Stay Strong King: Size
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Directed By Stevie Emerson
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Don't like this comment, it exist only for algo.
13.000+ people didn't respect your comment for the algo. SMH...
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The thing is , is that show dont know his size unless sees it in person. So basically it's all assumptions until there's evidence showing his size.
Anika Albrite next please.
That’s a fucking likeable comment damn you
You cant tell me what to do
*Girls:* “The worst thing she can say is no.”
*Also girls:* “Come on... He's 5ʼ9.”
5'9 is the optimal male height.
@@KanedaSyndrome Optimal for what exactly? Not standing out in a crowd?
@@KanedaSyndrome manlet cope
@Max Singer uh yea you do
cries in 5'7
In all my 23 years I’ve realized that if a woman is being overly nice to you she is trying to sell you something..
Or it's a dare.
In all my 56 years I’ve realized that if a woman is being overly nice to you she is trying to scam your finances..
@@TheWorldTeacher did someone took half of yours?
@@TheWorldTeacher And that bois is nothing but the truth right there. I speak out of experience.
@@hhh26335396, methinks you meant "TAKE, not "took".
Anyway, to answer your poorly-worded question, yes, BOTH my ex-wives stole my property, obviously with the assistance of demonic, illegitimate governments.
It's like the director at Brazzers didn't show up for that shot and somebody happened to know Quentin Tarantino.
Nailed it 😂😂
Just love how he randomly pulls out a subway sandwich and pokes her nose with it.🤣🤣
That was some Naked gun level shit
The "boop"...🤣🤣👍
@@rodmarr1844 I was waitin to hear him give the "boop"! lol
Yep, really hilarious.
He should’ve said: “Give me one of each, don’t wanna ruin the surprise ; ) “
True.
Thank you I will use this in my future endeavours (if I have any)
@@nischitshetty8862 you won't have any
@@nischitshetty8862 Dude, you don't worry about any of this stuff. Your parents will arrange one for you, you can meet her after marriage xD
@@tarun9542 India moment 🤧
Man really asked for a garbage bag🤣🤣
We all have needs. Lol
P
Sure did!!
I think it would be a bit “trashy” to use a garbage bag but that’s me!!
Bad humour i know!!
😆😆😆
Oh wow, not who I expected to see in this video, quite a surprise!
I like how she doesnt even flinch or bllink at all when he puts the foot-long in her face 😂She is CLEARLY a seasoned professional 🤣🤣🤣
She's faced bigger challengers before him.
I was chuckling before but when he nearly booped her with the sandwich that got me so good
Happy seeing Luna do this, she's actually really funny
Where is she from..meaning what is she known for??
@@chillblue79 pоrn
@@chillblue79Luna star. Porn
@@zakhobbsmusic thank you
@@chillblue79 she a singer, she be holding big microphones
"I mean common he is 5.9" that hits home on another level...
I felt personally attacked
Not that height has anything to do with dong size.
this hurts my soul
Insecure much guys? I'm 5"7' and never had a size complaint
5’7” guy here married to a 6’1” lady
Anything is possible.
*Sees the cashier
*checks URL
Okay, I'm on the right site.
In hindsight its beyond me how I didnt realise who so was until I read the description
😂
True story
I understood that reference
Funny, as soon as I saw her I realised I was on the wrong site…
"He's 5"9 he's probably small"
Lol, there was a guy in my military brigade, he was 5"3 and his package was all the way down to his knees when it's flaccid, we kept saying "Watch out Michael is passing through!" when he entered the showers.
🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂😂
Is not that unusual, I have an aircraft carrier down there as well.
@@TheMajesticSupernova 🤣
Na its all about the tree trunk. If it aint tree trunk sized its small 🤣.
Bros rizz was immaculate in the first half ngl
It helps when the other person is putting in just as much effort (in this case, because she's trying to sell something).
6 inches from the ground when you're on top of a skyscraper? Damn, that's impressive dude.
9/11
@@kq2883 😭
Stole that line from Eminem
That's a small skyscraper. 😂
Fr
*Cashier:* "How big?"
*Me:* _smirks_ "You see that building out there?"
