Chicago as well, for some reason. Also, fun fact, if you find any random artist on Spotify and check their ''About'' section, it is likely most listeners are from Chicago (or Chicago is at least in the top 5 most listened to areas).
some guy replied on a “armpitless blazer” comment saying “and she’s exposing two major arteries” and i literally cannot stop thinking about it. what a weird thing to say
@@vr3824 really? Interesting. I know that smoking cigarettes is much more unusual in USA than here in Europe, so smoking is often assumed to refer to weed. But maybe it's starting to be the same many other places and I'm just out of touch.
He's one of these business guru entrepreneur types who men pay £30,000 to go on a retreat with so he can tell them their are worthless scum because they don't hustle and grind enough and aren't millionaires yet.
"How do you get verified on Bumble?" It isn't anything like twitter verification. They just ask you to send them a pic of yourself in a specific pose so they can confirm you aren't outright catfishing.
I was so stressed until he said "I'm just glad I don't have to deal with this myself" don't scare me like that too many of my favorite couples have been taken from me this year
@@caitlin3585 its still a shitty joke since its based on a false statement, because cody explicitly talked about the circumstance which forced the bearded dragon on him instead of it being a free choice. your inability to grasp the message behind my first comment shows that you need to be better as well. dont excuse these shit comments because theyre a ''joke''. be better.
OK when Cody said "This is why people think the office isn't funny, dont claim that as your own joke" I have NEVER heard a more accurate statement lmfao
"I owned a ferret for a few weeks but large flightless birds really speak to my soul" that is the weirdest, funniest, and kinda the coolest thing of ever heard
Ah Cody sponsoring a skin care product -- is this how he has maintained a somewhat youthful look despite being born sometime in the early 1900s. If so, I need this now
This is giving me everyone who says there an empath vibes just because they aren't serial killers and feel a normal range of human emotions in response to external stimuli.
For the people commenting about the weird armpit holes in her blazer, it’s probably a vintage blazer; they used to be designed like that to allow for more upper body mobility :)
Ngl Cody - sometimes when I can’t sleep I just turn on your vids and pop a melatonin and i fall asleep to your voice and then have some weird ass dreams
@@jasminakhavan7437 As in any dating app, it's a way of confirming that you are a person and I think they also ask you for a phone number + email or social network (if I'm not mistaken). I also remember being ask to make a certain pose in front of the camera and send that haha
someone just trynna score a date: im adopted and haven't met my parents. i'm colorblind by not seeing red. i have a starshaped birthmark cody: "are you the dog"
can we just appreciate how smooth the transitions from him talking about the video to him talking about the sponsor in his videos lately he made me watch like 3 seconds of it without me being aware
Imagine if their slogan was “Taking skin of your care”
I read this right as he said it
@Gizmo Allwin perfect 🤩
💜😔 lol ...
...gawd
@J Dude this link better change my life dawg
@J Dude that shit definitely changed my life
the guy: *literally is wearing cowboy boots*
everyone: how do you know hes country?!
Honestly dude. As a Texan, this is how you know if they’re from the east or the west (of Texas)
@@LegitHoneybadger what is the difference? not trying to be a dick but what is the difference
@@handsonfire6113 One side wears the boots, other side is more casual and city oriented
@@squazwe3389 got it
Haha she's like psychic or something
“Where do you find these people?!” Seattle. You find them in Seattle.
Bro stop, first he says “OK ETHAN” and guess what, I also live in Seattle. What’s going on
I hate it here 😂
Yup
Can also confirm as well
Chicago as well, for some reason.
Also, fun fact, if you find any random artist on Spotify and check their ''About'' section, it is likely most listeners are from Chicago
(or Chicago is at least in the top 5 most listened to areas).
“I’m adopted and haven’t met my parents. I’m colorblind & have a star shaped birth mark.”
*ARE YOU THE DOG LMAOOO*
Star shaped birth + plus dog?
This never turn out well
star shaped birthmark? we have a joestar on our hands
im crying at that part
JoJo Reference, I love JoJo References
@@IIiiiLiiOiiIii yes
The minute you mentioned Cut, I was in
K
I like ya cut, g
@@ams9042 FSERGJJJFF🤣
@@ams9042 wow original hahaha. You got everyone laughing hahaha. 🤣.
