Murder Was The Queso EDIT : Joe, this is a major infraction. She tried to hook you up and you GOT HER IN TROUBLE. Get her a card, write the story on it with an unequivocal apology, put in some $$, go back to Chipotle and slip the card to her as unobtrusively as possible.
I love the having to be quiet at the beginning because of the guy next door it’s so fuckin funny. Then as the podcast goes on they just get louder lolol.
because it seems great at first and then you realize its nothing but bitching about flights and "cancel culture" and a bunch of mundane bullshit every episode, they put zero effort into it and it shows so people viewers fall off and go watch someone else.
One of marks best bits is when He talks about his friend who doesn't like straights, he's like whoah there buddy, give us some credit...if it weren't for straights....you wouldn't be here?😂😂😂👍
Mark is so nice to do this podcast with list. Nobody would know who list is without this podcast. Mark is just the sweetest guy ever. Bless him Jesus. 🙏🙏🙏
From Mark getting stopped plus attempting to speak Spanish and Joe getting the Chipotle worker in trouble for not marking 'Q', the situations they get into are unbelievably funny. I love this show.
man this episode was therapy for me, you guys ranted about the things that have been grindin my nuts lately. the mobile orders and the girlfriend on her phone. we live in a society god dangit!
I used to live in Syracuse NY. The most depressing city I have ever lived. 9 months of grey cold weather, 2 days of scorching hot misery and the rest is rainy and plenty of blek peoplee.
It's crazy how everyone, including myself, complains about the direction society is going yet there is literally nothing we can do to stop it. It hurts the soul. Thank God for farting into mics I guess.
During the Qdoba story when he said "I'm not the guy who gets a water cup and gets soda" then it showed mark I died laughing. I got caught stealing 2 kid cuisines 3 weeks ago
Oh that new thumbnail lay out is big! UA-cam algo (and people who watch passively) love thumbnail layouts and title treatments etc. keep it going on that Chucky! (Or whoever made it)
Great episode. I mean ten years ago imagine taking this idea to a network, “it’s two blokes sitting around talking shit making you laugh your ass off.” “It’ll never work.” (TV. Exec.) As Mark said it’s great to beat the system.
if you have anxiety you mobile order. I've only mobile ordered for a few years now. and we're just as annoyed that sometimes our drink is not ready and there is 3 old farts in person getting their drinks before me even tho I was considerate and ordered ahead
I just saw Mark in Orlando this past Sunday. Weird crowd. Sold out, yet many ppl seem to not get the jokes, the couple across from me didn't eat a single bite of their food or laugh at any jokes. Room full of NPCs. Mark did a great job though -- COMEDY. Go see him, best part is at the end of his show he takes topics, kind of like that show "Standup on the Spot". If you didn't get to hear the joke you wanted, Mark gives you an opportunity.
I have 6 dogs and that lady is 100% in the wrong. Her anxiety would be less of an issue if she wasn’t putting herself in those situation and then escalating them. What about Marks anxiety?! All anxiety matters
All Joe had to say about the queso is that it was minimal. "It was just a little drizzle. Just a few drops on top. She was nice enough to give me a schtickle of queso." And the girl would have agreed. The cashier lady would have shrugged and then we'd have a new Ep title - Queso Driz
someone needs to make a supercut of all the guys reactions with their crazy office neighbor, i feel like it’s been a saga
Same. Old eps in the apartment were better
@@daltonbettis5141 givin the cat an occasional pat, good vibes the apartment had
@@theslouchedsloth9514 poetry
@@daltonbettis5141 Bring back Gregg.
I agree the apartment couch was lunch.
18:25 proof of unrivaled podcast chemistry
That was fun
I agree it’s a podcast conspiracy
Clip it jerry!
Murder Was The Queso
EDIT : Joe, this is a major infraction. She tried to hook you up and you GOT HER IN TROUBLE. Get her a card, write the story on it with an unequivocal apology, put in some $$, go back to Chipotle and slip the card to her as unobtrusively as possible.
Go Fund Me imminent.
good move on slipping in a card with the story
P
"One of them was a soccer team full of boys got caught in a cave, which is a fantasy of mine."🤣🤣🤣
Lol watching old eps and I love how they said theyre going to move studios soon and thats almost a year ago, and now they just resigned the lease 😂
I love the having to be quiet at the beginning because of the guy next door it’s so fuckin funny. Then as the podcast goes on they just get louder lolol.