*Cashier:* "...Yeah?"
*Me:* "That, but 5 inches."
Great comment. You should make more
Best comment so far
You got me rolling 😂
🤣🤣🤣
The building: Dude this is a Wendy's restaurant
Luna can actually act. That’s awesome 🤝🏾
She's a famous actress and has been in a lot of movies, she has played a maid, a secretary, a pizza delivery girl and many other roles.
@Wellington you are filthy 😂😂
@@bernardobila4336 she a porn actress? Name?
Luna Star it is😎😎😎
@@bernardobila4336 you forgot the movie she played a teacher that spanked naugthy students
The correct answer: "Give me one of each. I don't want to spoil the mystery."
You do realized that her whole being nice and stuff was so that she could sell them? In other words one of each or not, you're still played.
"There was no way he was bigger than a small. I mean, c'mon, he's 5'9". I feel attacked.
And being like 6'5" or something would be better???
That means nothing. Howard Stern 6'7" and packing maybe 7" he said.
@@RR-nl2ep Ron Jeremy is short LOL
I feel attacked as well. Is that some type of new theory that height determines what you're packing lmao
How tf does that explain me then??
Man that awkward pause/stare after she asked what size and the “I’m sorry?” had me cracking up
Lmao I was literally just watching your e46 m3 video, funny to find you here
Hahaha small world, thank you for watching it man! Yeah this channel is absolute gold 😂
Yeah he does that everytime🤣🤣🤣
I love his face when he says “just give me the big ones” hahah
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0:41 "I'm sorry?" That KILLS me! 😂
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قال اللّٰهُ تعالىٰ :- " فذكّر إنّ الذّكرىٰ تنفعُ المُؤمنين"
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راجِياً من اللّٰهِ العليّ القديرِ أن تنالَ حُبّكِ ورِضاكِ...
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أَمّا بعدُ :-
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فتنفتِحُ عيناهُ الحالمتينِ آخرَ السّحرِ ذاتَ يومٍ ، حين يكونُ مُنشغِلاً في قيام اللّيلِ كأزهارِ النّيلُوفرِ...
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يرىٰ فيهِ أَحلامَهُ الَتي تُنسِيهِ كُلّ جُروحِهِ وآلامِهِ وَأَشجانِهِ وَأَحزانِهِ...؟؟!! 😮😮
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ولكن اعلمي يا حبيبتي أنّهُ لا يَدرُجُ نحوَ هذا الأملِ الكبيرِ ، فينالُ هذا النُّزُلَ الكريمَ مَن المولىٰ الحكيمِ مَن كانت حياتهُ جافّةً لا رُوحَ فيها...؟؟!!
لكنّهُ علىٰ النّقيضِ من ذلك...
مَن صابَرَ نفسهُ ولم يستثقلْ حملَ الجروحِ والصّدماتِ والآهاتِ...
حتّىٰ يجنيَ ثمارَ جهدهِ واجتهادهِ ، الّذي كان ومازالَ يعتبرُهُ وقوداً ونُوراً يهدي بصيرتهُ ، ويشحذُ هِمّتهُ نحوَ التّقرُّبِ إلىٰ معرفةِ خالقهِ ومولاهُ...!!!
لِيَنضُوَ عن كاهِلِ أيّامِهِ الخالياتِ غبارَ اعوجاجِهِ عن طاعةِ اللّٰهِ...
فيَغدُو قلبُهُ وجسدُهُ لَيلَتئذٍ مُتنعّمَينِ نعيماً يجِلُّ عن المثيلِ وعن النّظيرِ...!!!
لِما أَبصرَ بِأُمّ عينيهِ الحالمتينِ ما وهبَهُ لهُ اللّٰهُ الغنيُّ الكريمُ...؟؟!!
فتُزهِرُ أَيّامُهُ...
وتنفرِجُ هُمومُهُ ، وتتهلّلُ أَسارِيرُهُ...!!!
