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  • @shadxw_hunter
    @shadxw_hunter 2 роки тому +15283

    when the magician says: "Pick a card! Any card!"
    So you take his credit card:

  • @handsome_baconzz294
    @handsome_baconzz294 2 роки тому +10828

    When you realize the brain is the only organ in the body that knows its own name

    • @goofyaahman3497
      @goofyaahman3497 2 роки тому +747

      That's deep 🧠

    • @idkkk077
      @idkkk077 2 роки тому +337

      wow💀

    • @view_studios
      @view_studios 2 роки тому +330

      Big brain

    • @pinkbaldman4450
      @pinkbaldman4450 2 роки тому +179

      ☕🗿

    • @sammya8355
      @sammya8355 2 роки тому

      @@goofyaahman3497 that comment is a reference to your mother when she gives 🧠(i forgot to take my meds)

  • @Rmurphyvideos
    @Rmurphyvideos 2 роки тому +6924

    When you’re being chased by a killer but your in the “living” room

  • @Dinoenthusiastguy
    @Dinoenthusiastguy 3 місяці тому +580

    Hacker: this is your address, social security number and IP
    Me: I already knew that

  • @Coopicals489
    @Coopicals489 2 роки тому +10375

    Doc: "You have 24 hours to live"
    Me using 48 hour deodorant:

  • @DastardlyDingleberry
    @DastardlyDingleberry 2 роки тому +10371

    "Girls act stupid around guys they like"
    Girls around me:

    • @innesbi
      @innesbi 2 роки тому +320

      😭

    • @meowmrrpp
      @meowmrrpp 2 роки тому +360

      Why everyone gotta call me out man…

    • @DaMadShit
      @DaMadShit 2 роки тому +168

      This hits hard man

    • @tensefan3008
      @tensefan3008 2 роки тому

      🥲

    • @tensefan3008
      @tensefan3008 2 роки тому +44

      @@snowfox8025 i thought this was for me :(

  • @like_i_genuenly_dont_know
    @like_i_genuenly_dont_know 2 роки тому +1195

    Beauty product: “using our brand will make you look 10 years younger”
    9 year olds when they realize they can use this product to become invisible:

    • @asiflayek6680
      @asiflayek6680 2 роки тому +2

      He will convert into sperm

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 2 роки тому +22

      you mean when they realize that they will be absolutely obliterated when using said product?

    • @like_i_genuenly_dont_know
      @like_i_genuenly_dont_know 2 роки тому +32

      @@aziatouchsilent8507 well, no because it said it would make you LOOK younger, not make you younger

    • @Sasach090
      @Sasach090 2 роки тому +22

      @@like_i_genuenly_dont_know 0:01 you

    • @rosanasarmiento8706
      @rosanasarmiento8706 2 роки тому +4

      you know why freddy did not protect us if the enemey is nearby
      cuz freddys mind:

  • @dssbanditkeith
    @dssbanditkeith 4 місяці тому +250

    When you're bored and want to kill time, so you shoot a clock.

  • @Muneeb100
    @Muneeb100 2 роки тому +19346

    when you named your son "Biology" just to be called father of biology

  • @goppo231
    @goppo231 2 роки тому +6610

    "This surgery has a survival chance of 50%."
    "Just do it twice."

    • @aestheticvibes.11
      @aestheticvibes.11 2 роки тому +177

      Bro 💀💀💀☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes 2 роки тому +324

      Uno Reverse: 50% of 50% is 25%. RIP

    • @prateek3709
      @prateek3709 2 роки тому +72

      *Says the guy with josuke pfp*

    • @goppo231
      @goppo231 2 роки тому +34

      @@prateek3709 Yeah I have a josuke profile picture. What about it?

    • @prateek3709
      @prateek3709 2 роки тому +27

      @@goppo231 I mean josuke's stand had the ability to fix things, so actually ik but idk what to say.

  • @andramation
    @andramation 2 роки тому +1687

    "Mistakes make you smarter"
    My parents after having me:

  • @G3neral_Mush
    @G3neral_Mush 5 місяців тому +130

    When you realized that a firetruck is actually a water truck 💦

  • @eguyduh3028
    @eguyduh3028 2 роки тому +8639

    When you realise there's a book that teaches you how to use 50% of your brain so you bought two to make 100%

    • @simplythingy
      @simplythingy 2 роки тому +388

      just read it twice... use 100% of ya brain man!

