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  • @sp3lllz
    @sp3lllz 11 місяців тому +202

    $35 a year after paying $250 is gross

    • @dontknowwhy186
      @dontknowwhy186 11 місяців тому +19

      Cough cough ps plus/Xbox live

    • @SlurmDude
      @SlurmDude 11 місяців тому +18

      especially when you can get a $100 smart watch and a $150 low audiophile earbuds, and have two pieces of tech that do the things better, and still save $35 a year....

    • @dynamicphase8239
      @dynamicphase8239 11 місяців тому

      ​@@dontknowwhy186 I somewhat agree but I wouldn't compare an online service with an audio app to be fair.

    • @juki6377
      @juki6377 11 місяців тому

      yeah f-off philips, such a scam!

    • @howle06
      @howle06 11 місяців тому +1

      I’ve owned the kokoon earbuds before they merged with Philips and I think they’re fantastic. But I’ve never been asked for credit card details or sign up for a subscription for anything. They work just like normal headphones. They have an accompanying app that you don’t need to pay for. It’s frustrating that these UA-camrs can make a throwaway comment and could potentially kill a product because they don’t get their facts right or don’t elaborate more.
      If there are any users out there that have purchased these since the Philips take over, then I’m happy to be put right!

  • @EchoOne67
    @EchoOne67 11 місяців тому +79

    I'm thinking of boxing a a whole bunch of my old tech junk, labeling it "Mystery Tech" and sending it to Austin....for the low price of $200.00 plus shipping.

    • @kuebby
      @kuebby 11 місяців тому +1

      If it's actually old and esoteric you should send it to Cathode Ray Dude.

  • @jyryxnama3718
    @jyryxnama3718 11 місяців тому +8

    2:02 "All of your bills are paid. Your fridge is fully stocked. You have a full tank of gas."
    MUSIC TO MY EARS.

  • @yasirfaheem
    @yasirfaheem 11 місяців тому +3

    I can not stop laughing! He called it dongle dingles! Mat said you can to call it dongle dingles!

  • @maddhatter4077
    @maddhatter4077 11 місяців тому +199

    The real mystery tech is, what phone is blurred out in Ken's hand?

    • @fluffyjello
      @fluffyjello 11 місяців тому +24

      Probably something under embargo.

    • @aulianurilardhi
      @aulianurilardhi 11 місяців тому +22

      In my idea, it's gonna be between ONE Plus Foldable or OPPO newest foldable.

    • @Yoshi-sp
      @Yoshi-sp 11 місяців тому +5

      I was thinking the same

    • @wadewilson7985
      @wadewilson7985 11 місяців тому +3

      i'm glad someone else said this too

    • @CinnamonBlade
      @CinnamonBlade 11 місяців тому

      I have a feeling its the OnePlus Open

  • @Rossbrian1
    @Rossbrian1 11 місяців тому +17

    My issue with earplugs is I cam hear myself breathing and swallowing and I annoy myself😂

    • @SlurmDude
      @SlurmDude 11 місяців тому +3

      >buy crazy earplugs
      >can hear self breathe, annoyed, turn music up louder
      >repeat until no longer an issue
      >neighbors go deaf so you can listen to music at acceptable loudness with earplugs in
      >??????
      >PROFIT!

  • @southernpanda33
    @southernpanda33 11 місяців тому +3

    That was an awfully quick recovery from a nard shot. You sure you’re packin heat? 😂😂😂😂

    • @SlurmDude
      @SlurmDude 11 місяців тому

      nerve endings are roughly equal no matter the size, due to how nards are made. Therefor, the less an equal hit hurts, hypothetically, the bigger the nards. Now if i could just get proper grant funding i could be the first person ever who kicks people in the genitals "for science!"

  • @rad_nor5861
    @rad_nor5861 11 місяців тому +178

    Mystery tech is nothing without Austin.

