What Your Monster Hunter Weapon Says About You

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  • Опубліковано 20 бер 2021
  • In this video, I make the same jokes about weapons that everyone else has already made
    / cptastro
    #MonsterHunterMarch
    Guildmarm Artwork by uBlazingCobalt:
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    Music Used:
    Valstrax Theme - Monster Hunter Orchestra 2018
    Ahtal Ka Theme Phase 3 - Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate OST
    Rock Me To The Top - Dusty
    Shageru Magala - Monster Hunter Orchestra 2016
    Mizutsune Theme From Monster Hunter Rise but it's also me poorly playing bass over it
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  • @CaptainAstronaut
    @CaptainAstronaut  3 роки тому +2761

    I realized while writing this that a lot of these jokes are outdated with Monster Hunter World and Rise...
    Anyways, Thanks for Watching! And don't forget to SUBSCRIBE!
    I stream Monster Hunter every Monday right here on UA-cam!!

    • @genericname2593
      @genericname2593 3 роки тому +30

      Yeah greatsword is very simple in monster hunter world

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 3 роки тому +27

      @@genericname2593 it still takes a master to be really good at it, timing is still key and allot of noobs dont use the weapon because of it, I myself mailed it in world whereas I wouldn't touch it with a 10 foot pole b4 hand (gen ultimate being an exception because of valorous style but the port of that came out after world so my point is still valid)

    • @hidfm22
      @hidfm22 3 роки тому +57

      This post is approved by classic gameplay monster hunter gang

    • @marcoasturias8520
      @marcoasturias8520 3 роки тому +10

      Does the mean that there will be a Rise edition?

    • @sebasthiannunez7880
      @sebasthiannunez7880 3 роки тому +3

      Time for part two

  • @azmoazmoazmo
    @azmoazmoazmo 3 роки тому +3525

    "Gunlance."
    Me: O finally my kin-
    "You do not exist."
    Me: *disappears*

    • @FyreEagle
      @FyreEagle 3 роки тому +189

      "You do not exist."
      Me: AAAH----

    • @alexmurphy5115
      @alexmurphy5115 3 роки тому +102

      “You do not exist.”
      Me “ah the sweet release of dea”

    • @milanmalfait9914
      @milanmalfait9914 3 роки тому +119

      Gunlance:
      You like standing your ground in front of the most daunting foes, but unlike Lance, you are the patient type. "Shields are nice, but not if they engender passivity", Bloodborne said. However, you are NOT passive: you are just waiting for opportunities to set your foes ablaze, and God knows you only live for these very moments.

    • @Paratroopersteark
      @Paratroopersteark 3 роки тому +71

      completely unrelated note: i think its in baldurs gate where you can talk to an npc, and if you convince thay npc he is not real, he sinply disapears.

    • @LunarEdge7
      @LunarEdge7 3 роки тому +11

      @@Paratroopersteark Lmaooo WTF

  • @remis8623
    @remis8623 3 роки тому +6421

    Guys the Charge Blade isn't that complicated, all you gotta do is- *11 months later* -And that's how you charge your shield

    • @edgyperson9589
      @edgyperson9589 3 роки тому +215

      In world and rise it’s actually one of the easiest weapons to learn in my opinion. Idk about earlier games tho

    • @pislik814
      @pislik814 3 роки тому +679

      @@edgyperson9589 Most disrespectful comment against a charge blade main

    • @THEJEYDRICK9
      @THEJEYDRICK9 3 роки тому +158

      I never read the tutorials for the chargeblade, I've just spammed all the buttons till I became the ultimate MHW CB Chad user since MH Ultimate 3

    • @mosesborras3221
      @mosesborras3221 3 роки тому +69

      @@THEJEYDRICK9 charge Blade is not in monster hunter 3u

    • @THEJEYDRICK9
      @THEJEYDRICK9 3 роки тому +12

      @@mosesborras3221 well it was a long time ago but I really can't remember wth else I used in the game.

  • @kersikai5687
    @kersikai5687 10 місяців тому +841

    As an insect glaive main, I believe insect glaive is for people who aren't patient enough to wait for openings, but have noticed the monster's back is usually open.

    • @rileydavidson180
      @rileydavidson180 7 місяців тому +89

      You are correct. We're also babies and Insect Glaive is the MH equivalent of dangling keys in front of our faces.

    • @cccreaturefeature
      @cccreaturefeature 6 місяців тому +67

      As an insect glaive main (prior, anyways), for me it's the ADHD.

    • @sentpain8354
      @sentpain8354 5 місяців тому +7

      @@cccreaturefeature LMAO FELT

    • @moonlight_melmo1310
      @moonlight_melmo1310 4 місяці тому +1

      Yesss 😂😂❤❤❤ I agree

    • @ianluk8855
      @ianluk8855 3 місяці тому +13

      For me it's being able to move literally anywhere. Y'all can't get to the head? I got a freaking vault babyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @maddogtannan1334
    @maddogtannan1334 Рік тому +807

    As a great sword user this is extremely accurate. I only land like 30% of my hits every fight and somehow always manage to kill the monster

    • @zeroderorero3948
      @zeroderorero3948 Рік тому +86

      I mean, that 30% is about a 10th of the monster's hp on every hit, the fact it can miss so easily is what makes the Great sword balanced (or so i think)

    • @Ace2014Ace
      @Ace2014Ace Рік тому +73

      30% that's above average for most GS mains.

    • @itsukarine
      @itsukarine Рік тому +58

      @@Ace2014Ace listen pal, im gonna enjoy my TCS whether the big boy's head is there or not.

    • @rodclarence4147
      @rodclarence4147 Рік тому +3

      My only saving grace is the overhead>sling burst>tcs

    • @highlander918
      @highlander918 Рік тому +4

      @@itsukarineSome times I TCS just to see it

  • @michaelread328
    @michaelread328 3 роки тому +10876

    To my fellow gunlance users, all 3 of you, I'm glad we finally got some recognition.

    • @steelothezero5649
      @steelothezero5649 3 роки тому +424

      I only saw three of you so i guess this confirms it.

    • @NoahHalfSquid
      @NoahHalfSquid 3 роки тому +406

      Hah! You think you're endangered? Well we're in the same boat pal!
      -Hunting Horn Gang

    • @Antiredcreature
      @Antiredcreature 3 роки тому +103

      Im a gunlance player too!

    • @cherrycherry4313
      @cherrycherry4313 3 роки тому +63

      Eyo we 5 now wanna go vros

    • @jonnywtf3039
      @jonnywtf3039 3 роки тому +10

      Yo

  • @muthafoca9409
    @muthafoca9409 3 роки тому +2784

    "Gunlance player do not exist"
    HOW DARE YOU!? There are dozen of us! DOZENS!

    • @an0bserver2000
      @an0bserver2000 3 роки тому +512

      we live in a society where there are now more hunting horn players than gunlance players

    • @darien5257
      @darien5257 3 роки тому +11

      @@an0bserver2000 hopefully rise may change that

    • @OwenOrNewo
      @OwenOrNewo 3 роки тому +43

      Aerial GL player representing. Boy is it bad but man is it fun with Evade Extender!

    • @zephyrdelight3411
      @zephyrdelight3411 3 роки тому +9

      I will be using my favorite weapons Switch Axe, Gunlance, HBG can't wait

    • @olivermatthews1009
      @olivermatthews1009 3 роки тому +25

      We have our own subreddit lol

  • @rex74t
    @rex74t Рік тому +1224

    As an Insect Glaive main I can confirm that he’s 110% correct

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 Рік тому +119

      As an insect glaive main, it's more like "The floor is lava, you are french, AND the floor is paying taxes."

