The Best Of Carnac The Magnificent

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  • @richardwilliams473
    @richardwilliams473 2 роки тому +100

    The uncontrollable laughter from Ed and Johnny after the Sis Boom Bah joke was priceless !!!

    • @PowerGlove79
      @PowerGlove79 2 роки тому +8

      Always loved that joke

    • @RB-wg3qm
      @RB-wg3qm Рік тому +3

      Literally a minute. And it took him 15 seconds to get it out.

    • @keeploving5850
      @keeploving5850 Рік тому +2

      Could you explain that joke for me? I need slides.
      What I understand is that it's suppose to sound like what you read in comics. Like, WAAHHH!!! and POOOOWWW!!!
      But it's possible there is some backstory I'm unaware of.

    • @wfk3rd
      @wfk3rd Рік тому +4

      @@keeploving5850Don’t think too hard, you’ll hurt yourself. It’s all right there, no inside baseball. Just fun silliness. Unless you’re unAmerican and never heard a high school cheerleader say, “rah rah rah, sis boom bah..”. If you don’t know American culture then I guess you wouldn’t get the reference.

    • @keeploving5850
      @keeploving5850 Рік тому +3

      @@wfk3rd
      I am American US citizen and I know some things, just not this. I've never heard cheerleaders say that stuff. Maybe that's because I never watch sports or just not pay attention to what the cheerleaders say, but how they cheer. 😄😬
      I still don't get the funniness of a sheep exploding sound being a happy encouraging cheerful sis boom ba. I know Johnny Carsons humor is way smarter than this. So, I must be missing something here. I think the word boom is the part of the joke. 🤷 But why a sheep?
      I almost broke my skull thinking too hard. Alright, man. I'll stop.

  • @jamessmithson9803
    @jamessmithson9803 9 місяців тому +12

    The uncontrollable laughter is still priceless!

    • @LauraNavoy
      @LauraNavoy 7 місяців тому

      It really is so funny. I love watching Ed gets so silly. I wish I could see the one because they go on with that laughing for quite some time and everybody sings to cut it off. Life is good.

  • @DonnaWest007
    @DonnaWest007 2 роки тому +16

    Seeing these clips of Carnak the Magnificent take me back to nighttime TV that was great. Johnny Carson and Ed MacMahon were the funniest comic pair ever. Love it when they both started laughing.😄😄

  • @porico51
    @porico51 8 місяців тому +18

    We were all blessed to have these two on our screens for 30 wonderful years. Never will be equaled

  • @ultimafuelie
    @ultimafuelie 11 місяців тому +20

    The Best Carnac line I ever heard was from a show around 1980. "From Here To Eternity and Here's Boomer....." "What are two bad names for a laxative......"

  • @sjtom57
    @sjtom57 Рік тому +19

    I sure miss those guys. May they rest in peace.

  • @antonbruce1241
    @antonbruce1241 7 місяців тому +14

    What's fantastic about Carson's "Carnac the Magnificent".....here it is several decades later, AND THE JOKES STILL WORK!!!!

  • @toneloc7910
    @toneloc7910 Рік тому +11

    Sis Boom Bah was the greatest Carnac joke ever, but "V8" right after that was pretty great, too.

  • @trock6577
    @trock6577 Рік тому +9

    The writers for that show were brilliant and Carson’s delivery will never be equaled

  • @Camop-iz9kt
    @Camop-iz9kt Рік тому +10

    "Sis Boom Bah" from August of 1981. Considered the greatest Carnac ever!

  • @chantingmammal
    @chantingmammal 2 роки тому +14

    This is pure gold, Johnny Carson is still the King of Late Night!!

  • @kingbee1971
    @kingbee1971 3 роки тому +18

    "May Randy Newman write a song about your sex organ." Gold.

  • @vernshird711
    @vernshird711 2 місяці тому +8

    In college, I had a bit I did that paid homage to Carson's humor. My character was "Vernac the Mediocre". Here's a sample...
    "Pokemon"
    (ripped open an envelope)
    "What is a Jamaican proctologist called?"

