Kansiime on a blind date. Fresh African comedy. 2020

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  • Опубліковано 30 лис 2024

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  • @LilianMollen-hm3nn
    @LilianMollen-hm3nn 10 місяців тому +30

    3 years later and i can't get over this clip😂😂😂😂😂if Kansiime can't make you laugh I don't who can.

  • @lavhelesaniprecious4709
    @lavhelesaniprecious4709 4 роки тому +424

    Who is here watching and reading them comments 😂😂😂😂😂Anne

  • @fionaskyler3704
    @fionaskyler3704 4 роки тому +644

    Can't blame kansiime, this guy is too hot to be true 🤣🤣

  • @drgamu
    @drgamu 4 роки тому +834

    "Lean back I'm ovulating." If more sisters were this honest they'd be in less trouble🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @blackqueen5804
      @blackqueen5804 4 роки тому +6

      Gamuchirai Kwaramba so true we learning brow😂

    • @trudy_triad
      @trudy_triad 4 роки тому +13

      Rean back, I'm ovurating. 😂😅😁

    • @nambugukimberly2200
      @nambugukimberly2200 4 роки тому +7

      am ovulating......this killed me....had he come any closer Kansiime ...what would be happening

    • @Fionafio
      @Fionafio 4 роки тому +3

      Taura hako Gamuchirai.

    • @jemmieefrank5646
      @jemmieefrank5646 4 роки тому +3

      Eeehhh...ovulating 😂😂😋lutenizing hormone at the peak

  • @bintsirajtv5944
    @bintsirajtv5944 4 роки тому +145

    I love when Black women stay true to their COLOURS....😝🥰

  • @benedictakudumo8255
    @benedictakudumo8255 9 місяців тому +154

    Who is still watching with me in 2024😂

    • @stellahwanyoike7865
      @stellahwanyoike7865 6 місяців тому

      🙋🏾‍♀️😘

    • @roniahkaseke8789
      @roniahkaseke8789 6 місяців тому +1

      I am rocking from Zimbabwe ☺️

    • @ugaticia
      @ugaticia 6 місяців тому

      am here😃😃

    • @CicieBlantina
      @CicieBlantina 6 місяців тому

      Tuko wengi😂😂😂😂

    • @ruthwangeci9267
      @ruthwangeci9267 6 місяців тому

      Had watched many years ago and still love it all over. This girl is a vibe😂😅

  • @charlygram_official
    @charlygram_official 4 роки тому +360

    Kansiime said “you’re too good to be true” I died laughing 😂😆. Sister is avoiding heartbreak👍😀

  • @tshifhiwamutshena6983
    @tshifhiwamutshena6983 4 роки тому +187

    I can't stop Laughing all the way from south Africa that guy is too good to be true kansime know her league😂😂😂😂

  • @shezy4240
    @shezy4240 4 роки тому +283

    Kansiime:You two elephant are not going to fight from here and break my eggs for free🤣🤣

  • @nabulyashakrahadam2774
    @nabulyashakrahadam2774 4 місяці тому +4

    Found this clip on Facebook straight to UA-cam 😂😂😂😂

  • @musasamelasoncasenduli1086
    @musasamelasoncasenduli1086 4 роки тому +892

    Lean back
    Lean back
    I'm ovulating..
    Kansiime, you wanna kill me.... I laughed all my guts out.. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣. In real situations, Anne was honest, sometimes somethings might be too good to be true.
    Love you Anne, from South Africa, Durban.

  • @Fionafio
    @Fionafio 4 роки тому +39

    "You 2 elephants are not going to fight....and break my eggs for free"😂😂😂😂

  • @yolanda908
    @yolanda908 4 роки тому +466

    "I cannot start something, I don't know how to end" Kansime Why? I love you from South Africa

  • @Tiger_brave
    @Tiger_brave 4 роки тому +19

    😂🤣😂🤣 I love this lady so much...she's so hilarious 🇳🇬🇳🇬🇳🇬

  • @kmuturi238
    @kmuturi238 4 роки тому +232

    "Lean back, lean back please, am ovulating" 😂😂😂😂😂
    My ribs are still hurting

  • @Girlfriends659
    @Girlfriends659 2 роки тому +4

    It's good to know ur league , and thanks for being brave enough to avoid heart break.

  • @winniewendy8390
    @winniewendy8390 4 роки тому +70

    Our East African ninja 😍😍😍 Kenya loves u Ann..

