4 Musical Performances That Will Ruin Your Childhood - Spit Take Theater
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Some things don't age gracefully. Some things age only to disgrace the rest of us.
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"Ozzy was never an opera singer but he at least knew what neighborhood the correct key his songs lived in, and would drive past it screaming through a fog of hallucinations and to whatever was in front of his face..."
Now that was hilarious.
that bit with Axel Rose had me rolling, i could watch that clip of him warbling like Alan Wilson just swallowed a handful of old saltines with no water all day long, coupled with his increasingly painful grimacing between each failed attempt at singing words to his own songs makes this whole video an instant classic
Soren taking his shirt off is the only thing that'd ruin my childhood
Upon seeing it, I shall ascend into my planar form and be a child of man no more
Been there man.
There was a sketch where Soren spent the majority of it prancing around in his underwear IIRC.
Cracked Don't listen to MuffinManQuast, take your shirt off Soren, TAKE IT OFF! TAKE IT OFF!!!
I enjoyed reading this in Shrek's voice.
Spencer O'Dowd Really? What video?
I enjoy Cracked videos. I REALLY enjoy reading the comments of people who don't quite get what satire is, get so hilariously angry, and start shaking their frail internet fist.
Oh dear god, that Axl rose performance was horrible.
***** I can honestly sing better than Axl now.
Phibes Lives You probably have better moves, too!
acdc14terrace Even if Axl could sing like he used too it would still be sad. Not as sad as David Lee roth but still. It's weird how some bands-singers can age well and other can't. Guys like Brian Johnson, Bruce Dickenson, Bono and Geddy Lee are all older and are still much better than than Axl or Roth
the seeker
Roth is a perfect example of a guy who should hang it up, at least when it comes to singing live. I think the guys who rely on the high notes and screaming are the ones most effected by time. The dudes with the lower voices and falsettos seem to be able to sing well into their fifties.
Phibes Lives It's not just their voice degrading over time, thats gonna happen and I accept that, it's something else that bugs me in their demeanor. To me Axl just isn't himself anymore, like he is just not comfortable having fun with the music. I think deep down he knows he screwed up a good thing. Who knows just my thoughts.
At least Roth seems to be having fun but he doesn't sing well and on top of that he doesn't seem to have any creative interest in the band . Van Halen made a huge disastor of a mistake by dumping Hagar imo
Axl Rose's ego is so huge he thought he could retire from music and comeback over 10 years later and pick up where he left off. Meanwhile all the other members of Guns N Roses are looking and sounding better than ever. Slash even wrote 5 albums of brand new music and Axl is still performing welcome to the jungle.........
Jc333 Axl is and always was a prick.
+Jc333 Yeah they both had talent but Slash has certainly put his to better use and not been an ass about it
+Jc333 Slash is just a great talent and an all-around cool guy.
yeah he's nice and very talented (even more so without the booze and smack)
NevlinOnMC5669 You dont get it.
For a precious few seconds starting at 0:39, you think, "Hey, is Fred Durst actually trying to channel Nirvana? This...this almost sounds okay."
And then five seconds pass, and the reality that it was Fred Durst trying to sound cool while playing a guitar crashes down on you like God taking a particularly vindictive shit right on your head.
I hit Fred durst with a beer bottle at a show and got more applause than he did!
LOL yeah right. Even if what you said is true (more applause? Seriously dude nobody knows who you are) then you need to stick to drinking beer at home by yourself so you don't hurt someone and get your ass thrown in jail.
Evil Pressley nice but where did you get a bottle? no glass at venues. i wish this really happened.
While this is bs, my buddy hit the singer of papa roach with a water bottle and he threw a fit. True story. Salt lake city. X96 Big Ass Show.
@@henryviper9091 is that you Freddy?
If this is true you're a true hero... and I salute you.
The most hilarious part was the end...
..."and guys...*you're* going to like it too." o.0
lol
sounds like a fax machine being tortured hahaha
Childhood ruined? Hardly, this is the real shit. The girl who played ducky in the land before time was murdered by her father.
What ruined my childhood was finding out Dr Suess cheated on his wife, and his wife committed suicide because of it and married his mistress .
***** She also did it because of her long battle with illnesses including cancer.
Yeah that too.
adrian lebit Wait, what? Ducky was murdered by her father? No way.
