@@bradbradleys6091 ... just get one of those upside down brush thingies you put on the front porch to get the mud off yer boots... then drag yer ass across it like a dog on the front lawn with an itchy butt!
That old Sears and Roebuck's catalog was good for many things. We did not have a TV. Growing up I would spend hours looking through the toys. Until I got interested in girls. I found the women's under ware section interesting and educational. My teacher had us write letters to Santa. And tell him what we wanted for Christmas. Took me awhile to figure out why the teacher got mad at me. All I asked for, was the girl on page 257. That book was good for many things. Wipe your butt, start a fire, prop up the kitchen table. And when I could not go out side I would make paper airplanes.
Greetings from Australia. Same problems here . Too many greedy people hording . Called the toilet paper virus . Thanks so much for the fun song . Be strong , spread the cheer & be kind to each other
Alan Reynolds Our Govt needs to stop these gangs of shoppers going to store’s everywhere buying up our staples, dropping it all to a warehouse which is then loaded into shipping containers and then shipped to China. A friends son is a truck driver and says he sometimes picks up four shipping containers to drop them off to the port or rail. We have our export duties, but these loads are filled with goods purchased from our supermarkets, which then affects the communities. This type of buying and shipping has been going on for years. NaN baby formula was and still is going the same way. I think the Govt should stop the exports of our essentials for now so the public is taken care of during this crisis, but of course we know the Govt doesn’t care about its citizens
@Nana Anderson Hi Nana . Our supermarkets have a one hour dedicated window for elderly & disabled card holders to shop without bustling crowds to get produce . Great idea .
I love it!!! I just explained to my grand-daughter (7yrs) today how a long time ago, my mom and her family used the Sears catalog for toilet paper. She said, “Nana, what’s a Sears catalog?” 😕
I remember my grandparents, way out in the boonies of Louisiana, had a two holer in the backyard with a big thick Sears-Roebuck catalog in it with a lot of pages torn out.
I was thinking back to my "growing up" years as I listened to this. I grew up with an old privy outback, where a Montgomery Wards magazine was kept. We didn't have running water, unless I ran to the well to draw a bucket. I was in high school before we had a tv. Our phone was on a party line. I fished at the "crick", and mom fried up whatever I caught. Fried chicken every Sunday. Ever truck had a rifle or shotgun in the rack, depending on the season. We took our guns to school, to go huntin' after school got out. That is, if we didn't skip school the opening day of rabbit or quail season. If folks driving by saw us out, they'd stop to visit. Been many a sweet tea offered up to visitors out on that old front porch. Now, we rarely speak to each other, and many don't know their neighbors. As kids, we had farm chores, rode in the back of the pick-up truck, vehicles didn't have seat belts, we swam in the cattle pond, drank water from a bucket with a dipper. Now I wonder about today, and how some of the cupcakes we have running about would, or even if they could make it if we were to go back to simpler times. Be well everybody. And God bless us all, if he hasn't turned his back to us yet.
@@chuckychuck But are they? You'll find they walked in as well... Horse evolution is a very good study as well, because they're not in human history the whole time at all. The best part is taking this knowledge and then trying to make sense of when cars and planes became available to the public. Man, it's crazy to see, because the number of mixed children today is beautiful!!! Never been so many people on Earth before. It's actually a concern for some.
LOL, Are you sure you didn't get that from an episode of South Park? LOL :). Like when Mr. Mackey was trying to find out who took a big, meaty chud, or a fudge dragon, or a dookie in the school's urinal in the boys bathroom? LOL :)
See they don’t always sing about horses, tractors, trucks, drinking or losing their women. They sing of other things too. Right on guys. 👍 thanks! We’re too dam pampered. We have forgotten that not everything in life is Angel Soft or Quilted Northern.
@@retiredelevenbravo8565 Yeah, well, that's what they are doing -- the strongest of the species survives. I just don't think it has to be forced so much. Or, not at all.
I 100% agree. We will get through this Covid-19 shit, I am sure of it. The media is to blame for the panic and mass hysteria/panic buying wiping the shelves clean.
Personally I think it’s sad that there is people who run out and buy up all the toilet paper and the hell with everybody else I feel it’s ok to get what you need and use what you take but some people are taking it a little to far just my opinion which don’t mean much have a nice night
Greedy pigs are buying up all the groceries so they can sit home and pig out all day. I can't even get basic food items unless I'm at the right place at the right time.
all those idiots bought TP not realizing the virus is a respiratory issue, not an intestinal issue. And they don't realize the so-called hand sanitizer doesn't work on the Corona virus, only basic soap, hand soap, dish soap, shampoo, etc.
