Clarkson, May, Hammond Metaphors/Similes Compilation #1
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Can we just appreciate the creator extending the clips were the context is needed for the metaphor to make sense?
"Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face"
-Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's
Sounds alot like the TV in his review of hotels on "Clarkson"
Jennifer?
@@mirzaahmed6589 he changed his name to Jennifer
@@AKSHAY-bu4ox that has to be a joke
@@mirzaahmed6589 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.
"Princess Dianna had one" cracks me up every single time
That was Jeremy's best line ever. No surprise even the camera crew couldn't hold together
I've never understood the joke
@@cleverusername9369 princess Di did a lot of trying to get rid of landmines in African countries that were killing young children and their families
@@dannyplatt6161 just reading your comment where you have to explain this makes me laugh out loud when I think of Jeremy’s comment 💀
Mate, it's the entire build up to it too, also the way Hammond just creases up 🤣
Jeremy talking about Dillington, where the Manor F1 team is based: "It's exactly like Monte Carlo, except in every single detail"
DINNINGTON. Respect the shithole where i grew up
Ha ha
I don't remember the episode it was from but Jeremy talking to James: "You look exactly like a racing driver, apart from visually."
Dinnington*
@@Finetales the grand tour, the episode in china
"stephen hawking's a great bloke, even though a lot of him doesn't work" iconic
that didn't age well
@@rupertdean7431 🥛
Every time Jeremy makes a controversial joke, Hammond panics
laugh all you want, but i think James' Ferrari-Cheese comparrasion was spot on
Only he confused himself with it in the process
I thought I was the only one thinking that way
Every time I rewatch that bit, I always think of the time Jeremy compared a Ferrari (I think) to poached halibut to Hammond after a power test.
Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones.
I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.
"Going into third gear in this gearbox is like trying to swat a fly with a drinking straw." - Clarkson
James’ snicker after the ‘pubic hair’ and then full on laugh after ‘feces’ is one of my favorite James moments off all time. 😂
8:55 was Clarksons best line ever. No wonder you could hear the camera crew laughing
Please explain the joke to me. i dont understand.
@@RoScFan Princess Diana was quite famous for being against land mines. Therefore he made the joke
@@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.
@@RoScFan she campaigned against it
haha
It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great
“It’s like sitting in someone’s ear” because it’s so random and arbitrary, I find that hilarious! 🤣
"that is like saying rabies is better than botulism, and across the line!" 😂😂😂
Jeremy's murderer quote on the 911 is my personal favorite; I've used to many times to explain to people why I don't like flying.
Flying isn't dangerous.
@@mirzaahmed6589
Falling is
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Steven Hawkins- great bloke even though a lot of him doesn't work.
Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"
I was hoping for this. One of my favorite compilations.
The Barnard Castle line is excellent
"It would be like having a competition to see who would be the best at invading Poland and Germany coming in last."
🤣🤣🤣
Ultimately, it took the Soviet Union to have that - as a satellite state, among with most of eastern Europe including a portion of Germany itself.
I mean it kind of did the first couple of times, the Russian Empire got the most, Austria did second best and Prussia came last
The russians could contend them
1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating
Anything of Top Gear can be made into compilations. The resources are limitless.
Yes. But Mustang does it best
8:49 - Yes, he's a true briton
Jeremy comparing Stephen hawking with lancia is insanely accurate
The 959 / F40 is one of my favourite videos😍
I want "wroughty sorbet" or "lung nectar" on a t shirt
I think it might be ‘rorty’ ?
The tights/stockings comparison is just perfect
10:57 I love how Hammond takes his hand off the car when Mr Manlove... I mean John... says 'pubic hairs' and then steps away when he says 'faeces'
The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.
i love these guys soo very much
The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.
Wokeness happened
@@itsamerby4270 lol have you seen the new Dr. Who? It so woke it probably wont go back to sleep even if you strangle it for hours.
@varolussalsanclar1163: 🤦
Yes (prime) minister has them all covered.
Such poetry
How about a compilation of Top Gears Top Secret testing/development centres! I mean "What could possibly go wrong?"
