Kansiime on a blind date. Fresh African comedy. 2020

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  • @drgamu
    @drgamu 4 роки тому +842

    "Lean back I'm ovulating." If more sisters were this honest they'd be in less trouble🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blackqueen5804
      @blackqueen5804 4 роки тому +6

      Gamuchirai Kwaramba so true we learning brow😂

    • @trudy_triad
      @trudy_triad 4 роки тому +13

      Rean back, I'm ovurating. 😂😅😁

    • @nambugukimberly2200
      @nambugukimberly2200 4 роки тому +8

      am ovulating......this killed me....had he come any closer Kansiime ...what would be happening

    • @Fionafio
      @Fionafio 4 роки тому +3

      Taura hako Gamuchirai.

    • @jemmieefrank5646
      @jemmieefrank5646 4 роки тому +3

      Eeehhh...ovulating 😂😂😋lutenizing hormone at the peak

  • @LilianMollen-hm3nn
    @LilianMollen-hm3nn 11 місяців тому +36

    3 years later and i can't get over this clip😂😂😂😂😂if Kansiime can't make you laugh I don't who can.

  • @benedictakudumo8255
    @benedictakudumo8255 10 місяців тому +172

    Who is still watching with me in 2024😂

    • @stellahwanyoike7865
      @stellahwanyoike7865 7 місяців тому

      🙋🏾‍♀️😘

    • @roniahkaseke8789
      @roniahkaseke8789 7 місяців тому +1

      I am rocking from Zimbabwe ☺️

    • @ugaticia
      @ugaticia 7 місяців тому

      am here😃😃

    • @CicieBlantina
      @CicieBlantina 7 місяців тому

      Tuko wengi😂😂😂😂

    • @ruthwangeci9267
      @ruthwangeci9267 7 місяців тому

      Had watched many years ago and still love it all over. This girl is a vibe😂😅

  • @NakittoFatmah
    @NakittoFatmah Місяць тому +2

    Naye banange olemwa 😂😂😂
    Who else is watching this in 2024 Alhamudulillah 🙏

  • @shezy4240
    @shezy4240 4 роки тому +284

    Kansiime:You two elephant are not going to fight from here and break my eggs for free🤣🤣

  • @Fionafio
    @Fionafio 4 роки тому +40

    "You 2 elephants are not going to fight....and break my eggs for free"😂😂😂😂

  • @kmuturi238
    @kmuturi238 4 роки тому +232

    "Lean back, lean back please, am ovulating" 😂😂😂😂😂
    My ribs are still hurting

  • @lavhelesaniprecious4709
    @lavhelesaniprecious4709 4 роки тому +427

    Who is here watching and reading them comments 😂😂😂😂😂Anne

  • @fionaskyler3704
    @fionaskyler3704 4 роки тому +650

    Can't blame kansiime, this guy is too hot to be true 🤣🤣

  • @merohatutanise3989
    @merohatutanise3989 Рік тому +5

    🤣🤣🤣 lean back, lean back please, I’m ovulating 🤣🤣🤣 And the guy is good looking & having a smartphone whereas Kansiime is having a Nokia 3310 🤣🤣🤣 even the cats & dogs will be competing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlygram_official
    @charlygram_official 4 роки тому +360

    Kansiime said “you’re too good to be true” I died laughing 😂😆. Sister is avoiding heartbreak👍😀

  • @shiinditileni9770
    @shiinditileni9770 3 роки тому +4

    You two elephants can not fight here😂😂, go fight in your compound and cause earthquake 😂😂🤣, Kansiime queen of comedy 👸

  • @sandrandhlovu6727
    @sandrandhlovu6727 4 роки тому +312

    "😹😹I know this is a blind date but sir you must be truly blind". Anne you gonna kill me
    # watching from Zimbabwe

  • @joshuachemutai8965
    @joshuachemutai8965 4 роки тому +71

    "And when you smile and then there's a window in the teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @musasamelasoncasenduli1086
    @musasamelasoncasenduli1086 4 роки тому +893

    Lean back
    Lean back
    I'm ovulating..
    Kansiime, you wanna kill me.... I laughed all my guts out.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In real situations, Anne was honest, sometimes somethings might be too good to be true.
    Love you Anne, from South Africa, Durban.