    • @tekken.universal2343
      @tekken.universal2343 Рік тому +5

      @@heheheiamderpmatter375 wtf you talking about i don't stay in air more than 2 seconds and that's only when monsters toss me around

    • @fuzrot8022
      @fuzrot8022 Рік тому +18

      Oui oui, but I'm not french. I also fear the ground, for I am afraid of heights!

    • @heheheiamderpmatter375
      @heheheiamderpmatter375 Рік тому +22

      @@fuzrot8022 I have antiacrophobia. Basically, the fear of low down spaces.

    • @sandyfyffe6849
      @sandyfyffe6849 Рік тому +17

      ​@@tekken.universal2343 then you're definitely not doing it right my guy lol. Get the airborne ability, and pair it with a glaive. Personally, I prefer my dual blades, but the glaive is a pretty close second.

  • @brunovega6479
    @brunovega6479 Рік тому +231

    As a Switch axe main It was "I'm too scared to try Greatsword, and you wouldn't catch me dead using a longsword", but I love the bow too and that one felt all too real

    • @DerekCooper_
      @DerekCooper_ Рік тому +7

      Charge blade’s not too complicated either, I think a lot of people are scared of picking it up because of its reputation😔

    • @brunovega6479
      @brunovega6479 Рік тому +1

      I understand friend. Honestly I think at this point I'm *too* comfortable with the axe that straying too far from the playstyle is more difficult. dual blades and insect glaive were easy to pick up (NOT MASTER). TBH, I'm happy coz, this is my fourth MH and I feel like the wire bug skills breathed so much life into every weapon. (kinda hard to go back, but I thought the same thing after iceborne gave us the on command grapple.)

    • @seb1520
      @seb1520 4 місяці тому +4

      Switch axe is genuinely just so satisfying for me out of every weapon I can’t help but use it

    • @biggiecheese2004
      @biggiecheese2004 Місяць тому

      @@DerekCooper_ I think it's more that people overexaggerate how hard monster hunter actually is, Charge Blade is easily the hardest weapon to use along with (Pre Rise) Hunting Horn/Gunlance effectively and optimally but none of the weapons are all that hard to begin with. Those are just the hardest.

  • @wetbiskit
    @wetbiskit 3 роки тому +1686

    "Gunlance players do not exist"
    *Looks at hand and sees that I am starting to fade away*

    • @_Insaner
      @_Insaner 3 роки тому +180

      "I don't feel so good Mr. Capcom"

    • @Nitrostine
      @Nitrostine 3 роки тому +32

      *disintegrates slowly into the void*

    • @tahneepwebb3351
      @tahneepwebb3351 3 роки тому +13

      cptastro: "I am inevitable"

    • @ThomasSchratwieser
      @ThomasSchratwieser 3 роки тому +8

      “There are dozens of us!”

    • @davidordiales327
      @davidordiales327 3 роки тому +24

      Gunlance for life. Embrace the gunlife. It's the biggest gun of the game.

  • @leviacrus
    @leviacrus 3 роки тому +2083

    As a sword and shield main I have a superiority complex and an inferiority complex at the same time

    • @rockySP4S
      @rockySP4S 3 роки тому +118

      As an sns main i could not have put it better myself.

    • @karuflan9215
      @karuflan9215 3 роки тому +20

      Same

    • @viktorthevictor6240
      @viktorthevictor6240 3 роки тому +114

      Charge Blade: Chad
      Switch Axe: Tyrone
      SnS: The go getter that starts off with nothing, but works hard to come out on top

    • @ggwellplay9918
      @ggwellplay9918 3 роки тому +12

      Same bro

    • @noahfessenden6478
      @noahfessenden6478 3 роки тому +10

      Huh. Not just me.

  • @eos7053
    @eos7053 7 місяців тому +75

    As an insect glaive main, I legitimately said once when I thought no one was listening, "I invented Jumping" And I still have not lived it down.

  • @SmileyXY
    @SmileyXY Рік тому +101

    Addition to the hammer from a hammer-main: We know every monsters "spin around and use the tail as a whip" move and the exact timing of it! (If you want to use a hammer you either learn that or like being stepped on)
    Edit: my English wasn't englishing correctly.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Рік тому +5

      It's practically the perfect timing to land the super pound lol

    • @Hadeshy
      @Hadeshy Рік тому +3

      I think my brother just like being stepped on, and then I have to spam the healing while he complains the monster is cheating.

    • @mjfilho33
      @mjfilho33 5 місяців тому

      I'm playing MHP3 and I don't do that (although I already had an idea that memorizing the tail movement is important).

    • @shorkbot
      @shorkbot 4 місяці тому

      and my one enemy with hammer on both world and rise is.. barioth. let me stun you, kitty! I am too stubborn to use anything else because no.

    • @cheeseisatastywheeze6438
      @cheeseisatastywheeze6438 3 місяці тому

      Real

  • @deviljoe1750
    @deviljoe1750 3 роки тому +1623

    “You like being stepped on...
    By the monster!”
    Look, I did not need to be called out twice by a single sentence

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 роки тому +107

      "Joke's on you, I'm into that shit and it's my job!"
      As a tank/support player... yeah.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 3 роки тому +6

      @@rararasputin8608 Do i spy another Hammer Main Support?

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 роки тому +6

      @@dreamwolf7302 Monster Hunter-wise, I'm a Hunting Horn guy. For some reason I end up as support. TF2? Medic. D&D? Tank and/or Healer. But I get the struggle, bro.

    • @dreamwolf7302
      @dreamwolf7302 3 роки тому +3

      @@rararasputin8608 I main the hammer, with Wide Range, because i suck at Hunting Horn.
      When i play solo, i use LBG, or SnS, depending who i am fighting.
      DnD, i am./..forever DM...

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 3 роки тому

      @@dreamwolf7302 As the fates align, sadly.

  • @UltimateHalG
    @UltimateHalG 3 роки тому +1651

    “Insect Glaive. The floor is lava-”
    Me: “Floor? What is this...’floor’ you speak of?”

    • @hadrieneverard8121
      @hadrieneverard8121 3 роки тому +103

      More like "sorry I don't speak floor"

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 3 роки тому +68

      whats floor? all I know is mount

    • @anuragneelam8527
      @anuragneelam8527 3 роки тому +16

      What is this concept you speak of?

    • @Japaneseanimeguy
      @Japaneseanimeguy 3 роки тому +18

      It's that thing I'm stuck on between combos while playing Dual Blade. If I can help it, then I spend more time in the air spinning along a monster's back than I do there. I've seen you glaive people in action but no idea how you get that air time.