  • @christopherangeli8847
    @christopherangeli8847 Рік тому +10

    The worse the joke, the funnier the response. He could never bomb!

  • @MatthewPoplawsk
    @MatthewPoplawsk 7 місяців тому +10

    Without a doubt(at least to me), THE BEST CARNAC skit was when he was headed for the desk, tripped, AND DESTROYED THE DESK!!😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @leondarnell1
    @leondarnell1 Рік тому +16

    These stand the test of time...

  • @kurtb8474
    @kurtb8474 Рік тому +9

    I group of us were watching the night of the last one. Ssss-boom-bah. We laughed our heads off. It's still funny!

  • @Progmeister-tb3sn
    @Progmeister-tb3sn 7 місяців тому +9

    My favorite reading was "Fee Fi, Fee Fi, Fee Fi Fo...answer is "What is Mike Tyson's phone number! I was in stitches!!!

    • @buffalobob2890
      @buffalobob2890 7 місяців тому

      That's a great one that I'd never seen/heard before!

  • @markbartlett295
    @markbartlett295 Рік тому +4

    Miss this show As a kid this was my favorite part of the show

  • @jsrupert1037
    @jsrupert1037 6 місяців тому +5

    A Master at his craft! No one does it better!

  • @mickib1592
    @mickib1592 3 роки тому +13

    Pure gold...

    • @benmaurer163
      @benmaurer163 3 роки тому +1

      Yes!! Awesome that was a brilliant sketch

  • @ParForTheCourse72
    @ParForTheCourse72 7 місяців тому +8

    My favourite Carnac curse “may a diseased yak drag his loins through your soup”

    • @ub1846
      @ub1846 3 дні тому

      “May the fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits.”

  • @thejax61
    @thejax61 Рік тому +5

    My dad's favorite we loved watching this together

  • @thomasasiano9195
    @thomasasiano9195 Рік тому +7

    Envelope to head: "Mount Baldy." Opens envelope: "What do you call playing horsey with Don Rickles"

    • @sleepdeath9001
      @sleepdeath9001 Рік тому +2

      What did Yule Brynner’s wife do on their wedding night?

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 Рік тому +15

    That's funny I just watched the whole episode the other day. where Carnac said the sis boom bah joke. and couldn't stop laughing.

  • @boxbreaker2011
    @boxbreaker2011 2 роки тому +6

    Damn, this was amazing! Pure gold!

  • @garyrasberryjr.552
    @garyrasberryjr.552 Рік тому +3

    Still love the great one where the piece of paper that lists all the answers that Johnny glances at before reading the envelope went missing. He said something to Ed, who walked off set, but still said it loud enough for the mic "He doesn't have the answers"

  • @dalebrown7906
    @dalebrown7906 Рік тому +7

    Baja: "How do sheep laugh"? 😂😂😂😂

  • @dalebrown7906
    @dalebrown7906 Рік тому +11

    Hershey Bar: "Nane Roseanne's chunkier sister"! 😂😂😂😂

  • @lawrencejconstantine3381
    @lawrencejconstantine3381 Рік тому +5

    Fantastic!...Miss CARSON SHOW!...Girl"that's 36 -28 & 9 her measurements!...Sis Boom Bah....when a sheep explodes!....still LAUGHING 30 yrs later !..Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha!

  • @George50809
    @George50809 2 місяці тому +4

    I always loved the great Carnac.

  • @Waterlooplein1
    @Waterlooplein1 5 місяців тому +3

    This style of editing is better than I thought it would be.

  • @williambryan3346
    @williambryan3346 2 роки тому +8

    @08:16 Oddly appropriate joke for modern day 2023, yet originally conceived in 1974.

  • @anthonylowder6687
    @anthonylowder6687 3 місяці тому +6

    Sis-boom-baa is absolutely THE best one

  • @Sparafucile-kg5hz
    @Sparafucile-kg5hz Рік тому +6

    Omg! The deja vu!

  • @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods
    @TyrSkyFatherOfTheGods 8 місяців тому +4

    The absolute master of the medium.