    • @2207Ramon
      @2207Ramon 2 роки тому +131

      Or would it be 75%🤔🤔🤔

    • @kanplayz6406
      @kanplayz6406 2 роки тому +29

      Underrated comment lol

    • @ItemVexReview
      @ItemVexReview 2 роки тому +8

      E

    • @jlit5215
      @jlit5215 2 роки тому +30

      @@2207Ramon yeah it would be 25. The number would get infinitely bigger but never reach 100%. Like 50%, half of that 50 is 25%. Half of that is 12.5%. So on so forth practically forever

  • @sonoposeidon6277
    @sonoposeidon6277 2 роки тому +7588

    "Doc my head has pains when I wake up in the morning"
    Doc: "then wake up in the afternoon"

    • @AYAZSAYYED000
      @AYAZSAYYED000 2 роки тому +74

      Thats Good

    • @riofrandika7892
      @riofrandika7892 2 роки тому +174

      here's your bill:
      10.000$

    • @AYAZSAYYED000
      @AYAZSAYYED000 2 роки тому +35

      @@riofrandika7892 10 Dollar Is Not So Much Or Atleast Not For A Joke

    • @riofrandika7892
      @riofrandika7892 2 роки тому +2

      @@AYAZSAYYED000 shut up, no one asking

    • @sohamthakur727
      @sohamthakur727 2 роки тому +61

      @@AYAZSAYYED000 I think he means 10,000 because some countries use a dot instead of a comma

  • @SacGlow
    @SacGlow 2 роки тому +12402

    When mom counts to zero, but you realise there is an infinite amount of negative numbers after zero.

  • @Jaishreekrishna790
    @Jaishreekrishna790 4 місяці тому +65

    Doc: drink 18 glasses daily
    Me: drinking the 18 glasses but the glasses are half the size of normal glasses.

  • @sasidharj1234
    @sasidharj1234 2 роки тому +8576

    When you realize bullets only do their job after they're fired.

    • @marcosgonzalez4207
      @marcosgonzalez4207 2 роки тому +225

      Cuando te das cuenta de que este meme también funciona en español:

    • @ak_the_gr8
      @ak_the_gr8 2 роки тому +78

      🤣🤣

    • @Loh_89
      @Loh_89 2 роки тому +103

      That's actually a good one

    • @UttamrajYadav0
      @UttamrajYadav0 2 роки тому +85

      Bro this was good one😂😂😂😂

    • @TourbillonV16
      @TourbillonV16 2 роки тому +21

      @Yeetus Deletus 2.0 no, just no. No more underrated replie shit.

  • @aryan07-6
    @aryan07-6 2 роки тому +6526

    'When you realise gravity was discovered after Pyramid was built so the weight of rocks was not a problem'

    • @krakenkrafted5122
      @krakenkrafted5122 2 роки тому +118

      This is actually underrated lmao

    • @grapes3230
      @grapes3230 2 роки тому +58

      Dang that’s cool I never knew thwt

    • @Azerty_person
      @Azerty_person 2 роки тому +19

      @@dont5014 ok I won’t

    • @prinkakumari1651
      @prinkakumari1651 2 роки тому +2

      bro but discovered and invention are different things🥲

    • @SHIP_THROWER
      @SHIP_THROWER 2 роки тому +10

      @@dont5014 ok i wont

  • @poru6482
    @poru6482 2 роки тому +6167

    Pov: You finally understood the math problem that everyone answered with ease

    • @rubenamador8296
      @rubenamador8296 2 роки тому +89

      TRUE

    • @keyplayz3781
      @keyplayz3781 2 роки тому +73

      That actually happened to me once
      Edit: (ignore the fact the song was playing in my mind when I completed it)

    • @WarriorYT_
      @WarriorYT_ 2 роки тому +30

      Happens all the time 😭

    • @toji1ii
      @toji1ii 2 роки тому +14

      Hits too close to home bro 😭🤣💀

    • @Awardsnow
      @Awardsnow 2 роки тому +5

      Quadratic function

  • @氢氧根离子
    @氢氧根离子 4 місяці тому +55

    "When you solve the equation, you get x = x."😂

    • @paridhaxholli
      @paridhaxholli 3 місяці тому

      That means that all values of x work

  • @FadingPlayz
    @FadingPlayz 2 роки тому +5635

    When somebody says "if you don't want to lose, just win"

    • @TV-fx3jv
      @TV-fx3jv 2 роки тому +22

      Mysteries from Jaco fresco somehow

    • @Indiannigga69
      @Indiannigga69 2 роки тому +148

      "If you're dying, just go to the living room"

    • @TV-fx3jv
      @TV-fx3jv 2 роки тому +9

      @@Indiannigga69 Not if you can go to the coffin

    • @MysterY_NeverExisted
      @MysterY_NeverExisted 2 роки тому +46

      remember that girl?
      "If you're homeless, just buy a house"

    • @mysticalx7974
      @mysticalx7974 2 роки тому +27

      "If you're feeling down, just look up."

  • @chisakimyu
    @chisakimyu 2 роки тому +749

    “Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.”

    • @korinookami6012
      @korinookami6012 2 роки тому +63

      People die If they're killed

    • @PPH6
      @PPH6 2 роки тому +34

      He won because I lost

    • @kiryuu7085
      @kiryuu7085 2 роки тому +7

      fckin emiya

    • @txiic6864
      @txiic6864 2 роки тому +3

      @Bhagat What? That’s crazy man

    • @MisoSoup03
      @MisoSoup03 2 роки тому +11

      Amber didn't punch him or kick Johnny, she just hit him 😌

  • @akshitaggarwal265
    @akshitaggarwal265 2 роки тому +3901

    when you realise waiting for a waiter makes you a waiter

  • @freshpotatolikesaviation
    @freshpotatolikesaviation 3 місяці тому +9

    "Instead of buying a new phone everytime it dies, try charging it."