Wish they went back to marks with gregg
List secretly loves Chris Cuomo 😊
F the haters
Joe’s Chipotle gaff is pitch perfect Curb Your Enthusiasm.
I've said this before. How does this podcast not have at least 500 thousand subscribers?
jizz is an acquired taste
@@islifereal 🤣
because it seems great at first and then you realize its nothing but bitching about flights and "cancel culture" and a bunch of mundane bullshit every episode, they put zero effort into it and it shows so people viewers fall off and go watch someone else.
Mystery office neighbor makes this pod like a Seinfeld ep
I love it
The queso lady is for sure showing up at Joe’s sentencing.
“We are going to be moving soon” lmao took 2 years after this ep
PATREON EP IDEA. Confront the old lawyer heb on camera 📸 before you move out and say it's Turning into a bigger louder radio show
Im here Im queer my Dads gay...
I'll get use to it....xoxo
At least you know him
Fathers* gey
One of marks best bits is when He talks about his friend who doesn't like straights, he's like whoah there buddy, give us some credit...if it weren't for straights....you wouldn't be here?😂😂😂👍
Ok sloppy jaloppy
Mark is 100% right!! A German Shepard on a plane, is absolutely insane!!
JFC THIS PODCAST IS UNDERRATED 😂😂😂😂😂
The spreading was simply epic comedy. 😅
I’m in the restaurant biz… that hook up story really hits home. Joe really dropped the (soft) ball on that one.
This is one of the best eps in TWS history!
Mark is so nice to do this podcast with list. Nobody would know who list is without this podcast. Mark is just the sweetest guy ever. Bless him Jesus. 🙏🙏🙏
I took her phone and put it in my pocket. It's the beginning of the end folks 😂
Over before it started
That Chipotle story is HILARIOUS and needs to be a sketch or a bit on stage at the least!
It's like a curb ep
Silly double fart should be the beat in a song ! great,Classic Fart Rock
Laughing out loud at work over the farts ! Everyone is looking
From Mark getting stopped plus attempting to speak Spanish and Joe getting the Chipotle worker in trouble for not marking 'Q', the situations they get into are unbelievably funny. I love this show.
The pod is always funny but this one had me cracking up
This latest episode of we might be drunk with Steve o was hilarious too
I think this is the funniest one I've seen yet!
That’s how I record podcasts in my parents house: quietly, afraid my father is listening
Nah u gotta do it like Rupert pupkin in the King of comedy!
@@davidperez5089 😂😂 will do!
This is definitely one of the episodes of all time
Notice he didn't say "best"
You gonna comment that on every episode?
@@christophermeier4805 yes because it’s true
Cringe, it’s not funny to leave out the adjective
@@RetiredRobot thanks for the advice maybe it’ll get me some views
I don’t know why, but Joes Starbucks story is so funny. 😂
I'm 100% with you with the dog story, Mark!!
Joe "I think I've talked about this" List
The boys need SHEATH as a sponsor after all these Chipotle farts.
We need a queso story clip. Hilarious
Jojo killed it at comedy jam at Skankfest!
Love the 80% stories at the beginning, so close for both of you remembering one together
I feel you, Mark in the service dog issue. I'm super allergic to dogs.. why do I need to be miserable because you can't fly without your dog? Lol
I'm here for the laughter, and I'm laughing.
You fucked up with the queso! Lol
Mark's act out as a dog and Joe's air guns like what mark does had me cracking.
man this episode was therapy for me, you guys ranted about the things that have been grindin my nuts lately. the mobile orders and the girlfriend on her phone. we live in a society god dangit!
Preach Joe, Preach. I need that face to face!!!!
I used to live in Syracuse NY. The most depressing city I have ever lived. 9 months of grey cold weather, 2 days of scorching hot misery and the rest is rainy and plenty of blek peoplee.
Mind blowing how few words Joe knows the meaning of.
Our boys aren't the smartest tbh.. 😂
You can't just go to sleep with a beast next to you 😂😂😂 Comedy 🎉
It's crazy how everyone, including myself, complains about the direction society is going yet there is literally nothing we can do to stop it. It hurts the soul. Thank God for farting into mics I guess.
First line: “hey nonnie nonnie”
What a deep cut from Mark. Violent Femmes
When they start talking about “constructs” it’s a real meeting of the mind
I didn’t even know they were sick
got some great laughs out of this one hahaha
Joe’s a “in a minute man” woowee
During the Qdoba story when he said "I'm not the guy who gets a water cup and gets soda" then it showed mark I died laughing. I got caught stealing 2 kid cuisines 3 weeks ago
Qdoba? You new here?
