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  • @medjahedmohamed6212
    @medjahedmohamed6212 3 роки тому +18939

    He was killin it in that Toktok tho lmao

  • @justaj8865
    @justaj8865 3 роки тому +6084

    i appreciated the "hard" joke explanation, it really hit all the points and it also helped me understand that the person who made the comment was talking about a penis, NOT a chair. 10/10 cody!

    • @deadlikedisco4726
      @deadlikedisco4726 3 роки тому +106

      I know right? I would have never figured that out myself. Today I am grateful for his explanation.

    • @emmanuelleschultze6095
      @emmanuelleschultze6095 3 роки тому +42

      “Boner owner”

    • @ameliaclarke4578
      @ameliaclarke4578 3 роки тому +42

      yeah it was also really helpful bc my brother was in the room and HEARD THE WHOLE THING. which was obviously great, since neither of us understood the joke!

    • @ObeyCamp
      @ObeyCamp 3 роки тому +23

      But how was that a joke when it didn't even have one picture of a single Minion!?

    • @toastshine
      @toastshine 2 роки тому +2

      @@emmanuelleschultze6095 b-owner

  • @Calligr-y8l
    @Calligr-y8l 3 роки тому +437

    As a lifegaurd trained in first aid and choking protocol, I can confirm that the only way to do the heimlich is under a duvet cover, this is why all lifesavers carry a GIANT duvet cover with them everywhere.

  • @MissFelice
    @MissFelice 3 роки тому +6062

    Your baffled anger toward Facebook is completely valid. All the content feels like AI generated parodies of 2013 memes and Dobre outtakes. Fucking weird.

    • @hypr3796
      @hypr3796 3 роки тому +32

      what'd you expect from the lizard alien robot himself

    • @ojl5055
      @ojl5055 3 роки тому +32

      @dontsay Also tiktok is mostly original videos

    • @яяя-д1ч
      @яяя-д1ч 3 роки тому +29

      I hadn’t been on Facebook in years ( only really use messenger ) but went on last week and actually scrolled for a few hours like ??? Wtf IS all this shit ?? Lol mind blowing that there is people who choose to use that as their primary ( sometimes only ) social media 😵‍💫😵‍💫 .

    • @suuuki7962
      @suuuki7962 3 роки тому +11

      @@яяя-д1ч Ouch lmao. I've been using facebook for most of my life. I'm Vietnamese and almost every Vietnamese person has facebook, cause it's just really easy to use. Honestly it's kinda like tiktok in a way, on one side you have the shitty braindead content, but if u use it for long enough your front page will eventually fill up with contents personalized for you, that's pretty much every social media platform ever but y'know. It's not just millions of user collectively sharing minion memes all the time lol. I hope I don't sound condescending qrdmmfmfnfkf. T'is just a few words from a long-term facebook user.

    • @яяя-д1ч
      @яяя-д1ч 3 роки тому +5

      @@suuuki7962 haha its ok , u dont sound condescending at all , i appreciate ur input :) . i stopped really using fb and ig in like 2015 when i made a twitter lol other than that i just got this youtube acct . i get what ur saying tho coz it sure felt like my inactivity had just led the plague of spammy bs to take over lmao . like i said in previous comment i mainly just like it for messenger now , just keep the fb acct coz ive had it so long tbh and occasionally will scroll for a few hours and regret it haha .

  • @heather_doestruecrime
    @heather_doestruecrime 3 роки тому +2281

    I love Cody’s psychotic fake laugh lmaooo

    • @bananamilk13_
      @bananamilk13_ 3 роки тому +27

      i laughed only becuase of cody's fake laugh😭

    • @Iron678Maiden
      @Iron678Maiden 3 роки тому +15

      >:D love how his eyes don’t change just stay wide

    • @MrLachapell
      @MrLachapell 3 роки тому

      Omg heather again ?

  • @alejandraquintanilla66
    @alejandraquintanilla66 3 роки тому +6843

    I question the sanity of people that thoroughly enjoy Facebook prank videos

    • @Jake-gu7oo
      @Jake-gu7oo 3 роки тому +108

      Yeah it’s pretty sad. They only banned lead in gasoline in 1996 so the older they are, the worse their lead poisoning gets. It presents as aggression and shortsightedness. It’s really scary and weird, I’m glad we are making strides in medical and daily safety so hopefully our stupid little brains won’t degrade so quickly. 😅

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +74

      It's just the worst. It actually upsets me how awful Facebook videos are, especially if I accidentally see any comments

    • @justmarlen
      @justmarlen 3 роки тому +95

      also HOW DO THEY HAVE SO MANY VIEWS???? like yeah vids on twitter/insta it tiktok get a lot of views too but A HUNDRED MILLION????? does facebook just work with a bunch of bots or something or are ppl on there just that into it???

    • @chill-_-839
      @chill-_-839 3 роки тому +54

      @@justmarlen views count even when the video is auto played when scrolling through your feed. i'm guessing a large parcentage of the views are bots / little kids watching fb vids and the autoplay feature.

    • @joewest5993
      @joewest5993 3 роки тому

      i question sanity ua-cam.com/video/HI5W2yZkvV0/v-deo.html

  • @alezanders
    @alezanders 3 роки тому +2686

    I absolutely love how cynical Cody is when he’s sick. He’s just went “social media is a bad invention” without sugarcoating it like usual, and yelling “I’m so MAD” and for some reason I like this a lot

    • @adotey5269
      @adotey5269 3 роки тому +10

      He says that social media is a bad invention but social media is his job and how he gets paid lots of money and how he became famous

    • @tbKvothe
      @tbKvothe 3 роки тому +114

      @@adotey5269 oh wow you really got him

    • @adamlion3495
      @adamlion3495 3 роки тому +2

      i am exactly your 1000th like.

    • @alezanders
      @alezanders 3 роки тому +5

      @@adamlion3495 And I am your first

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 2 роки тому +19

      @@adotey5269 "I think society should improve somewhat" "and yet you participate in society! Curious!"