فيتبدّلُ حالُ حياتِهِ ، من الضّيقِ إلىٰ السَّعةِ ، ومن ظلمةِ الحياةِ ورُكودِها إلىٰ أنوارِ الحرّيّةِ وانطلاقها... 🕊️🕊️
الّتي سيأسَفُ يومَها قلبُهُ الّذي أَضحىٰ مُستنيراً بِنورِ اللّٰهِ ورحمتهِ وهداهُ عن نيلها طويلاً ؛ لِما غفلَ عنها حين نأتْ بِكَلكلِها اللّياليَ والأيّامُ...!!! 😢😢
فيطمئنُّ ساعتها قلبُهُ المُنشرِحُ بِذاك الطّيفِ الجميلِ ، الّذي يشفي قلبَهُ العليلَ ، ويُريحُ بالَهُ المُفتقِرَ الذّليلَ...؟؟!!
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😊😊
والّذي يحملُ بين جَنَباتِهِ أيضاً نسائمَ ذكرياتِهِ الجميلةِ أَيّامَ لهوِهِ وصِباهُ...
الّتي كانت تضُجُّ بِالضّحِكاتِ البريئةِ ، وَلا سِيّما العبثِيّاتِ الغريبةَ الّتي تنطوي علىٰ نسيانِ تِلك الحقائقِ المُرّةِ ، الّتي يعيشُ مع الأَسَفِ بنُو الإنسانِ تحت ظلامِها الحالِكِ حياتهُمُ البائِسةَ...؟؟!!
كان معكِ يا حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة الغاليةُ والحسناءُ الجميلةُ الإمامُ المهديُّ المنُنتظرُ محمّد صادق عُبيد الكُبيسيُّ عليكِ وعليّ من اللّٰه أزكىٰ الصّلاة وأبهىٰ السّلام...!!! 💚💚💚💜💜💜💙💙💙🧡🧡🧡
أنا أُحبُّكِ... 💔💔💋💋
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حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة ...💙💜🧡💚
جميلةٌ هي الحياة...🌹❤️
لو كانت قلوبُ بني الإنسان مفتوحةٌ علىٰ بعضها البعض...؟!!
مهما اختلفوا في مذاهبهم ، وتعدّدت آراؤهم ، وتباينت أفكارهم وعقولهم ...
لهذا أنا أرجو منكِ أن تفهمي يا حبيبتي أنّ اللّٰه سبحانهُ وتعالىٰ لا يُحرّمُ الزّنىٰ ولا اللّواط وشرب الخمور والعُريّ وسماعِ الغناء والرّقص والموسيقىٰ وتدخين الشّيشة والحشيشة... إذا كانت ضمن ضوابط شرعيّة وأجواء رومانسيّة لا ظلم فيها ولا تجاوزات للخطوط الحمراء فيما بين العبد وربّهِ ومابين العباد أنفُسهم...؟؟؟!!
كان معكِ يا حبيبتي وأُختي الكريمة محمد صادق عُبيد الكُبيسيُّ الإمامُ المهديُّ المنُنتظرُ عليكِ وعليّ من اللّٰه أزكىٰ الصّلاة وأبهىٰ السّلام...!!!
💜💜💜🧡🧡🧡💙💙💙💚💚💚
أنا أُحبُّكِ... 💔💔💋💋
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حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة الغالية...🌹❤️
في جُعبتي قضيّتانِ تتعلّقان في قيام نهضةٍ ثقافيّةٍ وزراعيّةٍ في حياة البشريّة ، وهي كالتّالي...
أنا أقترح أن تقوم حكومات العالم فتلغي السيارات ويستبدلونها بالطّائرات بأحجامٍ مختلفةٍ ، حيث يكون في كل مجموعة قرى مطارٌ صغيرٌ يحتوي على الطائرات...
