The Website is Down #4: Sales Demolition (SFW)
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- Опубліковано 9 лют 2025
- Safe For Work version of The Website is Down Episode #4 "Sales Demolition". A Plastroltech sales demo goes completely haywire. See more episodes at www.thewebsiteisdown.com.
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"Oh no...you're not getting fired, because then I would have to deal with it..." Greatest...quote...EVAH!!!
"i didn't hit recompute"
"well, i see you've just done a search on how to fix hitting recompute"
"okay inspector darryl..." :D
love this series! wish they'd make more!
I love how every single ticket is marked as "extremely urgent"
Field Service Rep “Webguy” Notes: Logged into SSO and changed Nancyj to NancyJJJ. While other users logged into their machines a virus began propagation from Chip’s asset and infected assets at the company
Internal Notes:
Interchanged Base Encryption hash key with virus for this ticket. Orphaned 1500 assets from Master Active Directory Forest. Called Cory, and his advance was stop the deforestation and save the planet; then hung up.
Upgrading ticket priority to Extremely Urgent, updating resume for increased asset synergy & loss prevention, and assigning to help desk.
lol I guess the experience is the same no matter where you are
They always are
Every ticket is always the most important.
"do what i do and fake a virus attack"
"You do that"
"Hell yeah. How you think i made it 30 years in IT?"
^ best line in the video. I love these videos
My new go to!
"What do you mean every password?"
"AD, Microsoft, Unix, the parking garage-"
LMAO
My favorite detail is when he calls down to the data center and realizes that something is wrong because the fans aren't blowing at full throttle and instinctively checks the power limit on the servers and deduces that this is why the "batch jobs" aren't finished. Such an awesome detail!
Intel core i9 ! This guy truly was 10 years ahead of his time.
An Intel i9 CPU being throttled because of Windows 10 Balanced or Windows 11 Better Performance/Battery mode for laptops is just like throttling power caps in 2023.
Corey is still trying to save the plant.
OMG, why did you stop making these videos? You are genius!!! The best part is, these are still true today. Love it!
"You're changing your name from, 'Johnson' to 'Johnson-Johnson'?"
Haha!
OMG!!!! How is this not a TV series?!!!!!
+stanmick63 IKR?!!
Because, really, there's like, what, two million ... five million ... people in the entire world who understand and can empathize with this situation. Just look at how few views this has compared to ... well, most of UA-cam. Sad, but sadly true.
The amount of work this video took... absolutely incredible. This must have taken a _lot_ of time.
8:09 "im coming by your office with an AK 47 to dicuss your software." "Excellent! But... once again... not really a question" lmfao
This virus one really aged well... Reactions to virus are pretty legit
I still come back to this series after so many years. Still hasn't been topped.
I like how Chip has half of the tickets filed to IT
Should have been a thousand episode series - absolute GENIUS
...OMG is everything an EXTREMELY URGENT level ticket!!!!
It's tough life.
I sometimes have to deal with incident tickets for our software and create fixes if it's something I was working on. Just last week we've had a "system failure" (DEFCON1) ticket... for a typo in server log files. I mean... who the fuck let you in there, you guys are not allowed there, I see you logged in using your admin's credentials, changing them now.
Yeah, more than unsigned int maximum value for old timers!
This is indeed what happens, if you let users submit tickets with their own urgency levels.
In case you were wondering at 1:50
PEBKAC = Problem Exists Between Keyboard And Chair
also known as an ID-10-T error
There was one where it said problem is user lol
@@CHRISXTR3M3GAMING When you try not to say it out loudly.. there is the pebkac button.. :)
what difference between "problem is user" and PEBKAC.
@@trololoev "Problem is User" is for tickets submitted by the boss and infrequent ticket senders, "PEBKAC" is for ticket #8 on changing your name from Johnson to Johnson-Johnson and people who don't know the difference between Excel and PowerPoint
I could watch these all day. So many bad memories.
"Mrs. Johnson Johnson, your brats have arrived..." DYING!
Bogo.
"burning man was so great this year" lol
It's so sad that I, and others I work with, can say this kind of stupidity really DOES happen.
"Fake virus attack. How do you think I lasted so long in IT?"
Jesus... this is EXACTLY like at work. Utter brilliance, but also very haunting.. IT Service Desk reps should understand this as their common language and troubleshooting tactics XD
the most amazing thing about these videos is ALL the fake screens and popups he had to create
7 years later still watching
10 years later - still rewatching :-)
7 years later still watching
"You do that?"
"Aw hell yeah, how do you think I made it 30 years in IT?"
*selects computers to turn off*
*doesn't use the SELECT ALL button*
Well yeah, you don't want to turn off YOUR computer.
LOL!!!!!!! Classic!!!!! This is an accurate depiction of my day at the office.
Darryl is fucking awesome.
I want my boss to be like that...
you changed your name to johnson-johnson? why would you do that? hahahah
"Ye, hell yea..How you think I made it 30 years in IT"
.. too funny lmao
"I'm coming by your office with an Ak-47 to discuss your software"
lmao
This is the best episode of them all :D
Please make moreee!!!! :D :D
1:23 "Do any of you idiots down there even read this sh*t" LMAO the amount of tickets i've seen submitted with subjects like this
The situation in which there is an HR conflict with IT is so typical but yet there is almost no communication between the departments in almost all the organisations
"Corey the night-shift hippie".
