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  • @Austin-oq3nr
    @Austin-oq3nr 3 роки тому +775

    Red Forman, Ron Swanson, Dwight Shrute would have a great camping and fishing trip

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569  3 роки тому +33

      Yes lmao

    • @Rucha599
      @Rucha599 3 роки тому +9

      also joey from friends and luke from gilmore girls

    • @vampiregirlie
      @vampiregirlie 3 роки тому +78

      I feel like Red would think Dwight is a dumbass

    • @jedediahgordon4064
      @jedediahgordon4064 3 роки тому +10

      Red was high praise government, the other two werent..... so yeah maybe lol

    • @piersoncatchpole6300
      @piersoncatchpole6300 3 роки тому +25

      Red definitely would hate Dwight

  • @shane911
    @shane911 4 роки тому +598

    How he always kept such a straight face I’ll never comprehend he’s a brilliant actor

    • @j.ronnygibson
      @j.ronnygibson 4 роки тому +32

      He must had to do alot of takes just to stop laughing

    • @JohnnyC01
      @JohnnyC01 Рік тому

      Well he actually broke his char a few times but no one can blame him :D

    • @joshfactor1
      @joshfactor1 Рік тому

      there is actually an episode where he breaks

  • @arcanefury3666
    @arcanefury3666 4 роки тому +483

    The man only has 3 main insults and every one is great

  • @justincarballo6687
    @justincarballo6687 4 роки тому +1220

    The best father in sitcom television history

  • @jasetwells9335
    @jasetwells9335 3 роки тому +375

    “We all know the only ice you like is in your cocktails”
    😂 😂 😂 😂

  • @kamos548
    @kamos548 3 роки тому +244

    "It's called 'On the Road to in Your Ass' "
    - Red Forman, 1978

  • @Willverinerage
    @Willverinerage 4 роки тому +432

    "My head hurts"
    "That's your brain trying to comprehend it's own stupidity"
    I had to watch the video a second time, I was laughing so hard after that.

    • @Tmillea
      @Tmillea 4 роки тому +16

      I just watched that episode the other night. When Eric puked all over reds shoes I fing lost it

  • @kelvinbremont1341
    @kelvinbremont1341 4 роки тому +367

    You left out the other best part at the end.
    Hyde: That was like 8 burns in one sentence!!
    Donna: An octo-burn!!

  • @MrBoz07
    @MrBoz07 3 роки тому +67

    "a swift kick in the ass is not the solution to everything."
    "I got to disagree, Bob."

  • @jordannellos1087
    @jordannellos1087 4 роки тому +512

    And Red Foreman was the softy of his family xD.....

    • @kyokogodai-ir6hy
      @kyokogodai-ir6hy 4 роки тому +41

      Nope, it was his brother, the flake who liked to cry.

    • @gersonmendez5416
      @gersonmendez5416 4 роки тому +21

      He is the balanced of madness and ass kicking 😂

    • @waterboy91669
      @waterboy91669 4 роки тому +5

      The fuck makes you say that????

    • @SpeepFat
      @SpeepFat 4 роки тому +1

      @@waterboy91669 in the show it says it in a joke

    • @adamnovak7108
      @adamnovak7108 4 роки тому +1

      @@kyokogodai-ir6hy .

  • @ambsterdamn9953
    @ambsterdamn9953 4 роки тому +340

    Red Foreman and Hank Hill would be best friends.

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 4 роки тому +19

      Forman/Hill 2024! #Decision2024 #Campaign2024 #Vote2024 #YouDecide2024 #Election2024

    • @Rick_Sanchez_C137_
      @Rick_Sanchez_C137_ 4 роки тому +9

      Ambster Damn
      “I tell you what!”

    • @estebansanchez5195
      @estebansanchez5195 4 роки тому +8

      HankIm gonna kick your ass
      What do you say red I say I'm gonna put my foot in dales ass
      Dale runs ahhh
      Boomhauro dang ol dang ol man
      Bill chuckles
      Lol

    • @TheY2AProblem
      @TheY2AProblem 4 роки тому +23

      I don’t think so; Red likes the Packers and Hank likes the Cowboys.