  • @redmix3988
    @redmix3988 2 роки тому +9425

    when the teacher uses your work as a good example

    • @jFedra
      @jFedra 2 роки тому +217

      happens once every 34 years

    • @realumt
      @realumt 2 роки тому

      @@jFedra please stop the war

    • @ReKailem
      @ReKailem 2 роки тому +123

      @@jFedra once every purple moon

    • @migi90
      @migi90 2 роки тому +13

      Hahaha

    • @jFedra
      @jFedra 2 роки тому +8

      @@ReKailem yes

  • @galaxyswrld9414
    @galaxyswrld9414 2 роки тому +3644

    When you realize that the older a criminal is, the less effective a life sentence is

    • @Cr1ticA
      @Cr1ticA 2 роки тому +58

      Bro! That is! ... WOOOOOAAAAHHHH!

    • @sujithvlogs9260
      @sujithvlogs9260 2 роки тому +57

      Fuck that's a good one

    • @Harshal22159
      @Harshal22159 2 роки тому +16

      bro ☠☠☠

    • @bobasT_T
      @bobasT_T 2 роки тому +25

      a life sentence is what- WHY DID U HAVE TO CUT ME OFF BRO?-

    • @Maschinebeste
      @Maschinebeste 2 роки тому +12

      If you die but somehow get revived does that mean that your life sentence is over

  • @beeoppo824
    @beeoppo824 2 роки тому +463

    When you think alcohol is bad so you give up thinking

  • @JemarLazo
    @JemarLazo 2 місяці тому +12

    There's this book "how to solve 50% of your problems"
    To solve 100% of your problems, you read it twice

  • @keshaEUNE
    @keshaEUNE 2 роки тому +6455

    why do i sometimes just feel the need to play this on repeat for like ten minutes

  • @vanillanomazing5224
    @vanillanomazing5224 2 роки тому +5470

    When your parents tell you to make friends but then you realize that you shouldn't talk to strangers

    • @slmhnee
      @slmhnee 2 роки тому +153

      LMAO WTFFFF

    • @Calavera_Luhvr
      @Calavera_Luhvr 2 роки тому +70

      Or When you go trick-or-treating:

    • @grosirboneka5103
      @grosirboneka5103 2 роки тому +72

      Parents when they tell their kids not to talk to strangers even if theyre some normal peoples like them but also pressures them to make friends:

    • @Saya_Huma
      @Saya_Huma 2 роки тому +7

      Crinj

    • @Oohrah_man
      @Oohrah_man 2 роки тому +11

      @@Saya_Huma how?

  • @casual_artist1
    @casual_artist1 2 роки тому +4452

    Doc: you have 5 minutes left to live.
    Me: *drinks 5 hour energy to live another 5 hours*

    • @gorchillatheman-gorilla438
      @gorchillatheman-gorilla438 2 роки тому

      Then you can keep drinking 5 hour energies to keep living past any medical complications. Just make a system that constant injects them into your body.

    • @Mozarist
      @Mozarist 2 роки тому +83

      Drink another 😎

    • @PersistentJaycee879
      @PersistentJaycee879 2 роки тому +75

      @@Mozarist drink infinitely

    • @DanProductions2373
      @DanProductions2373 2 роки тому

      become president and drink A L L O F T H E E N E R G Y D R I N K S

    • @0SkySniper
      @0SkySniper 2 роки тому

      When you realize you’re in debt and can’t afford anymore ua-cam.com/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/v-deo.html

  • @figo2989
    @figo2989 4 місяці тому +28

    When you realise that your computer won't crash because you don't have a car: 0:01

  • @exabyte7393
    @exabyte7393 Рік тому +3804

    When you realise that time flies when you throw your clock out of the window…

  • @potato3923
    @potato3923 2 роки тому +5355

    The comment section is funnier than literally every meme that has ever used this template 😂

    • @6KARUMA9
      @6KARUMA9 2 роки тому +38

      I DON'T know !!!!! (Play the music)

    • @nekolina477
      @nekolina477 2 роки тому +45

      No fr, everytime they create funny stuff, id be starting this vid from the beginning to feel the meme😂

    • @Keflaofficial
      @Keflaofficial 2 роки тому +3

      nah

    • @darthbrown2056
      @darthbrown2056 2 роки тому +4

      Facts!

    • @yyeessss1903
      @yyeessss1903 2 роки тому +3

      i know right

  • @riot-ps8694
    @riot-ps8694 2 роки тому +633

    “The brain is the most complex organ in the human body”
    -the brain

  • @LudwigVanBeethoven9203
    @LudwigVanBeethoven9203 5 місяців тому +30

    Doctor: you have 24 hours left to live”
    Me, moving the clock backwards:

  • @rajatkaushik1359
    @rajatkaushik1359 2 роки тому +4662

    When you realise, you never actually stop clapping, but only the duration between your claps become longer.

