A Literary Analysis of Google Chrome's T-Rex Runner

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  • @IkeSantiago
    @IkeSantiago 6 років тому +2931

    I find it quite intriguing that you can only play this game when there is no Internet connection. Of course, there was no Internet during the Jurassic and Cretaceous periods, so it just adds to overall immersion.

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 5 років тому +13

      Just disconnect your internet and have fun! lol :P

    • @allisonbolton7868
      @allisonbolton7868 3 роки тому +13

      this comment was posted 2 years ago and in all that time it has been the only thing that has brought me joy

    • @oracle8192
      @oracle8192 3 роки тому +1

      @@allisonbolton7868 agreed

    • @Kaamber101
      @Kaamber101 3 роки тому

      you can play it if you have a connection. all you have to do is google it

    • @lacuna3693
      @lacuna3693 3 роки тому +3

      @@Kaamber101 that ruins the atmosphere of the game

  • @MrFlyingLamma
    @MrFlyingLamma 6 років тому +1719

    In this video: Joseph proves he can talk nonsensical intellectual bullshit for 12 minutes straight and still capture my attention throughout.

    • @eieiejjr
      @eieiejjr 3 роки тому +21

      He hypnotizes his viewers

    • @Turisteiro291
      @Turisteiro291 3 роки тому +25

      As someone who started Uni introduction to Literary Analysis...
      The fucker actually knew what he was talking about

    • @adaptorperish1322
      @adaptorperish1322 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah, the worst part is, some parts connect and make some sense.

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 роки тому +20

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

    • @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013
      @iusethisnameformygoogleacc1013 2 роки тому +12

      It isn't nonsensical, at least not for a while - a *ton* of it seems to be a brutal indictment of the Dark Souls style of storytelling, honestly.

  • @palrob1714
    @palrob1714 6 років тому +3572

    You know who else was tempted in a desert? That's right, Jesus Christ. Makes you think.

    • @toastofcatbread3207
      @toastofcatbread3207 6 років тому +192

      He uploaded this on Easter too, which is clearly the intended holiday for this video. This is no coincidence - we need more analysis!

    • @shook_man_18
      @shook_man_18 6 років тому +36

      You're on to something

    • @joshuacurrey4722
      @joshuacurrey4722 6 років тому +32

      And the t-Rex runner is keeping him from the sins of anime, sexy overwatch and the witcher!

    • @jojolafrite90
      @jojolafrite90 4 роки тому +3

      Except that person you are referring never even existed. Yeah, yeah, I know it's a joke. But still your joke assumes people believe in that.

    • @miletguillen7880
      @miletguillen7880 4 роки тому +50

      @@jojolafrite90 hey guys i found the atheist

  • @Kurai_69420
    @Kurai_69420 6 років тому +584

    No joke, I had no idea the down key did anything, I thought it was just jump.

    • @yasminafarih3681
      @yasminafarih3681 3 роки тому +8

      So did i

    • @RoamingAdhocrat
      @RoamingAdhocrat 3 роки тому +34

      This is why we need people like Joseph.

    • @grimmisascorchmain9486
      @grimmisascorchmain9486 3 роки тому +4

      Also doesn't work on mobile. You can only jump

    • @wp2837
      @wp2837 3 роки тому +2

      I used to think the same until I once accidentally hit the down key and my mind was blown.

    • @thonk7611
      @thonk7611 3 роки тому +2

      @@wp2837 as someone who consistently gets over 10000 i can confirm that the downkey is unironically vital to getting score

  • @henjwer97
    @henjwer97 6 років тому +5158

    I’m convinced that Joseph can’t make a video under 10 minutes

    • @amirs5512
      @amirs5512 6 років тому +65

      gotta get that sweet youtube mula

    • @NotTzeentch
      @NotTzeentch 6 років тому +167

      I was expecting it to be 1:00:01

    • @ghosface353
      @ghosface353 6 років тому +83

      That's why he never make a "I'm live on twitch" video to announce his stream. Does 15 seconds videos would be 15 minutes long. He can't help himself.

    • @MasterRoyalSnow
      @MasterRoyalSnow 6 років тому +15

      It's a meta joke that he made it so long lol

    • @j19aiden91
      @j19aiden91 6 років тому +3

      He came close...

  • @TheManofThings777
    @TheManofThings777 6 років тому +858

    This game is the Dark Souls of Google Chrome.

