BRO IM ABOUT TO LAUGH AT THE VID AND I GET THE MOST HORRIBLE ADS EVER. LIKE CHILDREN HOSPITAL HELP IT LOOKS LIKE I AM LAUGHING AT kids with cancer. make the ads not sad please
A horse walks into a bar, and y'know, it's a joke, the horse is allowed in the bar so that's fine. So this horse, he walks into the bar. It doesn't matter that it's a boy horse - it could be a girl horse or whatever. Um, not important to the joke. so th-the horse, he walks into the bar and-and y'know, he walks up to the the barkeep. There's y'know the guy behind the counter. It's an old timey saloon type bar. Um, you know Wild West sort of, sort of thing. So- so the horse he walks into the bar and he walks into the barkeep um, and he says uh because it's a talking horse it's- it's the horse can talk. It's very important to the- the joke that the horse can talk. So this talking horse - again important, very important it's a talking horse. The- the talking horse walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep and- and- and he says- well before he says anything to the barkeep he puts- he takes his hoof and he puts it up onto the bar um and- and oh wait wait wait no no the horse the horse isn't... the horse has a bloody hoof. The- the - the horse's hoof is bloody it's very important to the joke um that the horse has a bloody hoof. So this horse he's walking with his bloody hoof and he walks into the bar and he puts his- his bloody hoof up onto the bar and that's really not very sanitary is it? But it's fine it's- it's a joke um and- and oh also the- the- the horse because you know his- his hoof is- is bloody and it's injured and he- he's limping. He's not walking it's a limping talking horse, very VERY important, bloody hoof, walking- limping, limping horse um and the horse can talk. OKAY so the- the horse he walks into the bar- limps into the bar. The- the horse limps into the bar, um and- and he walks- limps, limps, limping horse bloody hoof, uh the- the- the horse limps up to the bar and- and he puts his hoof up onto the bar, uh it- it's bleeding, again the limping horse. Let me try that again. Uh the horse limps into the bar and the horse limps- limps up to the barkeep, so and- and again remember the horse can talk because it's a joke um it's very important um. So the the horse walks into a bar- limps into a bar. the horse walk- horse limps into the bar uh, and- and the horse walks- limps, limps up to the barkeep uh and- and he- he puts his- his hoof up onto the bar, his bloody hoof up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my pa'." OH WAIT NO IT WAS A DOG! oh okay so- so this dog walks into the bar um dog talking dog the dog can talk it's very important that the dog can talk and it's a dog not a horse that's the kind of, you know, it's really important to the joke. Um so the dog walks into the bar and he walks up- limps, limping, limping dog. The dog has a bloody hoof - that's silly dog- dogs don't have hooves. It's not a horse, it's a dog, he's got a bloody paw um and- and- and- and the dog, he walks into the bar and he walks - limps - the dog limps into the bar and the dog limps up to the barkeep and- and the- the talking dog because again he can still talk and it- it still doesn't matter that it's a boy dog girl dog or whatever um none of that matters but it does matter that the- the dog can talk and the dog's allowed in the bar uh and- and- and- and he's got a bloody paw um so he- he walks up to the bar - LIMPS! the dog LIMPS into the bar uh and- and the the dog LIMPS up to the barkeep and- he puts his paw his- his bloody paw up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my pa'." get it? Cause pa' like- like the- man pa' sounds like paw like- like the dogs pa'. No wait hold on, Pa as in like my pa and paw as in the- the dogs foot except y'know, it's a paw, not a foot.
the problem with a lot of these "chat tries to get streamer to laugh" videos is that chat's humor isnt curated to what the streamer would find funny, so most of the time the streamer is just vaguely uncomfortable or doesnt get the reference. that said the obama horse/dog joke is genuinely the best and funniest use of this format ☝️
take a shot for every balls/shit/cum/gooning mention, it just ends up being throwing shit at the wall til something sticks. juvenile spam that wasn't even funny the first time. there are some funny chatters tho its just the few annoying people
@icantthinkstraight8853 true, but fans also have their senses of humor from other sources than the streamer, and sometimes wires get crossed. stuff like homestuck references and overly sexual dialogue which i havent really seen on matt's channel otherwise, yk?
I was thinking "Oh the best way to get him to laugh would be something super short after that long one, like just saying "Balls" and then not even 3 seconds later someone does exactly that.
