The salon mathematician. Fresh comedy. Kansiime Anne. African comedy

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  • Опубліковано 19 жов 2024

КОМЕНТАРІ • 547

  • @xolisilekhuzwayo
    @xolisilekhuzwayo 4 роки тому +182

    “how can i handsome you today?”
    “bring the apparatus!”
    Love from South 🇿🇦 Africa

  • @ruthkk
    @ruthkk 4 роки тому +68

    Waaa.....Kansime 😹 she starts like an angel..... but the way she ends the discussion makes you wonder why you went to her salon in the first place 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rmmedia1810
      @rmmedia1810 3 роки тому +1

      Sincerely speaking that was good message

  • @mosateffo7482
    @mosateffo7482 3 роки тому +22

    "remember the x we were looking for in school, for us we found it" 😂😂😂😂😂
    Yoh, ha a.

  • @ireneashaba1534
    @ireneashaba1534 3 роки тому +1

    u use campass en ruler🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣Mei stress killer eshi wanyita

  • @spreadingjoy6789
    @spreadingjoy6789 3 роки тому +106

    The x that we were looking for in school- we have found it 😂

  • @mirembephiona5628
    @mirembephiona5628 4 роки тому +108

    Someone comes here looking like zinjanthropus wants to go back looking like Will Smith for free...
    Who heard this😂😂😂😂

  • @NocphoKymbul
    @NocphoKymbul 3 місяці тому +2

    "Toilet is on the house " 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @maremare1655
    @maremare1655 Рік тому +1

    Priceless comedy😂😂😂, is priceless therapy - I've checked in for my therapy session again. I will watch this at least once a year till 2043. As long as we have salons on this planet.

  • @easyesther6866
    @easyesther6866 4 роки тому +85

    Good morning to u all Kansiime fans. Much love darling Ann

  • @maureenwanjiku1961
    @maureenwanjiku1961 3 роки тому +21

    My goodness, this is the funniest video she has done. The mathematics took me way way back to high school. Much love from Kenya.

  • @adombernice6720
    @adombernice6720 3 роки тому +12

    I can't stop laughing😂
    Love from Ghana

  • @tajeem8036
    @tajeem8036 4 роки тому +27

    Lol, did you just pull out a geometry set? 🤣🤣

  • @anzamathoni2762
    @anzamathoni2762 4 роки тому +15

    😂😅😅😅😂😂😂😂😅😅 At that time she doesn't even know the name of her saloon

  • @nomthandazopote6391
    @nomthandazopote6391 4 роки тому +48

    The only person who has a coolest pronunciation.#pependichura #exchuzi
    # 1 dhora #zinjathropasi..
    Love all the way from South Africa my best comedian

  • @Shorlaah
    @Shorlaah 4 роки тому +9

    She said I've already invested so much into this hairstyle 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tumelolillianbadirwang5298
    @tumelolillianbadirwang5298 3 роки тому +10

    Pependichura😂😂 exchuz me🤣🤣
    "I am who I want to be" ❤️❤️❤️
    Much love from Botswana 🇧🇼 ❤️

  • @kwizeramichael-ted4116
    @kwizeramichael-ted4116 4 роки тому +61

    My rwandan people,,who heard like me : YEEGOO , 75 thousand?😹

  • @veeruacha5863
    @veeruacha5863 4 роки тому +19

    ❤can we all just focus on our fav comedian she looks so stunning😍😍😍😍❤lots of love

  • @Casa_Mia..
    @Casa_Mia.. 3 роки тому +1

    kansiiiiime ... I AM SO A BIG FAN OF YOURS #Zimbabwean

  • @johnmunyiri7478
    @johnmunyiri7478 2 роки тому +4

    Eeeeesh Kansime😂🤣 thanks for flashback in a maths class 🥰👍

  • @shiinditileni9770
    @shiinditileni9770 2 роки тому

    Omg😂😂, so we have to find circumstances, angle and so on, 🤣🤣😂, Anne for Africa

  • @mariamnasiche7397
    @mariamnasiche7397 3 роки тому +2

    Alaaaaaaaa🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @beckybioh8695
    @beckybioh8695 4 роки тому +23

    ‘Excuse me, we have variations, I can call it the way I want..I am who I want to be” 😂😂

