@@schmecklesonwrightwould have to agree with you i felt like it was going in a cool direction but the ending fell super flat, it feels like watered down version of the London Netflix Top 10 bit to me (which in my opinion is one of their best sketches)
The worst part of Rubins reign of terror is how local networking has been forced into 7 minute ad breaks just to make the money needed to pay the recovery bills
there is no solution. both parties are termites that feed off of the structural support of the American people, and Ruben Brewster will do his duty. They know what is coming. They fear what is coming. They cannot stop who is coming!
@@jeremytitus9519 I'm his brother. I'm writing this from a mental asylum. Don't even try to address him. Talk about how you'll stop him in secret. My mistake was not doing so
@@trevorstone9060 I love how diverse of an actor he is. He's a man who possesses many faces. So therefore he has many faces to act with. The only thing is the faces go bad after a while so he has to use them fairly quickly. But he's amazing!
I recommend getting the Big Mike's special at Big Mike's Pizza. It's 1 large Pizza, 4 toppings, and a detailed account of Big Mike's last hour alive as told by his son for $10. Garlic sauce is extra though.
By the third commercial I realized I had to start over because I wasn't paying enough attention to the underlying story being built. That Rubin is one sick fuck. Absolute genius executed perfectly as always.
I went to high school with Ruben Brewster. Class of 2008. He planted lice in our caps at graduation and we were all forced to shave our heads. I'll never forget the day he put out a joint on a freshman's forehead while screaming, who's the roach now? I've been in therapy ever since.
He was no better when he went to University. He roofied half the male dorm and proceeded to let the cartel harvest some of their organs. Im down a kidney and havent had a goodnights sleep since. Damn that monster Ruben Brewster.
Just discovered this channel this week. I've watched every video in a matter of days. Best thing I've seen on this platform in years. I feel like these guys watched Adult Swim Infomercials and said "Let's do this, but better." Absolutely phenomenal and I can't believe the channel has less than a million subs.
Yeah honestly it seemed like he’s implying that all the people he killed deserved it. That could be his coverup, but the idea of a villain secretly being a justified vigilante is kinda badass.
@@jackweaver1846 That is called an anti-villain, which is opposite of an anti hero. He does things for a greater good or for the good of someone else, but their goal harms others in the process.
I don't know about that. He has a plan for eradication of insects and I don't see that useless sheriff getting this issue fixed. Honestly, you guys just need to give him a chance to explain his side of things and I'm sure there was a reason for everything he allegedly did. I'm also definitely not Ruben.
The disclaimer at the end of the Jackhammer Law ad was written by someone at Almost Friday who has experienced trying to file a claim with insurance. Absolutely dripping with frustration and despair.
the local radio ads telling me the people working at their companies could be my friends and neighbors always gave horror vibes for some reason edit: idk why there's suddenly a crisis line under this video, but for anyone who may need it, speaking from experience, DO NOT USE 988, try the THRIVE crisis line instead.
I met Ruben at a coffee shop, and he was perfect-charming, funny, and always knew how to make my heart race. On our third date, I joked, "You're too good to be true. What are you, some kind of serial killer?" He laughed a little too hard. Weeks went by, and I noticed he had a lot of "business trips" and an odd fascination with knives. Still, love is blind, right? One night, during a cozy dinner at his place, the SWAT team busted in and arrested him. As they hauled him away, he looked back and said, "Guess I won't be ghosting you now! Turns out the dinner was meat made of the victims, I will never reach peace with myself again and haven't slept in months
Did you hear the news? In an act of drunkenness sheriff sardino accidentally released Rubin from the local jail before he went to trial. May god help us all.
it can’t be exclusive to the Chicago burbs BUT i remember there being a ton of self defense ads exactly like that in the late 90s/early 2000s. specifically one for children lol
Feels like something Alan resnick would make. I didn’t think it was possible to come anywhere close to that level of unsettling off beet comedy yet here we are. Bravo sir, bravo
Half way through my brain convinced itself that I was sitting through real local commercials and I started tuning them out.. I had to go back and rewatch.. Great job!
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You know you're watching the good shit when UA-cam links a suicide hotline
lmao
I saw that and thought that UA-cam figured I was suicidal because I was watching a lot of comedy
@@charlesdesobry9446but doc i am pogliachi
i'm like: how did it know?
thats unbelievable
"God left my home the second you entered" is a great thing to say to the in-laws
best comment!
@@ivanescualexandru1196 ivan you rascal!
Crazy how these local ads still find the budget to maintain the complex motion capture of Will Angus.
That’s the jackhammer to you
@coolinghunch you freaking guyyy I was gonna say that too!! 😂😂😂😂grrrrrr
It's beautiful that, despite his Jenkem addiction, Jack Martin keeps showing up with these intense performances. A true inspiration!
