Many years ago I worked nights restocking in an IKEA. The hardest part of that job was finding my way back to the loading dock for the first few nights.
Seem to remember a story about IKEA changing direction arrows on the floor from adhesive vinyl to projected lights after someone modified some stores to go round in circles. At least the lights are more difficult to change without being noticed (though not impossible…)
Fun animal fact: Each arm of a giant Pacific octopus has 280 suction cups that are individually controlled to feel, grasp, release and rotate. Each sucker also contains chemical sensors that let the octopus taste and smell its environment.
I used to have this “boss” who would always pepper her “emails” with random “quotation marks” all the time. It made every “communication” from her an “interesting” experience
i used to "have" this boss who "would" always pepper "her" emais with "random" quotation marks "all" the time. it "made" every communication "from" her an interesting "experience".
"I want to thank the parents of the boy who saved my daughter from an embarrassing situation by telling the whole world about the embarrassing thing that happened to her" cute sentiment, but now everyone knows what you're daughter was trying to hide 🤦♀️
Fun fact! In 1866, 80 men from Lichtenstein went to war, with zero casualties and in fact came back with 81 men, as a Hungarian officer came with them, as they avoided all conflict and just drank and smoked
The soldiers after meeting the hungarian officer : "Please, Sir, can we keep him, Sir? Pleaaase!" CO : "as long as you take care of it responsibly I guess... you'll have to convince the higher ups yourself..."
@@w1steri4why do you feel the need to copy her funny comment and change the quotation marks so it doesn't even make sense anymore OR is funny. You are both unoriginal and a fun killer.
I dont have a reddit account but this deserves to be here: I didn't kidnap a child 'I' didn't kidnap a child I 'didn't' kidnap a child I didn't 'kidnap' a child I didn't kidnap 'a' child I didn't kidnap a 'child'
I think the cockroach "milk" was suggesting it's cockroach milk in the same way almond milk is milk - obviously they don't lactate to actually milk them.
kinda. the "milk" is produced by a specific species of cockroach that gives birth to live young. and feeds them a pale yellow liquid. granted, the only way to harvest it is to cut open the cockroach and collect the milk. however, if it is ever sold in the future, it is unlikely to be made from cockroaches (as you need 1,000 cockroaches to make 3.5 Oz of milk), and instead would likely be made from modified yeast.
it's actually weirder than that. At least some cockroaches give birth to live young, and afaik they do produce a vaguely milk-like substance to feed their babbies before they lay them.
It took me partway through the video to realize it was simply emphasis and it's bothering why they wouldn't use something like asterisks instead. Or in the case of signage- A BOLD OR COLORED FONT
Yeah haha is pretty common in a lot of places and languages, is less aggressive than using all caps... although is more common to just use one ' apostrophe and not quotes "
@@Strawberries1994 _Italics_ is also used for _emphasis_ in English writing, and is less *emphatic* that *bold* text. Well, at least, in most fonts. UA-cam uses a more muted bold-typeface.
@@John_Weiss yeah, but you have to remember every single code for every single app and program... apostrophes are easy, quick and accessible... Although in physical signs is a little silly, bc you can just change the color or make it bigger (italic and bold most of the time are less clear, so those aren't a good option in those cases)
The Zoidberg one makes sense. Multiple times during the show he calls himself a "medical" doctor with the quotation. It was a long term joke in the show that he was a doctor, but no one ever knew what kind.
I'm pretty sure he does say in one episode that his doctorate is actually in art history but it's been years since I've seen that episode so I could be wrong.
@@kodomoshawn6729 He does, but he also claims to be a doctor of human medicine. alien medicine, internal medicine, and a few other things as well. The "The Tip of the Zoidberg" episode has him claiming to be an expert alien anatomy and the best in the business.
@@justincase1898 That is one of his claims. but he never shows that he is a doctor of anything. Besides if he had a doctorate in Art History it calls into question his comment about the tapestry in the episode "Three Hundred Big Boys".
random theory here, the cockroach "milk" is probably referring to a substance that the insect produces that resembles the properties of actual milk but since milk is only produced by mammals, they put it on quotations. That part of the video didn’t leave my mind, and since I knew I wasn’t the only one I decided to put my thoughts here. Hope that “eases” your “worries”.
That's basically it. There's a species of roach that gives birth to live young and produces a substance in their guts to feed to their young. The only reason it can't be called milk is because that specifically refers to substances made in mammary glands.
Lois McMaster Bujold created genetically engineered creatures for her Vorkisigan series that ate "Earth descended plant matter" and regurgitated "bug butter" curds, that are nearly a perfect food. Except for having nearly no flavor and being the barf of the singularly most disgusting living creature ever designed, it is the "perfect food". I think this plot device for her books gave the wrong people some very questionable ideas.
@@thecatherd the implications that this is being researched for potential human consumption is somehow more viscerally disgusting than when I thought people were blending cockroaches to make the milk. Someone please draw a fucking line in the milk making industry. The idea of a cockroach dairy farm is going to haunt my nightmares
I actually get why they put the nut in "nut" allergies in quotations, because the most common nut allergy is peanuts - which aren't nuts at all, but belong in the same family as peas and beans
"When I retire, I'm gonna make questionable and cute plushies and there's nothing you can do to stop me." I would actually support this. Why would I stop the production of more Mango plushes?
In case you didn't know, the abbreviation "MD" stands for "Medical Doctor". So, with Zoidberg writing it as " 'M'D ", it implies he isn't really a _Medical_ Doctor.
Fun fact: the most popular and generally sold out Squishmallow plushie right now is a black and red "dragon" with horns. Of course it looks more like a very soft, squishy egg shaped demon. Squishmallows are some of the most emotionally supportive plushies I have found. Obviously, Cliccy should buy them and get them busy on a new line of super successful emotional support demons!
When I was like 5 or 6 my birthday cake had quotations around my name, so it said Happy Birthday "Lily", like as if the cake decorators didn't believe that was my real name.
