@@com0oan Bro, I'm so fucking ready to buy virtual property in a second-life clone game before "THE ZUCK" takes away my freewill with rouge neural-interface VR goggles!!!! Poggies!!!
Eleven years ago... It's hard to believe that it's been that long already. I remember messing with windows movie maker all the time because we didn't have internet. 😅
It's crazy how far we are today. I could perfectly clone your voice and have it speak any language we have, and then I could have a artificial intelligence have a computer generated high level debate about economic with AI Obama.
No internet? thats around 20 years ago for me .. we started with internet every three days for an hour or so, and in the rest of my computer time i loved to use the rpg maker 2k :D
I remember back when I had gotten my first-ever computer back in 2006, when the internet was still getting started. I was around 6 at that time. And one online game at that time was responsible for my young curious nature; *Roblox.* One of the first Roblox games I ever played was Rocketgamer10's "Survive a Train Crash Down a Waterfall!!!" Eventually, later in 2010... I found my way to UA-cam. I saw a bunch of videos that were made with "Unregistered HyperCam 2." It was mostly Roblox gameplay, Speakonia stuff...and even Angry German Kid. Damn, now I feel old. Don't you ever wish we could return to the glory days? Because I certainly do!
I bought my first pc in 2003. I was 17. I played non graphic online rpg games in the school library because I didn't have internet. Those were the days.
oh christ the memories we had back in the day as kids playing with this at home and in school. all the stupid sound effects it makes, brilliant brought back many lovely memories
One time my friend turned his computer volume all the way up and made Microsoft Sam say "FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT MS [8th Grade Teacher's Name] IS A BITCH FUCK" but said teacher was talking with another student so she didn't hear. Or she probably did and just didn't care anymore because it was the end of the year
was not expecting the yt algorithm to give me this banger of a throwback at 1am, the unregistered hypercam 2 watermark really brings the whole piece together
This is something to sink in actually. This is 1999. The text to speech sounds really great for a 1990's technology. Yes, it does sound riddiculous, but this was the best thing to have at that time.
How exactly is this 1999? The video was uploaded at the end of 2011. Even the description clearly states it was recorded on Windows 2000, which was not released until February 2000. It was recorded using HyperCam 2, which was not released until late April 2004. Arguably, much of Windows 11's code is 90's technology, or even 80's frankly, so I don't see how any of this is impressive or even interesting. Stephen Hawking used a much more primitive speech synthesis software from a far more ancient era, yet he was able to deliver perfectly coherent lectures in the early 90's. This technology wouldn't have been considered impressive even then, much less in the 00's. The Windows TTS was never not a meme, at least for people with no vision impairment condition.
@@NatiiixLP Ah yes, let me write an essay on how nothing in this world is interesting and how we should take everything for granted. This was definitely not interesting and impressive in an age where we were barely stepping down from floppy drives, oh no! If anything, if we were to introduce todays AI simulations, but in 1999, NOBODY would be impressed, it's child's play! By the way guys, ACKTHUALLY, did I mentiont that was recorded in 2000??? And not 1999? THAT IS A MAJOR FLAW THAT REQUIRES POINTING OUT!
@@_-TC Well, why spread lies on the Internet when you can NOT do that? Like, fr, when you have no fucking clue what you're saying, why are you trying to exaggerate something that you have absolutely zero knowledge of? God damn drama queens these days, always saying dumb bullshit, confusing poor passive observers who don't know any better with their lies.
@@LocalAnonOnTheInternet It's not about being impressive; it's about being right and not spewing rubbish pseudo-facts on the Internet by exaggerating numbers that you don't understand. Wow look at how impressive the technology was in 420 BC, [shows a picture of some random bullshit clearly from 2022], damn the ancient Romans must have been fucking geniuses.
The sound at 1:55 would fit pretty well for like a Earthbound fangame when you bash or idk, or maybe it's just me. Pretty good video, even thought I wasn't able to experience all of this myself at that time.
If someone were to ask cs engineers to make this sort of thing today, they would have sophisticated neural network AI models trained to sound like Microsoft Sam. Incredible how the technology has developed.