I’m really excited for the new movie,” I exclaimed with excitement! Little did I know, it would be a feature, a creature feature. Featuring The Creature
20:10 holy shit the mountain of smiling bodies watches anothermatt? Damn, didn't know it had based youtube content creator tastes. Now if only it stopped breaching every time a few clerks died.
BRO IM ABOUT TO LAUGH AT THE VID AND I GET THE MOST HORRIBLE ADS EVER. LIKE CHILDREN HOSPITAL HELP IT LOOKS LIKE I AM LAUGHING AT kids with cancer. make the ads not sad please
You monster…
HOW DARE YOU‼️‼️‼️‼️😡 joke
W laughing moment
The horse turning into a dog half way through the story always gets me lmao
Remember its a talking dog, very important to the joke
The Horse bit kept me entertained for over an hour in the stream, and the payoff was even funnier the second time
No remember it's a dog VERY Important to the story
A horse walks into a bar, and y'know, it's a joke, the horse is allowed in the bar so that's fine. So this horse, he walks into the bar. It doesn't matter that it's a boy horse - it could be a girl horse or whatever. Um, not important to the joke. so th-the horse, he walks into the bar and-and y'know, he walks up to the the barkeep. There's y'know the guy behind the counter. It's an old timey saloon type bar. Um, you know Wild West sort of, sort of thing. So- so the horse he walks into the bar and he walks into the barkeep um, and he says uh because it's a talking horse it's- it's the horse can talk. It's very important to the- the joke that the horse can talk. So this talking horse - again important, very important it's a talking horse. The- the talking horse walks into the bar and he walks up to the barkeep and- and- and he says- well before he says anything to the barkeep he puts- he takes his hoof and he puts it up onto the bar um and- and oh wait wait wait no no the horse the horse isn't... the horse has a bloody hoof. The- the - the horse's hoof is bloody it's very important to the joke um that the horse has a bloody hoof. So this horse he's walking with his bloody hoof and he walks into the bar and he puts his- his bloody hoof up onto the bar and that's really not very sanitary is it? But it's fine it's- it's a joke um and- and oh also the- the- the horse because you know his- his hoof is- is bloody and it's injured and he- he's limping. He's not walking it's a limping talking horse, very VERY important, bloody hoof, walking- limping, limping horse um and the horse can talk. OKAY so the- the horse he walks into the bar- limps into the bar. The- the horse limps into the bar, um and- and he walks- limps, limps, limping horse bloody hoof, uh the- the- the horse limps up to the bar and- and he puts his hoof up onto the bar, uh it- it's bleeding, again the limping horse. Let me try that again. Uh the horse limps into the bar and the horse limps- limps up to the barkeep, so and- and again remember the horse can talk because it's a joke um it's very important um. So the the horse walks into a bar- limps into a bar. the horse walk- horse limps into the bar uh, and- and the horse walks- limps, limps up to the barkeep uh and- and he- he puts his- his hoof up onto the bar, his bloody hoof up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my pa'." OH WAIT NO IT WAS A DOG! oh okay so- so this dog walks into the bar um dog talking dog the dog can talk it's very important that the dog can talk and it's a dog not a horse that's the kind of, you know, it's really important to the joke. Um so the dog walks into the bar and he walks up- limps, limping, limping dog. The dog has a bloody hoof - that's silly dog- dogs don't have hooves. It's not a horse, it's a dog, he's got a bloody paw um and- and- and- and the dog, he walks into the bar and he walks - limps - the dog limps into the bar and the dog limps up to the barkeep and- and the- the talking dog because again he can still talk and it- it still doesn't matter that it's a boy dog girl dog or whatever um none of that matters but it does matter that the- the dog can talk and the dog's allowed in the bar uh and- and- and- and he's got a bloody paw um so he- he walks up to the bar - LIMPS! the dog LIMPS into the bar uh and- and the the dog LIMPS up to the barkeep and- he puts his paw his- his bloody paw up onto the bar and he says to the bartender, "I'm lookin' fer the man that shot my pa'." get it? Cause pa' like- like the- man pa' sounds like paw like- like the dogs pa'. No wait hold on, Pa as in like my pa and paw as in the- the dogs foot except y'know, it's a paw, not a foot.
incredible story, thank you
and he still didn't add that the PAW was bleeding, not the hoof. After all that stuttering and details are still missing.