    • @burnedbits8717
      @burnedbits8717 6 років тому +33

      Desphinx this comment is the Dark Souls of youtube comments

  • @TheBornageFobbie
    @TheBornageFobbie 6 років тому +2041

    The tabs:
    0:00
    mercy devil skin
    mercy witch skin
    mercy just skin
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    0:23
    cowboy bebop fan theo...
    analysis of neon genesis...
    anime like persona 5
    sailor moon spinoffs
    anime copied dark souls...
    berserk not eminem
    hentai senpai meaning?
    Typed in: who is hotter rei or asuka
    2:39
    ocarina of time overrated...
    the last of us flaws
    mario64 more like 6bore...
    monster hunter world su...
    halflife-2 is a bad game
    gta? more like gtgay
    contrarianism for dummies
    Typed in: most overrated games of all time
    3:46
    cowboy bebop fan theo...
    analysis of neon genesis...
    anime like persona 5
    sailor moon spinoffs
    anime copied dark souls...
    berserk not eminem
    hentai senpai meaning?
    Typed in: who is hotter rei or asuka
    4:24
    ...6bore...
    monster hunter world su...
    halflife-2 is a bad game
    gta? more like gtgay
    contrarianism for dummies
    Typed in: most overrated games of all time
    4:52
    ...maries...
    triss or yennifer
    shani worst girl
    cyberpunk 2077 release...
    what is a witcher anyway...
    Typed in: geralt gerald garudo ranaldo garshasp
    5:43
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    8:08
    ocarina of time overrated...
    the last of us flaws
    mario64 more like 6bore...
    monster hunter world su...
    halflife-2 is a bad game
    gta? more like gtgay
    contrarianism for dummies
    Typed in: most overrated games of all time
    9:52
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    10:02
    reasons to delay a video
    witcher 3 let's plays
    witcher book summaries
    triss or yennifer
    shani worst girl
    cyberpunk 2077 release...
    what is a witcher anyway...
    Typed in: geralt gerald garudo ranaldo garshasp
    11:14
    mercy devil skin
    mercy witch skin
    mercy just skin
    mercy rule 34 analysis
    windowmaker pleb taste
    where to buy mercy cosp...
    mercy in 2b outfit
    Typed in: did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?
    11:34
    cowboy bebop fan theo...
    analysis of neon genesis...
    anime like persona 5
    sailor moon spinoffs
    anime copied dark souls...
    berserk not eminem
    hentai senpai meaning?
    Typed in: who is hotter rei or asuka

    • @koalazaziga
      @koalazaziga 6 років тому +39

      TheBornageFobbie ❤

    • @victorgarcias8787
      @victorgarcias8787 5 років тому +88

      Doing God's work

    • @sarkhan_guy
      @sarkhan_guy 5 років тому +31

      Asuka

    • @OrchidAlloy
      @OrchidAlloy 4 роки тому +91

      "mercy just skin" lmaoo

    • @tcoren1
      @tcoren1 4 роки тому +41

      Internet Interviews I like the implications of hentai senpai meaning? - it implies he is familiar with the term from hentai rather than anime.
      Also, joe is an excellent shitposter, but if he was the genuine article it would be “did anyone else know there’s a game based on the *overlook* porn characters”

  • @danolive6950
    @danolive6950 5 років тому +577

    Great analysis of this masterpiece, I'd just like to point out a mistake...
    8:15 The pterosaurs in the game look a lot more like Pteranodon than Pterodactylus. As everyone knows, Pteranodon and T. rex did coexist, making the game scientifically accurate.

    • @Tom_Quixote
      @Tom_Quixote 3 роки тому +10

      I scroll a long time for comments like this.

    • @wolpard2033
      @wolpard2033 3 роки тому +42

      On the contrary, while the animal depicted is Pteranodon, it still was not a contemporary of Tyrannosaurus. While they were both animals of the late Cretaceous, Pteranodon lived during the Coniacian and Santonian stages, while Tyrannosaurus lived during the Maastrichtian. It's an easy detail to miss. Despite his error on the proper Pterosaur genus, Anderson's analysis still holds.

    • @danolive6950
      @danolive6950 3 роки тому +25

      @@wolpard2033 Damn, you're quite right. I should've said "pteranodontids" or something. He's still wrong about it being a Pterodactylus tho lol

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 роки тому +6

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

    • @jordanspencer2157
      @jordanspencer2157 2 роки тому

      Cactus

  • @hamishwoodland7424
    @hamishwoodland7424 6 років тому +1224

    To be fair, this was an impressive achievement in dragging out something that didn’t need to be dragged out. I’m getting school flashbacks.

    • @chewviewleonardo6511
      @chewviewleonardo6511 5 років тому +10

      All teachers call out to these students to stop their tangents away from the topic.

    • @samuelthompson5299
      @samuelthompson5299 4 роки тому +2

      DemonicLeo I think he’s talking about the many pointless revision lessons that you go through

    • @franjaff6919
      @franjaff6919 4 роки тому +8

      >To be fair, this was an impressive achievement in dragging out something that didn’t need to be dragged out
      You just described every Joseph Anderson review.

  • @cokeMONSTERps3
    @cokeMONSTERps3 6 років тому +2596

    Joseph "I'm not a weaboo" Anderson

  • @cenesm
    @cenesm 6 років тому +219

    "Did anyone else know that there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?" god damn genius
    9:52

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 роки тому +3

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

  • @NateIsLame
    @NateIsLame 6 років тому +289

    i'm not crying you are

    • @henrycrabs3497
      @henrycrabs3497 3 роки тому +1

      SILENCE VERIFIED

    • @christopher4227
      @christopher4227 3 роки тому

      Bababoi

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 роки тому

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

  • @maxcohen7512
    @maxcohen7512 6 років тому +215

    "Chekov's Gun is a real thing that every professor keeps in their desk to bash you over the head" i think is the most i've cracked up all day.

