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  • Опубліковано 9 січ 2021
  • how it feels to correct someones spelling mistake on the internet
    song used: • Gotye - WokeUpLikeThis a mashup of Somebody that I used to know and WokeUpLikeThis, you probably searched up Somebody that I used to know trap remix to find the song didnt you?
    funny meme big brain galaxy brain video i made in after effects only big brain people can enjoy this meme
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  • @DastardlyDingleberry
    @DastardlyDingleberry Рік тому +8875

    "Girls act stupid around guys they like"
    Girls around me:

  • @shadxw_hunter
    @shadxw_hunter Рік тому +11776

    when the magician says: "Pick a card! Any card!"
    So you take his credit card:

  • @YTPabloTV
    @YTPabloTV 3 місяці тому +970

    Taxi driver: 50$ please
    Me: there is 25$, we both arrived and we pay half each

    • @TempestGD01
      @TempestGD01 2 місяці тому +8

      GENIUS

    • @Hecker_2912
      @Hecker_2912 2 місяці тому +5

      99999999999IQ

    • @jiwoong0125
      @jiwoong0125 Місяць тому +3

      LOOOOOOOLLLLLLL i should do that ngl

    • @georgebegizov5920
      @georgebegizov5920 Місяць тому +2

      999999999999999999iq

    • @Hecker_2912
      @Hecker_2912 Місяць тому +2

      But then u gived 25$ and the driver comes never again😂😂

  • @Murphy-nf3dq
    @Murphy-nf3dq Місяць тому +224

    Me: eats a Big Mac
    Everyone else in the Apple store:

  • @sasidharj1234
    @sasidharj1234 Рік тому +6198

    When you realize bullets only do their job after they're fired.

  • @Rmurphyvideos
    @Rmurphyvideos Рік тому +5556

    When you’re being chased by a killer but your in the “living” room

  • @simerzzyt3937
    @simerzzyt3937 Місяць тому +439

    Isaac Newton when he finds out that If you don't move the object, the object doesn't move

    • @animusbathory2257
      @animusbathory2257 Місяць тому +7

      Why am I laughing at this? I never laughed so hard

    • @dinochimu5211
      @dinochimu5211 21 день тому +2

      Nah G really be tripping... 😂

    • @perplexed_potato
      @perplexed_potato 20 днів тому +5

      Isaac newton finding out that object falls if you let it fall:

    • @boom-jr8vi
      @boom-jr8vi 20 днів тому +3

      @@dinochimu5211G is in fact what makes us trip. at 9.81 ms^-1 .

    • @dinochimu5211
      @dinochimu5211 20 днів тому +4

      @@boom-jr8vi dam😂, G really tripping at negative one seconds 😭

  • @vasilikidodontzidi2261
    @vasilikidodontzidi2261 2 місяці тому +273

    If school isn't a place to sleep...
    Then home isn't a place to study!
    - RyanHDlombard

  • @Coopicals489
    @Coopicals489 Рік тому +9551

    Doc: "You have 24 hours to live"
    Me using 48 hour deodorant:

  • @genarl1355
    @genarl1355 Рік тому +5660

    "This surgery has a survival chance of 50%."
    "Just do it twice."

    • @aestheticvibes.11
      @aestheticvibes.11 Рік тому +146

      Bro 💀💀💀☠️🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @ricojes
      @ricojes Рік тому +279

      Uno Reverse: 50% of 50% is 25%. RIP

    • @prateek3709
      @prateek3709 Рік тому +66

      *Says the guy with josuke pfp*

    • @genarl1355
      @genarl1355 Рік тому +31

      @@prateek3709 Yeah I have a josuke profile picture. What about it?

    • @prateek3709
      @prateek3709 Рік тому +25

      @@genarl1355 I mean josuke's stand had the ability to fix things, so actually ik but idk what to say.

  • @Kora_roblox
    @Kora_roblox 2 місяці тому +435

    "Do you know why cats meow?"
    "Cats meow because they cannot bark."

