So can she collect unemployment when she get's constipated? Or can Aflac help? Are hemorrhoid's fair grounds for applying for worker's comp? I have many questions.
Does she sell diarrhea as limited edition collectors items because of their infrequency and scarcity? Does she take custom orders if say I wanted a sample with corn in it? To think all these years I've just been flushing these opportunities down the toilet...
Let's be real, they're both shit movies, but Dark Fate didn't have the risk of ruining the Terminator franchise since it was already fucked, so I'd argue it's even worse.
Can’t tell if Kaya is referring to One More Light or A Thousand Suns when he’s talking about Linkin Park’s immediate change in musical direction, but I think that most of their albums are good for the most part in terms of cohesion and flow, and they all have their own flaws. But overall their electronic albums aren’t too bad. A Thousand Suns is probably one of my favorite albums tbh
Charlie the problem with the Terminator movie is that they were "taking the movie in a new direction" but ended up being a combination of T1-T3. Killing John so you can have just another new John to take care of was just a pointless change if they weren't actually going to do something new with it. I think you guys were watching only one take of the critic.
In the beginning of this episode I was very hungry and couldn't wait to get home so I could eat, but thank you, this solved the problem 👍 In fact, I'm going on a long fast.
Halloween was originally Samhain, which was a celebration and holy time where the "spirit" world and human world was closer together. I don't know about the other stuff Andrew said though
First off I'm so happy to have you guys back. To keep up with my little updates I joined the wrestling team at my school and all my gym time is really paying off. It's super fun and really helpful. Broke up with my gf but it was really healthy and good and we are still friends. Thanks to anybody who read this. Love u all and Happy to have the official boys back
@@nightfighter7452 From Wikipedia: "Egg rolls do not typically contain egg in the filling,[8] and the wheat flour wrapper may or may not contain egg.[9] In addition to the disputed origin of the dish, it is unclear how the word "egg" appeared in the name, since the predominant flavor in American egg rolls is cabbage, not eggs."
I went to the site thinking "how bad can it be? I can take it", saw some stuff and thought, "that's can't be real, has to be fake", but as I scrolled down... "what if it is real? I'm poisoning my mind and my memory with this"... No, guys... Don't be troopers, keep your minds healthy.
Yeah, sometimes Charlie has really weird taste, also "They hate it because she's a woman" not because her character is just dogshit. I like Charlie, but sometimes he should just shut up. How does Andrew like Dark Fate but not new Star Wars, besides the fact it's all a stinky pile of hot garbage, TFA and T:DF are basically the same.
Right? He basically said well if they liked T2 they should love this movie because it's the exact same set up plot and ending as that movie. Why would anyone be interested in seeing a brand new movie that they've basically seen before? I mean, I'm glad they could get some enjoyment out of it, but my biggest gripe is just lazy writing. Which Charlie himself has criticised in other movies before so I don't know why the limp dicked defense in this case is.
@DontListen ToMe You can like the movie. You can hate the movie. You cannot call it fresh. Salvation bombed. Genesys bombed. This one is bombing. Nobody cares about new Terminator movies anymore.
@DontListen ToMe It will be another unconnected movie that fails to start yet another trilogy. Can we even call them movies? They are more like commercials or factory products at this point.
@DontListen ToMe I'm sorry but it's the truth, dark fate is the worse terminator yet, atleat T3 onward took risks, this one is like a fan fiction of T2. Now, you're free to like it, I for one love Terminator Salvation, but I know it's a shit movie, Charlie and Andrew in this instance are actually arguing that Dark Fate (Even the title is fecking dumb) is a good movie, which is insane.
Jackson made a really good point with Andrew I kinda feel like Andrew projects toward Jackson a lot I mean like he's literally constantly telling Jackson things like the blind praise stuff and Jackson had a really good point with blind criticism but it goes even further cause when Andrew's response was well "they can't handle criticism" that was literally him not taking criticism well
16:04 Oh please don't bring back cursed memories. I was among the fans in 2010 when A Thousand Suns came out. The fans were torn between unnecessary hate and blind fanaticism. The worst part of Likin Park was the fanbase, not the change of genre throughout the years.