    • @rampantbuckler818
      @rampantbuckler818 3 роки тому +6

      @@Japaneseanimeguy i saw someone spend 20 seconds in the air and was amazed since last time I played a MH game was MH4U and you could only bounce once wih glaive

  • @eddieb1995
    @eddieb1995 Рік тому +170

    I just started monster hunter world
    I did start with the charged blade
    I do like reading PDFs because I feel like they are good organized ways of providing information and or explaining the process steps of a job/task in an efficient manner. 🙂

    • @theoverseer393
      @theoverseer393 Рік тому +10

      Holy crap he’s INSANE
      Forreal, im just a bigger fan of finding out

    • @bubeable
      @bubeable 4 місяці тому

      Watch Arekkz videos of the weapon tutorials. They are very good

    • @eddieb1995
      @eddieb1995 4 місяці тому +1

      @@bubeable lmao oh man. I've pretty much mastered it at this point. I'm 999MR/HR and all I used in my playthrough was the charge blade. Once I learned to charge all my sauces and release said sauces it was over. 😤😁

    • @bubeable
      @bubeable 4 місяці тому

      @@eddieb1995 That's why i don't play it. Charge blade needs too much dedication and i like to switch weapons alot. In fact i use every one except Charge blade, lance and Horn

    • @eddieb1995
      @eddieb1995 4 місяці тому

      @@bubeable I don't mind sticking to something dedication isn't a problem. At least you can use multiple weapons. I'm like rock lee, my charge blade is my taijutsu, it's all I know 😭

  • @dacter13
    @dacter13 3 місяці тому +11

    “The windy ci-“ wow even his jokes fail to land

  • @amokriinprolgiid3409
    @amokriinprolgiid3409 2 роки тому +1874

    Hunting Horn: the support character that almost nobody wants to be, but everyone wants one in the party. When a hunting Horn main joins the party, then it's a real party.

    • @kevinlopezobrien5366
      @kevinlopezobrien5366 2 роки тому +51

      Doot Squad for life

    • @rararasputin8608
      @rararasputin8608 2 роки тому +50

      TF2 Medic speaking here, and I can confirm.

    • @smtrop
      @smtrop 2 роки тому +52

      Until Rise made the horn S tier, easy to use, and OBSCENELY powerful

    • @zactaylor2376
      @zactaylor2376 2 роки тому +14

      Too bad I play Solo ALWAYS. Great sword for me till I rot

    • @sleepyppl4286
      @sleepyppl4286 2 роки тому +11

      i’ve seen so many more hunting horn players in rise then any other game i’ve played (i’ve only played like 3 games though) honestly i really like that they made hunting horn simpler in rise

  • @squibbles_
    @squibbles_ 3 роки тому +839

    We insect glaive players stray further from the ground with every new release.
    soon, we shall reach the final frontier of space-

    • @foreveruseless1292
      @foreveruseless1292 3 роки тому +20

      Hell yeah

    • @renzo2able
      @renzo2able 3 роки тому +40

      ur going to invade rathalos it's territory

    • @marcusgo6784
      @marcusgo6784 3 роки тому +46

      @@renzo2able no where going to valstrax city

    • @tillabledrake22
      @tillabledrake22 3 роки тому +30

      Praise the bugs, for the gift of falling with style!

    • @DracosKasurani
      @DracosKasurani 3 роки тому +22

      @@renzo2able Rathalos in space, don't worry we will get it down for you

  • @sp00kyd4ddy6
    @sp00kyd4ddy6 Рік тому +210

    I love the fact that in monster hunter there really isn't any meta. Just use what you like to use and if you and you're build are good then it doesn't make a difference what weapon it is.

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Рік тому +24

      Long Blade
      Long Blade
      Long Blade

    • @subyouwont
      @subyouwont Рік тому +90

      There’s definitely a meta, but the community doesn’t pray to the meta gods and attack beginners thankfully

    • @ammagon4519
      @ammagon4519 Рік тому +2

      @@subyouwont not there yet

    • @ozone6495
      @ozone6495 9 місяців тому +37

      @@subyouwont Why should there be a meta, this is a pve game, only reason to play any specific type of weapon are speedruns.

    • @Ezoc
      @Ezoc 7 місяців тому +2

      ​@@subyouwont *cough cough* 4u g-rank *cough cough*

  • @Jack-lo5me
    @Jack-lo5me Рік тому +86

    As a GS main, I just gotta say, I am so glad that we are being recognized as a weapon that takes a lot of ski- and I missed again.

  • @ninjafrog6966
    @ninjafrog6966 2 роки тому +1352

    “You don’t exist. Nobody plays the gunlance”
    Me, a dedicated solo gunlance main: *cries in Wyvern’s fire*

    • @SamusUy
      @SamusUy 2 роки тому +27

      as a fellow solo gunlance I can only say GUNKATANA hell yeah

    • @magolor152
      @magolor152 2 роки тому +4

      You can also fly in rise

    • @zacksilverstone7642
      @zacksilverstone7642 2 роки тому +4

      *Laughs while small monsters were sent flying by the wide shot.*

    • @hakageryu307
      @hakageryu307 2 роки тому +11

      The number of Gunlance players goes over their heads.
      Literally.
      Who the hell fights monsters on the ground?

    • @wanny9141
      @wanny9141 2 роки тому +1

      woman

  • @pionevada282
    @pionevada282 3 роки тому +577

    "Gunlance mains do not exist"
    How dare you! You pissed off the 5 of us!

    • @BlazeEmerald
      @BlazeEmerald 3 роки тому +30

      don't worry, he also gained the ire of the six of us that memorized our sheet music before using the horn in question

    • @kohlrak
      @kohlrak 3 роки тому +7

      tbh, i see more GL than Lance. Something about KABOOM!! As a result, i don't bother with lance anymore, 'cause i'm sick of people bringing up gunlance.

    • @asdsasds7106
      @asdsasds7106 3 роки тому +1

      as well as me because it's a good starting weapon but because i need many elemental weapons im not maining a single weapon

    • @BitmapFrogs
      @BitmapFrogs 3 роки тому +1

      For real, one of the biggest surprises I've had is I joined a small discord server of avid hunters and the first time I go out to hunt with them one is using a gunlance. I was like wtf is that? New weapon?

    • @ninjafrog6966
      @ninjafrog6966 2 роки тому +1

      And the 2 people like myself that only use the gunlance

  • @Sentay0
    @Sentay0 Рік тому +29

    Gunlance main here, I love how the explosions go through armor thus allowing for even more unga bunga then hammer + it's got some stylish high damage nonsense (wyvern stake + silk bindings in rise) that are just fun and cool.

  • @stiggles98
    @stiggles98 Рік тому +64

    The IG made me feel like I was just as powerful as the monsters I was fighting in Sunbreak. The ability to dodge and re-position with evade extender on an IG build is actually broken.

    • @subyouwont
      @subyouwont Рік тому +4

      Sun break is hard to feel lower than the monster in any weapon considering it focuses on making the player op

  • @fidelcatto4732
    @fidelcatto4732 2 роки тому +306

    While you were "having fun" I studied the charge blade tips fedora

  • @mango4723
    @mango4723 3 роки тому +544

    Charge blade for beginners: hit stuff until your sword gets hot, then hit it *harder.*

    • @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305
      @mauri-mattiaslaanesaar5305 3 роки тому +36

      This is exactly what I did. Even without going into amped states the weapon is devastatingly strong

    • @DrakonIL
      @DrakonIL 3 роки тому +56

      When every attack is bouncing off the monster, it's because you're hitting it so hard that you're going through the monster and bouncing off the ground. Pay no attention to the sword-shaped slot in your shield.

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 3 роки тому +22

      Imagine having to reload your sword.
      This post was brought to you by Longsword gang.

    • @fsociety6905
      @fsociety6905 3 роки тому +27

      @@physical_insanity i would say weeb but your pfp says it all

    • @physical_insanity
      @physical_insanity 3 роки тому +5

      @@fsociety6905 Appearances can be deceptive bro. Don't believe your eyes, wooOooOo~.

  • @bringmechaos666
    @bringmechaos666 Рік тому +81

    I'm a long sword user and this is 100% accurate 😂
    Also the lance made me laugh my ass off, I might try it out, it actually looks pretty great.

    • @psychocomytic9778
      @psychocomytic9778 Рік тому +9

      It's... effective. Just a big ol monster poking spear. Boring as hell though.