I'd never understood that verse, mainly because I'm not a native speaker so I never see amateur signs in english. This video (and your comment) opened my eyes. On something that I never wanted to learn XD
@@alexcarboniart2091 yea lol quotes as emphasis never actually make sense, usually it’s best to use asterisks (*) or bold/italicize/underline the word :)
@@mysticmaknae. Actually I meant that I didn't understand the verse because it's absurd to use them that way. I guess in the US is common place, but in my country they're never used for emphasis XD
The "butter" appears to be a knockoff "I can't believe it's not butter" product. So it's actually not butter. Poor Click, he doesn't know all of these random American products which makes the video so much funnier.
The cockroach milk / "milk" is less suspicious than it seems. It's not milk because cockroaches aren't mammals, but it's a liquid that mother's provide to their young. But it's inside their broodsack - it's a species that doesn't lay eggs but instead gives birth to live young. They are fed with a secretion - the "milk" before birth.
Whoah, really? That's legit freaky. And educatoinal! I have heard of other bugs that give live birth, but that some of them might have an equivalent of "milk" as well, hadn't occurred to me...
10:25 The thing is, knowing where to put your finger in order to play different notes on wind instruments is called "fingering." And yes, we did hear "You need to improve your fingering" as well as "blow harder" regularly when practicing.
7:33 As a fan of Undertale and Deltarune I had to take a minute to calm down after laughing way too hard because of Click's reaction 😂 Pure gold, it'll never get old XD♡
As an undertale/deltarune fan, that line specifically concerns me. Not because sans is with goat mum, not even the awkwardness of the "eggs husband" joke. Because it implies the nfsw fanart is accurate if sans can "befriend" people
@@flameindigo8035 believe it or not, it gets worse. Sans implies skeletons can mimic reproductive organs (whether human and monster is compatible is unknown, but monster x monster is definitely a thing) but there's also an implied digestive system. In undertale, it was explained away by monsters consuming magic foods, and as we know there doesn't seem to be magic in the light world (see Suzie's dialogue upon using magic and toriel cooking using the stove). On top of all that, the dreemurr house (the only house we can enter so far, excluding asgores as he literally only has a fridge with one single item and a mattress on the floor) there is a bathroom complete with a shower, sink, and... Is that a toilet? Okay, I assume Kris eats physical food like most humans... Except toriel gets her groceries from sans's. I doubt sans gets special imports for the only human in town, and I don't see any other grocery shops in town. Therefore, the monsters must all consume human foods, which has the implication that skeleton monsters also have the capacity to consume such food (presumably by mimicking the human digestive system, ecto-organs and all). All this to say deltarune implies that one cursed soul-vore comic CAN happen within that universe
the sarcasm and innuendos are strong with this one edit for 4:45 - change where the quotes are and it changes the meaning completely - and they are all bad "enjoy" living in your home - you won't enjoy it enjoy "living" in your home - you'll die enjoy living "in" your home - you can't actually live there enjoy living in "your" home - it's not actually your home enjoy living in your "home" - it's not a home
13:16 The thing about suspicious quotes is that it's generally not just "not the thing", but something _close to_ the thing that doesn't _quite_ qualify. So even if the music is provided by spotify, they still have a live band pretending to play, likely hired for a fraction of the price of a real musician. That or they hired Franchouchou and someone involved in making the sign knew the band's secret.
1:49 "Are you just telling people to shoplift?" No, the person who put up the sign was just hoping a pretty woman would come and say "Ohhh nooo, I don't have any money to pay you with..."
Why do people use quotation marks for emphasis? That's not what they are for. You don't bake someone a "cake", learn to "play the flute" or go to a "party". All these innocent activities are immediately turned into questionable innuendos. On the other hand, I love when quotation marks are used correctly to make innuendos or imply a different meaning. I still remember when I was working at a job where they had a "cake" lottery at lunch every friday. It was actually a wine lottery, which is very common on a lot of work places in Norway, but is sometimes frowned upon by people. It was a fun way of hiding it from anyone visiting the office, without actually hiding it.
33:19 - I can think of a logical explanation for that one: peanuts are a common allergen that are culinarily considered a "nut" but are actually a legume not closely related to tree nuts like hazelnuts or almonds, though people often use them in similar contexts (i.e. in baked goods, ice cream, spreads).
I proofread an email that was updating others on the health condition of someone. She was trying to quote the words of the source, but only quotes a word at a time so she wrote 'Her health is "tricky" and "changing rapidly."' Luckily she removed the quotes when I told her how it sounded.
apparently the "milk" is a crystalline substance produced by the Pacific beetle cockroach, this species of cockroach is ovoviviparous, which means its young hatch from eggs while still inside the mother
@@varisduran1161 exactly right. I remember reading about this a couple years ago and being amazed at how far people will go to avoid drinking oat milk lmao 😂
Well, considering we say soy milk, oat milk, etc. Milk just means white liquid that's consumed. Of course actual milk is a substance produced by mammalian mothers to feed their offspring. But given what @Varis Duran said, I think milk still works here given other than the mammalian part of the definition, it fits.
After I become a doctor I will buy a title so that I can officially be a "Lady Doctor" 🤣 so that next time some idiot says "Are you (going to be) a lady doctor?" I can actually say "Yep, I see you have heard about me before!"😉 or "I guess my reputation preceded me!"
i can actually take a guess at the "Cotton Candy" one at 12:56 . you see, in a lot of countries, cotton candy isn't actually called "cotton candy". for example, Australia calls it Fairy Floss. In China, it's actually called "Dragons Beard"! so I imagine the post is in reference to that.
I used to live in china and I can tell you that dragon beard and cotton candy are different candies. Dragon beard is made by pulling sugar (By hand or machine) into thousands of strands and usually wrap some crushed up peanuts in the middle. We called cotton candy the same as it is in English as far as I know. Unless it is in a different place in china but I don’t think so.
Regarding helmets, when modern military helmets were first used in the first world war, the number of soldiers with head injuries actually rose dramatically. They almost stopped using them before someone realised it was a case of survivorship bias and the people who got head injuries would have just died without a helmet
Cockroach milk is actually made from their heme, that white milky fluid that many insects, arthropods and arachnids have instead of blood. Most species are supposed to taste quite good with butter, so long as you cook them to sterilization temperatures and avoid the digestive tract. Think lobster, crab or white shrimp flavors, but with options that won't trigger iodine allergies.
