Clarkson, May, Hammond Metaphors/Similes Compilation #1

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  • @HarmonicaMustang
    @HarmonicaMustang 2 роки тому +785

    Can we just appreciate the creator extending the clips were the context is needed for the metaphor to make sense?

  • @AKSHAY-bu4ox
    @AKSHAY-bu4ox 2 роки тому +656

    "Its like a making a hardcore adult film and then editing it so it can shown in british hotels, just end up with a half hour close up with bloke's sweaty face"
    -Jennifer Clarkson, sometime in the early to mid 2000's

    • @stegosaurus993
      @stegosaurus993 2 роки тому +40

      Sounds alot like the TV in his review of hotels on "Clarkson"

    • @mirzaahmed6589
      @mirzaahmed6589 2 роки тому +6

      Jennifer?

    • @AKSHAY-bu4ox
      @AKSHAY-bu4ox 2 роки тому +16

      @@mirzaahmed6589 he changed his name to Jennifer

    • @FishbedFive
      @FishbedFive 2 роки тому +3

      @@AKSHAY-bu4ox that has to be a joke

    • @duongnhdn
      @duongnhdn 2 роки тому +17

      @@mirzaahmed6589 Jezza made a bet with Rich that if the Posrche 918 was faster than the Mclaren P1, he would change his name to Jennifer. The face off never happened but Rich and James called him Jennifer anyway.

  • @manvanthgowda
    @manvanthgowda 2 роки тому +529

    "Princess Dianna had one" cracks me up every single time

    • @fabiank485
      @fabiank485 2 роки тому +64

      That was Jeremy's best line ever. No surprise even the camera crew couldn't hold together

    • @cleverusername9369
      @cleverusername9369 2 роки тому +27

      I've never understood the joke

    • @dannyplatt6161
      @dannyplatt6161 2 роки тому +87

      @@cleverusername9369 princess Di did a lot of trying to get rid of landmines in African countries that were killing young children and their families

    • @ic1815
      @ic1815 2 роки тому +14

      @@dannyplatt6161 just reading your comment where you have to explain this makes me laugh out loud when I think of Jeremy’s comment 💀

    • @elsden722
      @elsden722 2 роки тому +8

      Mate, it's the entire build up to it too, also the way Hammond just creases up 🤣

  • @toma6068
    @toma6068 2 роки тому +519

    Jeremy talking about Dillington, where the Manor F1 team is based: "It's exactly like Monte Carlo, except in every single detail"

    • @crazylizard1889
      @crazylizard1889 2 роки тому +17

      DINNINGTON. Respect the shithole where i grew up

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse 2 роки тому +1

      Ha ha

    • @Finetales
      @Finetales 2 роки тому +12

      I don't remember the episode it was from but Jeremy talking to James: "You look exactly like a racing driver, apart from visually."

    • @samhobbs6517
      @samhobbs6517 Рік тому +2

      Dinnington*

    • @DLTX1007
      @DLTX1007 4 місяці тому

      @@Finetales the grand tour, the episode in china

  • @dondapilot2311
    @dondapilot2311 Рік тому +35

    "stephen hawking's a great bloke, even though a lot of him doesn't work" iconic

  • @yashwanthbalakrishnan9100
    @yashwanthbalakrishnan9100 2 роки тому +59

    Every time Jeremy makes a controversial joke, Hammond panics

  • @kwardozz
    @kwardozz 2 роки тому +225

    laugh all you want, but i think James' Ferrari-Cheese comparrasion was spot on

    • @lewishamilton.f1.44
      @lewishamilton.f1.44 2 роки тому +22

      Only he confused himself with it in the process

    • @aliritsch6588
      @aliritsch6588 2 роки тому +6

      I thought I was the only one thinking that way

    • @Finetales
      @Finetales 2 роки тому +4

      Every time I rewatch that bit, I always think of the time Jeremy compared a Ferrari (I think) to poached halibut to Hammond after a power test.

    • @JamaicanCastle
      @JamaicanCastle Рік тому +1

      Except he's wrong about cheesemaking. Unless you're some kind of cheese wizard, you just naturally end up with better and worse batches, and it's not like they're going to just throw out the worse ones.
      I don't know what Ferrari's excuse is though.