Hahaha. What a moniker...
Data Center gangster. What? That was awesome
Just WATCHING these videos throws me into an extreme amount of stress.
If you pause at 1:26 you will see her name is nancyj. Her new name is Nancy Johnson-Johnson. I'm cryin' over here!!!! Trouble Tracker PRO 2.0 Copyright 1986
Trouble Tracker Platinum v9.0 ©2017 Amisoft Corp.
It's been 10 years since this video has been uploaded and not one comment on how the lady playing Nancy is probably his wife IRL
You really have to make more of these!!!! They're awesome!
FIrst open ticket is from Chip: "kybrd hs n vwls" LOL
Omg there needs to be more episodes. This episode had some good writing.
Did someone at Intel see this video and be like "You know what our new processor should be named? i9!"
"..do you know what i just realized?..........this in not my f---n problem.."
lmao
I've used that in real life (because of this video).
Best part of the video... he's playing Rogue in the background.
Should kickstarter a channel/series. I'll support!!!
i love how well these aged... like a fine wine.
Lol love that he's playing nethack xD
Kartums Pokes I'm glad I'm not the only one that does that at work. I switch to inventory to make it look like code.
LMFAO!!!
Intel Core i9 3333MHz Twin Turbo
8 years later we have an i9 LOL!
"i9 3333mhz"
I find it hilarious that modern intel chips have exceeded those specs.
I've watched this hundreds of times, and never noticed Derricks Skipy profile holding a gun to his head. @1:32
"Is it even plugged into the projector?" LOL!!
This series is great! Hope you guys make more someday.
These just get better and better:))
AHHHH!!!!! THERE NEEDS TO BE AN EPISODE 5!!!!!!!
This is the best fkng tech support videos ever!!!! Great fkn work guys!!!
That is hilarious. Thank you Amazon for recomputing your encryption hash key and allowing me to discover this great video!
MOOOORE!! OMG I LOVE THESE!
OMG! I'm a network admin and this how my clients are! hilarious!
that's absolutely awesome, hope to see more of these videos in the future
This was great. Didnt think I would of watched the whole thing.
Glad I did :)
This is perfect
I lov how the company name is coverd just enough to say Troltech lol
Hey! When you make another video?Cant wait. I love it...
2019 and still here!!!!!
Whoa. Thanks for showing me this video, Reddi. I really enjoyed it. Mucho ME GUSTA
Everything being rebooted/restarted nowadays, I wish this would have a comeback, even if just a few episodes.
Best IT comedy series, hands down, just like the website.
I love these and explains my pain so well lol
Quite brilliantly written!
The end credits have a little joke about a core i9 and a terabyte of ram. Thats completely conceivable nowadays.
You set my password to 'password'? That's the best password ever!
Your license has expired as of 8/9/1987. You have been reported to the BSA.
I didnt want this to end
1:40 Whoa, now that it is on UA-cam and high quality you can see; “..if possible because my mother’s sister died from a blood clot and I took her middle name also so.”
These guys have the best details worked in sometimes.
These are probably the most intelligent comments I've ever seen in a youtube video. Also - upvote the guy saying you can still browse reddit in incognito mode
9:41 core i9 now exists
especially funny because they mentioned Nehalems by name, which had their extreme processors still under i7 branding
The angry sysadmin lol i lost it.
IMO, it's the stuff that goes by really fast that is pretty funny. ALL of the Skippy windows are h-freaking larious if you pause and read them, especially the stats at the top. The single sign-on tool's options are halarious.
For the ticketing system, ANYONE That works in IT should notice that ALL 69,105 ticket cases are marked EXTREMELY URGENT and none for urgent/standard tickets.
Funny stuff beyond the obvious.
The © 1986 and 'your license expired 1987' on the ticketing system software is awesome 😃
"Don't believe us? Try it." LOL!!!
This. Is. Beautiful.
AND SO IT BEGINS
needs more views now
Datacentre gangster.
Every time.
I love this show.
I love how the end screen says Core i9 when that wasn't even a thing that long ago .
In 2009 there was rumors about Intel's 6c/12t CPUs being called the Core i9, but when they were released in 2010 they were still branded as i7. Core i7-980X being the first one of them.
"Yea just do what I do, say it's a virus attack. You do that? Yea how do you think I made it 30 years in IT... " That cracked me up:D
Nooooo, "...data center gangsta -wtf-" has been cut out 😱 best part
+AktionJackson you're looking at the safe for work version ;)
+Josh Weinberg Thanks! \(O_o)/ love your vids dude, you're a legend!
This is somthing I have done in the past works funny as hell
I missed how Chip got his bloody nose, but hopefully the computer just reached up and smacked him.
This video is a masterpiece
"Ya. Hell ya. How do you think I made it 30 years in IT?"
OMG I just found out about this classic. This must be the first usage of Core-i9 name lmao.
@keirnus yeah dude. They even come with twin turbo's now so you can run more boost.
The fake virus attack part was hilarious!!!
Intel Core i9 in 2009!
y u no make new episodes of this?
in all seriousness, this is the single most hilarious web series i've seen yet. i don't know why you stopped, but i wish you'd make more.
Can you please please please make more videos these are so God Damn funny!
@Vlaew
Rightyo! Will do chap!