    • @ambsterdamn9953
      @ambsterdamn9953 4 роки тому +7

      @@TheY2AProblem lol. Omg I forgot about that! It would be fun seeing them argue though. 😂😂😂

  • @granitegobbler95
    @granitegobbler95 3 роки тому +66

    “Everybody doesn’t research every product before they buy it”
    Sad reality on online shopping

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569  3 роки тому +7

      the amount of times i’ve ordered a DVD that ended up being only playable in Europe is sad.

  • @djtforever1414
    @djtforever1414 4 роки тому +239

    Red hated commies so much I'm surprised he liked the name Red.

  • @johnchristina1340
    @johnchristina1340 4 роки тому +84

    The last burn was a classic.

    • @waterboy91669
      @waterboy91669 4 роки тому +7

      "That was like eight burns in one sentence."

    • @jlh4jc
      @jlh4jc 4 роки тому +7

      Octoburn!

    • @bane9964
      @bane9964 3 роки тому

      I think it’s only 6 though.

    • @neilparmar5705
      @neilparmar5705 2 роки тому

      The whole video was great

  • @j.ronnygibson
    @j.ronnygibson 4 роки тому +80

    I want to see Red Foreman and Al Bundy have a conversation

    • @waynegacyii9010
      @waynegacyii9010 3 роки тому +8

      Today's soft society would melt , with that much truth in it.
      Can we throw in Sam Kinison and Andrew Dice Clay ?

    • @petervanbuskirk500
      @petervanbuskirk500 3 роки тому +1

      @@waynegacyii9010 throw Carlin in too. Watch out!

    • @alihammoud1028
      @alihammoud1028 3 роки тому

      And Gustavo from big time rush

    • @Coincollector81
      @Coincollector81 2 роки тому +1

      Add Archie bunker and Fred Sanford.

  • @eligebrown8998
    @eligebrown8998 3 роки тому +19

    Red Forman. The only man with stones big enough to straight up and tell his wife, he doesn't want her to go.

  • @Mike45-47Q
    @Mike45-47Q 4 роки тому +86

    I wish this show was still on. I watch it every night on the LAFF network. Most relatable show ever.

    • @dizzymisslizzy4569
      @dizzymisslizzy4569  4 роки тому +9

      My family and I watch it on LAFF during dinner lol.

    • @maxnoerenberg6370
      @maxnoerenberg6370 4 роки тому +3

      Unfortunately the spin off That 80s Show wasnt that popular...most likey it was without any of the main cast......even the british versoin of That 70s Show fromthe same producers / creators wasnt that popular

    • @Mike45-47Q
      @Mike45-47Q 4 роки тому +4

      @@maxnoerenberg6370 We could start a new one. That 90s show. It would be the same timeline as when the original started.

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 4 роки тому +1

      Not just on Laff! That '70s Show is also on IFC!

    • @maxnoerenberg6370
      @maxnoerenberg6370 4 роки тому +2

      ThisGuy Here don’t forget it’s also on Netflix

  • @alonzomartii
    @alonzomartii 4 роки тому +60

    mistletoe vs mistlefoot

  • @johndurham6172
    @johndurham6172 3 роки тому +21

    I love when he blames Donna for Eric failing his SAT's. "She hums up the works".

  • @RedPilgrim.
    @RedPilgrim. 4 роки тому +67

    4:25 *_Classic._* going to use it on people who ask stupid question.

    • @evilfairy85
      @evilfairy85 4 роки тому +2

      Indeed!! Like are u back from work already? No!! Im a freaking hologram!!
      Or when u hurt yourself severely......does it hurt? Nooo!! Im loving it I'm crying because I'm so damn happy!!

