sugars help replenish some of the minerals you lose from sweating/vomiting, and give you energy so you don't feel so crappy. The strong sweet taste also helps cleanse your mouth after throwing up. You need to get shake it until it's flat though, because the fizz will make things worse. Source: mom was a nurse who gave us flat sodas when we were sick.
      Same thing with gummy bears, btw.

  • @af1067
    @af1067 Рік тому +6

    Better words were never spoken.

  • @cynvia4907
    @cynvia4907 Рік тому +10

    Vet techs have this conversation, too!

  • @bexjones6770
    @bexjones6770 11 місяців тому

    Flat 7up is an Irish mammys go to medicine for EVERYTHING! 😂

  • @ColleenDonovan-mp6no
    @ColleenDonovan-mp6no 11 місяців тому

    This Has to be the funniest one I’ve seen yet😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @cass973
    @cass973 Рік тому +4

    TRUE! You really have no idea until they are sick or hurt! Most the ones that are TRULY hurt/sick are reasonable but everyone else sucks.

    • @msscoutshadow
      @msscoutshadow Рік тому +2

      Very true!! The biggest whiners are the ones with nothing wrong or just a little tummy ache 😂

  • @cleverfoxdwellingbyapeartr2679

    Fair, fair call my dude.

  • @ajstyles4895
    @ajstyles4895 Рік тому +4

    Best sentence anyone could have said : because everyone is dumb

  • @mustafacassanova5190
    @mustafacassanova5190 10 місяців тому

    Omfg i felt this ending in my SOUL. And not just because im literally that employee and thats always my supervisors response.

  • @renayhayles6883
    @renayhayles6883 9 місяців тому

    It’s her lovely pink hair for me!😂

  • @dilemmaart
    @dilemmaart Рік тому +64

    ‘Why’d you yell at a patient and his mother’
    ‘Because everyone is dumb.’
    Yo this sent me to the mooon 💀

    • @x-man5056
      @x-man5056 11 місяців тому +1

      I liked that also. Many days working with the public it seems that everyone is dumb sometimes.