    • @TheNerdyCube
      @TheNerdyCube 2 місяці тому +4

      Yea

    • @badhrikannan4235
      @badhrikannan4235 2 місяці тому +6

      Lame

    • @user-ot9ry5jk5f
      @user-ot9ry5jk5f 2 місяці тому +2

      Cats meow when the are bored sad or need you to play with them. Im a nerd🤓🤓(starts play galaxy brain song)

    • @choke_alot
      @choke_alot Місяць тому +2

      ​@@user-ot9ry5jk5f (galaxy brain sing stops and starts to play goofy ahh beat with a nerd emoji image for 69 hours)

    • @EPIC_Bacon835
      @EPIC_Bacon835 Місяць тому

      @@user-ot9ry5jk5f is the galaxy brain💀

  • @TabletAcc-bf9tx
    @TabletAcc-bf9tx 3 місяці тому +91

    when the doctor says you have dementia but you don't remember asking

  • @Muneeb100
    @Muneeb100 Рік тому +17640

    when you named your son "Biology" just to be called father of biology

  • @akshitaggarwal265
    @akshitaggarwal265 Рік тому +3118

    when you realise waiting for a waiter makes you a waiter

  • @Fractulated
    @Fractulated Місяць тому +213

    “Did you know a frog can jump higher than the Eiffel Tower?”
    “Because the Eiffel Tower can’t jump”

  • @WaterGaming777
    @WaterGaming777 2 місяці тому +93

    Standing in a sun to dry your sweat be like:💦😂

  • @FadingPlayz
    @FadingPlayz Рік тому +4657

    When somebody says "if you don't want to lose, just win"

    • @TV-fx3jv
      @TV-fx3jv Рік тому +19

      Mysteries from Jaco fresco somehow

    • @smellypooper6969
      @smellypooper6969 Рік тому +145

      "If you're dying, just go to the living room"

    • @TV-fx3jv
      @TV-fx3jv Рік тому +8

      @@smellypooper6969 Not if you can go to the coffin

    • @MysterY_NeverExisted
      @MysterY_NeverExisted Рік тому +36

      remember that girl?
      "If you're homeless, just buy a house"

    • @mysticalx7974
      @mysticalx7974 Рік тому +20

      "If you're feeling down, just look up."

  • @GoldenCombatDjthegoldenplayer
    @GoldenCombatDjthegoldenplayer Рік тому +51959

    when the doctor says you have 20 days so you kill him and then the judge gives you 20 years

  • @user-hf4ff9hb9d
    @user-hf4ff9hb9d Місяць тому +76

    “You have 1 day to live”
    Me: “say that again”
    “You have 1 day to live”
    Me: see you in 2 days

    • @alexaras54
      @alexaras54 25 днів тому +2

      "BUT YOU DIDNT HAVE TO CUUUUUUT ME OFF"

  • @HoogyProduction
    @HoogyProduction 2 місяці тому +52

    Normal people: You didnt have to cut me off
    Me: You didnt have to cut me up

  • @andramation
    @andramation Рік тому +942

    "Mistakes make you smarter"
    My parents after having me:

  • @brutus1998
    @brutus1998 8 місяців тому +1604

    When you get an A+ on your bloodtest without studying

  • @ayushmandal2422
    @ayushmandal2422 2 місяці тому +26

    Me after watching a 20 seconds unskipable ad to watch this 33 seconds short

  • @nicolasesau4640
    @nicolasesau4640 Місяць тому +19

    when your mom says " do homework" but you're working on video games at home

  • @MattPlayin
    @MattPlayin Рік тому +928

    "Money can't buy time"
    *buys a clock*

    • @Lucidly_
      @Lucidly_ Рік тому +10

      Good one lol

    • @BLACKFFINDIA
      @BLACKFFINDIA 11 місяців тому +19

      🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠🧠

    • @Skuydipwapwa
      @Skuydipwapwa 11 місяців тому +5

      but clock tells time not the time itself. You can buy time by going to Black Hole or buy a huge rocket to go there.
      (Black Hole is a time machine)

    • @BLACKFFINDIA
      @BLACKFFINDIA 11 місяців тому +1

      @@Skuydipwapwa rocket cost millions and clock cost hundreds of money 😂😂 time + money wast = rocket 🧠🧠🧠🧠

    • @Skuydipwapwa
      @Skuydipwapwa 11 місяців тому +1

      @@BLACKFFINDIA The topic said u can't buy time, which you could actually buy it by going to black hole even though that's impossible because you're going to die before eve you reached there.
      Not to mention about the Rockets Fuel and Price.

