Kansiime on a blind date. Fresh African comedy. 2020
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Who is still watching with me in 2024😂
🙋🏾♀️😘
I am rocking from Zimbabwe ☺️
am here😃😃
Tuko wengi😂😂😂😂
Had watched many years ago and still love it all over. This girl is a vibe😂😅
3 years later and i can't get over this clip😂😂😂😂😂if Kansiime can't make you laugh I don't who can.
"Lean back I'm ovulating." If more sisters were this honest they'd be in less trouble🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gamuchirai Kwaramba so true we learning brow😂
Rean back, I'm ovurating. 😂😅😁
am ovulating......this killed me....had he come any closer Kansiime ...what would be happening
Taura hako Gamuchirai.
Eeehhh...ovulating 😂😂😋lutenizing hormone at the peak
Who is here watching and reading them comments 😂😂😂😂😂Anne
✋🏾😅
Lavhelesani Precious what. You. Say
Meh hahaha
😂😂😂 same here
Me
Can't blame kansiime, this guy is too hot to be true 🤣🤣
Lol I know right
that is true
@@nchimunyasiadunkah8141 ig
@@everkabete6645 jjh
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Kansiime:You two elephant are not going to fight from here and break my eggs for free🤣🤣
Hahaha
😂😂😂😂😂😂
😆😆😆😂😂😂😂 😆
Hahahaha!
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"You 2 elephants are not going to fight....and break my eggs for free"😂😂😂😂
"😹😹I know this is a blind date but sir you must be truly blind". Anne you gonna kill me
# watching from Zimbabwe
Sandra 😲
@@coreansanders8278 Yes
@@sandrandhlovu6727 Fellow zimbo zithini
Zimboos heereee 😝
Hahaha😂😂😂from Zim
"Lean back, lean back please, am ovulating" 😂😂😂😂😂
My ribs are still hurting
😂😂😂cant stop laughing
Kansiime said “you’re too good to be true” I died laughing 😂😆. Sister is avoiding heartbreak👍😀
Dope, prevention is better
True
Charly Peace surely
Mbu....who's amazing.😅😅😅😅😅
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can't stop Laughing all the way from south Africa that guy is too good to be true kansime know her league😂😂😂😂
Continue loving 🤣🤣🤣 one love from South Africa
Kkkkkkkk
I get you now I can't stop laughing I CAN'T START SOMETHING I CAN'T END
She's not ready to compete 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Can you imagine
"And when you smile and then there's a window in the teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Kansiime loves beautiful people but from a distance, coz attention is the only competition she hates 😅😅😅
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I love when Black women stay true to their COLOURS....😝🥰
dats lit..!
"How would i end a relationship with you" that part killed me....... That man is something else.
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I wonder if she thinks about these things on the spot or plans them ahead. She is so good hahaha.
I wonder too😅😅she’s just soooo funny 😁
That's what gets me d most..I wonder if she actually writes the script..or she just starts talking waaa😂
Lean back
Lean back
I'm ovulating..
Kansiime, you wanna kill me.... I laughed all my guts out.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In real situations, Anne was honest, sometimes somethings might be too good to be true.
Love you Anne, from South Africa, Durban.
Am ovulating killed me 😂😂😂😂
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🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂
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"I cannot start something, I don't know how to end" Kansime Why? I love you from South Africa
haaaa
Am not gd by liking comments bt thnx to love Anni
I love this song ua-cam.com/video/mJy8feqOdLI/v-deo.html how is it
Apparently 🤣🤣🤣👌
"I could die in poverty looking at you" 😂🤣👌🏾💖
😂😂😂"I cannot start something I don't know how to end"
😂🤣😂🤣 I love this lady so much...she's so hilarious 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬
Our East African ninja 😍😍😍 Kenya loves u Ann..
Mmh yes
True
*_WOMEN lie about their AGE, the SAME way MEN lie about their INCOME_* 😅😅😅😅.
⬇if you *_LOVE_* *KANSIIME* 🙌🙌.
Yes
Good morning
@@mawapeter8511 good morning ninja 😊😊
Men lie about their age more than women nowadays
"Call me for anything but not for a relationship"
Kansiime you are extra. Lol😂😂😂
Hallo From Tanzania nimechelewa naombeni like zang hapa
Tanzania wapiiiii?????
Welcome
We are here
So u mean if he leans forward u will conceive😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 please my ninja spare my ribs
😁😁😁😁🤭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Seem so.
Exactly 🤦🤣🤣🤣🤣
I came here to stop thinking about Corona. I am stuck in Germany and had to cancel my flight home due to the flight ban 😭😭
Oh sorry dear may the Lord put his edge of protection around u in Jesus' name 🙏🏻🙏🏻
Sorry to hear that love 💛. I made some vids about the travel ban and stuffs. Yeah Italy got hit bad. Stay safe 💛
We apparently have 260cases in my Home state. America is also on a lock down. No flights no nothing. No supplies, stores are empty. We r out of toilet papers. May God safely see us through.