@@ams9042 oof we got a comedian out here 😩😩🥵🥵
cant believe he didn’t notice the armpitless blazer she was wearing
Fr that was the first thing I noticed and I was just waiting for the armpit vent jokes
It's cause he is super into FASHION from his videos with kels, he doesn't even notice the statement pieces any more.
The WHAT??
omgg fr that was the first thing i noticed
I tried so hard but thats all I saw
Petition to get Cody to criticize his viewers dating profiles?
yesss
yes i was just gonna comment this
I would love to see that
Oh yes!!
Lol that’s what I thought this video was
The three E’s of online dating: Effective, Efficient and Ethan
My name is Ethan
@@rockinraphael feels bad man :(
The "E" in "E-boy" stands for "Ethan."
Ethans rise up!
✊
Cody: "I'm obsessed with myself"
me: obsessed. . .mr. obsessed ??
Next thing you know he’s mister struggle
@@bartholomew7852
Ah yes, the type of guys who make literal U-turns
@@Nathi98 i made a literal u turn out of this reply section when i saw that link
@@Nathi98 I hate when men make literal U-turns 🙄 they are *SUCH* Mr.Struggles smh
such a struggle not to be mr.obsessed..... oh wait
why does her blazer have armpit cutouts
I saw that too and thought I was seeing it wrong, imagine dressing all suave in a blazer and completing the look by exposing your funky pits
like yeah it’s functional?? but worth it?? eishhh
Better ventilation for the pit! 😆
sweaty in seattle
Probs a feminist
some guy replied on a “armpitless blazer” comment saying “and she’s exposing two major arteries” and i literally cannot stop thinking about it. what a weird thing to say
🤣🤣🤣
wait wtf😭
I SAW THAT
I saw that too! 💀 Serial killer vibes, ngl
Maybe they meant two major “armeries”?
the “ya boy clean up nice 😎” photo reminds me of kodys old vines
“People who say they are funny aren’t funny”
Also Cody during his frictionless interview: *I mean yeah I’d say I’m pretty funny*
😳
The irony is, dare I say it?...
FRICTIONLESS
Also never rap about finance and taxes...
“anyone that IS funny would never say i’m funny”
21 year old cody in That video: i’m pretty funny 🤪
f r i c t i o n l e s s
She did ask himmm
@@Iron678Maiden i knowww it’s a joke 😅
im so glad you capitalized 'that' and everyone just KNOWS
🇫 🇷 🇮 🇨 🇹 🇮 🇴 🇳 🇱 🇪 🇸 🇸
“Are you the dog?” Was the first thing that came to my mind as well
You are the dog
i thought he was a jojo with the star birthmark
I fuckin lost it at that honestly
rero rero came looking for this lol
Casually smoking weed as opposed to competitively smoking
im global elite at smoking weed
The fact that smoking automatically means smoking weed is so American. Not in a negative way, it's just funny.
@@Iva744 its the same in Germany tho
@@vr3824 really? Interesting. I know that smoking cigarettes is much more unusual in USA than here in Europe, so smoking is often assumed to refer to weed. But maybe it's starting to be the same many other places and I'm just out of touch.
I think he said socially smoking weed so they don’t think he spends all day ripping a fat bong.
The comments: why is no one mentioning the armpitless jacket?
Meanwhile in my head:
Who the hell is Gary Vee
Rumor says if you cook on an invisible stove yo feet grow two legs and walk away
Same who tf is this guy 😂
Yeah who?
I WAKE UP AT 5 AM EVERY DAY
He's one of these business guru entrepreneur types who men pay £30,000 to go on a retreat with so he can tell them their are worthless scum because they don't hustle and grind enough and aren't millionaires yet.
The fact that Cody isn’t drinking GT Dave’s Kombucha seems threatening
I thoguht it was fkin cough syrup as a throwback to last vid
@@coop_1297 yes, but now I want to subscribe just because
@J Dude best song ever it saved 2020
Triggered
The amount of truth that this comments is putting out to the world is scaring me
They all sound like mr. Struggle to her. She’s not impressed.
