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The fact that you made a version for reactors is indeed such a gift, just as you and Chhai are a gift to us all, OddGiant. Thank you for these hilarious and festive videos, and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter? Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline? *CLASH* Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet. Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder? Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days. Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Honestly the fact you decided to make a version made for people to make reaction videos to without worrying about copyright or age restrictions is so real of you
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common! Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?! *CLASH* Kung Lao: it’s so annoying- Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex! Raiden: madam Bo always said- Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”? Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos! Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER! *CLASH* Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes! Kenshi: blindness has its benefits… Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?! Havik: SILENCE!
Havik: I WILL BE NOTICED! CHAOS WILL... Kenshi: I'm blind, not deaf. Clash Frost: Your thirst for recognition rivals mine. Havik: I HAVE NO EQUAL! Kenshi: You are not prepared! Sonya: Uh, is this Mortal Kombat or World of Warcraft we're in right now?
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!* Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage! *CLASH* Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke! Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking! Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them? Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past? Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?! *CLASH* Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick- Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE! Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness- Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you
0:00 Liu kang vs geras 0:22 liu kang vs kitana 0:39 sindel vs smoke 0:56 reptile vs ashrah 1:15 kitana vs mileena 1:34 Liu kang vs nitara 1:53 kitana vs reiko 2:13 liu kang vs general shao 2:34 kung lao vs raiden 2:54 li mei vs chan kang? 3:16 quan chi vs shang tsung 3:35 liu kang vs Johnny cage 3:58 kitana vs Omni man 4:15 geras vs Johnny cage 4:37 reptile vs sub-zero 4:56 kitana vs Kenshi 5:15 nitara vs Raiden 5:35 Johnny cage vs kitana 5:57 sub-zero vs liu kang 6:21 tanya vs Johnny cage 6:45 omni-man vs kitana 7:05 sindel vs Johnny cage 7:26 scorpio vs kenshi 7:48 rain vs chan kang 8:06 kitana vs mileena 8:27 Liu kang vs Johnny cage 8:44 don't try this 8:51 now what? 8:54 😅 nice kitana 8:58 Revenge😂 9:04 sub-zero died because ashrah😂 9:17 Come on, get revenge again 😂 9:26 Looks like the party got brutal 9:53 chan kang and geras 10:59 it's rewind time 11:04 back when liu kang vs geras 11:25 geras vs kitana 11:40 geras vs tanya 11:59 geras vs reiko 12:15 general shao vs nitara 12:34 kung Lao vs havik 12:50 rain vs shang tsung 13:08 reptile vs li mei 13:25 liu kang vs scorpio 13:43 kung Lao vs ashrah 13:57 liu kang vs geras 14:15 geras vs Johnny cage 14:36 sub-zero vs shang tsung 14:56 kitana vs nitara 15:15 Johnny cage vs kitana 15:37 kung Lao vs mileena 15:57 kenshi vs Johnny cage 16:21 baraka vs raiden.Finally baraka join this party 😅 16:40 kitana vs mileena 16:59 sub-zero vs scorpio 17:16 sindel vs chan kang 17:30 liu kang vs Johnny cage 17:53 reiko vs raiden 18:06 really 😅 18:22 so...what now raiden? 18:40 reptile vs li mei 19:05 woah woah hold on for second 19:16 chan kang vs kitana 19:34 merry cunts-mas? 19:39 really sindel 19:53 hold on Johnny 20:08 quan chi vs smoke 20:12 i know Kenshi but that's not the case either, Kitana 20:19 quan chi vs omni-man 20:43 😅 nice kung Lao 20:48 revenge time 21:09 😂 that's enough 21:38 wait...Noooo 22:26 okay? 22:33 meanwhile in the chhai tea timeline 22:37 geras vs Johnny cage 23:03 😂the best ending ------------------------------------------ MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~ Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken? *CLASH* Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem! Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT! Tanya: what is a harem? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~ Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe! *CLASH* Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe. Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders! Motaro: you’re actually using them? Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Kenshi: standing here… I realize… General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history! *CLASH* Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong… Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree- General Shao: that violence breeds violence! Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?! Kitana: um… no reason? *CLASH* Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack. Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA! Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?! Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento! Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit! *CLASH* Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right? Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it! Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right? Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu? Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man. *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!* Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man. Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda- Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in… Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~ *CLASH* Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been! Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground! Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh! Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
This is great. Shujinko speaking Japanese~ Liu Kang, Kung Lao and even Kuai Liang (MK11) speaking Chinese~! I'm not sure, maybe Li Mei might speak Chinese if she did visit China (Earthrelm) This is paradise! I wonder who'll understand Tomas if he's speaking Czech.
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline? Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats! *CLASH* Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips! Havik: share them with me after this battle! Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM? Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star! Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off! *CLASH* Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”? Reptile: I’ll explain later! Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there! Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Speaking of which, here's a dialogue suggestion: Raiden: What should I do with all these lemons life keeps giving me? Omni Man: HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THEN COMBUSTIBLE AND BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN?! Clash Frost: (with GLaDOS' voice) Yeah, take the lemons! Burn his house down! Raiden: What the... Frost? Omni Man: (coughs heavily) Sareena: Oh my gosh, are you okay? Omni Man: Just fine.
Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends! Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too! *CLASH* Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone! Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift! Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask! Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single- *raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2* Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE. Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT…
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?! Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence… *CLASH* Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate! Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano… Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc- Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth? Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE. *CLASH* Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!* Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip? Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot! Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah? Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it! *CLASH* Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead. Reptile: same here! Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore! Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Havik: I’m a better singer than YOU, empress! Sindel: you sing Mozart ONCE and suddenly you think you’re gold?! *CLASH* Darrius: his version of “somewhere beyond the sea” is fucking phenomenal! Havik: agreed! Shujinko: what is a “Mozart”- Sindel: ALRIGHT FINE! YOU WANT MUSIC?! ILL GIVE YOU MUSIC! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on havik* Sindel: now that’s music~ Shujinko: well, it was certainly no Mozart. Sindel: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS!!!