  • @tshifhiwamutshena6983
    @tshifhiwamutshena6983 4 роки тому +189

    I can't stop Laughing all the way from south Africa that guy is too good to be true kansime know her league😂😂😂😂

  • @sarah73235
    @sarah73235 4 роки тому +193

    Kansiime loves beautiful people but from a distance, coz attention is the only competition she hates 😅😅😅

  • @euniemruka484
    @euniemruka484 4 роки тому +36

    "How would i end a relationship with you" that part killed me....... That man is something else.

  • @yolanda908
    @yolanda908 4 роки тому +465

    "I cannot start something, I don't know how to end" Kansime Why? I love you from South Africa

  • @peaceharmony3934
    @peaceharmony3934 4 роки тому +7

    "Calm down? This is not a moment of silence!"
    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @bintsirajtv5944
    @bintsirajtv5944 4 роки тому +145

    I love when Black women stay true to their COLOURS....😝🥰

  • @etapekang1992
    @etapekang1992 4 роки тому +54

    I wonder if she thinks about these things on the spot or plans them ahead. She is so good hahaha.

    • @millybadze2117
      @millybadze2117 2 роки тому

      I wonder too😅😅she’s just soooo funny 😁

    • @harryozor2334
      @harryozor2334 Рік тому

      That's what gets me d most..I wonder if she actually writes the script..or she just starts talking waaa😂

  • @namarashillah9960
    @namarashillah9960 4 роки тому +293

    So u mean if he leans forward u will conceive😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 please my ninja spare my ribs

  • @krishnamwangi1899
    @krishnamwangi1899 4 роки тому +11

    "Call me for anything but not for a relationship"
    Kansiime you are extra. Lol😂😂😂

  • @Tiger_brave
    @Tiger_brave 4 роки тому +19

    😂🤣😂🤣 I love this lady so much...she's so hilarious 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

  • @natwijukabronia6941
    @natwijukabronia6941 11 місяців тому

    Naye Kansiime I will not allow u kill me 😂😂😂😂😂mbu collecting like objects together 😅

  • @winniewendy8390
    @winniewendy8390 4 роки тому +70

    Our East African ninja 😍😍😍 Kenya loves u Ann..

  • @viviannatukundakwesiga8633
    @viviannatukundakwesiga8633 6 місяців тому +1

    Am rolling😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lean back am ovulating🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @faridaothman
    @faridaothman 4 роки тому +48

    Hallo From Tanzania nimechelewa naombeni like zang hapa

  • @mwadjumamukamfizi2216
    @mwadjumamukamfizi2216 5 місяців тому +2

    😂😂😂when you smile then there is a window 🤣🤣😊

  • @dianeasima3096
    @dianeasima3096 3 роки тому +6

    When she said " what is this, I can't take u home" I almost fainted 😂😂😂

  • @Girlfriends659
    @Girlfriends659 3 роки тому +4

    It's good to know ur league , and thanks for being brave enough to avoid heart break.

  • @kittykat1892
    @kittykat1892 3 роки тому +14

    😂😂😂"I cannot start something I don't know how to end"

  • @MamyClient
    @MamyClient 3 місяці тому +1

    For sure nothing is boring with kansime

  • @harryozor2334
    @harryozor2334 Рік тому +3

    From Nigeria and I love kansiime a lot..she just talks too much...I would be at d receiving end of her talks and I won't be angry bcus I would be wondering where she's getting her words.. Her accent is funny to me and her words are unimaginable by me😂

  • @maggiekiryokya8275
    @maggiekiryokya8275 2 роки тому +2

    Lean back am ovulating... You gat me gal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @carrolflaviatim3046
    @carrolflaviatim3046 2 роки тому +13

    😂😂😂 this level of politeness and securing ur peace deserves an oscar

  • @lydiahmwasame5668
    @lydiahmwasame5668 Рік тому +9

    Did kansime just insulted her customer with "you smile then there is a window "😮😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @TrebleXo-od5en
      @TrebleXo-od5en 6 місяців тому

      I just got that by reading it. I thought she meant a window to the soul bc the smile was so beautiful n intriguing. But seeing the woman have a gap now is 😂😂😂😂😂! She was really READING THEM!!

