Kenshi Cooking - Cooking Kenshi Food In Real Life

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  • @Robbaz
    @Robbaz Рік тому +1702

    Very impressive cooking, then God Hand music and finished with that damn food cube absolutely excellent. A man of taste indeed.

    • @Paganacho
      @Paganacho  Рік тому +150

      Dude, what the hell. I'm your biggest fan robbaz. I watched your Fallout 3 videos back in the days. You were one of my favorite youtubers. You still are. You the best man 😁✌🏻

    • @sweggcookie948
      @sweggcookie948 Рік тому +22

      ​@@Paganacho you should totally send Robbaz a food cube

    • @Illumina_Blade
      @Illumina_Blade Рік тому +2

      FF9 music sneaking in at 6:30

    • @strata2k
      @strata2k Рік тому +11

      HOLY SHIT THE KING OF SWEDEN IS ALIVE!!!!

    • @mastermage23
      @mastermage23 Рік тому

      @@Illumina_Blade Qu Swamps....what a blast from the past

  • @harbl99
    @harbl99 Рік тому +177

    Dustwich looked exactly as depressing and unappetizing as I had always imagined. Excellent work.

  • @ThorkellTheTall
    @ThorkellTheTall Рік тому +1297

    I did not expect the foodcube to be a MASTERPIECE.

    • @hushpool3915
      @hushpool3915 Рік тому +58

      The thing is, it's one of two parts of self-made MRE - one of the most nutritios, durable (up to 3 meals) and expensive food in game. The other component is smoked meat.
      God damn this sounds great, I'm hungry again.

    • @phearedphantom
      @phearedphantom 9 місяців тому +2

      He made it wrong in the right way

  • @HellishSpoon
    @HellishSpoon Рік тому +267

    The food cube follows the tradtion of human cooking: which is combining every ediable thing you have in your house and producing something actually enjoyable.

    • @RuSosan
      @RuSosan 11 місяців тому +47

      Leftovers as a kid: "Guess I'll starve then."
      Leftovers as an adult: "Finally, some good fucking food."

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza 10 місяців тому +2

      ​@@RuSosanyou guys had leftovers?

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 10 місяців тому +2

      @@Anty_Prazathats my reaction but i also ate like 2x what any europian would consider a sane amount of food and in respect i see the amount they eat as crazy. florida born so south us food customs HOLY is the meals big but they go quick

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza 10 місяців тому

      @@lechking941 that makes sense. I'm European and I eat pretty normally, but I don't remember a single time we had leftovers.

    • @lechking941
      @lechking941 10 місяців тому

      @@Anty_Prazayep leftovers is mostly an american thing because we often make a LOT more then we will eat (though not always the case i have eaten family of 4 sized meals my self and still had room for later monchies) and yall basicly eat whats considered a kids meal in america.
      hm, random 40k though the mechanicus use enough nutriant slurry to survive at bar min for what they got thats living in em still is mars just a space europe?

  • @rohanv609
    @rohanv609 Рік тому +1739

    This man has a true love for Kenshi.

    • @Sonofdoomsday
      @Sonofdoomsday Рік тому +18

      Watch him be an Easter egg in the second one

    • @rohanv609
      @rohanv609 Рік тому +4

      @@Sonofdoomsday that'd be really cool

    • @missiledropkick6450
      @missiledropkick6450 11 місяців тому +1

      Subbed because of this comment

    • @Nickootjee
      @Nickootjee 10 місяців тому +1

      That sounds like a threat

    • @DerRamantis
      @DerRamantis 8 місяців тому

      ​@@SonofdoomsdayIf he was an NPC I'd recruit him to be my guys' cook.

  • @harryjoe860
    @harryjoe860 Рік тому +217

    I love how he accidentally made a food meant for punishment into a lovely breakfast cake

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC Рік тому +39

      Adding the beer as an ingredient probably helped a lot, seeing as it was the primary flavor he described it having.

    • @harryjoe860
      @harryjoe860 Рік тому +21

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC oh so he basically just made beer bread

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 10 місяців тому +13

      @@harryjoe860 Beer bread with a bunch of extra nutrition mixed in.

