Rise Of The Living Robots | Answers With Joe

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  • @cannibalbananas
    @cannibalbananas 4 роки тому +264

    "Life is just an endless series of putting food in one hole just to shoot it out the other hole". I need this on a coffee mug, Joe

    • @NathaNeil27
      @NathaNeil27 4 роки тому +7

      And also finding new ways to use your holes 😏

    • @Smittel
      @Smittel 3 роки тому +1

      thats a hell of a mouthful isnt it

    • @ccole1255
      @ccole1255 3 роки тому +2

      Should be "... putting stuff in one hole just to shoot it out another hole".]

    • @H.Liddell
      @H.Liddell 3 роки тому +1

      Legit! I laughed so hard 🤣😃

    • @centauri9458
      @centauri9458 3 роки тому +4

      Captain D's motto. Except sometimes you put it in one hole and it comes out the same one and the other. Also makes you beg God to make it stop

  • @robinholmes9179
    @robinholmes9179 4 роки тому +234

    "We're basically a worm that grew a human around itself." - Spot on, and a really neat description! :)

    • @danielchoritz1903
      @danielchoritz1903 3 роки тому +2

      like this, pretty neat summary on the egoistic gen

    • @demonsty
      @demonsty 3 роки тому +2

      i love joe scott. i think he's subconciously my favorite you tuber.

    • @hankblaster
      @hankblaster Рік тому +2

      ...to be food for worms.

  • @kloassie
    @kloassie 4 роки тому +54

    0:55 "We're basically a worm that grew a human around itself" - Joe Scott
    This'll definitely go into my all-time top favourite quotes!!

    • @Duke00x
      @Duke00x 4 роки тому

      I'm pretty sure he stole that from zefrank1
      .

    • @kloassie
      @kloassie 4 роки тому +2

      @@Duke00x and zefrank1 stole it from Einstein who said "Wir sind einfach eine Wurm wer wuchs eine Mensch rund sich" to the nurse at his deathbed

    • @Gladiamdammit
      @Gladiamdammit 4 роки тому +2

      They all stole the concept from Earthworm Jim.

  • @yrebrac
    @yrebrac 4 роки тому +41

    I mean, I'm already afflicted by existential nihilism on the crapper, but "just a worm that grew a human around it" really cut

  • @VaxzaLimeIsCool
    @VaxzaLimeIsCool 3 роки тому +10

    This channel is underrated, thanks for putting in the hard work for us

  • @thephoenixempyre2300
    @thephoenixempyre2300 4 роки тому +82

    I will always remember the line:
    "You ever have to shit so bad it gave you an existential crisis?"
    That line was pure gold

    • @ccole1255
      @ccole1255 3 роки тому

      @@Jose_Hunters_EWF_Remixes WHAAAAA? where tf do you live dude, that public toilets have been replaced by "shit buckets"?!? 😆😆😆

  • @slavkopejic3140
    @slavkopejic3140 4 роки тому +27

    You cracked that meaning of life in under 30 seconds, impressive.

  • @jemborg
    @jemborg 4 роки тому +73

    Slaughterhouses are "disassembly lines".

  • @Wolfmaxy
    @Wolfmaxy 4 роки тому +3

    Your authentic way of talking like you're talking to a friend is the reason I love your videos! Keep it up!

  • @JimStenman
    @JimStenman 4 роки тому +11

    I so thoroughly enjoy this combination of information and laughs, thanks for all the hard work you put into these videos!

  • @alexbartle3084
    @alexbartle3084 4 роки тому +421

    “Octopuses are a popular inspiration in soft robotics... and Japanese porn”
    I laughed so hard I inked myself

    • @akuma7616
      @akuma7616 4 роки тому +15

      lol, Man of culture I guess.

    • @yopassthefuckinsalt922
      @yopassthefuckinsalt922 4 роки тому +9

      I took a screenshot of that moment and made it my pc wallpaper, lol. His facial expression makes it hilarious to me

    • @Gladiamdammit
      @Gladiamdammit 4 роки тому +4

      Well played, sir. WELL played.

    • @lamdelmundo8492
      @lamdelmundo8492 4 роки тому +8

      I see that Joe is a man of culture as well 😏

    • @yopassthefuckinsalt922
      @yopassthefuckinsalt922 4 роки тому +3

      I'd like to know the sauce, though

  • @jawbrace
    @jawbrace 4 роки тому +81

    Spider uses hydraulics to move their legs. That's why when they die, their legs curl up. Great video Joe.