  • @sandrandhlovu6727
    @sandrandhlovu6727 4 роки тому +311

    "😹😹I know this is a blind date but sir you must be truly blind". Anne you gonna kill me
    # watching from Zimbabwe

  • @sarah73235
    @sarah73235 4 роки тому +194

    Kansiime loves beautiful people but from a distance, coz attention is the only competition she hates 😅😅😅

  • @harryozor2334
    @harryozor2334 Рік тому +3

    From Nigeria and I love kansiime a lot..she just talks too much...I would be at d receiving end of her talks and I won't be angry bcus I would be wondering where she's getting her words.. Her accent is funny to me and her words are unimaginable by me😂

  • @joshuachemutai8965
    @joshuachemutai8965 4 роки тому +70

    "And when you smile and then there's a window in the teeth" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @etapekang1992
    @etapekang1992 3 роки тому +54

    I wonder if she thinks about these things on the spot or plans them ahead. She is so good hahaha.

    • @millybadze2117
      @millybadze2117 2 роки тому

      I wonder too😅😅she’s just soooo funny 😁

    • @harryozor2334
      @harryozor2334 Рік тому

      That's what gets me d most..I wonder if she actually writes the script..or she just starts talking waaa😂

  • @euniemruka484
    @euniemruka484 4 роки тому +36

    "How would i end a relationship with you" that part killed me....... That man is something else.

  • @merohatutanise3989
    @merohatutanise3989 Рік тому +4

    🤣🤣🤣 lean back, lean back please, I’m ovulating 🤣🤣🤣 And the guy is good looking & having a smartphone whereas Kansiime is having a Nokia 3310 🤣🤣🤣 even the cats & dogs will be competing 🤣🤣🤣

  • @carrolflaviatim3046
    @carrolflaviatim3046 2 роки тому +13

    😂😂😂 this level of politeness and securing ur peace deserves an oscar

  • @radthiamaganyi9003
    @radthiamaganyi9003 4 роки тому +3

    feel free to call me for anything apart from a date.
    Konka mazima.
    This costume that was designed for her my goodness. Made the blind date lit😂🤣

  • @peaceharmony3934
    @peaceharmony3934 4 роки тому +7

    "Calm down? This is not a moment of silence!"
    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @kittykat1892
    @kittykat1892 3 роки тому +14

    😂😂😂"I cannot start something I don't know how to end"

  • @patrickmunyao8487
    @patrickmunyao8487 4 роки тому +4

    Thats how handsome men we are still single kansiime you just got its too good to be true.....Kenya's lovem

  • @linahmasitsamboya
    @linahmasitsamboya 8 місяців тому +1

    😂😂😂,"miss Kansiime", you go break my ribs ooh

  • @krishnamwangi1899
    @krishnamwangi1899 4 роки тому +11

    "Call me for anything but not for a relationship"
    Kansiime you are extra. Lol😂😂😂

  • @MHina-s2l
    @MHina-s2l 5 місяців тому +1

    This comedy opens blind eyes
    Kansiime you nailed it ❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤

  • @scovyaporsha777
    @scovyaporsha777 4 роки тому +37

    I started seeing Kansiime on WhatsApp. I've been in the UK for a while so the laugh you give me makes me feel close to home. You're very blessed. Keep being you and Blessings to you Always. Much Love 💕

  • @Pauline12365
    @Pauline12365 4 роки тому +5

    The date - That was too real and strength. She knows herself and walked away. 💪🏿 💗😂😂😂

  • @faridaothman
    @faridaothman 4 роки тому +48

    Hallo From Tanzania nimechelewa naombeni like zang hapa

  • @ladyanaai2561
    @ladyanaai2561 4 роки тому +2

    Kansiime my all time favourite comedian. Nakupenda Sana Kansiime Anne.

  • @harrietsimasiku3705
    @harrietsimasiku3705 4 роки тому +53

    24years and worked for 20years please think before lying 😂 😂 😂

  • @maggiekiryokya8275
    @maggiekiryokya8275 2 роки тому +2

    Lean back am ovulating... You gat me gal🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @lydiahmwasame5668
    @lydiahmwasame5668 Рік тому +9

    Did kansime just insulted her customer with "you smile then there is a window "😮😂😂😂❤❤❤

    • @TrebleXo-od5en
      @TrebleXo-od5en 5 місяців тому

      I just got that by reading it. I thought she meant a window to the soul bc the smile was so beautiful n intriguing. But seeing the woman have a gap now is 😂😂😂😂😂! She was really READING THEM!!