    • @harryjoe860
      @harryjoe860 10 місяців тому

      how delightful@@dashiellgillingham4579

  • @Kite403
    @Kite403 Рік тому +1743

    That gohan actually looked really tasty and similar to the game image. And that foodcube was insane XD

    • @sharizarder
      @sharizarder Рік тому +83

      You made a far superior food cube. Congrats. If you may be so bold, i invite you tô try and make the ultimamente survivors food, even if is not there in kenshi. The name is pemmican. Look formar-se tô see you doing it

    • @Paganacho
      @Paganacho  Рік тому +140

      @@sharizarder Pemmican, that's Rimworld food. I knew I had heard of this before. Maybe a Rimworld Cuisine video one day :D

    • @shodan2002
      @shodan2002 Рік тому +7

      @@sharizarderyeah it looked amazing

    • @theChedder420
      @theChedder420 Рік тому +14

      When will, you make hasish

    • @shodan2002
      @shodan2002 Рік тому +5

      @@theChedder420 is that legal in Germany? Lol

  • @TheNux43677
    @TheNux43677 Рік тому +12

    Very funny how the "Disappointing nutrition loaf" wasn't dissapointing at all xD.
    About the nutritious part, idk.

  • @hedgeearthridge6807
    @hedgeearthridge6807 Рік тому +800

    I always imagine the food cube to be like zucchini bread! With cinnamon and sugar. Only problem is that's not disappointing, it's really good and healthy dessert

    • @norsethenomad5978
      @norsethenomad5978 Рік тому +23

      Zuchinni bread is one of the greatest dessert items I know of. My grandmother has a recipe for it and no matter what temperature you eat it at, its moist and tastes slightly of butter. Absolutely amazing

    • @dashiellgillingham4579
      @dashiellgillingham4579 Рік тому +9

      You’d need to experiment with goat milk and agave to really get at something you could make in Kenshi’s world.

    • @someguy2819
      @someguy2819 Рік тому +11

      Kenshi players when their food isn't disappointing: 😔

    • @MitchJohnson0110
      @MitchJohnson0110 Рік тому +1

      zuchinni bread with chocolate chips in it

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna Місяць тому

      I always imagined the foodcube to be one of the very few things in Kenshi that actually do taste good. The foodcube, Gohan, meatwrap (Basically an all-meat burrito), of course bread, and rice. Maybe I'm crazy, but I fucking love rice. Yes, it's bland, but I could eat normal white rice every meal. I feel like Gohan is the simple evolution of rice being an amazing filler.
      Rice really is an all-purpose food. You can even fry leftover rice with some chopped onion, scrambled eggs, and sauteed vegetables for a very filling and somewhat nutritional meal or side. Add in properly cooked salmon (not overcooked, salmon is very easy to overcook and isn't very good like that) with either lemon zest-based seasoning or teriyaki and you have a damn good meal.

  • @RondoDondo
    @RondoDondo Рік тому +307

    Right off the bat you cooked that rice like an insane person

    • @nikopaseman7147
      @nikopaseman7147 11 місяців тому +35

      I second that. What a waste of fresh water. They'd measure and cook it till done and serve. No draining, no drowning.
      Also, I feel like the meat might be seasoned in something like fish sauce.

    • @Anty_Praza
      @Anty_Praza 10 місяців тому +49

      ​@@nikopaseman7147"what a waste of fresh water" do you live in a desert?

    • @beebo-cat
      @beebo-cat 10 місяців тому +52

      ​@@Anty_Prazaa good chunk of kenshi is a desert💀

    • @leonardodavinci3589
      @leonardodavinci3589 10 місяців тому +9

      Beat me to it. Never once seen someone cook rice like that

    • @huntersigler9895
      @huntersigler9895 10 місяців тому

      @@GirolamoZanchi_is_cool🐪

  • @realultimategaming
    @realultimategaming Рік тому +491

    That food cube was a surprise win 😂

  • @brianmacclellan6510
    @brianmacclellan6510 Рік тому +60

    Got to admit, the food cube actualy looks preaty good. It'd probably make some nice late night food when I don't feel like baking anything.