    • @anewman
      @anewman 4 роки тому +3

      The fact that it happens so instantaneously is pretty wild

    • @jawbrace
      @jawbrace 4 роки тому +5

      @@anewman I believe that's because they don't have a "skeleton" like we do. :)

    • @maartendj2724
      @maartendj2724 4 роки тому +3

      @@jawbrace No I think that's just because their heart stops as they die, if we stretched our limbs with blood pressure they would also instantaneously contract at death (I think)

    • @jawbrace
      @jawbrace 4 роки тому +2

      @@maartendj2724 Spider have an exoskeleton as opposed to us that have an endoskeleton.
      animals.mom.com/spider-bones-10356.html

    • @jawbrace
      @jawbrace 4 роки тому +3

      @@maartendj2724 It's called hemolymph. You can see more here:
      cpb-us-e1.wpmucdn.com/blogs.cornell.edu/dist/7/3643/files/2013/09/How-Do-Spiders-Move-1bpzbvb.pdf

  • @multicoloredcheese7936
    @multicoloredcheese7936 4 роки тому +266

    Joe: have you ever been sitting on the toilet evacuating your bowels
    Me: Hey that’s me!

    • @yankee1376
      @yankee1376 4 роки тому +11

      That's half his audience.

    • @autohmae
      @autohmae 4 роки тому +2

      Only when I have a huge hangover.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  4 роки тому +103

      I should probably go through all the comments and write down all the people who were on the toilet when watching this. I have a feeling it's a pretty high percentage.

    • @PinataOblongata
      @PinataOblongata 4 роки тому +6

      @@joescott I can't wait for 2021 when a mysteriously antibiotic-resistant strain of E. coli takes out all the filthy millennials who take their phone into the toilet with them.

    • @dayalasingh5853
      @dayalasingh5853 4 роки тому +2

      @@joescott I was one of those people

  • @maddiesanabria5047
    @maddiesanabria5047 3 роки тому +2

    i appreciate the amount of times you showed that mall security robot in the fountain...there was one of those that wandered around my subway station I used to get to work and i HATED it

  • @reichstein011
    @reichstein011 4 роки тому +13

    In the movie "eXistenZ" they use genetically modified animals (including frogs) to make various tech. In one scene a character assembles a gun from the leftovers of "the special" at a rather strange restaurant. They also use a VR device which is essentially a living organism engineered for that purpose.
    Cool movie, check it out if you haven't seen it.

    • @maxwyght1840
      @maxwyght1840 4 роки тому +2

      In case ypu haven't watched the ending, the entire thing happens inside a VR game inside a VR game.
      The top level is a VR game using regular VR HMDs, so the entire "bio-engineered" thing is about as plausible as any other magic system in every classic MMO

    • @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282
      @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282 3 роки тому +2

      @@maxwyght1840 Or was it? lol

  • @spellbinder3113
    @spellbinder3113 4 роки тому +102

    Reminds me of that movie with Robin Williams - Bicentennial Man.

  • @Sciencerely
    @Sciencerely 4 роки тому +4

    As a biomedical researcher, I think it's great to see how different branches of science come together to develop new technologies. Some scientists are currently trying to develop hearing implants which involve gene therapy and micro-LEDs + an AI. In principle, DNA is introduced into neurons of ears which make them active when they are stimulated with light and tiny LEDs which produce light in response to sound are transplanted (I made a video about this a long time ago). Compared to conventional hearing implants (where you can often only distinguish between roughly 22 sounds), these new implants might enable patients to hear even better than healthy individuals!

  • @TheMightyZwom
    @TheMightyZwom 4 роки тому +98

    Joe: "But of course one of the best use cases for soft robots comes in the field of [...]"
    Me: "Japanese porn!"
    Joe: "[...] surgery"
    Me: "Oh... yeah... surgery... of course..."