    • @eriksanchez1721
      @eriksanchez1721 4 роки тому +1

      No kidding. When I do my shifts at the ups store, I always get asked the dumbest questions. The most being “Do you have tape there? Do you ship stuff from there? Do you have boxes there”?

  • @gamblingyoda8522
    @gamblingyoda8522 3 роки тому +7

    He's so confident with the burns and really good at it🤣🤣

  • @joelinnen3132
    @joelinnen3132 4 роки тому +11

    “I wish I had 2000 feet” took me the fuck out

  • @nuggets8861
    @nuggets8861 3 роки тому +19

    *"my foot kicking your ass"*
    Beatiful

  • @cheechiajohri
    @cheechiajohri 4 роки тому +63

    Red Foreman the best dad ever 😂😂

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 4 роки тому +1

      Along with Hank Hill of King of the Hill!

    • @cheechiajohri
      @cheechiajohri 4 роки тому +1

      @@thisguyhere6641 damn I haven't seen that show since I was a kid. I just remember an episode where Bobby kept kicking his dad 😂😂

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 4 роки тому

      @@cheechiajohri The episode where Bobby kicks Hank in the nuts is, appropriately enough, "Bobby Goes Nuts."

    • @cheechiajohri
      @cheechiajohri 4 роки тому +1

      @@thisguyhere6641that was rather fitting,😂😂I just saw it thanks guy

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 4 роки тому +1

      @@cheechiajohri And appropriate enough for an episode title! You're welcome!

  • @chriskelly509
    @chriskelly509 3 роки тому +16

    Loved when he said " I haven't been this frosty since Korea "

  • @wayneadams9102
    @wayneadams9102 3 роки тому +11

    Red Forman is scarier than Clarence Boddicker.

  • @scottibrown3274
    @scottibrown3274 3 роки тому +10

    Red and Kitty don’t get enough love as sitcom parents, they are easily on of the bests

  • @Ingerimm
    @Ingerimm 4 роки тому +26

    It is OK to laugh at Red's insults.
    *It is also OK to laugh at Al Bundy's.*
    Laughing at the absurdity of over the top people is what keeps us chillin.

  • @TheY2AProblem
    @TheY2AProblem 4 роки тому +141

    How come we never see him actually kicking anyone’s ass? He said he did it in Korea but we never see him actually do it.

    • @isaac2990
      @isaac2990 4 роки тому +30

      Well he followed that ass kicking in Korea with "I don't want to talk about it" so I always just thought if that was a serious statement and not an exaggerated comment, I figured the actual event of as kicking that guy in Korea was slightly traumatic (maybe the Koreans bowel were fully unleashed on reds foot?) And he didn't feel like getting his foot covered in excrement ever again

    • @Glyvenator
      @Glyvenator 3 роки тому +7

      Because it was a family comedy. Can't have it shown really, it's enough that other characters always take it seriously

    • @RT42069
      @RT42069 3 роки тому +2

      That's the difference between Red and Hank Hill.

    • @sirbader1
      @sirbader1 3 роки тому +1

      Iwo Jima.*

    • @hahaimasian
      @hahaimasian Рік тому +1

      I don't think he will do it. It's just insults to other people's "stupidity" or being a smart mouth at him.

  • @Flexie1234
    @Flexie1234 4 роки тому +19

    Him and uncle Phil are the best dads on tv for me 😂

    • @43captrexkramer
      @43captrexkramer 3 роки тому

      I have to put Randy Marsh in the conversation. He's always involved in some kind of brilliant stupidity.

  • @GeorgeLiquor
    @GeorgeLiquor 3 роки тому +13

    I'm beyond disappointed that Red never came down to the basement and said "Bitches, leave!"

  • @josephhopkins2851
    @josephhopkins2851 3 роки тому +7

    He's actually got THE BEST burns on the show. Total savage.