    • @mightbewowie
      @mightbewowie 2 роки тому +263

      took me 20 seconds to understand.
      genius

    • @smartsh89
      @smartsh89 2 роки тому +145

      At the same time, I realised that we also never stop hiccuping, there is a long duration between them

    • @was3513
      @was3513 2 роки тому +58

      Bro you literally changed my life wtf

    • @darshilbhagwat906
      @darshilbhagwat906 2 роки тому +21

      OK......WHATTT!!!

    • @nullagaming814
      @nullagaming814 2 роки тому +24

      69420 iq

  • @shivampathak991
    @shivampathak991 2 роки тому +2891

    When you know that;
    If you play this song on loop and read the comment section simultaneously then it wil be the heaven of meme.

  • @jordanyes1
    @jordanyes1 2 роки тому +6443

    when you realize that if someone says that they are hotter than you then that means that you are cooler than them

  • @AshutoshRaghav-v4x
    @AshutoshRaghav-v4x 4 місяці тому +10

    POV : When you realize comment section is more interesting than the actual video

  • @XLPQ-vp6kz
    @XLPQ-vp6kz 2 роки тому +1382

    When you realize the word *bed* actually look like a bed

    • @gavi0349
      @gavi0349 2 роки тому +56

      i liked that

    • @ITSAYAN-hj2wr
      @ITSAYAN-hj2wr 2 роки тому +28

      Damn

    • @100nesi
      @100nesi 2 роки тому +7

      I can't see it

    • @monke12349
      @monke12349 2 роки тому +5

      @@100nesi same

    • @AmritEdits13
      @AmritEdits13 2 роки тому +22

      @@monke12349 the b and d and the two edges bed ,the biddle part behaves as bed

  • @SpaceFRce
    @SpaceFRce 2 роки тому +365

    when you realize the first person to speak 2 languages did it on their own

    • @IIT24Aspirant
      @IIT24Aspirant 2 роки тому +6

      brooooo💀💀💀💀

    • @Cr1ticA
      @Cr1ticA 2 роки тому +1

      👀

    • @nataliep-h6472
      @nataliep-h6472 2 роки тому +1

      Yo...

    • @Blueshakes
      @Blueshakes 2 роки тому +1

      0:00

    • @chet5299
      @chet5299 2 роки тому +3

      idk if there was a first person to speak 2 languages and learnt it by themselves because there wouldve probably someone who spoke 1 of those languages who taught them

  • @Sam.90
    @Sam.90 2 роки тому +3093

    Doc: You have 5 minutes left to live. Me: *drinks 5 hour energy*

    • @mommylefttogetmilk
      @mommylefttogetmilk 2 роки тому +49

      Keep drinking it

    • @Sam.90
      @Sam.90 2 роки тому +18

      @@mommylefttogetmilkyes

    • @brayand8022
      @brayand8022 2 роки тому +11

      10000000000000000 IQ

    • @Couldcarelesshow
      @Couldcarelesshow 2 роки тому +10

      YOU DIDINT HAVE TO CUT ME OFF

    • @Onyxchaser
      @Onyxchaser 2 роки тому

      what you wanna do is drink one every hour and you will be fine.

  • @Virus_dementia
    @Virus_dementia 4 місяці тому +12

    When the mute kid says "i can't talk":

    • @IceCubeKid90785
      @IceCubeKid90785 Місяць тому +2

      You see, for those who don't understand, the kid is mute, so he can't speak, but he spoke when he said "I can't speak", so he basically just made a paradox that will destroy everything.

    • @Inspector_Hans
      @Inspector_Hans День тому

      ​@@IceCubeKid90785so deep

    • @BraviaKimyi
      @BraviaKimyi День тому

      Hold up

  • @conquer3802
    @conquer3802 2 роки тому +2100

    when you stand in hot summer day , to dry up the sweat 🗿

    • @JustCrazy.0_o
      @JustCrazy.0_o 2 роки тому +17

      Lol

    • @VishnuPandey93
      @VishnuPandey93 2 роки тому +11

      XD

    • @yuvrajsingh1411
      @yuvrajsingh1411 2 роки тому +11

      🗿

    • @deadeffect5668
      @deadeffect5668 2 роки тому +8

      👽

    • @unknownhacker3316
      @unknownhacker3316 2 роки тому

      🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿🗿

  • @Qis_2nd
    @Qis_2nd 2 роки тому +242

    When you remember how to use a pen after summer break

    • @NotZacar1as
      @NotZacar1as 2 роки тому +2

      OMG it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Wait wait wait wait! STAY DUCKING CALM!

