Literally working on my birthday hearing this and my step mom died on her birthday. And i have to suffer through Brent. Thanks guys for helping me through my day.
I think Bert's use of "salt of the earth" wasn't necessarily wrong. It often means a "good, basic person." It can describe someone being very kind in general, but it also can describe someone who has a "basic" job, lives a "basic" life, and also happens to be a good person.
Happy Birthday, Bert! Love to hate ya, Hate to love ya, but for some reason I’m always coming back. Your true superpower is that you make it look like you just stumbled your way into this successful life, because you are blissfully childlike and enjoy life in the best way possible. I don’t know, I just think that’s an awesome quality. Too many miserable folks these days. In a world of grumpy fucks, we need a Bert.
Adam Ray is the man & hilarious. I’m so glad “Dr. Phil” really shined the light on him so we can see his comedy & all the podcast it’s a beautiful time for comedy!! Great show
Ohhhh… could you imagine if there were a birthday killer on the loose? Everyone would be scared on their birthday. They’d be like “did they catch em yet? No?!?! Shit! My birthday is tomorrow!”
dude lol same. I came to the comments. I feel like would be hour of Bert's hideous laughing and I'm a nice critic lol. I like Bert can't watch this though. The thumbnail and title immediately turned me off it's kinda crazy lol.
1 hour of Adam using Dr. Phil as an excuse to be a dick to Bert. And that's what's uuup
We'll be right back
Did you see Oppenheimer?
@@mopemiphwe’ll keep it right there
@@nellissh2553i don't appreciate yer fuckin additude
Wait, you need an excuse to be a dick to Bert?
We've been doing this all wrong.
“Let me finish my story”. Dr Phil saying what everyone wants to say 😂😂😂
Yessssss!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“I love that you can remember what you remember”😂😂😂😂I am literally alone & laughing OUT LOUD!
5 seconds later: “i’m still not done” Bert can’t help himself
“No rule against watching porn in an Uber pool” 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I mean, Dr. Phil says that to tons of people he’s talking to nothing new but yeah, let’s pretend it’s a Bert thing
"Can I tell you something I said to my wife yesterday?"
"No, I'm alright, but thanks for sharing" 🤣🤣🤣☠
Dr Phil already killing it.
This was so good lol
The "No I'm alright' is such amazing timing and is so hilarious
"Let me finish my story" not even a minute through, this is going to be fire😂😂😂
🤡🤡
"... I'm not done."
They figured out how to get me to watch a Bert-hosted episode. Dr Phil gets it done every time
My thought exactly
dr Phil on any podcast makes it so much better
Thank God no tom this week.
Same lol
Let’s face it. This is The Dr. Phil Show with special guest Bert Kreischer.
“When you die, Tom will continue this podcast with Tim Dillon. How does that make you feel?” - Dr. Phil
i can’t believe i missed this 😂😂😂😂
Then 3 weeks later (when Tim dies), he’ll be replaced with David Lucas. Get some more diversity in there.
Adam Ray is an INSANE talent. Jesus Christ.
Tremendous
Dr phil birthday song was awesome.
That really was awesome!
Such an awesome gift to give your friend
“Cool I used to play the clarinet welcome back to who gives a shit”😂😂😂
Woah congratulations you’ve got ears! welcome to nobody asked
Adam Ray carrying this podcast like he’s Tom in 2019
It’s nice of him to have Bert on again
Dr. Phil is the only guest who can rangle bert.
and Matthew McConaughey
Jim Jeffries plays off Bert pretty well also.
Normally I skip Bert only episodes, but not today
There’s been some real turds with just Tom too
Hell yeah, I'm a Tom only also.....love you Burnt
Same
@@benjamin3290that’s the guests fault 😂
@@gnarly2086nahhhhh
Whats ur name?
-Bovid
What is that?
-Its bobby and david, and i put em together, but u can call me wizard
Im not gonna call you any of those😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Adam Ray is my absolute favorite comedian.
He's good but he's no Dr phil
Nah Dr. Phil is better 🤗
My favorite 2 Bears episode in a long time
Fav 2b1c in a loooong time!
Just fantastic stuff. Feels like a return to form. Dr. Phil aka AR has made an instant fan
getting dr phil was the best thing this pod has done in a while
The fact that Dr. Phil can make a Bert hosted podcast fun and entertaining is a testament to his talent.