the problem with a lot of these "chat tries to get streamer to laugh" videos is that chat's humor isnt curated to what the streamer would find funny, so most of the time the streamer is just vaguely uncomfortable or doesnt get the reference. that said the obama horse/dog joke is genuinely the best and funniest use of this format ☝️
take a shot for every balls/shit/cum/gooning mention, it just ends up being throwing shit at the wall til something sticks. juvenile spam that wasn't even funny the first time. there are some funny chatters tho its just the few annoying people
it kinda is tho, a lot of times the fans inheret the humor of the streamer
@icantthinkstraight8853 true, but fans also have their senses of humor from other sources than the streamer, and sometimes wires get crossed. stuff like homestuck references and overly sexual dialogue which i havent really seen on matt's channel otherwise, yk?
I was thinking "Oh the best way to get him to laugh would be something super short after that long one, like just saying "Balls" and then not even 3 seconds later someone does exactly that.
that was my exact thought process LMAO like you gotta catch him off guard
That part played right when I was reading your comment too lol
The knuckles one was the best one 🗣🔥
The obama horse ""joke""" was the reason why everything was so delayed lmao
So theres this horse...
OH GOD I FORGOT ABOUT THE WHEATLEY
it's a DOG not a HORSE
21:31 DUDE I'M CRYING WHY DID TRUMP REPLACE KNUCKLES WHAT IS GOING ON 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
I'm glad I'm not the only one who thought he sounded like Trump on a phone speaker.
The horse bit is just edging in joke form
6:00 Homestuck? in my another matt video? its more likely than you think
when i hear that i totally did acrobatic fucking PIROUETTE off the handle and won like a medal or some shit
Matts humor is litterly just balls
The Obama horse joke killed me
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11:25 I only just discovered I wasn't able to do this.
This video really helped on my journey to find myself.
6:00 which one of you guys submitted homestuck im coming for you.
37:07 I feel like the best bits of this stream were when the voice bots just completely broke this is way too fucking funny
peter griffin reading page 4 of homestuck did things to my head that i really dont like
Bro obama just stealing callmecarson bits is amazing lmao
21:13 I'm not entirely sure why but i think this one is my favorite
Man that Bar joke was like... beating a dead horse. Or was it a dog?
Darknx19 carried this entire video, i got invested
Help me another matt playing issac, vicfis has me held hostage in basement
20:10 Bait used to be- HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE MOUNTAIN OF SMILING BODIES
neonomi did it first..
33:15 what 😭
29:00 made me laugh way harder then i should have
I’m really excited for the new movie,” I exclaimed with excitement!
Little did I know, it would be a feature, a creature feature.
Featuring
The Creature
got homestuck jumpscared like 6 minutes in
37:36 Didn't Damocles already activate when he got hit by the spike when he took Incubus?
Darknx19, I know exactly what video you’re quoting and you are my hero
5:24 we pogged at the same time
holy crap this was some mindbreak torture shit lol
20:10 holy shit the mountain of smiling bodies watches anothermatt? Damn, didn't know it had based youtube content creator tastes. Now if only it stopped breaching every time a few clerks died.
5:59 i feel like i just got SHOT. homestuck mentioned???
That optimus prime noise lmao 7:50
6:00 HOMESTUCK REFERENCE????????
Love the bisexual background on some of the images.
absolute cinema
Truly the isaac gameplay of all time.
I feel a bit bad for the UA-cam only viewers who have to witness this.
🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍 🐍
1:44 I MADE IT IN THE VIDEO LFGGGGGGGG
Heh, just finished the run with starting treasure vis
5 DMG at womb + lots of actives vas horrid, but Book of the Dead + BBFS ruled.
Being the first one in the vid will always feel good lmao, but in reality we are all funny af
wish i was there for the stream, seemed like tons of fun!
skbiidi matt toilet
Wiz is good?
Miss you Matt
plum
YEAHHHH PLUM uploaded
damn you have the un-funniest chat ever
why is his satanic bible quality 3
The Obama thing isn’t funny omfg it’s annoying
The Obama bar joke is just annoying
We need some sort of horse joke copypasta
Matt’s audience sense of humour is extremely childish. Makes sense as the people are watching an adult play an M rated game.
If you think that's bad, check Pyro's audience. Pure slop
Not a bad game but yeah audiences in current times are braindead. Take for example caseoh.
@@TheThird-3no you are wrong im very smart i got the best grade on the prostate exam
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