  • @ziziphorubushe5812
    @ziziphorubushe5812 4 роки тому +5

    😂😂😂😂😂 Yah! They can't go out of your salon looking the same way they came in🙄🤷🏽‍♀️ people think you're here to play🙄😂

  • @albertofori3444
    @albertofori3444 3 роки тому +13

    "Did I bring you here??" You came here by yourself right?? Lol

  • @adwoagyambibi4354
    @adwoagyambibi4354 4 роки тому +3

    hair protractor...are you working against me or what?
    Pay we've already invested in this haircut....🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇭🇬🇭🇬🇭

  • @ntob1661
    @ntob1661 4 роки тому +9

    The reaction after she smells the cushion though 😂😂😂

  • @etongirl2009
    @etongirl2009 2 роки тому

    We have to make it perpendidjoukoula ahahhahaha Kansiimea aahhah🤣🤣🤣

  • @palesapatsa2
    @palesapatsa2 4 роки тому +5

    "Excuse me we have variations I can call it the way I want"🤣🤣🤣

  • @mwesiggyealfie5910
    @mwesiggyealfie5910 3 роки тому

    I like Ann when she is in action please give us more your a very good actor

  • @chisalamakonde6876
    @chisalamakonde6876 4 роки тому +5

    "Perpendichula"😭🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤❤
    Anne you are too much😭😭😭😭😭

  • @marykamando6853
    @marykamando6853 Рік тому

    The hypotenuse plus the diameter hahaaaa kansiime why am on,the floor spaka saloon🤣

  • @pheliciaashaba6070
    @pheliciaashaba6070 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣kyonka Anne he even forgot the phone

  • @preciousndlovu5114
    @preciousndlovu5114 3 роки тому +2

    Kansiime you will kill me one day. Am inside the bank watching this and cracking 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 🇿🇦🇿🇦

  • @kashibamalama1947
    @kashibamalama1947 3 роки тому +3

    "The x we were looking in high school for us we have found it"🤣💀💀

  • @samkelisodube1997
    @samkelisodube1997 Рік тому

    I didn't bring you here😂😂😂did i bring you here. Yoooh bhod ke sana😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @princessdee6657
    @princessdee6657 4 роки тому +1

    Kansiime mami 😂😂🤣🤣how can I handsome you😘

  • @glsmarthasuziefirstladywam5136
    @glsmarthasuziefirstladywam5136 3 роки тому +1

    Never joke w Kasiime🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️😂😂😂😂🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

  • @jovialke_update6940
    @jovialke_update6940 4 роки тому +5

    😅😂😂🤣fire 🔥🔥🔥 the mathematics shaving is more than enough, working on demand,yeggoo😂🤣🤣

  • @MnyikaWaChao
    @MnyikaWaChao 4 роки тому +11

    "You have found me 'lukingi' (looking)" - Kansiime 🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Thanks Kansiime for making my morning.

  • @afrikanarmargie4620
    @afrikanarmargie4620 2 роки тому

    This one killed me Annie. I can't believe how naive the guy was, mbu the X we were looking for in school......

  • @theambassador9514
    @theambassador9514 2 роки тому

    Heluping your feet, one step atatiyamu🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @moureenshiambula9805
    @moureenshiambula9805 4 роки тому +13

    This lady is my character I would like to feature on one of ur scripts kaansime my ninja

  • @amandandlovu377
    @amandandlovu377 3 роки тому +2

    Yah this one l laughed my lungs out shame kkkkkkkkk am able to can🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣⚰️

  • @arlettembilizidebbie3931
    @arlettembilizidebbie3931 3 роки тому

    Remember the X we were looking for in school,for us we have it here 🤣😂😅😂🤣😅🤣😂😅🤣😂🤣

  • @jackiechido3501
    @jackiechido3501 4 роки тому +19

    Love from Zimbabwe❤️💋

  • @zindela210
    @zindela210 4 роки тому

    😂🤣😝 Rulers to measure hair cut 💇🏾‍♂️💇🏾‍♂️💇🏾‍♂️

  • @VENUSTVRwanda
    @VENUSTVRwanda 4 роки тому +34

    #venustvrwanda
    Much respect to anyone watching and reading comments! How may I handsome/beautify you? Kansiime_Anne is the Best banange!