Or it shows how pathetic and selfish Bert really is.
“This feels like a personal problem that you need to figure out before you get on the mic” what wonderful advice
Adam as Phil has so much alpha energy, he puts Bert in his place and i love it
That’s such a heartfelt song dr Phil made for Bert’s birthday. Better than any ludicrous priced gift Tome ever got him.
I agree but you can't deny that hitler's cup was hilarious :)
Literally working on my birthday hearing this and my step mom died on her birthday. And i have to suffer through Brent. Thanks guys for helping me through my day.
You have to suffer through Brent??
Or you have to suffer through, Brent?
Huge difference 🤣
Adam Ray single handedly carrying the whole comedy scene at this point.
i'm just here for Dr Phil
@@totalSLACKwhat?
Who cares?
Everyone is 😂
Adam writing a song for Bert is probably the best gift he's ever gotten.
right after the hitler's cup :)
@damirkvajo he can listen to it again while sipping coffee out the ol3 hi+ler mug
Gave up on this episode 2x because of Bert's laugh but came back for Dr. Phil
Hilarious and they bounced off each other perfectly. That song was unironically really sweet.
Will forever be a top tier guest! His timing is the absolute best in the biz!
We'll keep it right here
adam ray is the most underrated, amazing and talented person in the world. big love from all us. ❤
I guess there are guests good enough that I would put up with listening to Bert
Dr Phil- “Too many times I know where I am and what I’m doing”.
Has changed my life philosophy 4ever, thnx phil 😂
“I’m not good at keeping secrets”
Wow bert, who would have ever guessed.
"Naw, I'm alright,". That's what's up!
Unbelievable, he’s done it again and doesn’t miss.
- Tony Hinchcliffe after every Kam Patterson performance
Adam is so good at his impressions. The real Dr. Phil makes people cry too, like his staff 😅
“For sure, now let me finish my story” “I’m not done” “no not a flesh light, a blow up doll like I said” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
One of the best 2 bears episodes in recent memory
"Dr. Phil" is so fucking good - I have never seen / heard such deadpan delivery be so funny
Bert finally learning that having funny people on will help boost his views. Love Dr. Phil!
Idk how its possible but adam ray as dr phil NEVER gets old
At one point I would get mad when i saw adam ray not playing dr phil
@@JetskiJohnson-d8u honestly, same. I want to see him in character at a strip club for an full hour podcast
I can’t wait for the Netflix special tomorrow!! Even more so, I can’t wait to see Dr.Phil Live at the Chicago theater in March!!!!❤❤❤❤
I’m trying to watch this at my corporate job and am laughing hysterically every 5 seconds… i think my coworkers think i’m insane
Adam Ray is one of the most talented comedians today, hands down
That song was beautiful, thank you Dr. Phil!
I'm only watching for Dr phil, i love he was telling the not funny dude stop interrupting
1:07 Too Philty Too Quick
God damn Adam Ray/Dr. Phil is just so funny and wholesome at the same time
At 2:12 Dr.Phil made burt glitch out for a full 2 seconds.
Dr Phil is always and will always be an elite guest
"i love that you can remember what you remember" good point, i mean for someone who's an alcoholic that's something 😅😂😂
5:22 the obliviousness of Bert never fails to amaze me.
"Can you play any instruments" ... This and that and "Half a drum kit"😂
1:02 “Let me finish my story”
Dr Phil doing a ventriloquist act with the fleshlight made me cry laughing
Adam improving as Dr. Phil improving a Fleshlight conversation with Dr.Phil is some intense inception I didn't know I needed
How does a person improve a Fleshlight conversation?
Bart looks like he’s Chinese.
Bryan J Ebelt should paint Bart as a lucky cat with a big smiley Chi Chin Ping face with his eyes all squinty
Here just to watch Dr Phil bash Bert for an hour
This episode could also be called Bert makes Dr. Phil lose his mustache. It’s the hardest I’ve seen him laugh in character since he’s been doing it.
Adam Ray being Dr. Phil and than suckings at impressions and saying he doesn't do impressions cracks me up everytime.
The power of Dr Phil made Bart less red. All hail Dr Phil
Dr. Phil on scissor bros will never be topped but when I watched it I hoped it went farther, it’s the greatest podcast character ever. Kudos Adam Ray
I think Bert's use of "salt of the earth" wasn't necessarily wrong. It often means a "good, basic person." It can describe someone being very kind in general, but it also can describe someone who has a "basic" job, lives a "basic" life, and also happens to be a good person.