  • @handsome_baconzz294
    @handsome_baconzz294 Рік тому +9318

    When you realize the brain is the only organ in the body that knows its own name

  • @MaidKai
    @MaidKai 3 місяці тому +38

    Teacher:Why did you not do your homework
    Me:Cause i dont got no home lol

  • @mubinchampa
    @mubinchampa 19 днів тому +11

    When you're in a house on fire... And think that 70 percent of your body is water...🤫🧏🏻🗿🙂

  • @conquer3802
    @conquer3802 Рік тому +1928

    when you stand in hot summer day , to dry up the sweat 🗿

  • @RyukForever_
    @RyukForever_ Рік тому +4966

    'When you realise gravity was discovered after Pyramid was built so the weight of rocks was not a problem'

  • @BaconAzzip
    @BaconAzzip 2 місяці тому +21

    2020:
    When you drink a liquid laundry soap that says it eliminates 99.9% of the COVID-19 virus so you don't have covid.
    galaxy brain music

  • @carljohnson-cj1365
    @carljohnson-cj1365 22 дні тому +12

    This meme comes to my mind whenever I do something stupid

  • @moochivore
    @moochivore Рік тому +6909

    "Doc my head has pains when I wake up in the morning"
    Doc: "then wake up in the afternoon"

    • @AYAZSAYYED000
      @AYAZSAYYED000 Рік тому +64

      Thats Good

    • @riofrandika7892
      @riofrandika7892 Рік тому +155

      here's your bill:
      10.000$

    • @AYAZSAYYED000
      @AYAZSAYYED000 Рік тому +28

      @@riofrandika7892 10 Dollar Is Not So Much Or Atleast Not For A Joke

    • @riofrandika7892
      @riofrandika7892 Рік тому +2

      @@AYAZSAYYED000 shut up, no one asking

    • @sohamthakur727
      @sohamthakur727 Рік тому +53

      @@AYAZSAYYED000 I think he means 10,000 because some countries use a dot instead of a comma

  • @galaxyswrld9414
    @galaxyswrld9414 Рік тому +3248

    When you realize that the older a criminal is, the less effective a life sentence is

    • @Cr1ticA
      @Cr1ticA Рік тому +52

      Bro! That is! ... WOOOOOAAAAHHHH!

    • @sujithvlogs9260
      @sujithvlogs9260 Рік тому +51

      Fuck that's a good one

    • @Harshal22159
      @Harshal22159 Рік тому +15

      bro ☠☠☠

    • @bobasT_T
      @bobasT_T Рік тому +23

      a life sentence is what- WHY DID U HAVE TO CUT ME OFF BRO?-

    • @Maschinebeste
      @Maschinebeste Рік тому +11

      If you die but somehow get revived does that mean that your life sentence is over

  • @moatasem.961
    @moatasem.961 Місяць тому +8

    when you brook a toy and fix it😂

  • @redmix3988
    @redmix3988 Рік тому +9280

    when the teacher uses your work as a good example

    • @jFedra
      @jFedra Рік тому +215

      happens once every 34 years

    • @fiuumusic
      @fiuumusic Рік тому

      @@jFedra please stop the war

    • @ReKailem
      @ReKailem Рік тому +120

      @@jFedra once every purple moon

    • @rhai.265
      @rhai.265 Рік тому +15

      Hahaha

    • @jFedra
      @jFedra Рік тому +9

      @@ReKailem yes

  • @eguyduh3028
    @eguyduh3028 Рік тому +8078

    When you realise there's a book that teaches you how to use 50% of your brain so you bought two to make 100%

    • @simplethings8229
      @simplethings8229 Рік тому +357

      just read it twice... use 100% of ya brain man!

    • @2207Ramon
      @2207Ramon Рік тому +121

      Or would it be 75%🤔🤔🤔

    • @kanplayz6406
      @kanplayz6406 Рік тому +28

      Underrated comment lol

    • @ItemVexReview
      @ItemVexReview Рік тому +7

      E

    • @jlit5215
      @jlit5215 Рік тому +28

      @@2207Ramon yeah it would be 25. The number would get infinitely bigger but never reach 100%. Like 50%, half of that 50 is 25%. Half of that is 12.5%. So on so forth practically forever

  • @Aleatorio_guy
    @Aleatorio_guy Місяць тому +11

    How I fell after my first math class in University:

  • @Error_gaming40404
    @Error_gaming40404 24 дні тому +6

    My brain when the most hated girl in the class smiles at me:

  • @chisakimyu
    @chisakimyu Рік тому +412

    “Just because you're correct doesn't mean you're right.”