@Debra Frazier well, it's been scientifically proven that how well those work is directly related to the size of ones buttocks, multiplied by how much excitement they produce. The bigger the buttocks, and the more excriment is produced, the less cleaning a small travel size tissue can handle. Do the math. 😁
Being older from rural Kentucky,, I thought that song was funny,,,, then I started crying, and being proud,,,because that way we were raised back home in the 60's
I have used corn cobs and that's where I learned about the term " rough as a cob ". Required a delicate touch. Haven't thought of that in many years. Thanks for the laughs. Great song!
I've traveled the globe and to be sure, no country has a monopoly on good or bad folks, common sense, kindness or foolishness. There are good people and jerks are to be found in every country.
These two men are what makes our Country really great. They have what is called "FAITH." They also have kindness in their hearts. We are in the same age bracket...I certain I am a few years older.......but we are the ones the younger generation makes fun of because we can't "multitask." My generation discovered, and refined, "multitasking".......we can sneeze, fart, laugh, pee, crap, all at the same time.
I’ve been one of those broken spirits since I lost my son to the g-d heroin. You guys made me laugh and I don’t much anymore. Thanks for that. Don’t know why you call yourselves morons. You make more sense than most folks. I’ve buried all the ones I used to respect. You guys remind me of that good old fashioned sense of humor they had.
As a kid, one of my chores was to fill the big corncob bucket that hung just inside the outhouse door. Toilet was built as to let the crap and cobs roll down the hill behind!
My Grandma here in Germany told me that it was normal to use newspaper after the war (the best use for it, as you sing). I'm sure it was that way during the Depression in the US. Thanks for the song boys. Your humor and songs keep my spirits high. Bless you boys, stay well!
Back in the 50s? I remember diggiing several in the mid 1990s! We had to plan well in advance as winter/frozen ground starts in november and ends in aprilish generally.
I wonder why it is called a him-roid? Do women get her-roids? it is probably called a him-roid because of men getting into places they shouldn't be in.
Kowboy USA ,That’s funny you said that ,I’m told that during the Civil War ,There were people that collected mullein for the officers ,they were called Butt Boys ,I believe it to be true !!!
“Although the leaves feel soft and fuzzy they do not make good "wild" toilet paper as the small hairs can get stuck in your skin which is very uncomfortable”....another forager stated...🤷🏼♀️desperate times call for desperate measures 🤷🏼♀️
There are a group of us left in this world today that thirst for good clean shows and humor. Thank you for keeping it clean. Thank you for showing you aren’t led by what’s popular in this world of “anything goes”!
Make sure to have some skin lotion around, then. Ink is toxic. Grandma still has problems decades later. Maybe make pulp to wash it out and then dry new paper out of it?
I once paid my brother 5 pounds UK money for his t shirt so I could wipe my arse after I took a dump on the rail tracks and best thing about I had to give him half because he needed a dump who needs toilet roll when you got ya brothers t shirt lol
I just heard that Costco is not allowing anyone to return Toilet paper, water, hand sanitizer, and Lysol. In a way I am happy, but on other way I also heard that people are returning the toilet paper because they are now unemployed and need the cash for food. Go figure
@@georgebarker622 ... there's an old phrase out there about stupid people: Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot. (just need to update that for the situation)
The stores did this. They are not restocking the shelves. Makes everyone panic. Gov. is behind this. Normal people shop, the shelves don't get restocked and they get empty. I believe this is what happened. Around the world. Give me a break.
It is so stupid that people are hoarding toilet paper. People won't be using any more than normal. What are they thinking? It's really cringeworthy that people are like a bunch of sheep following each other without thinking about why they're doing what they're doing.
Yep in my country we’ve even got a tree called the Toilet paper tree cause that’s exactly what you can use it’s leaves for, note the leaves are fluffy on one side LoL 😃🔥❤️
Thank you for this the world tends to forget humor and love are the best in the worst of times. I Love the song. It reminds me of how I was raised. Take care a God Bless you.
I found out why from a guy at my local supermarket. With everything going on, you need a sense of humor, otherwise it could bring you down. He said people want to make sure their @ss is nice and clean before they kiss it goodbye. 🤣
If you are leaving your body, and earth will be destroyed by fire, what's the big deal with tp anway? Soon as the Lord comes, you gonna crap your pants anyway!!!
@Kathleen R. get you a good old fashioned corn cob there Kathleen, like ole George Washington used !!.....that's the ruff sandpaper like thing, what the kernels are attached to.......what the little yellows things are, what comes in a can...in case or a millenial...