Mhm when you look up her grave it says
"wind beneath jebs wings, yep, yep, yep "
The Ozzy video can be explained. If you've ever tried singing on stage with a band, you know that it can be very hard to hear yourself. When it's hard to hear yourself, it's almost impossible to sing perfectly in tune. Ozzy is almost entirely deaf, and Black Sabbath plays notoriously loud shows.
He has an ear piece turned waaaaay up so he can hear it. I think he was just exhausted..
+TheRailwaystationist Even with monitors, it can be hard to hear yourself.
Honestly i didnt care too much, still sounded like sabbath to me
+Chimps bottom still sounds like Sabbath but his voice has taken a toll for years now. Sharon should stop pimping her husband out now
The Axl Rose part was too funny @5:09 I really thought he was chocking and was about to die
well, he got something with his throat tho thanx to a surgery. the clothes were hilarious though XD
Hey cutie
Seeing what people like Axl Rose has turned into makes me wonder what would have happened to iconic stars who died too young if they hadnt died. Would Jim Morrison or Kurt Cobain pull an Axl too? If Axl had died at 27 would he be remembered as a huge icon rather than the massive asshole he was and is?
GroovingPict Jim Morrison would have pulled an Axl for sure. Kurt Cobain would stay cool. So would Jimi Hendrix.
The way Axl sung required him to be in great shape. The same with Robert Plant. Jim morrison sang low alot so he would be able to sing, and kurt cobain had a really great voice although i dont think he could be 50 and do his voice cracking thing that he used to do
Andrew M I feel that Hendrix would have helped other new stars rise in the music industry. Perhaps I am too optimistic? Jimi might have still performed, but from some interviews, I think he would have helped produced and play on albums and collab with other artists. Feel that Jimi would have stayed just as cool as BB King did.
"You either die a hero or you live long enough to see your self become the villian." - Harvy Dent... can we trust him?
that college humor sketch is an lol'er
The butthurt is strong in the comments. Those performances are just beyond awful, deal with it.
When the video started, I thought "No. 1 has got to be Axl Rose at Rock in Rio"
I'm not always right
But when I am it's because I know what old man lungs feel like
Holy crap face these were incredibly hard to watch.
3:00 no, those are NOT the original members of Van Halen, because there is Eddie's son on bass and not Michael Anthony. And what happened there is not entirely their fault - the pre-recorded keyboard track was played at the wrong sample rate by a rather incompetent stage technician. Kind of like 48Khz played at 44.1Khz, creates a transposition of a fraction of a semitone and there is no way to compensate that by moving to another key.
backslash68 It still sounds funny, though....
+backslash68 :Cracked most of your stuff is funny BUT any musician knows it was the sequenced track that was off key so making fun of Edward isn't cool. Don't know how high the band was to do the microphone shtick though. Eddie, Edward is what he prefers to be address as, is a stab in the back to Michael Anthony? They aren't as good with Wolfie!
Nope! The keyboard track was 100% right. Eddie forgot to grab his standard tuned guitar; thus, was playing in his usual 1/2 step down tuning. So, it sounded like shit.
Yes sounds like the drunk Eddie , Edward when he is clean and sober.
I agree the keyboard did sound slightly higher pitched and threw the whole song off.
He's not saying that these performances mean that the bands are bad. He's saying that, if you're a fan of any of these bands/people, particularly when you were a kid, here are some videos that will be difficult to watch.
It's called hyperbole, guys.
Bonus: the bands are fucking awful too.
Limp Bizkit was funny, but Axl? Fuck that was sad.
He's much better now
+Vlajs101RnR someone's deaf
he was never better
+PsychobillyStompin' "he was never better". Someone doesn't know how the English language works.
I'm saying he always sucked, fucking moron
"...made my pupils dilate out of my retinas..." Probably should've looked up some basic eye anatomy for that one, Cracked.
A physically impossible feat still being impossible. Yea should probably look into the physics of gravity while making a quip about defying gravity. Kinda like shitting my right pinky finger out my left eye lid because guess what Its already impossible so doubt the details on anatomy matter. Unless of course you thought it was a serious statement in which case you have one or two insincere apologies from me.
Oh my gawd, I frickin LOVE this guy! Articulate, intelligent, wry, sarcastic, ironic humour you could spread on bread! I used to read MAD magazine, back in the day, but if this guy is a fair example of what their publication has to offer, I'm on board. I'm still laughing my ass off, his critiques of ageing rockers was SO dead-on! LMFAO...
