The Absolute BEST Of Uncle Colm | Derry Girls | Channel 4
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- Опубліковано 14 жов 2024
- 'And that's not to say now that in my younger years I didn't enjoy a boiled sweet.' Uncle Colm sure has some stories to tell (it's just they'd all bore you to death).
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Uncle Colm describing Abraham Lincoln as “The beardy fella in the hat, the one that knocked the auld slavery on the head” is hilarious 😂😂😂
@TalesoftheDarkLantern HE'LL LIST PRESIDENTS IF HE WANTS TO!
@@metal4933He'll have two Presidents to my one, and I'm not spending the rest of my life chasing down Presidents!
And saying "the lad they named all the vacuum cleaners after" to refer to Hoover 😂
@@KatBaumgarten 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 - this one is wild!!!!
And then "The very boy."
"Any time, wains! Any time at all!"
genuinely very sweet how happy he is to have helped them
:)
It sounded like he said wee ‘uns
@@fashionablechangeling1988 weans is a word that derives from wee'uns yes, used in Irish and Scottish dialect
Uncle Colm is a G, the IRA stole his van to transport weapons and he got held up by kidnappers and chained to a radiator, and all he did was chat to em 😂
@@fashionablechangeling1988
It is but a lot of people in ni spell it like "wains" or some similar variant
The interaction between Colm and Sister Michael is amazing
Yes!! But what’s not very clear is did sister Michael eat a scone before this? I feel like she must’ve. Lmao.
@@ladyterrestrial1679 I think you would have to, in order to deal with Colm
@@ladyterrestrial1679no she didn’t I don’t think lol cause the wains said it had cinnamon and she hates cinnamon
@@ladyterrestrial1679 she said Colms story was funny so she must have
@@ciaral2353 scone or not Colms story was funny.
I love it that when Colm is telling the story about being tied up and robbed, Orla is paying attention to his every world.
Orla has a foible for old gent!
She has the best scenes!
"Craassss!"
lol
*Claaaass
I think both Colm and Orla are neurodiverse, she understands him when everyone else dismisses Colm as boring.
"I find Eamon to be a bit...borin'" i pissed my pants laughing the first time I watched this scene. It never gets old
Oi! That me your taking about. 🤣
"I remembered I said this to myself says I" fucking brilliant character. I really love how he was written. He reminds me of my landlord ages ago when I was late to pay the rent and I got lectured for it. haha
"Sometimes I just say something just to get from one sentence to another."
Same, Colm. Same.
I can’t believe they didn’t actually show how the Good Friday agreement was actually reached, they sent Colm to the talks and everyone ended up compromising just to get away from him.
This is a cracker comment!!
No question, John Hume and David Trimble deserved their Nobel Peace Prizes, but Uncle Colm was completely robbed of his.
If Colm has there, Britain would have surrendered a county!
Amazing 🤣🤣🤣🤣
"There was a falla that lived on my street aaaaand-he was a pastry chef! He's dead now- This was when he was alive!" Hahaha! I die
Ah, so you're the pastry chef, are you now?
His stories are actually fucking hilarious, it's the delivery. "The one who knocked the aul slavery on the head"
Lmfaoo🤣🤣🤣
"Do you know who we are?" - "Well I can't be sure, maybe if you took of the balaclavas" LMAO
‘You’re a legend Colm’ - look how happy he looks
Anytime wains 😊
@@adamg8814 Anytime at all!
I like when he talks about the wind. "Howling like a banshee, it was"
"By god the wind could have cut you in two."
"And why is that interesting?"
"Well, it's not really I suppose, sometimes I'll just say something to get me from one sentence to the other, Joe."
If you actually listen to uncle Colm’s story’s they’re really interesting but Kevins delivery is so brilliant he makes it so dull
My favorite is the one in police interrogation where he talks about a Derry woman pretending her son is half-Spanish and tries to keep the ruse up by spraying the kid with fake tan
The heartbreak in Mary's eyes when she found out colm was at the theater was hilarious
I love how everyone gives Colm their full attention like a deer in headlights instead of walking away.
right, they put up w him longer than they should have wanted to 😂
It becomes hypnotic, sure it does!
The only man who can defeat Liam neeson
Colm has his own very particular set of skills.
Colm- “I will look for you, I will find you, and I will bore you”
Hahahahah
But dawn was aggressive. So I says to myself says i, Colm, this is no day for a do
well you say that but there was this star wars movie you see. one of the newer ones i think it was, but not the new ones that came out recently, i mean one of those ones that george lucas fella made. and there was this fella with tattoos and horns. what was his name again? it'll come to me. and this horned fella, as i said his name escapes me, stabs liam neeson's character right in the stomach. nasty business.
He isn't boring in character he is actually hysterical because he does it so perfectly. We all know a Colm and he dements us just as Uncle Colm does to his family.... But to watch him... Class. 😂😂😂❤️
It’s the monotone voice he uses every time he speaks 😂😂
Maybe I should introduce Uncle Colm to my cousine -Nurse Suzanne! Same bird.
Now, uncle Colm, he's one of my favourite characters, so he is.