Mr. Struggle jokes will never get old
@@jayrockdrums right??
this is an underrated comment
hahahahaha such an original joke!!! funny!
@Joshua EdwinRoehl It'S sUmMeR tImE aNd tHe WeAtHeR iS hOt
"Where do they find these people??" Seattle. The answer is Seattle. We are a... special bunch
At least you're not Florida
as someone who lives close to seattle.... correct
Seattle gangg
as a fellow seattle resident....... you are 100% correct
Well at least you guys had grunge
is no one gonna talk about the fact that her jackets armpits are missing.
I have so many questions
I was just thinking that 🤣 I have no idea
It’s probably fine, she’s a professional
Yes it's been talked about by nearly every third comment already
II Captain cause it’s super weird
Kelsey is quaking in her boots
Fatherkels
I misread that as "quaking in her boobs"
Twue
@@manylittlefish693 nicee😂
I see I’ve missed some lore
u rlly made me search up who gary vee was after this
Same lol
I’m such a zoomer lmao
fr and i still dont know who he is or what he does. "entrepreneur"?? like what does that tell me i need to know
@ttb well this made me google who tai lopez is and i'm still lost bcjdkfisdiz
@@tinalyzhen Some rich guy
"How do you get verified on Bumble?" It isn't anything like twitter verification. They just ask you to send them a pic of yourself in a specific pose so they can confirm you aren't outright catfishing.
Tysm
I was so stressed until he said "I'm just glad I don't have to deal with this myself" don't scare me like that too many of my favorite couples have been taken from me this year
Rip von🕊🕊🙏
aw geez wow that sounds so stressful
@awholebagofjellybeans absolutely .. I was like ''gasp" huh?? no?? no?? what happened ? they are made for each other .. too cute too too cute
@J Dude holy shit that songs slaps
“I think you’re a country boy”
“Why do you think that?”
*is wearing literal cowboy boots*
Heather J what are figurative cowboy boots?
coutry boyy i love youuuuuu.
Dear Cody’s editor, that was not a shirtless MIRROR pick, that was just a shirtless picture... I want my money back.
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! 😐
THE WAY THE REPLIES TO THIS COMMENT ARE SEXBOTS MAKES THIS 10X FUNNIER LMFAOOO
Cody edits his own videos, he is not a mr struggle🙄🤚
Ayub A Ali He literally talks about having a video editor.
“Why own a ferret? Just get a cat or a dog” - Cody right before getting a bearded dragon
Someone gifted him one, it isn't even comparable. Your snarky comment failed. Be better.
@@TheMMAN90 more of a joke than a ‘snarky comment’, relax
@@caitlin3585 its still a shitty joke since its based on a false statement, because cody explicitly talked about the circumstance which forced the bearded dragon on him instead of it being a free choice. your inability to grasp the message behind my first comment shows that you need to be better as well. dont excuse these shit comments because theyre a ''joke''. be better.
@@Megasaurusify honestly just please stfu cuz all he's saying is that cody was gifted one and that it wasn't his choice, which is true.
@@TheMMAN90 bro it was just a joke, no need to get angry about it
"anyone who is funny would never say 'i'm funny'' is a very avril lavigne "it's not punk to say you're punk" moment
Cody is like Vine.
Old, but still funny...and really short
😂😂😂
AHAHAHAHA OMG😂😂😂😂 thank you for the great laugh today lol
☠️
@Akash Jha yet he’s short
@@artdeco777 okay?
Christ thought him and Kelsey broke up for a second
Imagine announcing your breakup in a video called rate my dating profile
@@nastassjahall9358 💀💀💀
@@nastassjahall9358 honestly though, I can see Cody doing that lmao. and it’d be way better than a “we broke up” video
Nah, they are the same person with different genders
I cant see any other woman making cody as happy as Kelsey does haha she is a gem
“Are you the dog?” KILLED ME. 😂 those were all dog traits wtf
ME TOO LOLL
Exactly what I thought, too
maybe he's a joestar
@@christiandaelemans I was looking for this comment
Even the "not seeing red" part 😂
Can i ask, how much confidence does she has to wear ARMPITLESS blazers??