This was cool hopfully we can see a lot more in the future and could make this one again with gore but you can leave out the music cause I want to see more of the finishers the fighters can do. I thought we would see the Christmas finisher but it’s OK glad to see British Lu Kang back wonder what’s going to happen for new years.
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab? Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab! *CLASH* Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one- Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH! Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?* Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah? Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth. *CLASH* Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~ Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~ Goro: so she’s seriously into- Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
@@Pippa_McConnellBut Kung Lao and Frost are both single, both neglected, and canonically; they both lack humility. Oh and they're both laughing stock in fandom.
Johnny Cage: just so ya know, i was better in bed with kitana than you were~ Raiden: … you did what?… *CLASH* Stryker: we fuckin’ tag teamed her, bro! Johnny Cage: I consider it a flawless victory~ Kung Lao: Johnny! Stryker! Run while you- Raiden: DIE. *raiden performed his “that’s a shocker” brutality on Johnny cage* Raiden: KITANA’S MINE, JACKASS.
Tanya: so you are the reason Khameleon has been missing from my Umgadi?! Quan Chi: think of it as a “Diabolical Life Capturement” ransom~ *CLASH* Khameleon: TANYA! PLEASE FREE ME- Quan Chi: silence, freak! Goro: you know, I could be part of the umgadi- Tanya: NEVER, GORO!
16:44 this mileena skin/costume is not official right? Besides, this was a great Christmas video. Thank you for these hilarious and festive videos, and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Here are some ideas for Your Custom Intros part 3 if you find them interesting. 34 timeline Scorpion: mmm Sub Zero you look more handsome then ever Smoke: ehh im not Sub Zero, Kuai Liang Clash Cameo Scorpion: sorry who are you again? Smoke: my name is Smoke 34 timeline Scorpion: Sub Zero why did you changed your outfit? Smoke: IM NOT SUB ZERO IM SMOKE 34 timeline Scorpion: Who??? Why is the air talking? 34 timeline Sub Zero: am i CUCKOLD TO YOU SCORPION? HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH THAT AIR? 34 timeline Scorpion: he tricked me in thinking he is you Clash Frost: oh boy here we go 34 timeline Scorpion: Sub Zero you know i love you and only want to lick your ice cream Sareena: wait what in tarnation? 34 timeline Sub Zero: Oh you are gonna lick it FOR THE LAST TIME!!! Kung lao: You owe me 15000 koins since the 2020 Raiden Raiden: i know and i told you i will pay soon Clash Frost: you also owe me 7000 koins Raiden: instead of annoying me, better lend me some money Jax: you also owe me 14000 dollars Kung lao: Jeez Raiden for what do you even need all those money? Raiden: im paying up my old debts Kung lao: what in the actual...? End
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist! Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!* *CLASH* Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni- General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD! Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline! Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
Raiden: Okay, I have Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, with all the DLC characters. Wanna go some rounds? Kung Lao: Heck yes! I've been practicing for some months now. I'm ready to whip you into shape with the beautiful, purple-haired teacher lady! *Clash.* Kano: First blue hair, now purple hair, we gotta get this cobber a heckin' rainbow! Raiden: Well, everyone has their tastes in women, Kano. Scorpion (Hanzo): You have a weird liking for that character and the other one. Kung Lao: They're beautiful, alright?
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!* *CLASH* Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~* Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-* Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~ Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~ *CLASH* Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~ Nitara: oh Kung Lao~ Kitana: what is a “fetish”? Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!* Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han! *CLASH* Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate! Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!* Kenshi: um… Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it! *sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”* Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO… Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~ Rain: really?! Can I meet them?! *CLASH* Sonya: aww! Cute! Rain: I really want to meet them! Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t- Quan Chi: here he is~ *Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain* Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?! Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms! *CLASH* Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy- Sindel: WAIT WHAT?! Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea… Cyrax: agreed.
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face! Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will! *CLASH* Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it? Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT! Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker. Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie! Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!* *CLASH* Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working. Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not! Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in. Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Possible translations: "At least I don't look like Santa's little hooker!" "Yes, I can specifically say." "I like that I cut you like a persimmon, haha!" "Over my dead body!"
Tanya: I promise, my empress, I will always love you, no matter what. Mileena: Tanya… I promise I will always love you as well… *CLASH* Goro: now that’s just adorable! Tanya: for once I agree with you, goro… Sonya Blade: aww! I ship it! Mileena: hehe! Come here, my love! *Mileena performed her “early lunch” brutality on tanya* Mileena: NOOO! DAMN THIS DISEASE!