  • @adyaarora862
    @adyaarora862 3 роки тому +4943

    I see Facebook is still in its prank phase. Can’t wait for it to get to its commentary phase.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +7

      HELLO!!! I want to spend time with celebrities. Just kidding. GAGAGAGAGA! I only want to spend time with my two girlfriends and record videos for UA-cam with the 3 of us. OH YEAH. Don't hate me for living the best life, dear ady

    • @scintillately8643
      @scintillately8643 3 роки тому +289

      @@AxxLAfriku what you smoking my guy

    • @nicholasgranger1281
      @nicholasgranger1281 3 роки тому +121

      @@scintillately8643 I see that dude everywhere idk what he’s on or what he thinks is going to happen by commenting on everything

    • @blindeyes9385
      @blindeyes9385 3 роки тому +67

      ITS NOT A PHASE MOM ITS WHO FACEBOOK IS GOSH YOU'LL NEVER UNDERSTAND !!!!

    • @adyaarora862
      @adyaarora862 3 роки тому +11

      @@AxxLAfriku huh

  • @vedadb1937
    @vedadb1937 3 роки тому +388

    that guy under the covers was choking for 3 minutes straight, respect

    • @Crystal-od5is
      @Crystal-od5is 2 роки тому +1

      Respect 😂

    • @Random-sk6hm
      @Random-sk6hm Рік тому

      Exactly how was he still conscious? 🙄

    • @kms1011
      @kms1011 10 місяців тому +1

      I thought she was the one choking on something ahaha 😏😎🤙

  • @CJ_Carpenter
    @CJ_Carpenter 3 роки тому +4463

    "Why am I so heated?!"
    You probably have a fever, Cody. Get some rest.

    • @lachlanchester8142
      @lachlanchester8142 3 роки тому +22

      And a covid test

    • @mihaibratu2001
      @mihaibratu2001 3 роки тому +17

      @@lachlanchester8142 COVID after COVID? Major RIP.

    • @carlw5360
      @carlw5360 3 роки тому +44

      Yeah, I guess it comes with age. Poor old man, his body is not as it's best like when he was young😢😓

    • @riversider2506
      @riversider2506 3 роки тому +2

      Lmaooooo 😂 💀

    • @clarep3130
      @clarep3130 3 роки тому +23

      It's sad that he's unwell, but my first thought when he said he has covid was "Cody Kovid" and i chuckled

  • @clydewaltonclips3291
    @clydewaltonclips3291 3 роки тому +3972

    “I guess our elders are still losing it over stupid prank videos” Cody then proceeds to lose it over a stupid prank video 🤣

    • @tusia3899
      @tusia3899 3 роки тому +133

      Well, he is an elder to be fair

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/v-deo.html.
      ,,

    • @meri420
      @meri420 3 роки тому +4

      @@jasperjames11 yo thank you for this, I chuckled

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 роки тому +8

      @@tusia3899 Excuse me? He's barely 60!

    • @chrisdominguez2229
      @chrisdominguez2229 3 роки тому

      www.youtubesolit.com/watch?v=xfjNLxFCUhn

  • @livyp3488
    @livyp3488 3 роки тому +1727

    idk y but cody’s nasally voice makes his jokes ten times funnier

  • @lizweber14
    @lizweber14 3 роки тому +846

    It's really cool how Cody, Danny, drew, Kurtis, Scott, Noel all support and watch eachother. They're a good group of commentary UA-camrs.
    Edited for accidently forgotten awesome UA-camrs,

    • @monicaleers2865
      @monicaleers2865 3 роки тому +35

      don’t forget about kurtis 💔

    • @LovelyMarvelous
      @LovelyMarvelous 3 роки тому +10

      @@monicaleers2865 YAS kurtis is the best one! (sorry cody)

    • @bradleyveel9587
      @bradleyveel9587 3 роки тому +11

      don’t forget scott cramer

    • @mcnlj24
      @mcnlj24 3 роки тому +9

      I love this too. I also know Arin from Game Grumps mentioned being decent buds with Drew in one gamegrumps episode.

    • @rubyregan1671
      @rubyregan1671 3 роки тому +2

      @@mcnlj24 ooh really? aw cool

  • @papatoni8993
    @papatoni8993 3 роки тому +825

    Cody wandering around the studio like a Sim with no tasks assigned lmao

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 роки тому +7

      Sims 4 simulation lag be like:

  • @jillianmcqueen5954
    @jillianmcqueen5954 3 роки тому +3666

    Cody has COVID and he’s still pumping out these Certified Cinematic Slappers

  • @JasonPizzinoOfficial
    @JasonPizzinoOfficial 3 роки тому +5072

    Watching this on repeat until it hits 593,000,000 views.

    • @KP_Gem
      @KP_Gem 3 роки тому +66

      If only it worked like that 😔

    • @MrUnix-xf8dq
      @MrUnix-xf8dq 3 роки тому +6

      Pin it.

    • @SM-xd2xv
      @SM-xd2xv 3 роки тому +4

      ??

    • @aidensaunders6204
      @aidensaunders6204 3 роки тому +22

      that would take around 19000 years

    • @anotherasian3514
      @anotherasian3514 3 роки тому +35

      we all need to unite as one and get this video to 593,000,000 views.

  • @ickylady
    @ickylady 3 роки тому +4728

    Hope you’re okay Cody, I know those over 60 are affected much worse by COVID.

    • @annabelle228
      @annabelle228 3 роки тому +108

      you’re really joking at a time like this?

    • @nelliehaworth1580
      @nelliehaworth1580 3 роки тому +242

      @@annabelle228 yes

    • @selenide5768
      @selenide5768 3 роки тому +12

      @@nelliehaworth1580 Your pfp is hot

    • @tyndalearcher2508
      @tyndalearcher2508 3 роки тому +28

      @@annabelle228 is this a no burnham ref

    • @addictedtomoney2196
      @addictedtomoney2196 3 роки тому +63

      @@annabelle228 are you really NOT joking at a time like this ??? ... way to be a buzzkill

  • @codewithtb419
    @codewithtb419 3 роки тому +1875

    I like how ever since someone commented “you can skip the part where Cody changes shirts cuz you know it’s a sponsor” Cody didn’t change his shirts

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 3 роки тому +76

      @Orla Cullinane I just skip 30 seconds, the rest is up to luck

    • @catchylow3444
      @catchylow3444 3 роки тому +18

      @@pepesilvia429 i use sponsor block so it just skips it for me

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 роки тому +2

      @@catchylow3444 What? That's a thing???