I’ve been searching for this comment lol
I was looking everywhere to see if someone else noticed???
I thought it was ripped at first and that she pulled it out of a trashcan
It’s more like a lack of fashion sense than confidence 😬
@@ahhhndy ive been seeing comments saying the holes are added to increase mobility,umm excuse me she’s a dating coach not an olympic gymnast
not seen one comment about the fact that she’s wearing an armpit-less blazer but we ✨move ✨
Guess u haven’t read the comments them
Olivia Smee fashun my luv
when all the dudes raised their hands and you could see their sweat stains i bet she felt like a king
@@mothman4672 such a good point. I can’t believe they wore shirts without the armpits cut out. Idiots.
Armpitless blazer’s are frictionless
cody hasnt been single in so long he doesnt understand that getting verified on dating apps literally just means that youre just not a catfish
damn
OK when Cody said "This is why people think the office isn't funny, dont claim that as your own joke" I have NEVER heard a more accurate statement lmfao
Cody’s looking more and more like a depressed, stoned, middle aged surfer dude in every video
California will do that to you
he kind of is one..lol
washed up...ha...
Middle aged? True, he is looking younger every video.
@@muahahall took me a sec hahahahahaha
“nobody that knows that they’re that thing, says that they’re that thing. They just are it.”
-Cody Ko
"I owned a ferret for a few weeks but large flightless birds really speak to my soul" that is the weirdest, funniest, and kinda the coolest thing of ever heard
I like how honest he was.
What'd he do after the few weeks went by? Just release it back into the wild?
Levi Tollefson Actually ferrets are domesticated, polecats are the wild form of ferrets.
seen dude perform in Mobile, AL ... He's hysterical.
“Nobody that knows they are that thing, says they are that thing. They just are it.” -Noah Centineo
Pretty disappointed to find out this wasn’t Cody just roasting dating profiles
Fr 😔
It’s really bothering me that her blazer is ripped.... or at least looks ripped.
Just me?
I think it might be part of the design, but yeah, that threw me off too. Must be for ventilation? Blazers can get hot. Lol
it looks dumb as hell
@@skyedots fr tho it bothered me throughout the entire video. Like don't wear a blazer if you need pit ventilation.
that's called pit breath my dudes
@@emmamendoza725 PIT VENTILATION 😭😭
“I have a star-shaped birthmark”
Does he also occasionally have bizarre adventures?
I was thinking the same thing bro😭😭
EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING
Jojo
Average joestar
“I’m self obsessed”
Yeah we know Cody you document yourself scrolling through your own Reddit every week
he's doing what he wants bro chill
@@bigboilover6936 I- it’s a joke but ok
@@bigboilover6936 wooosh...... the joke went over your head!😭
@@bigboilover6936 /whooooooooooosh
@@bigboilover6936 r/whoooosh
My name’s Ethan. When he said “OK ETHAN?” I felt personally attacked.
me too lmao
Same
Hahahahahah same
SAME
Can we just round up all of the Ethans in this chain?
Ah Cody sponsoring a skin care product -- is this how he has maintained a somewhat youthful look despite being born sometime in the early 1900s. If so, I need this now
Hes born in 1990
@@u1timatesquid803 r/woosh
omg she’s so brutally honest.. the second hand embarrassment i-
Dude the Gary vee was just at the top it’s just still the one person no one is sayin anything
This sentence was quite the read ngl.
Imagine getting roasted by a girl in an oversized purple blazer with open arm pits
Finish your sentance
@@Alpha_blossom ong she dressed like a goof and she isnt all that lmao
"Nobody that knows theyre that thing, say they're that thing. They just are that thing."
This is giving me ~Shane saying he's an empath~ vibes
Oof definitely
This is giving me everyone who says there an empath vibes just because they aren't serial killers and feel a normal range of human emotions in response to external stimuli.
Why doesn’t he just ask fans to send dating profiles to roast like Sarah shauer and Britnay broski
That’s what I thought this was from the thumbnail and title
@@Iza2868 yeah sameee i wish it was lmao
And Ludwig Ahgren, and QTCindererlla, and...