  • @289rockstarr
    @289rockstarr 3 роки тому +17

    “Oh my god....... there’s a hundred morons in my basement” 😭😭😭

  • @JTR253
    @JTR253 4 роки тому +77

    2:34 At least we know that Red isn't Libertarian 😂

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 4 роки тому +23

      Or a dumbass socialist bitch like that Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez! Suffice it to say, Red's foot ought to super glue the lips from AOC's ass shut! BURN!!! #That70sShow #LOL

    • @pacolunalimon9929
      @pacolunalimon9929 4 роки тому +11

      @@thisguyhere6641 dude just shut the fuck up.

    • @thisguyhere6641
      @thisguyhere6641 4 роки тому +9

      @@pacolunalimon9929 DUMBASS!!!

    • @BrownBomber92181
      @BrownBomber92181 4 роки тому

      Ironically enough hes a pansy ass liberal 🤣

    • @JTR253
      @JTR253 4 роки тому +2

      @@thisguyhere6641 Found an incel. I bet that you'll pay $10k if AOC offered you to smell her farts.

  • @lrecollet
    @lrecollet 4 роки тому +32

    Clarence Boddicker was quite the smart ass before he became criminal in RoboCop

  • @doodlemanz8679
    @doodlemanz8679 4 роки тому +24

    4:19 he suggested a very good literature book.

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 роки тому

      Why is the entire scene shaking at 4:13? Did Red finally catch everyone smoking pot?

    • @doodlemanz8679
      @doodlemanz8679 3 роки тому

      @@carultch yeah that's what happens, I dont remember which episode but they catch him and the others smoking

  • @sh115067
    @sh115067 3 роки тому +15

    "If I had mistletoe, I'd kiss ya."
    "If I had missile foot , it'd be in your ass."
    That's one of the best lines I've ever heard

  • @rumble-roses
    @rumble-roses 3 роки тому +6

    I've loved Kurtwood Smith since Rambo, and Red Foreman has to be his best iconic role ever! And for some reason I find his acting style and bald look hot!

  • @davegoldspink5354
    @davegoldspink5354 3 роки тому +2

    😂🤣😂 Yeah old Red was a real legend and kids today really do need a Red Forman in their lives.

  • @MichaelSIngle-gn9qz
    @MichaelSIngle-gn9qz 4 роки тому +13

    2:45- still the funniest clip I've ever seen on TV.

    • @jonkessel1649
      @jonkessel1649 3 роки тому +2

      Sorry I disagree The Nanny when she has a tattoo on her bum and she goes to the doctor John Astin it says so how bad is it doctor John Astin without even looking up says it's worse than I thought it's cracked

  • @ShepardN7.
    @ShepardN7. 4 роки тому +15

    Hank Hill vs Red Forman battle of the foot in ass

  • @joshuabrooks4907
    @joshuabrooks4907 3 роки тому +3

    We need more dads like Red Forman in the world today.

  • @LucianUchiha
    @LucianUchiha 3 роки тому +6

    Fun fact: Eric is actually the first person in the series to call someone a dumb-ass.

  • @malikhuntley2007
    @malikhuntley2007 4 роки тому +5

    That pansy ass national guard line is one of my favorite Red Foreman lines.

  • @madcap47764
    @madcap47764 3 роки тому +3

    This was one of the best shows ever

  • @tylerchalmers863
    @tylerchalmers863 4 роки тому +9

    The elusive octoburn

  • @jd.garcia7555
    @jd.garcia7555 3 роки тому +3

    Dam u Netflix for taking this show off. Best show ever. My favorite Red moment is when he is teaching Fez the US history and Fez keeps saying Amedica and Red gets pissed and says ther is No Dam D in America

  • @gurudattgaonkar3225
    @gurudattgaonkar3225 3 роки тому +4

    You forgot "If I were a bird, I would fly right into the ceiling fan"

  • @summonedv1
    @summonedv1 4 роки тому +5

    The last one was the epic Octaburn!!

  • @tomms2112
    @tomms2112 3 роки тому +1

    Admin, you're a legend for compiling this! Salute.