ويُستحسن عند ذوي الرّأي وحسن التدبير في الحياة إزالة جميع الشوارع والأرصِفة التابعة لها بالإضافة إلى الجسور وحتى المدارس والجامعات واستبدالها بكتبٍ مشروحة ومُفصّلة لِكلّ العلوم والثقافات والفنون بدل أن يصنعوا لنا تلك الجرائد والمجلات التافهة ، وزراعة الأشواك بأنواعها المختلفة حسب موقع المكان الجغرافي وطبيعة المناخ لأنّها ذات فائدة وأهمية في تحويل التربة البيضاء الصحراوية إلى تربة حمراء خصبة صالحة للزراعة من خلال جذورها التي تسحب منها المركبات الزجاجيّة والملحيّة ، ثم نقوم بدفن الملوثات العضوية التي تلقيها هذه الحكومات الفاسدة في البحر أو الأنهار والمحيطات تحت الأرض لِتنتفع بها التربة سماداً لها بطريقة علمية تحافظ على نقاء المياه الجوفية وعدم تلوثها ، وبذلك تكثر الأشجار المثمرة والماشية والغزلان والأرانب والظّباء ، ويكثر الخير في البرّ والبحر ، ويحلو الجو والمناخ وتنشط السياحة وتتوقف الأجواء الخماسينيّة السيئة ، وتتكاثر الطيور المهاجرة ذات التغريدات البهيّة ، حتىٰ تصبح كرتنا الأرضية مروجاً خضراء...!!!
ويتعافى الغلاف الجوّي من الإحتباس الحراري...؟؟!!
ويتمُّ استغلال الطاقة الشمسية وطاقة الرياح بهدوء كبديل صديق للبيئة لإنتاج الكهرباء الضرورية لتحريك أجهزة المصانع الغذائية وغيرها بالإضافة الإضاءة اللطيفة واللّيليّة الهادئة في الحدائق الغنّاء والمتنزهات...
وبِذلك تهنأ البشرية بِبحبوحة العيش الكريم والمحبّةِ والأمنِ والأمانِ والسّلام...
ملاحظة هامة :- ١- أنا أرى أنّه حتى البيوت والفنادق والعمارات يجب إزالتها من وجه الأرض واستبدالها بالخيام لمن شاء ، لأنّه إذا كان هناك أماناً وجمالاً في الطبيعة والمناخ حلوٌ ولطيفٌ فلا داعي ساعتها للبيوت وشكراً...
٢- من التداعيات الجميلة لهاتين الخطوتين الجبّارتين الزراعية والثقافية هو إلغاء العملة الورقية والمعدنية ؛ لأنّ كلّ شيءٍ صار مجّاناً سواءً الخضروات والفواكه واللحوم والأسماك والحلويّات والمكسّرات والشاي والقهوة والملابس بالمجّان...
ومصداقُ كلامي الطّويلِ هذا هو قولُ رسولِ اللّٰهِ صلّىٰ اللّٰهُ عليهِ وسلّم لِأصحابهِ الكرام رضي اللّٰهُ عنهم :- " لا تقومُ السّاعةُ حتّىٰ تعودَ أرضُ الجزيرةِ مُروجاّ خضراءَ أو مُروجاً وأنهاراً...!!! "
كان معكِ يا حبيبتي وأُختي العزيزة الغالية محمّد صادق عُبيد الكُبيسيُّ الإمامُ المهديُّ المنُنتظرُ علينا من اللّٰهِ أزكىٰ الصّلاةُ وأبهىٰ السّلام...!!! 💜💜💙💙💚💚💛💛🧡🧡
أنا أُحِبُّكِ... 💔💔💋💋
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Farewell my mistress 👋
I Love you 🌹❤️💐💐☕☕🍰🍰💟💟
Luna Star 🔥🔥 what a woman !!!
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Thanks was looking for this
I'm a fan of her work.
This is a certified hood classic.
Hood ?
@@Joe-lc3sv you know like the old school trap music tag
@@blu6 nah idk
You aren't even authorized to declare that.
The new comment everyone is stealing and putting on all videos for likes...
Nobody is original anymore.
Something similar happened to me at a gas station once. It was like 2AM and I was heading to hook-up with a girl I met earlier. I felt good as I rolled up to the station because it was empty. I go to the window and the young, very attractive girl on duty signaled me to wait a sec. Unfortunately, people started pulling up! Before I knew it, there was like 6 guys waiting in line behind me! When the girl finally came to the window I requested 20 at the pump and a box of condoms. She smiled and said “What?”. I repeated myself, then she grabbed the exterior mic, cranked the damn thing to max volume and said “Sir, I can’t hear you! Could you please speak up?”! Feeling it couldn’t get much worse and hearing giggles from the guys behind me, I shouted “Condoms! I need a box of condoms, please!”! Then, with a goofy smile she shouted on the mic if I would like the XL’s or the smaller ones! I just said, give me that box right there! All the guys in line were laughing, hooting and whistling, the guy behind me even patted my shoulders!