    • @cryezxzx8900
      @cryezxzx8900 3 роки тому +4

      @@catchylow3444 is it an app or something we need info

    • @undercovercat8449
      @undercovercat8449 3 роки тому +1

      @@catchylow3444 😂

  • @rhiannonfoss
    @rhiannonfoss 3 роки тому +2376

    cody looks more and more like a cody every day

    • @rhiannonfoss
      @rhiannonfoss 3 роки тому +6

      @YTr cretor bot

    • @rhiannonfoss
      @rhiannonfoss 3 роки тому +2

      @zisco bot

    • @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА
      @ЯНЕХУЖЕЭДИСОНА 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/WS0J7Jfc4OM/v-deo.html.
      ,,

    • @ayubali2431
      @ayubali2431 3 роки тому +1

      Not trying to be mean but i have never seen anyone in my entire life with a name like yours

    • @rhiannonfoss
      @rhiannonfoss 3 роки тому +6

      @@ayubali2431 i’ve never seen anyone with your name lol

  • @princessketamine0
    @princessketamine0 3 роки тому +701

    whenever cody does that exaggerated, loud fake laugh at something so painfully unfunny is so fucking hilarious to me

    • @aarontheperson6867
      @aarontheperson6867 3 роки тому +15

      agreed. i cant always tell at first but he quickly exaggerates it and just really hammers it in

    • @janikaamma8432
      @janikaamma8432 3 роки тому +4

      It sounds like david dobrik lol

  • @KJN-lt6fq
    @KJN-lt6fq 3 роки тому +311

    Cody: *Breathes*
    Honey: YOU NEED A SPONSOR?!

  • @taliafore1578
    @taliafore1578 3 роки тому +20362

    Cody lookin like he works behind the counter of a truck stop in Illinois

    • @ayubali2431
      @ayubali2431 3 роки тому +750

      stop disrespecting the elderly, Talia

    • @satansbong1464
      @satansbong1464 3 роки тому +125

      I like his mullet

    • @savannahfoster8429
      @savannahfoster8429 3 роки тому +286

      Dont do Illinois like that. Thanks 👍🏽

    • @Krunk.
      @Krunk. 3 роки тому +107

      Why Illinois ?😂😂😂

    • @kwin4215
      @kwin4215 3 роки тому +132

      Why tf is this actually true

  • @kelsynicole9135
    @kelsynicole9135 3 роки тому +3399

    “What’s your favorite Da Baby song?” “Probably Bop but they all sound so different” 💀💀💀

    • @Drockthehouse95
      @Drockthehouse95 3 роки тому +81

      FUCKIN SHOTS FIRED BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

    • @nick6956
      @nick6956 3 роки тому +2

      @@Drockthehouse95 what

    • @purplewine7362
      @purplewine7362 3 роки тому +50

      i'm not familiar with dababy's music. Is Cody saying that all of his songs sound the same?

    • @NotBorna
      @NotBorna 3 роки тому +95

      @@purplewine7362 Yes he is

    • @tomtellem
      @tomtellem 3 роки тому +6

      @@purplewine7362 huh? yeah yeah

  • @twyse_116
    @twyse_116 3 роки тому +3749

    Wish you speedy recovery

  • @DIVADNOMIS1313
    @DIVADNOMIS1313 3 роки тому +348

    if you look at long-haired, snapback cody for long enough, he starts to look like short-haired, snapback cody with a fur hoodie

    • @geminiflame_
      @geminiflame_ 3 роки тому +4

      Omg you're right!🤣🤣🤣

    • @lunaloo6971
      @lunaloo6971 3 роки тому +5

      now i can’t unsee it

    • @rubyregan1671
      @rubyregan1671 3 роки тому +1

      yoooooo whattt it’s true

    • @ewetn1
      @ewetn1 2 роки тому +2

      LMAO of all the dumb and crazy and sarcastic comments here, this one took me from cackling to full of crying, thank you

    • @elisabethkonig4267
      @elisabethkonig4267 Рік тому +2

      This is exactly how an AI would interpret this situation ngl

  • @christopherlarson9212
    @christopherlarson9212 3 роки тому +391

    Knowing the way these things normally go for Cody & these types of videos, Julius is Cody's next best friend.

  • @devons.3481
    @devons.3481 3 роки тому +514

    cody has told noel that the fans like watching him get angry but i wonder if cody knows we also like watching him get angry. for me it's kinda for different reasons though tbh like cody expresses the raw outrage and frustration that i suppress whereas noel fulfills the spiteful part of me with his ultra-specific roasts. truly a well-balanced duo in so many ways

    • @annnamaee_
      @annnamaee_ 3 роки тому +54

      why does this sound like a yelp review

    • @morganfreeman544
      @morganfreeman544 3 роки тому +9

      @@annnamaee_ Right like why was this guy analyzing so deep haha

    • @devons.3481
      @devons.3481 3 роки тому +6

      @@morganfreeman544 that's really not a deep analysis, just having an opinion

    • @ksfishchannel
      @ksfishchannel 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah Cody is the "thinking of the perfect comeback later in the shower" kind of mad

    • @Wet-Milk
      @Wet-Milk 3 роки тому +2

      ​@@morganfreeman544 thats not a deep analysis lmao

  • @JohnSmith-ds2rm
    @JohnSmith-ds2rm 3 роки тому +101

    The best joke in this entire video is whenever he said Dababy's songs are, "all so different.." lmao

  • @moesusername
    @moesusername 3 роки тому +235

    i feel like noel and cody are just the ultimate uncles of all internet platforms

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 3 роки тому +1

      That is Desus & Mero

    • @nerdleturtle152
      @nerdleturtle152 3 роки тому +6

      Yeah totally. To me tho they're more like your cool older cousins you look up to who buy you snacks and lets you play videogames with them