Amazing. The timing of the story works really, really well with Microsoft Sam’s delivery. I’m surprised that, based on the description, this text was made in just about one hour. Super well done. Had me dying of laughter. Bonus: cute 2011 vintage description intact.
history: PUT PITCH IN 150 Once upon a time in a land very far away, where everyone sounded like microsoft sam, this story happened Sam was a small boy with big dreams. "Some day, I will be a famous microsoft narrator." Sam said to himself. Little did he know that the enemy was closing in on him in a jeep. "get the boy!" the enemy commander said. In the distance, sam heard a motor running m'm'm'm'm'm''''''''''''''''''''''' "That sounds like an enemy jeep!" sam yelled As the jeep came over the hill, the enemy commander yelled to his troops, "There he is! get him!" they started shooting at him m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'''''''''''''mmmmmm mmm m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm "I'd better get to my ROFLoopter!" sam yelled. As he ran to the roficopter, he heard bullets wizzing by him ste ste ste ste ste ste sfe Sam got inside the rollcopter and the blades started turning. soi soi soi soi soi soi Soon he was in the air and the blades were turning quickly, soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi He armed the chain guns and started shooting at the enemy jeep. tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tche tchetche tchetche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tchetche tchetche tche tchetche "Oh no!" the enemy commander yelled. "He has chain guns!" everybody bailed out of the jeep just in time because ten seconds later, the jeep blew up. m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'''''''''' tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche pewpewpew pfififf "Oh no the jeep blew up!" yelled the enemy commander. Sam started dropping bombs. e The bombs hit the ground. dt. dt. df. It was an all out firefight. All you could hear was soysoysoy tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tchetche tchetche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tchetche tche tchetche tchetche tche tche tche tche tche tche sf'st's Ppt pt pt sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'shish'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'shish'shm m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm''''''''''m'm'm'm p'pf wt wi wf wi wiwi wi bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb pk's'h'e fts: TO BE CONTINUED!!! !z'z'z'z soysoysoysoysoy didi p'sh'ch
It was a very immersive experience. The future is now.
A glimpse at the metaverse
@@com0oan Bro, I'm so fucking ready to buy virtual property in a second-life clone game before "THE ZUCK" takes away my freewill with rouge neural-interface VR goggles!!!! Poggies!!!
Bro theres no sound
@@lolsoinaI was so confused why everyone commented on how good this sounds lmao
@@gandalf1783 same
"to be continued"
Last online: 8 years ago
kinda wanted a second part
12 years later lmao
@@VossyGTR who you? sorry idk you bro im sorry
@@kitsuncreations2 who are you talking to?
@@HappyGaminz your mo-
he mustve deleted his comment idc
its amazing that of all things it pronounces roflcopter perfectly.
Well there really isn't any other way it could be pronounced, especially considering this voice has the cot-caught and father-bother mergers.
Anime commander
@@enricobianchi4499 The voice also has the soy-:chef's kiss: merger, so all the bets are off, really.
It's sad that Microsoft Sam is gone.
But I still have him on my very old computer.
you could probably use a virtual machine and load up an old system and have sam on there? I'm not sure about that tho
Microsoft removing him is an unforgivable sin.
@@bbear3886 yep
Sapi4 has a Sam voice, it’s less glitchy.
You can't just leave us on a 12 year cliffhanger
looking at you gabe newell
Eleven years ago... It's hard to believe that it's been that long already. I remember messing with windows movie maker all the time because we didn't have internet. 😅
BRO, CAN RELATE.
It's crazy how far we are today.
I could perfectly clone your voice and have it speak any language we have, and then I could have a artificial intelligence have a computer generated high level debate about economic with AI Obama.
this is relatable af
No internet? thats around 20 years ago for me .. we started with internet every three days for an hour or so, and in the rest of my computer time i loved to use the rpg maker 2k :D
not eleven, most likely. very old videos are often much older than their upload date
Bro
>unregistered hypercam
>mictosoft sam
>old UI
>innovative onomatopoeia
10/10
legendary
Internet was made for this.
1337 experience.
@@JestanYT le epic 1337
"innovative onomatopoeia" needs to be a genre of memes
Only stories of Legend deserve to be recorded by "Unregistered HyperCam 2".
I remember back when I had gotten my first-ever computer back in 2006, when the internet was still getting started.
I was around 6 at that time. And one online game at that time was responsible for my young curious nature; *Roblox.*
One of the first Roblox games I ever played was Rocketgamer10's "Survive a Train Crash Down a Waterfall!!!"
Eventually, later in 2010...
I found my way to UA-cam. I saw a bunch of videos that were made with "Unregistered HyperCam 2."
It was mostly Roblox gameplay, Speakonia stuff...and even Angry German Kid.
Damn, now I feel old. Don't you ever wish we could return to the glory days? Because I certainly do!
Oh ya I do, and I'm a bit older than you lol
Cool
This one kinda sucks tho sorry
I bought my first pc in 2003. I was 17. I played non graphic online rpg games in the school library because I didn't have internet. Those were the days.
1:31 The df' df' df' part actually sounds exactly like a helicopter!
omfg true
Gosh
It'll never beat soi though
Hatsune Miku's grandfather tells her about his time in sarajevo
oh christ the memories we had back in the day as kids playing with this at home and in school. all the stupid sound effects it makes, brilliant brought back many lovely memories
One time my friend turned his computer volume all the way up and made Microsoft Sam say "FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIT MS [8th Grade Teacher's Name] IS A BITCH FUCK" but said teacher was talking with another student so she didn't hear. Or she probably did and just didn't care anymore because it was the end of the year
was not expecting the yt algorithm to give me this banger of a throwback at 1am, the unregistered hypercam 2 watermark really brings the whole piece together
🤝
You won't hear a story more enticing than this.