  • @i_am_ergo
    @i_am_ergo 6 років тому +2765

    This is the only joke I've ever seen or heard on any April 1st that qualifies for a joke.
    And it's bloody amazing. The search tabs kept me giggling all throughout.

    • @IWantToStayAtYourHouse
      @IWantToStayAtYourHouse 6 років тому +18

      Search up tierzoo, and his newest video ranking cryptids.

    • @kaison12205
      @kaison12205 6 років тому +6

      Horn hub is a great pornhub April fools joke

    • @Schwallex
      @Schwallex 6 років тому +7

      This is the most drawn-out joke ever created. Started to wear thin very quickly. To the extent that I closed the video in frustration.
      And I am saying that in my capacity as someone who's watched every single one of Joseph's other videos to the end. Many of them several times over. Yes, including all the streams. Yes, including Xenoblade Chronicles 2.
      This video here certainly is a joke, but not in the sense intended by the creator. What a waste of time and talent.

    • @i_am_ergo
      @i_am_ergo 6 років тому +62

      Schwallex
      Nah, nah, nah, nah. You don't understand. It was executed _perfectly_ in line with Joseph's intention. Maybe this type of humor just isn't up your alley. And that's fine. See, there's this couple of British stand-up comedians named Richard Herring and Stewart Lee who used to be a duo, but have been flying solo for a while now. Well, they both deliver this exact type of comedy, more so Lee, where jokes are intentionally drawn out and the sprawling, repetitive, even somewhat droning delivery _is_ the punchline, or at least half of it. I love it, and many other people do too. It's fine if you don't. Not all jokes are for everyone. Example. Q: How many babies can you fit in a double stroller? A: Depends on the chopping method. See? Not for everyone.

    • @EricMalette
      @EricMalette 6 років тому +18

      Semyon Galtsev Agreed: it went way over his head if he didn't enjoy it. The joke is to do a long a deep review AS A JOKE lol, and it's full of his typical ramblings about video games. It was perfectly clever and deserves a watch.

  • @XxWaffleMan154xX
    @XxWaffleMan154xX 4 роки тому +78

    I’m in love with how you can make a meme video that actually suspends my disbelief and makes me think “yo shit he might be onto something about this T. rex”

  • @yomchy1729
    @yomchy1729 6 років тому +305

    Google employee: hey I made this joke game on my spare time want to make it an Easter on google
    Boss: sure
    Joseph: this game goes beyond comprehension

    • @lol-dm8wx
      @lol-dm8wx 3 роки тому

      *chrome. how do you feel? to be such a bumbling idiot that you mix up two of the largest browsers in the world? i hope you are happy with yourself

    • @shadysam7161
      @shadysam7161 3 роки тому

      @@lol-dm8wx stfu pedantic necro poster.

    • @lol-dm8wx
      @lol-dm8wx 3 роки тому

      Shady Sam no u

    • @bluegraoyt6731
      @bluegraoyt6731 3 роки тому

      u can hack the game bro: ua-cam.com/video/I-A6JmXsfgY/v-deo.html&t

    • @np-cos4065
      @np-cos4065 3 роки тому

      @@lol-dm8wx Isn't it "Google Chrome," a search engine? Google is just the browser but Google Chrome is what they were talking about.
      Also, what's with the random insults? One little mistake shouldn't piss someone off so much, I hope you're happy with *yourself.*

  • @imaginaryfanboy
    @imaginaryfanboy 6 років тому +1480

    WHAT IN THE ACTUAL HECK I'VE BEEN PLAYING THIS FOR YEARS AND I NEVER KNEW HE COULD DUCK
    MIND = BLOWN

    • @kwazhims3lf
      @kwazhims3lf 6 років тому +1

      HAWhaw

    • @Obagus00
      @Obagus00 6 років тому +20

      How did you get further than 1000?

    • @danieln6613
      @danieln6613 6 років тому +59

      After all those years this game is stil full of surprises, it's a sign of a true masterpiece

    • @leticiabarreiros5621
      @leticiabarreiros5621 6 років тому +7

      seriously my whole life has been a lie

    • @trvenvt8265
      @trvenvt8265 6 років тому +2

      boi ur everywhere what are you doing with your life

  • @hemangchauhan2864
    @hemangchauhan2864 6 років тому +1762

    *"mercy rule 34 analysis"*
    *"mercy in 2b outfit"*
    Man of culture

    • @jakebarbie3831
      @jakebarbie3831 6 років тому +77

      Damn, man of culture who also shares his knowledge. Very nice.