    • @guest_ax3433
      @guest_ax3433 2 роки тому +1

      Lol true

  • @surajkumarupadhyay8929
    @surajkumarupadhyay8929 2 роки тому +597

    When you realise your brain's name was given by another person's brain

  • @miguelitopin2533
    @miguelitopin2533 3 місяці тому +140

    0:11 pop so alone

  • @MattPlayin
    @MattPlayin Рік тому +1113

    "Money can't buy time"
    *buys a clock*

    • @Lucidly_
      @Lucidly_ Рік тому +11

      Good one lol

    • @BLACKFFINDIA
      @BLACKFFINDIA Рік тому +21

      🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

    • @SuperNiceIcer
      @SuperNiceIcer Рік тому +9

      but clock tells time not the time itself. You can buy time by going to Black Hole or buy a huge rocket to go there.
      (Black Hole is a time machine)

    • @BLACKFFINDIA
      @BLACKFFINDIA Рік тому +1

      @@SuperNiceIcer rocket cost millions and clock cost hundreds of money 😂😂 time + money wast = rocket 🧠🧠🧠🧠

    • @SuperNiceIcer
      @SuperNiceIcer Рік тому +1

      @@BLACKFFINDIA The topic said u can't buy time, which you could actually buy it by going to black hole even though that's impossible because you're going to die before eve you reached there.
      Not to mention about the Rockets Fuel and Price.

  • @gabrielrocha533
    @gabrielrocha533 2 роки тому +391

    “You have a room temperature IQ score”
    Me who uses Kelvin:

  • @smileorgobyebye6330
    @smileorgobyebye6330 2 роки тому +952

    "You 2 cheated on the test, you both have same answers"
    *"Yes, because the questions were same"*

  • @Zulhimipro99
    @Zulhimipro99 2 місяці тому +7

    Lyrics:
    You didn't have to cut me off (like that)
    Make out like it never happened and we were nothing
    And I don't even need your love but you treat me like a stranger
    And that feels so rough
    No, you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
    I guessed that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    You didn't have to cut me off (like that)
    Make out like it never happened and we were nothing
    And I don't even need your love but you treat me like a stranger
    And that feels so rough
    No, you didn't have to stoop so low
    Have your friends collect your records and then change your number
    I guessed that I don't need that though
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know
    Now you're just somebody that I used to know

  • @Djgaming-lo8iw
    @Djgaming-lo8iw 2 роки тому +947

    When you play a old game and you remember how to do the missions.

  • @Korreltjuh
    @Korreltjuh 2 роки тому +3421

    my biology teacher deadass put this as the background when explaining the nervous system 💀

  • @matheusmorais1886
    @matheusmorais1886 2 роки тому +9914

    if I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic
    If I drink fanta, I'm fantastic

    • @ihatebots100
      @ihatebots100 2 роки тому +629

      If i drink coca cola, I'm coca colastic

    • @manas7_bs
      @manas7_bs 2 роки тому +270

      If I drink water then

    • @ihatebots100
      @ihatebots100 2 роки тому +392

      @@manas7_bs you're waterastic

    • @manas7_bs
      @manas7_bs 2 роки тому +126

      @@ihatebots100 💀

    • @Ai_thuber
      @Ai_thuber 2 роки тому +61

      If I drink juice then ?

  • @MateoMata-64
    @MateoMata-64 3 місяці тому +29

    Pov: Me using A.I on an essay talking about A.I

  • @sean9871
    @sean9871 2 роки тому +399

    When a snake bites me I will have 30 minutes to live, so I will let the snake bite me again to live extra 30 minutes

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +791

    “How do I cure my depression?”
    “Stop being depressed.”

  • @SongSong415
    @SongSong415 2 роки тому +2769

    I can not get this meme out of my head when I am studying 🧠

    • @pramodvlogs3
      @pramodvlogs3 2 роки тому +19

      Matter fact you still don't get that study stuff

    • @karmadavy8388
      @karmadavy8388 2 роки тому +50

      But you immediately get knowledge from this video

    • @Ultraoileduptoshi
      @Ultraoileduptoshi 2 роки тому +15

      @@karmadavy8388 I can confirm.

    • @Burrway
      @Burrway 2 роки тому +8

      That's actually good for ya

    • @josiegabriel655
      @josiegabriel655 2 роки тому +5

      Me to💀

  • @Zachattack-nu7lr
    @Zachattack-nu7lr 7 днів тому +2

    Iframes in Dark Souls 1 and 3: Less weight=more s.
    Iframes in Dark Souls 2:

  • @Fernosuz
    @Fernosuz 2 роки тому +5168

    "Imagine you're being chased by a lion, what's the first thing you do?"
    "Stop imagining"

    • @JD1-t9k
      @JD1-t9k 2 роки тому +227

      this is elon musk

    • @newbie3238
      @newbie3238 2 роки тому +165

      Einstein:damn now im dumb

    • @Fernosuz
      @Fernosuz 2 роки тому +29

      @@newbie3238 oof

    • @Fernosuz
      @Fernosuz 2 роки тому +16

      @@JD1-t9k 🗿🍷

    • @Fernosuz
      @Fernosuz Рік тому +4

      @@Quate64 fr

  • @Classicsonic-s6i
    @Classicsonic-s6i Рік тому +832

    when you realize that the youngest picture of you is also the oldest picture of you