  • @sankeesyuck951
    @sankeesyuck951 2 роки тому +86

    "Going into third gear in this gearbox is like trying to swat a fly with a drinking straw." - Clarkson

  • @hall911guy
    @hall911guy 2 роки тому +66

    James’ snicker after the ‘pubic hair’ and then full on laugh after ‘feces’ is one of my favorite James moments off all time. 😂

  • @fabiank485
    @fabiank485 2 роки тому +289

    8:55 was Clarksons best line ever. No wonder you could hear the camera crew laughing

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 2 роки тому +9

      Please explain the joke to me. i dont understand.

    • @fabiank485
      @fabiank485 2 роки тому +54

      @@RoScFan Princess Diana was quite famous for being against land mines. Therefore he made the joke

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 2 роки тому +17

      @@fabiank485 Thank you, but could you please elaborate on "against land mines"? I mean.... isn't everyone against land mines? How can anyone be in favor of land mines, unless it's in the specific context of a battlefield? Did you mean she campaigned to clear old land mines? Or actually against their use in war or what? I dont get it. I know next to nothing about princess diana, except that her death is like jfk: shrouded in conspiracy theories. But I know next to nothing about her actual life.

    • @fabiank485
      @fabiank485 2 роки тому +36

      @@RoScFan she campaigned against it

    • @isaacsrandomvideos667
      @isaacsrandomvideos667 2 роки тому +2

      haha

  • @willlecomber7509
    @willlecomber7509 Рік тому +29

    It’s the metaphors and similes that separate Clarkson, Hammond and May from any other car reviewer, that’s one of the things that makes Top Gear so great

  • @charlotteleates9375
    @charlotteleates9375 2 роки тому +10

    “It’s like sitting in someone’s ear” because it’s so random and arbitrary, I find that hilarious! 🤣

  • @aimanazrie8944
    @aimanazrie8944 2 роки тому +54

    "that is like saying rabies is better than botulism, and across the line!" 😂😂😂

  • @lennyface8195
    @lennyface8195 2 роки тому +91

    Jeremy's murderer quote on the 911 is my personal favorite; I've used to many times to explain to people why I don't like flying.

  • @drwatson221b
    @drwatson221b 2 роки тому +27

    Steven Hawkins- great bloke even though a lot of him doesn't work.

  • @MordechaiKarp
    @MordechaiKarp 2 роки тому +66

    Can you do a compilation of the lads explaining why rubbish cars are great (old jags, Astons, lotus, Alfas, lancias) "that's a safety feature" "and he's thrown in an entire lorry!"

  • @Jrodsly
    @Jrodsly 2 роки тому +21

    I was hoping for this. One of my favorite compilations.

  • @JKH133
    @JKH133 2 роки тому +16

    The Barnard Castle line is excellent

  • @jdapaul1351
    @jdapaul1351 2 роки тому +58

    "It would be like having a competition to see who would be the best at invading Poland and Germany coming in last."
    🤣🤣🤣

    • @RDSyafriyar
      @RDSyafriyar 2 роки тому

      Ultimately, it took the Soviet Union to have that - as a satellite state, among with most of eastern Europe including a portion of Germany itself.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому +1

      I mean it kind of did the first couple of times, the Russian Empire got the most, Austria did second best and Prussia came last

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 8 місяців тому

      The russians could contend them

  • @HexlGaming
    @HexlGaming 2 роки тому +11

    1:35 Im not a huge supermarket guy but that does looks good. It looks like they are comprised in luxury whilst being able to enjoy each other’s company and their environment. A road-trip on a coast of somewhere sunny with multiple of those sorts of cars with good mates would be absolutely stunning I imagine. And some challenges on the way would vitality the trip. That would be invigorating

  • @berkkarsi
    @berkkarsi 2 роки тому +9

    Anything of Top Gear can be made into compilations. The resources are limitless.