この世界にお前の感情的には狼狽、絶望、あとこの最高な部分はカオスにする時に全部滅ぼすることだ！最高光景じゃ！(In this world, your emotional dismay, despair, and the best part of it is to destroy everything when you make it in chaos! It's the best sight!) 一体何って言いるのお前は？エセ魔王か？(What the hell are you saying? Are you fake demon king?) *CLASH* あー、コイツは異世界台本を盗んでいたり、そして彼の本気に言いたらにやるだが演技も練習するべきなのだ！(Oh, he is stealing an isekai script, and if he says it seriously, he should also practice acting!) 寝言いってんじゃねぞ、おっさん！それは演技じゃなくて、本気だ！(Don't talk nonsense old-man! This is not an act, I'm serious!) わー、素晴らしい演技だ！この演技を感じ入っていた(Wow, what an amazing performance! I'm impressed by that acting) えー？本当？じゃ、最初にアイツは凄まじい殺気を解き放つではないのか？(What? Really? Then, isn't he releasing an intense bloodlust from the beginning?!) (In disbelief) 演技じゃねぇよ, クソ共が！全員ぶち殺すぞ！(It's not an act, you bastards! I'll kill you all!) You can guess who is talking though~
Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?… General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you! *CLASH* Tremor: just take pity on him… Omni-Man: ugh… fine… General Shao: he’s all yours, goro! Goro: well… *goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man* Goro: the spark was gone…
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order! Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show! *CLASH* Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented- Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro. Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”? Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart… Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line! *CLASH* Tremor: I think he’s serious- Omni-Man: shut it, tremor! Darrius: Havik?~ Havik: remember what I promised you… *Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man* Havik: merry Christmas…
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?… Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking… *CLASH* Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too* Scorpion: what is going on?! Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice- Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?! Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water! *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of- Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR! Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed. Rain: oh shit- *sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain* Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Consider the following: Kung Lao: I do not understand why nobody wants me! I am a total catch! Havik: Why don't you catch these hands? Clash where Havik rips off his arm and hits his opponent with it Kung Lao: That was an awful pun! Jax: Yeah, that was in poor taste. Goro: I thought it was pretty funny. Havik: It seems you're at each others' throats. Kung Lao: STOP IT
Ashrah: you know, Havik, if you join us on our side, we can have lots more dance parties with you! Havik: that… that sounds lovely! *CLASH* Scorpion: damn, did that actually work? Ashrah: you see? Friendship is magic! Motaro: could this be the start of a brand new storyline in the mortal kombat universe? Havik: hmm… nah! *Havik performs his “RAD-ius incision” fatality on Ashrah*
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster! Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier… *CLASH* Sektor: a rather stark name for- Sub-Zero: silence, iron man! Tremor: can I get a name as well?! Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~ Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE. *CLASH* Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of- Sindel: I already know~ Tremor: um… can I go now? Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR! *Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?! Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah! *CLASH* Tremor: I don’t think she likes that- Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR! Cyrax: order 69? Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66! Cyrax: yes, empress. *Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is? Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is! *CLASH* Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED. Havik: uh… Sektor? Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs! Nitara: ugh! Useless robot!
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?! Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe… *CLASH* Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything! Geras #2: yes, my liege… Shujinko #1: what are they talking about- Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT! *geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2* Shujinko #1: what was that about? Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
Scorpion #1: hello, scorpion! I am scorpion! Scorpion #2: no you are not! I am scorpion! *CLASH* Scorpion #1 (kameo): he’s right, scorpion! He is scorpion! Scorpion #1: thank you, scorpion! Scorpion #2 (kameo): hello, scorpion! I am scorpion! Scorpion #2: he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, I’M SCORPION! Are there any other scorpions I need to know about?! *scorpion #1 performed his “gang war” fatality on scorpion #2*
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~ General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO! *CLASH* Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man! Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking! Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier? General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO! Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?! Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~ *CLASH* Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told- Baraka: SILENCE, GORO! Sektor: the “serum” is now complete. Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~ *shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka* Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~ Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!* *CLASH* Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex! Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!* Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks! Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler? Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time! *CLASH* Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face! Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome! Baraka: then let’s begin! Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T- *johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka* Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now? Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~ *CLASH* Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man? Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes! Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success! Reiko: shut up and let me do my job! *reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik* Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~ Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Liu Kang: you will not free onaga, reiko! Reiko: HAHAHA! Like you can stop me, fire god! *CLASH* Motaro: shall we ride off now, reiko? Reiko: soon that pathetic beast of a dragon will be mine! Shujinko: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?! Liu Kang: Shujinko, why are you getting upset- *Shujinko uses his “five point strike” fatality on reiko* Shujinko: I may not know much but I know how to protect my man… Liu Kang: by the elder gods, maybe there’s a reason we don’t teach him things…
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Hear me out.. Yukonna Raiden actually getting along with Deadly Alliance Nitara 🫶
also, do you have a discord?
The fact that you made a version for reactors is indeed such a gift, just as you and Chhai are a gift to us all, OddGiant. Thank you for these hilarious and festive videos, and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Johnny Cage: sooo what’s this about you killing my daughter?
Kitana: um… would you believe that was in another timeline?
*CLASH*
Sektor: by all technicalities, you have not had her yet.
Kitana: if you kill someone that doesn’t exist, is it really murder?
Kano: lucky bastard, child support costs a bloody fortune these days.
Johnny Cage: you guys are way too cool with this!
Honestly the fact you decided to make a version made for people to make reaction videos to without worrying about copyright or age restrictions is so real of you
Johnny and Kurtis are such a devastating duo, nothing can stop this deadly alliance
Raiden: It doesn’t matter to me if you can control lightning too, I’m just glad we have something in common!
Rain: DAMN IT, RAIDEN! WHY ARE YOU SO GODDAMN WHOLESOME?!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: it’s so annoying-
Rain: shut up! He has lightning powers and plot armor! He has the right to flex!
Raiden: madam Bo always said-
Shujinko: what’s a “madam Bo”?
Raiden: I’ll explain later.
Wow this timeline is infinitely more hostile than the last I didn't even thought it's possible,i missed the previous timeline and it's Halloween party
It's even more hostile than Kronika's previous countless timelines.
@@CookedSpringtrap At this point, I believe Kronika was the better Time Keeper than these ones.
All she ever wanted was that "golden balance".
Havik: gaze into the face of chaos!
Kenshi: IM BLIND, MOTHERFUCKER!
*CLASH*
Stryker: what a terrible day to have eyes!
Kenshi: blindness has its benefits…
Kano: I thought Mileena was ugly! But you, mate?!
Havik: SILENCE!
Havik: I WILL BE NOTICED! CHAOS WILL...
Kenshi: I'm blind, not deaf.
Clash
Frost: Your thirst for recognition rivals mine.
Havik: I HAVE NO EQUAL!
Kenshi: You are not prepared!
Sonya: Uh, is this Mortal Kombat or World of Warcraft we're in right now?
Geras really is never gonna get satisfaction
I GENUENLY FOR A SECOND, THOUGHT YOU WERE THE MK1 CHANNEL, I WAS ABT TO SCREAM
@@jadebayoba7073 same
Edit: but without the screaming part lol
If only Johnny Cage and Stryker Kurtis were never invited.