Such great content lol Thanks for doing this even though my fav didn't make the cut :(
" This is crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "
It's like driving a micra but the view from the window is speeded up 🤣🤣🤣
I absolutely love how Jeremy and James always go on about the war 😂
"Like an American motel room" 😆 🤣
Love that R33 clip.
Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel
We need a second episode
"Tights and stocking are designed to do exactly the same job, but they don't"
"I dunno I only wear socks, Jeremy"
Robert just won a oscar. Might wanna change the metaphor jeremy
Is it possible that you can make a compilation of James May being purposely crashed into? No rush, just wondering.
Congrats 13k!!!!
I love James saying that he wouldn't know the difference because he wears socks because I think the same way
best one was that LFA one.
some of these are similies but ill let it slide cos i love these compilations
Read the title genius
They are like similes
How could you miss the dog impression of Jeremy for VW UP!
Jezzas face at 1:30 regarding what BIM says 🤣😆
I've never seen a lot of these
The Ethiopian well was good!
Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.
Could you do a ‘when I come to power’ compilation lol
starting up my old shitbox be like 11:00
If it's a shitbox, why do you still own it?
You just hate all cars, as you think all cars are shitboxes when they age.
@@automation7295 in the words of Clarkson, "what _are_ you on about?"
8:36 Gold
That COD ref was a nice touch
This needs a part2
These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.
Who would've guessed Clarkson was a CoD fan? XD
Its like sittning in someones ear-Jeremy Clarkson
You missed infamous Chrysler Crossfire metaphor
i just realized that "scarlet yohansons lips" is scarlet johanson... @4:05
6:55. That didn't age well, did it...
Dear creator/editor I love u
Some of the words Clarkson say's 😆
Which of Jezza's legs do you guys think May hates the most?
Right
9:58 got to be my fav
Sorry to nitpick, but most of these are simile, not metaphors. They say "like" instead of "is" for a lot of these.
Thank you! Came to say exactly the same thing.
@@decodolly1535 All good mate!
Even though you are nitpicking, you were not pedantic enough to read the video title properly. Now there is irony for you! 😂
@@Rasscasse It got updated my friend, thats why it got liked by the poster
We need a “brown car” compilation. ALL in favor, please hit like.
Well, thats not gone well...
It's like "silly metaphor"
"that's like going out and buying a Playstation war game that isn't Call Of Duty"
Battlefield : *hello*
4:20.... That is Harry's Fulvia, right?
What episode was it that James May drove the orange Camaro?
You, sir. Are doing God's work.
When I saw the F40 vs 959 episode I fell in love. With both of them. Countach and 512tr and I'm in heaven
The 959 was a competitor for thr the mighty 288GTO, however. They compared the wrong, lesser, ferrari.
The comment about Steven Hawking being “a great bloke” ended up aging like fine milk real quick recently
9:42 Did Jeremy Clarkson invent the term bloo before Boris Johnson?
I think it’s just how people talk who have been to private school
Lung nectar.
My favourite exgf once said 'breathing is good for your lungs'
Hi, where have you found the original videos of the older episodes?
More similes in here than metaphors but fuck it same shit
1:30 nice cut to the next scene James
Can you add when Jeremy is driving “The Brutus” and says, “IT’S LIKE TRYING TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHILE YOU’RE BEING EATEN BY A TIGER!”
10:30, THAT take aged well....
3:20 the ageing of this notion has finally ended
Hey what car is the one at 13:10 ?
2:22 lmao 😂
3:28 ‘...because, he’s an American, like you.’
Some of these were similes. Tut tut tut
what show did he do the Zonda R at imola?
2:01 😬
5:35 HILARIOUS
3:20 literally after Jeremy said that he started winning multiple Oscars when he worked for Marvel
8:36 you wait to see what happens to a house, when it is presented with THIIIIS moving at 400 rpm
The new Top Gear doesn't even rate. Thank god for the original team. And thank you Mustang150.
7:46 dat turbo tho
11:18 I thought he was gonna say "But he is Iron Man"
Princess Diana had one of these
It sounds, like a happy hippopotamus
0:43 lmao
Can you do a James May "Ow" compilation? I'd be happy to help
2:58 now that was ill informed...