This is something to sink in actually. This is 1999. The text to speech sounds really great for a 1990's technology. Yes, it does sound riddiculous, but this was the best thing to have at that time.
How exactly is this 1999?
The video was uploaded at the end of 2011.
Even the description clearly states it was recorded on Windows 2000, which was not released until February 2000.
It was recorded using HyperCam 2, which was not released until late April 2004.
Arguably, much of Windows 11's code is 90's technology, or even 80's frankly, so I don't see how any of this is impressive or even interesting.
Stephen Hawking used a much more primitive speech synthesis software from a far more ancient era, yet he was able to deliver perfectly coherent lectures in the early 90's. This technology wouldn't have been considered impressive even then, much less in the 00's. The Windows TTS was never not a meme, at least for people with no vision impairment condition.
@@NatiiixLP Ah yes, let me write an essay on how nothing in this world is interesting and how we should take everything for granted. This was definitely not interesting and impressive in an age where we were barely stepping down from floppy drives, oh no! If anything, if we were to introduce todays AI simulations, but in 1999, NOBODY would be impressed, it's child's play! By the way guys, ACKTHUALLY, did I mentiont that was recorded in 2000??? And not 1999? THAT IS A MAJOR FLAW THAT REQUIRES POINTING OUT!
@@NatiiixLP You're not impressive by any standard.
@@_-TC Well, why spread lies on the Internet when you can NOT do that? Like, fr, when you have no fucking clue what you're saying, why are you trying to exaggerate something that you have absolutely zero knowledge of? God damn drama queens these days, always saying dumb bullshit, confusing poor passive observers who don't know any better with their lies.
@@LocalAnonOnTheInternet It's not about being impressive; it's about being right and not spewing rubbish pseudo-facts on the Internet by exaggerating numbers that you don't understand. Wow look at how impressive the technology was in 420 BC, [shows a picture of some random bullshit clearly from 2022], damn the ancient Romans must have been fucking geniuses.
This is the type of content the internet needs today
Magical. I can't believe the UA-cam mobile app neutered this masterpiece.
Yeah what’s going on? I am hearing no audio.
Same, why?
It’s fine for me
It works now but I can attest it used to have no audio on the app for seemingly no reason when it would work fine on browser
hey click gear emoji and click more settings, click stable volume.
Such an amazing story. It pulls you to sleep better than any lullaby.
Microsoft sam brings back so many memories for me.
It’s so odd that I can’t hear this on my UA-cam app but I can on Safari
Same
Crazy. Thought there was a running joke or something
@@foopymaster1757yeah me too
Reopened the video and app and nothing… thought it was a prank.
Same, weird
The sound at 1:55 would fit pretty well for like a Earthbound fangame when you bash or idk, or maybe it's just me. Pretty good video, even thought I wasn't able to experience all of this myself at that time.
Lol I hear it
1:30 this actually soudns like a helicopter wtf
Let's hope the algorithm catches this one now
Here i am)
Here i am)
yepp
Incredible journey of loss and redemption
Thrilling from start to finish
0:52 everybody gangsta until Microsoft Sam became an unholy demonic creature
Thank you for your service Microsoft Sam. truly a war hero to inspire us all
Hearing Microsoft Sam saying roflcopter will never, ever get old.
"The war... the war never changes"
this is like playing with toys and making up stories while making sound effects as a kid
May the algorithm gods bless this video, this is a true hidden gem
It has now!
How many memories this has bought back
Someone took the audio, can’t have shit in detroit 😔
Oh, it's perfect. A blast of nostalgia for something I never had.
I love when youtube randomly recommends me old videos like this.
Underrated gem from depth of times.
Bless youtube recommendations
If someone were to ask cs engineers to make this sort of thing today, they would have sophisticated neural network AI models trained to sound like Microsoft Sam. Incredible how the technology has developed.
If you asked cs engineers to make this today, it would take up 200 gb and crash as soon as it tried to pronounce an emoji
It should be a famous masterpiece...
We will remember you Sam. You were the best.
Amazing. The timing of the story works really, really well with Microsoft Sam’s delivery. I’m surprised that, based on the description, this text was made in just about one hour. Super well done. Had me dying of laughter. Bonus: cute 2011 vintage description intact.
who else also got recommended to this masterpiece?
This is gold.