Gay-ass*
@@jadebayoba7073 damn girl, chill out
Bro, the Japanese "I will explain latter"... you have ASCENDED with these intros! Looking forward to another year of these!
Sub zero: *smoke is not enough to defeat me, tomas!*
Smoke: are you sure? Considering how your voice sounds, smoking’s doing quite a lot of damage!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: you burnt that man to a FUCKING CRISP, smoke!
Smoke: really? I was just trying to reach him the dangers of smoking!
Sareena: seriously, dear, do you smoke cigarettes or do you EAT them?
Sub Zero: *im already chewing the gum, woman! What more do you want?!*
Baraka: why do I feel like we’ve slept together in the past?
Mileena: oh shit, is that how I got Tarkat?!
*CLASH*
Stryker: heh! Maybe that’s how she got sick-
Baraka: DON’T YOU DARE TELL ANYONE!
Sektor: it appears baraka’s description fits your illness-
Mileena: you may be metal but if you fail to hold your tongue, I will devour you
0:00 Liu kang vs geras
0:22 liu kang vs kitana
0:39 sindel vs smoke
0:56 reptile vs ashrah
1:15 kitana vs mileena
1:34 Liu kang vs nitara
1:53 kitana vs reiko
2:13 liu kang vs general shao
2:34 kung lao vs raiden
2:54 li mei vs chan kang?
3:16 quan chi vs shang tsung
3:35 liu kang vs Johnny cage
3:58 kitana vs Omni man
4:15 geras vs Johnny cage
4:37 reptile vs sub-zero
4:56 kitana vs Kenshi
5:15 nitara vs Raiden
5:35 Johnny cage vs kitana
5:57 sub-zero vs liu kang
6:21 tanya vs Johnny cage
6:45 omni-man vs kitana
7:05 sindel vs Johnny cage
7:26 scorpio vs kenshi
7:48 rain vs chan kang
8:06 kitana vs mileena
8:27 Liu kang vs Johnny cage
8:44 don't try this
8:51 now what?
8:54 😅 nice kitana
8:58 Revenge😂
9:04 sub-zero died because ashrah😂
9:17 Come on, get revenge again 😂
9:26 Looks like the party got brutal
9:53 chan kang and geras
10:59 it's rewind time
11:04 back when liu kang vs geras
11:25 geras vs kitana
11:40 geras vs tanya
11:59 geras vs reiko
12:15 general shao vs nitara
12:34 kung Lao vs havik
12:50 rain vs shang tsung
13:08 reptile vs li mei
13:25 liu kang vs scorpio
13:43 kung Lao vs ashrah
13:57 liu kang vs geras
14:15 geras vs Johnny cage
14:36 sub-zero vs shang tsung
14:56 kitana vs nitara
15:15 Johnny cage vs kitana
15:37 kung Lao vs mileena
15:57 kenshi vs Johnny cage
16:21 baraka vs raiden.Finally baraka join this party 😅
16:40 kitana vs mileena
16:59 sub-zero vs scorpio
17:16 sindel vs chan kang
17:30 liu kang vs Johnny cage
17:53 reiko vs raiden
18:06 really 😅
18:22 so...what now raiden?
18:40 reptile vs li mei
19:05 woah woah hold on for second
19:16 chan kang vs kitana
19:34 merry cunts-mas?
19:39 really sindel
19:53 hold on Johnny
20:08 quan chi vs smoke
20:12 i know Kenshi but that's not the case either, Kitana
20:19 quan chi vs omni-man
20:43 😅 nice kung Lao
20:48 revenge time
21:09 😂 that's enough
21:38 wait...Noooo
22:26 okay?
22:33 meanwhile in the chhai tea timeline
22:37 geras vs Johnny cage
23:03 😂the best ending
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MERRY CHRISTMAS EVERYONE
Bless you for this. Merry Christmas as well.
@@charjohn2468well thank you
Merry Christmas
@@charjohn2468merry Christmas
@@tristanmoorehead106 Merry Christmas to you
Tanya: you know, khameleon has taken a certain interest in you, syzoth~
Reptile: any chance you can tell her that I’m already taken?
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: damn! bro be out there makin’ a harem!
Reptile: SHUT UP! NO I’M NOT!
Tanya: what is a harem?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
Shang Tsung: what’s wrong, empress?~ is my tarkat vaccine not working anymore?~
Mileena: actually, I just wanted to thank you for using crushed kytinn larva in its recipe!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: honestly I approve of using that recipe.
Mileena: not only does it help, it does wonders!
Motaro: you’re actually using them?
Shang Tsung: everybody hates D’vorah so why not?~
Kenshi: standing here… I realize…
General Shao: you are just like me! Trying to make history!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: but who’s to judge the right from wrong…
Kenshi: when our guard is down I think we’ll both agree-
General Shao: that violence breeds violence!
Sektor: but in the end, it has to be this way…
This would be so cool. Imagine this being part of a musical special that OddgiantAF might come up with.
Kenshi: why is Johnny cage saying you killed my son?!
Kitana: um… no reason?
*CLASH*
Cyrax: do not worry. You can purchase him in the kombat pack.
Kenshi: WRONG TAKEDA!
Scorpion: wait, I’m takeda now?!
Kitana: not now, scorpion!
Kung Lao: let’s make this a challenge! I fight without my hat, and you fight without sento!
Kenshi: Kung Lao, I need it to see, goddamnit!
*CLASH*
Darrius: you do realize that’s a lose-lose situation, right?
Kung Lao: hey, if he’s not chicken, he’s gonna take it!
Jax Briggs: he’s playin’ you, ya know right?
Kenshi: I’m ashamed to admit it, but I almost agreed…
Nice job with this. I hope you do more good things like this in the near future.
Kenshi: so what’s this about me having a son that joins the shirai ryu?
Scorpion: wrong timeline, old man.
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *i thought you wished to make him a member of the lin kuei!*
Kenshi: wrong Kenshi, old man.