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Рік тому

      Yes. But Mustang does it best

  • @TheGrenadier97
    @TheGrenadier97 2 роки тому +9

    8:49 - Yes, he's a true briton

  • @dylanwest723
    @dylanwest723 2 роки тому +15

    Jeremy comparing Stephen hawking with lancia is insanely accurate

  • @olavjorvik94
    @olavjorvik94 2 роки тому +3

    The 959 / F40 is one of my favourite videos😍

  • @hamisharnold8745
    @hamisharnold8745 2 роки тому +12

    I want "wroughty sorbet" or "lung nectar" on a t shirt

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Рік тому

      I think it might be ‘rorty’ ?

  • @gandurk
    @gandurk 2 роки тому +1

    The tights/stockings comparison is just perfect

  • @jacobbahr9316
    @jacobbahr9316 8 місяців тому +1

    10:57 I love how Hammond takes his hand off the car when Mr Manlove... I mean John... says 'pubic hairs' and then steps away when he says 'faeces'

  • @suzukiyakudze2131
    @suzukiyakudze2131 2 роки тому +4

    The people like Jeremy keeping manufacturers work hard in order to compete for quality of cars n more, love this show, n Clarkson is most honest person here about cars, Wich is respected by us, the enthusiasts.by the way I'm American mister Clarkson.

  • @ritwikganguly848
    @ritwikganguly848 2 роки тому +2

    i love these guys soo very much

  • @oldskoolraver1079
    @oldskoolraver1079 2 роки тому +25

    The greatest television show that there will ever be. Fawlty towers and Blackadder are a good second and third. Makes you wonder what happened with British television, considering the crap they are producing now.

    • @varolussalsanclar1163
      @varolussalsanclar1163 2 роки тому +4

      Wokeness happened

    • @FatGouf
      @FatGouf 2 роки тому +2

      @@itsamerby4270 lol have you seen the new Dr. Who? It so woke it probably wont go back to sleep even if you strangle it for hours.

    • @MontyCantsin5
      @MontyCantsin5 9 місяців тому +1

      @varolussalsanclar1163: 🤦

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 8 місяців тому

      Yes (prime) minister has them all covered.

  • @jonvia
    @jonvia 5 місяців тому +1

    Such poetry

  • @Charlzey1998
    @Charlzey1998 2 роки тому +9

    How about a compilation of Top Gears Top Secret testing/development centres! I mean "What could possibly go wrong?"

  • @dave131
    @dave131 2 роки тому +6

    Such great content lol Thanks for doing this even though my fav didn't make the cut :(
    " This is crystal meth, that's some iffy weed "

  • @jamp12008
    @jamp12008 2 роки тому +7

    It's like driving a micra but the view from the window is speeded up 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jojosantos1264
    @jojosantos1264 Рік тому +6

    I absolutely love how Jeremy and James always go on about the war 😂

  • @WvlfDarkfire
    @WvlfDarkfire 2 роки тому +4

    "Like an American motel room" 😆 🤣

  • @Barton_Motors_Ltd
    @Barton_Motors_Ltd 2 роки тому +2

    Love that R33 clip.

  • @gaudam514
    @gaudam514 2 роки тому +6

    Slightly different request but can we have a compilation of where top gear uses music by Ludovico Einaudi. They use it fairly frequently and they are in some the best films by top gear ever. The music is absolutely phenomenal. Love the channel

  • @justinguibert4693
    @justinguibert4693 2 роки тому +5

    We need a second episode

  • @KoxenBols
    @KoxenBols Рік тому +2

    "Tights and stocking are designed to do exactly the same job, but they don't"
    "I dunno I only wear socks, Jeremy"

  • @aryanbhange
    @aryanbhange 2 місяці тому

    Robert just won a oscar. Might wanna change the metaphor jeremy

  • @MAGNUM05
    @MAGNUM05 2 роки тому +9

    Is it possible that you can make a compilation of James May being purposely crashed into? No rush, just wondering.

  • @oversteer_9339
    @oversteer_9339 2 роки тому

    Congrats 13k!!!!

  • @BostonBoy397
    @BostonBoy397 Рік тому +1

    I love James saying that he wouldn't know the difference because he wears socks because I think the same way

  • @ph0nkwalk3r
    @ph0nkwalk3r 2 роки тому +5

    best one was that LFA one.