Thank u for helping me through really tough times. At the moment Im hyperventilating to the point where I feel dizzy and weak because I didnt get my homework work done. It was 9:00pm now its 4:21am and I smiled as soon as the video started. Your voice is soothing and sometimes funny. Thank u.
Zoidberg is a doctor in Futurama and he is a doctor of Art History but they hired him as a medical doctor so he is "M"D for "Medical" Doctor - it's a cool little thing for show watchers who know the show lol
@@Squid728 the local greek resturants or Burger resturants only accept cash, also the next villages Pizzeria and döner-house. sure Mcdonalds and other fast-food-stores accept cards, but many "better" resturants want cash
5:50 -- it's 'milk' in the same way that it's called soy 'milk'. Soy beans do not have udders. You blend them up in water and strain out the pulp, that's the 'milk'. Same way you make cockroach 'milk'
Here in México, people in rural areas highlight important words with quotation marks. That was new to me, and for many years confused the hell out of me when i saw signs saing: Please "Don't" feed the "Animals" "Dangerous" area We do "not" accept "alternative" ways of payment I'm not making this up. People speak and write different in the same country and it is so wierd
Maybe that explains what is going on in all of the signs here? And It was more common in a bunch of European languages? Thank you for the explanation, I saw that a lot when I lived in rural Baja several years ago and my Spanish classes did not prepare me for that.
This reminds me of how the shoppers by my house has "dont buy "gift cards" at the self checkout" and every time me and my mom are like why is gift cards in quotes
Every time I hear "Word Crimes" and "I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis" I have to wonder "who would ever do that?"... well, thanks to this video I get it now.
It's funny how quotation marks used to be a way to empathize parts of your sentence like we do now with italics and it's become that weird sign of sarcasm or irony. I love myself some "evolution" of language!
I am literally going to use this video to explain English air quotes to my non-native English speaking boyfriend (they're used differently in Korea) He asked me the other day and I was racking my brain for an example sentence to use to explain them and just couldn't think of any. This is PERFECT
The best suspicious remark I ever heard was when a friend of mine went by a very arrogant worker patted him on the shoulder and said: "Just wanted to tell you - no matter what the other say, I think you doing a great job!" and went on... the "poor" guy was so perplexed, especially when all in the vicinity collapsed in hysterical laughter...
13:15 I like to imagine that they have a band of undead rockers playing here - a skeleton on the drums, zombies on the guitar and base, and Dracula on vocals.
22:06, the "Elbow" toy is a satire item. They even misspelled "Sesame Street" as "Semesame Street". I forget the name of the company that does this, but they make a wide range of satirical products. The products are never actually sold in stores, they are just created for meme value.
24:38 It's fine, we were just trying to help Jim with his dating life! There's plenty of other fish in the sea, after all! Gave him some cement shoes and now he's *sleeping with the fishes!*
8:33 - Nice kid! A lot of boys that age would have just mocked her. 10:42 - Oh, God, Florida Man has competition! 12:19 - Was this the sequel to American Pie? 13:16 - "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome The Zombies!" 14:25 - Why does this make me think the violators will be urinated on? 19:43 - I think it means, He still lives on in our minds and hearts. (or am I belaboring the obvious?) 23:17 - Yes, but when will we get back to worshiping cats as gods??
I've always found it weird that people use "I'm 18" or reference to someone being 18 as "legal". Most of the world's age of consent is 16 years. Some of the laws around consent in the US are actually really freaking weird and have religious undertones. Like for example in some states it's legal to do arranged marriages for your kids. I've always found that funny for a country that constantly talks about how free it is to be so restrictive in so many different ways, some of which don't even make sense.
I’m not sure if it’s true, but apparently the age age of consent in Japan is super dangerously low, but every individual prefecture really doesn’t like that so they all make it go up to at least 16. basically, the national age of consent is really low, but the specific laws in each subdivision all make it go higher.
Its not like that. Its not that Japan's AoC is low, the law in question is more meant to say AoC cannot be lower than X. In fact, Japan has some of the strictest AoC laws out there, considering both parties need to be 20 to be fully safe on that front.
Biology says you're not an adult till you're 25 our law says you're not able to drink until you're 21 It also says you can be elicited the military at 18 cuz that makes sense honestly make everything 25 like biology States the reason the drinking age is at 21 is because when it was 18 everyone from 18 to 21 got in the car wrecks because they were drinking while driving
@@Periwinkleaccount The age of consent in Japan from what I've read seems to be based on province. The national age of consent is 14 but provincially it's usually higher. So yes you're correct.
18 isn't the age of consent. It varies by State but tends to be around 16. 18 is the age of adulthood. It's the age the government has decided that your parents/guardians are no longer responsible for you and you're legally an adult with adult responsibilities.
"Can you imagine a store that does like an escape room thing..." I am pretty sure those stores are called Ikea
Many years ago I worked nights restocking in an IKEA. The hardest part of that job was finding my way back to the loading dock for the first few nights.
Seem to remember a story about IKEA changing direction arrows on the floor from adhesive vinyl to projected lights after someone modified some stores to go round in circles. At least the lights are more difficult to change without being noticed (though not impossible…)
@@darrenhemingway7121 “Ferb”, I “know” what “we’re” going to “do” “today”!
Hotel California but it's Ikea: "you can check out anytime you like, but you have to find the checkout first >:)"
@@darrenhemingway7121 You remember right. a guy did that once and was arrested
The 5 horsemen of r/suspiciousquotes:
- Sexual innuendos
- Threats
- Makes no sense at all
- Actually makes sense
- Sarcasm
"Sexual innuendos"
"Threats"
"Makes no sense at all"
"Actually makes sense"
"Sarcastic"
There. I "fixed" your comment.
- Sexual innuendos
- "Threats"
- Makes no sense at all
- "Actually makes sense"
- Sarcastic
There. I fixed "your" comment.
":)"
This is an accurate "comment" that "you" made
Lmao, this is "so" funny
No, this "is" so funny.