@Ken, 🔴 WHOA!!!.....That's a REALLY bad idea!! Crapping in the bathtub is even WORSE than vomiting in a sink instead of the toilet!..... A friend threw-up in my sink once and it took me 40-MINUTES to disassemble the downpipe and P-trap to unclog it,....UGH!!....don't NEVER throw up in the sink!!.... And for that same reason you DON'T want to crap in the bathtub,... You're NOT gonna be able to squish the crap down through the holes of that little drain with your toes!.... .....and since the plumbin' on a tub-drain is normally NOT readily-accessible you're going to be in some AWFULl messy (and SMELLY) trouble!.... Speaking of bidets, I've had one in my house for over 30 years now and wouldn't wanna live without it!! I'm fond of tellin' my friends that my ass is cleaner than their face because once I wash-it my pants cover-it from gettin' dirty again, whereas their FACE is exposed ALL THE TIME!!...Hehhehheh.
@Kathleen R. ... the problem with all of them there disposable products is that someone else has to handle them when you are done. (trash, recycling, etc) If you wash stuff instead of throwing it away then we'd all be in better shape!
In Nova Scotia, Canada I remember the Sear catalogue plus others and they came out seasonal. And yes, they went to the outhouse. When I and my friends tell our grandchildren they look at us in utter Disbelief. But this song tells it ALL. Thank you, it brings back memories. God bless you
This run on Toilet Paper Confirmed two things for me. 1) that some people have their priorities messed up 2) that my long-standing opinion that far too many people are Full of it was right on the money!
When I was a kid my grandparents had a double seater out house it was the only one in the county, folks came from miles around to read the Sears catalog ☺
Thanks guys I really needed a laugh right now things are nuts out there you know I don't know what the deal is with all the stuff a bird flying off the shelves and all thank you so much for making people laugh thank you.
The only hard time with is people emptying the shelves and I drive truck and cant find much food to get me my on the weekends..well folks this isnt really bad but now you know what you can expect from the human race when the crap really hits the fan. Pritty sad considering we are SUPPOSED to be the only intelligent life form in this solar system.
Humans are pack animals. Mob mentality is very contagious. Riots, spending habits, social habits, etc etc. Some people go beyond, think, and do for others at the very least don't hoard.
@@marilyngrass416 thanks I appreciate the offer. At home I always have plenty and have no problems sharing with neighbors when hard times like these arise.
elige brown My husband is a truck driver. He almost never eats out. You need a microwave and an ice chest. Stock up when you can, with what you can. You can even scramble eggs in a microwave. He uses paper bowls and plastic forks and spoons because cleaning uses to much water. Bags of prepackaged salad will last 5 or 6 days, just add some deli meat for a healthy lunch. Frozen dinners of what ever you can get nowadays. I know it’s challenging to find what you need, but it can be done.
“Weeds, leaves, and a handful of grass, plenty of things to.. clean yourself”.. lol I see what ya did there.
Haha yeah I seen that too....
Me tree
Was about to say the same thing!
I kept thinking the other word
Yourself doesnt time as well as ASS
This is the real America--people with resilience and humor; and pretty good finger pickin'!!
Better to pick your banjo than to pick your.... well, you know the rest....
Amen brother
@@Titan52berg ... self :-)
Well, we’ll see.
@@Titan52berg 🙈🙉🙊 😎
Bravo gentlemen! I have always believed America’s Heartland would be the last hope to save our great nation...
A dying breed in this Nation.... Stay healthy fellas, we need you
"There's weed & leaves & handful of grass...
All kinds of ways you can clean...yourselves"
LOL
I enjoyed that as well
@@bradbradleys6091 ... just get one of those upside down brush thingies you put on the front porch to get the mud off yer boots... then drag yer ass across it like a dog on the front lawn with an itchy butt!
😂 yeah wasnt quite expecting that line to end that way. 🤷🏼♀️😂
These guys are a Act
Yes, I kind of expected that to end "all kinds of ways to clean your mass" since it rhymes and all
That old Sears and Roebuck's catalog was good for many things. We did not have a TV. Growing up I would spend hours looking through the toys. Until I got interested in girls. I found the women's under ware section interesting and educational. My teacher had us write letters to Santa. And tell him what we wanted for Christmas. Took me awhile to figure out why the teacher got mad at me. All I asked for, was the girl on page 257. That book was good for many things. Wipe your butt, start a fire, prop up the kitchen table. And when I could not go out side I would make paper airplanes.
Randy Hilgeman I like bird hunting, the Double Breasted Bed Thrasher can be a challenge. An awfully expensive hunt though.
Was this part of the conspiracy?
No sears catalog, and sears going under, right before this virus thing?
@@knuckledraggingneanderthal720 very true
@Randy Hilgeman then your troubles began.
We used sears catalog for a booster seat ,
Thank heaven for the big city yella pages! Dern phone book is 7 fingers thick. Only need one sheet too!