Aww look at Cracked responding to the community, how nice.
We hired a prisoner to take care of it once every six weeks! Enjoy!
Cracked Thanks!
In regards to the Van Halen performance, what happened was that the backing track they were playing to (the synth stabs) was accidentally converted to a different sample rate which made it so the members were playing the OG parts but out of tune with the backing track. You can see the guitarist try to find the key by trying different ones.
Logic flaw: you could never, ever make me feel bad by saying something bad about Fred Durst.
"Lolololololololol knees knees.... I wanna watch you WHEEZE! HUAH!"
All original members of VH? I forgot Wolfgang played on "1984".
Right? How the fuck does anybody get that wrong? He even looks like a kid!
He was swimming in his dad's ballsack so technically he was there........
+Jc333
Every sperm is sacred,
every sperm is great,
if a sperm is wasted,
God gets quite irate...
Ozzy? Come on, cut the guy some slack. He's been rockin' since before you were born. The only one I can support on this list is Fred Durst attempting to play a guitar. If you're bad, and know you're bad, don't make a fool of yourself until you've had a lot more practice.
+Thomas Lanton I think axl deserved what was coming to him too. He thought unlike all of the other guys in Guns and Roses that left he could stop for 10 years and come back to it like he never stopped.
+ScrubLord Adisx Ozzy SUCKS
+Marco Sánchez Try doing 25 pounds of coke and drink 13 gallons of alchohol in 2 weeks and we'll see how good you are at singing.
"Marky Mark" Markus Gaming/LurkingFan4 yeah, that's why he should shut the fuck off
Marco Sánchez
I meant that he sings far better than anyone else possibly could after shit like that, he and Kilmister are probably the only 2 people that have done so much stuff like that and are still alive, hell, Lemmy has even slept with over 1000 women, now that's metal as fuck.
Sorry, Nothing got ruined here. Live performances were always awful, no surprise there. Why would someone waste their time on those noisy, crowded, chaotic gatherings if their studio recorded mp3's sounded a lot better?
For fun?
Cracked Yeah... I've heard that theory about people having fun in a big crowds. It usually relates to being stoned :)
EvilScrooge Not all public events require drug use. Please tell me you know that? Are you the Matrix?
EvilScrooge Humans are generally social. We can have immense fun in crowds, provided we go about it the right way.
Megido It's all just introverted vs extroverted personalities, introverts usually feel drained and exhausted after time around people and need to "recharge" alone, while extroverts recharge around people. I agree with scrooge on this one.
What the fuck's with Axl? The guy who got at the other band members for drug abuse looks like someone who abused every drug there is. And the guys that were snorting, popping and spiking back then look healthy as hell now. Except for Steven Adler.
He looks like he's wearing a fat suit
bah-Dumb bum666 I think you just answered your own question - all those drugs he took in his youth prevented him from staying in shape, apparently.
No matter what anyone tells you, drugs rarely do any good.
They play hundred concerts a year and one bad performance is all you got?
Every G&R live show sucked from the very beginning. You can do wonders in the studio, but live, the suck is all you can hear. Funny how people are only now talking about VH, as DLR never gave a shit to begin with.
Mariah Carey top all these with her New Year's performance.
I don't feel shitty for buying Three Dollar Bill, Y'all it was and still is a dope album.
same lol
Yep. Pretty cool album to me too.
Great album.
You must be one lonely loser
MrNYCinc
Nope.
Cracked.....The poor-man's MAD magazine....
***** that doesnt work, because mad magazine was for kids and teens, never cost much...mad isnt around anymore really..so...
Cracked has some really good articles about serious issues too
+Hi no it does not
+TheOldOakSyndicate
TheOldOakSyndicate... The poor-man's human being...
Cracked, not a fucking magazine.
what the fuck did I just watch......keep up the good work
A UA-cam VIDEO. YOU WATCHED A VIDEO ON UA-cam!
Rodger Smith hahahahaha, i thought he said ''shank my friend tonight!''
Cracked you talk too much your fucking annoying
Thanks Cracked, this was just what I needed to lift my spirits after I watched a bunch of them 6-year olds perform perfect covers in here.. Damn them lil' bastards.
Did they really ruin my childhood?
Yeah.
Touche...
The Great Tinkerer You're a Gentleman, through and through.
Cracked BURRITOE.
Limp Bizkit is dope as fuck.
Chocolate Starfish and Hotdog Flavored Water straight up.