  • @blazeboy06
    @blazeboy06 3 роки тому +5

    Red foreman and Al Bundy would be good friends

  • @ramonalvarez8559
    @ramonalvarez8559 3 роки тому +3

    2:27 he was on point about 2020.

  • @timburr4453
    @timburr4453 3 роки тому +11

    Seems like 75% of America had Red Forman or Jack Arnold as a father back in the 60's and 70s
    And we're better off for it

  • @jasonsmith7345
    @jasonsmith7345 3 роки тому +4

    Clarence Boneker didn’t die, he moved to Wisconsin and started a family.

  • @RT42069
    @RT42069 3 роки тому +5

    He would get along well with Hank Hill.

  • @cesaralejandro7725
    @cesaralejandro7725 3 роки тому +3

    I love red Forman.

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 3 роки тому +3

    When I grow up, I want to be like Red Foreman.

  • @axesoccer7887
    @axesoccer7887 3 роки тому +3

    5:01 my personal favorite

  • @bineshtuladhar4070
    @bineshtuladhar4070 4 роки тому +2

    Still the best sitcom for me

  • @RichardNixonsHippieRemoval
    @RichardNixonsHippieRemoval 3 роки тому +1

    "Bitches leave" - Red

  • @1andonlyzara
    @1andonlyzara 3 роки тому +3

    I’d love it if just one time, someone dared to say “Don’t sugarcoat it, Red. Tell us how you really feel.” lol

  • @mrgallbladder
    @mrgallbladder 3 роки тому +3

    2:39 best advice anyone can give to anybody.

  • @jerrykelliker1731
    @jerrykelliker1731 2 роки тому +1

    I loved this show. I binge watched the whole thing about a year ago.
    Then I remembered that it started sucking after Eric Forman left the show. I still watched it though, lol.

  • @marmitaa8619
    @marmitaa8619 3 роки тому +1

    I can listen to this guy for hours.

  • @carriebrown3355
    @carriebrown3355 3 роки тому +3

    Red Forman is the man

  • @priscilla1330
    @priscilla1330 4 роки тому +12

    Red foreman for president

    • @Coincollector81
      @Coincollector81 3 роки тому

      Al Bundy vice president and Archie bunker in the foreman cabinet.

  • @ronniewilliams2465
    @ronniewilliams2465 3 роки тому +3

    Red is like Fonzi. You never saw him fight someone, but you know “ It” is under the service, the ability to let it go! With zero empathy, and would enjoy it. Judge, jury, and executioner in one person. I have known guys like both. People like that, WILL pick up things! No such thing as a fair fight. And guess what, a stick upside the head, counts in kicking ass. Nobody ever told Clint Eastwood or John Wayne, “ I think that was a tie. Nope, it was an ass kicking.

  • @grantweaver831
    @grantweaver831 4 роки тому +5

    Red was a Chief in the Navy! Hooyah

  • @Evil_gremlin
    @Evil_gremlin 3 роки тому +4

    4:25 every time I see this part I bust out laughing

  • @johnnyslope
    @johnnyslope 4 роки тому +2

    That octoburn taffy the end hahah

  • @bmphil3400
    @bmphil3400 3 роки тому +2

    My wife says I am a combination of Red Foreman and Ron Swanson.....life is complete.

  • @nikorobinson6336
    @nikorobinson6336 3 роки тому +2

    Woman: is this the kitchen?
    Red:no it's a petting zoo
    Jeff Foxworthy: heres your sign

  • @kuliimjulischreiben
    @kuliimjulischreiben 3 роки тому +2

    “If that’s a Star Wars thing I’m gonna kick you in the ass.”

  • @bryanmcwhite9335
    @bryanmcwhite9335 3 роки тому +3

    2021 Rules forever

  • @sebastiansorsa1407
    @sebastiansorsa1407 3 роки тому +2

    Glad they saved the famous Octo-burn for last.