    • @sandyfyffe6849
      @sandyfyffe6849 Рік тому +5

      Why poke a bear, when you can poke a monster instead? Lol

    • @CoralCopperHead
      @CoralCopperHead Рік тому

      I'm trying to figure out why people complain about getting staggered when nobody in my party seems to get knocked around by my combos.

    • @gilinf.2662
      @gilinf.2662 11 місяців тому +1

      nice bro!!! I'm main lance user, and I can confirm it... lance is too OP that every hunt became boring... I later switched to LS and bow, GOD!!! hunting is so much fun now...

    • @justakettlehelm1673
      @justakettlehelm1673 5 місяців тому +1

      @@CoralCopperHead Same thing with the head argument. Alot of people complain about LS users not targetting the tail when it's the easiest for us to cause breaks...
      More breaks = more rewards...

  • @rosebuddelicious8491
    @rosebuddelicious8491 Рік тому +13

    Been playing since the beginning of the series and honestly, i felt that when you said sword and shield because that’s pretty much all I use anymore. It’s just so versatile.

  • @cramorantisgod4533
    @cramorantisgod4533 3 роки тому +573

    As an insect glaive main I can confirm we do indeed play the floor is lava every hunt.

    • @kamaradevile9978
      @kamaradevile9978 2 роки тому +75

      it's just fun not being a ground peasant

    • @John-se6xz
      @John-se6xz 2 роки тому +6

      Any tips for not burning stamina so fast?

    • @kamaradevile9978
      @kamaradevile9978 2 роки тому +13

      @@John-se6xz It's been a while since I've played mhw so I don't know remember any ways for stamina to not burn stamina so fast. Maybe some armor or something? I'd just suggest focusing on harvesting extract and firing markers since you and your kinsect have seperate stamina if you run out. Also, don't forget to eat well done steak at the start of the mission and in the middle of the mission.

    • @John-se6xz
      @John-se6xz 2 роки тому +3

      @@kamaradevile9978 thanks for the reply. I do most of that except run a stami a boost kinsect, and armors. My armor is still pretty heavily built for my CB so I probably should change that.

    • @alexbrown7708
      @alexbrown7708 2 роки тому +7

      Am I the only person who just uses jumping attacks when the monster is in the air or to get close to the tail?

  • @guyfawkes3940
    @guyfawkes3940 3 роки тому +345

    DB mains be like: "I carry two swords. Both are for monsters."

    • @EE3rd
      @EE3rd 2 роки тому +22

      “I understood that reference”.

    • @princeofsomnia7664
      @princeofsomnia7664 2 роки тому +9

      which is ironic. because witchers never use two swords at the same time. even when carrying them, it's always one sword.

    • @Zarryon12
      @Zarryon12 2 роки тому +3

      @@princeofsomnia7664 Welllll it's because humans aren't going to be there trying to pick a fight with a witcher alongside a monster...if they are .... it's usually by a monster you're not going to "fight"
      I.e: Succubus.

    • @knvs2931
      @knvs2931 2 роки тому +5

      DB mains: We're like the longsword weeaboos' cooler brothers. Also excuse me while I grind my swords for abit.

    • @ChonkedCat
      @ChonkedCat 2 роки тому

      Witcher

  • @logantillman7409
    @logantillman7409 Рік тому +14

    I was all over the place, starting with Switch Ax, then Heavy BG, then Insect, then Longsword, then Charge Blade, but now I have settled on a weapon: The Bonk Master Supreme Hammer with a side of Spin. Being able to break parts and stun with just a couple of good solid hits is so satisfying

    • @ivanpukhalevych238
      @ivanpukhalevych238 4 місяці тому

      When I read this comment first thing that came to mind was: "Is it me from future or what?". When I started mhw I was looking for some big bonka weapon but then realised that I want to some move- and attack speed and I found Switch Axe! It was cool but I was bored, then I gave a try to UGA BOOGA GS, same. Then I wanted some cool weapon that uses some parts of brain and it was IG. I was using IG for the most part of the game, but find it pretty useless. And now I stopped on LS and its really fun to play with and it uses your brain if u want to use it full potential

  • @CC-oy2en
    @CC-oy2en Рік тому +1

    You absolutely nailed this video, especially the sword and shield part.

  • @seanfisher6904
    @seanfisher6904 3 роки тому +420

    My thought process was always: “why use regular lance when you can use lance and gun together?”

    • @jaydenlobbe7911
      @jaydenlobbe7911 3 роки тому +11

      Because Lance is the Chad weapon, it's Dick Jokes are subtle, the Gunlance meanwhile...

    • @Soridan
      @Soridan 3 роки тому +31

      @@jaydenlobbe7911 Chad and subtlety don't mix as well as you seem to think.

    • @selfloathinggameing
      @selfloathinggameing 3 роки тому +4

      poke poke poke

    • @Vik1919
      @Vik1919 3 роки тому +11

      Poke, poke, pew. BOOM

    • @Offpuddingok
      @Offpuddingok 2 роки тому +6

      @@jaydenlobbe7911 meanwhile the gunlance explodes a massive load.

  • @bedoboipdf
    @bedoboipdf 3 роки тому +463

    When people see tutorials on Charge Blade and think "This weapon is really complicated" it makes me feel 5% smarter.

    • @s.dreviews7208
      @s.dreviews7208 3 роки тому +47

      I'm a charge-blade main too, I feel that lol

    • @thenewseorarek9625
      @thenewseorarek9625 3 роки тому +90

      Especially since it isnt really complicated at all, it just seems difficult from an outsider perspective. I too once found cb a daunting obstacle to master, now i just feel dumb because it really do be as simple as wack wack charge, then wack wack big wack

    • @BrailynATineo
      @BrailynATineo 3 роки тому +19

      Same. And CB is just like SnS, but bigger

    • @BrailynATineo
      @BrailynATineo 3 роки тому +39

      @@thenewseorarek9625 it fantastic to see someone that speaks my language too

    • @imathias423
      @imathias423 3 роки тому +20

      @@s.dreviews7208 Same as a fellow Charge Blader main I feel it too. My brain philes get insta charged when I am told CB is too complicated.

  • @eaglehood224
    @eaglehood224 Рік тому +8

    As a huntinghorn main, I just really like hearing my weapon play along with the sounds of the monster being hit. That and the buffs.

  • @professorpenne9962
    @professorpenne9962 11 місяців тому +1

    always nice to see that hunting horn, charge blade and switch axe are amazing and I'll probably try everything else if I got time

  • @austinnorth4291
    @austinnorth4291 2 роки тому +1382

    As a Charge Blade main, I love how hyperbolic people are over its combos.

    • @just1it1moko
      @just1it1moko 2 роки тому +132

      honestly its quite a simple flow. just charge up the vials charge up shield then sword and then ultimate attack. with someone explaining it you could probably grasp it fully in 1 afternoon. i had to figure out how to use the class and since there is barely any tutorial it took me a little less than a week to fully get the class.

    • @nataliemartinez6079
      @nataliemartinez6079 2 роки тому +65

      thank you. im just like ooo slash slash slash with the sword, charge phials, then chop chop chop with elemental damage through axe.
      i do actually do more than that's but that's just a little bit simpler

    • @renutus1580
      @renutus1580 2 роки тому +99

      @@just1it1moko it's cause it actually is. Like yes its not rocket science or anything but compared to every other weapon, it does have a bit more complexity to it. People do exaggerate the difficulty tho lol

    • @SamElZombie
      @SamElZombie 2 роки тому +28

      I'm pretty sure that is harder to permafly with a glaive than to play Charged Blade

    • @shallbric6160
      @shallbric6160 2 роки тому +5

      Switch axe> Charge blade

  • @beepboop3645
    @beepboop3645 3 роки тому +282

    As a HH main since MH4U we have come so far from corner horning... Now we can beat the shit out of monsters with a glorified bagpipe uninterrupted

    • @MysticEle
      @MysticEle 3 роки тому +14

      Doot squad rise up! And play the song of our people!

