Political Jokes - Stand-up Comedy by Daniel Fernandes

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  • Опубліковано 29 кві 2019
  • Credits:
    Written and performed by Daniel Fernandes
    DOP & Editor: Siddarth Tankariya
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 542

  • @joydeeproni
    @joydeeproni 5 років тому +224

    Audience is so diplomatic, they only laughed in non controversial jokes.

  • @vishwasv1919
    @vishwasv1919 5 років тому +792

    Danny would make a good chief of the unsullied :P

  • @zehanwadia3372
    @zehanwadia3372 5 років тому +828

    My grandma is more active than that crowd..
    she’s dead

    • @amankapoor7766
      @amankapoor7766 5 років тому +4

      Zabardasti kyun hasein bhaee ? XD

    • @starlite7785
      @starlite7785 5 років тому +1

      Maybe because its a majority Catholic crowd.

    • @yougants8927
      @yougants8927 5 років тому +3

      Politics k brre m koi agree ya disagree ni krna chahta bro..
      Kya pta kub kaha fas jaye😂 isliye crowd is not responding too much

    • @humzarockstar13
      @humzarockstar13 5 років тому +1

      Shots fired.

    • @davidbeckham2185
      @davidbeckham2185 5 років тому +3

      good joke, wrong place.

  • @santxsh
    @santxsh 5 років тому +302

    Damnnnn! I thought Daniel lost his password. Glad he uploaded. 😆🔥

  • @kanwargill2589
    @kanwargill2589 5 років тому +354

    "If you enjoyed that joke, you are left wing"
    Cool danny, that was the best line

  • @utkarshrao4521
    @utkarshrao4521 5 років тому +261

    After a long long time Danny boy!!!

  • @nandubhide6343
    @nandubhide6343 5 років тому +349

    This Dark Humour is what India needs to open up their mind

    • @mayurshah414
      @mayurshah414 5 років тому +7

      It wasn't dark.

    • @jagratrajrana
      @jagratrajrana 5 років тому +3

      @divya and almost every other comic is doing that so? It's not dark humour.

    • @bhushankabir8906
      @bhushankabir8906 5 років тому +3

      Bidu mast nam hai tera...

    • @vincentraxe
      @vincentraxe 4 роки тому

      ... And correct our English.

    • @gunner9936
      @gunner9936 3 роки тому +1

      India needs lesss idiots.

  • @hrideshprasad6577
    @hrideshprasad6577 5 років тому +194

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Danny: *straight outta gym*

  • @nabeelansari1211
    @nabeelansari1211 5 років тому +268

    Nov 8 2016 I was in gym....n just laughed assuming it was a joke....later realised it was a joke on the economy itself....,😂😂😂

  • @digital_diksha
    @digital_diksha 5 років тому +96

    Comedians are doing political jokes and politicians are doing "Apolitical" interviews

  • @gunitanagi
    @gunitanagi 5 років тому +40

    Killed it with the "mitroon" 🤣🤣

  • @samriddhisaxena5575
    @samriddhisaxena5575 5 років тому +130

    The crowd was so dull, it made me uncomfortable.
    Great Stand-up though.

    • @inosound7
      @inosound7 5 років тому +1

      Samriddhi Saxena I felt they were quite encouraging taking into fact that there were less number of seats there.

    • @annageorge1992
      @annageorge1992 5 років тому +1

      Did they take too much time to get his jokes,?

    • @savioplatina4273
      @savioplatina4273 5 років тому +5

      They were right wing.. Hahaha

    • @RohanPurty
      @RohanPurty 5 років тому +1

      laughing on dark jokes is not easy,

    • @savioplatina4273
      @savioplatina4273 5 років тому

      @mother earth its a comedy show.. Just enjoy it. Just smile and be happy

  • @bharatikorlahalli2269
    @bharatikorlahalli2269 5 років тому +24

    Dwayne Johnson:I work out hard every day!
    Daniel Fernandes:Hold my mike.