  • @ifrahabi4834
    @ifrahabi4834 3 роки тому

    This two lady they have beautiful skin colour. Manshaallah. Natural skin. This day you don’t see something natural

  • @MsXtines
    @MsXtines 3 роки тому +26

    “Don’t cry for me Argentina” these sketches are everything 😂😂 love from +254 🇰🇪

  • @NatuhweraJackie
    @NatuhweraJackie 5 місяців тому

    Your too good to be true, kansiime never disappoint, who is here with me in 2024

  • @samanthaumutoni8273
    @samanthaumutoni8273 4 роки тому +35

    This one has finished me and all my ancestors 🤣🤣🤣 Kansime you are such a pain killer watching you is so therapeutic. God bless you!

  • @computerlessons7753
    @computerlessons7753 4 роки тому +2

    This lady is hilarious, she is not willing to compete. can't stop smiling

  • @phyllis_Zee
    @phyllis_Zee 4 роки тому +22

    I died of laughter even before watching the whole clip 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I'm weak...
    Much love from South Africa ♥️♥️♥️♥️ I love your lady!! 💖👌🏾👏🏾

  • @mwadjumamukamfizi2216
    @mwadjumamukamfizi2216 4 місяці тому +1

    😂😂😂when you smile then there is a window 🤣🤣😊

  • @katsymnatasha9646
    @katsymnatasha9646 4 роки тому +7

    "When you smile and there is a window"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @emnetzerit1195
      @emnetzerit1195 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 i died at that she is so sarcastic

  • @shiinditileni9770
    @shiinditileni9770 3 роки тому +2

    You two elephants can not fight here😂😂, go fight in your compound and cause earthquake 😂😂🤣, Kansiime queen of comedy 👸

  • @namarashillah9960
    @namarashillah9960 4 роки тому +293

    So u mean if he leans forward u will conceive😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 please my ninja spare my ribs

  • @mercyakampulira8997
    @mercyakampulira8997 4 роки тому +2

    Oh my God this my best of all,, oh God kansiime

  • @sandianbc8732
    @sandianbc8732 4 роки тому +86

    Lol. 😂😂😂😂😂 Anne is right. I have looked at some guys too and said , thank you but no thanks. I can't be played in the middle of the day just like that. Sorry it's not him it's me😂😂😂😂😂

    • @mercymurimi3337
      @mercymurimi3337 3 роки тому +1

      Hahaha i totally agree. I've been there😂😂

  • @MiJeyra
    @MiJeyra 4 роки тому +26

    Who looked at their elbows to determine their age? Kansime you go kill us with laughter😂

  • @kylnieponga4809
    @kylnieponga4809 4 роки тому +6

    The way i love this cute woman! I love you Kansiime! You always put a smile on my face

  • @natwijukabronia6941
    @natwijukabronia6941 9 місяців тому

    Naye Kansiime I will not allow u kill me 😂😂😂😂😂mbu collecting like objects together 😅

  • @nomxhosapekani7966
    @nomxhosapekani7966 4 роки тому +220

    I came here to stop thinking about Corona. I am stuck in Germany and had to cancel my flight home due to the flight ban 😭😭

    • @sandranamuyomba5907
      @sandranamuyomba5907 4 роки тому +6

      Oh sorry dear may the Lord put his edge of protection around u in Jesus' name 🙏🏻🙏🏻

    • @MrsPenPal
      @MrsPenPal 4 роки тому +1

      Sorry to hear that love 💛. I made some vids about the travel ban and stuffs. Yeah Italy got hit bad. Stay safe 💛

    • @sosh3296
      @sosh3296 4 роки тому +3

      We apparently have 260cases in my Home state. America is also on a lock down. No flights no nothing. No supplies, stores are empty. We r out of toilet papers. May God safely see us through.

    • @nomxhosapekani7966
      @nomxhosapekani7966 4 роки тому +1

      @@sandranamuyomba5907 Thanks dear, at least the area I'm in it's a bit safe so far. I just sucks not to be with family at this point. I know people are used to using Jesus as a comfort but fact is he can't do nothing about this. A pastor in Korea is the cause of at leat 50% of infections there, cause they were saying no weapon formed against us, now more people are sick prooving that religion is just wishful thinking. Wishing you and your loved ones health and saftey.

    • @nomxhosapekani7966
      @nomxhosapekani7966 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrsPenPal Yeah I know, my colleague is Italian and also can't go home. Apparently a news clip mentioned that Itally did not stop their Chinese imports even after the outbreak hence the huge numbers. As usual Governments puts money before people.