  • @personfromgermany
    @personfromgermany 2 роки тому +17

    some of these are similies but ill let it slide cos i love these compilations

  • @abhisheklakshman3663
    @abhisheklakshman3663 2 роки тому +3

    How could you miss the dog impression of Jeremy for VW UP!

  • @MasterFlores35
    @MasterFlores35 4 місяці тому

    Jezzas face at 1:30 regarding what BIM says 🤣😆

  • @terraprime4457
    @terraprime4457 Рік тому +1

    I've never seen a lot of these

  • @JohnySv
    @JohnySv 2 роки тому +6

    The Ethiopian well was good!

  • @DeadlyLazer
    @DeadlyLazer 8 місяців тому +1

    Looking at Jeremy test that r33 made me wish they did a jdm special in Japan. I can't believe they never did that in the 20+ years Top Gear/Grand Tour was on.

  • @macattackk
    @macattackk 2 роки тому +3

    Could you do a ‘when I come to power’ compilation lol

  • @Perceval16
    @Perceval16 2 роки тому +8

    starting up my old shitbox be like 11:00

    • @automation7295
      @automation7295 2 роки тому

      If it's a shitbox, why do you still own it?
      You just hate all cars, as you think all cars are shitboxes when they age.

    • @revolver265
      @revolver265 Місяць тому

      @@automation7295 in the words of Clarkson, "what _are_ you on about?"

  • @worldwideroamers9227
    @worldwideroamers9227 2 роки тому +2

    8:36 Gold

  • @AstolfoCh
    @AstolfoCh 2 роки тому +1

    That COD ref was a nice touch

  • @ronanvelarde8072
    @ronanvelarde8072 2 роки тому

    This needs a part2

  • @bryalogicalgaming5817
    @bryalogicalgaming5817 4 місяці тому

    These 3 grasping for metaphors and similes is like some huge awkward chicken struggling out of door of its coop. Its always a fight and someone is probably going to lose its feathers.

  • @skylarsorell9212
    @skylarsorell9212 2 роки тому +2

    Who would've guessed Clarkson was a CoD fan? XD

  • @kallehenningsson3315
    @kallehenningsson3315 2 роки тому +1

    Its like sittning in someones ear-Jeremy Clarkson

  • @noomanajmal9381
    @noomanajmal9381 2 роки тому +5

    You missed infamous Chrysler Crossfire metaphor

  • @sinnexz
    @sinnexz 2 роки тому +2

    i just realized that "scarlet yohansons lips" is scarlet johanson... @4:05

  • @whoeverit9087
    @whoeverit9087 11 місяців тому +4

    6:55. That didn't age well, did it...

  • @MeAg4in
    @MeAg4in 2 роки тому

    Dear creator/editor I love u

  • @mrmawson2438
    @mrmawson2438 2 роки тому +2

    Some of the words Clarkson say's 😆

  • @raven_of_zoso455
    @raven_of_zoso455 2 роки тому +4

    Which of Jezza's legs do you guys think May hates the most?

  • @diobrando6245
    @diobrando6245 2 роки тому

    9:58 got to be my fav

  • @crabmaster8174
    @crabmaster8174 2 роки тому +8

    Sorry to nitpick, but most of these are simile, not metaphors. They say "like" instead of "is" for a lot of these.

    • @decodolly1535
      @decodolly1535 2 роки тому +2

      Thank you! Came to say exactly the same thing.

    • @crabmaster8174
      @crabmaster8174 2 роки тому +1

      @@decodolly1535 All good mate!

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Рік тому +1

      Even though you are nitpicking, you were not pedantic enough to read the video title properly. Now there is irony for you! 😂

    • @crabmaster8174
      @crabmaster8174 Рік тому +1

      @@Rasscasse It got updated my friend, thats why it got liked by the poster

  • @jonathanedwards4251
    @jonathanedwards4251 2 роки тому +1

    We need a “brown car” compilation. ALL in favor, please hit like.

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 8 місяців тому

      Well, thats not gone well...

  • @archiedube8231
    @archiedube8231 Місяць тому

    It's like "silly metaphor"

  • @josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838
    @josaphatfebrianj.f_works2838 Рік тому +1

    "that's like going out and buying a Playstation war game that isn't Call Of Duty"
    Battlefield : *hello*

  • @nordimejia5790
    @nordimejia5790 Рік тому +2

    4:20.... That is Harry's Fulvia, right?