I wonder if they regret creating that joke what with all the non sentient repeating you tards do at every opportunity.
@@music4mehyoure confusing jack martin with jack harrol the jackhammer.
I think this one warrants a sequel. I'm too invested.
yeah i feel like this skit didnt really have a conclusion. kinda feels like i got blue balled
No way. This is by far their weakest in a long time.
@@schmecklesonwrightwould have to agree with you i felt like it was going in a cool direction but the ending fell super flat, it feels like watered down version of the London Netflix Top 10 bit to me (which in my opinion is one of their best sketches)
@@schmecklesonwrightthis season has been pretty lackluster tbh but bad words was really good and it’s just starting so i have hope
Or are you, infested…
🕶️ YEAAAAAAAAAAH!
The worst part of Rubins reign of terror is how local networking has been forced into 7 minute ad breaks just to make the money needed to pay the recovery bills
7 minute ad breaks? What dystopia do you live in?
@@LennyMiller739 the one left in the path of Rubin
@@lizzy2edgy Are you okay in the head? Who the hell is rubin
@@LennyMiller739 LMAO
@@LennyMiller739 Rubins reign of terror was so extreme it caused this poor fella dementia, truly we can only pray for your recovery
Crazy how neither presedential candidates have adressed any solutionfor the reign of Reben Brewster yet
there is no solution. both parties are termites that feed off of the structural support of the American people, and Ruben Brewster will do his duty.
They know what is coming. They fear what is coming. They cannot stop who is coming!
Who would dare draw his malign attention?
@@jeremytitus9519 I'm his brother. I'm writing this from a mental asylum. Don't even try to address him. Talk about how you'll stop him in secret. My mistake was not doing so
My vote's with Keith Sardino!
Did you look up his early life section?
Big Mike used to give me and my family free breadsticks every time we stopped in. RIP sweet angel. We were there. We all watched.
yet you did nothing. how can you claim you are not pests? how can any of you claim such a thing?
@@stdcall I was too busy edging to it. I did not regret doing so and I still don't.
@@stdcall Too busy edging to it
@@stdcallYet another acolyte of Ruben, the infection grows
No one left with a big mike smile that day
Its crazy how there is a suicide hotline, they really know your audience i guess
i thought i was the only one lmao
@@dylanmccann1924 Yeah same lmao
i lost my wife to the jackhammer
Same.
I lost mine too. Then I found her walking around somewhere in Western Canada.
got $20k in reperations though
The Jackhammer won me a wife in my lawsuit
@@hus9321that was my wife that he won you.
I couldn’t even watch the video because somehow I got 7:46 of weird local ads for a place I don’t even live
Same. UA-cam ads really getting out of hand and I don't even use a VPN
Liam’s role as Sensei Seido was perfect
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@@dex6756liam is black and has been doing whiteface this whole time
@@dex6756 Liam is transracial and recently got corrective surgery to live his true life as a black karate sensei
I love when Liam, who played Sensei Seido, admitted there was blood on his hands
@@trevorstone9060 I love how diverse of an actor he is. He's a man who possesses many faces. So therefore he has many faces to act with. The only thing is the faces go bad after a while so he has to use them fairly quickly. But he's amazing!
"They would be lambs to the slaughter" juxtaposed with pleasant footage of the minigolf course had me in stitches
They tricked me into watching the last ad 💀😅
yeah i was like 'lmao nobody cares about that has been'
Have you considered calling 'The Jackhammer' for compensation?
Just get yt vanced man
I recommend getting the Big Mike's special at Big Mike's Pizza. It's 1 large Pizza, 4 toppings, and a detailed account of Big Mike's last hour alive as told by his son for $10. Garlic sauce is extra though.
Ugh, it used to be free. I hate when places do that; it's not like he has a family to feed anymore
By the third commercial I realized I had to start over because I wasn't paying enough attention to the underlying story being built. That Rubin is one sick fuck. Absolute genius executed perfectly as always.
Omg literally exact same for me on the 3rd scene 😂
Other than the ending. All this buildup to literally nothing of an ending that totally fell flat
I went to high school with Ruben Brewster. Class of 2008. He planted lice in our caps at graduation and we were all forced to shave our heads. I'll never forget the day he put out a joint on a freshman's forehead while screaming, who's the roach now? I've been in therapy ever since.
He was no better when he went to University. He roofied half the male dorm and proceeded to let the cartel harvest some of their organs. Im down a kidney and havent had a goodnights sleep since. Damn that monster Ruben Brewster.
the plot thickens
Indubitably 🧐
the plot chickens
When is will showing his angussy
The thot plickens
“God left my home the second he entered” had me gasping for air
Just discovered this channel this week. I've watched every video in a matter of days. Best thing I've seen on this platform in years. I feel like these guys watched Adult Swim Infomercials and said "Let's do this, but better." Absolutely phenomenal and I can't believe the channel has less than a million subs.