"don't use no burlap"....Haha! The world needs more folks like y'all. God bless. Keep on a rollin.....
stobbinsboy The Little Brown Shack Outback by Billy Edd Wheeler is appropriate for this time.
Learn something new from the good ol days. Great job men!
So agreed with the agreed papers. 😆😆😆. This story rings more true today than when you wrote it.
This was better than any new country song that came out lately.👍
I like these boys! 👍
Better than any from the last 25 plus years!
@@01trsmar I don't know about the past 25 years. We've had some good country in the past 25 years. But it is better than most In the past 25 years.
@@OscarMoreno-qo8km I bought 499 Rolls of Paper towel.. Cut them into 1/4s width wise with a sharp knife.. Now i have 200 rolls baby
@@horseplop9 lol, that's very cunning.
Greetings from Australia. Same problems here . Too many greedy people hording . Called the toilet paper virus . Thanks so much for the fun song . Be strong , spread the cheer & be kind to each other
Hoarders should be arrested.
Heard from a neice her in laws one son at home 90 rolls hoarded Mauritans! Seems the worst hoarders are all foreigner's based on what I'm hearing.
Alan Reynolds Our Govt needs to stop these gangs of shoppers going to store’s everywhere buying up our staples, dropping it all to a warehouse which is then loaded into shipping containers and then shipped to China. A friends son is a truck driver and says he sometimes picks up four shipping containers to drop them off to the port or rail. We have our export duties, but these loads are filled with goods purchased from our supermarkets, which then affects the communities. This type of buying and shipping has been going on for years. NaN baby formula was and still is going the same way. I think the Govt should stop the exports of our essentials for now so the public is taken care of during this crisis, but of course we know the Govt doesn’t care about its citizens
@@billhuber2964 our supermarkets have a no return policy on hoarded goods for when this madness stops . Spread kindness
@Nana Anderson Hi Nana . Our supermarkets have a one hour dedicated window for elderly & disabled card holders to shop without bustling crowds to get produce . Great idea .
This song was HILARIOUS, and I loved the Bible verse in the beginning! Amen to that! A merry heart is good like a medicine, indeed! God bless!
I love it!!! I just explained to my grand-daughter (7yrs) today how a long time ago, my mom and her family used the Sears catalog for toilet paper. She said, “Nana, what’s a Sears catalog?” 😕
Hi from south Carolina I remember doing that .and that catalog. Thank for memory .God bless
When you used the Sears catalog: when you got to the Harnesses you knew it was green apple time.....
"I'm going to tear up my old clothes and use them for rags." "Don't give me no burlap." lol!!!!!
One of the best lines. 👍
It's not flushable, but it will quickly decompose!!! Lol
Damn that a brilliant idea
Wash like diapers. Diapers been out of stock a long time.
You can use face cloths or cut up a towel and make some cloths which can be washed. Same as baby cloth nappies.
I remember my grandparents, way out in the boonies of Louisiana, had a two holer in the backyard with a big thick Sears-Roebuck catalog in it with a lot of pages torn out.
Mine too.
We had a Farmer's Almanac hanging on a hook.
LOL ,!
I'm old enough that it was my father's generation that did that during the Depression. I've always wondered .. were the pages slick back then? Lol
"... Like Leaves and Weeds and a Handful of *GRASS* , All kinds of ways you can clean your *SELF* ...." BRILLIANT!
Well this would be on the Radio when America was America up till the late 80's - brings back good memories..good pickin' y'all from SC !
I was thinking back to my "growing up" years as I listened to this. I grew up with an old privy outback, where a Montgomery Wards magazine was kept. We didn't have running water, unless I ran to the well to draw a bucket. I was in high school before we had a tv. Our phone was on a party line. I fished at the "crick", and mom fried up whatever I caught. Fried chicken every Sunday. Ever truck had a rifle or shotgun in the rack, depending on the season. We took our guns to school, to go huntin' after school got out. That is, if we didn't skip school the opening day of rabbit or quail season. If folks driving by saw us out, they'd stop to visit. Been many a sweet tea offered up to visitors out on that old front porch. Now, we rarely speak to each other, and many don't know their neighbors. As kids, we had farm chores, rode in the back of the pick-up truck, vehicles didn't have seat belts, we swam in the cattle pond, drank water from a bucket with a dipper. Now I wonder about today, and how some of the cupcakes we have running about would, or even if they could make it if we were to go back to simpler times. Be well everybody. And God bless us all, if he hasn't turned his back to us yet.
Old uncle taught me about using corn cob. Takes off some of the old with the new.
Keep on writing and singing. Loved it.
These guys aren't morons, they're real Americans!
Nothing to do with being 'American' - they're just real people with a sense of humour! :-O
That's their shtick.