LMAOOO
😁😁😁😁
That’s brutal 😐😐
lol
Sounds like you were being sexually harassed
Good on you for taking it like a champ
"I'm Sorry" never gets old. Well done creating your tag line buddy.
Dude is a man of will
I’m on top of the Empire State Building lmfaooo
The last person I expected to be here lol. Love your stuff man
ETHOS, I WAS J WATCHING U BEFORE THIS VID, lol
Pathos
Wtf ethos doin here lol
@@asatch01 logos
One of the best channels i have ever seen. When i first saw a video I literally thought it was from a movie or something. Great acting great jokes and great fucking production.
It isn't?
Nice comment , but idk about " *great fucking production* ".
You almost made me check what site I'm on
yes , the same here , the first vid of them ive seen was a wolf of wall street parody and i swear this guys have more acting skills than some actors
Agreed.VHQ channel.
Same here first video I watched was Netflix flirting vs real life and actually thought it was from a Netflix movie
The “Im sorry” *NEVER* fails 🤣
This skit is funny as hell 🤣🤣🤣.
Lost it at ‘they don’t have it at the horse stable I usually get em from’ 🤣👌🏽
Since when horses started wearing condom? 😂
lol
Someone has a smaller, someone a bigger... no shame.
Real shame is expressing the length in imperial units.
Aguante el sistema métrico. (Metric system is the best).
😂😂😂
Metric system!!
@@TheNowhereMan0 Argentine detected.
@@MartinZanichelli Indeed.
She's a truly great actress
"You brought a 5 Dollar Footlong?" had me dying lol
You guys are better than 99% of what passes for comedy on TV. #Chops
Well he's not restricted by the FCC so...
@@ItsYaBoi888what's that? Like a censorship board? What's the restrictions
This is exactly the same male denigration and shaming as the stuff on tv. "Haha guy weak and dumb."
i say this all the time but Tommy is right on. This was a great skit, i had NO IDEA it was going all the way to up-selling.
This is nort realistic. brown women never do this with white men, as they have more respect for their brown men
than white women have with white men.
“They didn’t have any at the horse stable I usually get them from…”🤣🤣🤣
The big ass pause and then the “I’m sorry?” Kills me 😂😂😂😂😂😂
1:55 'piece o what?" Lol love her accent, amongst other things
All I'm saying is in my 5'6" frame, 6 inches looks a lot bigger...
Gay af. But true.
@the Gulagwarrior same don't think i could take the dissapointment
Right? Women think we have huge ducks in reality we’re average 😂
Yo, the comments are funnier than the skit! Lmao. Glad I’m packing the 7th heaven..so at least I can laugh at every joke made.
@Ben Dover ha!
Sri lankan elephant ? 🤣🇱🇰
yeh😋
කන්චුක😹
😂😂
We see you bro😂😂😂😂
🤣
The 5'9 at the end wiped the smile off my face 😟
Literally can't stop laughing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"I mean, come on, he's like 5'9"
I was laughing until I got called out here.
i actually have a big one being a manlet
@@yb6155 if you have to post a comment on how big your Johnson is.... It's not big lol
@@john214351 that's not true many of the time. Sometimes, people who are short want to prove that they are big too.
@@MalamIbnMalam nah if you got it, you don't feel the need to flaunt it. If you wanna flaunt it wear sweats with no underwear
@@john214351 some people do..so what? there is no science that says if you brag about your penis size then you are automatically small? That's as ridiculous as saying penis size and height have a direct correlation.
“Six inches from the ground maybe” 😂
@@TeamBlaze3913 jesus
If I was standing on top of the empire state building
And that's even when he's on top of the empire state building 😂
The way he slightly nods his head while trying to come up with a response to her "what size" question got me😂
The skit was fire. The dialogues are funny. ❤
Luna Star? Wow... Good job, guys. You continue to amaze me.
not that hard. ppl in that business desperately wanna go mainstream. few do. just gotta pay to get an appearance.