  • @frigolo1279
    @frigolo1279 7 місяців тому +6

    it's a wonder these 2 could get through that bit at all, good times...

  • @JorgeSicre
    @JorgeSicre 2 місяці тому +3

    Here's one I came up with, "Howard Hughes and Lindsey Lohan"💨"Name a recluse and a loose wreck"

  • @cbroz7492
    @cbroz7492 6 місяців тому +2

    ..this my favorite returning Carson skit

  • @michaelg.golden7327
    @michaelg.golden7327 Рік тому +7

    shish boom bah! What do you get when a sheep explodes!

  • @phil6899
    @phil6899 Рік тому +7

    Gilligan, the Skipper and Chief Wiggum... _opens envelope_ Name three castaways. *HEY-YO!*

  • @musicauthority674
    @musicauthority674 Місяць тому +3

    The Sis Boom Ba joke, has too be the absolute best Carnac the Magnificent joke.

  • @TomSmith-ls5rn
    @TomSmith-ls5rn Рік тому +3

    Thank you!!!

  • @willhpc4-life249
    @willhpc4-life249 Рік тому +4

    The girl with something extra-LEGENDARY!

  • @toreckman8899
    @toreckman8899 Рік тому +5

    Good stuff. The best for last.

  • @chuckragland9972
    @chuckragland9972 Рік тому +5

    They should have shown it when they pulled a trick on Johnny, they replaced the real table with a fake prop table, and when he fake tripped on the Step he went to catch himself on the table and it collapsed! 🤣

    • @Ron-d2s
      @Ron-d2s 9 місяців тому

      The Chris Farley SNL, "Living in a Van" sketch where he destroyed the coffee table... that was not a break away... just Farley tonnage.

  • @bonniegarrison9741
    @bonniegarrison9741 4 місяці тому +4

    Everybody talks about howgreat Jhonny and Ed were. I think the third member of this trio is missing. Doc Severacen was Johnny's music director. You dont see him or hear him that much but you know he's there when the music starts.

  • @jonkline709
    @jonkline709 Рік тому +11

    Todays light night clowns I believe cannot tie their own shoes

    • @c17nav
      @c17nav Рік тому +5

      They probably can spell late.

    • @buffalobob2890
      @buffalobob2890 7 місяців тому

      ​@@c17navYeah, but their humor is light. In fact, it's almost nonexistent. Who wastes their time watching those woke fools?

  • @pressedinproductions
    @pressedinproductions 2 роки тому +6

    Legend

  • @stevebonafede2777
    @stevebonafede2777 7 місяців тому +8

    The joke after sis boom bah was V8...what kind of social disease can you get from an Octopus

  • @afgcinc7206
    @afgcinc7206 7 місяців тому +3

    "Diddley doo." "DIDDLEY..DOO." *rip* "What forms on your diddley early in the morning?"

  • @leemantz3148
    @leemantz3148 Місяць тому +4

    I miss this, so classic

  • @turdferguson3475
    @turdferguson3475 4 місяці тому +4

    A: Dippety Doo.
    Q: What do you look for when you are tracking a Dippety?

  • @richardwilliams473
    @richardwilliams473 2 роки тому +11

    Carnac the Magnificent was Johhny Carson at his best !!!

  • @leveen2836
    @leveen2836 15 днів тому +4

    Why couldn’t Ed have put a little flour in the envelope just once?

  • @JacQues58
    @JacQues58 2 роки тому +6

    I was watching CNN and George Conway made a gestured remark about Karnak. I don't think this generation knows this.

    • @johnplink
      @johnplink 2 роки тому +1

      Tonight on CNN George Conway again referred to Carnac The Magnificent.

  • @MyNameIsCurrentlyUnavailable
    @MyNameIsCurrentlyUnavailable 2 дні тому

    I have it on good authority that this video was hermetically sealed in a mayonnaise jar under Funk & Wagnall's porch since noon today.