Colm may be boring, but Kevin McAleer really sells his droning delivery. I'm a huge fan of his stand up routines as well!
His performance is superb!
Wish could find his comedy from years ago
I dunno about you but there's something comforting about Uncle Colm's voice, I could listen to him drone for hours and just feel... safe? lol
Might be the properties of White Noise. Constant, even-pitched buzzing is suppose to be soothing.
Handy whilst knitting 😂
The girls smirking at the police while Colum drones on like they are holding a gun on them. . .priceless
Uncle Colm- “I will look for you, I WILL find you, and I will bore you”
Only Uncle Colm could make a story about someone choking to death funny.
My mother has a brother who’s shockingly like Colm, so the scene with him and Sister Michael had her IN TEARS. this is a woman who NEVER laughs at TV and she was literally on the floor laughing through a flood.
It was genius for them to make sister Michael be the only one to find Colm not boring lol
Was she not stoned to be fair ?
He was boring her but it was a funny story about a woman being caught in the wind.
Orla was captivated by his story, way more then Sister Michael was
@@Venom94. Nah. She ended up not eating a scone.
@@fashionablechangeling1988 I can't remember, but OK. Change it to "the only one of two"
I would listen to him reading an audiobook to fall asleep
OMG! Yes! Business opportunity!!
This would probably cure my insomnia and I’d be eternally grateful
I love it every time he comes on screen. One of my favourite characters in the entire show!!
Possibly my top! Sister Michael..
. this is a hard choice!!
@@ambermartin3961 definitely the best characters 😂
His voice, eye brows, hair style, Body language and way he speaks. Everything unique about this character and absolute class to watch and listen. Episode where he gets robbed and other episode when he goes to rescue girls from station is pure fun.
Any time Colm came on screen is just magic. The bewildered reaction people have listening to him ramble on endlessly is great. He just plods on not realizing the effect he has on people.
5:44 love how focused Orla is
Uncle Colm wins the Milo O'Shea Award for Most Prominent Eyebrows on a Man with White Hair.
Give Colm his own spin off series…
Derry Bore
oh gods......I'd become an addict!
He had one, called Nighthawks. He loved being in his granny's, and especially when she got a TV. After they watched it for a few hours, Granny asked " Will we turn it on? " which he always enjoyed even more. While they had power don't ya know ? Occasionally they'd lose it, and the language outta her if she lost scones or pies half cooked was terrible......
Uncle Colm has a very specific set of skills
I love all the Colm scenes, but one of my favorite lines is still the one during the President list about the vacuum cleaners!
“JFK spoke to Colm? Christ that man didn’t have much luck did he?”
"the beardy fella, the one in the hat? the one who knocked the old slavery on the head." "Lincoln." "the very boy."
Hoover.
Thing is, that Spanish Armada story is incredibly funny. That’s what sister Michael found out-if you hang in there, his stories always have a great payoff
I want to her a recap of the entire MCU told by Uncle Colm
That would probably take longer then it would to watch all the movies lol
Can there be a cut of the Shawshank Redemption narrated by Uncle Colm?
Have you seen Patton Oswalt on Parks and Rec filibustering by describing his plot of the next Star Wars movie?
You will grow old and die before he finishes 😂😂😂😂😂😂
'So, I says to myself, says I, Colm; who'd be ringing at this euuuur?"
Personally I find Uncle Colm freaking hilarious and highly informative 😂🤣😂
I read that in Orla's voice 🙃
Same 🤣
This "The Absolute BEST of Uncle Colm" compliation is basically every appearance ever of Uncle Colm because he is never stops being the ABSOLUTE BEST!
I had to lookup "boiled sweet" and discovered it's hard candy as we call it in the states. The fact that I learned something new from Uncle Colm makes it even sweeter.
I think he’s my favorite Derry girl’s character- “though there’s no more than an inch in it.”
I love Colm so much cause his stories are actually interesting, and he dropped a sick line with the gunmen
i think its safe to say that pretty much every irish family has their own uncle colm, this is my uncle to a T
LOL, not just Irish families! There is a rambling, boring relative like this in most families, just without the accent :)!
I genuinely cackle at his stories! So good
“Beardy fella with the hat, the one who knocked the auld slavery on the head” God Bless Uncle Colm
"jesus wept" says da gerry bahahahah
"And I says to myself, says I, Colm" 😂😂😂
The police station scene almost made me pee myself for I was laughing that hard, every time Colm appears is a golden moment for this series.
The fact that Orla is so interested in the fish and chip scene 5:23
every time i watch snippets from this show, im blown to bits by the acting level. Awesome!
This is my Dad..... And it is usually about directions. Which is enough to drive one up a tree. Oh, and my Dad is louder and is hard of hearing, so he never heard anyone trying to break into the conversation. Just repeats himself endlessly
My Dad is ColmPlus
Omg 😂
I understand partially. My dad is a type of uncle Colm too. He tells the same stories on repeat. And if you say you already listened about it, he just keeps going on with it... And an old coworker is similar, but he has more stories to tell... Just, he tries to bring up side stories or information unnecessary for the case. And for respect, I listen to him.