Jackson you'd love Star Trek. Watch the next generation. The first two seasons are a little dated, but it's still good and continues to get better over the series. Star Trek Voyager and Deep Space Nine are connected to it and are also very good.
I like how Jackson says "this is our deepest episode yet" then 20 min later they're describing a woman selling poop. Love the diversity.
Their minds truly have achieved rick and morty fan levels
This is probably the most in depth any podcast has gone on the topic of the shitting and pissing business practice
@@seanwatson5518 until Logan Paul talked about CryptoZoo for an hour
Legos will do more for you than any woman ever will
And Legos can't cheat on me...
Legos can never shit in a cup for you
You can't fuck legos
Lego can't take the kids
Spent my life building legos up, they've never left me.
Went to her site, can confirm everything the guys are saying. Regret.
@Ghost Storm Scatshop.com
Went to her site, can confirm everything the guys are saying. Arousal.
The message just repeats, "Regret, Regret, Regret."
I never want to hear another god damn mention of the wage gap ever again.
I hate life
I used to think I had a medical condition, now I know I have a large business opportunity.
Nice
So can she collect unemployment when she get's constipated? Or can Aflac help? Are hemorrhoid's fair grounds for applying for worker's comp? I have many questions.
also does she have to pay taxes on it? my guess would be yes but you never know
Does she sell diarrhea as limited edition collectors items because of their infrequency and scarcity? Does she take custom orders if say I wanted a sample with corn in it?
To think all these years I've just been flushing these opportunities down the toilet...
@@moonie5565 The taco bell collection, Chipotle delight, chicken tikka reborn.
Who else wants to see Charlie and Jackson go on cold ones?
That'll legit never happen but I'd love to see it
@@Jacketsfan96 have faith
I’d prefer Charlie and Kaya honestly
R fr, jackson would just be a pansy the whole time
Why not hot jauns
I want y'all to know I almost threw up in my car
Same bro
Same man...
Cool
Yeah, I finally got one of my favorite drinks and it lost all delicious flavor once I heard that shit. 🤢
ok
This is the first time I'm listening to The Official Podcast, what a great episode to start on 😂😂💩
Welcome to the insanity
Man! I wish I had 152 other episodes that I haven't heard yet. Enjoy!
Same here, this is truly a wonderful choice of episode to start on haha! :)
Go directly to Notch interview
They have been wanting to increase their female demographic so
I should of never started eating as I listen to this podcast lmfao
I don't get people who can't eat when listening to gross stuff. It's never been difficult for me. Just eat
not everyone is like you
@@Pharomid its because its a dumb feeling we get when we eat like "oh no what if im eating this gross thing" kinda feeling
@@Pharomid Hey, it's been 3 years. Have you mastered human understanding yet?
@@Edward-Not-Elric no
tfw ur trying to eat while listening to this.
Yerr
"maybe if you let it ferment long enough, it'll turn to cheese" as i am eating velveeta and mac that i just made 30 mins ago 47:00
One thing I've learned about listening to podcasts, never eat while doing it, now, I can listen to some horrible shit, but if I see it, nah fam
"We need to appeal to the True Crime demographic"
Brings on John McAfee as a quest.
That'll do it.
My google history will never be the same after listening to this.......
Google History: *long drag from cigarette* I've seen some shit, y'know...
Lol it all started when Charlie played the farting Harley Quinn chick and I went down the rabbit hole ever since
Send the link and time bar for that
I didn't expect the title to be literal, but I should've expected it.
Star Trek cames first and gets called a Star Wars knock off. Nice one Kaya
I cannot believe it took me this long to realise thats the dude who did the how it's actually made series
Jackson is too pure.
These guys take shootin the shit wit the boys to a new level
I hope you look back on this with regret
I met you at the AMC movie theater today! It was nice meeting you!
I wish I got a picture but I was not confident enough to ask lol
Which of these lads are you referring to?
Cr1TiKal never gave us a true Cow Man in WWE 2K20. We want Cow Man. We need Cow Man. Cow Man is love, Cow Man is life.
I think this is the funniest episode yet honestly
Well, this is the first official podcast I couldn't get through. Well played
I'm with Jackson on this one, the force awakens is similar to the new terminator movie so please stop bullying my official boi and his legos.