Sektor: according to kombat pack reveals, Takeda-
Scorpion: I’ve already seen the trailer, Sektor!
Li Mei: I knew you were trouble when you walked in…
Shang Tsung: So shame on me now?~
*CLASH*
Goro: he flew me to places I’ve never been!
Li Mei: until you were lying on the cold hard ground!
Cyrax: o-oh! o-oh!
Shang Tsung: trouble?~ trouble?~ trouble?~
This is great.
Shujinko speaking Japanese~
Liu Kang, Kung Lao and even Kuai Liang (MK11) speaking Chinese~! I'm not sure, maybe Li Mei might speak Chinese if she did visit China (Earthrelm) This is paradise!
I wonder who'll understand Tomas if he's speaking Czech.
Wait WHAT, Tomas/Smoke is Czechoslovakian?!!
I feel like with the music and violence redacted just takes out half of the joke
1 second, I'm in for a good start for this Christmas
Really came out with a Taylor's Version for Gor's benefit 😩monetization is the gift brought by our generous Christmas king
Liu Kang: why are you interested in the evil clown in my timeline?
Havik: I heard he’s a joker who drives people bats!
*CLASH*
Kano: that guy gave me makeup tips!
Havik: share them with me after this battle!
Stryker: I guess you could say we’re about to bring in a FIRESTORM?
Liu Kang: okay, that was just bad, kurtis.
Need more long versions like this
Quick! Have Geras restart this timeline. Titan Kitana's baby may not have survived.
Johnny Cage: come on, buddy! I promise you’ll be a BIG star!
Reptile: for the last time, I am not starring in your crappy Godzilla spin-off!
*CLASH*
Shujinko: what is a “Godzilla”?
Reptile: I’ll explain later!
Stryker: he’d honestly fit in well there!
Johnny Cage: that’s what I’m talking about!
Ooooooo. Omni-Man said the line. Wooooooooo!
I thought that was a great nod to Cave Johnson.
Speaking of which, here's a dialogue suggestion:
Raiden: What should I do with all these lemons life keeps giving me?
Omni Man: HOW ABOUT YOU MAKE THEN COMBUSTIBLE AND BURN LIFE'S HOUSE DOWN?!
Clash
Frost: (with GLaDOS' voice) Yeah, take the lemons! Burn his house down!
Raiden: What the... Frost?
Omni Man: (coughs heavily)
Sareena: Oh my gosh, are you okay?
Omni Man: Just fine.
Raiden #1: hello! I’m raiden! I hope we can be friends!
Raiden #2: I hope we can be friends too!
*CLASH*
Kung Lao #1: damn, bud! You really can be friends with everyone!
Raiden #1: it’s just a natural gift!
Kung Lao #2: okay, buddy! Go ahead and ask!
Raiden #2: so… is your timeline’s kitana single-
*raiden #1 performs his “the storm’s arrival” fatality on raiden #2*
Raiden #1: SHE’S MINE.
Kung Lao #1: HOLY SHIT…
Lets go British Liu Kang is back
Reptile: really?! There’s a fusion of us called “Klockodile”?!
Geras: he will be the first to be wiped from existence…
*CLASH*
Kano: “klockodile”? That’s a good name, mate!
Geras: I am not here for your compliments, Kano…
Stryker: Klockodile? Don’t you mean tick tock Croc-
Reptile: not that clock crocodile,Stryker!
Kung Lao: what made you decide to get with syzoth?
Ashrah: ONE WORD: TONGUE.
*CLASH*
Sub Zero: *by the elder gods, what the fuck?!*
Kung Lao: … like the whole thing or just the tip?
Sareena: just because he’s cold-blooded doesn’t make him less hot!
Ashrah: my thoughts exactly~
Reptile: are you upset that I ate D’vorah?
Mileena: are you kidding?! I’m here to reward you for it!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: I am so glad that she’s dead.
Reptile: same here!
Stryker: guess she’s not gonna be BUGging us anymore!
Mileena: hahaha! What a joyful day!
Okay why are people hating on D’Vorah?
Havik: I’m a better singer than YOU, empress!
Sindel: you sing Mozart ONCE and suddenly you think you’re gold?!
*CLASH*
Darrius: his version of “somewhere beyond the sea” is fucking phenomenal!
Havik: agreed!
Shujinko: what is a “Mozart”-
Sindel: ALRIGHT FINE! YOU WANT MUSIC?! ILL GIVE YOU MUSIC!
*Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on havik*
Sindel: now that’s music~
Shujinko: well, it was certainly no Mozart.
Sindel: I THOUGHT YOU DIDNT KNOW WHO HE WAS!!!
This was cool hopfully we can see a lot more in the future and could make this one again with gore but you can leave out the music cause I want to see more of the finishers the fighters can do. I thought we would see the Christmas finisher but it’s OK glad to see British Lu Kang back wonder what’s going to happen for new years.
Johnny Cage: are you made because me and Kenshi kicked your ass at Shang Tsung’s lab?
Tanya: no, I’m mad because you called me a BITCH at Shang Tsung’s lab!
*CLASH*
Goro: to be honest, you were sort of acting like one-
Tanya: IF YOU AGREE WITH HIM, YOU’LL JOIN HIM IN DEATH!
Sub-Zero: *seriously, can I get kameo’d with anybody else?*
Johnny Cage: come on! I’m such a charmer!
Tanya: why do you seek khameleon, Ashrah?
Ashrah: … to be honest, I just want a threeway with her and syzoth.
*CLASH*
Sareena: I didn’t take you for the spicy type~
Ashrah: I prefer when my “food” is “sour”~
Goro: so she’s seriously into-
Tanya: GORO, I DO NOT NEED THAT IMAGE IN MY MIND!
Maybe we should ship Kung Lao and Frost. They have things in common.
Ew, no. Even Rain has more in common with her than Kung Lao does.