  • @apz8596
    @apz8596 4 роки тому +19

    On Nov 8, at 8:00 I was traveling home from work and when I heard the news I thought "what a moron... he just shot economy on the head"
    And sadly, I, along with many others, was proved right...

  • @vedanttripathi9687
    @vedanttripathi9687 5 років тому +18

    That november mitroooo... Was like thanos's snap. Nothing would ever be the same.

  • @diwanmal2335
    @diwanmal2335 4 роки тому +27

    He's the Shashi tharoor of comedians league

  • @mohamedsuhailirfankhazi6628
    @mohamedsuhailirfankhazi6628 4 роки тому +7

    I remember randomly stumbling upon this guy's video. That was the best thing that's ever happened. This man is hilarious

  • @TheOjju
    @TheOjju 5 років тому +69

    "Voting intolerance into power" 😂😂 Loved it!

  • @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453
    @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453 5 років тому +192

    Tell the truth Danny.....u wore sleeveless just to show off yr muscles na?😏😏😏😏😏.....btw great fan of your work😁😁

    • @thunderbird3730
      @thunderbird3730 5 років тому

      Trueeee🤭

    • @zaynemalik1233
      @zaynemalik1233 5 років тому +4

      its sleeveless!

    • @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453
      @hrishikeshdeshmukh9453 5 років тому +1

      @@zaynemalik1233 oh yes....so foolish of me🤣🤣🤣

    • @vanced9408
      @vanced9408 5 років тому +3

      He himself cut those sleeves coz full sleeve clothes takes a lot of space in his bag. Such a fakeer he is 😊

    • @zaynemalik1233
      @zaynemalik1233 5 років тому

      @@vanced9408 and how do you know this ? you know him personally??

  • @sarthaksingh306
    @sarthaksingh306 5 років тому +50

    Damn that mango joke was awesome🤣🤣🤣

    • @prajwalgowtham9168
      @prajwalgowtham9168 5 років тому

      Sarthak singh explain.

    • @akhilarora6022
      @akhilarora6022 5 років тому

      Took me a second to understand, but that was brilliant xD

    • @prajwalgowtham9168
      @prajwalgowtham9168 5 років тому

      Akhil Arora what is it?

    • @Gautam1618
      @Gautam1618 3 роки тому +2

      @@prajwalgowtham9168 it was about Akshay Kumar's interview of Narendra modi

  • @utkarshrao4521
    @utkarshrao4521 5 років тому +138

    Hey Dan where’s our man “Praveen Tambe” ??

  • @SarwatFazela
    @SarwatFazela 5 років тому +43

    Feels like eternity since you last posted a video.

  • @salauddeensyed5295
    @salauddeensyed5295 5 років тому +13

    Mind blowing humour...so subtle yet so sharp... bravo

  • @alejandror7642
    @alejandror7642 3 роки тому +2

    Very angry and accurate!😂😂 , "now do you want petroleum or diesel "?🤣🤣 PRICELESS!. First time ever watching this very funny and smart comedian. When are you coming to California?.

  • @14thpixel
    @14thpixel 5 років тому +32

    "If you enjoyed that joke! You are left wing" HAHAHAHAHA

  • @rl8971
    @rl8971 4 роки тому +8

    You sound more like an intellectual than a comedian ❤
    😊😊😊 Super satire and comedy! !!!

  • @bhavyadhawan9807
    @bhavyadhawan9807 4 роки тому +4

    Nailed it man!
    Love your sense of combining important information with humour and delivering it in the correct manner.

  • @siddharthsinghtanwar2043
    @siddharthsinghtanwar2043 5 років тому +26

    Look at those Muscles!! Losin my mind.