  • @matthewhansen9423
    @matthewhansen9423 3 місяці тому +2

    All time classic

  • @tonylauria8496
    @tonylauria8496 5 місяців тому +7

    Answer: Avalanche
    Question: What do you call a cocktail made with Mountain Dew and prune juice?

  • @DavidBayliff
    @DavidBayliff 7 місяців тому +9

    johnny was the greatest

  • @therevolvingmonk
    @therevolvingmonk 2 місяці тому +6

    P. Diddy
    What do you call a song sung by a urologist?

  • @MyNameIsCurrentlyUnavailable
    @MyNameIsCurrentlyUnavailable 2 дні тому

    😂 6:52 😂
    "Short People" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @glen1ster
    @glen1ster 10 місяців тому +7

    9:40--sis boom bah

  • @richmotroni
    @richmotroni 8 місяців тому +10

    "May your sister win a Mr.T look alike contest!"

  • @Dewey_Cheatum_and_Howe
    @Dewey_Cheatum_and_Howe 3 місяці тому +6

    A catcher's glove, a first baseman's glove
    A double, a triple
    and Dolly Parton
    Name two big mitts, two big hits, and a country western singer.

  • @TomSmith-od8vd
    @TomSmith-od8vd 6 місяців тому +3

    I remember one night Johnny blew into the envelope and a puff of baby powder (or something close) came out and sprayed him. He was not amused.

  • @OscarBravoUSA
    @OscarBravoUSA 4 місяці тому +2

    Circa 1984:
    Answer: "One sequined white glove"
    Question: "What's a fashion must for the well-dressed proctologist?"

  • @ROGER2095
    @ROGER2095 7 місяців тому +4

    Rich Little did his impression of this, and he had a good one:
    "A single and a double. Twenty-five cents. And Dolly Parton."
    (opens the envelope.)
    "Name two hits, two bits, . . . . ."

  • @richardwatson298
    @richardwatson298 Рік тому +3

    YES, O GREAT ONE!
    HEYYYYYY-OHHHHHHHHH!

  • @steverogers1976
    @steverogers1976 Рік тому +2

    Anybody got video of...
    "First base glove, catchers mitt....grand slam and home run...Dolly Parton"

  • @bixby9797
    @bixby9797 Місяць тому +2

    The genius of Carson is that the jokes are corny but no one cares, they are still funny.

  • @JaxenRossisback
    @JaxenRossisback 10 місяців тому +3

    5:48.

  • @vickimingus9281
    @vickimingus9281 23 дні тому +2

    johnny worked for his laughs

  • @timglende8869
    @timglende8869 6 місяців тому +2

    Joke: FBI
    Carnac answer: No, I be Carnac.

  • @douglasruss2889
    @douglasruss2889 Рік тому +2

    Classic !

  • @rbl4641
    @rbl4641 Рік тому

    The best!

  • @darrelltalbott4830
    @darrelltalbott4830 11 місяців тому +2

    Thanks y’all

  • @pressedinproductions
    @pressedinproductions 2 роки тому +2

    Turner and Hooch was great

  • @chrislargent1725
    @chrislargent1725 3 роки тому +3

    Answer- green back question - what’s the first sign of moss fungus

  • @andywinslow9638
    @andywinslow9638 8 днів тому

    Disneyland, REM and Esther Ann. Name three things that say stand and you'll actually stay

  • @gordodls23
    @gordodls23 4 місяці тому +2

    The funniest one I remember as a kid was
    His prediction: .. something.. the Hokey Pokey
    The card: What's the worst way to clean your toilet?
    Carnac: You put your left leg in and you shake it all about. 😂😂😂

  • @georget10i
    @georget10i 8 місяців тому +3

    So this is who Tony Soprano was comparing Phil to.

  • @jimmyarmijo2252
    @jimmyarmijo2252 7 місяців тому +4

    ...And former food taster to Idi Amin. Lol.

  • @jerryboggs3474
    @jerryboggs3474 Рік тому +5

    Turn her & hootch!😘

  • @CurtZilbersher
    @CurtZilbersher 6 місяців тому +1

    Catch-22
    What would happen if you hit the Dodgers 44 pop-flys.