    • @dragonMaster24921
      @dragonMaster24921 3 роки тому +2

      That and look stylish with the magnificent trio

    • @Loves_to_sleep
      @Loves_to_sleep 3 роки тому

      LOL thst was worded well..... XD
      Good job (☆▽☆)

  • @kaden-sd6vb
    @kaden-sd6vb 7 місяців тому +4

    my first two weapon choices were dual blades and gunlance.
    I don't land wyrmstake cannon often, but it's great fun when I do.
    and I just love the speed and aggression of dual blades.

  • @ChoccoMint0
    @ChoccoMint0 Рік тому +2

    As a great sword user I feel really appreciated! Thanks!

  • @tomatobruv76
    @tomatobruv76 2 роки тому +415

    As an IG main, I can confirm that the only time we touch the ground is when we spawn in the mission

    • @SunshowerWonderlab
      @SunshowerWonderlab 2 роки тому +69

      What the fuck is a ground?

    • @lykiaookami6070
      @lykiaookami6070 Рік тому +20

      Fastest way to get up ledges is with IG lol, rarely sheathe the IG, it's mobility is awesome.

    • @Buhleep
      @Buhleep Рік тому +15

      almost forgot it was called that
      I call it bug stick

    • @psychocomytic9778
      @psychocomytic9778 Рік тому +8

      I too enjoy playing the handcrank heli. In a game where mobility is over half the battle why wouldn't you?

    • @rex74t
      @rex74t Рік тому +1

      What’s a ground?

  • @zero9435
    @zero9435 2 роки тому +222

    As a Dual Blades main, can confirm that my main reason for using Dual Blades is because in my heart, I've always just wanted to be a Beyblade.

    • @abdelbouzazia4955
      @abdelbouzazia4955 9 місяців тому +2

      😂

    • @hunter6466
      @hunter6466 7 місяців тому +5

      As a fellow Dual Blades main, I can agree

    • @sundownerofficial
      @sundownerofficial 7 місяців тому +4

      two different weapon mains who both want to let 'er rip

    • @lusio1579
      @lusio1579 7 місяців тому +3

      before sunbreak i didn't know there was a dual blade move that turns you into a beyblade, after sunbreak, i just spam this move

    • @alandrewtanchuan93
      @alandrewtanchuan93 Місяць тому

      Let 'er rip!!! Also, all hail Capt. Levi.

  • @MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht
    @MichaelRodriguez-zr2ht Рік тому

    I felt called out constantly by this video and loved it

  • @CrumchyToast
    @CrumchyToast 5 місяців тому

    Prolly the best Stereo type video I've ever seen

  • @davida.yorkson3397
    @davida.yorkson3397 2 роки тому +616

    I'm a newbbie Monster Hunter, I fell in love with Dual Blades. I mean, how can you not fall in love with gigantic monsters and amazing jungles all the while you spin wildly, missing half your special combo because the monster moved 3 inches and you puke because you spun too, hang on, have to sharpen my knives, much! I EFFIN' LOVE DUAL BLADES! *pukes*

    • @eternal_seokjin7441
      @eternal_seokjin7441 Рік тому +64

      Newbie dual blades user here too, demon mode made my eyes sparkle when I was going thru all weapon tutorials. It rlly gets to me once I spammed and accidentally rolled chop on the monster’s spinal cord to their behind. An epic unforgettable moment. *seizures*

    • @poggestfrog
      @poggestfrog Рік тому +22

      rip sharpness, though.

    • @petloverspy
      @petloverspy Рік тому +10

      I’m terrible at reaction time and memorizing buttons so I picked the weapon with the FEWEST buttons and I absolutely love it

    • @defaultdan7923
      @defaultdan7923 Рік тому +8

      but hammer go bonk

    • @gaiathegoddess3104
      @gaiathegoddess3104 Рік тому +7

      Dual Blades gang rise !!!

  • @gamerman796
    @gamerman796 3 роки тому +183

    Hunting horn before Rise: "What were my songs again?"
    After Rise: Breakdancing on in the monsters face.

  • @hugh_maniac
    @hugh_maniac 4 місяці тому

    This just wormed its way into my recommended. The charge blade one got me rolling.

  • @VoiceOfTheEmperor
    @VoiceOfTheEmperor Рік тому +1

    1:08 thank you. I really needed to hear that. I had a huge depression spell hit me this week and I seriously contemplated suicide for the 3rd time in as many weeks. You helped me out, man.

  • @masterofbloopers
    @masterofbloopers 3 роки тому +383

    “Gunlance. You don’t exist.”
    >Pompeii by Bastille starts playing as I fade into non-existence
    Edit: I am now an Insect Glaive main as of April 2023. As time went on, I realized that a defensive, less mobile playstyle was not for me. I was always meant to be a helicopter.

    • @therac197
      @therac197 3 роки тому +12

      Firestorm by Sabaton starts playing while a 4 man artillery build squad shells a poor monster into oblivion.

    • @poolturtle5772
      @poolturtle5772 3 роки тому +5

      @@therac197 I picked up gunlance in world when I realized that Dualblades are too short to reach large or flying monsters.
      Now I blast doom musical while shelling these poor things to death.

    • @ionstriker9342
      @ionstriker9342 3 роки тому +4

      mm...i have found my people.

    • @UlvenDagoth
      @UlvenDagoth 3 роки тому +2

      No! Come back brother!

  • @fistybaby9489
    @fistybaby9489 3 роки тому +437

    Corner horning is a cardinal sin in the footing community.

    • @fistybaby9489
      @fistybaby9489 3 роки тому +17

      Goddamn auto correct

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 3 роки тому +3

      Its better than not attacking at all which some hh users actually do instead opting to only playing songs.

    • @fistybaby9489
      @fistybaby9489 3 роки тому +37

      @@FuryousD I’m of the mind that if you aren’t gonna hit the monster and play songs (using pre Rise HH aka my fav HH) then you shouldn’t be playing HH at all.

    • @FuryousD
      @FuryousD 3 роки тому +3

      @@fistybaby9489 corner horning is perfectly fine, u have to know the monsters extremely well to be able to play pre Rise HH without corner horning to play notes

    • @CodinskiSchwartzando
      @CodinskiSchwartzando 3 роки тому +50

      @@FuryousD You don’t need to know the monster any better than a hammer main. What really matters is knowing the weapon. If you’re corner horning, you probably don’t know how to use the song notes as attacks.

  • @gnomewithaglobe
    @gnomewithaglobe Рік тому +1

    thanks man i wanted to see some gp of the classes 8 mins before its ready

  • @chupitrooper5878
    @chupitrooper5878 Рік тому +4

    2:52
    This is just straight-up me, right down to the Guildmarm wallpaper

  • @caileemitchell4041
    @caileemitchell4041 3 роки тому +153

    I have approximately 3 moods
    - doot doot
    - guard point
    - JE SUIS MONTE

    • @Ryutsukiffe
      @Ryutsukiffe 3 роки тому +1

      Funny, you are a compilation of my family team-comp in MH lmao

    • @Zolrain
      @Zolrain 3 роки тому

      Mines is just smashing the head cause I can't get any.