His first appearance each season were so hilarious. Love this show sm
9:31 Alex don't leave me xD
It's every man for himself Sir xD
Hahaha
Lincoln as the beardy fella in the hat , the one who knocked the aul slavery on the head, and calling JFK a poor critter...hysterical!
That very boy
LMFAO KENNEDY
It's every man for himself when it's comes to our Colm
Lincoln….that very boy 😂
STOP LISTING PRESIDENTS COLM
"so i says to myself says i" 💀
I’m real late for DG and just found out it’s over 😢You can’t just give me Uncle Colm and then take him away. One of the most spinoffable shows I’ve ever seen
Brilliant to have him in there. Cracking writing as most of us have a version of Colm in the family.
Jesus wept 🤣 As if I could love Derry Girls anymore. So many artistic layers and gifts through all the characters, Uncle Colm my favorite 🥰 like hearing The Cranberries play in soundtrack 😍
I can’t even catch a breath when he is talking, I am too busy laughing.
plot twist: colm is an energy vampire
What makes it funny is we all have someone in our family who is like this in some way
Father stone vs colm is the conversation we all need
Yes omg😂
Father Purcell and his boilers.
Roses are red
They make me sneeze
and I don’t mind
a bit of a breeze
I wonder if Kevin McAleer is mostly improvising his lines. He's brilliant.
I love that he starts telling the bride wind story to Mary and co but they cut him off before the only good bit
I would love to see his audition tape.
...I have insomnia.
Look up Kevin McAleer. He's been playing this character for decades.
The Spanish Armada story is just too good. Does anybody know what "powerful wiff of the wee critter" means?
I think it means the baby stunk of the fake tan stuff he was being slathered in
He doestnt say critter. He says craythur
There is a world of difference between calling someone a “creature” and calling someone a “craythur”. A craythur deserves some kind of sympathy or empathy, and the word is usually preceeded by “poor”:
The poor craythur fell into the ditch, but she’ll be grand.
When something is described as powerful it can range from being absolutely wonderful to absolutely dreadful. It this case it was the latter. Wiff means smell/ scent so he was saying there is an over powering smell of the poor wee soul that wasn't very pleasant.
A drop of the "wee craythur" usually means a shot of whiskey or similar spirit. (The whiff reference may be a regional variation)
This show is so well written Lisa McGee is a genius
Colm's stories are actually very funny if you can stick it out. The punchlines are amazing from the bride carried up in the air to the kid drenched in selftan
Yes I think that his father being in the Spanish Armada 400 years before he was born may be a lie.
However, the name of the present Spanish Navy is Armada Española. So it may be that a Spanish sailor visiting Ireland was responsible for Diego. Or the Derry girl could have been in England when a Spanish warship came to visit.
What’s funny is, if you listen to the stories, they actually could be interesting. Colm just drones on and focuses on the most mundane details, making even a story about being robbed by the IRA boring.
Mary’s face when uncle colm starts talking
1:10 😂😂😭
8:39 i love Michelle’s attitude here
My dad cracked up every time this man appeared on screen. 😂
"What was it we asked him?"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"he's dead now, this was when he was alive"
"you don't have the breadstick, Gerry"
So I says to myself says I
Brilliant character. It took me a few moments to get the Hoover/hoover joke as Colm listed presidents, but it was a good laugh when I did get it. :)
I’m only 22 but I feel like I’m already becoming Uncle Colm,I’m not mad about it though 🤣🤣
Uncle Colm reminds me of my granddad. I miss him so much.
We can go? Yes and for the love of suffering Jesus, take him with you 🤣
I laugh every time I watch this. Some of this is really genius. His delivery is great and the cast makes it even funnier.
They should have kept Uncle Colm in the police station. Maybe he can talk suspects into confessions lol
"Jesus wept..." 😂😂😂
Omg i couldn't stop laughing 🤣 he is HILARIOUS i love the cinema part !
The big fella tried to threaten colm. "I will caution you," but Colm continues with his Diego story ,I could listen to Colm all day he's sooo funny
This is my fourth time watching this and it’s still so funny 😂
"By jesus, they were absolutely desperate to borrow thon van" I'm dying 😂
Colm reminds me of someone that i cant recall who but i remember going though a one way conversation while i just nod my head as they ramble. But i cant recall who it might be
We need an Uncle Colm podcast for ASMR
So many Catholic Irish priest in my parishes remind me of him. Even down to his eyebrows.
BHAHAHAHAHA where do you live? I just traced my family to Derry 😂
When you need 10000 more words on your essay
😂is this my wake? Am I in hell? 😂
If I am having trouble sleeping, I listen to this.
I have Aspergers and there's something like him in all of us harmless and knowledgeable but not always interesting to everyone. Type of family member who can be a bit much but you miss terribly when they die
😊 he’s so nice and jovial
Sarah and Orla are much the same way- which is why Sarah is so attractive to look at but the only man who wants her is the man at the photo booth.
Sarah’s on her way to getting like Uncle Colm, to be honest.