    • @ltu_aheadwhynot3471
      @ltu_aheadwhynot3471 11 місяців тому +3

      Real

    • @Lerpzoid
      @Lerpzoid 11 місяців тому +3

      Without Austin shouting to talk *

    • @mrlionman5466
      @mrlionman5466 11 місяців тому +6

      Correction, Mystery Tech is nothing without the official Pirates of the Caribbean DVD player with included compass style remote control

    • @Twallrion
      @Twallrion 11 місяців тому

      It's like ww2 without silly old Adolf, we'd miss him

    • @lucutes2936
      @lucutes2936 11 місяців тому +1

      And his friends

  • @typicalmax2046
    @typicalmax2046 11 місяців тому +2

    “And they call it wasting Austin’s Money Segment” 😂😂

  • @Theaddie27
    @Theaddie27 11 місяців тому +9

    Ken's face from the video that austin paused it at was hilarious 😂😂

  • @anthonyviscuso7037
    @anthonyviscuso7037 11 місяців тому +5

    been using eargasm for a while, absolute ear saver for festivals, raves, and metal shows/concerts. they even have higher NRR filters for even louder events like drag racing or sound system competitions.

    • @daviddenoncourt757
      @daviddenoncourt757 11 місяців тому

      RuPaul could indeed be quite loud

    • @anthonyviscuso7037
      @anthonyviscuso7037 11 місяців тому

      @@daviddenoncourt757 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @lilkidsuave
      @lilkidsuave 11 місяців тому

      The name is sus tho
      It's gonna be a very moist ear by the end of it.

  • @DctrGizmo
    @DctrGizmo 11 місяців тому +3

    That pause screen of Ken was hilarious 🤣

  • @raymondmendez4106
    @raymondmendez4106 11 місяців тому +4

    The pirates of the Caribbean dvd player thing is crazy to see again, I had that when I was 6 years olds now i’m 21 that’s insane

  • @alexandermuniz2531
    @alexandermuniz2531 11 місяців тому +7

    The real Mystery Tech is Ken’s blurred phone

    • @gameassassin4654
      @gameassassin4654 11 місяців тому

      i wonder what it is cause clearly it's unannounced or some shit

    • @Iinuxct
      @Iinuxct 11 місяців тому

      Bruh it's the Pixel 8/Pro, I think they did it because maybe this video was scheduled to be released (or was edited) before the presentation

    • @gameassassin4654
      @gameassassin4654 11 місяців тому

      @@Iinuxct good call forgot that was recently announced

  • @Olflix
    @Olflix 11 місяців тому

    5:53 i bet any "Austin Evans without context" video wouldn't be complete without this clip LMAO

  • @zzstoner
    @zzstoner 11 місяців тому

    At 1:34, his Ding-a-Ling got Ring-a-Linged!! 🔔

  • @dhirensawh4370
    @dhirensawh4370 11 місяців тому +1

    I absolutely love that Matt was wearing a Donut hat. I love this channel but that satisfied something primal in my brain that I didn't know was there. Lol.

  • @TimidSylveon
    @TimidSylveon 11 місяців тому +1

    That tungsten cube will be Matt's rep sheet till the end of time lol.

  • @Cloudlol
    @Cloudlol 11 місяців тому +3

    i love these mystery tech videos so much get so excited when I see them pop up!

  • @gamergoneretro7898
    @gamergoneretro7898 11 місяців тому

    i took a shot every time Austin said "What not". I almost died

  • @Jihadbearzwithgunz
    @Jihadbearzwithgunz 7 місяців тому

    Eargasm ear plugs are pretty good actually . Had an old set called the slides that allowed for adjustable attenuation -15db and -27db worked good for concerts after 2 years of using them for concerts and work (work around loud air and high voltage equipment ) they broke and could only get the -15 dB mode to work

  • @afrostigmeister
    @afrostigmeister 11 місяців тому

    9:20 "What would be appropriate to watch on a Pirates of the Caribbean DVD player?"
    Me:DUH! A pirated copy of Pirates Of The Caribbean

  • @georged7627
    @georged7627 11 місяців тому +1

    Those Phillips earphones looks like fallopian tubes 🤣🤘🏾

  • @gogeterdone
    @gogeterdone 11 місяців тому +1

    Actually have music cozies. They're pretty good. Gotten for family as a Christmas gift few years ago.