...Fred Durst was my childhood? What audience are you trying to reach here? 17-year-olds?
God I hated durst. He's such a tool. And he sucked at everthing musical
anyone in there 20's most likely
Fred Durst was in my childhood, I'm 23. You're just getting too old, mate if you consider Limp Bizket a thing with current teens.
I'm in my thirties. He was popular when I was in my very late teens. I never said that I considered him to be a thing with the current teens... but that is about the right age group for 17-year-olds to be culturally aware of him, rather than the other groups, which are geared more towards people my age and older. There's a jarring disconnect in the age groups of the bands listed in the video is all I'm saying. It makes it unclear who the audience for this video is.
Jason Gormally I don't think there is a jarring disconnect at all. Black Sabbath was for children of the 70's, Van Halen was for children of the 80's, Gun's N' Roses was for children of the 90's and Limp Bizkit was for children of 00's.
Fred may suck on the guitar but he's made many people have a great time while listening to his music.
There's the best, the worst, and then finally the Durst.
I was just munching some Corn Nuts when you showed the clip of David Lee Roth bouncing on the giant inflated microphone, and I lost several bits of Corn Nuts! That was so damn funny!
5:45 ... Doctor Rockzo, is that you?
I DO COCAINE
Imagine yourself as a professional performer with a camera trained on you every second of every performance. Now imagine a prick with no life combing through every frame of video looking for a few less-than-perfect seconds out of a lifetime of your blood, sweat and tears just so he could tell the world you suck. Cracked sucks. It's always been a knockoff that never measured up and continues to be so to this day.
Fred Durst attempting to play guitar...... Well not so much playing it as much as feeling it up like a 15 year old boy seeing boobs for the first time, which, ironically, was Limp Bizkits fan base back then
lol
Cut him some slack, at least it's least not lil wayne playing the guitar.
If memory serves me right, the Van Halen fiasko was because the backing track for synths was in wrong sample rate or similar mishap ending to sound like guitar would be around half of the halfstep... :)
And who is this guy to judge anything??? Enjoy you're 15 seconds of UA-cam fame.
No likes
Some 20 something probably vegan city dwelling twit who overpays for everything and probably never changed a tire in his life.
you got some hurt feelings dude?
+Justin Silvershit what does changing a tire have to do with anything?
The commentary is hilarious! How could so many people dislike this?!
Edward Van Halen can't play guitar and keyboards at the same time (no one can), so they use pre-recorded keyboard tracks (that Eddie played) for certain songs. Eddie tunes his guitar to Eb. For whatever reason, the guitar in this video is tuned to E, so it sounds out-of-tune compared to the pre-recorded keyboard track. Why a roadie or guitar tech didn't hear what was going on (as it is blatantly apparent to anyone with musical ears), and bring him a properly tuned guitar is beyond me.
Axl really sounded like shit a few years ago lmao.i can't believe he got his voice back now
I don't regret buying my Limp Bizkit albums, and I still listen to them regularly to this day. Huge fan. However I will admit the guitar playing Fred was pretty hard to watch.
+conker206 That is why that was thankfully the only time
+conker206 dude seriously....3 dolla bills was fucking fantastic....significant other was petty good....after that I kinda stopped...but Ive always loved Limp Bizkit
+Robert O'Steen well I make number four here who has no regrets about it. Those are fucking great cds. That means only one thing, yep, our host here is a fucking hater. Counterfeit! on the other hand I am not buying the newer shit with cash money.
+Zack Franklin POLLUTION!!! haha...
Everyone has weird tastes, don't worry about it.
To be fair to Van Halen, the synthesizer part was played through the sound system at the wrong frequency, which made it higher pitched than the instruments were supposed to be playing. Not entirely Eddie's fault, and I'm sure if the bass were more audible, it would be right out of tune with him.
The fred durst guitar solo was at a free concert in finsbury park, london so to say the people there were paying customers is incorrect
+Misanthropy83 Like anyone expects Cracked to actually do a modicum of research?
well they should
Three dollar bill is a good album
I saw limpbizkit live at leeds festival at the weekend. I wasn't too excited to see him but for old times sake we went. omg he was the best performance of the weekend. He didn't play guitar but he was ssoooo good!!
Those are the original members of Van Halen?
everyone but Micheal Anthony who was replaced by Eddie's son Wolfie.
Yeah, I know.