@@sandranamuyomba5907 Thanks dear, at least the area I'm in it's a bit safe so far. I just sucks not to be with family at this point. I know people are used to using Jesus as a comfort but fact is he can't do nothing about this. A pastor in Korea is the cause of at leat 50% of infections there, cause they were saying no weapon formed against us, now more people are sick prooving that religion is just wishful thinking. Wishing you and your loved ones health and saftey.
@@MrsPenPal Yeah I know, my colleague is Italian and also can't go home. Apparently a news clip mentioned that Itally did not stop their Chinese imports even after the outbreak hence the huge numbers. As usual Governments puts money before people.
Did kansime just insulted her customer with "you smile then there is a window "😮😂😂😂❤❤❤
I just got that by reading it. I thought she meant a window to the soul bc the smile was so beautiful n intriguing. But seeing the woman have a gap now is 😂😂😂😂😂! She was really READING THEM!!
Your too good to be true, kansiime never disappoint, who is here with me in 2024
Kansime you always say Gerald doesn't have 6pack then you meet the one with 6pack and you become dizzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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love SA african 😹😹😹😹😹
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Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂 Anne is right. I have looked at some guys too and said , thank you but no thanks. I can't be played in the middle of the day just like that. Sorry it's not him it's me😂😂😂😂😂
Hahaha i totally agree. I've been there😂😂
“Don’t cry for me Argentina” these sketches are everything 😂😂 love from +254 🇰🇪
I died of laughter even before watching the whole clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm weak...
Much love from South Africa ♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love your lady!! 💖👌🏾👏🏾
I started seeing Kansiime on WhatsApp. I've been in the UK for a while so the laugh you give me makes me feel close to home. You're very blessed. Keep being you and Blessings to you Always. Much Love 💕
24years and worked for 20years please think before lying 😂 😂 😂
Who looked at their elbows to determine their age? Kansime you go kill us with laughter😂
I just did🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
“i dont think they counted you as one person on the cencus,6 body parts”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 chai
"Lean back lean back, I am ovulating"got me dead😆
This one has finished me and all my ancestors 🤣🤣🤣 Kansime you are such a pain killer watching you is so therapeutic. God bless you!
My ribs oooh 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Calm down? This is not a moment of silence!"
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂
When she said " what is this, I can't take u home" I almost fainted 😂😂😂
I wish every girl knows that class attracts class😂😂Anne thanks for this skit
Hmm, yes and no. And I don't think this has anything to do with self esteem.
Go fight in the compound and cause earthquakes 😂😂😂😂
😂😂😂😂
🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Kansiime: i could die in poverty not knowing 😭😭😂😂
The date - That was too real and strength. She knows herself and walked away. 💪🏿 💗😂😂😂
Who’s watching 3/19/20 corona will not stop us from laughing 😂
Watching Feb..2021
😂😂😂 don’t feel bad it’s not you, it’s me
thinavhuyo lockecia this line has ended a lot of relationships 😂😂😂🚮
Shalom Themby Donga 😂😂 eyy and you’ll be there wondering, what are you trying to say😂😂😂😂
Found this clip on Facebook straight to UA-cam 😂😂😂😂
From Nigeria and I love kansiime a lot..she just talks too much...I would be at d receiving end of her talks and I won't be angry bcus I would be wondering where she's getting her words.. Her accent is funny to me and her words are unimaginable by me😂
🤣🤣🤣 lean back, lean back please, I’m ovulating 🤣🤣🤣 And the guy is good looking & having a smartphone whereas Kansiime is having a Nokia 3310 🤣🤣🤣 even the cats & dogs will be competing 🤣🤣🤣
This literally happened to me akisinimecheka 😂😂😭😭politely lean back is my new catch phrase 😂
You two elephants can not fight here😂😂, go fight in your compound and cause earthquake 😂😂🤣, Kansiime queen of comedy 👸
Honestly ,with good guy my insecurities rise at full gear.I feel you anne
I started laughing when she walked towards her date but then turns her back and calls him on the phone😂 I knew this was going to make my Monday lit😆 Kansi sending good vibes from AUS 😊
I do that
@@oliviaseed1199 it's funny seeing as she knew straight away it's too good to be true.
You and me both😂😂😂, she prolly was like this cant be him, maybe he hasn't arrived yet
Me too
As funny as this sounds, it truly does happen. I had an ex who ended the relationship because she felt it was too good to be true. Hahaha... There is no telling what low self esteem can do to a person. When you don't see yourself with worth, you won't be able to receive anything good into your life.
Nyakaat Ahahahah she wasn’t ready .
But the guys tho!!! Too juicy
@@deborahundergrace2776 she wasn't.
It isn't really a matter of self esteem but rather of reality.
Some want peaceful lives free of too much compe
@@helenbutoyi3944 mine was not an issue of good looks (although I am not bad looking). She said I treated her so well that she felt it was too good to be true. My interpretation of that was simply that she wasn't the one for me.