    • @BrorealeK
      @BrorealeK 6 років тому +4

      Mercy? What's that? I only know of a Swiss-skin rug in Jeff Kaplan's smoking room that he's grotesquely obsessed with showing people.

    • @Jodv-
      @Jodv- 6 років тому

      Hemang Chauhan lmao

    • @marekadams6956
      @marekadams6956 6 років тому +4

      You forget "Where to buy mercy cosplay"

  • @youtubiu
    @youtubiu 6 років тому +261

    A shitpost to surpass the Cuphead Tutorial Analysis

    • @deadmaybejun6835
      @deadmaybejun6835 6 років тому +1

      Lucas V. Cuhead video was joke... And this one was posted on April 1st

    • @javito_an
      @javito_an 3 роки тому +1

      I don't know if it was intentional but I read this with Revolver Ocelot's voice.
      A weapon... to surpass Metal Gear...

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 2 роки тому

      Joseph : subnautica story make no sense
      Also Joseph: T. rex runner story is a masterpiece

  • @gerardoalexiscarvajaluc4814
    @gerardoalexiscarvajaluc4814 5 років тому +114

    "This is a tragic story of exile, guilt and self inflicted punishment."
    10/5 Amazing

  • @tenbeat
    @tenbeat 6 років тому +353

    "reasons to delay a video" "witcher 3 let's plays"

  • @rudolphbloom
    @rudolphbloom 6 років тому +246

    Oh man. The lore in the tabs

    • @DrEcho
      @DrEcho 6 років тому +2

      the world-building

    • @darthr0xas363
      @darthr0xas363 6 років тому +4

      The porn.

    • @kduhtdkzrt
      @kduhtdkzrt 6 років тому

      Victor Fermino I hope they are unintentional spoilers for upcoming episodes.

  • @BreninWatson
    @BreninWatson 6 років тому +240

    “Mercy Rule 34 Analysis” 😂😂

    • @waveemann8857
      @waveemann8857 6 років тому +24

      "Mercy Without Skin" got me

    • @Sunny_Haven
      @Sunny_Haven 5 років тому +15

      The one that got me was "did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?".

  • @vcrbetamax
    @vcrbetamax 6 років тому +211

    In his pursuit to make something inartistic, he has created art. I guess we all can't escape our destiny...

  • @antonioklaic4839
    @antonioklaic4839 6 років тому +218

    Note the text under the game.
    "There is no internet connection".
    It may be a part of the game. The dinosaur's crave and shame represents our crave for internet, and the shame we feel as we are self-concious of this addiction.
    We know it's unhealthy to sit and stare at a screen for extended periods of time, and that knowledge makes us feel guilt and shame when we succumb to tge addiction.
    But when we try to run away from it, indulge in other activities or hobbies, we still feel the crave and the need to go back to our shelter, to our most advanced form of entertainment -The Internet.
    Each restart is a new attempt to escape the addiction, but it, just as everything, has to end someday, so we end up failing and succumbing to our primal instincts and cravings of the internet.

    • @lacuna3693
      @lacuna3693 3 роки тому

      Metaphor for connection to society

  • @iliasa.5298
    @iliasa.5298 6 років тому +340

    The tabs, though.

    • @zacherylouis8660
      @zacherylouis8660 6 років тому +35

      The url bar is even better

    • @thelordelric8424
      @thelordelric8424 6 років тому +26

      he's a man of the highest culture

    • @drachmalius6126
      @drachmalius6126 6 років тому +28

      I was gonna say the same thing! This is a quality video with many layers that must be examined and interpreted. Hopefully we can all come to a respectful agreement on the deeper meaning

    • @Razor1Name
      @Razor1Name 6 років тому +11

      I fucking lost it at "hentai senpai meaning?"

    • @hemangchauhan2864
      @hemangchauhan2864 6 років тому +9

      "mercy rule 34 analysis"
      "mercy in 2b outfit"
      Man of culture

  • @estone1256
    @estone1256 4 роки тому +19

    The deserty setting of this work of literary art caused me to remember the wise words of Anakin Skywalker(and the best writing I have ever seen): "I don't like sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere. Not like here. Here everything is soft and smooth."

  • @blame4889
    @blame4889 5 років тому +25

    When you need to make a 1k word essay from a picture

  • @TwiCaCaX
    @TwiCaCaX 6 років тому +302

    when your teacher ask you to write an essay on why the author used the word blue in his poem, and you go on to explain how much it symbolizes whatever shit and that it hints the authors background and family influences on his current views on humanity but really its just because he/she likes that colour.

    • @Alienrun
      @Alienrun 5 років тому +2

      Basically this lols :P

    • @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542
      @pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542 5 років тому +9

      The art of overanalysing, every English teacher's favorite activity. That and being prescriptivists.
      Some teachers use it as a way to get you to expand on ideas and reinforce them regardless if it's overanalysing bullshit or not, others actually believe the shit and continue to teach straight garbage to English majors, who end up working at bakerys being insufferable prescriptivists.
      *Note I have nothing against English majors, I do have something against prescriptivists though. Me and most linguists, and most of academia. I like to shop in the "insert prescriptivist nonsense corrections here because fuck common usage." fast lane.