  • @yahdood6015
    @yahdood6015 4 роки тому +61

    Me: sitting on the toilet evacuating my bowels
    Joe: “have you ever been sitting on the toilet evacuating your bowels”

  • @waxfur5129
    @waxfur5129 4 роки тому +2

    You were already my favorite UA-camr. Then you mentioned Metropolis and stole my heart. My favorite movie

    • @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282
      @lucyfyrearchoftwilight9282 3 роки тому +1

      Yes but it wasn't about robots rising up. It was a metaphor for how society has turned the working class into slaves and when you see the machine being fed workers, i think that represents how modern society feeds upon the lives of the working class.

  • @dp6447
    @dp6447 4 роки тому +133

    “How did he avoid getting burned at the stake?” Asking the real questions Joe.

    • @Kittsuera
      @Kittsuera 4 роки тому +13

      because it was purely mechanical. everyone knows witchcraft involves doctors, medicine, crazy cat ladies, bilingual speakers of obscure languages and people performing tricks without revealing their secrets. it also involves people doing their laundry in the same pot one cooks soup. U.U

    • @suimeingwong2043
      @suimeingwong2043 4 роки тому +2

      He made himself useful and designed a bunch of weapons of war.

    • @Soken50
      @Soken50 4 роки тому +7

      I see a few comments saying he worked for the church but most importantly he was close to the Medicis, a very influential family in Italy that would have given him a lot of connections to avoid trouble, the fact that Florence was the centre of the Christian Humanist school of thought (a more 'scientific' creed) likely played a role as well.

    • @paddor
      @paddor 4 роки тому +5

      Probably because he had a penis? 🤷‍♂️

    • @k1sfd1974
      @k1sfd1974 4 роки тому +2

      He was more likely to be burned at the stake for all the research he did on the human body via dissection. It’s one of the many reasons he did work for the Church.( to avoid a very painful and messy death). You can also see a LOT of hidden knowledge in the art he did, especially that which he did FOR the church. I’d have to guess it’s how he got his adrenaline rush knowing he was painting HUGE taboos in his works.
      He was one of those “once in several generations” geniuses that quite frankly leaves me just smh at his discoveries. Remember to think about WHEN these discoveries were made and then realize that he didn’t have the same shoulders to stand on that later scientists did.

  • @rosemarym5334
    @rosemarym5334 4 роки тому +260

    Joe: Shares his toilet seat fantasies.
    Me: Am literally in the toilet when watching this. #PROTECTTHETUBE.

  • @LemonyBello
    @LemonyBello 4 роки тому +242

    Joe: "Have you ever been sitting on the toilet"
    Me on the toilet: 😳

  • @MrAll7200
    @MrAll7200 4 роки тому +4

    This channel is very underrated, you should have 5M subscribers by now

  • @donjosephus
    @donjosephus 4 роки тому

    I admit that I haven't watched a Joe video for a little bit, but the way this one started brought me right back to why I love this channel - thanks to Joe and all his supporters.

  • @Romandy13
    @Romandy13 4 роки тому +257

    "Is life just continuously shoving food down one hole and out the other hole?"
    Gee, thanks. Now I am about to go on a week long existential crisis again.

    • @ptonpc
      @ptonpc 4 роки тому +7

      Also reproducing that tube to replace you when your own digests its last food.

    • @brocky1970
      @brocky1970 4 роки тому

      hahahaha

    • @SteleCat
      @SteleCat 4 роки тому +4

      I'm glad I'm not the only one who regularly undergoes existential crises.

    • @liamr6761
      @liamr6761 4 роки тому +2

      I personally think it's a wholely comprehensive outlook on life.
      ...
      Get it?

    • @tonyduncan9852
      @tonyduncan9852 4 роки тому +2

      Life should always be an existential crisis. It's where the Meaning IS.

  • @foxpup
    @foxpup 4 роки тому +19

    Perhaps Leonardo Davinci avoided being burned at the stake because he also built interesting weapons of war. Like today, It's amazing what people will put up with to get the latest and greatest tools for killing each other.

  • @ThatReplyGuy
    @ThatReplyGuy 4 роки тому +44

    The robots in Horizon: Zero Dawn self-sustain on biofuel, and look how things turned out.

    • @Rayowag
      @Rayowag 4 роки тому +4

      Glad I'm not the only one thinking about that 😂

    • @TheMightyZwom
      @TheMightyZwom 4 роки тому +3

      Well... We self-sustain on biofuel, and look how things are turning out :D

    • @adamwest8711
      @adamwest8711 4 роки тому +2

      Helluva game.