    • @korinookami6012
      @korinookami6012 Рік тому +43

      People die If they're killed

    • @PPH6
      @PPH6 Рік тому +17

      He won because I lost

    • @kiryuu7085
      @kiryuu7085 Рік тому +5

      fckin emiya

    • @txiic6864
      @txiic6864 Рік тому +2

      @Bhagat What? That’s crazy man

    • @MisoSoup03
      @MisoSoup03 Рік тому +8

      Amber didn't punch him or kick Johnny, she just hit him 😌

  • @SacGlow
    @SacGlow Рік тому +11847

    When mom counts to zero, but you realise there is an infinite amount of negative numbers after zero.

  • @HMJR5
    @HMJR5 Місяць тому +7

    Harry Maguire: If we can’t beat them, we should join and score for them.

  • @rancone_editz
    @rancone_editz 2 місяці тому +56

    "Do you know why fishes swim?"
    'Because they cannot fly.'
    *But you didn't had to cut me off*

  • @JohnPork640
    @JohnPork640 Рік тому +818

    Beauty product: “using our brand will make you look 10 years younger”
    9 year olds when they realize they can use this product to become invisible:

    • @asiflayek6680
      @asiflayek6680 Рік тому +1

      He will convert into sperm

    • @aziatouchsilent8507
      @aziatouchsilent8507 Рік тому +13

      you mean when they realize that they will be absolutely obliterated when using said product?

    • @JohnPork640
      @JohnPork640 Рік тому +19

      @@aziatouchsilent8507 well, no because it said it would make you LOOK younger, not make you younger

    • @Sasach090
      @Sasach090 Рік тому +17

      @@JohnPork640 0:01 you

    • @rosanasarmiento8706
      @rosanasarmiento8706 Рік тому +2

      you know why freddy did not protect us if the enemey is nearby
      cuz freddys mind:

  • @DonutGamerGuy
    @DonutGamerGuy Рік тому +728

    When you lose your glasses so you put them on to look for them.

  • @Earth717av
    @Earth717av 2 місяці тому +6

    NasDaily: This is a rock and this is water
    "galaxy brain music starts"

  • @ColddogClash
    @ColddogClash 2 місяці тому +10

    When everything suddenly makes sense after you did your math exam

  • @vanillanomazing5224
    @vanillanomazing5224 Рік тому +5112

    When your parents tell you to make friends but then you realize that you shouldn't talk to strangers

    • @Im.notFamous939
      @Im.notFamous939 Рік тому +140

      LMAO WTFFFF

    • @Calavera_Luhvr
      @Calavera_Luhvr Рік тому +67

      Or When you go trick-or-treating:

    • @grosirboneka5103
      @grosirboneka5103 Рік тому +65

      Parents when they tell their kids not to talk to strangers even if theyre some normal peoples like them but also pressures them to make friends:

    • @Saya_Huma
      @Saya_Huma Рік тому +6

      Crinj

    • @The_Reaper_FR
      @The_Reaper_FR Рік тому +11

      @@Saya_Huma how?

  • @XLPQ-vp6kz
    @XLPQ-vp6kz Рік тому +1062

    When you realize the word *bed* actually look like a bed

    • @gavi0349
      @gavi0349 Рік тому +36

      i liked that

    • @ITSAYAN-hj2wr
      @ITSAYAN-hj2wr Рік тому +19

      Damn

    • @100nesi
      @100nesi Рік тому +6

      I can't see it

    • @monke12349
      @monke12349 Рік тому +3

      @@100nesi same

    • @AmritEdits13
      @AmritEdits13 Рік тому +14

      @@monke12349 the b and d and the two edges bed ,the biddle part behaves as bed

  • @flippy2563
    @flippy2563 17 днів тому +4

    Someone: hey don't put your finger in your nose
    Me: puts my nose in my finger

  • @GraysonChon
    @GraysonChon Місяць тому +7

    I never thought memes would be funny.Yours was the best I ever saw.Keep up the good work!