    • @isaiahjjs8114
      @isaiahjjs8114 4 роки тому +1

      Flashback to William Carlos Williams red wheelbarrow

    • @RabbiHerschel
      @RabbiHerschel 2 роки тому +1

      @@pickleadaykeepsthedoctoraw5542 prescriptivism is based though.

  • @TheAfroMenace
    @TheAfroMenace 6 років тому +414

    Google Chrome's T-Rex Runner: It's No Masterpiece

  • @Hokies1970
    @Hokies1970 5 років тому +41

    10:01
    Wait... U S E L E S S?

  • @D0NUTSandwich
    @D0NUTSandwich 6 років тому +117

    God, some people don't understand the literary genius in the structure of this video. I look forward to the clearly foreshadowed Xenoblade Chronicles 2 review and thank you for the subtle update on your Witcher video series. Gripping commentary on the effects of hype in the gaming industry.
    Honestly the ignorance in the comments is shameful. Only someone with your intelectual finesse could densely fit so much nuance into this 12 minute video. Excellent as always.

    • @android19willpwn
      @android19willpwn 6 років тому +28

      Indeed. Can you imagine that some people think the Xenoblade footage was just a pun on the main character's name being Rex? As if Anderson were some hack making a cheap joke.

    • @Lo1ly
      @Lo1ly 6 років тому +3

      This video floored me. The dude is so talented.

  • @kingxerocole4616
    @kingxerocole4616 6 років тому +584

    I unironically blew my six year old cousin’s mind when I was stuck on this page and just started pressing the space bar, saying “I want to make that dinosaur run.”

    • @Alex-jo1dt
      @Alex-jo1dt 6 років тому +38

      how can you ironically or unironically blow someone's mind?

    • @099roar
      @099roar 6 років тому +19

      Literally or figuratively*

    • @matthewb-r488
      @matthewb-r488 6 років тому +115

      “I unironically blew my six year old cousin”

    • @099roar
      @099roar 6 років тому +4

      Subaru Conatoo, oof

    • @jopomeister
      @jopomeister 6 років тому +6

      "I unironically blew my six year old cousin"

  • @GameRevo
    @GameRevo 6 років тому +562

    Can't begin to imagine how long it took to get every single one of those clips that matched the footage... all for an April Fool's joke. Might want to get that checked out.

  • @user-ph2nu9ky4e
    @user-ph2nu9ky4e 6 років тому +67

    "Shani worst girl"
    *FIGHT ME*

    • @Barajuana
      @Barajuana 6 років тому +5

      Асен Доцински actual heresy

    • @z-teamchainingolem9064
      @z-teamchainingolem9064 6 років тому +7

      Асен Доцински I'm glad someone picked up on that. Shani is best girl of all

    • @TheRealSkycraft28
      @TheRealSkycraft28 5 років тому

      Wonderful woman

  • @nicolaiholmstoel6546
    @nicolaiholmstoel6546 5 років тому +5

    This could be a contender for the best video i have ever seen on youtube. No joke. The level of thought, skill and imagination needed to make a video like this about something so simple is deeply inspiring. 10/10 You earned a subscriber.

  • @guy3480
    @guy3480 6 років тому +179

    YOU CAN DUCK?! Dude i legit had no idea lmao

  • @SirSamTheThird
    @SirSamTheThird 6 років тому +581

    I mean I always thought it was about him running from his sexuality but what would I know...

    • @Alquimia572
      @Alquimia572 6 років тому +43

      SirSamTheThird IT IS OBVIOUSLY RUNNING AWAY FROM HIS ABUSIVE HOME HOW CAN ANYONE BE SO DUMB TO NOT SEE IT OMFG LMAO 😂😂😂 smh

    • @DaemianLucifer
      @DaemianLucifer 6 років тому +41

      He is obviously running from the angry nintendo fanboys because of that troll bait in the end.Oh,you mean the t-rex...

    • @Lumpfriend
      @Lumpfriend 6 років тому +5

      gta more like gtgay

    • @ShorkDork
      @ShorkDork 5 років тому

      The fuck

    • @ogwemman
      @ogwemman 3 роки тому

      Dinosaurs didnt have sex moron

  • @dylanporpoise2566
    @dylanporpoise2566 5 років тому +11

    Watching this in May of 2019, 3 minutes in I thought..."This is definitely an April Fool's video *checks post date* GODDAMNIT HE HAD ME SO INTRIGUED!"

  • @adaptorperish1322
    @adaptorperish1322 3 роки тому +5

    Thank you! I’m crying, this is so beautiful, so insightful, pure brilliance.
    This is so quotable.

  • @vvvbvereevvvv
    @vvvbvereevvvv 6 років тому +140

    Nice analysis as always, Joseph! Looking forward to your thoughts on Minesweeper!