Thank you, this is an actual gem. I wish this was more popular
And here it is! The secret to making sound effects for Blockbuster action movies!
now because i watched the entire video and commented and liked the video there is a chance the algorithm will start sending this to everyone
This is high art. And that was a double entendre
I remember typing heinous things for Ms Sam to say on the family computer, turning up the speakers to max and then blaming it on my brother 😂
I just got this in my recommendations and this is a masterpiece from 12 years ago. I had a good laugh
That boy grew up to be Swagmaster6969696969
this is way funnier than it has any right to be
more entertaining than most movies nowadays :D
This was the battle where Batu Khan fought valiantly to the bitter end
Even today it’s a classic
Incredible. Truly. This is where we peaked.
beautiful made me tear up 11/10
THIS IS SO GOOD
WHY AM I ONLY SEEING THIS NOW IN 2024???
this was the most gut wrecking and authentic narrative story i ever heard
12 years ago...
Its sad because 12 years ago is 2012.
I miss the time where 12 years ago was 2008.
i miss the time where 12 years ago was 1995
I miss the time where 12 years ago was 2500 BCE.
what a relic
hello youtuber man that i have never seen before
A certified 2011 classic.
that soi will forever stick in my head
Well this is a blast from the past. Simpler times.
Ancient internet museum
1:53 The first ever recorded use of the word "soy" in a meme-y manner
And the only one that should stick.
gripping story telling, immersive experience, great sound effects
this is the best video i have seen in my entire life
Swag before he worked on smg4:
This + a GPT model would make for such good content lol
"The anime commander"
You know, you gotta hand it to Microsoft Sam, it may have not known how to pronounce some things, but it gives it it's best shot
for some reason people are saying they cant hear it..?
twelve years later
still waiting for more
I miss u sam.
PERFECT!
finnaly found the oldest comment
Me too my brotha @@johnbubble5347
yes!
This hit me at a right moment. I have tears in my eyes. Thank you le old internet.
Original "I need more bollets" guy
Is the audio broken for anyone else?
yeah nothing there for some reason.
no
No
It's funny how so many people discovered Microsoft Sam, and then decided to type random stuff to see how it sounds
I had a similar program that came with my Soundblaster 16. Endless fun
This feels both ahead of its time and hugely historical
most beautiful story ive ever heard
history: PUT PITCH IN 150
Once upon a time in a land very far away, where everyone sounded like microsoft sam, this story happened
Sam was a small boy with big dreams.
"Some day, I will be a famous microsoft narrator." Sam said to himself. Little did he know that the enemy was closing in on him in a jeep.
"get the boy!" the enemy commander said.
In the distance, sam heard a motor running m'm'm'm'm'm'''''''''''''''''''''''
"That sounds like an enemy jeep!" sam yelled
As the jeep came over the hill, the enemy commander yelled to his troops, "There he is! get him!" they started shooting at him m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'''''''''''''mmmmmm mmm
m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm
"I'd better get to my ROFLoopter!" sam yelled. As he ran to the roficopter, he heard bullets wizzing by him ste ste ste ste ste ste sfe Sam got inside the rollcopter and the blades started turning. soi soi soi soi soi soi
Soon he was in the air and the blades were turning quickly, soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
He armed the chain guns and started shooting at the enemy jeep. tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tche tchetche tchetche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tchetche tchetche tche tchetche
"Oh no!" the enemy commander yelled. "He has chain guns!"
everybody bailed out of the jeep just in time because ten seconds later, the jeep blew up. m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'''''''''' tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche pewpewpew pfififf "Oh no the jeep blew up!" yelled the enemy commander. Sam started dropping bombs. e
The bombs hit the ground. dt. dt. df. It was an all out firefight. All you could hear was soysoysoy tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tchetche tchetche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tche tchetche tchetche tche tchetche tchetche tche tche tche tche tche tche sf'st's Ppt pt pt sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'shish'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'sh'shish'shm
m'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm'm''''''''''m'm'm'm p'pf wt wi wf wi wiwi wi bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb pk's'h'e fts: TO BE CONTINUED!!!
!z'z'z'z soysoysoysoysoy didi p'sh'ch
1:38 All you could hear wah- SOI SOI SOI
It makes me want to have Microsoft Sam as my storytelling grandpa telling me his experience during war.
10 years later and im fucking crying at this, I have literal tears from laughter
sam’s high pitched voice lmao
Oh, god this is fantastic, also rip sam...
Legends speak of a registered HyperCam 2 copy still waiting to be found.
Is the AI I have been hearing so much about recently?
Dead silence.
How have I never seen this? This is the most wholesome thing I have literally ever seen omg. Good times ;-;
I have waited 12 years for next episode
Where da sound at
It's like opening up someone's time capsule.
11years later the algorithm hits
peak cinema
This needs to be preserved at the Library of Congress!
Beautiful.
Brings a tear to my eye
Swagmaster69 is Microsoft Sam’s son.
Truly an amazing story i can't wait for the rest of it.
Even today's TTS cannot make these sound effects
This podcast is so good