😂
Luna is one of the sweetest girls I've ever met
Who?
@@Ricksonkimura I'm sure she is
That last scream ''Oh come on!!'' 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Luna Star! Probably my favorite actress 😄😍
Luna star good lord Stevie going to places
wow,
didnt recognize her, thanks
I clicked cuz I had to confirm it was her. Soon as she spoke I heard the accent.😅
I’m disappointed in myself for immediately noticing
Who?
@@timothyharshaw2347 luna star pornstar
"Fully grown tusk of a Sri Lankan elephant" 😂
Much love from Sri Lanka
🤣🤣
🇱🇰
Lol
You mean Sri Lanka elephant love?? 😆
Ranul how’d you get here?
She fine as hell
Sri Lankan Elephant Trunk💀
lol
💀💀💀
He should have known from the start that a hot cashier hitting on him was pretty sus
The unfortunate luck of Dylan Williams strikes again
He was actually spitting some game for a sec there 😂😂
Bro when you walked out the shop video should end, that is a wonderful night you got ahead *slaps back in brotherly manner..
the guy did a great job holding eye contact
Go for the regular. Don't get anyone's hopes up and they won't be disappointed.
Exactly why lie only to disappoint her that night? Either way she doesn't like what she sees, he wasn't get any anyway. Might as well be straight up about it and save everyone some time. She might not need Subway sandwich big :-).
Infact, tell them less, so they are pleasantly surprised by something more 😂
@@indra_vrtrahan 0.5 inches it is then
@@shivanshsaumya7356 WOAH, sir, pls let us know before you turn em directions, we don't wanna be smacked in face with that massive thing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
@@indra_vrtrahan
Under sell and over deliver is my motto.
Her: " How big is it?"
Him: "How big is your mouth?"
I’m dead😂😂😭😭😅🤣
Pretty sure we all know how big that is
‘More than enough for a woman like you,’
Finally! A Luna Star video I could finish! Oh wait...
Yeah......I've never seen a gas station cashier look like that ...............
This is a great representation of how guys completely F up these scenarios, talking yourself right out of it. Be smooth, witty. Small banter. And once you have the digits PEACE OUT. Lol, once you keep talking you can only just say something dumb and screw it all up 😂
I was so focussing on that actually. Until the condoms, it was a fun small talk and some banter tho
He didn't even get her # thou
Only going say something dumb if lack experience talking to women. Lol
@@6abhisekbackup9 That’s problem started show his insecurities when ask what size. Moments like this shouldn’t hesitate and own up to how big or small he really is.
Does anyone actually have that conversation in real life though? I mean, a bottle-o cashier and a customer somehow flirting so acutely even though they probably don't know each other and one person getting the other's number in 30 seconds, just from a shopping transaction?
Whoa this conversion took an interesting turn.
He should have asked her if she had had a baby, or whether she was 'tight'.
One of the funniest moments of my life was when one of my high school buddies showed up at our beach house we rented after senior year with condoms that were a snugger fit. It was hilarious.
I'm still going back and try and talk to her. 🤣
LMFAO… this man said “do you have any garbage bags… u could toss my way?” 💀😭😭
I’m 6’3 and will give you the best 6 inches subway never could 😂
Stacked with the meats
that pen handoff is crazy
The moment he's all in sweat after being cool as f literally 2 seconds ago, touches me on a very personal level. I feel him big time for being in the same position like.. every time I find myself in a flirting situation. 😂 I laugh but it's mostly painful. 😃
Luna Star is great at the up and downs. That woman puts in double time like evey day is a holiday.
Lmao a lot of ppl don’t know who she is looks like 🤣
Luna star
I knew i recognized that whoooer from somewhere
I've had some great memories with Luna Star, but I've moved on. I might have to repay her a visit 😀
@@RichardsWorld lmao dude. I loved her when she first came out. But then she get plastic surgery and just looks mad weird. She was gorgeous before all that shit
“I mean, come on. He’s 5’-9”.”