    • @samrijijkot
      @samrijijkot 4 роки тому +1

      @@TheMightyZwom At least we do not replicate at an unsustainable pace....OH WAIT

    • @TheMightyZwom
      @TheMightyZwom 4 роки тому

      @@samrijijkot :D

  • @DreainCZE
    @DreainCZE 4 роки тому +1

    2:15 - WOW A+ for the pronunciation. Very well done.

  • @somethingelse4878
    @somethingelse4878 4 роки тому

    A new video from Joe always helps the day along
    Thanks from a cold and wet uk

  • @frmcf
    @frmcf 4 роки тому +31

    10:07 - “they can be squozen” I sincerely hope that the word “squozen” is here to stay.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  4 роки тому +10

      Squizzed?

    • @frmcf
      @frmcf 4 роки тому +7

      @@joescott Dude, you nailed it with 'squozen'. Ain't no improving on perfection!

    • @James-MV
      @James-MV 4 роки тому +5

      @@joescott Freeze : frozen, squeeze : squozen. It's been in the informal lexicon for many decades.

    • @deanmcmanis4862
      @deanmcmanis4862 4 роки тому

      @@frmcf Squozen brand, squid-flavored popsicles coming soon!

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 роки тому +5

      Says "squozen" and didn't even flinch. Like a boss. 😂

  • @nickbenton3545
    @nickbenton3545 4 роки тому +45

    Humanity: let’s make more organic robots!
    Also humanity: *immediately begins inventing Lovecraft monsters*

  • @evanfrew1834
    @evanfrew1834 4 роки тому +21

    0:36
    EVERY MORNING
    EVERY FREAKING MORNING, MY FRIEND

  • @AlanUnpronounceable
    @AlanUnpronounceable 4 роки тому

    Its nice to come back to this channel after OLF and see Joe perform a smooth segue between segments, and without saying speaking of.

  • @charliewhitelock2861
    @charliewhitelock2861 4 роки тому +1

    I would love to see a video of you exploring the idea of faster than light communication.

  • @nothefabio
    @nothefabio 4 роки тому +59

    "How did he avoid getting burned at the stake?"
    The Medici. That was how.

    • @springbloom5940
      @springbloom5940 4 роки тому +9

      Which just goes to show, what an intolerable asshat Galileo was.

    • @atoth62
      @atoth62 4 роки тому +5

      Leonardo wasn't exactly doing anything supernatural here. Everyone could see it was a just series of gears, pulleys and levers, it wasn't creating life.

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 4 роки тому +4

      I think the Borgias needed him to make war machines. AND Ezio Auditore had his back.

    • @alchemygarlet1542
      @alchemygarlet1542 4 роки тому +5

      The most important factor is that he lived shortly before the Protestant Reformation. Before Luther the Roman church wasn't nearly as aggressive in controlling beliefs.
      For instance, Leonardo was a Christian but he also adopted a popular beliefs among intellectuals, namely the concept of analogies between microcosmos and macrocosmos: the belies that the structure and working of the human body had profound analogies with that of the earth.
      The beliefs was preached by humanist Marsilio Ficino, founder of the Platonian Academy and leader of the Neoplatonist school of thinking; Neoplatonism wasn't at all in contraddiction with Catholicism, because it developed in Late Antiquity in connection with the early Christian doctrine, and was influenced and influenced the Fathers of the Church (Padri della Chiesa, the intellectuals that essentially set the standard interpretation of the Bible).

    • @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179
      @pressaltf4forfreevbucks179 4 роки тому

      @@myscreen2urs obviously

  • @paulvale2985
    @paulvale2985 4 роки тому +75

    Joe: "...and Japanese porn."
    Me: Spits on the screen.

  • @HungryGuyStories
    @HungryGuyStories 4 роки тому +44

    "Is life just continuously shoving food down one hole and out the other hole?"
    Yes. That and sticking a tube into a hole in another human to make a third human. That about sums it up :-)

    • @sashas3362
      @sashas3362 4 роки тому +1

      @John Barber No. It's also about making yourself useful and important to others.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 4 роки тому +8

      With the third human coming out of that very same hole. Human in human out. It's all algorithms.