Everybody born in this country are Americans, but the real Americans are the Native Americans.
@@chuckychuck But are they? You'll find they walked in as well... Horse evolution is a very good study as well, because they're not in human history the whole time at all. The best part is taking this knowledge and then trying to make sense of when cars and planes became available to the public. Man, it's crazy to see, because the number of mixed children today is beautiful!!! Never been so many people on Earth before. It's actually a concern for some.
I don't believe in God. Its like believing on Santa Claus.
The reason toilet paper sold out is because every time somebody sneezes, someone craps their pants.
🤣🤣🤣🤣❤❤❤
LOL, Are you sure you didn't get that from an episode of South Park? LOL :). Like when Mr. Mackey was trying to find out who took a big, meaty chud, or a fudge dragon, or a dookie in the school's urinal in the boys bathroom? LOL :)
@@renegadebiker24 that episode is freaking hilarious
@@misterl1668 LOL, Yep, and the brown note one too. :)
Now THATS funny!
That there was some mighty fine pickin... And I'm a grinnin .....thanks fellas, we all needed exactly that.
Great sense of humor! Thanks guys!
Folks who dislike this video are obviously TP hoarders. Great song guys!
See they don’t always sing about horses, tractors, trucks, drinking or losing their women. They sing of other things too.
Right on guys. 👍 thanks! We’re too dam pampered. We have forgotten that not everything in life is Angel Soft or Quilted Northern.
I can't stand people who think that pampering is bad.
Hard Times never last...............Hard people do.
@@retiredelevenbravo8565 Yeah, well, that's what they are doing -- the strongest of the species survives. I just don't think it has to be forced so much. Or, not at all.
I 100% agree. We will get through this Covid-19 shit, I am sure of it. The media is to blame for the panic and mass hysteria/panic buying wiping the shelves clean.
@@retiredelevenbravo8565 Well, it's not just he media. I see several Politicians jumping on the band wagon, also.
I just loved it awesome stay safe and God bless keep up the great songs coming Chow
Thanks for the memories. Keep the songs coming. Love it. We need smiles and laughter right now and always.
More wisdom here than most of the politicians I've heard lately .
Great, now everybody is gonna rush out there and buy all the corn on the cob.
It's out of season.
That'll work, support your local farmers 😁
Pine cones for me...
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HYSTERICALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Personally I think it’s sad that there is people who run out and buy up all the toilet paper and the hell with everybody else I feel it’s ok to get what you need and use what you take but some people are taking it a little to far just my opinion which don’t mean much have a nice night
It’s the same people who are coughing and sneezing with out covering they’re mouth
Same thing with bread and ammo.
Greedy pigs are buying up all the groceries so they can sit home and pig out all day. I can't even get basic food items unless I'm at the right place at the right time.
all those idiots bought TP not realizing the virus is a respiratory issue, not an intestinal issue. And they don't realize the so-called hand sanitizer doesn't work on the Corona virus, only basic soap, hand soap, dish soap, shampoo, etc.
@Debra Frazier yep, they call it "the dumbing down of America".
Every time I go hunting I come home with only one sock on .
I’ve even cut off my damn sleeves
That’s nothin... I keep my underwear clean by leaving it in the dresser.
My friend husband was a lumberjack....she always bought his shirts with a pocket. He used them as well
@Debra Frazier well, it's been scientifically proven that how well those work is directly related to the size of ones buttocks, multiplied by how much excitement they produce. The bigger the buttocks, and the more excriment is produced, the less cleaning a small travel size tissue can handle. Do the math. 😁
It is fun watching a bunch of snowflakes
You guys would be great to hang out with.
Being older from rural Kentucky,, I thought that song was funny,,,, then I started crying, and being proud,,,because that way we were raised back home in the 60's
Thanks, you guys, for putting some smiles out there for everyone who's looking for t.p. God bless!
Old socks work good. They fit right good on your hand, too.
Haha that's hilarious but a good idea.
that sounds a little sketchy, id have to double it up,l at least
@@loveworksnoevil
And messy sometimes lol.
@Randy Hilgeman ,
Ha. Great idea. I'll have to try that.
It worked. My ears heard one thing but my mind substituted if for the word that rhymed. Brilliant.
0%. Drugs
0%. Sex
0%. Toilet paper
100%. Bluegrass humor .
Thank you for the smiles and chuckles you have shared with the people🤗☺️😉
This is funny, and true! I didn’t even know what toilet paper was till we moved to town!
Gawd, I love these guys!
Good stuff!
Thanks for the laughs, fellas! I'd shake your hand, but, you know. . .