  • @tobyhellewell5981
    @tobyhellewell5981 3 роки тому +526

    The whole point of Facebook videos is to be as obvious as possible so people comment thinking they’ve figured it out. “That was easy”. It’s like those dumb posts that say “I bet you can’t name 3 films with the letter O” and boomers comment saying how easy it is and “I bet millennials couldn’t do this”. Facebook sucks man

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 3 роки тому +50

      yea to make stupid people feel better about themselves when they figured out something a toddler could

    • @TRSndNSN
      @TRSndNSN 3 роки тому +35

      They do the same thing with spelling mistakes, so that people comment to correct them and they get more interactions

    • @shan22777
      @shan22777 3 роки тому +4

      Yes! I work In marketing and comments boost engagement and pushing more into other feeds

    • @unrulyredhead
      @unrulyredhead 3 роки тому +8

      Why is this comment so fucking funny the boomers literally are exactly like that

    • @pjotsluter8803
      @pjotsluter8803 3 роки тому +3

      Home alone, Old, The Forever Purge. That wasnt even a challange bro lmao

  • @ledojaeger7474
    @ledojaeger7474 3 роки тому +423

    "Turns out their friend was choking" why do I feel like that 'twist' aged me 30 years on the spot

  • @raeganconklin8939
    @raeganconklin8939 3 роки тому +16

    i had a coworker who was an older woman see something on facebook that was like "if you take the current year and subtract your birth year, it gives you your age" and she was so mind blown and trying it out on everyone in our workspace

  • @maxtheis752
    @maxtheis752 3 роки тому +1573

    Fuck man, not even covid could ruin this hot streak... cody has been killing it lately

    • @MikeJ2525
      @MikeJ2525 3 роки тому +7

      Covid ain’t shit bro

    • @alissakain9302
      @alissakain9302 3 роки тому +9

      I was thinking the same! There’s no way in hell I’d have the strength to make a video if I had Covid. He’s one strong guy!😁

    • @TheM0nsterX
      @TheM0nsterX 3 роки тому +11

      "I got covid while im vaccinated. Get vaccinated" - cody 2021

    • @jonfromartv
      @jonfromartv 3 роки тому +23

      @linguini boi there is no issue with that. Do you not understand that vaccines do not make you invincible to viruses? It prevents most people from getting deathly ill, from getting hospitalized and dying.

    • @ButlerJ2
      @ButlerJ2 3 роки тому +5

      @@jonfromartv Do you not understand that the “covid vaccine” is not even classified as one. It’s classified as experimental and is only referred to as a vaccine so that pharmaceutical companies can avoid class action lawsuits while the government continues to push their non fda approved jab in a fleeting attempt for political control.

  • @HitByAPedoVan
    @HitByAPedoVan 3 роки тому +397

    Cody looking more and more like a SoCal Kombucha salesman every video

  • @limbolul
    @limbolul 3 роки тому +112

    that dababy joke has gotta be the worst timed thing ever lmaooo

    • @jjoe7078
      @jjoe7078 3 роки тому +2

      hahahahaha dababy

  • @ravenstewart3112
    @ravenstewart3112 3 роки тому +1973

    I want a big comedian commentary collab someday. Noel, Cody, Danny Gonzales, Drew Gooden, Kurtis Conner

    • @Calligr-y8l
      @Calligr-y8l 3 роки тому +62

      Ok but this would be beyond elite. You are a genius👏👏

    • @fabulousfries790
      @fabulousfries790 3 роки тому +129

      Jarvis Johnson too!

    • @ravenstewart3112
      @ravenstewart3112 3 роки тому +34

      @@fabulousfries790 yes! All of them together would be too powerful

    • @eyetunes1993
      @eyetunes1993 3 роки тому +6

      plss that would be so dope

    • @immacroftbro945
      @immacroftbro945 3 роки тому +27

      if this ever happens, hopefully it’s in person

  • @hanlovesleia
    @hanlovesleia 3 роки тому +2506

    i don’t know if the dababy bit was on purpose or just aged IMPOSSIBLY fast

    • @elijahstorm9740
      @elijahstorm9740 3 роки тому +14

      what happened

    • @mamoru1836
      @mamoru1836 3 роки тому +10

      yeah what happened

    • @lucasritter1252
      @lucasritter1252 3 роки тому +15

      Yo what happened

    • @selinaeshraghi7481
      @selinaeshraghi7481 3 роки тому +300

      @@elijahstorm9740 Dababy got called out on the internet for making some extremely homophobic comments at a concert or something like that

    • @user-zh2cx9vv2s
      @user-zh2cx9vv2s 3 роки тому +179

      @@selinaeshraghi7481 and sexist comments

  • @yomomma629
    @yomomma629 3 роки тому +2976

    cody got covid? sounds like mr. struggle to me.

    • @skylinrg
      @skylinrg 3 роки тому +12

      You got me good

    • @riseandgrind405
      @riseandgrind405 3 роки тому +3

      YES THIS

    • @TitoLounge11
      @TitoLounge11 3 роки тому +33

      And y'all wonder what kind of ppl are liking dumb facebook videos. Just an older version of ppl still making mr struggle jokes in 2021

    • @yomomma629
      @yomomma629 3 роки тому +64

      @@TitoLounge11 damn calm down lmao

    • @TitoLounge11
      @TitoLounge11 3 роки тому +7

      @@yomomma629 ur mom lmao

  • @njcpriv
    @njcpriv 3 роки тому +160

    Cody Ko: “It’s just straight up disrespectful, you’re just wasting people’s time”
    (Proceeds to watch for 17 minutes) 😂😂
    Stand strong Cody 💪🏽💪🏽

  • @infinite-ichthyologist
    @infinite-ichthyologist 3 роки тому +1554

    If that guy was actually choking for 3 minutes he would be dead

    • @infern0127
      @infern0127 3 роки тому +3

      Yeah man true

    • @dillonilyswarcraft
      @dillonilyswarcraft 3 роки тому +62

      Facebook comment right there.

    • @e.w2857
      @e.w2857 3 роки тому +5

      Permanent brain damage occurs after at least 4 minutes, he would’ve been fine.