    • @FryingPan76
      @FryingPan76 4 роки тому +5

      @@sashas3362 To fill the void between eating, shitting and shagging?

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 4 роки тому +3

      @@sashas3362 hahaha that's a good one. Have you been to America lately?

    • @vogonp4287
      @vogonp4287 4 роки тому +1

      Sometimes this makes two new humans.

  • @TimSmith-cz9ds
    @TimSmith-cz9ds 4 роки тому +2

    Great start to this episode Joe. Really classy.

  • @emilyreed28
    @emilyreed28 4 роки тому

    How does this channel not have 1m subs? This is one of UA-cams best.

  • @bryku
    @bryku 4 роки тому +15

    Joe: "TUBES"
    Me: "Please continue..."

  • @jodearwester705
    @jodearwester705 4 роки тому +46

    Me: looks out window and sees a robot poop on my lawn
    *shakes head in disappointment*

  • @sergei_gruntovsky
    @sergei_gruntovsky 4 роки тому +14

    I was a bit shocked when I first read about Talos - one of the "automatons" in Greek mythology, "an artificial man of bronze".

  • @DusanPavlicek78
    @DusanPavlicek78 4 роки тому

    Thumbs up for the essentially flawless pronunciation of Karel Čapek. The stress should be on the first syllable in both cases but other than that, it was pretty spot on! :D

  • @gbail9566
    @gbail9566 4 роки тому +1

    Absolutely fascinating, one of your best Joe!

  • @dgodiex
    @dgodiex 4 роки тому +28

    I never know for sure whether you're completely fascinated or absolutely horrified by the topics you present.

    • @jerrybender6633
      @jerrybender6633 4 роки тому +1

      hes playing completely indifferent for comedic effect

    • @Razmoudah
      @Razmoudah 2 роки тому

      I say embrace the power of and, as in he's fascinatingly horrified and/or horrifyingly fascinated.

    • @kirtknierim3687
      @kirtknierim3687 2 роки тому

      The two aren't all that different physiologically or psychologically. Two sides of the same coin OR "TWO ENDS OF THE SAME WORM"

  • @JesseJames83
    @JesseJames83 4 роки тому +4

    Nothing like some high anxiety UA-cam to go with my high anxiety coffee in the morning

  • @littlegravitas9898
    @littlegravitas9898 4 роки тому +4

    That opening felt laser targeted at me. Dam, the vibe is real.

  • @m.pixelated
    @m.pixelated 4 роки тому

    Please do a podcast, I have been binging sooo much of your vid for the last week. PLEASE DO A PODCAST I LOVE YOUR CONTENT

  • @lukeb6394
    @lukeb6394 4 роки тому

    I love how you use the sounds of silence its always so fitting where you use it :) big fan bro!!

  • @selfretired3025
    @selfretired3025 4 роки тому +7

    "Leaning on that button." LOL Nice.

  • @brothernobody1775
    @brothernobody1775 4 роки тому +13

    circle of life Joe, I mean the trees are just farming us at the end of the day, man

  • @realsemig
    @realsemig 4 роки тому +16

    You forgot to mention The Zucc. The most advanced AI android ever created.

    • @fabrisse7469
      @fabrisse7469 4 роки тому +5

      The emotion circuits seem to burn out frequently, especially the empathy system.

    • @realsemig
      @realsemig 4 роки тому +5

      @@fabrisse7469 It's because all the GPU resources are redirected to user data extraction and profit maximization

    • @ColdHawk
      @ColdHawk 4 роки тому +3

      The alien-human robot hybrid program is accelerating. Despite the “Z” designator, the Zuck is not the final iteration. If you think Facebook is frightening you will quail before what is to come.
      Poe’s Law Disclaimer: this is a joke, I am not an alien conspiracy theorist.

    • @nirui.o
      @nirui.o 4 роки тому

      @@ColdHawk But the real question is, are you a human conspiracy theorist?

  • @charleslivingston2256
    @charleslivingston2256 4 роки тому +16

    "There are actually robotic war machines that are designed to destroy our tubes."

  • @steverebman7918
    @steverebman7918 4 роки тому +11

    Joe: "Is life just a series of putting food in one hole and shooting it the other hole?"
    Me: Ah yeah, isn't that what home isolation was all about during the quarantine?