    • @Ducky_yandere
      @Ducky_yandere Рік тому +1

      for when you wanna bake but you dont wanna bake

  • @michaelnemo4593
    @michaelnemo4593 Рік тому +754

    Your version of the Food Cube was interesting, because even though you may have taken a few more liberties with the recipe than the game suggested, I think you made something very possible for the people of Kenshi to enjoy.

    • @diegoolivares1081
      @diegoolivares1081 Рік тому +153

      I like to think that every settlement makes them differently depending on the resources they have

    • @jacksonville9642
      @jacksonville9642 Рік тому +63

      When you replace the meat with bonedog meat and the scrambled eggs with beakthing eggs, the soft cactus with whatever that thing that grows in the desert of Kenshi is and take away a few liberties like the beer and the tomato sauce...
      Yeah I would stick to the chewsticks

    • @borbarad2.0
      @borbarad2.0 Рік тому +47

      @@jacksonville9642 Meat is Meat, Beakthing eggs are sold as delicacy and drown it with any Kind of alcohol, sounds eatable.

    • @jacksonville9642
      @jacksonville9642 Рік тому +14

      @@borbarad2.0 it definitely doesn't sound eatable, coming from a game where something called "Dustwich" is considered food, anything with any resemblance of flavor is a delicacy. If YOU were to eat beakthing meat, you would probably throw up on the spot, if your teeth can even cut the meat to begin with

    • @WimsicleStranger
      @WimsicleStranger Рік тому +29

      I mean...the foodcube is literally just whatever they have on-hand mashed up and baked into a cube. I think the only liberty he might've taken was adding more flour- it made it a somewhat bearable food. I would've crammed the rice in there instead to make it truly horrible.

  • @adanfuenets3148
    @adanfuenets3148 Рік тому +11

    You know considering what you're used to make the food cube being pretty much the leftovers of everything else you cooked. It would logically make sense that this is how a food cube is made in game. Simply taking scraps and leftovers of what you have left and just making it into a cube so it lasts longer.
    Of course this also means that the taste and texture of a food cube changes between regions. So you probably shouldn't be eating a food cube from the swamp they grow the hashish. While food cubes from The shek Kingdom are most likely very meaty and utilitarian. Effectively an mre.
    Good video btw, hoping to see more.

    • @DarrylCross
      @DarrylCross 9 місяців тому +1

      It sounds like that could be a cool mod; regional variants for the food cubes and such.

    • @Ixmore
      @Ixmore 2 місяці тому

      @@DarrylCrossthere is a food culture mod in Kenshi

  • @shawnd220
    @shawnd220 Рік тому +334

    So the Gohan. That brown part on the rice is actually dried fish. A normal part of Japanese culture in breakfast is that they would have rice with raw egg yolk, lil bit of soy sauce, miso soup, and finally the dried fish to compliment the rice. I think I’m forgetting a few things but yea. I like Gohan and would love to have raw egg yolk on my rice!

    • @Teddingtin
      @Teddingtin Рік тому +4

      The rice cooks the egg.

    • @bwackbeedows3629
      @bwackbeedows3629 Рік тому +8

      ​@@Teddingtin No. It's meant to be raw.
      The yolk is supposed to soak into the rice, the fattiness makes the flavor more savory and hearty. It's also commonly done with ramen and Hollandaise.

    • @devindieckmann9202
      @devindieckmann9202 Рік тому

      does it need to be a specific type of egg?

    • @Teddingtin
      @Teddingtin Рік тому +5

      @@bwackbeedows3629 If you put a raw egg on steaming hot rice it’s going to become somewhat cooked. There’s no way around that.

    • @bwackbeedows3629
      @bwackbeedows3629 Рік тому +2

      @@Teddingtin It's applied raw, I should've been a bit more specific. Like with the sliced raw beef in Pho, the conduction heats the protein somewhat.

  • @john-isaacclarkii2060
    @john-isaacclarkii2060 Рік тому +3

    the early days of base building and buying any food you can for the storage was true luxury for the party

  • @SeraSmiles
    @SeraSmiles Рік тому +586

    I think the idea of a German man trying to make Mexican food might give me nightmares

    • @juliusnorr3041
      @juliusnorr3041 Рік тому +60

      records of seasoning using only salt and pepper were reached

    • @siroshcelot
      @siroshcelot Рік тому +32

      @@juliusnorr3041didn’t know the culinary world of Kenshi was based on British cuisine

    • @Enkubuss
      @Enkubuss Рік тому

      dont worry its only the middle easterners who cant make mexican food

    • @kelborhal2576
      @kelborhal2576 11 місяців тому +14

      My grandma was a German immigrant who moved to SoCal in the 1950s. Her recipe attempts at German/Mexican fusion handed down are... interesting.