  • @markduncan8661
    @markduncan8661 3 роки тому +1

    In 1977 I was Eric Foreman and my dad was a big red headed ex-Navy Chief who was like a cross between Homer Simpson and Red Foreman only not as good looking or smart as either. As the years have gone by I'm now a lot like Homer and Red and have a lot of respect for them. But I'm married to Peg Bundy. I'll take it.

  • @Grendelmk1
    @Grendelmk1 4 роки тому +1

    Now all I can see is Clarence Boddicker doing that little shoulder wiggle and saying "Ooooh, Feet, feet feet! C'mon Sal, I never miss a game..."

  • @wonkothesane8691
    @wonkothesane8691 3 роки тому +2

    Somewhere between Red Foreman and Uncle Phil, that's my Dad. God, I miss him.

  • @FoxDemonMaster
    @FoxDemonMaster 2 роки тому

    Uncle Phil, Al Bundy, Ron Swanson and Raymond Holt these are the my all time favorite tv dads

  • @1pcfred
    @1pcfred 4 роки тому +2

    Clarence Boddicker was a good parent in the witness protection program.

  • @shinkaiatsuya950
    @shinkaiatsuya950 2 роки тому +1

    Best line outside of Foot in Ass:
    Kitty: Red do you think I'm smart?
    Red: Oh is that what we're goimg to do today? We're gonna fight?

  • @Shinyslaking64
    @Shinyslaking64 3 роки тому +2

    1:57 that's just truth 😅

  • @jcmee91
    @jcmee91 3 роки тому +1

    The best one for last, nice.

  • @TWRLS92
    @TWRLS92 3 роки тому +1

    48% foot in ass
    48% dumbass
    4% incredibly clever comebacks
    100% straight savage

  • @kerryegan3091
    @kerryegan3091 2 роки тому +1

    “Kelso: Just a classic case of foot stuck in vase”.
    “Red: Well get it out. Or you’ll have a classic case of foot stuck in ass”. 😂😂😂🥰🥰🥰

  • @bwanadave76
    @bwanadave76 3 роки тому +1

    Red should have tried that line on Robocop!😂🤣😅

  • @Transporter_Not_Statham
    @Transporter_Not_Statham 3 роки тому +3

    1:43 the beginning of Clarence Boddicker vs cops 😁

  • @Danimal1177
    @Danimal1177 4 роки тому +1

    Any time I think or want to say "dumbass", I hear Red's voice.

  • @NoahWiggle
    @NoahWiggle 2 роки тому +1

    3:05 the reason why i came here from spongebob edited videos is because of this part

  • @UncleIJT
    @UncleIJT 2 роки тому +1

    Put Red in a movie or cable not local tv. He’d really kick someone butt

  • @masqerader
    @masqerader 3 роки тому +1

    the dreaded octoburn

  • @Mnjake96
    @Mnjake96 3 роки тому +1

    The only reason I keep Netflix.

  • @Allencartercomix
    @Allencartercomix 4 роки тому +1

    Nice touch ending with Red's " octo-burn.".😄

  • @devx420
    @devx420 3 роки тому +1

    Kurtwood Smith is epic asf

  • @gaminghq97
    @gaminghq97 3 роки тому +1

    Top tier show

  • @JustinEvitable80
    @JustinEvitable80 4 роки тому +3

    0:41
    Laura not hiding her laughter very well. But that's common with her & Mila.

    • @TonyisToking
      @TonyisToking 2 роки тому

      I think it’s written in. Many of us have had a girl that their hard Ass dad got more along with than us. Donna is that girl.

  • @arissarodriguez6765
    @arissarodriguez6765 2 роки тому +1

    0:01 will be branded in my brain for the rest of my life✋😎

  • @QazwerDave
    @QazwerDave 4 роки тому +1

    Oh no !!
    That last one needs the reaction after !!

  • @teddybeer6206
    @teddybeer6206 3 роки тому

    Him, Uncle Phil and Al Bundy: my favorite TV dads.

  • @thisismagacountry1318
    @thisismagacountry1318 4 роки тому

    I could see Red as Heisenberg's main competition, with Fez as his Pinkman.