  • @MichalKottman
    @MichalKottman 4 роки тому +7

    "Robota" actually also means just "work". As in "I go to work every morning" (well, I don't... you know... 2020).

  • @emmettshort
    @emmettshort 4 роки тому +10

    Cheers Joe! My inner worm thanks you.

    • @emerraldx
      @emerraldx 4 роки тому +2

      and the outer worm is looking for that serious soft sexbot? 🤫

  • @yes874
    @yes874 4 роки тому +35

    7:05 I was waiting for that joke.
    Btw robot testicles? Japan’s gonna have a hell of a time.

    • @minimoose4574
      @minimoose4574 4 роки тому +1

      imagind robot testical cock and ball torture

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 4 роки тому +3

      The sex toy industry is the leading driver in soft robotics development. Well, soft is a bit of a misnomer actually.

    • @yes874
      @yes874 4 роки тому

      MiniMoose 122 I just pictured that in my head. Why did you tell me this.

    • @91722854
      @91722854 4 роки тому +1

      then comes sex robots with Octopus inspired tentacles, looks like industrial application can make it to commercial products thanks to Japanese' imagination on human pleasure

    • @alexv3357
      @alexv3357 4 роки тому

      Funny thing is that image looks like it was made by Derpixon, who as far as I know is not Japanese

  • @vishumagar6848
    @vishumagar6848 4 роки тому +12

    Holy, I was literally sitting in the toilet and you open with"have you been sitting i the toilet... evacuating your bowel..."
    Goosebumps on my ass

  • @mugwump7049
    @mugwump7049 4 роки тому +1

    A particularly hilarious episode of Existential Dread With Joe today. Extra crispy!

  • @Rayowag
    @Rayowag 4 роки тому +73

    "Robot that feeds off of biomass."
    *Remembers the plot of Horizon: Zero Dawn*
    Nope, I'm outta here 👀

    • @Daniel-yy3ty
      @Daniel-yy3ty 4 роки тому +2

      as long as they can't self replicate...

    • @luisIBZ
      @luisIBZ 4 роки тому

      I was going to write exactly this

  • @vizionthing
    @vizionthing 4 роки тому +33

    "IS THIS ALL THERE IS?"
    nope theres always a little bit more.

    • @myscreen2urs
      @myscreen2urs 4 роки тому +4

      I sometimes ask myself this very question when I'm a little constipated.

    • @ferrallezz5246
      @ferrallezz5246 4 роки тому

      Clinton Boucheix lmao

    • @dannymccune1888
      @dannymccune1888 4 роки тому

      Be patient. Relax. Think about Tinker Toys.

    • @user-hu3iy9gz5j
      @user-hu3iy9gz5j 4 роки тому

      We do drink and p*ss too though

  • @Reth_Hard
    @Reth_Hard 4 роки тому +11

    Life:
    Endless series of putting food in one hole, and shooting out the other hole.
    That's pretty accurate actually... lol #protect_the_tube

  • @stovex0r
    @stovex0r 4 роки тому +11

    "Rick Beato goes on massive rants about this."
    Rick Beato goes on massive rants about a LOT of things...

  • @Xanderfied
    @Xanderfied 3 роки тому

    This opening, is why I return for follow up videos.

  • @Duo2
    @Duo2 4 роки тому +7

    "i gave you an existential crisis?"
    Nop.
    My life is an existential crisis.

    • @squamish4244
      @squamish4244 4 роки тому

      Get ahold of some brain tech, robot tech isn't much good at easing existential dilemmas.

    • @metamorphicorder
      @metamorphicorder 4 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/xnTU4dKpoB8/v-deo.html

  • @SuchNewt
    @SuchNewt 4 роки тому +35

    "If you haven't seen Metropolis, you defiantly need to find a way to see it"
    Pirate it. Got it.

    • @AndrewMukon
      @AndrewMukon 4 роки тому +5

      It will be in the public domain (out of copyright) in 2022

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 4 роки тому +3

      ua-cam.com/video/n78VlIPdvrg/v-deo.html

    • @joescott
      @joescott  4 роки тому +32

      I love it when people say "defiantly" instead of "definitely". Sounds so aggressive.