  • @deathtrooper199
    @deathtrooper199 3 роки тому +668

    "Charge Blade: You enjoy reading PDFs"
    Me who spend all nighters reading my course's PDF assignments and guidelines so i can get the bachelors degree on Engineering:
    *Your goddamn right*

    • @arlecchinoimpact725
      @arlecchinoimpact725 3 роки тому +21

      Ma boy here got his priorities.

    • @sickboyren
      @sickboyren 2 роки тому +35

      still somehow cant use the right you're tho

    • @thedeadliest4380
      @thedeadliest4380 2 роки тому +19

      Even though someone else already did, I still have to flame you for bragging about your college education while being incapable of using proper grammar....lol

    • @t_c5266
      @t_c5266 2 роки тому +29

      Engineers aren't known for spelling
      But they are known for conversion errors that crash millions of dollars of satellite equipment into a planet

    • @lirby6962
      @lirby6962 2 роки тому +2

      @@t_c5266 lmaooooo

  • @nattompkins888
    @nattompkins888 Рік тому +3

    Me watching him roast other people's weapons: 'haha lol, so accurate'
    Me watching him roast hunting horn: 'YOU TAKE THAT BACK'

  • @Hachigatsudesu
    @Hachigatsudesu Рік тому +6

    Back when the Charge Blade was introduced in MH4 I had to fuckin idea what I was doing. It felt like it was slow and needlessly complicated. But after a few dozen hunts with the thing I suddenly realized it was slow but powerful and needlessly complicated but effective and rewarding. It's been my main weapon going through the series.

  • @getshwifty3101
    @getshwifty3101 2 роки тому +521

    Honestly, I just love the fast pace combo attacks of the Dual Blades. If you build up enough speed, half the time the screen starts freezing cause the frames can't keep up lol

    • @thejusmar
      @thejusmar 2 роки тому +16

      High affinity builds tank my frames with all the lines and particle effects.

    • @glitchward7225
      @glitchward7225 2 роки тому +25

      Bro I love fighting the odogaron cause I feel like I met my high agility match, but then I mack him 😭😭

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 2 роки тому +16

      Dual blades are for people who need that sweet sweet adrenaline juice going on during the whole game

    • @impossiblekid0582
      @impossiblekid0582 Рік тому +2

      Blast Dual Blades all the way~

    • @secrostegatops6554
      @secrostegatops6554 Рік тому +2

      @@impossiblekid0582 This, This right here. Is perfection

  • @kmsbismarckhoodaintshit4242
    @kmsbismarckhoodaintshit4242 3 роки тому +222

    Either there are actually a lot of gun lance mains or every single one of them got this on their recommended

    • @NiazDokrat
      @NiazDokrat 3 роки тому +15

      they were the only 10 people to search "gun lance tips" on YT

    • @blankenstein1649
      @blankenstein1649 3 роки тому +6

      there are literally TENS of us!

    • @elquercu7116
      @elquercu7116 3 роки тому +2

      Hello, I'm the third member of the gunlance gang. If only there was another one who used it we could kill some mon in a squad... sad

    • @firesaiyan12
      @firesaiyan12 3 роки тому

      Yep, I got this in my recommended.

    • @samblackwood4525
      @samblackwood4525 3 роки тому +3

      We shall return, and in greater numbers.

  • @TheArnoldification
    @TheArnoldification 5 місяців тому +12

    What I like about lance is it's an incredibly precise and fluid weapon to use. It has simple attack chains but the skill lies in using your defensive tools to stick to a monster like glue. I think people get too caught up with things that are complex on paper like charge blade when the gameplay loop isn't altogether much more complicated than a lance.
    Very underrated IMO by people who started playing in newer gens. It's not as OP as it was back then but it's really fun and rewarding to just completely shit on monsters by not having to evade most attacks and just block through it without losing any momentum. Maybe not a speedrunner sort of weapon but its damage isnt too far off from other weapons because of your uptime potential and id wager if people who liked to play aggressive learned how to lance well they'd find their damage output being very similar to other weapons while being able to facilitate their playstyle way more

    • @__-fi6xg
      @__-fi6xg 4 місяці тому

      it can do good damage in rise, but mobile enemys are a hell. The lance run distance is quite short in rise and you probably have a harder time refilling hp on your own, especially against constant pressure. the risk isnt worth the reward unless its an enemy that you can time well and isnt as mobile.

    • @bovverification
      @bovverification 4 місяці тому

      I started with MHW, picked the lance as my weapon and never looked back. The damage numbers are not sky high, but the consistent damage does work. Sticking to the monster all day long, poke poke poke, countering their attack and just keep on poking. Blocking and countering a charging monster to send it reeling on the ground feels so good, also riding monstgers all day.
      After 300 hours I can't imagine playing anything else.

  • @Jynskater
    @Jynskater 9 місяців тому +2

    Since Mh1 I used Hammer, then Tri still Hammer having tried every weapon available in that generation, then in 3U I met the gunlance, we didn't match instantly, but we developed a beautiful relationship which has been going through 4 and now mhW. Now the hammer is back in my life too and the 3 of us are happy

  • @Mittens_McG
    @Mittens_McG 3 роки тому +688

    As a Hunting Horn user that actually learns his sheet music, I am offended.

    • @colt8465
      @colt8465 2 роки тому +31

      I can only agree! Though he was right about it after Rise...

    • @NandolfBlockbuster
      @NandolfBlockbuster 2 роки тому +6

      Nerds. All of you.

    • @1992jkwj
      @1992jkwj 2 роки тому +49

      jokes on him, I printed mine out

    • @yuriortiz4648
      @yuriortiz4648 2 роки тому +4

      @@1992jkwj sheeesh

    • @arkasubhroc2
      @arkasubhroc2 2 роки тому

      @@colt8465 Legendary trio do be like that

  • @BrowneePointz
    @BrowneePointz 3 роки тому +1475

    I love how the community has no mean jokes about Insect Glaive. We're all like "we see how much work you put in. Shine on you flying buggy diamond."

    • @Hazearil
      @Hazearil 3 роки тому +166

      Bug stick goes brrr!

    • @50zezima
      @50zezima 3 роки тому +69

      Insect glaive is my go-to first weapon, It's a bit different but so far it doesn't seem that difficult to learn? Also super fun

    • @HipposHateWater
      @HipposHateWater 3 роки тому +63

      When I played my first MH since PS2 and PSP's Unite, I figured I'd try one of the exotic new weapons instead of relearning my old standbys, Heavy Bowgun and Hammer.
      8 months later, and I still haven't really bothered to pick up a new weapon yet. Bug Sticc best boi.

    • @TunaPetunia456
      @TunaPetunia456 3 роки тому +36

      @@50zezima I agree. I tend to pick one weapon and try that for a bit and then switch it out and when I used the insect glaive for the first time, I stuck with that for at least a month and yeah they're definitely fun to use once you get used to them.

    • @hamsterman5735
      @hamsterman5735 3 роки тому +37

      That's absolutely false though. Have you all forgotten about the baguette stick jokes?

  • @Mud-Brain
    @Mud-Brain Рік тому +5

    I mained GL and HH in MH4U, boy howdy were those two different back then. Granted I nabbed a +14 artillery talisman with 3 slots so I kinda HAD to learn GL, but it was still my favorite before that. Old HH was amazing though, every move felt so deliberate, each fight was a dance.