  • @BorisShpilevoy
    @BorisShpilevoy Рік тому +1

    What episode was it that James May drove the orange Camaro?

  • @petrosexualdesign
    @petrosexualdesign 10 місяців тому

    You, sir. Are doing God's work.

  • @no-replies
    @no-replies Рік тому

    When I saw the F40 vs 959 episode I fell in love. With both of them. Countach and 512tr and I'm in heaven

    • @sugarnads
      @sugarnads 8 місяців тому

      The 959 was a competitor for thr the mighty 288GTO, however. They compared the wrong, lesser, ferrari.

  • @youraveragejoephoto
    @youraveragejoephoto 5 місяців тому +1

    The comment about Steven Hawking being “a great bloke” ended up aging like fine milk real quick recently

  • @SWalks2000
    @SWalks2000 2 роки тому +4

    9:42 Did Jeremy Clarkson invent the term bloo before Boris Johnson?

    • @Rasscasse
      @Rasscasse Рік тому +1

      I think it’s just how people talk who have been to private school

  • @sugarnads
    @sugarnads 8 місяців тому

    Lung nectar.
    My favourite exgf once said 'breathing is good for your lungs'

  • @federicocampagnoni
    @federicocampagnoni 2 роки тому

    Hi, where have you found the original videos of the older episodes?

  • @Account1746
    @Account1746 2 роки тому +4

    More similes in here than metaphors but fuck it same shit

  • @christianlenik5307
    @christianlenik5307 Рік тому

    1:30 nice cut to the next scene James

  • @incog_nizant
    @incog_nizant Рік тому

    Can you add when Jeremy is driving “The Brutus” and says, “IT’S LIKE TRYING TO DO A CROSSWORD PUZZLE WHILE YOU’RE BEING EATEN BY A TIGER!”

  • @EyePatchGuy88
    @EyePatchGuy88 2 роки тому +6

    10:30, THAT take aged well....

  • @thomasjenkins1264
    @thomasjenkins1264 Місяць тому

    3:20 the ageing of this notion has finally ended

  • @vidyagaems1653
    @vidyagaems1653 2 роки тому +2

    Hey what car is the one at 13:10 ?

  • @nick7928
    @nick7928 Рік тому

    2:22 lmao 😂

  • @iXlnte
    @iXlnte 2 роки тому +1

    3:28 ‘...because, he’s an American, like you.’

  • @Kugel--
    @Kugel-- 2 роки тому +2

    Some of these were similes. Tut tut tut

  • @Nelykl27
    @Nelykl27 2 роки тому

    what show did he do the Zonda R at imola?

  • @ishaqrazaak
    @ishaqrazaak 4 місяці тому +1

    2:01 😬

  • @4neck8indaily94
    @4neck8indaily94 2 роки тому

    5:35 HILARIOUS

  • @GuninGames
    @GuninGames Рік тому +2

    3:20 literally after Jeremy said that he started winning multiple Oscars when he worked for Marvel

  • @legocreator1998
    @legocreator1998 2 роки тому

    8:36 you wait to see what happens to a house, when it is presented with THIIIIS moving at 400 rpm

  • @richard63
    @richard63 2 роки тому +2

    The new Top Gear doesn't even rate. Thank god for the original team. And thank you Mustang150.

  • @itsoctotv
    @itsoctotv 11 місяців тому

    7:46 dat turbo tho

  • @kokodjamba6657
    @kokodjamba6657 2 роки тому

    11:18 I thought he was gonna say "But he is Iron Man"

  • @BlueflagAlpha
    @BlueflagAlpha 5 місяців тому

    Princess Diana had one of these

  • @nicholasw.3488
    @nicholasw.3488 2 роки тому

    It sounds, like a happy hippopotamus

  • @greenbalaclavaman
    @greenbalaclavaman 2 роки тому

    0:43 lmao

  • @topgearfan2848
    @topgearfan2848 2 роки тому

    Can you do a James May "Ow" compilation? I'd be happy to help

  • @therealvbw
    @therealvbw 2 роки тому

    2:58 now that was ill informed...