  • @TurboButton
    @TurboButton 6 років тому +871

    Nice job Mandalore.

    • @therandomdickhead5744
      @therandomdickhead5744 6 років тому +58

      Turbo Button Hi mark brown didn't see you there

    • @Addsomehappy
      @Addsomehappy 6 років тому +63

      Why's Raycevick complimenting himself?

    • @somethingfunny8516
      @somethingfunny8516 6 років тому +7

      Addsomehappy that's not Raycevick, that's Joseph Anderson

    • @ISerathI
      @ISerathI 6 років тому +21

      He's actually How to Basic

    • @Inoka01
      @Inoka01 6 років тому +11

      This is really artsy for a Kreal plays video!

  • @Alter292
    @Alter292 3 роки тому +2

    It took me about halfway into the video until I felt compelled to see what day of the year this was released on. Had me going there for a good minute.

  • @AwYeahItsCake
    @AwYeahItsCake 6 років тому +1

    Thank you for making this, I never thought of T-rex runner in a way like you have. It's opened my special eyes for the very first time.

  • @hemangchauhan2864
    @hemangchauhan2864 6 років тому +535

    2:38 *"contrarianism for dummies"*

    • @Gannoh
      @Gannoh 6 років тому +19

      gta? more like gtgay

    • @MercurySG3M
      @MercurySG3M 6 років тому +33

      did anyone else know there’s a game based on the overwatch porn characters

    • @Gannoh
      @Gannoh 6 років тому +2

      Mercury bullshit

    • @swaws7810
      @swaws7810 6 років тому +8

      Mercury now I’m finally invested in Overwatch.

  • @Elite4W
    @Elite4W 6 років тому +111

    "Ocarina of Time Overrated"
    "The last of us flaws"
    "Mario 64 more like Mario 6bore"
    "monster hunter world sucks"
    "half-life 2 is a bad game"
    "gta? more like gtgay"
    "contrarianism for dummies"
    I love this kind of hidden humour you do. It's so rare but when it happens I can't help but smile.

    • @Elite4W
      @Elite4W 6 років тому +13

      Oh my god it changes every time that's dedication.

    • @pikistikman
      @pikistikman 6 років тому +4

      Half Life 2 isn't a great game

  • @fullthrottlewrx
    @fullthrottlewrx 4 роки тому

    spectacular analysis! very creative for the first day of April my friend! good on ya lad!

  • @jobforarockstar
    @jobforarockstar 6 років тому

    Bravo man, that was so entertaining. Loved the open tabs, that was a nice touch.

  • @JoviLevi
    @JoviLevi 6 років тому +159

    I yelped in excitement when I saw the thumbnail, and that it was *you* who uploaded it.
    Then I read the title. And recalled the date.
    I hate you.

    • @chriswolfe351
      @chriswolfe351 6 років тому

      Admit it, you would have watched knowing that he uploaded it on April 1, just to see what it was.

  • @rivon97
    @rivon97 6 років тому +62

    "Did anyone else know there's a game based on the overwatch porn characters?"
    Please enlighten me, papa

  • @Tricus
    @Tricus 5 років тому +7

    Current highscore is somewhere around 14k. It's nice to have an extra game to play when your ISP takes a big dump on you.

  • @whateverest1876
    @whateverest1876 6 років тому +1

    This video made me buy T-Rex Runner and preorder the sequel. I've probably played the game for 30 hours now and T-Rex Runner really has something to offer - telling the story of a baby-rex growing up, running through life from nothing and everything. Countless hours of amazing gameplay and of course amazing artwork.
    The choice of music in this one really confirms why this is my favourite UA-cam-channel. :-) Thank you so much for the informative, quality content!

  • @ticklemonster7956
    @ticklemonster7956 6 років тому +239

    Quality shitpost

  • @ChanUndSo
    @ChanUndSo 6 років тому +186

    I would say it is a masterpiece.
    I give it a 7/10

    • @tostupidforname
      @tostupidforname 6 років тому

      Lol das war unerwartet :) hab euch früher extrem viel geguckt. Grüße!

    • @MoBreYT05
      @MoBreYT05 5 років тому

      @@tostupidforname ahh noch einer hier!

    • @rubenjorge13
      @rubenjorge13 2 роки тому +2

      Literally IGN

  • @CosmicCreatorCat
    @CosmicCreatorCat 4 роки тому +7

    2:16 'all discussions are respectful and end in reasonable conclusions.' 'F you!'

  • @CosmicCreatorCat
    @CosmicCreatorCat 4 роки тому +34

    3:17 "In liberal arts classes, Checkov's Gun is a real thing that every liberal arts professor keeps in their desk."
    If you don't know what Checkov's Gun is, look it up. This is too true. xD

    • @D00000T
      @D00000T 3 роки тому +1

      It’s even better as it’s played over fallout 4 gameplay

  • @TheWerecatboy
    @TheWerecatboy 6 років тому +279

    When I said I wanted the full deep analysis on this game, it was a joke XD

    • @ghosface353
      @ghosface353 6 років тому +14

      April fools man. April fools. The day joke becomes real. Like Path of Exile Royal. For one day that is real.