  • @Cherrybomb6827
    @Cherrybomb6827 2 місяці тому

    Swaxe feels the most satisfying to swing and get that perfect switch

  • @VaskoGames
    @VaskoGames 3 роки тому +228

    I haven't even played a Monster Hunter game but the floor is starting to look a lot like lava!
    Oui Oui

    • @a_guy_in_orange7230
      @a_guy_in_orange7230 3 роки тому +4

      its also toad ridden

    • @trolleycartwheel9409
      @trolleycartwheel9409 3 роки тому

      Try out mh3u first or if you want to emulate the game then play mhp3rd HD with english patch.

    • @a_guy_in_orange7230
      @a_guy_in_orange7230 3 роки тому +21

      Do not do what the other guy said, Rise is a WAY better starting point for new comers

    • @WFGOG
      @WFGOG 3 роки тому +4

      Je suis francais je joue la katana donc vos préjugés dans ma baguette de pain

    • @csg1lcolonel528
      @csg1lcolonel528 3 роки тому +7

      @@a_guy_in_orange7230 Rise or World are good for newcomers, but starting with an older game can help you to appreciate the changes the series is getting.

  • @redessencegaming9927
    @redessencegaming9927 3 роки тому +207

    As a charge blade main, I didn't realize other weapons were way more simple

    • @just1it1moko
      @just1it1moko 2 роки тому +11

      its interesting how every monster has a different difficulty per weapon as well. my friend never had any issues dealing with bazelguese since he was a bow and arrow main but struggled hard against later game monsters that jump around more like Rajang.

  • @johnnyr2646
    @johnnyr2646 Рік тому +1

    For real though figuring out the charge blade and getting one of your fully charged combos to hit a monster and completely annihilating it is the most satisfying feeling I've ever gotten from a video game it's almost like a drug.

  • @astrograph7875
    @astrograph7875 Рік тому +4

    2:55 As a charge blade main and as someone who loves to read, I see this as an absolute win.

    • @eddieb1995
      @eddieb1995 11 місяців тому +1

      Same.

    • @brocksimon8102
      @brocksimon8102 10 місяців тому +1

      We are the same

    • @tiredmann
      @tiredmann 4 місяці тому +1

      My entire process when I started out with Charge Blade was start by skimming through a starter guide then watch a CB speedrunner play like AkantoreX and learn from there.

  • @Silversky1113
    @Silversky1113 3 роки тому +288

    Gunlance mains unite! All ten of us.

  • @NoelNolNull
    @NoelNolNull 3 роки тому +142

    As an IG user, I do indeed have a severe allergic reaction to touching the floor.

    • @Puregold24karat
      @Puregold24karat 3 роки тому +1

      I still prefer the ground more unless i'm fighting large-sized monstet

    • @skeletonwar4445
      @skeletonwar4445 3 роки тому +2

      The floor is not disappointing my parents, lets go fellas

    • @whitejester
      @whitejester 3 роки тому +4

      I find it ironic I got into Insect Glaive because of its majestic and beautiful ground combos instead of blazing through the air

    • @anarchistangel2314
      @anarchistangel2314 3 роки тому +5

      @@whitejester i got into it because I'm a bug nerd. Bad reasoning? Probably, but damn if it ain't a fun weapon

    • @tako-tac7764
      @tako-tac7764 3 роки тому +1

      Well I'm french so I guess I fit perfectly in the description

  • @howardjones1388
    @howardjones1388 4 місяці тому

    Oh man. That Bow description hit home.

  • @BlazblueFan
    @BlazblueFan Рік тому +1

    Ha, I'm a long time player (played since 3 Ultimate) who started playing with SnS I approve of this description.
    I also laughed at Je Suis Monte reference 😅. I remember this from my 4 Ultimate days (probably my favorite game), when every French player was an Insect Glaive user for some reason and constantly used jump attack.

  • @neolordie
    @neolordie 3 роки тому +312

    as a charge blade main this is offendingly relatable

    • @october3229
      @october3229 3 роки тому +22

      Yeah i totally didn’t need 30 minutes just to learn how to charge phials into my sword and shield, then months for guard points

    • @neolordie
      @neolordie 3 роки тому +12

      @@october3229 yeah but I also love reading pdfs

    • @bagusbayutv4244
      @bagusbayutv4244 3 роки тому +1

      Very valid and reliable information we got here . Haha lol

    • @blackmailz
      @blackmailz 3 роки тому +11

      I foolishly picked up charge blade as a main, but gotta be honest, once you got used to it, it's a fun weapon
      Landing a hit with the charged special axe tho...

    • @october3229
      @october3229 3 роки тому +21

      @@blackmailz you could finish charging ur phials sword and shield, the monster is on the ground just waiting to be hit...and in the middle of the amped axe animation it gets up and doges😐

  • @gaijinhunter
    @gaijinhunter 3 роки тому +3544

    I needed the laugh, this was really fun :p

    • @ajaafive1384
      @ajaafive1384 3 роки тому +18

      Agreed

    • @KinoMind360
      @KinoMind360 3 роки тому +37

      Dayyyyum you got the big boi commenting on your vid

    • @CaptainAstronaut
      @CaptainAstronaut  3 роки тому +218

      Thanks Gaijin Hunter!! And I love all of your videos, thanks for teaching us all how to play Monster Hunter over the past decade!! :)

    • @yonasshinigami4956
      @yonasshinigami4956 3 роки тому +6

      Heyyyy gaijin love your content, thanks for teaching me the switchaxe and charge blade. Cool to see you here :)

    • @Shadowslash1
      @Shadowslash1 3 роки тому +11

      Oh look, gaijin hunter flew in here to poke poke poke this video. =P

  • @gaetanlavit7330
    @gaetanlavit7330 Рік тому

    u got me with the french lava. it hurts

  • @lev_n
    @lev_n Рік тому +1

    I wanna add one more thing for the switchaxe
    "RIP AND TEAR UNTIL ITS DONE" *Drills into monster*

  • @BigbossEssential
    @BigbossEssential 3 роки тому +382

    As a Switch Axe main, it literally switches from being an axe to a sword. It just makes sense to have the best of both worlds!

  • @pioupwi975
    @pioupwi975 2 роки тому +340

    I'm french and i play insect glaive, when he said "Je suis monté" i laughed so hard 😅

    • @termlejoueur
      @termlejoueur 2 роки тому +6

      La même x)

    • @zetocro4364
      @zetocro4364 2 роки тому +5

      Pareil, on se comprend

    • @Edgypoo
      @Edgypoo 2 роки тому +11

      Im having flashbacks to when I played with friends and we made fun of that by saying:
      "I am Monte guys!"
      -"Hello Monte."

    • @axelsmith4722
      @axelsmith4722 Рік тому

      Idem

    • @marcothehunter8802
      @marcothehunter8802 Рік тому +10

      @@Edgypoo reject Monke, go back to Monté
      (I am also french btw so yeah the joke is relatable xD)

  • @davenhla
    @davenhla Рік тому +3

    I started with Longsword in World, because it was my first MH and I loved the giant greatsword but I was too n00b to survive and hit with it, so I took "greatsword light" and actually got really good with it as the game progressed.
    when I was ready to try something new, instead of going back to Greatsword, I went on a hunt with Switchax and immediately fell in love. NO, i did not watch some esport whatever, the first time I stabbed it into a monster and unloaded a bunch of elemental hits i was sold. Plus, when I was playing it in World, the community view on it was "RRRRREEEEEEEEEEEE" as most people apparently couldn;t get past the back and forth swinging attacks to give it a fair shake. My favorite switchax is EXPLOSIVE ELEMENT for stabbing explosions.