I can't believe the "befriended" joke actually ended up in that subreddit 💀
Im not to the part of the video so when i saw the kris pfp i knew instantly
Its also a joke a middle school kid would write. 😂
it's literally the joke though. aren't they meant to be unintentional?
fr
@@TheTrueXaverno, they are meant to be there
The "I love my rescue 'dog'" is just the plot of Lilo and Stitch lol
And the horror story “Zipper dog” lol
Ah yes, my "dog" is "licking" my "hands." "She" is "cute." Her "tail" is "wagging."
@@gracetreichel1973 ah, "yes".
@@gracetreichel1973 I
@@Coreylikesgames "fr"
I'm glad I am "sick" today so I can "watch this" on time instead of being at "school"
Same, so “glad” that “kid” coughed on “me”
Yeah I am also "sick"
Yes I am """"""""sick""""""""
Get "better" soon!
I’m sick and this is actually confusing “me”
The "21" thing reminded me of a earlier this week when I could only go somewhere if I lied about my age by 2 weeks.
Fun animal fact: Each arm of a giant Pacific octopus has 280 suction cups that are individually controlled to feel, grasp, release and rotate. Each sucker also contains chemical sensors that let the octopus taste and smell its environment.
Thanks for letting us know.
Thanks for giving us a fun animal fact again.
Maksim love fact
So they can taste vibes
Sounds…😳
I used to have this “boss” who would always pepper her “emails” with random “quotation marks” all the time. It made every “communication” from her an “interesting” experience
I had an english teacher who did that. Excuse me ma'am, you're doing your job wrong
I had a professor who would use ellipses instead of periods. Caused several genuine misunderstandings. 😣
i used to "have" this boss who "would" always pepper "her" emais with "random" quotation marks "all" the time. it "made" every communication "from" her an interesting "experience".
"I want to thank the parents of the boy who saved my daughter from an embarrassing situation by telling the whole world about the embarrassing thing that happened to her" cute sentiment, but now everyone knows what you're daughter was trying to hide 🤦♀️
And that's not a bad thing, it's biology.
*Your* daughter, not "you're". "You're" means "you are".
@@DrachenGothik666 How do we know they weren't saying "you're daughter" because the person who made the original post is secretly the daughter?
/j
@@GreenLycan So is diarrhea. Doesn't mean everyone wants to hear about it when it happens.
@@jakepullman4914lol, true, but you just did.
Fun fact! In 1866, 80 men from Lichtenstein went to war, with zero casualties and in fact came back with 81 men, as a Hungarian officer came with them, as they avoided all conflict and just drank and smoked
Is there an article of this story? Id really like to hear more about it
Wholesome History! We need more!
The people watching their military comeback with one random Hungarian officer:
Hungarian officer: sup
The soldiers after meeting the hungarian officer :
"Please, Sir, can we keep him, Sir? Pleaaase!"
CO : "as long as you take care of it responsibly I guess... you'll have to convince the higher ups yourself..."
Sounds like you need to say they went to "war."
At this point, us viewers should be considered a class six drug or something the way he is snorting us.
Nah he be trying to catboi us
Category 666 drug
😂
yes, us "viewers"
Tbh the main message I got from this entire video is that we definitely "should not" do some cocaine about it...
As a lesbian I can confirm I have a "nut" allergy
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anyways, as a lesbian, you can "confirm" you have a nut "allergy"
lebsiab
Imao
@@w1steri4why do you feel the need to copy her funny comment and change the quotation marks so it doesn't even make sense anymore OR is funny. You are both unoriginal and a fun killer.
As a Scottish person "I'm not wearing pants and that could be yee" is the best kilt joke I have ever heard
As a not-scottish person that kilt joke sounds amazing
As a non Scottish person the joke kilt me *ba-dum tss*
As another Scottish person it is truly an amazing joke
As a "Person" i found the joke quite funny.
@@TabbyCatq as a "person" i found this "comment" and "copying" it "amusing"
I dont have a reddit account but this deserves to be here:
I didn't kidnap a child
'I' didn't kidnap a child
I 'didn't' kidnap a child
I didn't 'kidnap' a child
I didn't kidnap 'a' child
I didn't kidnap a 'child'
Amazingly creepy!
Normal
Someone else did
You did
You murdered the child and stored it in the wods
You've kidnapped multiple children
You kidnapped an adult
Beside "I ‘didn’t' kidnap a child", I can’t see anything being bad.
@@GuillaumePerronNantel the second from the bottom implies multiple kidnappings.
What are these things like called I want to see more of these lmao
I think the cockroach "milk" was suggesting it's cockroach milk in the same way almond milk is milk - obviously they don't lactate to actually milk them.
Yeah that one was actually correct usage
I need to get my mind out of the gutter
kinda.
the "milk" is produced by a specific species of cockroach that gives birth to live young. and feeds them a pale yellow liquid.
granted, the only way to harvest it is to cut open the cockroach and collect the milk.
however, if it is ever sold in the future, it is unlikely to be made from cockroaches (as you need 1,000 cockroaches to make 3.5 Oz of milk), and instead would likely be made from modified yeast.
it's actually weirder than that. At least some cockroaches give birth to live young, and afaik they do produce a vaguely milk-like substance to feed their babbies before they lay them.
wait wait wait, hold up - So you're trying to tell me almonds aren't being milked for almond milk? What about soy?
I didn't know there were people who use quotes to emphasize things until today, and now I'm "in pain"
It took me partway through the video to realize it was simply emphasis and it's bothering why they wouldn't use something like asterisks instead. Or in the case of signage- A BOLD OR COLORED FONT
Yeah haha is pretty common in a lot of places and languages, is less aggressive than using all caps... although is more common to just use one ' apostrophe and not quotes "
@@Strawberries1994 _Italics_ is also used for _emphasis_ in English writing, and is less *emphatic* that *bold* text.
Well, at least, in most fonts. UA-cam uses a more muted bold-typeface.
Ikr? I'm surprised those people dont just put the words in bold, or another color, or italics, or underline. Literally anything but quotes
@@John_Weiss yeah, but you have to remember every single code for every single app and program... apostrophes are easy, quick and accessible...
Although in physical signs is a little silly, bc you can just change the color or make it bigger (italic and bold most of the time are less clear, so those aren't a good option in those cases)
The Zoidberg one makes sense. Multiple times during the show he calls himself a "medical" doctor with the quotation. It was a long term joke in the show that he was a doctor, but no one ever knew what kind.