  • @poru6482
    @poru6482 Рік тому +5777

    Pov: You finally understood the math problem that everyone answered with ease

    • @rubenamador8296
      @rubenamador8296 Рік тому +83

      TRUE

    • @keyplayz3781
      @keyplayz3781 Рік тому +66

      That actually happened to me once
      Edit: (ignore the fact the song was playing in my mind when I completed it)

    • @WarriorYT_
      @WarriorYT_ Рік тому +25

      Happens all the time 😭

    • @Kirbe._
      @Kirbe._ Рік тому +13

      Hits too close to home bro 😭🤣💀

    • @Awardeez
      @Awardeez Рік тому +5

      Quadratic function

  • @keshaEUNE
    @keshaEUNE Рік тому +6232

    why do i sometimes just feel the need to play this on repeat for like ten minutes

  • @The_flashlight174
    @The_flashlight174 17 днів тому +5

    When your 100 years old and realize your can’t play with legos because the Box says 4-99

  • @sayonaraboi1853
    @sayonaraboi1853 22 дні тому +3

    We need full and longer versions of this

  • @gabrielrocha533
    @gabrielrocha533 Рік тому +324

    “You have a room temperature IQ score”
    Me who uses Kelvin:

  • @Qis_2nd
    @Qis_2nd Рік тому +194

    When you remember how to use a pen after summer break

    • @roastytoasty4266
      @roastytoasty4266 Рік тому +2

      OMG it's happening! Everybody stay calm! Wait wait wait wait! STAY DUCKING CALM!

    • @guest_ax3433
      @guest_ax3433 Рік тому +1

      Lol true

  • @TheLegitRick
    @TheLegitRick Місяць тому +4

    When you put a scope on a melee weapon

  • @RickAstleyN
    @RickAstleyN Місяць тому +14

    Doctor: you only have 1 minute to live...
    Me: Double it and give it to the next person:

  • @beeoppo824
    @beeoppo824 Рік тому +370

    When you think alcohol is bad so you give up thinking

  • @potato3923
    @potato3923 Рік тому +5139

    The comment section is funnier than literally every meme that has ever used this template 😂

    • @6KARUMA9
      @6KARUMA9 Рік тому +33

      I DON'T know !!!!! (Play the music)

    • @nekolina477
      @nekolina477 Рік тому +41

      No fr, everytime they create funny stuff, id be starting this vid from the beginning to feel the meme😂

    • @chi_zc
      @chi_zc Рік тому +2

      nah

    • @darthbrown2056
      @darthbrown2056 Рік тому +3

      Facts!

    • @yyeessss1903
      @yyeessss1903 Рік тому +2

      i know right

  • @Lzzdeykey-
    @Lzzdeykey- 15 днів тому +2

    Teacher:what is 8+8=?
    Me:

  • @Seed
    @Seed День тому

    For information on how I did it, please refer to this video.

  • @surajkumarupadhyay8929
    @surajkumarupadhyay8929 Рік тому +534

    When you realise your brain's name was given by another person's brain

  • @nguyentram1483
    @nguyentram1483 Рік тому +360

    When you realized that you can auto breathe when you don’t think about breathing:

    • @ZeonplayzYt
      @ZeonplayzYt Рік тому +4

      LMAO 😂

    • @oreoman626
      @oreoman626 Рік тому +24

      Now im manually breathing

    • @gg27epic15
      @gg27epic15 Рік тому +19

      I gained this knowledge but at what cost? I lost my auto breather

    • @aleekscribblerofdeydras9036
      @aleekscribblerofdeydras9036 Рік тому +1

      @@gg27epic15 me who has seen this hundreds of times: i have no such weakness... anymore!!

    • @nguyentram1483
      @nguyentram1483 Рік тому +9

      @@gg27epic15 dont worry, you’ll forget about auto breathing and then you’ll auto breath

  • @Zayan_shorts505
    @Zayan_shorts505 Місяць тому +15

    Teacher : School is not for sleeping
    Me : Then home is not a place to study
    Teacher :

  • @user-wd7yf6fs1w
    @user-wd7yf6fs1w Місяць тому +5

    You notice Prison and School look the same and you tell the Teacher and you get Detention and noticed it’s like a Death Sentence from Prison

  • @rajatkaushik1359
    @rajatkaushik1359 Рік тому +4496

    When you realise, you never actually stop clapping, but only the duration between your claps become longer.