Hahahaha ridiculous and a great episode. Love the way they are sitting awkwardly spread eagle.
My fav pod! Lets go fellas!
Mark needs to keep the watch. WTF was that weird reaction by Joe when the watch beeps? 😂😂😂. Lots of laughs guys
The fact that Joe's usual automatic aggression is to smash someone's face through things when he is upset with them is why joe list is my favorite.
I love it when you guys fart. It's just simply funny
Love me some Tuesdays!!🤗
List should drop those farts on iTunes. Joe's Classic Shits. Top o' the sharts!
Nice
1:01:15 Trumpet
Fire ep guys!
They're BACK!!!!!
Oh that new thumbnail lay out is big! UA-cam algo (and people who watch passively) love thumbnail layouts and title treatments etc. keep it going on that Chucky! (Or whoever made it)
I was crying laughing at Joes fart playlist … a fart list
Joe, you blew it on the $7 queso hookup?! 😮
I was at the Syracuse and Pittsburgh shows, Joe was on 🔥, mark seemed hungover at first then came alive by the end.
Queso- Closed naillin dingers as always
Fourth of July is great, go buy it you bums
Great episode. I mean ten years ago imagine taking this idea to a network, “it’s two blokes sitting around talking shit making you laugh your ass off.”
“It’ll never work.” (TV. Exec.)
As Mark said it’s great to beat the system.
1:21 Lawyer that looks like Chris Cuomo beating up a comedian that looks like Rivers Cuomo 😅
Happy Tuesday ya queefs!
29:16 for the best still of all time 😂 my taint is ripping just watching this
anyone else hit the like button when Joe started playing his farts?
Victimless Cheeze Crime ! Jerry
Shes gonna go back to her black panther meeting and say..... I tried once lol
Ah yes Tuesgay my favorite day
Yah!!!!! Fav weekly pod is here!!!!
These two were cooking today. Same wavequeef
Just glad to be here
Joe.....way to drop the ball. Also ya didn't forget, come on.
if you have anxiety you mobile order. I've only mobile ordered for a few years now. and we're just as annoyed that sometimes our drink is not ready and there is 3 old farts in person getting their drinks before me even tho I was considerate and ordered ahead
“HEY LIST “I bet the woman at chipotle wish you would of mobile ordered
Completely agree w Joe on the mobile order situation.
This Ep was chock full of perfect stories, discussions, good points, stretched assholes. Bravo gentlemen.
Joe`s chipotle story sounds like a villain origin story. That black lady will never ever give a white dude anything for free ever again!
Marks farting never gets old 😂
What if the “guy” next door in the lawyer shop is a big fan!
Wouldn’t that be some pipes?
Walmart has gotten ahead of it, I recently found out they up charge for mobile orders
one of the best eps. the ultimate man spread is insane. in a good way
Mark: "Doing a pod you gotta be on for an hour". Two minutes later Joe is playing his farts into the microphone. Really hard work.
Such a great episode ❤
guys I heart u but why is Merch not linked? I would buy if it was
Can’t wait for the first episode of “ don’t sleep till the village
I just saw Mark in Orlando this past Sunday. Weird crowd. Sold out, yet many ppl seem to not get the jokes, the couple across from me didn't eat a single bite of their food or laugh at any jokes. Room full of NPCs. Mark did a great job though -- COMEDY. Go see him, best part is at the end of his show he takes topics, kind of like that show "Standup on the Spot". If you didn't get to hear the joke you wanted, Mark gives you an opportunity.
Nice Dave Mirra reference, Mark! RIP Dave.
great ep. feel bad for that Timex guy that tried to help lol
Laughing every time I hear “ beep beep”
I have 6 dogs and that lady is 100% in the wrong. Her anxiety would be less of an issue if she wasn’t putting herself in those situation and then escalating them. What about Marks anxiety?! All anxiety matters
hey hey folks
I'm Way Gay!
Time exists differently depending on gravitational pull
All Joe had to say about the queso is that it was minimal. "It was just a little drizzle. Just a few drops on top. She was nice enough to give me a schtickle of queso." And the girl would have agreed. The cashier lady would have shrugged and then we'd have a new Ep title - Queso Driz
All the stories told here sounded like Seinfeld episodes. Comedy!
I lost it at 34:30
Joe😂😂
Great ep!!!!!!!!
I’m digging Joe’s hairdo today.