  • @silenthealer4090
    @silenthealer4090 2 роки тому

    Don’t cry for me Argentina 🇦🇷!!!! Screeeaaammming!!! This children have picked up my things and carried them all the way to Africa!!!

  • @brightsitima7708
    @brightsitima7708 4 роки тому +18

    i love the way Ugandans speak their English

    • @Kemigishamercy
      @Kemigishamercy 3 роки тому +3

      Not all Ugandans speak like that dear, Kasiime comes from the south Western part of Uganda, thats that accent. Accents are different depending on the language and location in the country.

    • @nantongolydia5855
      @nantongolydia5855 2 роки тому +1

      Shz is Ugandan dat is the fact

    • @nayigasarah3985
      @nayigasarah3985 Рік тому

      She is a Ugandan, he said he loves how we speak English 👌
      It's funny how you want to rate how poor her ascent is, yet your tribe(kemigisha) has the worst ascent.
      She is representing us, and she is so fluent, we love you kansiime

    • @daisygloria3671
      @daisygloria3671 Рік тому

      I'm Ugandan too, we know that she has a great English accent though she uses the one from her native town in the skits

  • @dianeasima3096
    @dianeasima3096 3 роки тому +6

    When she said " what is this, I can't take u home" I almost fainted 😂😂😂

  • @angelkats5115
    @angelkats5115 4 роки тому +46

    I wish every girl knows that class attracts class😂😂Anne thanks for this skit

    • @emiolaadesina4095
      @emiolaadesina4095 4 роки тому

      Hmm, yes and no. And I don't think this has anything to do with self esteem.

  • @GordonNiwagaba-pk6nf
    @GordonNiwagaba-pk6nf 4 місяці тому +1

    For sure l have been missing this

  • @chloeirambona7431
    @chloeirambona7431 4 роки тому +39

    Go fight in the compound and cause earthquakes 😂😂😂😂

  • @RechealBera
    @RechealBera 4 місяці тому +1

    Banange dis lady🙉🙉🙉🙉🙉😂

  • @nontsikelelothandeka9294
    @nontsikelelothandeka9294 4 роки тому +4

    God I wish I can talk like Kansiime😅😅🙌 she talks non stop lord...

  • @olgaalabie2346
    @olgaalabie2346 4 місяці тому

    4yrs and it's still lung cracking 😂😂😂 watching from Ghana

  • @lovesaafrican2578
    @lovesaafrican2578 4 роки тому +156

    Kansime you always say Gerald doesn't have 6pack then you meet the one with 6pack and you become dizzy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @annopproducer214
    @annopproducer214 3 роки тому

    This woman is born a comedian 😂😂😂😂this are not jokes but just talent of making people laugh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @TheEssenceofBEINGwithBlessed
    @TheEssenceofBEINGwithBlessed 4 роки тому +9

    "Don't cry for me Argentina!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I am FINI-SHED

  • @sylviakemigabo5946
    @sylviakemigabo5946 2 роки тому

    Boojo KANSIIME manya empako niwe....oha i love you girl ......these handsome people toture us .........

  • @mercie4840
    @mercie4840 4 роки тому +4

    😂 😂 😂 😂 😂 😂. Don't cry for me here.
    This is not UN. 😂😂😂

  • @marthanghiilwamo4339
    @marthanghiilwamo4339 4 роки тому +3

    "Fight in the compound and cause earthquakes"😂😂😂😂

  • @JoeAmwelejoe
    @JoeAmwelejoe 4 роки тому +19

    "you two elephants can go fight outside" 😂😂😂😂

  • @CynthiaBitutu.
    @CynthiaBitutu. Рік тому +1

    You are too good to be true 😂😂😂it’s not you it’s me 😂😂😂

  • @ummuabeeha1677
    @ummuabeeha1677 4 роки тому +10

    Honestly ,with good guy my insecurities rise at full gear.I feel you anne

  • @kibonefiona5337
    @kibonefiona5337 3 роки тому

    Hahahaha kansime you can destroy people's minds 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HDbhzi
    @HDbhzi 4 роки тому +16

    Him: you're amazing
    Kansiime: who's amazing?me or ??😀😀😀😀😀😀

  • @nantongomaishara6799
    @nantongomaishara6799 2 роки тому

    🤣🤣🤣😃😄 serious this is too much loughters are killing me

  • @norahnayebare5313
    @norahnayebare5313 4 роки тому +19

    Me too would leave. Can't put my hrt in a place where i won't manage

  • @mariahshereni
    @mariahshereni 4 роки тому +24

    “i dont think they counted you as one person on the cencus,6 body parts”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @MrsPenPal
    @MrsPenPal 4 роки тому +5

    Anne you glow naturally no make up yet so radiant 😗

  • @boombahtz
    @boombahtz 4 роки тому +2

    Lol! "Give yourself some outside"... I love you for that one Anne...!