    • @YTwowie
      @YTwowie Рік тому +256

      took me 20 seconds to understand.
      genius

    • @smartsh89
      @smartsh89 Рік тому +133

      At the same time, I realised that we also never stop hiccuping, there is a long duration between them

    • @was3513
      @was3513 Рік тому +57

      Bro you literally changed my life wtf

    • @darshilbhagwat906
      @darshilbhagwat906 Рік тому +20

      OK......WHATTT!!!

    • @nullagaming814
      @nullagaming814 Рік тому +23

      69420 iq

  • @SpaceFRce
    @SpaceFRce Рік тому +281

    when you realize the first person to speak 2 languages did it on their own

    • @IIT24Aspirant
      @IIT24Aspirant Рік тому +4

      brooooo💀💀💀💀

    • @Cr1ticA
      @Cr1ticA Рік тому +1

      👀

    • @nataliep-h6472
      @nataliep-h6472 Рік тому +1

      Yo...

    • @samanthaa2435
      @samanthaa2435 Рік тому +1

      0:00

    • @chet5299
      @chet5299 Рік тому +1

      idk if there was a first person to speak 2 languages and learnt it by themselves because there wouldve probably someone who spoke 1 of those languages who taught them

  • @noname01ruslansokolov
    @noname01ruslansokolov 2 місяці тому +3

    Congrats! You finally found it!

  • @haylarpapa8821
    @haylarpapa8821 18 днів тому +2

    If mountains are closer to the sun. Why are they cold 🥶🥶

  • @r0h41l7
    @r0h41l7 Рік тому +850

    Doctor:
    “you have 8 hours to live”
    Me:
    *uses 24 hour perfume*

  • @theguyfrombfdi
    @theguyfrombfdi 8 місяців тому +700

    "If a zombie bites you, you turn into a zombie."
    "So if I bite a zombie, it will turn back into a human"

    • @Rainbow_Empire
      @Rainbow_Empire 8 місяців тому +10

      😂

    • @Zerotiku
      @Zerotiku 8 місяців тому +33

      "U DIDNT HAVE TO CUUUT ME OFFF"

    • @notestoniaman
      @notestoniaman 7 місяців тому +9

      you smart bro

    • @la95921
      @la95921 7 місяців тому +15

      You’ll need a human to bite you to turn into human.

    • @Drawcat
      @Drawcat 7 місяців тому

      ∑(O_O;)

  • @jjoon0531
    @jjoon0531 Місяць тому +6

    Activist : Embrace diversity
    Me : But I go to university
    Activist :

  • @gladlee7520
    @gladlee7520 23 дні тому +2

    When the country doesn’t have purple
    The flag of Dominica and Nicaragua:

  • @KarrierasVVL
    @KarrierasVVL Рік тому +7020

    when you blow on the ice cream to make it cold 🗿
    P.D: thanks 4 the likes and comments

    • @gigachadsgigadad9203
      @gigachadsgigadad9203 Рік тому +263

      I do it all the time💀💀
      (edit) this is the most likes ive ever gotten

    • @KarrierasVVL
      @KarrierasVVL Рік тому +56

      @@gigachadsgigadad9203 lol

    • @mr.twists9302
      @mr.twists9302 Рік тому +47

      What, you don't do it all the time?

    • @howtotype
      @howtotype Рік тому +52

      but what if you heat the ice cream to make it hot

    • @victormedina7765
      @victormedina7765 Рік тому +45

      @@howtotype then itll be cream.

  • @matheusmorais1886
    @matheusmorais1886 Рік тому +9690

    if I drink alcohol, I'm an alcoholic
    If I drink fanta, I'm fantastic

    • @ihatebots100
      @ihatebots100 Рік тому +616

      If i drink coca cola, I'm coca colastic

    • @manas7_bs
      @manas7_bs Рік тому +261

      If I drink water then

    • @ihatebots100
      @ihatebots100 Рік тому +381

      @@manas7_bs you're waterastic

    • @manas7_bs
      @manas7_bs Рік тому +119

      @@ihatebots100 💀

    • @memesarc07
      @memesarc07 Рік тому +60

      If I drink juice then ?