  • @nabulyashakrahadam2774
    @nabulyashakrahadam2774 6 місяців тому +4

    Found this clip on Facebook straight to UA-cam 😂😂😂😂

  • @linahmasitsamboya
    @linahmasitsamboya 9 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂,"miss Kansiime", you go break my ribs ooh

  • @Pauline12365
    @Pauline12365 4 роки тому +5

    The date - That was too real and strength. She knows herself and walked away. 💪🏿 💗😂😂😂

  • @DinaBarffo
    @DinaBarffo 3 роки тому +2

    "Are you sure you don't have a terminal disease"?😀😀😀😀. Can't stop laughing 😆

  • @sandianbc8732
    @sandianbc8732 4 роки тому +86

    Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂 Anne is right. I have looked at some guys too and said , thank you but no thanks. I can't be played in the middle of the day just like that. Sorry it's not him it's me😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mercymurimi3337
      @mercymurimi3337 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha i totally agree. I've been there😂😂

  • @benjaminshayo32
    @benjaminshayo32 6 місяців тому +1

    Do you even pay tax you 1:39-1:44 😂😂😂😂but u kansiime🤦🤦😂😂 God is seeing you

  • @lovesaafrican2578
    @lovesaafrican2578 4 роки тому +158

    Kansime you always say Gerald doesn't have 6pack then you meet the one with 6pack and you become dizzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @silenthealer4090
    @silenthealer4090 2 роки тому +1

    Don’t cry for me Argentina 🇦🇷!!!! Screeeaaammming!!! This children have picked up my things and carried them all the way to Africa!!!

  • @meganmac132
    @meganmac132 4 роки тому +24

    "Lean back lean back, I am ovulating"got me dead😆

  • @MiJeyra
    @MiJeyra 4 роки тому +26

    Who looked at their elbows to determine their age? Kansime you go kill us with laughter😂

  • @phyllis_Zee
    @phyllis_Zee 4 роки тому +23

    I died of laughter even before watching the whole clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm weak...
    Much love from South Africa ♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love your lady!! 💖👌🏾👏🏾

  • @shmyfavoritesh2119
    @shmyfavoritesh2119 11 місяців тому +1

    Ann everytime u judge ur self 😅😅😅😅😅the 2 elephant 😂😂😂😂naye ann one u will kill me with laughter 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mariahshereni
    @mariahshereni 4 роки тому +24

    “i dont think they counted you as one person on the cencus,6 body parts”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @CynthiaBitutu.
    @CynthiaBitutu. Рік тому +1

    You are too good to be true 😂😂😂it’s not you it’s me 😂😂😂

  • @MsXtines
    @MsXtines 4 роки тому +26

    “Don’t cry for me Argentina” these sketches are everything 😂😂 love from +254 🇰🇪

  • @verdemocambique
    @verdemocambique 7 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂😂 Go out before someone thinks I sell Fatning food

  • @mwangu6038
    @mwangu6038 4 роки тому +39

    I was going to ignore this video but then i saw this man and was like ooooo, hollap !
    Lean back please ,lean back, I'm ovulating!😂😂😂🤣I feel you Kansime ! 😂😂

  • @mohammedallah8083
    @mohammedallah8083 2 роки тому +1

    😂😂😂😂
    "learn back, I'm ovulating".
    "you're too good to be true"
    "I'll compete with even the dogs".
    Man!! oh man! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @scovyaporsha777
    @scovyaporsha777 4 роки тому +37

    I started seeing Kansiime on WhatsApp. I've been in the UK for a while so the laugh you give me makes me feel close to home. You're very blessed. Keep being you and Blessings to you Always. Much Love 💕

  • @radthiamaganyi9003
    @radthiamaganyi9003 4 роки тому +3

    feel free to call me for anything apart from a date.
    Konka mazima.
    This costume that was designed for her my goodness. Made the blind date lit😂🤣

  • @melanin4499
    @melanin4499 4 роки тому +172

    I started laughing when she walked towards her date but then turns her back and calls him on the phone😂 I knew this was going to make my Monday lit😆 Kansi sending good vibes from AUS 😊

  • @annopproducer214
    @annopproducer214 3 роки тому

    This woman is born a comedian 😂😂😂😂this are not jokes but just talent of making people laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @samanthaumutoni8273
    @samanthaumutoni8273 4 роки тому +35

    This one has finished me and all my ancestors 🤣🤣🤣 Kansime you are such a pain killer watching you is so therapeutic. God bless you!