    • @smokeymoe842
      @smokeymoe842 10 місяців тому +5

      Like the Idea of Mexican fine engineering in the car of jet you fly in 🤣

  • @__Xeese
    @__Xeese Рік тому +18

    Wait a minute you getting the food cube to not only look exactly like the game version but also getting it to taste good is actually insane lmao

  • @arturcampos52
    @arturcampos52 Рік тому +186

    This was very original, loved it! Next, try the traditional dish of the Cannibal Plains…

    • @Paganacho
      @Paganacho  Рік тому +64

      😳

    • @justjoking5252
      @justjoking5252 Рік тому +5

      The wait would be quite long, pig sounds good?

    • @toastgoats7545
      @toastgoats7545 11 місяців тому +2

      The fogmen have an excellent doner kebab recipe too!

    • @acidhydra101
      @acidhydra101 5 місяців тому

      @@toastgoats7545 nah, down here in the fog we call it donair. similar dish to traditional human doner kebabs, but an important distinction to make. you'd be surprised!

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna Місяць тому

      @@acidhydra101 Pretty sure he meant Donner Kebab, with a side of Kuru Salad.

  • @MsSaskezero
    @MsSaskezero Рік тому +18

    The fact that you added beer to foodcube is actually really good thing! You basically made high protein sourdough bread 🍞🥖

  • @obamabiden
    @obamabiden Рік тому +147

    pleasantly surprised the foodcube came out both visually accurate and tasty, i was expecting at best the first one only, at worst neither

  • @okkydirgantaraohara126
    @okkydirgantaraohara126 Рік тому +8

    THE WAY YOU COOK RICE IS A CRIME AGAINST HUMANITY

  • @DaddyMaster76
    @DaddyMaster76 Рік тому +191

    I dont know why but your videos just invoke a primal sense of happiness and satisfaction in me

  • @Freezezonian
    @Freezezonian Рік тому +15

    I hope the kenshi devs see this. I'm dying to see them react to it. Also the Food cube and Gohan were spot on.

  • @flanjoh
    @flanjoh Рік тому +129

    gohan is fairly simple because… gohan in japanese literally just means “meal” or, it can also refer to a plain bowl of rice which is a base for many foods. this is why your google result didnt just show “gohan” it showed “tamago kake gohan” which directly translates to “egg break rice”… a broken egg over rice, which is what was pictured.
    this is why i think that in the world of kenshi, “gohan” is probably just a mix of whatever ingredients you may be able to find at the time + a rice base.

    • @Oryxification
      @Oryxification Рік тому +15

      Gohan is also nobleman's food, because rice and vegetables don't grow in the great desert, and have to be imported which increases the price. Most people there survive off cactus.

    • @tylerphuoc2653
      @tylerphuoc2653 Рік тому +5

      In Vietnamese, it's pretty much the same thing. Cơm means cooked rice - usually white rice - but it's often extended to mean literally a whole meal as well. Paired with a period of the day, such as cơm sáng, cơm trưa, and cơm tối, you get breakfast, lunch, and dinner respectively. Mâm cơm? Literally a tray of rice, but often extended to mean a tray of various foods accompanying that rice.

    • @flanjoh
      @flanjoh Рік тому +4

      ​@@tylerphuoc2653that's interesting, idk much about Vietnamese; but Japanese also has extensions of gohan (ご飯) which are asagohan (朝ご飯), hirugohan (昼ご飯) and bangohan (晩ご飯) meaning breakfast, lunch, and dinner respectively. Or more literally, morning meal, noon meal, and night meal. 朝 = morning, 昼 = noon, 晩 = night. its cool to see it used with proper context in a game. goes to show the attention to detail of the maniac who made Kenshi lmao.