    • @monke69421
      @monke69421 Рік тому +29

      you, YES
      YOU
      *you're not going to reply to this using the word "UNDERRATED"*

    • @somenoname3622
      @somenoname3622 Рік тому +12

      @@monke69421 this reply is underrated

    • @kid_toucher
      @kid_toucher Рік тому +4

      ​@@somenoname3622 bro shiii had me dyinngggg i feel off my chair and hit the desk and passed out this shii so funnyyyy 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 hahahahhahahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha🐒🐵🐒

    • @jenlifh2871
      @jenlifh2871 Рік тому +3

      @@kid_toucher papa k? kya? KYA?

    • @eaagamester8747
      @eaagamester8747 Рік тому +12

      For those who are confused:
      The youngest picture has been existing for a longer time, like older one began existing 3 years ago and younger one began 8 years ago. Make sense right lol

  • @ridi7154
    @ridi7154 2 роки тому +368

    When you are drowning but remember the water has oxygen:

  • @Míłæì_4356
    @Míłæì_4356 3 місяці тому +4

    When I realized the conspiracy theory I'd believed for 50 years was a lie

  • @Ihasgun
    @Ihasgun 2 роки тому +1121

    "Neuroscience is just a brain studying itself"
    - my brain when im thinking about "brains thinking about brains"

    • @Ihasgun
      @Ihasgun 2 роки тому +8

      @Exa Chad I totally agree

    • @mrmusty7091
      @mrmusty7091 2 роки тому +12

      My brain when I am thinking about a brain thinking about a brain thinking about a brain.

    • @STRAYCATZK
      @STRAYCATZK 2 роки тому

      ?

    • @Ihasgun
      @Ihasgun 2 роки тому +4

      @@mrmusty7091 that must be your brain when its thinking about my brain thinking about brains that think about how other brains think...
      omg that's complicated

    • @LuWeegeee
      @LuWeegeee 2 роки тому +1

      My brain when I’m thinking about brains thinking about brains I’m thinking about brains thinking about brains I’m thinking about brains thinking about brains

  • @onejing6580
    @onejing6580 2 роки тому +2908

    Genie: "You can't have infinite wishes"
    You: "I wish I could"

    • @trustyrusty6969
      @trustyrusty6969 2 роки тому +133

      Genie: "You cannot wish for infinite wishes, try again"

    • @Minakshi_gami
      @Minakshi_gami 2 роки тому +214

      I wish for infinite genies

    • @Trasix.
      @Trasix. 2 роки тому +143

      @@trustyrusty6969 You: "I wish I could wish for infinite wishes"

    • @EarlyKing
      @EarlyKing 2 роки тому +90

      @@trustyrusty6969 I wish those rules didn’t exist

    • @Chedgaming
      @Chedgaming 2 роки тому +31

      @@Trasix. I wish you forgot how to count

  • @r0h41l7
    @r0h41l7 2 роки тому +881

    Doctor:
    “you have 8 hours to live”
    Me:
    *uses 24 hour perfume*

  • @BILLKILLCIPHER
    @BILLKILLCIPHER 9 днів тому +2

    5 Year Old Me realizing having a cold but
    I have a warm fever at the same time:

  • @darthbrown2056
    @darthbrown2056 2 роки тому +735

    I love how the comment section can come up with better memes than the actual meme templates

  • @VillainArcOver
    @VillainArcOver Рік тому +1371

    When you wake someone up to ask if they’re sleeping:

  • @user-gx3br3iu5d
    @user-gx3br3iu5d 2 роки тому +570

    1 drop of hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs
    Me : uses 1.001001 drops

  • @alineboudra8791
    @alineboudra8791 4 місяці тому +4

    When you play football with a guy who doesn't have a leg and you realise he cannot kick the ball

  • @themohitmaurya
    @themohitmaurya 2 роки тому +421

    when you realise blanket doesn't make you warm but you make the blanket warm.

    • @ydrr2397
      @ydrr2397 2 роки тому +21

      This isn't the circle of life anymore, it's the square of death

    • @ap-rw3mj
      @ap-rw3mj 2 роки тому +4

      this information truly awaken me spiritually, ill never be the same, i ascended from mere ape to a higher level being, all thanks to you good sir

    • @rybakolyavich
      @rybakolyavich 2 роки тому

      Thanks I hate it

  • @m3gamix20
    @m3gamix20 Рік тому +1377

    “Hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of germs”
    Me after using it twice to kill 199.8%

    • @TheReaperZX
      @TheReaperZX Рік тому +43

      Underrated

    • @Ralsiefan
      @Ralsiefan Рік тому +49

      Galaxy brain 🧠

    • @NaNa-pv6cg
      @NaNa-pv6cg Рік тому +33

      Funny, the reason this doesnt work is related the homework im doing right now, exponential decay and gowth in this case it would be decay
      The 2nd time, it would kill 99.9% of the 00.1% that was left
      I get this comment was a joke, but i just thought it was funny that the r/woosh response is directly related to the homework im taking a break from