    • @amathy9690
      @amathy9690 3 роки тому +33

      @@e.w2857 Uhh
      It depends on how blocked the airway is but people have died from choking in

    • @trolvis685
      @trolvis685 3 роки тому +10

      not me id be alive

  • @SingingWithMyself-Frozen
    @SingingWithMyself-Frozen 3 роки тому +1346

    Me: Oh no, Cody's ill, I hope he gets better soon
    Also me: ...Cody Kovid

  • @riglakhanpal4167
    @riglakhanpal4167 3 роки тому +592

    At this point Cody looks like he works in a guitar store

    • @yarnking3401
      @yarnking3401 3 роки тому +9

      He's that one budtender at a dispensary that is way too siked for the strains that you picked out.

    • @thatguynick6737
      @thatguynick6737 3 роки тому +3

      seems like he would try to sell you cassettes of his rock cover

    • @ich12341234blabla
      @ich12341234blabla 3 роки тому +2

      No he needs a nosering;)

    • @amysworld5521
      @amysworld5521 3 роки тому +1

      He works for tatoo industry

    • @isabellaarnold4025
      @isabellaarnold4025 2 роки тому +1

      i love it🤝

  • @joshs2734
    @joshs2734 3 роки тому +727

    This shit really depresses me. I mean this goes way beyond braindead content. I don't know if I'm more angry at the people creating this "content", or the MILLIONS of people who watch it and supply them with millions of dollars for literally nothing. Meanwhile, people are working 3 jobs and barley able to feed themselves and their kids. Humanity is amazing, we do mindblowing things...but then we also do this shit...I don't know man..

    • @dolomedestenebrosus9564
      @dolomedestenebrosus9564 3 роки тому +20

      Yeah I find it depressing too

    • @clare5687
      @clare5687 3 роки тому +25

      I feel this. We are digressing. Most people have been successfully dumbed down. Kudos to them.. their plan worked.

    • @releasedakracken5175
      @releasedakracken5175 3 роки тому +12

      @@kakarot.247 we are sorry to have offended you. Didn't realize you were such a big fan of these nonsensical inane videos

    • @56rounakyadav44
      @56rounakyadav44 3 роки тому

      @@kakarot.247 mnloooollllllllll

    • @lemonywater2979
      @lemonywater2979 3 роки тому +3

      @@kakarot.247 well, I wouldn't call it IMMENSELY subjective...

  • @TechVikingHunter
    @TechVikingHunter 3 роки тому +427

    Cody is alive and thriving. My man. Comin in clutch when I need the laughs.

    • @JohnnyCrambo
      @JohnnyCrambo 3 роки тому

      Feeling down? Did you watch the latest Stephen Colbert show

    • @TechVikingHunter
      @TechVikingHunter 3 роки тому

      I haven't, I'll check it out

  • @0Yazz
    @0Yazz 3 роки тому +1211

    Cody: "WHY AM I SO HEATED ABOUT THIS?!?!?!?!"
    Me: because you're a content creator who cares about his art/craft and have worked for your entire adult life to build what you've got, and seeing this garbage make thousands of dollars from toddlers scrolling on their parents' iPad hurts deep.

    • @felixowen2693
      @felixowen2693 3 роки тому +23

      Really makes you think about the sea slug population.

    • @-yammie-
      @-yammie- 3 роки тому +2

      @@felixowen2693 it really does

    • @lowkeybruja
      @lowkeybruja 3 роки тому +1

      i was gonna say, prolly the covid fever tbh

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 3 роки тому +12

      truth. It's like you spend all your time on something you're passionate about but then someone who is just a bad person who doesn't even put any effort in is getting more views than you which sucks

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 3 роки тому +6

      @@aspenisthebest Not only more views, hundreds of MILLIONS more views. For the dumbest content I’ve ever seen. Like, who watches this? We’re truly turning into Idiocracy. It’s scaring the shit out of me.

  • @referencer101
    @referencer101 3 роки тому +173

    The fact that so many people can do things like this for a living and put so little effort into it is an insult to anyone who has ever worked hard in their lives

    • @referencer101
      @referencer101 3 роки тому +13

      @em.b. ma I'm not saying there aren't people who make videos and don't put time money and work into it, I'm saying these people obviously aren't and they are still getting paid more than people who are actually working and its disgusting to me

    • @qnms101
      @qnms101 3 роки тому +3

      @@referencer101 it’s probably more of an insult to videographers and underground youtubers who put a lot of work into there craft just for this shit to be the stuff that’s successful

  • @1Dispretty2me
    @1Dispretty2me 3 роки тому +45

    Cody: literally gets fucking COVID and still posts a few days later
    Also Cody: hey guys so sorry for being MIA for so long

  • @sukosuko
    @sukosuko 3 роки тому +806

    Cody: "do it"
    Me: Likes the video... wait, wrong channel

    • @TheHaydenAlexander
      @TheHaydenAlexander 3 роки тому +16

      Noel: u already know what to do
      Me: *likes the video*

  • @Fran-xmlo
    @Fran-xmlo 3 роки тому +163

    It's not just time that makes money, it's the CONFUSION. The more ppl are confused the more ppl rewind to watch wtf just happened.

    • @trucevideos
      @trucevideos 3 роки тому +7

      and comment and share.. the code. it's cracked

  • @esihlecwele
    @esihlecwele 3 роки тому +98

    someone on twitter actually pointed out that those weird/messy food videos are actually content for people with a fetish for that sort of thing and every time i see one, it makes more and more sense.

    • @NShll-sd9yw
      @NShll-sd9yw 3 роки тому +1

      what kind of sick fetish is that?

    • @gauzeeeee
      @gauzeeeee 3 роки тому +8

      I never wanna kink shame anybody but this makes me want to kink shame them lol

    • @erinlikesacornishpasty4703
      @erinlikesacornishpasty4703 3 роки тому +5

      @@NShll-sd9yw it's porn for people who are "feeders"; people who enjoy feeding thier significant other. Initially it sounds kinda harmless, like nurturing is good right? But it's actually people who get off on feeding people until they die of heart disease, and that's not so nice, is it?