    • @user-vn7ce5ig1z
      @user-vn7ce5ig1z 4 роки тому +6

      @@AndrewMukon That's in the US; in the EU, it's copyrighted until the end of 2046. Trump's USMCA would essentially make pretty much everything copyrighted for the rest of everyone's lives. 😒 I guess you could use a VPN to pretend you're in a country with less draconian copyright laws and legally download a copy. Speaking of which, this comment was brought to you by…

    • @counterr6750
      @counterr6750 4 роки тому +2

      - I’m no lawyer, but that doesn’t sound like a “legal download”

  • @lechatlola
    @lechatlola 4 роки тому +5

    „we‘re basically a worm that grew a human around itself“ seems legit. :D

  • @Bitcoin_Bernoulli
    @Bitcoin_Bernoulli 4 роки тому

    Joe, I literally think EXACTLY that when I'm on the toilet. Stuffing things in one end and shooting it out the other. Love how you think.

  • @peteyboy74
    @peteyboy74 3 роки тому

    Dude…I love you, and your videos. Period, keep shining, my man, much love and gratitude.-Peter

  • @theluftwaffle1
    @theluftwaffle1 4 роки тому +5

    “Have you ever been on the toilet? Going to the bathroom” well well well.. how do you think I’m watching the video?

  • @irri3191
    @irri3191 4 роки тому +16

    I'm waiting for a "hello darkness my old friend"©™ replay of all the moments you've had with " hello darkness my old friend"©™ playing in the background. The ultimate depressing video. 🤔🤗😒😂😎

    • @irri3191
      @irri3191 4 роки тому

      @Mycel spy vs. spy 😎🤗

  • @idontcare663
    @idontcare663 4 роки тому +4

    "hey are you ever sitting on the toilet..." Well you got me there Joe, the bathroom is where I start all my UA-cam binges

  • @vizlerandras
    @vizlerandras 4 роки тому

    It is great you mention Karel Capek - his book 'War with the Newts' is also an absolute must-read when it comes to robots, future technology (and also capitalism). Brilliant guy!

  • @denysalbesko6840
    @denysalbesko6840 4 роки тому

    Why I can't stop watching this channel

  • @Apophlegmatis
    @Apophlegmatis 4 роки тому +6

    "Ever had to poop so bad you had an existential crisis?"
    3...4 times?

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 4 роки тому

      And that was just today...
      😂🤣🤣

  • @zippyit
    @zippyit 4 роки тому +34

    Joe: "have you ever been sitting on the toilet"
    me: "no"

    • @rainyrainold
      @rainyrainold 4 роки тому +1

      I had just sat down on the toilet to poop and turned this video on. Kinda spooked.

  • @raiblast
    @raiblast 4 роки тому +3

    I'm watching your video and you get to the "biomass" part...Having played Horizon: Zero Dawn recently (THANK YOU STEAM!) sounds like disaster.

  • @MikeyD8716
    @MikeyD8716 4 роки тому

    Nice! You included Marty! My son loves him at Stop and Shop.

  • @rumhound5903
    @rumhound5903 4 роки тому

    Joe had me laughing so much I forgot the topics are serious.
    Thanks for coming out, Joe!

  • @erika002
    @erika002 4 роки тому +8

    Everybody: AI is a bad Idea and giving an AI a robotic body is an even worse idea
    Japan: *_WITNESS ME_* 6:46 - 7:07

    • @erika002
      @erika002 4 роки тому

      @@benjeesilv1596 yeah, pretty much. I mean....
      ua-cam.com/video/TMjm_HNZEgI/v-deo.html [American version looks trash btw]
      ua-cam.com/video/3oaVBTQkxy0/v-deo.html [REAL-LIFE GUNDAM]
      ua-cam.com/video/lQXb-BJJXo0/v-deo.html [VA meets her own AI character that she voiced]

  • @thisguyhere85
    @thisguyhere85 4 роки тому +3

    Dude... I literally sat down on the toilet and started this video.

  • @jaakkopontinen
    @jaakkopontinen 4 роки тому +4

    12:35 "... Living drills into people's bloodstreams"
    Skynet: next sponsor of Joe

  • @shibolinemress8913
    @shibolinemress8913 3 роки тому

    🎶"Is that all there is? Is that all there is? Is that all there is, my friend? Then let's keep dancing, let's break out the booze and have a ball, if that's all... there is..."🎶
    I haven't heard that song for decades and don't remember who sang it, but the chorus popped into my head the moment you said that line! 😊👍

  • @dgaubin
    @dgaubin 3 роки тому

    "Life...um... ... finds a way." Nailed it!