But it's all for naught bc of all the Cassie/Frost fics from MK11...
@@Pippa_McConnellBut Kung Lao and Frost are both single, both neglected, and canonically; they both lack humility. Oh and they're both laughing stock in fandom.
I'd watch the original, but it was blocked in my country, apparently. Very cool. 👍🏻
Christ bless you, how kind of you to make a reaction version
“You let 2 guys have a sword fight in your mouth” 💀
WE BOUT TO HAVE KHAOTIK KHRISTMAS PARTIES WITH THIS ONE!!! 🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥
Johnny Cage: just so ya know, i was better in bed with kitana than you were~
Raiden: … you did what?…
*CLASH*
Stryker: we fuckin’ tag teamed her, bro!
Johnny Cage: I consider it a flawless victory~
Kung Lao: Johnny! Stryker! Run while you-
Raiden: DIE.
*raiden performed his “that’s a shocker” brutality on Johnny cage*
Raiden: KITANA’S MINE, JACKASS.
Christmas episode yaaay
Tanya: so you are the reason Khameleon has been missing from my Umgadi?!
Quan Chi: think of it as a “Diabolical Life Capturement” ransom~
*CLASH*
Khameleon: TANYA! PLEASE FREE ME-
Quan Chi: silence, freak!
Goro: you know, I could be part of the umgadi-
Tanya: NEVER, GORO!
16:44 this mileena skin/costume is not official right?
Besides, this was a great Christmas video. Thank you for these hilarious and festive videos, and Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night!
Here are some ideas for Your Custom Intros part 3 if you find them interesting.
34 timeline Scorpion: mmm Sub Zero you look more handsome then ever
Smoke: ehh im not Sub Zero, Kuai Liang
Clash
Cameo Scorpion: sorry who are you again?
Smoke: my name is Smoke
34 timeline Scorpion: Sub Zero why did you changed your outfit?
Smoke: IM NOT SUB ZERO IM SMOKE
34 timeline Scorpion: Who??? Why is the air talking?
34 timeline Sub Zero: am i CUCKOLD TO YOU SCORPION? HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH THAT AIR?
34 timeline Scorpion: he tricked me in thinking he is you
Clash
Frost: oh boy here we go
34 timeline Scorpion: Sub Zero you know i love you and only want to lick your ice cream
Sareena: wait what in tarnation?
34 timeline Sub Zero: Oh you are gonna lick it FOR THE LAST TIME!!!
Kung lao: You owe me 15000 koins since the 2020 Raiden
Raiden: i know and i told you i will pay soon
Clash
Frost: you also owe me 7000 koins
Raiden: instead of annoying me, better lend me some money
Jax: you also owe me 14000 dollars
Kung lao: Jeez Raiden for what do you even need all those money?
Raiden: im paying up my old debts
Kung lao: what in the actual...?
End
Without music it just feels depressing
General Shao: you call your girlfriend “woman”?! That’s so fucking sexist!
Sub Zero: *shut up! Shang Tsung told me you merely called Sindel “wife” in the past timeline!*
*CLASH*
Darrius: so misogyny’s where you draw the line, but you’re fine with callin’ me ni-
General Shao: DO AS YOU’RE TOLD!
Kung Lao: honestly that’s a step up from the previous timeline!
Sub Zero: *HE WAS WORSE?!*
Awesome 🎄 🎄❄❄ 🌨 🌨 Video!
Raiden: Okay, I have Puyo Puyo Tetris 2, with all the DLC characters. Wanna go some rounds?
Kung Lao: Heck yes! I've been practicing for some months now. I'm ready to whip you into shape with the beautiful, purple-haired teacher lady!
*Clash.*
Kano: First blue hair, now purple hair, we gotta get this cobber a heckin' rainbow!
Raiden: Well, everyone has their tastes in women, Kano.
Scorpion (Hanzo): You have a weird liking for that character and the other one.
Kung Lao: They're beautiful, alright?
bro reiko sounds like an animatronic 💀💀💀
"i thought it would be cute, but he looks like he sacrifices children!"
accurate shao description
Sub-Zero #1: *WHAT THE HELL IS THIS?!*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena commissioned Sektor to make a cloning machine, so here I am!*
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero #2: *sareena is going to love this~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #1: *indeed she will~*
Sub-Zero (kameo) #2: *hello! I’ve just been made-*
Sub-Zero #1: *SAREENA! SEKTOR! YOU’RE BOTH DEAD!*
Kitana: so I’ve definitely slept with raiden but… is it true you slept with Kung Lao?~
Nitara: what can I say?~ he learned to like my neck-biting fetish~
*CLASH*
Kung Lao: and she’s the only one I like making neck jokes~
Nitara: oh Kung Lao~
Kitana: what is a “fetish”?
Shujinko: I’ll explain later.
We need khameleon on the show please
Sub-Zero: *this “Kano” fellow told me that you knew where that Kabal bastard is!*
Kenshi: stay out of FBI business, Bi-Han!
*CLASH*
Kano: don’t let that stop ya, mate!
Sub-Zero: *trust me, I won’t!*
Kenshi: um…
Sareena: sweetie, I’m sorry about not telling you about my crush! But I still love you and now I’ll show it!
*sareena performs her “inner demon” fatality on sub-zero, repeatedly saying “I love you”*
Sub-Zero: … I… LOVE YOU… TOO…
Kenshi: … is it weird I’m jealous of you two?
Merry Christmas to all!!!
And to all a good night!
I love how darius actually only have 1 dialogue...that never ended up good Lmao
Quan Chi: you know, I have a little sea pet as well~
Rain: really?! Can I meet them?!
*CLASH*
Sonya: aww! Cute!
Rain: I really want to meet them!
Khameleon: wait! No! Don’t-
Quan Chi: here he is~
*Quan chi performs his “splat!” Brutality on rain*
Quan Chi: his name is squiggles~
4:37 Guess Sub-Zero doesn't remember Halloween party
Return of british liu kang.