Welcome!
Yeah this was very [AS] Infomercials-esque! There's that one with the political ads from the future that has a similar vibe. Flippin' loved it.
It's only a matter of time, and we can all say we were here first. If Rueben doesn't get to them first. 😮
💯
Ruben's monologue was kinda sick ngl. Definitely a cool idea for a villain
It's literally based on the Riddler from The Batman and Rat Catcher.
Yeah honestly it seemed like he’s implying that all the people he killed deserved it. That could be his coverup, but the idea of a villain secretly being a justified vigilante is kinda badass.
@@jackweaver1846 That is called an anti-villain, which is opposite of an anti hero. He does things for a greater good or for the good of someone else, but their goal harms others in the process.
That Ruben Brewster guy is a menace
Guy needs an attitude check
hes a real piece of work i tell you
What makes you say that?
The more I learn about him, the less I like him
I don't know about that. He has a plan for eradication of insects and I don't see that useless sheriff getting this issue fixed. Honestly, you guys just need to give him a chance to explain his side of things and I'm sure there was a reason for everything he allegedly did. I'm also definitely not Ruben.
There’s legit a commercial in Texas for a lawyer named Jim Adler the Texas hammer. 0:39
Thats exactly what I was thinking about when I saw this. I was like, maybe its common, and all towns have a Jim Adler guy
THE TEXAS HAMMER
I'm Jim Adler! THE TEXAS HAMMER! I remember it playing on the radio all the time. That was years ago too
Was definitely Jim Adler because some of Friday Beers is from Dallas.
The real ones know who Gordon McKernan is though. After that Morris Bart.
Ruben Brewster is canonically a Demon-level threat by Hero Association standards.
Reuben Brewster is the local Joker character in every small town
A typical Timothy Watkins if you ask me
literally the greatest channel on youtube this is insane
No. Ruben is the one who is insane.
it was pretty funny, stop glazing
@@choiyenaenjoyerhe’s saying he likes a channel, moron.
@@choiyenaenjoyer Chill
Punpun
5:07 still having to cut the pizza with a knife 😂
This one needs a part two
It really just needs to be a complete video. I don’t understand why it ended where it did.
@@ComedyBros5 the main point of the sketch was commercials the rest of the story would have contrasted with the dynamic they had
I went to school with Ruben, he was a sweet kid - no one could have predicted this. The good thing is it will all end soon, for all of us.
Classic Ruben though😂
Buddy's a riot 😭
It's really heartwarming to see a community come together in the face of such adversity
This has Adult Swim Infomercial energy and I'm here for it.
The disclaimer at the end of the Jackhammer Law ad was written by someone at Almost Friday who has experienced trying to file a claim with insurance. Absolutely dripping with frustration and despair.
I went to high school with Rubin, really quiet guy but always friendly when you talked to him. It's always the unassuming ones
Lmfao, I did not expect the analog horror angle to this
I keep trying to skip ahead thinking it’s actual commercials
Classic Emily 🙄
Binder's probably like "Wuh da heck, these ads are so long" right now
🥴
This feels like polished Kids in the Hall with heightened production, or when SNL was funny.
Great work, all around! New sub
Perhaps the real Reuben Brewster is the friends we made along the way.
My uncles name is Ruben Brewster. Man is an absolute menace
the local radio ads telling me the people working at their companies could be my friends and neighbors always gave horror vibes for some reason
edit: idk why there's suddenly a crisis line under this video, but for anyone who may need it, speaking from experience, DO NOT USE 988, try the THRIVE crisis line instead.
You u7u
This deserves to be nominated for Best Short Film at the Oscars and I'm 100% serious
4:12 about half way thru i forgot i had chosen to watch this and this wasn’t actually local ads
Literally just did the same. I had Yt minimized and thought there was an ad playing during the minigolf segment ☠️
2:04 That's a real phone number. But to a law firm
I can't believe the fucking quality and sheer originality of this channel. Happy to have been here since the very beginning.
This skit is one of those few that DESERVES a sequel! Ruben story need to have a conclusion.
Why is this scarily accurate 😭😭💀
I met Ruben at a coffee shop, and he was perfect-charming, funny, and always knew how to make my heart race. On our third date, I joked, "You're too good to be true. What are you, some kind of serial killer?" He laughed a little too hard. Weeks went by, and I noticed he had a lot of "business trips" and an odd fascination with knives. Still, love is blind, right? One night, during a cozy dinner at his place, the SWAT team busted in and arrested him. As they hauled him away, he looked back and said, "Guess I won't be ghosting you now!