I'm pretty sure he does say in one episode that his doctorate is actually in art history but it's been years since I've seen that episode so I could be wrong.
Its because his Phd is in Art History...
Wasn't he a doctor of various alien species and he just hadn't studied human anatomy? Or am I confusing him with a different character?
@@kodomoshawn6729 He does, but he also claims to be a doctor of human medicine. alien medicine, internal medicine, and a few other things as well. The "The Tip of the Zoidberg" episode has him claiming to be an expert alien anatomy and the best in the business.
@@justincase1898 That is one of his claims. but he never shows that he is a doctor of anything. Besides if he had a doctorate in Art History it calls into question his comment about the tapestry in the episode "Three Hundred Big Boys".
I think this is my "favourite" subreddit so far! 🤣🤣🤣
i "think" this is "your" favorite subreddit "so far"
random theory here, the cockroach "milk" is probably referring to a substance that the insect produces that resembles the properties of actual milk but since milk is only produced by mammals, they put it on quotations.
That part of the video didn’t leave my mind, and since I knew I wasn’t the only one I decided to put my thoughts here. Hope that “eases” your “worries”.
That's basically it. There's a species of roach that gives birth to live young and produces a substance in their guts to feed to their young. The only reason it can't be called milk is because that specifically refers to substances made in mammary glands.
@@thecatherd I´m glad I got it right! I didn't know about that tho, that's cool!
Lois McMaster Bujold created genetically engineered creatures for her Vorkisigan series that ate "Earth descended plant matter" and regurgitated "bug butter" curds, that are nearly a perfect food.
Except for having nearly no flavor and being the barf of the singularly most disgusting living creature ever designed, it is the "perfect food".
I think this plot device for her books gave the wrong people some very questionable ideas.
Thank goodness for that. I was thinking of cockroach milk like oat or almond milk - crush 'em up and add fluid...
@@thecatherd the implications that this is being researched for potential human consumption is somehow more viscerally disgusting than when I thought people were blending cockroaches to make the milk. Someone please draw a fucking line in the milk making industry. The idea of a cockroach dairy farm is going to haunt my nightmares
he's "working" on an emotional support demon "plushie" 🥺
Oh no
He's "coming" up with a good "idea"
@@AlyxTheProtogen He's going away from a good stolen thought.
'he' 'work' 'as' 'hardr' 'as' 'the' 'pyramid' 'builders'
*Get a demon “plushie”*
18:55
OMG 😂
This ad perfectly timed itself so it said:
And his name was- Chocolate soft serve!
😂😂😂
I actually get why they put the nut in "nut" allergies in quotations, because the most common nut allergy is peanuts - which aren't nuts at all, but belong in the same family as peas and beans
Come to think of it, most nuts aren't nuts at all
Peanuts are legumes, while so many other "nuts" are actually just seeds
Or maybe they just mean "to be allregic to your own nuts"?
LOL I never thought I would ever write this stupid joke on internet
@@azzythesmol I recently learned that peanuts are fruit. lol
yk what's really a nut? "testicles" 🤤
wow im going "nuts" over this lmfaooo 🤤🤤🤤
'Every person is a deep fake except me' is an actual philosophical concept
Yeah isnt it like where you believe that everyone else is just a figment of your imagination except you? There's an actual name for it
@@achild07 It is, I believe, related to Descartes' 'Cogito ergo sum', but I do not know if it has its own name
@@darthfalafel6581 I think it's metaphysical solipsism? Feel free to correct me if I'm wrong
@@NerdyRulerz Yeah this is what I was thinking of
Every "person" is a "deep fake" except me
"When I retire, I'm gonna make questionable and cute plushies and there's nothing you can do to stop me."
I would actually support this. Why would I stop the production of more Mango plushes?
In case you didn't know, the abbreviation "MD" stands for "Medical Doctor". So, with Zoidberg writing it as " 'M'D ", it implies he isn't really a _Medical_ Doctor.
Ah yes, a Medieval doctor
@@camo_dactyl4561 "doctor my leg hurts"
"Say no more."
*Chops off legs*
In truth the M stands for Mfraud.
@@infiniteshay8660 why did I read it like you read "m'lady"?😂
@@lucienzothesmallerone"Hello, m'fraud"
If they say "Live" Band, it means the musicians are undead.
that's exactly where my mind wen too 🤣Zombie Band for the win
The Grateful Dead
YOHOHOHOHOHOHO
Hearing The Click say “I love crotching” is one of the funniest things ever 😭
Is it just me or is Click the only one who compliments us by smell. I love that.
klik Warden confirmed
Yeah right?
Every day before I decide if I need a shower I just watch one of his videos and if he compliments my smell, I skip the shower ^^
@@TmOnlineMapper lol
I feel if he can smell me from Sweden, I'm smelling quite ripe. Even if he likes it, I'm showering the smell away.
ah yes, I love being "complimented" for my "smell"
Fun fact: the most popular and generally sold out Squishmallow plushie right now is a black and red "dragon" with horns. Of course it looks more like a very soft, squishy egg shaped demon.
Squishmallows are some of the most emotionally supportive plushies I have found. Obviously, Cliccy should buy them and get them busy on a new line of super successful emotional support demons!
So is it a legit "dragon" or not?
@@RLight it says it's a dragon, but it totally looks more like an emotional support demon. Lol
Which one? Because I'm very curious what one it is and if it is only in your area.
Are you talking about the new one that was relased? The Jarik? Or are you talking about the Tiedye one?
@@airilesyankovic2100 The Jarik
I'm bingeing The Click videos 'cos I'm "happy" with a "fruitful and fulfilling" life that needs no distraction
As someone who's studying communication and the English language, this is one of many delights that makes it such "fun"
Blink twice if you need help
@@pemanilnoob "Blinks" twice (good one haha)
18:50 I like how you can see him sleeping, which makes the air quotes really approriate.
"Wow!" "Thanks" for "pointing out" that "subtle detail."
@@henelemahe’s “doing his job”
"Intimate meatloaf" is now my favorite phrase
When I was like 5 or 6 my birthday cake had quotations around my name, so it said Happy Birthday "Lily", like as if the cake decorators didn't believe that was my real name.