Sindel: why do you keep talking to Mileena and Tanya about bearing raiden’s child?!
Kitana: mother, for Argus’ sakes, we used condoms!
*CLASH*
Sektor: if used incorrectly, there is an 18% chance of pregnancy-
Sindel: WAIT WHAT?!
Kitana: I’m starting to think letting mother make Sektor a royal advisor was a bad idea…
Cyrax: agreed.
Darrius trying to speak Japanese 😂😂
Havik: you son of a bitch! You burnt my face!
Scorpion: I’m surprised you even felt pain then since you can literally tear your limbs off at will!
*CLASH*
Darrius: can’t ya, ya know, regenerate it?
Havik: IM HAVING AN ARGUMENT HERE! DONT BUTT IT!
Jax Briggs: damn, you made him one ugly motherfucker.
Scorpion: thank you, I’m proud of my work!
Sindel: Bi-Han, that robot advisor you gave me seems to be gaining the ability to lie!
Sub-Zero: *he’s always had that ability! You’re just using him improperly!*
*CLASH*
Sektor: my plan to sabotage- I mean advise the queen is working.
Sindel: I can’t tell if that was a lie or not!
Cyrax: I still believe you should have sent me in.
Sub-Zero: *SILENCE, CYRAX!*
Even with this version… I still can’t understand Reiko
Possible translations:
"At least I don't look like Santa's little hooker!"
"Yes, I can specifically say."
"I like that I cut you like a persimmon, haha!"
"Over my dead body!"
Tanya: I promise, my empress, I will always love you, no matter what.
Mileena: Tanya… I promise I will always love you as well…
*CLASH*
Goro: now that’s just adorable!
Tanya: for once I agree with you, goro…
Sonya Blade: aww! I ship it!
Mileena: hehe! Come here, my love!
*Mileena performed her “early lunch” brutality on tanya*
Mileena: NOOO! DAMN THIS DISEASE!
この世界にお前の感情的には狼狽、絶望、あとこの最高な部分はカオスにする時に全部滅ぼすることだ！最高光景じゃ！(In this world, your emotional dismay, despair, and the best part of it is to destroy everything when you make it in chaos! It's the best sight!)
一体何って言いるのお前は？エセ魔王か？(What the hell are you saying? Are you fake demon king?)
*CLASH*
あー、コイツは異世界台本を盗んでいたり、そして彼の本気に言いたらにやるだが演技も練習するべきなのだ！(Oh, he is stealing an isekai script, and if he says it seriously, he should also practice acting!)
寝言いってんじゃねぞ、おっさん！それは演技じゃなくて、本気だ！(Don't talk nonsense old-man! This is not an act, I'm serious!)
わー、素晴らしい演技だ！この演技を感じ入っていた(Wow, what an amazing performance! I'm impressed by that acting)
えー？本当？じゃ、最初にアイツは凄まじい殺気を解き放つではないのか？(What? Really? Then, isn't he releasing an intense bloodlust from the beginning?!) (In disbelief)
演技じゃねぇよ, クソ共が！全員ぶち殺すぞ！(It's not an act, you bastards! I'll kill you all!)
You can guess who is talking though~
8:56
Liu Kang:Kitana, I swear to-
Merry Christmas everyone🎉🎉🎉
17:54 that's a reference to the other timeline in MK11. Did anyone catch that?
Omni-Man: so… tell me again… why the fuck am I here?…
General Shao: goro is “omnisexual”! I’m assuming he has feelings for you!
*CLASH*
Tremor: just take pity on him…
Omni-Man: ugh… fine…
General Shao: he’s all yours, goro!
Goro: well…
*goro performs his “prince of pain” fatality on Omni-man*
Goro: the spark was gone…
Havik: you have no idea how great Seido would be without law and order!
Johnny Cage: no way, man! I love that show!
*CLASH*
Sektor: in the criminal justice system, the people are represented-
Johnny Cage: yeah we’re not letting you read the whole intro.
Shujinko: what are “law” and “order”?
Havik: I WILL NEVER EXPLAIN THAT TO YOU, OLD MAN!
1:35 idk why I found this hysterically funny 😂
Merry Christmas guys and gals!!!
Bi-Han making Reptile run home crying
4:03
It's a funny reference. J.K. Simmons voiced J. Jonah Jameson, Omni-man and Cave Johnson (from Portal 2)
Havik: I’m going to make you eat my own heart…
Omni-Man: okay, THAT was a great line!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I think he’s serious-
Omni-Man: shut it, tremor!
Darrius: Havik?~
Havik: remember what I promised you…
*Havik performed his “atomic heart” fatality on omni-man*
Havik: merry Christmas…
Nothing like mortal christmas kombat
Baraka: Kuai Liang, is it me… or did we sound similar long ago?…
Scorpion: I’ve never had tarkat if that is what you’re asking…
*CLASH*
Sub-Zero: *strange, I sound like him too*
Scorpion: what is going on?!
Sektor: Steven Jay Blum is an American voice actor. Known for his distinctively deep voice-
Baraka: WHY ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT SOME RANDOM VOICE ACTOR?!
Rain: what makes you think you can defeat me?!
Sub-Zero: rain, ice is LITERALLY frozen water!
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, ice is made of-
Sub-Zero: SILENCE, SEKTOR!
Frost: yeah, you’re kinda screwed.
Rain: oh shit-
*sub-zero performs his “krushed ice” brutality on rain*
Sub-Zero: next time, read a damn book!
Consider the following:
Kung Lao: I do not understand why nobody wants me! I am a total catch!
Havik: Why don't you catch these hands?
Clash where Havik rips off his arm and hits his opponent with it
Kung Lao: That was an awful pun!
Jax: Yeah, that was in poor taste.
Goro: I thought it was pretty funny.