I have used corn cobs and that's where I learned about the term " rough as a cob ". Required a delicate touch. Haven't thought of that in many years. Thanks for the laughs. Great song!
We in Germany experienced the same insane hoarding idiots... you're not alone😊...greetings✌
I've traveled the globe and to be sure, no country has a monopoly on good or bad folks, common sense, kindness or foolishness. There are good people and jerks are to be found in every country.
I hope you have Morons like this over there...nevermind, some of the Catholic leaders over there qualify...
These two men are what makes our Country really great. They have what is called "FAITH." They also have kindness in their hearts. We are in the same age bracket...I certain I am a few years older.......but we are the ones the younger generation makes fun of because we can't "multitask." My generation discovered, and refined, "multitasking".......we can sneeze, fart, laugh, pee, crap, all at the same time.
Clever!!Don't ever underestimate a country boy.
I’ve been one of those broken spirits since I lost my son to the g-d heroin. You guys made me laugh and I don’t much anymore. Thanks for that. Don’t know why you call yourselves morons. You make more sense than most folks. I’ve buried all the ones I used to respect. You guys remind me of that good old fashioned sense of humor they had.
I am so sorry. How heartbreaking.
Just buy canned food and you'll get a free sheet with every can. The unpeeled label.
Olds Rocket 88: 😂😂😂
Thanks,my ass was cut thanks to your tip
LOL, good idea
@Ralf Wolters Sharpie for the food can
You must be buying exspensive vegies. My label is printed on the can.
As a kid, one of my chores was to fill the big corncob bucket that hung just inside the outhouse door. Toilet was built as to let the crap and cobs roll down the hill behind!
Omg
4:08 "Warsh your hands."
That's how my grandfather used to speak.
He was from Pittsburgh, PA
Some say it in WV too.
@@Adelicows oh cool
My Grandma from Southern Illinois did too.
@@jonathansmith9946 probably said pop for soda, too?
@@morehn Yes, indeed!
Finally a uses for the NY times
Well said
You could have used it before this issue began but you’d be putting more fecal matter on yourself than you’d be removing.
Same goes for the Arkansas Democrat Gazette! 😆
Best comment all year. Bravo
@@Heavywall70 I bought 499 Rolls of Paper towel.. Cut them into 1/4s width wise with a sharp knife.. Now i have 2000 rolls baby
The biggest toilet paper caper in history.Angelsoft must have sent you guys to do this video.Thanks for the humor!We need more.
I saw a cartoon, two aliens in their ship looking down towards earth, one stated “they wiped themselves out”!
Holy crap!
Simpsions reference.
😂😂😂
.Dem ole boys got that chit down to the ground. Thank y'all fer joy in these darn bad times.
Thanks for keeping it light! Good scripture to remember sir! GOD Bless! Enjoy the dogwoods!
My dad grew up on a farm during the depression. He said the best means to wipe was a corn cob.
My Grandma here in Germany told me that it was normal to use newspaper after the war (the best use for it, as you sing). I'm sure it was that way during the Depression in the US. Thanks for the song boys. Your humor and songs keep my spirits high. Bless you boys, stay well!
I remember having an outhouse back in the 50's and we always used the sears and roebuck catalog I don't think they have a catalog now
Back in the 50s? I remember diggiing several in the mid 1990s! We had to plan well in advance as winter/frozen ground starts in november and ends in aprilish generally.
Who are the 280 people who disliked this video? He's s rapping with a banjo. Love it!!!!!
God Bless Ya'll, THANK YOU for sharing your Talent with ALL of us in these horrid times!!!! Some of us do really appreciate YOU!!!!
Now I'm glad to see the post-lady when she leaves me all them flyers! Sure ruff on them him-roids though!
Poor Larry you can get cream to shrink them things then it won't hurt as much. ;)
@@suzannetodaro5494 Larry was plowing the other day and the tractor wouldn't go cause those 'roids were wrapped around the axle.
I wonder why it is called a him-roid? Do women get her-roids? it is probably called a him-roid because of men getting into places they shouldn't be in.
Specially ifn you use the waxy kind.
I remember Grandpa telling me when he was a a little boy they used corn cobs and Sears cattlogs.
That explains why Sears has been 'wiped' out of business!
They were wiping out everyone else's business too long!
Mullein leaves work great. Fuzzy n soft.
Kowboy USA ,That’s funny you said that ,I’m told that during the Civil War ,There were people that collected mullein for the officers ,they were called Butt Boys ,I believe it to be true !!!
@@gregschultz2029 yessir!
Shhhhhhhhhh....................don't disclose trade secrets! 😁
B Dickinson ,Oops, Sorry I Spoke !!! We Need To Have Some Fun !!!