+rvdsm Then why did you ask? Are you testing me? I DON'T DO MATH. LEAVE ME ALONE!
+rvdsm Why the hell did you ask then?
+rvdsm Hey fuckace.. answer the question.
The guns and roses performance woke up all my neighbor's pets.
Wes Borland played all the guitars on 3 Dollar Bill Y'all, not Fred Durst so I don't see how that's relevant.
my favorite comment is "dilating my pupils out of my retinas" because it makes as much sense as "eating the shit out of these peanuts"
This commentator is far more annoying than any of these performances.
+James Reeno Which commentator? There's thousands of comments on this video? Be more specific
Agree!!!!!
+Tym Duck The person commentating in the video perhaps? Dumbass.
+Cyril Figgis Yes...that is what I said. You MORON.
I love you
"Some things don't age gracefully. Some things age only to disgrace the rest of us." i could swear they wrote that description about themselves
The commentary is cringe worthy....
When one member or piece of equipment fucks up, you do not stop playing. Its a golden rule of performing
That was the worst cracked video I've ever seen. Didn't make me laugh once. Shi**in on artists while this video is horrible is the only funny part. Someone needs to be fired.
We'll send your complaint to HR. You should hear back from us in 3 to 5 business days.
Cracked Sweet. Thanks. Now that you'll have an opening, Where do i send my resume? I'll need to work from home, part time, and I'm not very funny.The funny part doesn't seem to be a big problem to you fellas though since this video was created. I loved you guys on the Bryan Callen Podcast btw.
Axl looks like he buys all his clothes and accessories online after a box of wine.
Surely Ozzy Osbourne gets a pass.
Even though I've never really taken to Sabbath or him as a solo artist, he's one of the TRUE legends of rock drank stupid amounts, did stupid amounts of drugs and turned his amps up to 11.
Basically, if you're British and a rock star from around the 60's and 70's, you have to work hard to not be a classified as a legend.
you now what will really ruin your childhood? knowing that super mario is actually collecting money to buy more shrooms, while being high on shrooms
Lil Wayne can't play guitar either (to put it mildly) - that never stopped him from trying, though...
David Lee Roth(born 10/10/54) was almost 60 when VH released "A Different Kind of Truth" in 2012!
Axl Rose was never cool to begin with, Guns-n-Roses is one of the most over rated bands of ALL time. 90% of his songs are love ballads and yet he is supposedly considered heavy metal when he 1st came out, which totally eludes me or he is considered rock n roll which like I said with that many love ballads is just pathetic.
You forgot to mention how annoying his voice is
To me slash made guns and roses cool
To me slash made guns and roses cool
Fred Durst.? Limp Biscuit concert at "I ball" , the international ballroom in Atlanta! ! ABSOLUTELY THE BEST CONCERT EVER!! The temp. was 110 degrees outside and the sold out show was over filled. The a/c in the building failed, so everyone got naked in the building, dumping water and ice on each other. Security lost all control and people tore the doors off the building!!! UNFORGETTABLE! !
u ruin the whole experience with your endless talking
The Van Halen thing was because the synth backing track was off key. I'm pretty sure Eddie and Wolfgang were trying (and failing) to actually play the song in the different key to get it to sound right, and it just made it worse.
This video and guy is worst than the videos he's trying to bash
Just throwing out there... that wasn't the original lineup of Van Halen. That's Wolfgang Van Halen on bass.
I respect Fred Durst way more than Axel Rose.
+freroller I agree, and I'm actually a fan of Limp Bizkit as well. Maybe Limp Bizkit aren't the greatest artists in the world, but Durst and the rest are better than a lot of musicians today. Peace.
Vincent Medina Everyone does that, even women. And I'm pretty sure that's not a picture of you, either. This is UA-cam, and sometimes people don't take themselves so seriously here. Peace.
Vincent Medina I'm a big fan of their music, that's all. I thought it was a really interesting picture so I decides to use it, that's all.
I get you, kid. You're the type that goes on UA-cam and starts shit with people. It's unnecessary. Peace.....oh, excuse me.....Take it easy.
I do too and I'm not proud of that
Three dollar bill is still better album than whatever shit comes today
Methinks this Cracked series could do with someone that doesn't look/sound like the most socially awkward, inarticulate kid ever.
And which person in cracked to you think isn't a socially awkward, inarticulate kid inside? Even Soren is a big ol' nerd and has his awkward spells.