  • @HungryHungryShoggoth
    @HungryHungryShoggoth 4 роки тому +28

    EATR is basically the start of the plot from Horizon: Zero Dawn. Do you want human-eating robot overlords? Because that's how you get human-eating robot overlords

    • @MatTheGameGuy
      @MatTheGameGuy 4 роки тому

      ikr

    • @futavadumnezo
      @futavadumnezo 3 роки тому

      Yeah but no.
      The plot was more complex than that.

    • @Brakiri
      @Brakiri 3 роки тому

      Yes but that ability was essentially the last piece missing to condem humanity.

  • @gungan5822
    @gungan5822 4 роки тому +22

    Biomass fueled robots, huh.
    Have you played Horizon: Zero Dawn?

    • @MauR1CEnl
      @MauR1CEnl 3 роки тому

      Faro Plague ! 😱

  • @BaronVonQuiply
    @BaronVonQuiply 4 роки тому +14

    I just misread the title as _"Rise Of The Livingroom Robots"_
    Needless to say, I expect to be disappointed by the lack of Roombas.

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 4 роки тому +1

      Nope; there's one in there.

    • @BaronVonQuiply
      @BaronVonQuiply 4 роки тому +1

      @@williamswenson5315 01:55 You're right.

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 4 роки тому

      @@BaronVonQuiply Yeah, it's a very brief segment wherein he calls it a "hockey puck" that cleans our homes. I also, dropped a link to the "killer robots" along the NK and SK border. You might find that of interest.

  • @btk1213
    @btk1213 3 роки тому +1

    This episode is pure Shakespeare!
    No, it's pure Joe Scott!

  • @craigcorson3036
    @craigcorson3036 3 роки тому +1

    "We're basically a worm that grew a human around itself"
    Joe? That's brilliant!

  • @britishbanananugget3723
    @britishbanananugget3723 4 роки тому +5

    When he said “have you ever been sitting on the toilet” I was sitting on the toilet. I feel attacked.

  • @nobodyknew
    @nobodyknew 4 роки тому +5

    I understood everything but "squozen."
    Okay, I understood that, too.

  • @SD-tj5dh
    @SD-tj5dh 4 роки тому +8

    I really wish atlas and spot were sent to Mars. Like one man and his dog.

  • @Letheanscheme
    @Letheanscheme 4 роки тому +1

    I had a little clawed frog as a pet when i was kid...it lived at least ten years! I fed it tubifex worms everyday from the end of a skewer...and gave it a viking funeral at a local pond when it passed

  • @garethbaus5471
    @garethbaus5471 4 роки тому +1

    I have had that exact thought on the crapper.

  • @robinsmith8846
    @robinsmith8846 4 роки тому +7

    Fun a new vid-- early for members!

  • @Raggepagge
    @Raggepagge 4 роки тому +74

    Robots consuming biomass... Great... Did these nerds not play Horizon: Zero Dawn?!

    • @Sawyer1982OAC
      @Sawyer1982OAC 4 роки тому +5

      I asked myself exactly the same question.

    • @kingbread4606
      @kingbread4606 4 роки тому +4

      Or the matrix

    • @mtlfpv
      @mtlfpv 4 роки тому +1

      Ohhh I have a bad feeling about this...

    • @johntannius1330
      @johntannius1330 4 роки тому +3

      "Because creating self replicating robots that lived on biomass with encrypted shut down codes seemed like such a good idea at the time." -said no one ever (except that ass Farro)

    • @joeytheetge9268
      @joeytheetge9268 4 роки тому +2

      Robots farming humans. Future will be great.

  • @DroningaboutNW
    @DroningaboutNW 4 роки тому +5

    I knew Zoolander's poses were too perfect to be human lol

  • @scottmantooth8785
    @scottmantooth8785 4 роки тому +1

    *that's more of an esoteric intro than i'm used to Joe...think i'll have a glass of water...two parts "H" one part "O"...just the way i like it*

  • @RalphDratman
    @RalphDratman 4 роки тому

    Yes, I have thought of that many, many times, though for me it tends to come while I am eating rather than eliminating. It's the same idea.