  • @melanin4499
    @melanin4499 4 роки тому +172

    I started laughing when she walked towards her date but then turns her back and calls him on the phone😂 I knew this was going to make my Monday lit😆 Kansi sending good vibes from AUS 😊

  • @asiasignz8871
    @asiasignz8871 3 роки тому

    He's too good t be true walai... Can't get tired of thse skits

  • @talentthedancer7237
    @talentthedancer7237 4 роки тому +21

    This literally happened to me akisinimecheka 😂😂😭😭politely lean back is my new catch phrase 😂

  • @gladysknasz4298
    @gladysknasz4298 4 роки тому +2

    This is organic comedy...This is exactly how we be feeling on blind dates if a guy turns out hot...we jst hv no guts to say so or even be candid abt it like kansime...

  • @munguci12
    @munguci12 4 роки тому +19

    "Lie things that are realistic."😂😂😂

  • @MamyClient
    @MamyClient 2 місяці тому

    For sure nothing is boring with kansime

  • @meganmac132
    @meganmac132 4 роки тому +24

    "Lean back lean back, I am ovulating"got me dead😆

  • @olivianamureme9363
    @olivianamureme9363 4 роки тому

    Hahahaha kituufu guy muggo nebwemba nze mugoba sirina gaffa pressure

  • @karuragirljustus5555
    @karuragirljustus5555 4 роки тому +47

    Who’s watching 3/19/20 corona will not stop us from laughing 😂

  • @epeli189
    @epeli189 4 роки тому +7

    I have exams tomorrow but I CANT STOP WATCHING KANSIIME😩💗💗

  • @leonorahndesanjo9898
    @leonorahndesanjo9898 4 роки тому +35

    Lean back am ovulating 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kansiime... eti I cannot take you home... looool I feel you

    • @MrsPenPal
      @MrsPenPal 4 роки тому +3

      Leonorah Ndesanjo ha ha ha she is 3 much. The best. Imagine I have been with her for almost a full decade and I am not tired of watching 💛

    • @leonorahndesanjo9898
      @leonorahndesanjo9898 4 роки тому +1

      @@MrsPenPal my goodness, ever since I started I can't stop watching I have notifications on on all her social media accounts!! She is soooooo real and down to earth..amazing natural talent

  • @Pst_LesegoAnia
    @Pst_LesegoAnia 4 роки тому

    🤣 🤣 🤣 I cannot start something I can not end. Too good to be true.

  • @amlaahmed3189
    @amlaahmed3189 4 роки тому +12

    Two elephants can't fighting inside her shop brok he eggs kansiime Ur so funny

  • @enocksinyangwe4425
    @enocksinyangwe4425 3 роки тому +2

    Ati,"its like you are collecting objects that look alike"😂😂😂

    • @enocksinyangwe4425
      @enocksinyangwe4425 3 роки тому

      Ati "like your boyfriend was Zinjathropas"😂😂ahh this woman talks

  • @thinavhuyolockecia9358
    @thinavhuyolockecia9358 4 роки тому +41

    😂😂😂 don’t feel bad it’s not you, it’s me

    • @shalomthembydonga1748
      @shalomthembydonga1748 4 роки тому +1

      thinavhuyo lockecia this line has ended a lot of relationships 😂😂😂🚮

    • @thinavhuyolockecia9358
      @thinavhuyolockecia9358 4 роки тому

      Shalom Themby Donga 😂😂 eyy and you’ll be there wondering, what are you trying to say😂😂😂😂

  • @dorahmagembe9668
    @dorahmagembe9668 4 роки тому

    Hahaha that fight from outside and cause earthquakes😁😁😁😁😁😁😁

  • @minahmaseko3235
    @minahmaseko3235 4 роки тому +5

    😂😂😂😂"when you smile there's a window in the teeth"😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @preciousnatalie5434
    @preciousnatalie5434 4 роки тому

    Gal from Mparo,I love you Kansiime

  • @albertmaswabi242
    @albertmaswabi242 4 роки тому +5

    That guy is a whole art, broh is on another level.

  • @kanyesigyecissy2525
    @kanyesigyecissy2525 Рік тому +1

    Dear Anne, I think you should do a part 2 of the blind date🥰🥰🥰 it was so hilarious