  • @DavidNPS
    @DavidNPS 11 місяців тому +1

    They brought back throwing packages at Austin, Yay. It adds another level of fun , perhaps the others can work on their aim. 🙂

  • @Cinnsere
    @Cinnsere 11 місяців тому +9

    Why was Ken's phone blurred?

    • @Gravage
      @Gravage 11 місяців тому +1

      I'll bet it's a review unit, likely a Pixel 8 or something else about to be released.

    • @Cinnsere
      @Cinnsere 11 місяців тому

      @@Gravage Ah, makes sense.

  • @PuresG1ft
    @PuresG1ft 10 місяців тому

    02:00
    That was beautiful. I finally understand meditation.

  • @moonlightstudios3004
    @moonlightstudios3004 11 місяців тому +6

    what new phone was ken using? i saw it was blurred.

    • @rapperkids94
      @rapperkids94 11 місяців тому

      could be a oneplus open/fold 🤷‍♂

  • @PrinceAlsham28
    @PrinceAlsham28 11 місяців тому

    My later 2019 M1 MBP was around $3k+ with accessories. I'm a PC guy but needed a powerful mobile Mac os platform. It still slams whatever I throw at it. 17" mobile display, multiple apps, vids tabs etc running great concurrently. It does got hot so I have it on an angled stand. But I'm pretty happy with it. Also I crashed on an E-Longboard with it in a shoulder bag. It flung around my shoulder over my head. Hit the pavement. Corner dented pretty deep. No other issues. 😂👌🏾🤘🏾

  • @Dieselworks123
    @Dieselworks123 11 місяців тому

    Austin dancing to Thomas the tank engine has just made my day!

  • @nsoneditz
    @nsoneditz 11 місяців тому +2

    I use the laptop presented at 13:01, and gotta say, its really good!

    • @SlurmDude
      @SlurmDude 11 місяців тому +1

      Its a $1200 laptop.... sold for triple......

  • @philtkaswahl2124
    @philtkaswahl2124 11 місяців тому

    "This isn't a controller--this is my child."

  • @ig33ku
    @ig33ku 11 місяців тому

    3:32 yeah you better look embarrassed!!!

  • @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208
    @itsyeeoledskoolfurry3208 11 місяців тому

    I 💓 pausing people in funny face mode.😆

  • @cyancheetah7034
    @cyancheetah7034 11 місяців тому +10

    Yay more mystery tech!

  • @raskachas
    @raskachas 11 місяців тому +2

    Ken is wearing that alphatauri hat of Yuki Tsunoda. They both are Japanese!

  • @Tony_Man
    @Tony_Man 11 місяців тому +1

    $3300 for a thicker Surface and a RTX 4060 is such a big asking price.
    And the swivel screen can't really justify it too; if you're a person who does use a laptop for some level of gaming performance, you'd probably go for the Lenovo that was discussed. If you're someone who would probably like to use a swiveling screen for meetings, you'd probably just go for a tablet or a regular Surface laptop.
    I'd say maybe 2 grand for the Studio would be a fair price but even then, that kind of market is very small.

  • @SevenGC89
    @SevenGC89 11 місяців тому +5

    Aww that Atari mini set up is so cute lol. It's like a normal sized one only way smaller! **Also the words Austin heard on his Wedding night** 🤣😉

  • @sammyb9683
    @sammyb9683 26 днів тому

    you do not understand how excited I was to see you got one of those tiny arcade things I have a couple of those and they rock now are they the most useable No but they are so fun to have on a shelf

  • @CricketEngland
    @CricketEngland 11 місяців тому +1

    Those sleep headaches would have to be the best in the world for me to pay $35 a year for an app

    • @Canthux
      @Canthux 11 місяців тому

      The headphones themselves are amazing for sidesleepers like me, super comfortable. The app is garbage though. I just use a third party app instead.