Probably because its an oversaturated form of content and he already did "Roasting my fans"
I was hoping this was it
He has to be different 🙄
Cody preaching “show don’t tell,” actually smart.
*Absent-mindedly watching this video while looking at my phone*
Cody: "OKAY ETHAN?"
IKR Talk about breaking the fourth wall. Scared the hell out of me haha
@@epkrass ETHAN
I was scrolling thru comments looking for an Ethan that felt targeted HAHAH
@@SubliminalJ-Official can confirm I felt targeted lmao
Y'all should have an Ethan fight, like the Josh fight.
“Your boy clean up nice 😎”
really wish my name wasn’t ethan today
Same
Same 😪
same
Same
Same
So, my question is:
How did Cody notice everyone's sweaty armpits when they raised their arms but didn't notice the huge rip on the woman's jacket?
i was wondering when someone was going to talk about that weird ass blazer!
@@DINGDONGPOLICE I'm appalled!
It's not a rip it's ✨ 𝓯𝓪𝓼𝓱𝓲𝓸𝓷 ✨
How did Cody miss that the armpits of her jacket are cut out? That's a strange yet bold fashion choice
“large flightless birds just speak to my soul”
fr dude? that’s so specific r u good?
i mean he's kinda chunky idk
dude would freak out in pre - 13th century New Zealand
@@athen1928 rip moa
your pfp is amazing
Ethan rn: ✍️take ✍️care ✍️of ✍️skin✍️
no take skin of care
I was so taken aback when he just called me out. “Ok, Ethan?”
Hold your horses, Ethan!
Me too
Lol same
yeah for real bruh.
who the heck says "large flightless birds just really speak to my soul"
Spencer from iCarly must not be called out.
Large flightless birds just really speak to my soul.
Me. I say that.
my future husband
The golden god says that.
Cool people who I want to be friends with, that's who.
Cody's dating profile would say "most inspiring person I've met is DHARRR MANNN"
GT DAVE
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
I give it a 6.9
Nice
Nice
eciN
ciNe
Nice
she avoided pit stains by just removing the pits from her blazer
its genius, really.
@@Likeariverruns get some good air flow goin' too
It’s good to see an original comedian still going at it in his 60s
"Are you the dog?"
LMFAO I THOUGHT THE SAME THING
it took cody 11 days to post this cause he was so afraid people were gonna mock his hair
Cody: I'm down to smoke casual weed
Also Cody: Is scared to eat edibles he's had for months
Wade doesnt burn t shirts on sale at dunc surf
to be fair weren't those sent by a viewer in the mail and you never know what it could be laced with or something
@@auroraabborealis even more fun
dating coach is one of those jobs that only means anything in LA
Cody: talking about skin care
Also Cody: rubbing his face intensively
Gee wonder how he got those fine lines..
cody saying 'Bye' and not 'PEACE' at the end rlly ruined my saturday
For the people commenting about the weird armpit holes in her blazer, it’s probably a vintage blazer; they used to be designed like that to allow for more upper body mobility :)
that's cool
still odd
its so you can show off your braided armpit hair
@@TheChocolatelovr 😭you made me giggle out loud
@@jasminesanders1284 gol
10:07 “I have a star shaped birthmark”
Imagine being a motherfreaking JoJo reference
I wondered how many people would catch that lol
Oh my gosh your right, I was too enveloped in the dog joke to notice.
Who tf is Gary Vee, and why is he meeting and inspiring everybody ?!
I hope we find out because I have no frickin clue. I googled him and was just more confused.
He sound like an Elon Musk for Influencers
He ain't no fuckin Dhar Mann... I can tell y'all that!
I'm so glad I'm not the only one here who has literally never heard of him. xD
He’s a motivational speaker, thanks google
Ngl Cody - sometimes when I can’t sleep I just turn on your vids and pop a melatonin and i fall asleep to your voice and then have some weird ass dreams
what im doing rn
yoooo
I love that for you haha
I don't even need drugs to fall asleep to Cody's videos. The moment he mentions Cut, my brain just shuts off.