  • @babiryewinnifred2079
    @babiryewinnifred2079 Місяць тому +1

    Talk of overqualified 😂

  • @HDbhzi
    @HDbhzi 4 роки тому +16

    Him: you're amazing
    Kansiime: who's amazing?me or ??😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @nontsikelelothandeka9294
    @nontsikelelothandeka9294 4 роки тому +4

    God I wish I can talk like Kansiime😅😅🙌 she talks non stop lord...

  • @fatimasow6887
    @fatimasow6887 4 роки тому +94

    "...you are the kind of people who I can die in poverty without knowing because am looking at you👀"😝😆🤣🤣 I just had to replay this one🤣 Your dressing made you look like you just came from Mparo🤭

    • @highlyfevad
      @highlyfevad 4 роки тому +2

      My friend you're here too. Ala i died laughing😂😂😂😂😂

  • @dceezsignature
    @dceezsignature 2 роки тому +1

    She even denied him self. I too love you Kansiime

  • @talentthedancer7237
    @talentthedancer7237 4 роки тому +21

    This literally happened to me akisinimecheka 😂😂😭😭politely lean back is my new catch phrase 😂

  • @computerlessons7753
    @computerlessons7753 4 роки тому +2

    This lady is hilarious, she is not willing to compete. can't stop smiling

  • @kylnieponga4809
    @kylnieponga4809 4 роки тому +6

    The way i love this cute woman! I love you Kansiime! You always put a smile on my face

  • @joanznutritioncorner7633
    @joanznutritioncorner7633 4 роки тому +14

    Kansiime: i could die in poverty not knowing 😭😭😂😂

  • @lairadete254
    @lairadete254 4 роки тому +9

    Anna please, behave. The guy issa snack😂😂

  • @floridahange8369
    @floridahange8369 3 роки тому +1

    Rofl 🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime calm down now, calm down for what in her voice 🤣🤣This is not the moment of silence 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @TheEssenceofBEINGwithBlessed
    @TheEssenceofBEINGwithBlessed 4 роки тому +9

    "Don't cry for me Argentina!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am FINI-SHED

  • @NatuhweraJackie
    @NatuhweraJackie 6 місяців тому

    Your too good to be true, kansiime never disappoint, who is here with me in 2024

  • @chloeirambona7431
    @chloeirambona7431 4 роки тому +39

    Go fight in the compound and cause earthquakes 😂😂😂😂

  • @abaganambodou5177
    @abaganambodou5177 2 роки тому

    What i like most From her is she is so dramatique and she will ever never let you give your opinion even to speak 😅🙆🏽‍♂️

  • @RosaliaShiweva
    @RosaliaShiweva 4 роки тому +20

    Family I am heya . The shama boy 👦🏾 is back 😂😂😂Blind date .. she is ovulating 😂😂😂

    • @mitchellnokuthaba1941
      @mitchellnokuthaba1941 3 роки тому

      "You 2 elephants you are not going to fight here and break my eggs"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gladysknasz4298
    @gladysknasz4298 4 роки тому +2

    This is organic comedy...This is exactly how we be feeling on blind dates if a guy turns out hot...we jst hv no guts to say so or even be candid abt it like kansime...

  • @angelkats5115
    @angelkats5115 4 роки тому +46

    I wish every girl knows that class attracts class😂😂Anne thanks for this skit

    • @emiolaadesina4095
      @emiolaadesina4095 4 роки тому

      Hmm, yes and no. And I don't think this has anything to do with self esteem.