    • @Giorno_Giovanna933
      @Giorno_Giovanna933 Рік тому

      @@NaNa-pv6cg in true it kill 99.99 of species of bacteria not 99.99 of amount of it then you use it one time it will kill 100% of 99.99% of species the others will survive forever no matter what also if the first bacteria die the others can die bc they are just a clone

    • @DoungPaul
      @DoungPaul Рік тому +7

      98764 iq

  • @kennedyrobertson1385
    @kennedyrobertson1385 2 роки тому +701

    Doctor: “the surgery has a 50% chance of success”
    Patient: “then do it twice”

  • @GodOfMechas
    @GodOfMechas 3 місяці тому +17

    when the bomb timer is counting down but then you remember there are infinite negative numbers below zero so you feel relieved

  • @Saad-sj1ry
    @Saad-sj1ry 2 роки тому +248

    When you accidentally drank acid but you instantly drink an base to nutralize the effect

    • @crazysoul77
      @crazysoul77 2 роки тому +5

      Bro💀

    • @aadipatole18
      @aadipatole18 2 роки тому +11

      Underrated as im science student

    • @dhirendrarath8001
      @dhirendrarath8001 2 роки тому +3

      Salt and water forms

    • @ihsan9483
      @ihsan9483 2 роки тому +1

      @@aadipatole18 bro this is basic Things Everybody Studied this

    • @aadipatole18
      @aadipatole18 2 роки тому +2

      @@ihsan9483 india is different

  • @brutus1998
    @brutus1998 Рік тому +1701

    When you get an A+ on your bloodtest without studying

  • @monikapanwar7160
    @monikapanwar7160 Рік тому +2522

    When your crush says that you are nobody, but then you remember that "nobody is perfect"

  • @snehalpatil3706
    @snehalpatil3706 5 днів тому +2

    " l learn from my mistakes . So I make more mistakes so I can learn more . "

  • @r0ad_killer758
    @r0ad_killer758 2 роки тому +1084

    When you finally understand all the lore in something:
    Edit: Y'all just started naming lores so you know what go right ahead.

    • @orphan_destroyerr76
      @orphan_destroyerr76 2 роки тому +36

      Understanding fnaf be like

    • @diavolo433
      @diavolo433 2 роки тому +7

      @@orphan_destroyerr76 fr

    • @mike-h3m2v
      @mike-h3m2v 2 роки тому +5

      Im making my game and i dont understand its lore lmfao

    • @orphan_destroyerr76
      @orphan_destroyerr76 2 роки тому +3

      @@mike-h3m2v lol what’s it called?

    • @chyew2505
      @chyew2505 2 роки тому +9

      Elden ring and dark souls lore are hard to understand too 💀💀💀💀

  • @crazybird199
    @crazybird199 2 роки тому +1019

    When you are told to never leave a project unfinished so you just don’t start anything.

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 2 роки тому +309

    “If you’re poor just buy money.”
    -Somebody

  • @TrashBeamerOFFICIAL
    @TrashBeamerOFFICIAL Місяць тому +2

    When you realise that riding a horse makes you a cowboy but if you ride a cow doesnt make you a horseboy:

  • @darkfire8547
    @darkfire8547 2 роки тому +303

    When you realize that we have iron in our body, but we breath oxygen and drink water and we still don't get rusty.

    • @hikeluv
      @hikeluv 2 роки тому

      We do though, oxygen kills your cells, so you grow old

    • @magicmagerx2649
      @magicmagerx2649 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @Fuita_
      @Fuita_ 2 роки тому +2

      it is already rusty that's why it's red i didn't know that before searching for this lmao

    • @darkfire8547
      @darkfire8547 2 роки тому +1

      @@Fuita_ from what I know, the blood is red because there's iron not because it's rusty.

    • @Fuita_
      @Fuita_ 2 роки тому

      @@darkfire8547 iron isn't red normally when it rusts it is

  • @rxfiqyx37
    @rxfiqyx37 2 роки тому +611

    When you throw a dictionary at a teacher after staying "sticks and stones may break my bones but words will never hurt me"

  • @DonutGamerGuy
    @DonutGamerGuy 2 роки тому +781

    When you lose your glasses so you put them on to look for them.

  • @HaddoxGaming
    @HaddoxGaming 18 днів тому +1

    Why is this getting recommended to me 3 years later 💀

  • @RealCherry8085
    @RealCherry8085 Рік тому +449

    When its an 18+ movie but you bring 19 people.