  • @user-zu8bd9ik9t
    @user-zu8bd9ik9t 11 місяців тому +1

    14:08 looking forward to buying the VAIO SVF15N / VAIO FIT/FLIP successor. Mine just died a few months ago. I don't get why no tech reviewers reviewing the Surface Laptop 2 doesn't talk about Sony's attempt at this form factor. God I love my SVF15N

    • @SlurmDude
      @SlurmDude 11 місяців тому

      Because the hardware in it is like a $1200 laptop, and they want $3300. Its literally a mac book price, and we've all known forever macs are a scam.....

  • @tylermills5149
    @tylermills5149 11 місяців тому

    Ken rocking the Yuki hat. Hopefully next year's Alpha Tauri isn't a tractor and we can see what Yuki can do in a decent car.

  • @BoringKate
    @BoringKate 11 місяців тому

    Kenneth's sweater at the start of the video is phenomenal!

  • @POVwithRC
    @POVwithRC 11 місяців тому +1

    Ken with the retirement-home fit.

  • @arminm.9373
    @arminm.9373 11 місяців тому +1

    instead of comparing the surface to the yoga slim 7, you compared it to the legion which is a totally different kind of laptop. also the yoga slim doesn't come with a 4060 option.

  • @freshvintage
    @freshvintage 11 місяців тому +1

    Austin I seriously have enough "Mystery Tech" around my house that if you want a box of items to review let me know and will send it out right away 💯

  • @Dillon914466
    @Dillon914466 11 місяців тому +6

    What the headphones should do is do the $35/year but give people who buy the $250 headphones a code to get a “premium account” and never have to pay or pay a heavily discounted price like $10/year

  • @Wynner3
    @Wynner3 11 місяців тому

    If you're into gaming then skip the Surface Laptop 2 and get yourself an Asus G14 with Ryzen 9 & RTX 4060. They have been on a sale a few times lately around $1350. If you spend a little extra, then get a 2TB ssd and swap out with 512GB.

  • @Dogdemihuman
    @Dogdemihuman 3 місяці тому

    3:59 Me every time a blue control player takes a turn in MTG

  • @boosted_2j
    @boosted_2j 11 місяців тому +2

    You guys should do a show and tell mystery tech. Basically, ur team brings in something they think u will blow ur mind.

    • @ScottWallace5
      @ScottWallace5 11 місяців тому

      They kind of did one last year for Austin's birthday episode I believe, it was pretty fun!

    • @boosted_2j
      @boosted_2j 11 місяців тому

      @@ScottWallace5 haha oh dang. Am late.

    • @ScottWallace5
      @ScottWallace5 11 місяців тому

      @@boosted_2j All good! Just look up, "I ruined my birthday for Mystery Tech" and it should appear. Enjoy and hope they do it again.

  • @Akimbozz
    @Akimbozz 11 місяців тому +1

    "Eco Friendly PP" 💀

  • @jackshink3630
    @jackshink3630 11 місяців тому

    A pirates of the Caribbean and disney tv only mean one thing. Scarface movie night with the boys

  • @southernpanda33
    @southernpanda33 11 місяців тому

    Those are great for instrument players. I highly recommend them for anyone that plays at home to protect your hearing. 5:49

  • @TacSprint
    @TacSprint 11 місяців тому +1

    I agree with Matt, they should definitely hit up cracker barrel

  • @bunniz
    @bunniz 11 місяців тому

    8:33 Omg I had a pirates of the Caribbean tv that came with the same remote

  • @dontplayw_thme595
    @dontplayw_thme595 11 місяців тому +7

    The real mystery here is why is kens phone blurred???

    • @chrischeltenham
      @chrischeltenham 11 місяців тому +2

      S24 or S24 Ultra probably

    • @dontplayw_thme595
      @dontplayw_thme595 11 місяців тому +2

      @@chrischeltenham or it’s some futuristic phone we’ve never heard of until he makes a video on his own channel 🤣

  • @themannmitchell
    @themannmitchell 11 місяців тому

    I often cringe at austin, but I like the rest of the people that balance out his uhh…. weirdness… thanks crew!