This is a thing that happens very often with cakes. I know I have spend many a day laughing my ass off on cakewrecks over those
They were trying to 'tell' you that you were swapped at birth and they decided to keep you.
In the eternal words of Weird Al, "Listen up when I tell ya this, don't you ever use quotation marks for emphasis"
This is where my mind went
I'd never understood that verse, mainly because I'm not a native speaker so I never see amateur signs in english. This video (and your comment) opened my eyes. On something that I never wanted to learn XD
@@alexcarboniart2091 yea lol quotes as emphasis never actually make sense, usually it’s best to use asterisks (*) or bold/italicize/underline the word :)
@@mysticmaknae. Actually I meant that I didn't understand the verse because it's absurd to use them that way. I guess in the US is common place, but in my country they're never used for emphasis XD
@@alexcarboniart2091 it’s definitely not common, it’s usually just done by ppl who don’t understand or care about grammar imo
The "butter" appears to be a knockoff "I can't believe it's not butter" product. So it's actually not butter. Poor Click, he doesn't know all of these random American products which makes the video so much funnier.
As someone who crochets, your way of saying it makes me cackle. Never change man, your too hilarious!
He's very "hilarious"
The cockroach milk / "milk" is less suspicious than it seems.
It's not milk because cockroaches aren't mammals, but it's a liquid that mother's provide to their young.
But it's inside their broodsack - it's a species that doesn't lay eggs but instead gives birth to live young. They are fed with a secretion - the "milk" before birth.
Whoah, really? That's legit freaky. And educatoinal! I have heard of other bugs that give live birth, but that some of them might have an equivalent of "milk" as well, hadn't occurred to me...
cockroach milk can also be shortened to cock milk
@@arsenicflask So just "milk" works either way, huh?
@arsenicflask4866 But nobody calls cockroaches cocks; they're called roaches for short.
Broodsack sounds "lovely".
20:38 THE TOP CORNER SAYS 'CHILD "SAFE"' I CANNOT
Look at the other top corner. It's from Obvious Plant.
"Ring the bell for meat service," is ethier the start to a horror flim or a "adult movie."
"Yes, please, I would like... "extra sausage"... ahem, if you know what I mean!"
And some “meatballs” would be pretty “tasty” too…
Bonus points if it’s a horror film that starts out with the atmosphere of an adult film before that moment, or vice versa.
Either way, the health department probably has some objections
Why not both
You make “great” video as always I’m sure your parents are “proud” of you
I’m sure your “parents” are proud of you
I'm "sure" your parents are proud of you
im sure your parents are proud of "you"
I'm sure "your" parents are proud of you
"I'm" sure your parents are proud of you
I love how he looks like a business man wearing a dress shirt a nice tie his hair styled but he's the most sussy man alive
10:25
The thing is, knowing where to put your finger in order to play different notes on wind instruments is called "fingering."
And yes, we did hear "You need to improve your fingering" as well as "blow harder" regularly when practicing.
7:33
As a fan of Undertale and Deltarune I had to take a minute to calm down after laughing way too hard because of Click's reaction 😂
Pure gold, it'll never get old XD♡
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As an undertale/deltarune fan, that line specifically concerns me. Not because sans is with goat mum, not even the awkwardness of the "eggs husband" joke. Because it implies the nfsw fanart is accurate if sans can "befriend" people
@@justaperson4656 oh god. if ectobodies are actually a thing skeletons can do, i will be so upset.
@@flameindigo8035 believe it or not, it gets worse. Sans implies skeletons can mimic reproductive organs (whether human and monster is compatible is unknown, but monster x monster is definitely a thing) but there's also an implied digestive system. In undertale, it was explained away by monsters consuming magic foods, and as we know there doesn't seem to be magic in the light world (see Suzie's dialogue upon using magic and toriel cooking using the stove). On top of all that, the dreemurr house (the only house we can enter so far, excluding asgores as he literally only has a fridge with one single item and a mattress on the floor) there is a bathroom complete with a shower, sink, and... Is that a toilet? Okay, I assume Kris eats physical food like most humans... Except toriel gets her groceries from sans's. I doubt sans gets special imports for the only human in town, and I don't see any other grocery shops in town. Therefore, the monsters must all consume human foods, which has the implication that skeleton monsters also have the capacity to consume such food (presumably by mimicking the human digestive system, ecto-organs and all). All this to say deltarune implies that one cursed soul-vore comic CAN happen within that universe
My 18 year old kid is a big fan of these games, and has shown me that before. So we've already had abundant "laughs" about it!
the sarcasm and innuendos are strong with this one
edit for 4:45 - change where the quotes are and it changes the meaning completely - and they are all bad
"enjoy" living in your home - you won't enjoy it
enjoy "living" in your home - you'll die
enjoy living "in" your home - you can't actually live there
enjoy living in "your" home - it's not actually your home
enjoy living in your "home" - it's not a home
13:16 The thing about suspicious quotes is that it's generally not just "not the thing", but something _close to_ the thing that doesn't _quite_ qualify.
So even if the music is provided by spotify, they still have a live band pretending to play, likely hired for a fraction of the price of a real musician.
That or they hired Franchouchou and someone involved in making the sign knew the band's secret.
What secret? It's just a totally normal idol group with nothing strange at all about it.
Yeah, it really sounds like an insult to the band 😂
@@pennyforyourthots I cackled way too loud at this.
1:49 "Are you just telling people to shoplift?"
No, the person who put up the sign was just hoping a pretty woman would come and say "Ohhh nooo, I don't have any money to pay you with..."
lmao
Don’t make such assumptions! How do you know he likes pretty women?
He might prefer “pretty women,” pretty “women,” “pretty” women or “pretty” “women”
@@averycheesypotatohow do you know it's a man "putting" the sign up?
@@angrybidoof847 how do you know it’s a “sign”
@@WillowStarshower how do you know
Why do people use quotation marks for emphasis? That's not what they are for.
You don't bake someone a "cake", learn to "play the flute" or go to a "party". All these innocent activities are immediately turned into questionable innuendos.
On the other hand, I love when quotation marks are used correctly to make innuendos or imply a different meaning.