  • @hunadilentswana6962
    @hunadilentswana6962 2 роки тому

    Are you trying to work against me😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @collenmathebula6479
    @collenmathebula6479 3 роки тому +2

    I give up Kansime you really mad, yhooo girl you killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😍

  • @sheilahpowers761
    @sheilahpowers761 3 роки тому

    KANSIIME nvr disappoint us finally she got X 😂😂😂😂😂ur really queen v comedy

  • @nakimbugwedorothy1860
    @nakimbugwedorothy1860 3 роки тому +2

    This has killed me🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Kansiime u will never c heaven for this

  • @segawabenardk297
    @segawabenardk297 2 роки тому +1

    That word apparatus😂😂😂

  • @mck5549
    @mck5549 4 роки тому +7

    Kansiime! however you think of these things and the cringing client!!!!

  • @omowunmialebiosu555
    @omowunmialebiosu555 3 роки тому

    Why u like this I was eating spicy food whilst watching you never again 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @margiebabe3000
    @margiebabe3000 3 роки тому

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂Oh God Ann Ann Ann😂😂😂😂😂we even have to use a rubber😂😂😂

  • @pinkyleo9563
    @pinkyleo9563 3 роки тому

    "Perpendicular to your ear then we get the vector" kansiime 🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌

  • @annahkanyesigye7574
    @annahkanyesigye7574 4 роки тому +6

    How may I handsome you today?
    Am finished today with salon mathematics, oh my God.

  • @edwidgebyanyima4386
    @edwidgebyanyima4386 3 роки тому

    Naye Anne banange 🤣🤣🤣 mbu deworm your husband

  • @theambassador9514
    @theambassador9514 2 роки тому

    "You gave found me rooking'i" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣this one always hits me just right 😂😂😂😂💥💥💯💯💯

  • @nasinenasafari914
    @nasinenasafari914 3 роки тому +2

    They need to be creative for sure😂🤣 banange Kansiime

  • @UnusualMaya
    @UnusualMaya 4 роки тому +5

    Can you please sit up 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SimangalisoSeipotlane
    @SimangalisoSeipotlane 3 місяці тому

    "Remember the X we were looking for in School for us we found it"🤣

  • @khothatsosekgale2690
    @khothatsosekgale2690 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 how may I handsome you
    Nija your doing the most.

  • @shitrahmupenda685
    @shitrahmupenda685 3 роки тому +6

    Haha I can't stop laughing she is killing me.

  • @hartietugume2008
    @hartietugume2008 4 роки тому +1

    Hahaha. She is free to call her biz whatever she want.

  • @maikysworldtv
    @maikysworldtv 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂 oh God Anne your tomuch🥰🥰🥰

  • @bushrabushra9647
    @bushrabushra9647 3 роки тому +1

    Madam kansiime you guys are killing me 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bridgetgweshe2905
    @bridgetgweshe2905 4 роки тому +3

    All the way from Zimbabwe we love you Kansiime❤❤❤

  • @bridgettthomas258
    @bridgettthomas258 4 роки тому +9

    I like how Kansiime is explaining that simple but difficult haircut but in America😆😆

  • @Empressivegoals
    @Empressivegoals 3 роки тому +1

    This turned out to be a Maths class 😂😂😂😂😂 Ohhh Kansiime...🤦🏿‍♀️🙆🏿‍♀️😂😂😂😂

  • @keotshepileditshweu9123
    @keotshepileditshweu9123 4 роки тому

    Kasiime you are naturally funny and beautiful

  • @clemmycassian9959
    @clemmycassian9959 3 роки тому

    @kansiime🤣🤣🙌. and Praise brought the best apparatus ever🙌. Longtudinal curve of the ear omg but why....🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌 @kansiime❤️❤️❤️

  • @namakulamoureen2594
    @namakulamoureen2594 4 роки тому

    Ann plz wewumuzeeko,onzisa enseko 😁😁😀

  • @oliviapaulnavaro817
    @oliviapaulnavaro817 4 роки тому

    Haahaaa my dear Kansiime ..UAE thumbs up if you're enjoying this....you want to be handsoming you..so seat properly ..mr.