  • @Asli_Dexter
    @Asli_Dexter 5 років тому +74

    You need to start “You started it”....I miss it :(

  • @meghna9922
    @meghna9922 4 роки тому +3

    You make jokes on the most controversial topics. Your current affairs are on point. Always voice out your opinions; really enjoy watching your work

  • @akashkeshari8927
    @akashkeshari8927 5 років тому +9

    Love you bhai. You are the first one i got Introduced to for stand up video. Hard time makes one better only. Keep it up. Very happy to see you after long time

  • @ritwijkelshikar9898
    @ritwijkelshikar9898 5 років тому +8

    Lol I'm right wing and I still laughed at the voting intolerance line😂😂😂
    Best Indian comedian in my opinion.
    Ps. What a dead crowd man!

  • @prajjwalsim
    @prajjwalsim 5 років тому +7

    2:45 Shutup eat a mango 😂😂😂

  • @monasingh5703
    @monasingh5703 5 років тому +46

    Nov 8th 2016 -
    We were all dancing and singing bcoz my sister was getting married on 10th nov 😂 i saw a msg on whatsapp and told everyone.. no body believed me 😁

    • @dharakdhanesha8179
      @dharakdhanesha8179 5 років тому

      Kisine puchha kya??

    • @monasingh5703
      @monasingh5703 5 років тому +3

      dharak dhanesha garmi bahut ho rhi h .. dimag ko thoda shant rakho .. chill kro 😁

    • @dharakdhanesha8179
      @dharakdhanesha8179 5 років тому

      Yooo
      Chill he sab
      Just expected to get some opinions about the video instead of someone's true story 😂
      Cool anyways

    • @monasingh5703
      @monasingh5703 5 років тому

      dharak dhanesha okay then about the video
      He never fails to amaze me with his sarcasm ... fine?
      Sorry i bothered you with my over the top “true story” 🙏

    • @dharakdhanesha8179
      @dharakdhanesha8179 5 років тому

      @@monasingh5703 hahaha
      Of course he is amazing
      Anyways I don't get bothered easily
      😂😂

  • @deepakmishra96
    @deepakmishra96 3 роки тому +4

    Bhai, I'm laughing out loud like never before. Your jokes are mature. And I'm a left wing. 😅

  • @andriyajohn1157
    @andriyajohn1157 5 років тому +3

    As usual...Liked it without even seeing it..
    Happy to see him after a really long time

  • @swetbhanushali4591
    @swetbhanushali4591 5 років тому +27

    Now if you enjoyed the joke
    ..you are left wing 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @gchakith
    @gchakith 5 років тому +4

    Amazing! Danny. Was waiting for this. Loved it. Such a stress buster.

  • @cybershadowX
    @cybershadowX 5 років тому +20

    I may have different views from you Daniel, but I really enjoyed this! Can't wait for more! :)

  • @Wxzi2231
    @Wxzi2231 5 років тому +20

    Danny ur just awesome... ur intellect is a different level and the way u blend it with current affairs is just amazing... once I am back in India I would love to see ur show live.. I mean paying for the ticket.. not for free in UA-cam 😍

  • @smitmacwan
    @smitmacwan 5 років тому +35

    Finally there is a new video of this guy and also pravin tambe.😂😂

  • @memberofparliament6142
    @memberofparliament6142 4 роки тому +2

    The best stand up comedian ever !!
    Dude, you are actually a psycho therapist ♥️♥️♥️

  • @DharmeshChhatrala
    @DharmeshChhatrala 5 років тому +1

    Thank you for putting "Hook up song" as the ad before this video.