“Although the leaves feel soft and fuzzy they do not make good "wild" toilet paper as the small hairs can get stuck in your skin which is very uncomfortable”....another forager stated...🤷🏼♀️desperate times call for desperate measures 🤷🏼♀️
Fantastic...we get so much gloom and doom, it is a pleasure to hear a clever, funny song like this!
There are a group of us left in this world today that thirst for good clean shows and humor. Thank you for keeping it clean. Thank you for showing you aren’t led by what’s popular in this world of “anything goes”!
Brilliant.
I've been keeping my daily newspaper. Should keep my bum clean for about six months.
Make sure to have some skin lotion around, then. Ink is toxic.
Grandma still has problems decades later.
Maybe make pulp to wash it out and then dry new paper out of it?
"One person in public sneezes, ten people poop themselves."
Make that 24!
Lol 😂
I once paid my brother 5 pounds UK money for his t shirt so I could wipe my arse after I took a dump on the rail tracks and best thing about I had to give him half because he needed a dump who needs toilet roll when you got ya brothers t shirt lol
One person coughing stops the world 😷 from living.
*sneezes* - darts away into the deeper parts of youtube -
Ha ha, love it. Thanks for the laugh!
It was Sears towards the end,,, but in all honesty it was used more when it was call "Sears & Roebuck" catalog,,,, 🤣🤣🤣
Just brilliant, you fellers! Reminded me of my youth, watching Hee-Haw back in the 1970s hehe 🤪
I just heard that Costco is not allowing anyone to return Toilet paper, water, hand sanitizer, and Lysol. In a way I am happy, but on other way I also heard that people are returning the toilet paper because they are now unemployed and need the cash for food. Go figure
Ironic isn't it? If you don't eat, you have no need of tp!!!
I'd be happy to buy it from them. Stores should take it back if they don't have any to sell.
@@reeblesnarfle5443 keto, intermittent fasting.
jeff K it might be contaminated and sanitizer has a short shelf life if not used correctly
@@georgebarker622 ... there's an old phrase out there about stupid people: Pot will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no pot. (just need to update that for the situation)
The world isn't out of toilet paper...the world has every closet filled with it....its just the stores that are out of stock.
I don’t !
The stores did this. They are not restocking the shelves. Makes everyone panic. Gov. is behind this. Normal people shop, the shelves don't get restocked and they get empty. I believe this is what happened. Around the world. Give me a break.
It is so stupid that people are hoarding toilet paper. People won't be using any more than normal. What are they thinking? It's really cringeworthy that people are like a bunch of sheep following each other without thinking about why they're doing what they're doing.
EVERYONE has t.p. delivered to their house. IT'S CALLED JUNK MAIL!!!
@B O B Spelled backwards what i get bills every month they make great tp
I love how he doesn’t rhyme grass with a#6.🤣. And I tell my family, well we got a whole yard of trees!👍
Loved it! Back around 1981, I was a survivor of the great Ft. Dix, NJ toilet paper shortage. (but it didn't make national news.)
Yep in my country we’ve even got a tree called the Toilet paper tree cause that’s exactly what you can use it’s leaves for, note the leaves are fluffy on one side LoL 😃🔥❤️
When you get a bill in the mail, Free TP. Just a mind set.
That warmed my heart to have humor on current issues.
LOLOLOL Love it !!! “Weeds, leaves, and a handful of grass, plenty of things to.. clean yourself” And what were we expecting? LOL
Thank you for this the world tends to forget humor and love are the best in the worst of times. I Love the song. It reminds me of how I was raised. Take care a God Bless you.
this song is so true
@@mikepondo2549 I bought 499 Rolls of Paper towel.. Cut them into 1/4s width wise with a sharp knife.. Now i have 200 rolls baby
@@horseplop9, Is your math off a little ? Just asking, thanks and thumbs up Uncle !
@@augustreil 2000 my bad.. typo
@@horseplop9, Should have figured that one out myself ! My bad !! Thanks.
@@augustreil Lol its alright. Now i just read that its not the best for the pipes to be flushing all this paper towel down the hatch. Oh well
I found out why from a guy at my local supermarket. With everything going on, you need a sense of humor, otherwise it could bring you down. He said people want to make sure their @ss is nice and clean before they kiss it goodbye. 🤣
😂😂😂💀
I said the same thing at my job ...people don't want to be found with a dirty butthole lmfao
If you are leaving your body, and earth will be destroyed by fire, what's the big deal with tp anway?
Soon as the Lord comes, you gonna crap your pants anyway!!!
It keeps the women calmer longer. Fish and rice for days. Fuck this hoax
Meanwhile half the world does not know what toilet paper is.
Well.. Thru know what toilets are but just don't use toilet paper. They use a spray hose or water scoop with soap
Thats why we have Coronavirus and other diseases,thanks to them traveling!