    • @AbsoluteRedemption27
      @AbsoluteRedemption27 6 років тому

      Olyphantastic i wish half-life 3 was a joke

    • @ghosface353
      @ghosface353 6 років тому +6

      I can see Valve do that some day to just piss us of. Uploading one of the old proto build that never got out of proto stage. Or renaming a mod as that one day.

    • @thehandsomearrow4516
      @thehandsomearrow4516 6 років тому +1

      Shut up furry.

    • @aarcade6676
      @aarcade6676 6 років тому

      The Handsome Arrow what's wrong with you?

  • @davewilsea142
    @davewilsea142 6 років тому +167

    “Who is hotter rei or asuka” LOL

    • @greggreg8300
      @greggreg8300 6 років тому +20

      Asuka

    • @aksu_Netrunner
      @aksu_Netrunner 6 років тому +6

      Rei

    • @greggreg8300
      @greggreg8300 6 років тому

      Reeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeee
      No wonder you like a android because you will never have a real woman!!!! (Dabs on normie trash Rei lover)

    • @greggreg8300
      @greggreg8300 6 років тому

      Reeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeeeeee Reeeeeeeeeee
      No wonder you like a android because you will never have a real woman!!!! (Dabs on normie Rei loving trash)

    • @somethingfunny8516
      @somethingfunny8516 6 років тому +1

      Dave Wil Kaworu is the only valid choice

  • @ashwinnmyburgh9364
    @ashwinnmyburgh9364 4 роки тому

    dude, your videos are awesome, I've been enjoying them greatly (also, this is great! xD)

  • @Valkbg
    @Valkbg 6 років тому

    This was awesome.Your tone is always serious so sometimes it takes me time to get the joke

  • @StealthArcher
    @StealthArcher 6 років тому +34

    But Mandalore, you forgot to go on about the even more blatant background details of the moon! It's both way too close and too similar of a surface appearance for something so far in the past! I trusted you to make these in depth videos on my holidays and you've kind of let me down here.

  • @calimoth
    @calimoth 6 років тому +16

    the fact that you're capable of this is terrifying

  • @LymusIll
    @LymusIll 6 років тому

    since it's april 2nd for me now, i can honestly say, this is your best analysis yet

  • @GarrusDeWitt
    @GarrusDeWitt 6 років тому

    Liked, shared and added to favorites. This much effort for a troll deserves its due rewards.

  • @RESGorilla
    @RESGorilla 6 років тому +42

    The tabs omfg lmao. You absolute madman

    • @ysgatora9287
      @ysgatora9287 6 років тому

      Bonus Easter egg, look at the current Google link

  • @sleepyhead4047
    @sleepyhead4047 6 років тому +120

    Joseph who hurt you

    • @peasant8162
      @peasant8162 6 років тому

      lmao

    • @BS-jw7nf
      @BS-jw7nf 6 років тому +3

      A full month of streaming persona 5 made him go insane i think

  • @Lo1ly
    @Lo1ly 6 років тому

    You are an incredible writer, speaker, and have an insane vocabulary. I need to take notes.

  • @markduffy7685
    @markduffy7685 6 років тому +4

    It took me 4 minutes and 23 seconds to rememeber that it's April 1st.

  • @Ronin11111111
    @Ronin11111111 6 років тому +45

    The open tabs really put that extra LOL factor into this video.

    • @EZIOXXX777
      @EZIOXXX777 6 років тому +1

      Ronin11111111, I immediately checked if there was an actual game based around the overwatch porn characters and it's true! But the quality of the characters is inferior to the ones of the porn video, as it's to be expected from a game.

  • @samuelbuchanan6369
    @samuelbuchanan6369 6 років тому +78

    You forgot to criticize the fact that the T-Rex is a Mary Sue.

  • @patpatm4803
    @patpatm4803 3 роки тому

    I know this vids 2 years old, but this was amazing. On every level.

  • @BrendonArt
    @BrendonArt 4 роки тому

    I was completely falling for it, waiting for a surprise in this simple game to reveal itself..., until about half way in... and then I said "Wait a minute, was this posted on Apr 1st???" And then I scrolled down. BANG! Nailed it. Good job @Joseph Anderson

  • @adreamer5920
    @adreamer5920 6 років тому +114

    The Persona 5 soundtrack makes the video infinitely better

    • @ogshrimpsauce
      @ogshrimpsauce 6 років тому

      YES! i love it

    • @theunknownsissel9943
      @theunknownsissel9943 6 років тому

      I was playing it while watching and became infinitely confused as to why that theme was playing in the velvet room

  • @Septimus_ii
    @Septimus_ii 6 років тому +17

    Only 12 minutes? Must be an April's fools

  • @TheShinigami244
    @TheShinigami244 6 років тому +3

    Im actually feeling depressed with how well made this is and how much of the deeper stuff will be missed because people havent watched your streams. This isnt a prank, its a gift

  • @rosewiththorns
    @rosewiththorns 3 роки тому

    your open tabs above the t-rex runner bring me joy and the fact that they change makes it even better

  • @NachozMan
    @NachozMan 6 років тому +15

    You're a perfect soul and I love everything you do, you pour every ounce of your heart and soul into this media of entertainment we all love so much. This quintessential stepping stone for game design that is T-Rex runner really opened my eyes that AAA titles can still be good.
    Thank you for everything you do Joseph, you're truly unique.