    • @Commentsareforlosers
      @Commentsareforlosers 3 роки тому +1

      Is that also the case with these videos popping up lately with grown women unpacking Barbie dolls? I see those a lot lately as well

    • @erinlikesacornishpasty4703
      @erinlikesacornishpasty4703 3 роки тому

      @@Commentsareforlosers that's likely a DDlg thing, right? Unless it's just regular, slightly odd doll collector content 🤷‍♀️.

  • @releasedakracken5175
    @releasedakracken5175 3 роки тому +39

    I love how Cody asked the question what kinds of hotels are these people staying in that have surveillance cameras pointing at the beds? That right there should be a good indication that the whole thing is completely staged. The reason being, how did they get access to the footage on the video camera?

    • @tpaneso6610
      @tpaneso6610 3 роки тому +2

      I am their supplier of the surveillance

  • @simianpaine5435
    @simianpaine5435 3 роки тому +240

    Cody isn't sick, he's siiiick🤙

  • @jrapny
    @jrapny 3 роки тому +156

    Cody literally had to take a nap after this video he was so tired. Legend.

  • @alysiaa.
    @alysiaa. 3 роки тому +319

    i love how when cody is upset he’s just “that boils my blood 😄” “why am i so angry at this 😁”

  • @lilyr4083
    @lilyr4083 3 роки тому +7

    As someone who had covid, big up cody for still making content. I felt so ill i couldn’t get out of bed for a week so to have the energy to film this is honestly very respectable

    • @agustinshanoon5057
      @agustinshanoon5057 3 роки тому

      Oh shush it's a 99.7 recovery rate. Stop watching the news

    • @1366Erik
      @1366Erik 3 роки тому +2

      @@agustinshanoon5057 Oh shush.

  • @effinsheet
    @effinsheet 3 роки тому +666

    I hate these kinds of videos, especially the ones where they talk about a puzzle or some shit and not showing the reveal up until the last 10 seconds. Cody's right, it's insulting

    • @thatguynick6737
      @thatguynick6737 3 роки тому +6

      it's super annoying i purposly avoid fb cuz of this

    • @Palach303
      @Palach303 3 роки тому +7

      Like Cody said it makes my blood boil so much, before internet was what it is today these people would be flipping burgers at mcdonalds for minimum wage but now people can just produce garbage like this and be millionaires...

    • @6Pope9
      @6Pope9 3 роки тому +2

      @@Palach303 Exactly.. It's fucking stupid

    • @charliehorrocks8760
      @charliehorrocks8760 3 роки тому

      amd then there’s a bunch of weird weebs that actually enjoy them

  • @camclawson2613
    @camclawson2613 3 роки тому +516

    Codys hair grows at a rate that i can't even comprehend.

    • @bartowo
      @bartowo 3 роки тому +6

      Not that fast at all

    • @Ceryll
      @Ceryll 3 роки тому +7

      i want to convince myself that cody's been using extentions all along

    • @camclawson2613
      @camclawson2613 3 роки тому +16

      @@bartowo you seem fun

    • @ayyyayay
      @ayyyayay 3 роки тому +1

      pulling a cr1tikal

    • @bartowo
      @bartowo 3 роки тому +1

      @@camclawson2613 cool

  • @thon3675
    @thon3675 3 роки тому +388

    "What's your favorite Dababy controversy" sounds like a better topic

    • @HelloShitty08
      @HelloShitty08 3 роки тому +39

      "Do you like his sexist apology for his sexist rant or the sexist apology for his sexist apology more?"

    • @tropical5135
      @tropical5135 3 роки тому +15

      @@HelloShitty08 you mean homophobic rant?

    • @HelloShitty08
      @HelloShitty08 3 роки тому +6

      @@tropical5135 yes, that of course as well.

  • @iHasCupquake
    @iHasCupquake 3 роки тому +136

    Oh MAN… this video makes me so mad 😭

  • @BigRandall250
    @BigRandall250 3 роки тому +775

    Hey Cody, fyi I think glass walls are typically called “windows”

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 роки тому +56

      and it wasn't even a wall, it was clearly a door, smh my head, unsubbed and reported.

    • @dinospumoni5611
      @dinospumoni5611 3 роки тому +20

      @@_ikako_ it was not, the door was next to it, nor was it a window, it was a glass wall

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 3 роки тому +12

      @@_ikako_ Unsubbed, unfollowed, blocked, and reported 🙄

    • @lauratroy13
      @lauratroy13 3 роки тому +6

      Not necessarily. My balcony is in front of a glass wall, it fills a whole side of my room. I can't open it, it's not a window. There is a separate door to get on the balcony^^

    • @Happygg6
      @Happygg6 3 роки тому +2

      @@lauratroy13 thats.... A window... It's just big. 🤦

  • @natalie-3737
    @natalie-3737 3 роки тому +2500

    Cody is looking more and more like he should have been the guy from ’you’. No, not the Netflix show.

    • @ineedamilkshake
      @ineedamilkshake 3 роки тому +274

      celery and rose

    • @mmmm-yb3uu
      @mmmm-yb3uu 3 роки тому +23

      This one needs more likes

    • @ln5305
      @ln5305 3 роки тому +8

      In my humble opinion...I agree😂😂😂🙌

    • @ionbucur2416
      @ionbucur2416 3 роки тому +41

      Whole foods sponsor incoming

    • @pedrobarbosa5781
      @pedrobarbosa5781 3 роки тому +50

      “That’s Cringe: Cody (you.)”

  • @frickinfrick8488
    @frickinfrick8488 3 роки тому +629

    I like how the boyfriend is cool with her wearing a dress but is mad if she wears a towel that covers the exact same amount of her body

    • @pandaitis0157
      @pandaitis0157 3 роки тому +147

      Just came to the comments to say this. The dress is actually MORE revealing than the towel was lmao

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest 3 роки тому +8

      exactly what i was thinking like what's the difference?