  • @mattcollins6938
    @mattcollins6938 11 місяців тому

    Somebody watches Khleo Thomas after getting that DVD player 😂

  • @IAmSladeKraven
    @IAmSladeKraven 11 місяців тому +1

    Mystery Tech needs KENTAMA!!!!!!

  • @bumpy86
    @bumpy86 11 місяців тому +1

    "Its less than half the price" while mentioning 7th gen intel xD that CPU is ancient... That is why... Its all junk parts paired with modern GPU to fool people into buying it... I got a 13th gen intel, 32GB of RAM, RTX 4060Ti, 144Hz QHD monitor with HDR support and RGB keyboard with RED Switches and I paid 900 bucks xD...

  • @agentegg5532
    @agentegg5532 11 місяців тому +14

    Hi Austin gotta say ur videos are fun to watch so keep it up ❤

  • @00switchblade84
    @00switchblade84 11 місяців тому +1

    Awesome video but why was the phone censored at the end? Testing an unreleased phone or something??

  • @SmoloTHEKloWn
    @SmoloTHEKloWn 11 місяців тому

    I use heavy metal to fall asleep peacefully.

  • @meeponyt
    @meeponyt 11 місяців тому +1

    and nobody notices the new channel icon? finally after like 5 years or smth like that LOL

  • @ARandomInternetUser08
    @ARandomInternetUser08 11 місяців тому

    "I bet you know what 1mm feels like", dayummmmmmmmmm

  • @Cloud_Strife0811
    @Cloud_Strife0811 11 місяців тому +1

    I love how they all pronounce Caribbean wrong🤣🤣

  • @juggawest
    @juggawest 11 місяців тому +1

    YOUR BATTERY IS FULLY CHARGED! YOUR BABY CAN TELL YOU WHAT NEEDS TO BE DONE, BOTTLE PLEASE, NEW DIAPER, I WOULD LIKE KITTY! WIFE IS ALWAYS SATISFIED!

  • @DavieBoiMusic402
    @DavieBoiMusic402 11 місяців тому +1

    Mystery Tech is starting to feel like Sponsor Tech and I can't be the only one that feels like this......

  • @adrianfacio3732
    @adrianfacio3732 10 місяців тому

    Holy FUCK I had that Mickey Mouse tv for YEARS as my bedroom tv 😭😭😭 WHAT A THROWBACK!!!!

  • @COBHC8890
    @COBHC8890 11 місяців тому

    Hmm....I would of given him the other "Pirates" movie we all know about. 🤣

  • @mobnishi251
    @mobnishi251 11 місяців тому +1

    2:30 this lineup locks sus 😹

  • @monx1983
    @monx1983 11 місяців тому

    my 99$ Acoustic Sheep SleepPhones is comfortable and doesn't cost an arm & a leg. had them for almost 5 years now.

  • @TheZoenGaming
    @TheZoenGaming 11 місяців тому

    How durable are the Philips Sleep Headphones? For $250 they need to last for 3-4 years without breaking, and that's a challenger for something that you put more than 10 lbs of weight on part of. for 8 hours.

  • @TheCommanderTaco
    @TheCommanderTaco 11 місяців тому

    Don't forget the surface pro is also touchscreen which adds alot of cost, and people for some reason feel they need a touch screen lol.

  • @brake_4_cake
    @brake_4_cake 11 місяців тому

    The LCD foe the mini Atari should have HDMI on it. Maybe even USB.

  • @Daddy-.-
    @Daddy-.- 11 місяців тому

    *movie time*
    Hold on let me charge my tray up first.

  • @eSHOPFinds
    @eSHOPFinds 11 місяців тому

    Austin's reactions are priceless, and you can't help but laugh and be amazed at the quirky and fascinating gadgets he discovers. Buckle up for a tech adventure like no other!