  • @guyWSonicpicture
    @guyWSonicpicture 6 років тому +30

    ...Ive waited so much for this analysis, do the stegosaurus dlc next

  • @ChakraX2
    @ChakraX2 6 років тому

    I'm impressed.
    Not by the video itself.
    But by how Joseph was able to make a 12 minute video about T-Rex runner so ridiculously in depth and interesting. Like, usually something like this should grow stale in a minute, but I was watching and entertained for the whole time and wanted more at the end.

  • @srgmatrix6970
    @srgmatrix6970 3 роки тому

    I know I could say this about any footage of any game he used, or that I could comment on the tabs he had open, but god I absolutely love the usage of all the Persona 5 content he put in here. I always feel like when someone plays Persona, they either hate it or love it, as a friend told me about JoJo. Whenever I see a youtuber played Persona 5 specifically, I expect them to use the songs like "Behind the mask" or "Last surprise" in their videos, as they are so meaningful outside the game as well and if not, then at least freaking good. I have seen this numerous times and it is still amazing to me to see that people genuinely like something that much to be consistently using it as part of their creations and to use it as an inspiration. I might just like Persona 5 a lot, but I am convinced anyone who played the game and liked it can relate to this and finds a weird joy in hearing a song you almost instantly recognize that inflicts the satisfaction of something being so incredibly good.

  • @Dzeeff
    @Dzeeff 6 років тому +106

    "hentai senpai meaning?"

    • @ippo4502
      @ippo4502 6 років тому +2

      Oh shit! It's Cimo! What are you doing here?

  • @antoniolucio6836
    @antoniolucio6836 6 років тому +26

    In the most superficial level of interpretation, this video is the Citizen Kane of our time.

  • @joshthecellist
    @joshthecellist 6 років тому

    I appreciate the amount of effort that went into this super serious video. A+ 10/10 4/1 post

  • @JohnnyCenter25
    @JohnnyCenter25 3 роки тому

    the tabs in this video gives insight of the character Joseph is imitating adds another layer to this video. Never change dude

  • @itsLalm
    @itsLalm 6 років тому +15

    that stained glass analogy(or whatever its called) was amazing though

  • @chrislainepullen
    @chrislainepullen 6 років тому +47

    9:59
    wait...
    USELESS?

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 6 років тому +4

    This may be the most brilliant video on UA-cam ever

  • @imbored4322
    @imbored4322 4 роки тому

    More people need to see this masterpiece. Keep up doing the good work!

  • @jordanhitman
    @jordanhitman 6 років тому +29

    I was really hoping you'd somehow make an hour long video of this, similar to the lasagna cat "pipe strip" video.

  • @kideneb239
    @kideneb239 6 років тому +13

    High quality content as always Joseph. Thanks!

  • @mochees
    @mochees 6 років тому

    Best review you've done so far

  • @sleepwalker2649
    @sleepwalker2649 2 роки тому

    this video is so good. i love how he starts talking about “masterful storytelling” and starts putting bio shock infinite gameplay up

  • @fishfingersncustard
    @fishfingersncustard 6 років тому +48

    "shani worst girl" you've taken the joke too far friend!

    • @cjucag589
      @cjucag589 5 років тому +2

      it be like that and you know it

  • @Archyus1
    @Archyus1 6 років тому +21

    When can we expect the mercy rule 34 analysis

  • @johnbible2768
    @johnbible2768 4 роки тому +3

    I love the tabs you set up
    “Mercy rule 34 analysis”
    lol

  • @MrLorbu
    @MrLorbu 5 років тому

    Amazing :)
    I am late to the party, but let me say, you made one small visual side joke in this video. That one alone made me subscribe^^

  • @greggreg8300
    @greggreg8300 6 років тому +6

    I don't know a single person in any form of media that would make a video anything like this. And I adore it.

  • @guyinacage
    @guyinacage 6 років тому +12

    Although I can agree with you that the narrative element of the dinosaur runner is superb, I feel if fell flat in the gameplay aspect. The game did a poor job explaining to me the mechanics, and controls. It took me nearly an hour to realize I was supposed to jump over the cacti, and I never even realized that I could duck until I saw this video.

  • @spencerj
    @spencerj 6 років тому +3

    This feels more like a creative writing exercise than an April fools prank. Well done, sir

  • @akeem4772
    @akeem4772 6 років тому

    i watched this whole video than looked at the upload date, man i gotta say that was still very educational