  • @Dial8Transmition
    @Dial8Transmition Рік тому +1

    The cooked vegetables aren't fried in oil, but boiled in water as the recipe requires water. But I must say I loved the food cube

  • @timnbd545a
    @timnbd545a Рік тому +73

    I definitely did not expect the foodcube to be good!

  • @StellariumSound
    @StellariumSound Рік тому +3

    Bravo. When I played Kenshi, my favorite part wasn't the game itself, but the culture of the people within it. Not even the motivations of the main factions either ,but the day to day life of being in the world of Kenshi. Naturally, I took a huge interest in the food and drink of the world. Your observation matches mine, that generally people simply try to get by in Kenshi; most items are very plain, but there are a few very good morsels scattered about like gohan or the meatwrap.

  • @CrossSkullz
    @CrossSkullz Рік тому +29

    The way you cook that rice will make uncle roger coming for you

  • @RevengeofGothzilla
    @RevengeofGothzilla 10 місяців тому +3

    As someone from part of the US where cactus is eaten, its generally considered something you either love or hate. I happen to love it. Cactus generally has a flavor like a slightly sweet and mildly acidic cucumber.... think a cucumber soaked in lime juice. I've never tried mashing them, but they'd likely make a soft and slightly jelly like paste as they contain a lot of slime. The chewwiness is something I love, but many people hate, and they're often boild for a long time to remove the chewiness, though this also removes the slime. I would recommend pureeing fresh nopal it into a spread if you want to try again, it will likely make a smooth emulsion without any of the chewyness you complained about. Hope this helps.

  • @sunderark
    @sunderark Рік тому +109

    I was thinking when you were eating the dried fish you were going to pull out a beer and I was right. Haha. Months of rollmops have taught me well.

  • @Rukiry-cw1bg
    @Rukiry-cw1bg Рік тому +2

    Imagine being such a big fan of a game, you decided to replicate food from the game in real life! Very impressive!

  • @PASTRAMIKick
    @PASTRAMIKick Рік тому +45

    I really want a food cube now

  • @theycallmepyro1014
    @theycallmepyro1014 Рік тому +37

    Whaa, that foodcube looked epic bro! Kudos for trying them all. Love the creativity.

  • @kito7947
    @kito7947 11 місяців тому +1

    Lo-fi games gotta bless us with s kenshi cook book all recipes from chef nacho himself

  • @moranzombie7053
    @moranzombie7053 Рік тому +33

    Now that is worth at least 5 meatwraps and 2 bottles of cactus rum my friend!!

    • @CitizenNoFDABE
      @CitizenNoFDABE Рік тому +2

      "2 bottles of cactus rum"
      In what region? The price fluctuations can be quite big depending on where you buy.

  • @Regina_Lien
    @Regina_Lien 5 місяців тому +2

    "After a bit of research"
    *cuts to asking ChatGPT*
    Too relatable man...

  • @lostnumber08
    @lostnumber08 Рік тому +7

    Your method for cooking rice was not just incorrect, but offensive.

  • @BoxheadBB
    @BoxheadBB Рік тому +4

    I always wondered what in-game food looks like in the real world. Thanks for making these!
    Can’t wait for the next food episode of Kenshi 2 in the next 10 years.

  • @Tuesoctloth
    @Tuesoctloth Рік тому +46

    This video had me rolling laughing so hard. Absolutely loved it. I've been watching your Kenshi series ever since you started playing it and it's always made my work days go by faster. Awesome video dude. You should totally try to compile an exact recipe for that foodcube by the way!

    • @Paganacho
      @Paganacho  Рік тому +11

      Thanks for being here for so long, appreciate that. I'll see what i can do about that recipe :)

    • @josemurtra3172
      @josemurtra3172 Рік тому +3

      Food cube viral short

  • @Meesopaste
    @Meesopaste Рік тому +10

    The Asian community must be screaming at the screen when you cooked rice like that...

    • @lsswappedcessna
      @lsswappedcessna Місяць тому

      I don't see what's wrong with it. They cook rice their way, other people cook rice a different way. At the end of the day, the result is the same. Cooked rice.
      I will say, from experience, when boiling rice like spaghetti it's better to first rinse the dried grains in cold water. Helps keep them from becoming as sticky.

  • @Benerfe
    @Benerfe Рік тому +16

    German boi plays the entirety game of Kenshi AND lives it.