  • @RechealBera
    @RechealBera 6 місяців тому +1

    Banange dis lady🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉😂

  • @patrickmunyao8487
    @patrickmunyao8487 4 роки тому +4

    Thats how handsome men we are still single kansiime you just got its too good to be true.....Kenya's lovem

  • @minahmaseko3235
    @minahmaseko3235 4 роки тому +5

    😂😂😂😂"when you smile there's a window in the teeth"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @thinavhuyolockecia9358
    @thinavhuyolockecia9358 4 роки тому +41

    😂😂😂 don’t feel bad it’s not you, it’s me

    • @shalomthembydonga1748
      @shalomthembydonga1748 4 роки тому +1

      thinavhuyo lockecia this line has ended a lot of relationships 😂😂😂🚮

    • @thinavhuyolockecia9358
      @thinavhuyolockecia9358 4 роки тому

      Shalom Themby Donga 😂😂 eyy and you’ll be there wondering, what are you trying to say😂😂😂😂

  • @alidekdahir5911
    @alidekdahir5911 3 місяці тому +1

    This isn't the moment of silence 😂

  • @katsymnatasha9646
    @katsymnatasha9646 4 роки тому +7

    "When you smile and there is a window"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @emnetzerit1195
      @emnetzerit1195 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died at that she is so sarcastic

  • @MHina-s2l
    @MHina-s2l 6 місяців тому +1

    This comedy opens blind eyes
    Kansiime you nailed it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @charmainempeta4346
    @charmainempeta4346 4 роки тому +10

    Meet this "women" or meet this woman🙌😂😂😂

  • @linnajane7520
    @linnajane7520 3 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣🤣 wat hv I just heard?("u 2 elephants")u r not going to fight In my shop..we am on the floor🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @munguci12
    @munguci12 4 роки тому +19

    "Lie things that are realistic."😂😂😂

  • @enocksinyangwe4425
    @enocksinyangwe4425 3 роки тому +2

    Ati,"its like you are collecting objects that look alike"😂😂😂

    • @enocksinyangwe4425
      @enocksinyangwe4425 3 роки тому

      Ati "like your boyfriend was Zinjathropas"😂😂ahh this woman talks

  • @leonorahndesanjo9898
    @leonorahndesanjo9898 4 роки тому +35

    Lean back am ovulating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime... eti I cannot take you home... looool I feel you

    • @MrsPenPal
      @MrsPenPal 4 роки тому +3

      Leonorah Ndesanjo ha ha ha she is 3 much. The best. Imagine I have been with her for almost a full decade and I am not tired of watching 💛

    • @leonorahndesanjo9898
      @leonorahndesanjo9898 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrsPenPal my goodness, ever since I started I can't stop watching I have notifications on on all her social media accounts!! She is soooooo real and down to earth..amazing natural talent

  • @marthanghiilwamo4339
    @marthanghiilwamo4339 4 роки тому +3

    "Fight in the compound and cause earthquakes"😂😂😂😂

  • @acayojennifer6692
    @acayojennifer6692 4 роки тому +8

    Mbu do you even pay tax? Don't you just go to the gov't and say, “I'm here!” 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @babiryewinnifred2079
    @babiryewinnifred2079 Місяць тому +1

    Banange a person will not lie ko!

  • @mercie4840
    @mercie4840 4 роки тому +4

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Don't cry for me here.
    This is not UN. 😂😂😂

  • @mercyakampulira8997
    @mercyakampulira8997 4 роки тому +2

    Oh my God this my best of all,, oh God kansiime

  • @RosaliaShiweva
    @RosaliaShiweva 4 роки тому +6

    I am watching for the second time Konka Anne invite me to Uganda to meet the Shamba boy is too good to let go of him . He might be the only man for me 😂😂🙏

  • @nalulesylvia5977
    @nalulesylvia5977 2 роки тому

    Don't jock with kansiime 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    I pretend not to Lough but I end up Loughing oh my God 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    U see how a date man looks when they are with kansiime 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @winnita
    @winnita 4 роки тому +18

    Mushema looks like he has just walked out of a magazine cover and then Kansiime wabwe😂😂

  • @ifrahabi4834
    @ifrahabi4834 3 роки тому

    This two lady they have beautiful skin colour. Manshaallah. Natural skin. This day you don’t see something natural