  • @90smritime
    @90smritime 5 років тому +20

    That was the same post on which i had to fight so many of ur bhakts.. haha still would not unfollow u.. coz man u kill me with sattire.. 😍💕 smriti_xoxo

  • @davidbeckham2185
    @davidbeckham2185 5 років тому +4

    the last left wing explained got me like wooooohh 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annageorge1992
    @annageorge1992 5 років тому +2

    Remember the notes with chips on it? Sharing this right now.
    N. B. I had to watch it twice. First time I was just looking at...... and then I laughed at the jokes. Good work Daniel

  • @samidhajirafe3071
    @samidhajirafe3071 5 років тому +1

    I love ur videos.. would like to watch more n more of them..I really appreciate ur skills..God bless you

  • @shinjinisarkar4751
    @shinjinisarkar4751 4 роки тому +2

    Now that he lowkey slammed Bebo am happy

  • @LensofLoki
    @LensofLoki 5 років тому +2

    Finally he remembered his UA-cam *password*

  • @omkarparab1174
    @omkarparab1174 5 років тому +1

    That last part just nailed it 😂😂

  • @SarwatFazela
    @SarwatFazela 5 років тому +3

    Love it when you speak about Politics..Keep it up !!

  • @SoAS26
    @SoAS26 5 років тому +1

    Great to have you back!! Please do keep uploading videos!!
    (And damn you have worked hard to become lean!)

  • @koolashok88
    @koolashok88 4 роки тому +2

    Love you man. Comedy with so much research and insights is not easy. I can feel the tons of effort you put. Respect for that. Would love to see you performing in person. Arrange a show in Chennai. Any body mocking the BJP here has a big market.

  • @vividfleurdelis
    @vividfleurdelis 5 років тому +2

    3:24 Special compartment in your wallet lol so true

  • @priyanshuchoudhary8319
    @priyanshuchoudhary8319 5 років тому +5

    Grey worm here for your service 😂

  • @saiheeldhingra9902
    @saiheeldhingra9902 4 роки тому +2

    Your craft of using words so appropriately is amazing 👍

  • @shrabanamajumdar5774
    @shrabanamajumdar5774 5 років тому +1

    So happy to see you back. Waiting now for your regular videos like before.

  • @nabianoor8704
    @nabianoor8704 4 роки тому +4

    At least when we vote, we know we're voting intolerance in power. 😂

  • @madhvya
    @madhvya 5 років тому +1

    Wow, what a tight set it was. Welcome back bro

  • @adeshparikh1832
    @adeshparikh1832 4 роки тому +4

    Wow! You've become really good man. Keep going

  • @rahulmitra2778
    @rahulmitra2778 5 років тому +1

    After a long time! Glad to see you back. Love from Kolkata. ❤️

  • @akashkeshari8927
    @akashkeshari8927 5 років тому +6

    What is the reference for "shut up and eat a mango" . I didn't get the joke

    • @sakibzaboo9814
      @sakibzaboo9814 4 роки тому +1

      Non political interview of indian prime Minister by canadian Akshay kumar who sells kajaria tiles using indian army and does the movies too

    • @sakibzaboo9814
      @sakibzaboo9814 4 роки тому +1

      Modiji aap aam kese khatay hai

  • @whostolemyfries
    @whostolemyfries 5 років тому +5

    Danny boi flexing 😂

  • @devendrakoli9609
    @devendrakoli9609 5 років тому +16

    Notification Squad?

  • @instrumentaaal
    @instrumentaaal 5 років тому +4

    Danial is Sunny Deol with good sense of humour!

  • @abhishektoshniwal7631
    @abhishektoshniwal7631 5 років тому +2

    This video should be titled, "I go to the gym and I drink protein shake".

  • @royaleroy123
    @royaleroy123 5 років тому

    thats the art of a great comedian...connecting different segments of his/her gig

  • @DebapriyaChatterjee89
    @DebapriyaChatterjee89 4 роки тому +2

    love love love!
    lol i feel like such a spammer.. but youre just soo good!

  • @realyoutuber200
    @realyoutuber200 5 років тому +2

    Wow!!! too good bro.
    keep up the work.

  • @transmissionnorfolk7357
    @transmissionnorfolk7357 5 років тому

    Love All your shows.... One get better than the other! Thank u Daniel ...