You’d be surprised, lady.
@Conor Eliot lolololol
I'm 6'-4". Those are two separate measurements....what were we talking about again?
somebody should introduce that woman to Mr jordi el Nino polla and Juan el Cabalo loco. she will understand that a person's height doesn't justify his 🐓 size.
@@sakibulislam5060 Her name is Luna Star if you didn't know
Yup. Luna Star and she owned Mandingo in a Jules Jordan flick as if he were small. Mandingo 10? Had him screaming like a bitch - lol
This one hit home
You can admire her acting on many other sites 😉
This video is mad funny, in fact, while watching this for the 5th time, I finally decided to catch a glimpse of her face
She had a face?
@@sarahdeshay1394 what's this thing called a face ?
That's Luna Star. Cuban, adult film star and a good friend of mine
"What size would you like"
And it was at this moment that this guy knew, he fcked up
He should have immediately answered: Super large of course
"not that big, not underweight either, just regular please"
1:25 lol
mmm is that Luna Star? nice xD
Correct I was looking that ...
Recently found this channel, and love it !! 🤣
“do you have any like, garbage bags?” made me laugh way too hard
"Do you have any garbage bags?" I'm so weak right now! 🤣🤣🤣
is that a fact
That woman who did the skit was incredible. Great actor!!!
Luna Star. Nice.
I actually feel embarrassed for him 😭😭🤣
Brutal !
after ten years of massive therapy he's still traumatized .
that's real mindfuck.. therapy is no joke
The "I'm sorry?" always gets me.
luna star, so good
My life has been blessed by pure fucking genius ever since this channel poked through the algorithm
Lol
oh ya
These are some of my favorite ones. Just a slow descent into madness trying to avoid the question. 🤣
Luna star😮
The "...I'm sorry?" get me everytime xD
Request: I'd like to see the blooper reel, please. Can't imagine they managed to do this in one take, keeping a straight face. :D
Bro Luna is actually good on script...
We all love a bit of one on one banter. It’s fun🎉
Plot twist came real quick . My guy was slickin and sliding game
1:29
"Well, bigger than when I first walked in..."
This man has so much game, and he always finds a way to mess up. When is he gonna get a win lol
She wasn't actually interested. 😅
@@MrGriff305 oh don’t worry, I know it’s a bit lol. I’m just saying from the videos I’ve seen, they go good, and then he messes it up all the time lol
Very funny. Both had a good time with this
"Like an Apple television remote" 😂😂😂
Damn Luna on Slappers Only is straight gas ⛽ 🔥
Exactly bro lunaaaa starrrrr 🔥
I know guys that are 5'4"that are packing 7"-9" height doesn't determine your member size. Anything over 9" is an abnormality anyway. The average male member size is between 5 - 5.5" long regardless of height. People just need to stop with the shaming nonsense.
Porn star "mandingo" is 5'6". Plus every female I'm with says short guys aren't supposed to be a big as I am(5'8") but alot of women are easy to fool so they would think height equals something more.
@@yoursportsnow9729 5'8" isn't short. Some Humans just need to quit ahead of time.
I'm not even gonna ask how you know that... unless you're a chick. Then again this is 2020's...
@@tascrphs I'm actually a disabled veteran that also does research and has an interest in the medical field. I teach my youngins what us normal and what to expect when things are going as scheduled with their bodies and minds. All youngins should take an interest in how their bodies work and what is the"norm" or "average". All of human knowledge is based on the law of averages. For instance, average male height is 5'9" to 5'10". Thanks for the failed attempt at shaming and gas lighting though. It makes old folks like myself chuckle.
@@tascrphs he doesn’t he’s just trying to convince himself that size actually does matter
When I went to my university's night club in Sweden for the first time a few years ago (I am from Sweden, by the way), the female bartenders there wore exactly these kinds of tops, and they had pretty much this kind of breast size as well - it was a bit surreal to see bartenders dressed like that, but I guess universities are relatively casual like that.
height and size have nothing to do with each other, my "how is this even supposed to fit" experience was with a friend who is 5ft9inches (175cm)