😂😂😂 this level of politeness and securing ur peace deserves an oscar
It's ironic hearing Kansime telling another person that they talk too much😂😂
I was also surprised😂
"Don't cry for me Argentina!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am FINI-SHED
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The way i love this cute woman! I love you Kansiime! You always put a smile on my face
Mbu do you even pay tax? Don't you just go to the gov't and say, “I'm here!” 😂😂😂😂😂
My ribs ... hahaa
It's good to know ur league , and thanks for being brave enough to avoid heart break.
"When you smile and there is a window"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died at that she is so sarcastic
Him: you're amazing
Kansiime: who's amazing?me or ??😀😀😀😀😀😀
Lol! "Give yourself some outside"... I love you for that one Anne...!
"you two elephants can go fight outside" 😂😂😂😂
Hahahahaha
Meet this "women" or meet this woman🙌😂😂😂
Anna please, behave. The guy issa snack😂😂
God I wish I can talk like Kansiime😅😅🙌 she talks non stop lord...
feel free to call me for anything apart from a date.
Konka mazima.
This costume that was designed for her my goodness. Made the blind date lit😂🤣
i love the way Ugandans speak their English
Not all Ugandans speak like that dear, Kasiime comes from the south Western part of Uganda, thats that accent. Accents are different depending on the language and location in the country.
Shz is Ugandan dat is the fact
She is a Ugandan, he said he loves how we speak English 👌
It's funny how you want to rate how poor her ascent is, yet your tribe(kemigisha) has the worst ascent.
She is representing us, and she is so fluent, we love you kansiime
I'm Ugandan too, we know that she has a great English accent though she uses the one from her native town in the skits
Thats how handsome men we are still single kansiime you just got its too good to be true.....Kenya's lovem
Lean back am ovulating... You gat me gal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂"when you smile there's a window in the teeth"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I died🥺😩🤣🤣
Two elephants can't fighting inside her shop brok he eggs kansiime Ur so funny
"Lie things that are realistic."😂😂😂
Objects look alike... imagine being introduced as meet my women 😂😂
"Fight in the compound and cause earthquakes"😂😂😂😂
Lean back am ovulating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime... eti I cannot take you home... looool I feel you
Leonorah Ndesanjo ha ha ha she is 3 much. The best. Imagine I have been with her for almost a full decade and I am not tired of watching 💛
@@MrsPenPal my goodness, ever since I started I can't stop watching I have notifications on on all her social media accounts!! She is soooooo real and down to earth..amazing natural talent
"...you are the kind of people who I can die in poverty without knowing because am looking at you👀"😝😆🤣🤣 I just had to replay this one🤣 Your dressing made you look like you just came from Mparo🤭
My friend you're here too. Ala i died laughing😂😂😂😂😂
This lady is hilarious, she is not willing to compete. can't stop smiling
Kansime is impossible at times😂😂😆
I just love her💖
How do I end a relationship with you¿? 😂😂 watching from Zambia, loving you more Anne ❤
Feel free to call me for everything apart from a relationship
Longtime no listening to this word “shame the devil”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂we love you kansiime
When she said she was ovulating. I could relate.
In certain times you just have to refuse someone coming next to you.
I could watch this a million times and more.....so hilarious
That guy is a whole art, broh is on another level.
Family I am heya . The shama boy 👦🏾 is back 😂😂😂Blind date .. she is ovulating 😂😂😂
"You 2 elephants you are not going to fight here and break my eggs"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Oh my God this my best of all,, oh God kansiime
Your newly updated videos are just fire!! Amazing
The queen of comedy you make everyone their days perfect
So Kansime leaves a guy because he is too good to be true?😂😂
Which one is it Kansime? You also don’t like Gerald coz he has a tummy
She says she doesn't want competition 😂😂😂😂
He's too much of a snack 😂😂
She can't start something she can not finish
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I am Ann Kansime
Actually, since then I have never stopped to watch this story, 🤣😂🤣you are too good to be true 🤣😂
😂😂😂,"miss Kansiime", you go break my ribs ooh
Kansiime is hot pepper she never disappoint with her cracking jokes 🤣🤣🇰🇪🇰🇪✊
😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Don't cry for me here.
This is not UN. 😂😂😂
This comedy opens blind eyes
Kansiime you nailed it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
the smile she gave while saying "do you even pay tax you?" hahahahaha
Yaaaaaaaaaaaay 👌 favorite 😘😘😘😘 number one as usual 🇰🇪❤️❤️
Oh Glory b 2 GOD & thkx ma ninja & be blesssed
Ati,"its like you are collecting objects that look alike"😂😂😂
Ati "like your boyfriend was Zinjathropas"😂😂ahh this woman talks
This is organic comedy...This is exactly how we be feeling on blind dates if a guy turns out hot...we jst hv no guts to say so or even be candid abt it like kansime...