Havik: It seems you're at each others' throats.
Kung Lao: STOP IT
Ashrah: you know, Havik, if you join us on our side, we can have lots more dance parties with you!
Havik: that… that sounds lovely!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: damn, did that actually work?
Ashrah: you see? Friendship is magic!
Motaro: could this be the start of a brand new storyline in the mortal kombat universe?
Havik: hmm… nah!
*Havik performs his “RAD-ius incision” fatality on Ashrah*
Sub-Zero: marvel at the Lin kuei’s grandmaster!
Omni-Man: really? You’re more of a winter soldier…
*CLASH*
Sektor: a rather stark name for-
Sub-Zero: silence, iron man!
Tremor: can I get a name as well?!
Omni-Man: I don’t know, you’re more of a… thing…
Sindel: I’ve heard you have a weakness for high frequencies?~
Omni-Man: DON’T. YOU. DARE.
*CLASH*
Sektor: according to my calculations, viltrumites can die at frequencies of-
Sindel: I already know~
Tremor: um… can I go now?
Omni-Man: SHUT THE FUCK UP, TREMOR!
*Sindel performs her “living the scream” fatality on omni-man*
Mileena: YOU RULE AN ENTIRE PLANET OF KYTINN?!
Omni-Man: they’re called “thraxans” but basically, yeah!
*CLASH*
Tremor: I don’t think she likes that-
Omni-Man: NO SHIT, TREMOR!
Cyrax: order 69?
Mileena: NO! EXECUTE ORDER 66!
Cyrax: yes, empress.
*Cyrax performs his “annihilation” fatality on omni-man*
0:18 yay
Nitara: any chance you know what a “kalima” is?
Havik: that’s your question?! I’m still wondering who the fuck “katara vala” is!
*CLASH*
Cyrax: beginning search… INTERNET DISCONNECTED.
Havik: uh… Sektor?
Sektor: this Cagepedia page was brought to you by Shang Tsung’s Red Monkey NFTs!
Nitara: ugh! Useless robot!
Geras #1: why have you come to this timeline?!
Geras #2: to give shujinko the knowledge of the entire universe…
*CLASH*
Shujinko #2: soon all Shujinkos will know everything!
Geras #2: yes, my liege…
Shujinko #1: what are they talking about-
Geras #1: YOU WILL NOT!
*geras #1 performed his “temporal execution” fatality on geras #2*
Shujinko #1: what was that about?
Geras #1: I’ll explain later.
oop i got it now, i was wondering were was the music
Scorpion #1: hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
Scorpion #2: no you are not! I am scorpion!
*CLASH*
Scorpion #1 (kameo): he’s right, scorpion! He is scorpion!
Scorpion #1: thank you, scorpion!
Scorpion #2 (kameo): hello, scorpion! I am scorpion!
Scorpion #2: he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, he’s scorpion, I’M SCORPION! Are there any other scorpions I need to know about?!
*scorpion #1 performed his “gang war” fatality on scorpion #2*
Havik: I’m telling you! He breaks my bones in ways they have always wanted to be broken!~
General Shao: UGH! FINE! YOU CAN GO OUT WITH REIKO!
*CLASH*
Darrius: ya hear that?! Ya got yourself a man!
Havik: for once in my life, my heart isn’t breaking!
Frost: did you just pimp your greatest soldier?
General Shao: SHUT IT OR ILL PIMP YOU TOO!
Frost: wait! Maybe I might get noticed that way!
Baraka: did you develop a cure for tarkat?!
Shang Tsung: as a matter of fact, I did~
*CLASH*
Goro: it’s strange how he hasn’t told-
Baraka: SILENCE, GORO!
Sektor: the “serum” is now complete.
Shang Tsung: get ready, baraka~
*shang Tsung performs his “side effects” fatality on baraka*
Shang Tsung: take a lollipop on your way out~
Baraka: How? My body was fucking consumed by your lava potion!
Nitara: is sareena satisfying the needs I apparently could not satisfy?~
Sub Zero: *if you tell anybody about us, I will finish you!*
*CLASH*
Sareena: come on, sweetie! Be nice to your ex!
Sub Zero: *WE WERE NEVER A THING, WOMAN!*
Kung Lao: I didn’t know you liked it on the rocks!
Nitara: unlike you, he actually enjoyed when i bit him on the neck~
Baraka: can your makeup crew assist me in looking normaler?
Johnny Cage: of course, buddy! You’ll be looking SHARP in no time!
*CLASH*
Scorpion: the makeup crew gave me this mask which surprisingly gave me a face!
Johnny Cage: what can I say? They’re awesome!
Baraka: then let’s begin!
Sonya Blade: WAIT! NO! DON’T-
*johnny cage performed his “you got caged” brutality on baraka*
Johnny Cage: told ya you’d be looking SHARP!
Havik: mileena’s on vacation so I suppose you can be my chiropractor for now?
Reiko: you will not regret this in the slightest!~
*CLASH*
Darrius: you sure this guy’s good, man?
Havik: he’s the only one who does this for free, so yes!
Cyrax: reiko’s chiropractic office has a 99.99% chance of success!
Reiko: shut up and let me do my job!
*reiko performs his “for the general” fatality on havik*
Reiko: are you satisfied with your service?~
Havik: … DO IT AGAIN, DADDY…~
Liu Kang: you will not free onaga, reiko!
Reiko: HAHAHA! Like you can stop me, fire god!
*CLASH*
Motaro: shall we ride off now, reiko?
Reiko: soon that pathetic beast of a dragon will be mine!
Shujinko: WHAT DID YOU CALL HIM?!
Liu Kang: Shujinko, why are you getting upset-
*Shujinko uses his “five point strike” fatality on reiko*
Shujinko: I may not know much but I know how to protect my man…
Liu Kang: by the elder gods, maybe there’s a reason we don’t teach him things…
Wait huh!?