  • @Himax9
    @Himax9 Рік тому +2

    As a gunlance main, I like to gently caress my shotgun/stabby implement/howitzer gently before I use it's built-in dynamite-on-a-pointy-stick-injector on monsters. It is a good feeling.

  • @iustitiamerchantxiv5872
    @iustitiamerchantxiv5872 Рік тому +586

    As a lance user, my perspective in life has never been described so accurately.

    • @haydenmoore3045
      @haydenmoore3045 Рік тому +2

      Exactly

    • @losnupo2894
      @losnupo2894 Рік тому +39

      We are simple guys, we see a monster, we poke, poke, poke. 😂

    • @azenxhlaalu6338
      @azenxhlaalu6338 11 місяців тому +11

      I don't know. I think Lance has a higher skill ceiling than many other weapons, like longsword.

    • @koscheithedeathless6653
      @koscheithedeathless6653 11 місяців тому +5

      @@azenxhlaalu6338 100%, Lance just simply doesn't do any damage unless you make the most out of every opening you get.

    • @gamecavalier3230
      @gamecavalier3230 8 місяців тому +8

      ​@@koscheithedeathless6653And use your shield to take the most of openings that didn't even exist prior.

  • @Game-fz6ud
    @Game-fz6ud 3 роки тому +487

    Imagine focusing on cutting the tail
    This post was made by hammer gang

    • @azure4622
      @azure4622 3 роки тому +81

      Imagine focusing on cutting the tail
      This post was made by LS gang

    • @foreveruseless1292
      @foreveruseless1292 3 роки тому +17

      HAMMER GANG

    • @SchradeDemise
      @SchradeDemise 3 роки тому +19

      Imagine not being able to cut the tail
      This post was made by LS gang

    • @somedude2468
      @somedude2468 3 роки тому +7

      Imagine only being able to break off the head or cut off the tail
      This post was made by barroth gang

    • @picrosspixel211
      @picrosspixel211 3 роки тому +2

      Haha HVB go brrrrrr

  • @RadicalGaming1000
    @RadicalGaming1000 9 місяців тому +1

    "You have to constantly pull up the pause menu to look up your songs"
    *cries in freedom unite*

  • @rylandbarrow3337
    @rylandbarrow3337 Рік тому

    currently downloading monster hunter since it was on sale for ps4 and first the character creator and now this video makes me real excited about this game

  • @redragon8551
    @redragon8551 Рік тому +562

    As a Switch Axe main: I enjoy just side stepping and then obliterating the monster with a Elemental Discharge. Works every time

  • @heraldkurniaadi3753
    @heraldkurniaadi3753 3 роки тому +125

    Being a lancer from the MHF1, using lance in a nutshell is like this:
    Get in (quest)
    Poke poke poke (monsters)
    Get out (quest completed)
    Get paid
    and... repeat...

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 2 роки тому

      Unless fighting Brachydios I have heard
      Then it's get wrecked if solo

    • @TheKornstalker
      @TheKornstalker 2 роки тому

      Nah Brach’s not that bad, it’s the ones that love to fly around and spit shit at you that’re really annoying because the counter claw doesn’t work against ranged attacks and lance struggles to get in on flyers. The fucking Kushala fight gave me PTSD from playing solo lance without wind resistance

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 2 роки тому

      @@TheKornstalker ....... yeah naw that's worse then getting bulldozed

  • @Evaille
    @Evaille 5 місяців тому

    damn. put me into fight or flight with the bow call outs.

  • @jacobtheorangeyoshi8710
    @jacobtheorangeyoshi8710 Рік тому +2

    As someone who uses Charge Blade I can gladly say I mash buttons and then try to use the cool big damage move that puts the sparky boom boom effect on the monster.

  • @Awesoman9001
    @Awesoman9001 3 роки тому +76

    "Gunlance: You dont exist"
    Change da world. My final message. Goodbye...

  • @DarkSol16
    @DarkSol16 2 роки тому +376

    As a hunting horn main, I actually just like styling on monsters by playing music while beating them on the head.
    Also, it really is oddly one of the fastest weapons in the games though.

    • @jellycore1316
      @jellycore1316 2 роки тому +1

      Aww, that is fun, agreed! XD

    • @vicca4671
      @vicca4671 2 роки тому +42

      Since it's a blow instrument it's probably mostly hollow, so it's lightweight

    • @MCLefka
      @MCLefka Рік тому +20

      I found it hard as shit to learn, but damn is it fun once you've figured it out

    • @bonkregulator5237
      @bonkregulator5237 Рік тому

      Beating them with music

    • @SeiPR727
      @SeiPR727 Рік тому

      I loved it in World, and I love it even more in Rise.

  • @webraven406
    @webraven406 Рік тому +4

    Switch axe main here. It blows up real good when you combo right. Very fun 👍

  • @ForsakenCheerio
    @ForsakenCheerio 3 місяці тому

    Greatsword main, I've tried every weapon but always gravitate back to the greatsword. Just got to love those satisfying heavy hits

  • @AuraelStar
    @AuraelStar 3 роки тому +97

    When you're French and you do not use insect glaive :
    *Identity crisis intensified*

  • @theghostofjeffgoldblumdail9613
    @theghostofjeffgoldblumdail9613 3 роки тому +242

    “Why use one sword, when you can use two swords?”
    Ah yes, I see you’re a man of culture as well

    • @DaRoachDoggJrr
      @DaRoachDoggJrr 3 роки тому +25

      Weeb weapon option 2

    • @AdmiralWalrus
      @AdmiralWalrus 3 роки тому +7

      @@DaRoachDoggJrr Indeed. DS Kiritos, absolutely everywhere. Well maybe not anymore, the anime is old now and people like me kicking them on sight might have pushed them to other weapons (or names).

    • @saiyan_god_z8755
      @saiyan_god_z8755 3 роки тому +1

      @@DaRoachDoggJrryep...

    • @MrHamsterpower
      @MrHamsterpower 3 роки тому +2

      @@AdmiralWalrus I think we are more Levi than kirito

    • @woodpecker8116
      @woodpecker8116 3 роки тому +3

      @@MrHamsterpower yes spining over the monster like Levi!

  • @0m1ett
    @0m1ett Рік тому +1

    Insect Glaive lets you feel like a little Mosquito flying around the monster and constantly poking it

    • @0m1ett
      @0m1ett 4 місяці тому

      true

  • @pseudoarachniaarmoralis6943

    just got into MHGU, glad to be a part of the Dual Blades Gang

  • @tessielation
    @tessielation 3 роки тому +98

    great sword mains: are used to being disappointed

  • @gameskyjumper1721
    @gameskyjumper1721 3 роки тому +69

    Insect Glaive: you were playing 3rd person shooter the first five minutes of every single fight.

    • @DracosKasurani
      @DracosKasurani 3 роки тому +4

      And then you are in space

    • @TheXxdaknessxX
      @TheXxdaknessxX 3 роки тому +9

      You're playing an fps *every* five minutes of a fight because the colored insect kush doesn't last that much

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 3 роки тому +5

      we are pretty much useless without the red buff.

    • @Puregold24karat
      @Puregold24karat 3 роки тому +3

      @@rain8767 and we spent 2 mins trying to figure out which part gives out which color

    • @rain8767
      @rain8767 3 роки тому

      @@Puregold24karat For real. I hunted a Zinogre once with a couple of guys and I keep trying to find the white buff for speed and extra jump height, then after a couple of minutes i figured out that the white buff came from it's tail and not on it's legs like it normally would to other monsters.

  • @LeiCal69
    @LeiCal69 Рік тому

    I like how that long ass Charge blade PDF is real, that the weapon actually demands such a thing.