I still remember when I was working at a job where they had a "cake" lottery at lunch every friday. It was actually a wine lottery, which is very common on a lot of work places in Norway, but is sometimes frowned upon by people. It was a fun way of hiding it from anyone visiting the office, without actually hiding it.
33:19 - I can think of a logical explanation for that one: peanuts are a common allergen that are culinarily considered a "nut" but are actually a legume not closely related to tree nuts like hazelnuts or almonds, though people often use them in similar contexts (i.e. in baked goods, ice cream, spreads).
I love how Click's mind always goes to the worst possible direction.
Not always, when he was talking about that guys "wife" he assumed a gay couple
The quotations could imply that the wife is... not his
As a crocheter, I fully approve of your pronunciation 🤣
The true story is that they already found a "Qualified" Mechanic but they need another qualified one
I proofread an email that was updating others on the health condition of someone. She was trying to quote the words of the source, but only quotes a word at a time so she wrote 'Her health is "tricky" and "changing rapidly."'
Luckily she removed the quotes when I told her how it sounded.
I just "ate" 8 slices of "toast" and feel "sick", I fully "regret" doing this.
Considering roaches aren’t mammals, this story is sus right out the gate.
apparently the "milk" is a crystalline substance produced by the Pacific beetle cockroach, this species of cockroach is ovoviviparous, which means its young hatch from eggs while still inside the mother
@@varisduran1161 exactly right. I remember reading about this a couple years ago and being amazed at how far people will go to avoid drinking oat milk lmao 😂
Well, considering we say soy milk, oat milk, etc. Milk just means white liquid that's consumed. Of course actual milk is a substance produced by mammalian mothers to feed their offspring. But given what @Varis Duran said, I think milk still works here given other than the mammalian part of the definition, it fits.
@@TheQuietTyper wich is why milk was in quotation marks
@@TheQuietTyper It's because calling it "milk" is more appetizing than calling it what it really is juice.
If your “grandma” is “crotching” anything you need to run
Who is going to tell him that was needlepoint?
12:39 Why is Click’s laughter so contagious?!
The rescue "dog" one made me think of Stitch and him being Lilo's "dog"
After I become a doctor I will buy a title so that I can officially be a "Lady Doctor" 🤣 so that next time some idiot says "Are you (going to be) a lady doctor?" I can actually say "Yep, I see you have heard about me before!"😉 or "I guess my reputation preceded me!"
Omg!!!! That is amazing!❤❤❤
Do it!
Don't titles usually cancel each other out? I wonder if you'd be doctor or lady first
"mommy are we going to see dr lady?"
Great idea!
Except...... Unfortunately, you would be "Lady [XXXXXX] [YYYYYY], Phd." (or possibly "MD."), instead of "Lady Dr. [XXXXXX] [YYYYYY]".
This was a really good “video” Click, there were so many “changed” meanings of “normal” things
If Click ever opens a plushie store, I would go there for sure and see what I could fit in to my monthly budget!
If Click opens a plushie store, my monthly “budget” is going out the window while there’s still space between all the plushies.
i can actually take a guess at the "Cotton Candy" one at 12:56 . you see, in a lot of countries, cotton candy isn't actually called "cotton candy". for example, Australia calls it Fairy Floss. In China, it's actually called "Dragons Beard"! so I imagine the post is in reference to that.
And then the French decided to be freaks about it and call it "Daddy's beard".
Honestly, they should not be let anywhere around language
@@pennyforyourthots
I can't tell if I should be concerned or amazed at how crazy of a move that is.
Brits call it candy floss, which isn’t as interesting as fairy floss or dragon’s beard or as strange as uh…’daddy’s beard.’
I used to live in china and I can tell you that dragon beard and cotton candy are different candies. Dragon beard is made by pulling sugar (By hand or machine) into thousands of strands and usually wrap some crushed up peanuts in the middle. We called cotton candy the same as it is in English as far as I know. Unless it is in a different place in china but I don’t think so.
@@pennyforyourthotshonestly as someone who spoke French ever since I was a kid, it took me a lot of time to realise that's what it meant
Regarding helmets, when modern military helmets were first used in the first world war, the number of soldiers with head injuries actually rose dramatically. They almost stopped using them before someone realised it was a case of survivorship bias and the people who got head injuries would have just died without a helmet
"Ring bell for "meat service""
_Careless Whisper starts playing_
Cockroach milk is actually made from their heme, that white milky fluid that many insects, arthropods and arachnids have instead of blood. Most species are supposed to taste quite good with butter, so long as you cook them to sterilization temperatures and avoid the digestive tract. Think lobster, crab or white shrimp flavors, but with options that won't trigger iodine allergies.
I'm so intrigued but also shook
Thank u for helping me through really tough times. At the moment Im hyperventilating to the point where I feel dizzy and weak because I didnt get my homework work done. It was 9:00pm now its 4:21am and I smiled as soon as the video started. Your voice is soothing and sometimes funny. Thank u.
I seriously don't understand how these "people" can not notice the quotation marks.
Zoidberg is a doctor in Futurama and he is a doctor of Art History but they hired him as a medical doctor so he is "M"D for "Medical" Doctor - it's a cool little thing for show watchers who know the show lol
24:45 This perfectly fits where I live, the school shuts down for "bad weather" and then when have the best day in the whole year
31:12 She never paid for the apple, so she's a disgruntled "customer" instead.
I had a panic attack during a pep rally today, so some of Clicks humor is what I need to feel better.
I’m sorry. 😢 Pep rallies are a nightmare for people with anxiety. I hope you’re okay! 💛
it is so annoying that most resturants in germany don't accept card payment, only cash
???
Since when
You have to ask most of the time
(Last time i was in a restaurant 2019 tho)
@@Squid728 the local greek resturants or Burger resturants only accept cash, also the next villages Pizzeria and döner-house. sure Mcdonalds and other fast-food-stores accept cards, but many "better" resturants want cash
@@Odysseus0000 wusste ich gar nicht
Häh… KartenZahlung geht doch grundsätzlich…sowas ist gesetzlich vorgeschrieben
@@iriswaldenburger2315 Nein ist es nicht und in manchen gegenden ist es auch gar nicht möglich weil kein Internetanschluss vorhanden ist
the fathers day cake feels like a cake someone would give their stepdad that they don't like to be petty
Or possibly on their first Fathers' Day as a father? As a sort of 'Hey, you're getting _old_ now you're a _dad_ ' thing.