I think it’s a biblical phrase
@@garrettdismore8351most definitely! We, as children of God, are all called to be "the salt of the Earth!"
I've noticed that when I hear that phrase nowadays, people are usually referring to "undesirables."
Finally! A man that makes sense.We need to see more in depth meaningful conversations like these.
Happy Birthday, Bert! Love to hate ya, Hate to love ya, but for some reason I’m always coming back. Your true superpower is that you make it look like you just stumbled your way into this successful life, because you are blissfully childlike and enjoy life in the best way possible. I don’t know, I just think that’s an awesome quality. Too many miserable folks these days. In a world of grumpy fucks, we need a Bert.
You know Adam being here almost makes up for the fact that it’s just a Bert episode 😂😂😂😂
It doesnt though
Happy birthday Bert!!! I’ve made me smile so much and saved me so many times! Thanks for all ur hard work! I respect u!
Dr Phil carries this episode doesn’t matter that burt will ruin it
Then don’t watch fgtrtd
You guys are great! Silliness is great! The world is really scary. Don't stop doing what you do! My husband and I are big fans of both of you!!
34:12 nothin’ on that?!
Unbelievable.... so so good. and I watch a lot of comedy...
Being Poor Makes Me Cry!!!
Anyone else tear up during that song? Adam's a Class Act!👏👏
See y’all next week
Adam Ray is the man & hilarious. I’m so glad “Dr. Phil” really shined the light on him so we can see his comedy & all the podcast it’s a beautiful time for comedy!! Great show
I’d watch that serial killer birthday movie for sure lol
Dr. Phil (Adam) had me rolling during this podcast. Literal tears 🤣 such a funny guy.
Dr Phil and Louis CK are just wizards in their craft
Ohhhh… could you imagine if there were a birthday killer on the loose? Everyone would be scared on their birthday. They’d be like “did they catch em yet? No?!?! Shit! My birthday is tomorrow!”
Only clicked on it for Adam
The transplant stuff is old Karl Pilkington material
Just watch Dr Phil treat Bert like we ALL wanna treat him😂😂
Adam is the best!
39:15 " I don't know, I never followed up....I guess she's okay" sounded like a very sad but truthful statement.
Adam for a split Second thought about a Joke but gave up, it seemed to sad to follow up
I couldn’t believe my ears, if it was anyone else apart from Bort saying that I’d have assumed it was a joke 😨
Adam is the goat of podcast!👊🏿👑
I can work with this on a Monday
dr phil and bert is great cant wait for dr phil and dr phil
3:38 is where I made it to the podcast and said and I'm done
No one cares. 😂
@dustingroom7440 I love how that's all your comments. clearly you care with your mid running anime hair
lol it’s the same exact time I stopped watching it too no cap!!!! I went to the timestamp and it was literally 1 second ahead
“So that’s why your skin is so nice”. 😂😂 😂went right over Burt’s head. He actually thought Phil thinks his skin is nice🤣 Red and bloated…..🤌🏻🤌🏻
Just here for the Bert slander
That song was just wow. Amazingly well written and singing in a dr phil accent
well…we’ll be back.
i knew we were in for a treat when bert starts the show by listing off birthday for our entertainment...the power of Dr Phil has me watching bert
never mind.. his screeching laugh at himself is still the worst
I show up just to click the dislike button and then I’m gone. Here from podcast cringe
16:39 bro..... best I've ever seen
not even the one and only dr.phil could make me watch a bert only episode❤
dude lol same. I came to the comments. I feel like would be hour of Bert's hideous laughing and I'm a nice critic lol. I like Bert can't watch this though. The thumbnail and title immediately turned me off it's kinda crazy lol.
Y'all are lying sacks of shit lol y'all are watching but if you really aren't, you're missing out. He's putting Bert in his place 😂😂😂
Your fuckin up playa. First min Dr. Phil told Brent to shut up twice already.
Happy Bert day, and "D to the R" Phil....you are the best!!
More people need to treat bert like dr phil does
That song at the end was actually really good
Unfortunately, my hate for Bert outweighed my love for Ray/Dr. Phil ✌🏽