  • @ThePlagueD0ct0r312
    @ThePlagueD0ct0r312 20 днів тому +1

    Cancelling a doctors appointment because your sick

  • @MoonG-je1rp
    @MoonG-je1rp Місяць тому +2

    U DIDN'T HAVE TO CUT ME OFF 😂

  • @smileorgobyebye6330
    @smileorgobyebye6330 Рік тому +819

    "You 2 cheated on the test, you both have same answers"
    *"Yes, because the questions were same"*

  • @VillainArcOver
    @VillainArcOver 4 місяці тому +1291

    When you wake someone up to ask if they’re sleeping:

  • @Bluesharky24
    @Bluesharky24 20 днів тому +2

    When you realize your minecraft dog can live longer than you

  • @HamzzZephyr
    @HamzzZephyr 8 днів тому +1

    "mistakes make you smarter"
    me after the math exam:

  • @Djgaming-lo8iw
    @Djgaming-lo8iw Рік тому +898

    When you play a old game and you remember how to do the missions.

  • @Kujo_Jotaro_69
    @Kujo_Jotaro_69 9 місяців тому +503

    Doctor : This surgery has a 50% success rate
    "Do it twice" 🗿🗿🗿

  • @error_6o6
    @error_6o6 Місяць тому +4

    when you realize that clocks move clockwise and a reverse clock moves anticlockwise

  • @giopapava1748
    @giopapava1748 27 днів тому +3

    Man with no hands: i can do push ups.

  • @exabyte7393
    @exabyte7393 Рік тому +3688

    When you realise that time flies when you throw your clock out of the window…

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Рік тому +757

    “How do I cure my depression?”
    “Stop being depressed.”

  • @RealItsUlisses
    @RealItsUlisses 26 днів тому +1

    Me: I want to go to The Sun
    My friend: It’s too hot, you’re gonna die
    Me: Then let’s go at nighttime when it cools down

  • @EmilyYT521
    @EmilyYT521 2 місяці тому +16

    "Playing on PC is horrible, it's better on computer"

  • @riot-ps8694
    @riot-ps8694 Рік тому +577

    “The brain is the most complex organ in the human body”
    -the brain

  • @huntercool2232
    @huntercool2232 Рік тому +254

    “If you’re poor just buy money.”
    -Somebody

  • @bearymoon3925
    @bearymoon3925 Місяць тому +1

    I saw a ad on TikTok saying “all my ice is frozen! What I am going to do?!”

  • @vhsnostalgia4305
    @vhsnostalgia4305 Місяць тому +2

    "If you're smart then spell it."
    "I-T."

  • @SongSong415
    @SongSong415 Рік тому +2725

    I can not get this meme out of my head when I am studying 🧠

    • @pramodvlogs3
      @pramodvlogs3 Рік тому +19

      Matter fact you still don't get that study stuff

    • @karmadavy8388
      @karmadavy8388 Рік тому +50

      But you immediately get knowledge from this video

    • @TomaToma999
      @TomaToma999 Рік тому +15

      @@karmadavy8388 I can confirm.

    • @Burrway
      @Burrway Рік тому +8

      That's actually good for ya

    • @josiegabriel655
      @josiegabriel655 Рік тому +5

      Me to💀

  • @fgo2312
    @fgo2312 Рік тому +197

    When the surgery has 50% of success but you realize you can do it twice to make it 100%

    • @jordanjones5916
      @jordanjones5916 Рік тому +6

      Thats funny, but according to probability, wouldn’t that mean you’d actually have a 25%chance to make it through both surgeries alive

    • @zLostMC
      @zLostMC Рік тому +6

      @@jordanjones5916 sadly i believe you have fallen into a trap known as a "joke" through the procedure of "not getting it" you'll now be spammed with r/woosh from every single person that replies to this comment.
      r/woosh

    • @jordanjones5916
      @jordanjones5916 Рік тому +1

      @@zLostMC nani

    • @thegourd7285
      @thegourd7285 Рік тому

      @@jordanjones5916 r/woosh

    • @eliserpvzkbschkpvzkpvbschk9679
      @eliserpvzkbschkpvzkpvbschk9679 Рік тому

      @@jordanjones5916 r/woosh

  • @Aviation.300ER
    @Aviation.300ER Місяць тому

    Listening to this in low end earphones with full volume hits different

  • @nator7
    @nator7 17 днів тому +9

    Teacher: just imagine theres a cake. If u cut the cake into 3 parts so each part will contain 33.33% of cake so total will be 99.99%.so where is the 0.01% of cake?
    Me: knife

  • @ZYEDRY
    @ZYEDRY Рік тому +305

    When you are the first person that solved a math question in the class