  • @dwaynemontgomery1851
    @dwaynemontgomery1851 Рік тому +2

    aside from not including one of the most basic staples of kenshi cuisine, human flesh, this video was fantastic 9/10

  • @atillaisnear
    @atillaisnear Рік тому +23

    Love the foodcube. cant wait for it to be in my local supermarkets.

  • @rrcinstitution3983
    @rrcinstitution3983 Рік тому +1

    That rice cooking... just make me scream inside.

  • @D3vious113
    @D3vious113 Рік тому +47

    This is one of those videos where you sit there and think "So...why haven't we seen this before?" Like it's so obvious this would be funny and the fact I haven't seen anyone else even try it...okay hold up, watching you do the food cube might have answered that. I don't care how good you say it is, that blender has PTSD now XD

    • @Paganacho
      @Paganacho  Рік тому +14

      That blender is a real veteran and is still doing a great job :D

  • @hantedblood9842
    @hantedblood9842 Рік тому +4

    Grog is rum mixed with water, one part of rum, three of water. Cool video my man c:

  • @THINKMACHINE
    @THINKMACHINE Рік тому +7

    That food cube looks like a great way to use up a bunch of left over food, as a dry alternative to a stew or soup.

  • @Glad_Scientist
    @Glad_Scientist Рік тому +15

    The food cube was actually a nice way to turn food scraps into something edible. I’m sure the butter and beer helped lol

  • @blackkat5339
    @blackkat5339 Рік тому +27

    Lol los nopales común mente son asados y se sasonan con sal y pimienta y chile, pero para fines de Kenshi con solo sal, pimienta y posiblemente cebolla podrías hacer un dustwich muy bueno, de hecho es alguna comida que me preparo cuando puedo

  • @suenzhong7891
    @suenzhong7891 Рік тому +2

    Super cool video! Here in Southeast Asia we put equal amount of water to the rice (unless it is brown rice then it's a bit more). If you cook it on medium heat before switching it to low heat when it boils and leaving it to continue cooking for 10-15 min you'll have perfectly steamed rice without having to drain excess water. Easiest way we cook rice is to just get a rice cooker though lol

  • @Salod7806
    @Salod7806 Рік тому +8

    you forgot the sand on the dustwich i add all the flavor and texture

  • @jamesforgie6594
    @jamesforgie6594 Рік тому

    That food cube looks dense as hell, I would not be surprised if one of those things could legitimately feed someone for a day or three by itself.
    I’m also highly amused that the dustwich was just as horrid as the game says it is.
    Honestly, good job on putting all of these together and going to the effort of importing cactus stuff.

  • @MantiszToboggan
    @MantiszToboggan Рік тому +13

    that food cube is fantastic , well done.

  • @yetipotato8567
    @yetipotato8567 Рік тому +1

    This inspired me to do someting like the gohan with all the rice I have. And maybe bread with some beer in mix ❤

  • @SeohnAranys
    @SeohnAranys Рік тому +8

    I love Kenshi. I am looking forward to the "prequal" since from what I understand is supposed to take place before the scorched world.

  • @victorwisp
    @victorwisp 11 місяців тому +1

    oh no my friend.. as a brazilian who eats rice every day.. tip: put the water roughtly just 1 finger (horizontal) above the rice.. you dont need that much water.. let the water dry.. if the rice still tough put little more water, if not, rice is ready, not rice soup : p

  • @DamageZedd
    @DamageZedd Рік тому +28

    as a cook and a lover of kenshi, i approve of this message. banger vid

  • @BittySHADOW
    @BittySHADOW Рік тому +1

    I'm a Canadian but I believe nutraloaf is an American type of prison punishment food. When you mix all the nutrients that are important but not at all delicious.

  • @RimWorldRimmer
    @RimWorldRimmer Рік тому +16

    Everything taste better with beer! Maybe you should make a brewery for your kenshi workers so the food cube is more bearable !

  • @con_zur
    @con_zur 10 місяців тому

    Never seen your channel, never played Kenshi, but I just wanted to say you are a grand human worthy of happiness. Never forget that happiness does not have to be determined by dissatisfaction, for dissatisfaction is what drives us to greatness.