    • @cutefirefly6705
      @cutefirefly6705 3 роки тому +9

      Eh she could drop the towel

    • @pansexualdickhaver6878
      @pansexualdickhaver6878 3 роки тому +18

      Makes no sense to me either. Also find it odd that you can be in public in a bikini and no one would think it’s crazy but it would be really fucking odd to be outside in bra and panties. Never understood that

    • @fionahoney1206
      @fionahoney1206 2 роки тому +1

      It’s not that she’s wearing the towel it’s that she’s dropping it lol

  • @TheDanaYiShow
    @TheDanaYiShow 3 роки тому +409

    "speaking of things that shouldn't be controversial to say, what has facebook been up to?" 😂😂

  • @anninaninana1070
    @anninaninana1070 3 роки тому +56

    that dead look in codys eyes after the covers lifted to show the not-banging couple... i felt that

  • @Aspensop
    @Aspensop 3 роки тому +7

    my humor is so broken that the part when the anatomical drawing of a man just drifted across the screen was probably the funniest thing i’ve seen in years

  • @CG-vd4nu
    @CG-vd4nu 3 роки тому +196

    Cody those "175M views" are just bots. They pay for it with the goal that people will see the high views, get convinced it's popular and watch too. Feel better dude!

    • @Alex-cw3rz
      @Alex-cw3rz 3 роки тому +35

      I hope so, the number of engagement in the comments is usually a good indicator.

    • @leaveme1808
      @leaveme1808 3 роки тому +9

      Shady but smart

  • @xavierburgos4550
    @xavierburgos4550 3 роки тому +65

    Those videos of people cooking disgusting food and claiming it’s a “family recipe” are literally the epitome of people humiliating themselves for clout. Sad

  • @raelogix
    @raelogix 3 роки тому +1249

    “You’re just purposely wasting peoples time.”
    Me, on youtube for my fourth hour, watching someone else watch bad viral videos: *straight up, dude*
    Edit: at least this one has a content tho.

    • @tigor1
      @tigor1 3 роки тому +10

      i hadn’t gotten to that point in the video yet, and now appreciate the edit much more

    • @manasim.9936
      @manasim.9936 3 роки тому

      😂

    • @mwm1023
      @mwm1023 3 роки тому +2

      fuckin straight up, dude

    • @yourewelcome5493
      @yourewelcome5493 3 роки тому +11

      It does have a content tho, to be fair

  • @sofgrey6523
    @sofgrey6523 3 роки тому +3

    Cody, I’ve felt so lonely the past months, and your videos are literally making me feel less alone so thank you😭💗

  • @cviar95
    @cviar95 3 роки тому +82

    I’m glad someone’s talked about these weird videos being spammed in Facebook yard sale groups

    • @Butterjeni
      @Butterjeni 3 роки тому

      Same I absolutely hate seeing these ppl, pretty sure they are kink/fetish videos too

  • @XxkillerxX10
    @XxkillerxX10 3 роки тому +504

    There's NO WAY these views aren't bots.
    UA-cam is a hell of a lot more popular than Facebook, and "prank" videos didn't get a fucking TENTH of these views even back in 2015!

    • @chasemcguire8545
      @chasemcguire8545 3 роки тому +153

      I think you’re underestimating the amount of middle aged/old people doom scrolling Facebook all day

    • @XxkillerxX10
      @XxkillerxX10 3 роки тому +33

      @@chasemcguire8545 And are you willing to tell me they're 10 times as active as young people on social media???

    • @bugaboo_daisy9000
      @bugaboo_daisy9000 3 роки тому +131

      UA-cam and Facebook count views differently. If you scroll past a Facebook video as it autoplays that counts as a view, which inflates the numbers

    • @hiwelcometochillis2579
      @hiwelcometochillis2579 3 роки тому +5

      But in elections they said that fb faked numbers of views then fb they apologize for that

    • @aidenmiles9029
      @aidenmiles9029 3 роки тому +8

      @@chasemcguire8545 Like my grandma. She fr lives on Facebook

  • @oliviavanjackson
    @oliviavanjackson 3 роки тому +40

    Been here for over 7 years and still loving it, can’t believe you were still making vids while you had COVID, absolute legend ❤️

  • @MikeysPsyche
    @MikeysPsyche 3 роки тому +137

    Holy shit Julius Dean is still around? God he's so terrible.

  • @chronicinokla
    @chronicinokla 3 роки тому +125

    Feel better..... as a mom I can see your fever in your poor eyes

  • @EeshaG
    @EeshaG 3 роки тому +447

    Cody looks like he says the words "hustle" and "grind" unironically

  • @katherineisntcoming4718
    @katherineisntcoming4718 3 роки тому +76

    I didn’t have a single thought during this entire video, but that’s not a bad thing. I love your content Cody

  • @larry2toes637
    @larry2toes637 3 роки тому +15

    The Heimlich video was watched 200mil times, which means they wasted a total of 600 million minutes of people's time, or 10 million hours, or 417,000 days, or 1141 years, or about 16 lifespans.

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 роки тому +119

    Facebook is worse than tiktok and UA-cam shorts combined

  • @thebadpoet
    @thebadpoet 3 роки тому +133

    If the friend was choking there would have been no noise.
    Also, as someone with rheumatoid arthritis I know how debilitating brain fog and fatigue can be! For anyone who sees this dealing with that due to COVID or whatever else, give yourself some slack! You need rest, you need to be kind to yourself.

    • @Cory_Springer
      @Cory_Springer 3 роки тому +4

      MS brings fatigue and brainfog into everything I do, and a couple of weeks ago my MS + weather/air caused me to fall on my face, resulting in a concussion and a fractured face. I definitely do not want to unnecessarily risk adding COVID symptoms to the mix.
      I agree with your statement 100%, taking a rest and caring for oneself in any sickness is necessary.
      It takes a lot of energy for the body to heal its self, and staying rested and hydrated is a crucial step of the process.

  • @RajeshGupta-hs1nx
    @RajeshGupta-hs1nx 3 роки тому +67

    Man, this channel is so funny, just discovered it. Haven't laughed that hard in ages!

  • @lilyhayes6663
    @lilyhayes6663 3 роки тому +16

    It’s actually sad how good creators bust their ass off and then people make dumb shit like that and make 50k

  • @MoHimdi
    @MoHimdi 3 роки тому +115

    Don't worry about posting more Cody, this summer has been crazy with the uploads on your channel, Noel's and TMG.