  • @rohan925
    @rohan925 5 років тому +2

    Seeing Daniel after long time

  • @kingnebulous5781
    @kingnebulous5781 4 роки тому

    The wallet joke was awesome 👌🤣 fully releatable

  • @kinsleyrods123
    @kinsleyrods123 4 роки тому +1

    We F*#K3d up all over again !!! I never saw this video before great piece of Comedy.

  • @Ma.Mama.is.a.StreetDogg
    @Ma.Mama.is.a.StreetDogg 3 роки тому +1

    Imagine if covid and demon happened in the same time period, and you have to wait for your turn in the atm line....:P

  • @_nehal05_
    @_nehal05_ 5 років тому +1

    After long.. It was an amaze bit specially the end punch!

  • @mariabraganza8308
    @mariabraganza8308 5 місяців тому

    Laughing out loud, literally! This is fucking Therapy! I’m firing my Shrink!

  • @oankarchavan5609
    @oankarchavan5609 5 років тому

    Dude love your stand up !!!

  • @ninjagaming2974
    @ninjagaming2974 5 років тому +2

    That regime one 😂😂😂

  • @mrigankamandal7120
    @mrigankamandal7120 5 років тому

    Most promising Stand up Comedian who makes more sense than the Politicians in the country

  • @adarshbalakrishnan4664
    @adarshbalakrishnan4664 5 років тому

    YES DANNY BOY...I AM A LEFT WING....LUVED IT

  • @Diana-fw1lq
    @Diana-fw1lq 4 роки тому

    Yeh note gay hai 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I just love your reference to context.... excellent dan 🤗🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jiya8986
    @jiya8986 5 років тому +1

    Yayy daniee finally a video from u.. 😍

  • @shreyanarayanan581
    @shreyanarayanan581 5 років тому

    Finally a video❤️ Witty as usual mate😂

  • @samarrizwi8277
    @samarrizwi8277 5 років тому

    I was waiting for your comedy.
    Content was good.
    👍

  • @seen9030
    @seen9030 5 років тому +1

    An absolute gem of a comedian 💯

  • @PrtkMndl
    @PrtkMndl 5 років тому

    Superb Danny. Where have you been all this time? We want to see more stand-ups from you.

  • @sushrutasaha574
    @sushrutasaha574 4 роки тому +1

    So true about that 8th November... That's one of the best part

  • @NishmithaB
    @NishmithaB 5 років тому +1

    Hail the king of sarcasm.. 👏👏👏

  • @saurabh2372
    @saurabh2372 5 років тому +1

    Loved to see you after long time

  • @grigotts
    @grigotts 4 роки тому +1

    The level of sass in this video 😂🔥🔥🔥

  • @nehaaafreen4954
    @nehaaafreen4954 5 років тому

    Nice T shirt and superb set. You are the best Danny.

  • @viiarush
    @viiarush 5 років тому +2

    Daniel "I go to the Gym" Fernandes

  • @acchatt
    @acchatt 5 років тому +1

    Brilliant set. Loved it.

  • @ashpakkhatik7249
    @ashpakkhatik7249 5 років тому

    superb set Daniel Fernandes
    !!
    loved it

  • @vishtomar
    @vishtomar 5 років тому

    You rocks man. Plz post more often.

  • @dimplekakade6545
    @dimplekakade6545 5 років тому

    Long time no see so excited to see you Daniel Fernandes. I dig your stand up. Intelligent

  • @simrensingh5407
    @simrensingh5407 5 років тому

    Just love Daniel's satire!

  • @vibiozzy1
    @vibiozzy1 5 років тому +4

    Woah! How did I get here first ! Anyways glad im ! 😁

  • @AftabAnsari018
    @AftabAnsari018 5 років тому

    Daniel is finally back

  • @adg00781
    @adg00781 3 роки тому +1

    I almost forgot we had 1000 rupees notes..😋😋😋😋😋😋😋