  • @francoisezouzou2399
    @francoisezouzou2399 3 роки тому +6

    You have to trust me to deliver hhhhh, Sebo trust her at your own risk lol
    Kansiime i am glad you found that x we were looking for in school

  • @kamanzithiree2403
    @kamanzithiree2403 4 роки тому +1

    I swear kansiime ninfa😂😂😂😂dis is too much

  • @zikhonaqolo6644
    @zikhonaqolo6644 4 роки тому +3

    Loool Mara I love you Anne, u so funny even before you say anything... From South Africa

  • @janainabiibi6103
    @janainabiibi6103 3 роки тому +1

    Seriously. Am sick n admitted but I was bored so I decided to watch kasiime.guess wat I burst into laughter's n every one started laughing at me.u have made our day n another new life of happiness

  • @jeandukuze1103
    @jeandukuze1103 4 роки тому +1

    How may handsome you.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Hehehehehehhehehehe.
    I love you Ninja

  • @isaacbafaki7045
    @isaacbafaki7045 3 роки тому

    The x were looking for , we now found it 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @josephinekautuka4051
    @josephinekautuka4051 3 роки тому

    '.....we even have to use a rubber....' eeehh

  • @SharonKamya4211
    @SharonKamya4211 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣 but Anne olemwa walayi 🙌

  • @geikejsiejej4484
    @geikejsiejej4484 2 роки тому

    But u gal kansiime🤣🤣🤣

  • @almaziizi7012
    @almaziizi7012 4 роки тому +3

    Go get the apparatus 😂😂😂😂

  • @barbsamaa9895
    @barbsamaa9895 3 роки тому

    Longitudinal what???? 😹😹😹😹U found x in the salon 😹😹😹😹, u take a protractor 😂😂😂😂😂...., the hypothenuse,🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 oh my God, you’re so goood!!!

  • @nabatanzishaidah9855
    @nabatanzishaidah9855 2 роки тому

    🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣😂😂 but Kansiime you so funny

  • @kizitosophia9457
    @kizitosophia9457 3 роки тому

    Hahaha let me pay for the aparatus

  • @omanjiloa7850
    @omanjiloa7850 4 роки тому +2

    😂😂😂😂 this barber won't see heaven 😊. So struggle is everywhere😊😂😂😂

  • @jazirakisha3520
    @jazirakisha3520 3 роки тому

    For us hea we found the X 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @loratomoiloa5544
    @loratomoiloa5544 4 роки тому +2

    Not the "circumference"😭🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @aphiwenotshaya8642
    @aphiwenotshaya8642 4 роки тому

    Yhooo the mathematician is too much for me😂😂😂😂as for taking the wallet

  • @sharonmoyo1267
    @sharonmoyo1267 4 роки тому +1

    How do i handsome you sir 😀😀😀😀😀😀 Ann you are killing me this morning.....much love 💕

  • @princessgladys9228
    @princessgladys9228 3 роки тому

    Did I bring you here🤣🤣🤣🤣? You brought yourself here

  • @abigailnimurungik.2856
    @abigailnimurungik.2856 4 роки тому +5

    Definetly saw the title and was doing work, and was like pause , kansiime the salon mathematician some numbers with comedy have gotta be here 😂 so I liked and commented . Thanks for making Uganda Proud. Also Circumference in cutting hair 😂😂Kwonka the way he slouches while on the hair 😅 aya!The X for finding in school, Banange the way he ...😅 At wants to look like Will Smith. ....Kansiime thanks for making laugh, really needed it 😄

  • @noamemwesigye9210
    @noamemwesigye9210 4 роки тому

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 Kwonka Kansiime 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @preciouskafula1680
    @preciouskafula1680 4 роки тому +2

    But who does that kansime sure??? All those toes in someone's head🤣🤣🤣🤣 latitudes, longitude included...this is serious

  • @dianaatieno1564
    @dianaatieno1564 3 роки тому

    Papendichular..😂😂ah ugandans😂😂😂..hahaha kansime my best woman ,love you so much from kenya

  • @dominamabebe8912
    @dominamabebe8912 4 роки тому

    Hahahahha kansime you are a star

  • @lisaayebare4322
    @lisaayebare4322 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣i measure the latitude
    My lungs😂😂