  • @chonksstonks1820
    @chonksstonks1820 3 роки тому +370

    im not even mad at the creators of these, hustling is hustling, im just depressed that people actually find it entertaining like wtf

    • @blitzblix9455
      @blitzblix9455 3 роки тому +3

      getting sad over others people humor is stupid
      not everybody think cody is funny but im pretty sure they dont get sad over it
      maybe its stupid for you but some stuff cody says is not that universally funny so dont cry

    • @IHamilton9320
      @IHamilton9320 3 роки тому +32

      If stuff like this didn’t exist, people wouldn’t be so used to it and they would maybe use their brains for a second rather than taking it all at face value. The problem isn’t just that people are genuinely stupid, the problem is with how much content people are swiping through. They don’t pause to think about things. They just need to keep feeding their insatiable hunger for any kind of content to keep their brains from feeling anything. It’s disgusting and depressing and I hate seeing the world like this but sadly it’s not even an exaggeration.
      I do hold this against the creators of the videos. They’re seizing an opportunity, same as anyone else, but I think it’s undeniable that they are partially to blame for the dumbing down of social media and hundreds of millions of people

    • @chonksstonks1820
      @chonksstonks1820 3 роки тому +5

      @@blitzblix9455 Guys I found someone who watches these videos!!!!

    • @thesambo22
      @thesambo22 3 роки тому +1

      @@IHamilton9320 exactly, I feel like myself and anybody else who watched that video lost brain cells

    • @morrigangg
      @morrigangg 3 роки тому +2

      @@blitzblix9455 lay off the crack pipe bud

  • @stardoogalaxie9314
    @stardoogalaxie9314 3 роки тому +120

    Ima be real though, Spaghettios Pie does sound like some wild Mid Century dish that a housewife would make while the Civil Rights Act was being signed.

  • @COM3BACK901
    @COM3BACK901 3 роки тому +14

    I love Cody’s cc tv skit. I want to watch it for 6 minutes.

  • @ploom5375
    @ploom5375 3 роки тому +130

    He was choking under the covers. So it only makes sense to do the heimlich maneuver UNDER the covers, where he’ll have even more trouble breathing… 🤦🏻‍♂️

    • @thatguynick6737
      @thatguynick6737 3 роки тому +14

      and he was choking for 4 mins lol

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 роки тому +3

      @@thatguynick6737 dude’s long dead at that point

  • @iriskessler6825
    @iriskessler6825 3 роки тому +104

    someone’s gotta get cody a wayne’s world hat at this point

  • @zion30164
    @zion30164 3 роки тому +149

    i like how cody said “our elders” like he’s not our elder

    • @just_a_potat0178
      @just_a_potat0178 3 роки тому +6

      cody should really say the ancients instead lmao

  • @samcousineau9946
    @samcousineau9946 3 роки тому +9

    3:20 thank you Cody for informing me of this, I was very confused about David’s comment.

  • @dominicditmyer6261
    @dominicditmyer6261 3 роки тому +54

    The Indy film makers should take control of this market just to fund their projects. That would make the world a better place.

    • @mr.gilbert2790
      @mr.gilbert2790 3 роки тому

      Yeah but it takes brains and thought to enjoy videos that have substance. People just want easy entertainment these days, even if it’s bullshit like what’s on fb now

  • @Isa-uw3uj
    @Isa-uw3uj 3 роки тому +56

    Imagine you're doing an audition for a short film, you get super excited when you get the role, and then realizing you're playing a role in one of those staged CCTV videos.

    • @simoneb6312
      @simoneb6312 3 роки тому +1

      😂
      And the acting is always AWFUL! It’s so exaggerated like they’re on a show for toddlers. Like can you at least be convincing 🥴😒

  • @jtc6494
    @jtc6494 3 роки тому +99

    hope your covid recovery is frictionless

  • @Danybell
    @Danybell 3 роки тому +9

    My old coworker Jorge is among the people who loved those videos. It’s crazy seeing them in the wild

  • @Liqoh
    @Liqoh 3 роки тому +51

    covid couldn’t defeat cody’s lucious locks

  • @_AverageAlex_
    @_AverageAlex_ 3 роки тому +262

    Poor Cody, you can tell he’s not feeling great /:

    • @sarbnitrof4663
      @sarbnitrof4663 3 роки тому +2

      I can tell because he mentions it in like the first minute

    • @_AverageAlex_
      @_AverageAlex_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@sarbnitrof4663 I meant he loooooooks like he isn’t feeling good but ok 👌

    • @sarbnitrof4663
      @sarbnitrof4663 3 роки тому

      @@_AverageAlex_#fakenews

    • @jamesduncan6729
      @jamesduncan6729 3 роки тому +2

      He seems like he always does, doesn't look like he's sick at all to me 🤷🏻‍♂️

  • @RickeyOrtiz
    @RickeyOrtiz 3 роки тому +40

    Cody looks like he’s auditioning for Loaded Diaper

  • @sespeI
    @sespeI 3 роки тому +143

    there definitely are some conversations to be had about dababy.....

    • @Treyman-yi7ei
      @Treyman-yi7ei 3 роки тому +19

      Like how he used to wear a diaper

    • @cujows1844
      @cujows1844 3 роки тому +8

      Yeah howd he get away with killing someone in walmart

    • @infern0127
      @infern0127 3 роки тому

      @@cujows1844 self defense bro

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 роки тому

      Less gooo

  • @Guus115
    @Guus115 3 роки тому +28

    Everybody: a window
    Cody: a glass wall

  • @delsmontgomery
    @delsmontgomery 3 роки тому +69

    "what's your favorite DaBaby song" Bad timing Cody, baaad timing lol

    • @EthanfromEngland-
      @EthanfromEngland- 3 роки тому +3

      why? educate me por favor.

    • @Ruby-eq1qg
      @Ruby-eq1qg 3 роки тому +14

      @@EthanfromEngland- he’s in some hot water for some homophobic stuff he said in a recent performance at rolling loud

    • @EthanfromEngland-
      @EthanfromEngland- 3 роки тому +1

      @@Ruby-eq1qg thanks very much

  • @FragranceGame85
    @FragranceGame85 3 роки тому +13

    When the tool “woke up” his gf and she yawned and rubbed her eyes, yeah brilliant acting