Turns out the dinner was meat made of the victims, I will never reach peace with myself again and haven't slept in months
Did you hear the news? In an act of drunkenness sheriff sardino accidentally released Rubin from the local jail before he went to trial.
May god help us all.
@@su-25frogfoot74it was all part of His plan
@@su-25frogfoot74this is why we need sheriff Blade
@@su-25frogfoot74 Typical Trent Blade propaganda, Sardino is working hard to clean these streets!
@@mollusckscramp4124 Ok sure.
You have a fresh account
No content
And are commenting something outrageous.
Nice one Sardino bot.
Big Mike's pizza is what got me to crack in the end.
Another Liam Cullagh masterpiece
Johnny was the equivalent of Ruben Brewster when he played for the browns
1:17 Thought I was watching Regular Car Reviews for a second 😅
Brilliant. Just brilliant. Well done gentlemen 👏
"God left my home the moment he entered" is such a hard line. Crazy good writing.
3:54 is the reason there is a suicide hotline link 💀
There's a sitcom here about a local psychopath who moves to New York to make it as a big city supervillain.
Liam got that Krusty the Clown silhouette
absolutely incredible stuff. so glad to have a channel like this consistently uploading banger after banger
1:34 that transition into the same shot felt almost like an always sunny gag
2:12 Downers Grove mentioned 🎉🎉🎉🎉
lmaoooo
Shoutout to random suburban towns in Illinois!!!
it can’t be exclusive to the Chicago burbs BUT i remember there being a ton of self defense ads exactly like that in the late 90s/early 2000s. specifically one for children lol
Big Mike's Pizza had a "312" area code as well
THIS IS THE GREATEST UA-cam CHANNEL EVER
can't wait to play this on bluetooth in the car and pretend its a radio station irl
Johnny Manziel post credit scene is crazy
What a loveable goofball that Ruben is! Met some great people during the evacuation. 🙏
Carry the shame got me good
Well, I'm convinced. Rubin Brewster for president.
"They would be lambs to the slaughter" I lost it there.
Feels like something Alan resnick would make. I didn’t think it was possible to come anywhere close to that level of unsettling off beet comedy yet here we are. Bravo sir, bravo
I love this. This feels like the adult swim infomercials
You know the videos gas when the suicide hotline prompt is slapped on like a seal of approval
The Ruben lore is insans
This is a "I Think You Should Leave with Tim Robinson" level quality of skit.
Willy threw a perfect game.
Moles in the chat
This is the my favorite channel on UA-cam every video is just pure quality
I kid you not I had an ad before this video and I got confused on when the actual video started😂
this is what the ads in Monster look like
I was considering not doing business with Mary Brewster but when I found out her no-good son got apprehended I have decided to change my mind!
You guys are brilliant
Mary Brewster stuck in We Need to Talk About Kevin
You guys never disappoint, comedic genius + great production as always
- "The Jackhammer got me 2.1 million dollars"
- "We've cut spending by over 2 million dollars"
😂😂😂👌
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@@deffry1555They cut spending by over 2 million dollars because they had to pay that much to the victim
@@nobodyburgen4594 That is still spending... makes no sense.
@@MoJoWipHD Yea those two things had nothing to do with each other and it's a stupid comment
math has failed.
This Ruben guy seems like a pretty chill dude
Mary Brewster never blinking was top notch
Gave me goosebumps and also a foreboding sense the she knew her son Ruben was a terrorist
watching Almost Friday content on a Friday (to where I live), lezzgoo!
Babe wake up new Almost Friday TV upload
God left my home the second he entered is really a hard line
Not UA-cam tagging this with a unalive prevention hotline because the horrible atrocities committed by Ruben 😭
This is one of my favorite skits yet. 😂🤣💯
We need to reinstate kick a ginger day asap.
I cannot get over how fantastic all of these skits are
What the hell is that disclaimer at 3:09? Where'd you get that?
The surrealist humor on this channel is so good it borders comedy and horror.
Tim Robinson vibes once again 😂
Half way through my brain convinced itself that I was sitting through real local commercials and I started tuning them out.. I had to go back and rewatch.. Great job!
Oh god....If Ruben is the In....the fuck is the twist.
Ok I'm convinced Ruben is a Batman villain.
What is the twist?
@@AndrewPob Looks like no twist in this one. Ruben is just a Batman villain.
I Cant belive Ruben Brewster was the Bay Harbour Butcher
Another GOAT sketch
0:35 Mr. Angus you have created a Jim Adler the Texas Hammer fever dream and I love it.
im 4 seconds into the ad, videos already a banger
I'm not gonna lie, this Brewster guy is definitely me when I'm driving
i think this ruben guy is just misunderstood
Listen, I'm not afraid to say it, this Ruben Brewster fella sounds like a real hooligan.