Seriously, have you guys not heard the thousands of people that say the guy talking through all of the videos sucks? He's not funny, his smirks after his not-funny jokes pisses us off, and you really could just show the videos with nobody talking. Get the fucking hint.
You spent so much time talking over the vid, apparently to sound witty, I missed the crappy performances.
you know google exists right? and he's encouraging you to go watch them on your own? okay just checking. you were trying so hard to be witty i missed your point.
I doubt he's going to reply
To Axel: Now you're trying to hurt me, huh? Me: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!
Please stop complaining and insulting and just play the videos.
This basically taught me that old people tend to suck at singing after awhile. I wonder how the almost-eighty year olds that don't suck now, however, don't suck yet.
That's a flawed conclusion but you pose a good question. Aging... is bad for you (sucks about the alternatives) but technical mastery goes a long way to preserving a voice once you've developed it. From there, people don't age overnight (well, at least, not by more than about eight hours per) - Michael Bolton, who moved in much the same artistic circles as Ozzy Osbourne and opened for Black Sabbath before unsuccessfully auditioning for the band's lead singer spot, recently performed on Last Week Tonight. The performance is flawless, even alongside one from nearly 30 years ago. Whatever's going on with Ozzy and Van Halen... "old" ain't the problem. And then there's Billie Holliday, the greatest Jazz singer of...ever... Holliday died in her 40's, but her voice was already damaged. Wikipedia cites the substance abuse for damaging her vocal cords, but "We don't treat [black people] at this hospital" was considered mission statement material at the time and she can't have used any more chemicals than Elvis did. And yet, her late recordings count among her finest. So, it's complicated. But chronological age probably isn't the deciding factor until quite late in the game.
Every performance by a star cannot be perfect
My childhood was ruined way before this video.
Axl seems to forget the lyrics to Welcome to the Jungle and morph them into the lyrics to Youre Crazy for a second there.
He looks like a muppet, by the way
Well to be fair they were playing welcome to the jungle on acoustic guitars like You are crazy back in the day.
This did not phase me......... Still love all these
"Some things don't age gracefully. Some things age only to disgrace the rest of us." - Like his career in 10 years time.
Just because someone is great doesn't mean they can't be over the hill. I honestly think it's the artists who do not look back to their glory days that do the best. The ones who are constantly out there making new music, new collaborations, new albums year after year, taking risks. A net benefit is that their performing skills are always on point so that when they do one of the hits they can still give it poignancy.
+welles Just saw The Doors live a while ago and they were amazing!! Some people really kept it up!
+Z-Dine Studio I think that was a cover band. When half the original lineup is dead, it is officially a cover band.
welles I suppose that's fair, but the half that were there were still impressive.
Proud purchase, still enjoying it lol
My childhood still exists.
"Six" reasons why a nerdy diatribe about slobbie carnies will make a scoreboard seem squintly in your favor
Patton Oswalt has an amazing standup routine about the last one lol
This show still one of the things i really miss about "cracked that was"
I saw Guns back in the 90's with Skid Row and it kicked ass,one of my favorite concerts ever but Axl has now ruined 2 iconic bands,Guns and AC/DC,could someone just please make him stop? Enough is enough for God sakes.
Judging from the commentary, you may wish to change the segment name to 'Miss The Point Theater'. In any event, I for one appreciate intelligent satire- and you consistently deliver the goods :-)
my childhood's been over long ago, no one else can ruin what's already over. In this case, this would rather be a clear displayal of insanity
As a teen, I contemplated the lyric "turn around bitch, I got a use for you" and asked myself, "About what portion of the time I spend shackled to my shitty teen job, do I feel like dedicating to THIS man?". Not long after, something called "Napster" was invented. UP NEXT: "Coolness", that thing our overreactive 80's parents were weaned on, also fails to save Axl Rose, Ozzy Osbourne or Van Halen from themselves either.
okay let's hear your music big guy
This is the fifth Cracked video I've watched in a row, and I'm glad that I stuck with it. This Jack O'Brien guy is hilarious. I wasn't sure if I thought he was funny during the first video. 30 minutes later, this guy needs to get into stand-up! Funny shit Mr. O'Brien, funny shit!
Pointless video. Move on.
pointless comment, keep scrolling.
+Alexander Navarro Hahahah, you just lookin to argue with other kids on UA-cam?
+Roger Win Hmmmm, dont know why you're so pissed. But no thanks babe!