  • @nguyentram1483
    @nguyentram1483 2 роки тому +412

    When you realized that you can auto breathe when you don’t think about breathing:

    • @ZeonplayzYt
      @ZeonplayzYt 2 роки тому +6

      LMAO 😂

    • @oreoman626
      @oreoman626 2 роки тому +29

      Now im manually breathing

    • @gg27epic15
      @gg27epic15 2 роки тому +24

      I gained this knowledge but at what cost? I lost my auto breather

    • @aleekscribblerofdeydras9036
      @aleekscribblerofdeydras9036 2 роки тому +1

      @@gg27epic15 me who has seen this hundreds of times: i have no such weakness... anymore!!

    • @nguyentram1483
      @nguyentram1483 2 роки тому +11

      @@gg27epic15 dont worry, you’ll forget about auto breathing and then you’ll auto breath

  • @ヴォルカン
    @ヴォルカン 2 роки тому +131

    When my grandpa is about to die but I bring him to the living room:

  • @sunadyhtun164
    @sunadyhtun164 9 днів тому +2

    The dumb teacher: I am not dumb, you are just a student of a dumb teacher and I am not dumb.

  • @KarrierasVVL
    @KarrierasVVL 2 роки тому +7052

    when you blow on the ice cream to make it cold 🗿
    P.D: thanks 4 the likes and comments

    • @gigachadsgigadad9203
      @gigachadsgigadad9203 2 роки тому +264

      I do it all the time💀💀
      (edit) this is the most likes ive ever gotten

    • @KarrierasVVL
      @KarrierasVVL 2 роки тому +55

      @@gigachadsgigadad9203 lol

    • @mr.twists9302
      @mr.twists9302 2 роки тому +46

      What, you don't do it all the time?

    • @Femto_G
      @Femto_G 2 роки тому +52

      but what if you heat the ice cream to make it hot

    • @victormedina7765
      @victormedina7765 2 роки тому +45

      @@Femto_G then itll be cream.

  • @manas7_bs
    @manas7_bs 2 роки тому +2942

    When they said "Long live the queen" and Queen took it seriously.

    • @TronWizard
      @TronWizard 2 роки тому +280

      That aged like milk

    • @torretaH-28G
      @torretaH-28G 2 роки тому +13

      @@TronWizard HAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAJAJA

    • @handledav
      @handledav 2 роки тому +19

      @@TronWizard 3 weeks ago

    • @ethanlancaster819
      @ethanlancaster819 2 роки тому +15

      Bruh 💀

    • @secretgamingx
      @secretgamingx 2 роки тому +50

      @@torretaH-28G it's not that funny, he commented this *after* the queens death, (this song is now more intensely playing)

  • @vickyburns-gg3ss
    @vickyburns-gg3ss Рік тому +269

    Parents : go outside and make friends
    The kid : but I’ll be talking to strangers

    • @YugIsLiveEC
      @YugIsLiveEC Рік тому +2

      🤯

    • @darkspace1350
      @darkspace1350 Рік тому +2

      @@ASDBC well, the first time someone commented this was probably a decade ago. So basically, everyone else's stuff is also probably stolen...

    • @darkspace1350
      @darkspace1350 Рік тому +2

      @@ASDBC well, the first time someone has commented "stolen" must have been *more* than a decade ago...

    • @defnotdullpencil
      @defnotdullpencil Рік тому +1

      @@ASDBC yes it do tho because if you steal a stolen comment that is implied to say that someone elses comment is stolen it is hyprocritical on that note this comment is probably already stolen by someone on this planet therefore everything we have said is inarguable and incorrect

    • @mohammedmehdi2529
      @mohammedmehdi2529 Рік тому

      😅

  • @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist
    @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist Місяць тому +3

    When you don’t have enough money for an airplane ticket so you turn on airplane mode on your phone instead.

  • @cloud7541
    @cloud7541 2 роки тому +179

    When you accidentally eat chlorine which is poisonous but you eat sodium so they mix and form salt

    • @chip_chapak
      @chip_chapak 2 роки тому +5

      Haha

    • @saqueed
      @saqueed 2 роки тому +4

      How do you accidentally consume chlorine

    • @cloud7541
      @cloud7541 2 роки тому +7

      @@saqueed if ur high😎
      jk its a joke have a good day :)

    • @cloud7541
      @cloud7541 2 роки тому +1

      @i stand with z when ur high af yes

    • @akastitch
      @akastitch 2 роки тому +1

      You mean chloride????? Salt is sodium chloride not sodium chlorine

  • @heeheeheehaa7332
    @heeheeheehaa7332 2 роки тому +609

    When you're about to die but you realize that you're in the living room.

  • @ZYEDRY
    @ZYEDRY 2 роки тому +321

    When you are the first person that solved a math question in the class

  • @Lextry_thehashishdealed
    @Lextry_thehashishdealed 4 місяці тому +11

    When you realise you've found a goldmine of jokes

    • @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist
      @TheRobloxianBeatSabertist Місяць тому +1

      This is not gold anymore. It’s pure platinum.

    • @Grif872
      @Grif872 Місяць тому +1

      @@TheRobloxianBeatSabertist A 1000% Ultra Pure Mars Regolith