  • @rohitaswal2464
    @rohitaswal2464 11 місяців тому

    Ken holding mystery tech

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy 11 місяців тому

    WTH is Ken wearing here!? He looks like if my 80 year old grandma tried to dress like Andre 3000 in the early 2ks! 😂💀

  • @Tholi
    @Tholi 11 місяців тому +1

    Ken is going through a lot14:33

  • @itarry4
    @itarry4 11 місяців тому

    I really enjoy the show, the format and the various ways you cover tech. It's accessible, easy and fun to watch but can anyone explain just what Ken does? I mean he barely talks and seems to sit on the couch and smile a lot?

  • @edwardfg
    @edwardfg 11 місяців тому

    there is also a Pirates Of The Caribbean Tv that goes with that dvd player

  • @srgarathnor
    @srgarathnor 11 місяців тому

    i want them to just get a bunch of empty boxes from mystery tech and just start whipping them at austin super hard :D

  • @sinner13halloweenfiend76
    @sinner13halloweenfiend76 11 місяців тому

    Not going to lie the Pirates of the Caribbean DVD players dope

  • @austinfallen
    @austinfallen 11 місяців тому

    The dvd player became infinitely better once you added Excalibur

  • @betterlatethannever4529
    @betterlatethannever4529 11 місяців тому

    3:16 a way to get around the free trials that require a card is to use an empty gift card

  • @ann1hilus
    @ann1hilus 11 місяців тому +1

    Y'all should take a look at the HP Envy Move. Just found out about it, and it looks like a pretty cool piece of tech.

  • @MrCrucifer
    @MrCrucifer 11 місяців тому

    I just watched a video in the last week with that Pirates of the Caribbean DVD player

  • @Jobocan.
    @Jobocan. 11 місяців тому

    The "Musicozy" sleep masks are weird. The box you have for them, I have several of the same box... all from different "companies". These are all made in the same place, using the same packaging, with sometimes different words/logos on the mask itself. They've been good to me (even though their durability is questionable, some I got to survive over a year, some just a few months), but I never bought the same one twice even though I get the same product (with some improvements sometimes.
    In fact, "musicozy" is one of the names I have not seen myself.

  • @GUMP3RT
    @GUMP3RT 11 місяців тому

    Loving the yuki tsunoda cap Ken

  • @therealest297
    @therealest297 11 місяців тому

    Those headphones are ridiculous, I already have to pay $250 for the headphones then a $35 subscription fee? Sleep is absolutely important but probably not for that much.

  • @Otterplus
    @Otterplus 11 місяців тому

    Those earplugs are great for motorcycle riding, but I don’t like the idea of putting something in my ear that I’ll likely drop. I’ll stick to my bulk pack of 3M foamies

  • @16driver16
    @16driver16 11 місяців тому

    The atari still has plastic flim on it on the console part that needs peeled for my OCD sake

  • @hannijobs
    @hannijobs 11 місяців тому +1

    Mystery Tech is Ken's phone

  • @johnwalton5576
    @johnwalton5576 11 місяців тому +1

    Very entertaining as always! Keep up the good work!

  • @zar7511
    @zar7511 11 місяців тому

    $3k plus for any laptop is insane. 2k for a laptop with an IPGU 512gb ssd 😂 its probably cheaper for Microsoft to use that form factor now too than a regular laptop, less material, but they out here charging a premium like its an industry first.

  • @benjidalad7562
    @benjidalad7562 11 місяців тому

    gotta love the fujiwara reference

  • @BayernMunchenFan11
    @BayernMunchenFan11 11 місяців тому

    i second the cracker barrel run.

  • @dirkjewitt5037
    @dirkjewitt5037 11 місяців тому

    I see you were playing the epic story of Liam Neason on the mickey TV.

  • @x7heDeviLx
    @x7heDeviLx 11 місяців тому

    The first item I kno it’s bad. But it’s from that Japanese miniature aesthetic where the functionality is second to the aesthetic