  • @andycrook3571
    @andycrook3571 Рік тому +2

    From 9:00 to 9:15 bad audio

  • @daroldcriswell2842
    @daroldcriswell2842 6 місяців тому +3

    Sssss boom baaaaa

    • @CosmicStargoat
      @CosmicStargoat 5 місяців тому

      Best one ever. It killed Ed McMahon.

    • @JackHolzer
      @JackHolzer 10 днів тому

      @@CosmicStargoat Ed McMahon

  • @JamesSimmons-d1t
    @JamesSimmons-d1t 7 місяців тому +3

    I was watching that first Carnac. Saw Lenny Bruce show up, LOADED, incomprehensible as so often. Carson nervous throughout, "Don't say anything bad, Lenny!" Only standup available then, on TV. Saw Carlin, early black comic.... not many.

    • @ClassicRocker61
      @ClassicRocker61 2 місяці тому

      May Burger King and your partner both refuse to do it your way

  • @tomm829
    @tomm829 7 місяців тому +4

    A: Yasser Arafat. Q: What is the sound made when Dolly Parton removes her bra?

  • @clasparagus
    @clasparagus 5 місяців тому +3

    A: Lefty Q: What do you call an Iranian first offender?

  • @chiappettamark
    @chiappettamark Рік тому +7

    Siss Boom Baaahhhh at 9:31

  • @gaamatsu4dewin
    @gaamatsu4dewin 3 роки тому +20

    Ssss-boom-baahh!

    • @richardhamblen5526
      @richardhamblen5526 3 роки тому +2

      HAHAHAHAHAAA!!

    • @Realtorwithrhythm
      @Realtorwithrhythm 3 роки тому +3

      Known as the best Carnak retort.

    • @stopdeforestation
      @stopdeforestation 2 роки тому +1

      💣🐑

    • @dubmob151
      @dubmob151 2 роки тому

      I was missing why cis boom baa was so extraordinarily hilarious- the boom baa I got, I figured it must have been something to the cis that makes it funny. So it's a fuse sound-
      Still, the others seemed much funnier, this was a bit of an anticlimactic close.

    • @toneloc7910
      @toneloc7910 Рік тому

      @@dubmob151 "Sis boom baa" is an old football game cheer - sis boom bah, rah rah rah.

  • @jkl542
    @jkl542 3 місяці тому +1

    Why fade-out...fade-in? Just show the clip.

    • @actionsub
      @actionsub 3 місяці тому

      It's a collection of clips. Otherwise, it'd be jumping from one clip to the next. The fades make the transitions smoother.

  • @kwdrm1
    @kwdrm1 7 місяців тому +1

    And whatever happened to Yahoo Serious?

  • @CarlosGarcia-pv6jf
    @CarlosGarcia-pv6jf 6 місяців тому +4

    Bjorn Borg,
    Describe the sound when two fat people get romantic .

  • @dylanchangedeverythingfore1312
    @dylanchangedeverythingfore1312 Рік тому +11

    May an iguana molt in your skivies"
    "May a diseased yak sit in your mother's hope chest".
    "May The fleas of a thousand camels infest your armpits"

    • @ClassicRocker61
      @ClassicRocker61 Рік тому +3

      May Burger King and your girlfriend both refuse to do it your way

    • @kwdrm1
      @kwdrm1 5 місяців тому

      May a crazed city councilman rezone your sister as a business district!

  • @richardventimilla4143
    @richardventimilla4143 2 місяці тому +4

    Dodgers not anymore

    • @George50809
      @George50809 2 місяці тому

      You are so right. Ask the Yankees.

  • @redpillfreedom6692
    @redpillfreedom6692 4 години тому

    Magic Johnson, Rachel Ray, and Jussie Smollett
    Name a Laker, a baker and a faker.

  • @horsegoggles
    @horsegoggles 6 місяців тому +1

    9:42

  • @peopleskarmasquad1042
    @peopleskarmasquad1042 7 місяців тому +6

    Do you know that Carnac was really Johnny Carson?