  • @Errorcutive
    @Errorcutive Рік тому +4

    Bro the rice part would get uncle roger alarm. Just put the water slightly above the rice by 1 notch of your finger joint.

  • @Fencer_Nowa
    @Fencer_Nowa Рік тому +3

    This man really made a food cube for our enjoyment

  • @doppelnaut
    @doppelnaut Рік тому +13

    This was not something I should’ve watched while eating. But the results of the food cube was a surprise! Hope there wasn’t severe aftermath from eating all this 🤣

  • @XenonPrimeSBSV
    @XenonPrimeSBSV Рік тому +1

    I am of the opinion that nearly all meals are improved by the addition of beer to the cooking or baking process.
    I am heartened to see that this bears out even with a foodcube

  • @lumagatto1191
    @lumagatto1191 Рік тому +4

    "this is one of the best things I ever ate" bro what do you eat usually 😭

  • @Noobert
    @Noobert Рік тому +1

    I need me some pemican yeah XD

  • @nonamo5700
    @nonamo5700 Рік тому +6

    Never really thought of nopales being pickled before; but yeah it does grow in the US, around the southwest region. Definitely better if it you can get it fresher - but pickled is probably the best you can do outside the Americas

  • @devyncleghorn477
    @devyncleghorn477 11 місяців тому +1

    That was actually kind of awesome, food cube looked amazing.

  • @pdstomo
    @pdstomo Рік тому +31

    You don’t need to remove water out of rice. As long as you know the portion of water and rice and keep a lid on you could cook the rice without wasting the water. If he cooked the rice that way in Kenshin world he would never want to cook rice to waste water.

    • @CelticAssassin
      @CelticAssassin Рік тому +16

      I'm honestly baffled no one else mentioned this. After seeing him make rice like that I felt part of my soul die.

    • @shivamib
      @shivamib 11 місяців тому

      Thank you!

    • @shivamib
      @shivamib 11 місяців тому +3

      The portion is, 2 cups of water to a cup of Rice, boil until water evaporates, done

    • @JopieA
      @JopieA 11 місяців тому +2

      Watching him cook rice like that caused me physically fucking pain, who _drains_ rice??????? The packages have instructions on them if you're confused! Steam it or boil it, the waters gonna get absorbed!

    • @bigtone7824
      @bigtone7824 11 місяців тому +3

      As long as the end result is cooked rice who cares

  • @hhero4841
    @hhero4841 Рік тому +2

    that rice cooking ripped my soul

  • @reptile797
    @reptile797 Рік тому +4

    0/10 you didn't move around in your kitchen like a Kenshin character

  • @UnbiddenGalaxy115
    @UnbiddenGalaxy115 Рік тому

    I tought to myself "How would kenshi food be made in real life?" And here you are answering that question for me.

  • @Legion-ov6jr
    @Legion-ov6jr Рік тому +9

    Glad to see more from you. Hope your doing well and keep it up mr van damme is counting on you

  • @Rpground
    @Rpground Рік тому +1

    The way you cooked rice hurt me...but other then that, cool way to find this channel with Kenshi being one of my favorite games.

  • @InfiniteGatsu
    @InfiniteGatsu Рік тому +5

    Man’s had me crying when he didn’t wash the rice

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke Рік тому +4

      Despite how its people act Germany is an industrially developed nation and not a Kenshi-style wasteland so you can buy food that doesn't need washing

    • @TheRobotsWillEatYou
      @TheRobotsWillEatYou Рік тому

      @@Graknorkespoken like someone who doesn’t know how to prepare rice. you always wash your rice, always.

    • @Graknorke
      @Graknorke Рік тому +3

      @@TheRobotsWillEatYou
      You literally don't need to. It makes sense if you bought it from an open market where you get stones and stuff mixed in but again, this is rice out of a sealed bag prepared in a clean factory, it doesn't need washing.

    • @TheRobotsWillEatYou
      @TheRobotsWillEatYou Рік тому

      @@Graknorke people wash rice not because of stones or debris LOL, it's to wash away excess starch so that the rice is fluffy, doesn't clump up and is tastier. like i said, you have no clue about preparing nor eating good rice.