And why do we care that people who live in shithole countries don't use TP??
Thank you guys!! This lifted my spirits 😊💖
Hand full 'o grass... All kinda things you can clean... Your self! Brilliant! Great job guys!!!
I still got running water....toliet paper is overrated when u still got running water.....
@Kathleen R. get you a good old fashioned corn cob there Kathleen, like ole George Washington used !!.....that's the ruff sandpaper like thing, what the kernels are attached to.......what the little yellows things are, what comes in a can...in case or a millenial...
@Jeff In Chicago just don't sh*t IN the shower. 😖
@Ken,
🔴 WHOA!!!.....That's a REALLY bad idea!!
Crapping in the bathtub is even WORSE than
vomiting in a sink instead of the toilet!.....
A friend threw-up in my sink once and it took
me 40-MINUTES to disassemble the downpipe and P-trap to unclog it,....UGH!!....don't NEVER throw up in the sink!!....
And for that same reason you DON'T want to crap in the bathtub,... You're NOT gonna be able to squish the crap down through the holes of that little drain with your toes!....
.....and since the plumbin' on a tub-drain is normally NOT readily-accessible you're going to be in some AWFULl
messy (and SMELLY) trouble!....
Speaking of bidets, I've had one in my house for
over 30 years now and wouldn't wanna live without it!!
I'm fond of tellin' my friends that my ass is cleaner than their face because once I wash-it my pants cover-it from gettin' dirty again, whereas their FACE is exposed ALL THE TIME!!...Hehhehheh.
@Kathleen R. ... the problem with all of them there disposable products is that someone else has to handle them when you are done. (trash, recycling, etc) If you wash stuff instead of throwing it away then we'd all be in better shape!
Ken a lot of people here installed a t junction on the toilet fill line for running a garden spray handle.
We were one of those rich families in the south. We had a two seater and moved it over a fresh hole every year.
I bet you had a gas powered sears laundry washer too. With the squeeze roller!
IGA ! there's still one left. lol
In Nova Scotia, Canada I remember the Sear catalogue plus others and they came out seasonal. And yes, they went to the outhouse.
When I and my friends tell our grandchildren they look at us in utter Disbelief.
But this song tells it ALL.
Thank you, it brings back memories.
God bless you
Thanks for the hilarious recollection of life in the country that you put together there, guys!
I’ve watched two dozen TP songs on UA-cam, and this is THE BEST.
LOL😂, Needed that. Now that theres to the Lowest. "Common" Denominator.
GOD bless ya Brothers "+"
This run on Toilet Paper Confirmed two things for me.
1) that some people have their priorities messed up
2) that my long-standing opinion that far too many people are Full of it was right on the money!
Well put! 😂
Awe! They are fabulous. Really digging that cool groovy old telephone in the back ground.
Very catchy and wity, great job gentleman, you got yourselves a hit here, thanks for sharing your talent
When I was a kid my grandparents had a double seater out house it was the only one in the county, folks came from miles around to read the Sears catalog ☺
My family in Kentucky had the hill side and the 2 seater.
Thanks guys I really needed a laugh right now things are nuts out there you know I don't know what the deal is with all the stuff a bird flying off the shelves and all thank you so much for making people laugh thank you.
The only hard time with is people emptying the shelves and I drive truck and cant find much food to get me my on the weekends..well folks this isnt really bad but now you know what you can expect from the human race when the crap really hits the fan. Pritty sad considering we are SUPPOSED to be the only intelligent life form in this solar system.
You ever get to Texas give me a shout I make sure you not go hungry, I make some a$$ kicking soup. No steak sorry.
Humans are pack animals. Mob mentality is very contagious. Riots, spending habits, social habits, etc etc. Some people go beyond, think, and do for others at the very least don't hoard.
@@marilyngrass416 thanks I appreciate the offer. At home I always have plenty and have no problems sharing with neighbors when hard times like these arise.
elige brown My husband is a truck driver. He almost never eats out. You need a microwave and an ice chest. Stock up when you can, with what you can. You can even scramble eggs in a microwave. He uses paper bowls and plastic forks and spoons because cleaning uses to much water. Bags of prepackaged salad will last 5 or 6 days, just add some deli meat for a healthy lunch. Frozen dinners of what ever you can get nowadays. I know it’s challenging to find what you need, but it can be done.
elige brown Amen. Thank you for keeping those wheels going. Stay safe!
Was just telling my son we might have to save and dry out corncobs when we went hunting for toilet paper today! Great new song ,it should be a hit!
My mother used the sears catalog, corn cobs and newspapers when she grew up in Oregon and an outhouse too. How bout that!