Me: This is my "friend", Bob, he is a "law professor" at the local "university"
Bob: Dude? Why the air quotes??
This has the same vibes as:
"I thought you had a degree from Columbia."
"And now I need one from America."
5:50 -- it's 'milk' in the same way that it's called soy 'milk'. Soy beans do not have udders. You blend them up in water and strain out the pulp, that's the 'milk'. Same way you make cockroach 'milk'
Wait, are we grinding up the cockroaches?
Here in México, people in rural areas highlight important words with quotation marks. That was new to me, and for many years confused the hell out of me when i saw signs saing:
Please "Don't" feed the "Animals"
"Dangerous" area
We do "not" accept "alternative" ways of payment
I'm not making this up. People speak and write different in the same country and it is so wierd
Maybe that explains what is going on in all of the signs here? And It was more common in a bunch of European languages? Thank you for the explanation, I saw that a lot when I lived in rural Baja several years ago and my Spanish classes did not prepare me for that.
@@dkecskes2199 So it happens in more places than just Mexico.
Makes sensei that ir comes from Spain. Mexico usted to be a spanish colony
@@dkecskes2199 I haven’t come across it here in Europe, so I don’t think it’s common.
Ah just the thing to brighten my afternoon while I "work"
The "stop smoking" at 12:47 could also mean it's actually domestic violence if you pronounce smoking
The fact that the 'Do not leave children unattended in the toy area' sign has the quotation marks DRAWN ON in marker has me cackling
The Dr Zoidberg "M"D joke is about his title as a "Medical" Practitioner
gotta love Futurama.
This reminds me of how the shoppers by my house has "dont buy "gift cards" at the self checkout" and every time me and my mom are like why is gift cards in quotes
Every time I hear "Word Crimes" and "I hope you never use quotation marks for emphasis" I have to wonder "who would ever do that?"... well, thanks to this video I get it now.
It's funny how quotation marks used to be a way to empathize parts of your sentence like we do now with italics and it's become that weird sign of sarcasm or irony. I love myself some "evolution" of language!
It was only used to emphasise a single word that someone else had used, as a way to say you don't agree with what they said.
I am literally going to use this video to explain English air quotes to my non-native English speaking boyfriend (they're used differently in Korea)
He asked me the other day and I was racking my brain for an example sentence to use to explain them and just couldn't think of any. This is PERFECT
I whole heartedly endorse your endeavor to make adorable yet questionable plushies. Especially the emotional support demon. I'll take 13 please.
The best suspicious remark I ever heard was when a friend of mine went by a very arrogant worker patted him on the shoulder and said: "Just wanted to tell you - no matter what the other say, I think you doing a great job!" and went on... the "poor" guy was so perplexed, especially when all in the vicinity collapsed in hysterical laughter...
😀
13:15 I like to imagine that they have a band of undead rockers playing here - a skeleton on the drums, zombies on the guitar and base, and Dracula on vocals.
22:06, the "Elbow" toy is a satire item. They even misspelled "Sesame Street" as "Semesame Street". I forget the name of the company that does this, but they make a wide range of satirical products. The products are never actually sold in stores, they are just created for meme value.
I actually have an Elbow toy, he just sits there. I love him.
Sus quote - "This video is for entertainment purposes only"
This video is for "entertainment" purposes only
This video can now be marked as "educational".
24:38 It's fine, we were just trying to help Jim with his dating life! There's plenty of other fish in the sea, after all! Gave him some cement shoes and now he's *sleeping with the fishes!*
21:47
I like that that shopping list includes not only *ONE* tomahawk, but *TWO*, and one of them is golden.
8:33 - Nice kid! A lot of boys that age would have just mocked her.
10:42 - Oh, God, Florida Man has competition!
12:19 - Was this the sequel to American Pie?
13:16 - "Ladies and Gentlemen, please welcome The Zombies!"
14:25 - Why does this make me think the violators will be urinated on?
19:43 - I think it means, He still lives on in our minds and hearts. (or am I belaboring the obvious?)
23:17 - Yes, but when will we get back to worshiping cats as gods??
Thanks for all the timestamps.
2:00 "i need more coffee" 12:58 "I've had too much coffee"
18:41 the strawberry and banana thing is legit, the quotes just make it seem a little sus
Wrong timestamp
I've always found it weird that people use "I'm 18" or reference to someone being 18 as "legal". Most of the world's age of consent is 16 years. Some of the laws around consent in the US are actually really freaking weird and have religious undertones. Like for example in some states it's legal to do arranged marriages for your kids. I've always found that funny for a country that constantly talks about how free it is to be so restrictive in so many different ways, some of which don't even make sense.
I’m not sure if it’s true, but apparently the age age of consent in Japan is super dangerously low, but every individual prefecture really doesn’t like that so they all make it go up to at least 16. basically, the national age of consent is really low, but the specific laws in each subdivision all make it go higher.
Its not like that. Its not that Japan's AoC is low, the law in question is more meant to say AoC cannot be lower than X. In fact, Japan has some of the strictest AoC laws out there, considering both parties need to be 20 to be fully safe on that front.
Biology says you're not an adult till you're 25 our law says you're not able to drink until you're 21 It also says you can be elicited the military at 18 cuz that makes sense honestly make everything 25 like biology States the reason the drinking age is at 21 is because when it was 18 everyone from 18 to 21 got in the car wrecks because they were drinking while driving
@@Periwinkleaccount The age of consent in Japan from what I've read seems to be based on province. The national age of consent is 14 but provincially it's usually higher. So yes you're correct.
18 isn't the age of consent. It varies by State but tends to be around 16. 18 is the age of adulthood. It's the age the government has decided that your parents/guardians are no longer responsible for you and you're legally an adult with adult responsibilities.
13:30 is isn't weven crochet- it's embroidery TvT
I just finished drinking my "coffee" so I'm so energized for this video 😌
I'd die if I had to drink every time Click said "What do you mean?" this video
19:12 "heroes". with an extra dot at the end