I once almost passed out listening to the Celery and Rose video.
"Nobody that knows they're that thing, says they're that thing. They just are it." -Cody Ko 2020
If you have to say you're a king, you are no king - some grumpy old dude
i love cody ko so much. he's been making me laugh and smile for such a long time. thank you
I really liked how confident and friendly the lady was. I feel like she can really hold her own in a man's world.
u know ya boy faithful, 'cause he doesn't know that "verifying" on Bumble is not the same as on instagram or Twitter
you could infer that but all you really know is that he doesn’t use bumble
@@HowDeliciousIsIt dude, I know how logic works, it's just a joke haha take it easy
wait what is verifying on bumble
@@jasminakhavan7437 As in any dating app, it's a way of confirming that you are a person and I think they also ask you for a phone number + email or social network (if I'm not mistaken). I also remember being ask to make a certain pose in front of the camera and send that haha
“Okay, Ethan?” Merch better be on the way
I don’t get the ethan thing plz explain
@@alexduus1643 It's a joke because ethan is a stereotypical name of a boy who hangs with the "boys" and hikes and stuff does that make sense lol
Ouch
@@elisebb4457 bruh
@@Ethan-il2st Bruhh
not cody being in a relationship for so
long he doesn’t know how bumble works🥺😩
someone just trynna score a date: im adopted and haven't met my parents. i'm colorblind by not seeing red. i have a starshaped birthmark
cody: "are you the dog"
i can’t believe cody has made it through all these years and still hasn’t asked noel’s hand in marriage
Noel is now engaged :{
cody : why would you own a ferret? me and my ferrets looking at each other: what we finna do now
LMAO my ferret and I are in the same dilemma
Ferret people are a different breed
@@breadpilled2587 hahah what do you mean
@@annagrace9610 every person I've known who had ferrets was just... like fucking weird. Respect.
Always wanted a ferret. Ended up with two squirrels instead. Life.
I hate how Cody has abandoned GT Dave's and buys a diff brand of kombucha smh
Fun Fact: They meet these people at Gary Vee’s Ted talks
I saw Cody’s TikTok and straight up thought he was Spencer from iCarly for like 5 seconds.
OH MY GOD
Please don’t tell me that he is on TikTok now...
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq584 he’s been on tiktok for like 2 years reddit boy
@@nadia_17 thanks for the compliment honey
@@qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq584 NOT THE HONEY LMAOOO
requirements for getting on this show: Has to have met Gary Vee
"Why would you own a ferret?"
Says the man who just bought a tank for his bearded dragon.
12:32
cody has the face of pure happiness and utter enjoyment. hes having the best time of his life
i scrolled back up to go to that timestamp. and that was the exact time i had paused at 😳 dun dun DUN
You are just whipping out content left and right and I LOVE IT! Keep doing the damn thing man!
"nobody that knows they're that thing, says they're that thing"
beautiful. spoken like a true poet
“okay, ethan?” gave me “patty, don’t start” trixie mattel vibes hahaha
PATTY DON'T START
so are we all gonna ignore the fact that Cody’s casually sippin on cough syrup at 8:56 ?
That be Kombucha my dude
@@keatonward3139 kombucha and cough syrup are literally the same thing my dude
“Where do they find these people?”
Seattle, man.
@WANT SÈХ - Rita 25 y.o !!! OPEN MY C A N A L !!! Omg I DO want sex how did you know
Cody insisting that he's kidding when he's definitely not, is the best.
can we just appreciate how smooth the transitions from him talking about the video to him talking about the sponsor in his videos lately
he made me watch like 3 seconds of it without me being aware
“Nobody that knows that they are that thing, says that they are that thing, they just are that thing”
-Cody Ko
7:45 Cody some years ago: “Uh I’m pretty funny, idk.”
every time cody says “the cut” i’m made just that little bit happier
“Anyone that is funny would never say ‘I’m funny’” but then says “just cause I’m the funny guy does not mean that I’m calling back”
Cody whenever he watches "Cut " studio:
WhErE Do YoU FiNd ThEsE PeOpLe