    • @Sphendrana
      @Sphendrana 10 місяців тому +2

      @@TheRobotsWillEatYouthat is a very strange way to try and flex. Washing starch off rice isn't an absolute necessity. But you sure are getting upset over it.

  • @TrueGamester
    @TrueGamester Рік тому +2

    Never did I think a food cube was gonna be THAT good!

  • @EpioN
    @EpioN 8 місяців тому +1

    Mexican here, this video is hilarious. Holy mamacita!

  • @CanadaGeer
    @CanadaGeer Рік тому +6

    OMG this video is awesome. Legit made me LOL more than a few times! 😂😂
    I am impressed by the foodcube, and WILL make that meatwrap for myself.
    Greatly appreciate your videos! 😊

  • @Demonskunk
    @Demonskunk 11 місяців тому

    The thing with Gohan and the raw egg: it's important that the rice is piping hot straight out of the cooker so that it cooks the egg as you stir it in.

  • @lokken23
    @lokken23 Рік тому +4

    Oh goddamn it paganacho over here cooking rice like its pasta.

  • @Orelldo
    @Orelldo Рік тому +1

    Food cube wasn't nearly soul sucking enough. Looked real cool though :D

  • @11amasuperboy
    @11amasuperboy Рік тому +8

    For the Gohan, you should put the raw egg on the rice immediately after the rice is done cooking when it's still super hot. The heat from the rice should cook the raw egg just enough and then you mix it in to the rice.

  • @GenericBrand-TM
    @GenericBrand-TM Рік тому +1

    Quina's song playing during the creation of the dustwich is perfect. If only eating one could teach me Thousand Needles, I might actually try it.

  • @trulyinfamous
    @trulyinfamous Рік тому +6

    I could've sworn this would have been a cooking channel based on this video. It feels so natural. I hope you make more cooking videos because this was thoroughly entertaining.

  • @CitizenNoFDABE
    @CitizenNoFDABE Рік тому

    From what you said about the dustwich, you actually managed to make it lore-accurate.

  • @editedforprivacy207
    @editedforprivacy207 Рік тому +3

    My guy that's so much water for that rice. Also Steam rice bro, not boil it if you want the best. Or at the very least boil it with only twice the rice's volume of water.

  • @Capn_Obed_Marsh
    @Capn_Obed_Marsh День тому

    "Didn't know that shit was edible" and "Nah, this is not *it*" will forever be on my mind and in my vocabulary.

  • @61umbrellas
    @61umbrellas Рік тому +5

    Compared to what german ppl eat, i bet it was a great experience!

  • @sk_6721
    @sk_6721 Рік тому +1

    8:20 how to do very cheap (but still tasty) burek 😂

  • @Mashida_Killzzz
    @Mashida_Killzzz Рік тому +5

    Omfg YUMM!! SUCH A GOOD VID!!🍛💛✨

  • @VirtualHolocaust
    @VirtualHolocaust Рік тому +1

    my dudes like ok this doesnt exist in real life. then pulls out a greenfruit.

  • @stevensznyty1090
    @stevensznyty1090 Рік тому +5

    Great content 🙏

  • @Da_Shark
    @Da_Shark Рік тому +1

    When you poured off the rice water I died inside just alot bit

  • @moonlight2870
    @moonlight2870 Рік тому +4

    Don't cook rice like pasta. Measure your water and let it dry.

  • @juandavidalonso9692
    @juandavidalonso9692 6 днів тому +1

    MY BROTHER IN CHRIST WHO TAUGHT YOU HOW TO COOK RICE

  • @doctor507
    @doctor507 Рік тому +6

    You eating and going gaga over how well the Foodcube came out with the awesome and deeply melancholic Kenshi theme playing in the background brought a smile to my face and almost made up for you cooking the rice like pasta.
    Subbed, heh

  • @JP-en7cc
    @JP-en7cc Рік тому

    I was not expecting the foodcube to look that good after your explanation

  • @brandonvortex995
    @brandonvortex995 Рік тому +4

    Bruh you cooking real kenshi food paganacho?

    • @Paganacho
      @Paganacho  Рік тому

      The realest kenshi food there is.

  • @Princip666
    @Princip666 Рік тому

    Meatwraps and foodcubes are actually the only food I bother to cook in game. Good job recreating them.