Let's be real, they're both shit movies, but Dark Fate didn't have the risk of ruining the Terminator franchise since it was already fucked, so I'd argue it's even worse.
His crusty Legos
how do you rate faeces 3/5, I feel like it's always gonna be either 1/5 or 5/5
2/2
Last time i was this early epstein didnt kill himself
Oh wait
yo, whos joe
Nimfodder Joe Mama
@@dartyszn6177 ive been bamboozled
I like legos, they're basically just model kits but they're more fun to put together. I understand Jackson
Can’t tell if Kaya is referring to One More Light or A Thousand Suns when he’s talking about Linkin Park’s immediate change in musical direction, but I think that most of their albums are good for the most part in terms of cohesion and flow, and they all have their own flaws. But overall their electronic albums aren’t too bad. A Thousand Suns is probably one of my favorite albums tbh
I fucking love a thousand suns
It can't be One More Light because they had changed genres a million times by the time that came out.
33:12
That sound of Jackson gagging when Kaya talks about making shit twinkies.
God damn that's hilarious!
As a closeted lego lover. I get jackson here and I feel particularly attacked.
Put me on the offial podcast! ill come on and tell Spooky minecraft stoies! >:V
The Dark Somnium I agree
@@kezneo yay! lol
Hell yea Ronnie that'd be badass!
Just tweet them, they'll probably have you on
i have no idea who you are but god please i need a guest episode
Any buyers?
About women trying on underwear - we just put the store underwear on top of our underwear, same with swimsuits.
I know Victoria’s Secret has special liners on panties and swimsuits.
There hasn’t been a guest for a while
And that's a good thing!
Hyped for McAfee as a guest, if true
Kool
Good
They're funnier without them
Try Mia Malkova, she was interviewed on another channel and seems totally open to any weird questions.
The only podcast I actually listen to
28:18
I hear XJ9 Jenny and my attention is immediately drawn to the podcast in an instant. My Life as a Teenage Robot was the shit.
grown men talking about hating fanboys then fanboy over underwear sponsor
2019 colorized
VaultedTomatoes its called advertising
@@jakewulgar its called a joke
VaultedTomatoes ahh ok
Man this is one deep episode. Talking about starting an underwear selling business
And then delved into selling literal shitty food. Truly thought provoking.
I went to sleep watching this an you won't guess what I woke up with in my pants :))))
A boner?
@@trash9378 correct
You know, it could be anything at this point.
Charlie the problem with the Terminator movie is that they were "taking the movie in a new direction" but ended up being a combination of T1-T3. Killing John so you can have just another new John to take care of was just a pointless change if they weren't actually going to do something new with it. I think you guys were watching only one take of the critic.
Respect for the grind tbh
In the beginning of this episode I was very hungry and couldn't wait to get home so I could eat, but thank you, this solved the problem 👍 In fact, I'm going on a long fast.
Favourite episode so far. I love talking shit
I actually almost puked
Halloween was originally Samhain, which was a celebration and holy time where the "spirit" world and human world was closer together. I don't know about the other stuff Andrew said though
First off I'm so happy to have you guys back. To keep up with my little updates I joined the wrestling team at my school and all my gym time is really paying off. It's super fun and really helpful. Broke up with my gf but it was really healthy and good and we are still friends. Thanks to anybody who read this. Love u all and Happy to have the official boys back
jackson I support your inner child, don’t listen to the fun police
I eat lunch while I listen to this
Tip: don’t eat while watching this vid.
I indulge in Rachelle's videos tbh, but I don't pay for them, buy far the best podcast episode
Brandon Heath 🤮 you do you
@@burr69 your emoji says otherwise
40:47
I think Charlie means some 50 shades of brown
I will never understand scat fetish...
I listened to this playing LEGO Star Wars and I have now ascended
Holy shit I also just finished listening to this playing Complete Saga lol
CAN WE TALK ABOUT FALLEN ORDER?!?!?!?!?!?!
Listened to this while taking a shit. Beat that.
If you are only ever going to watch one episode of Star Trek I would recommend "Duet" from Deep Space 9
Why are egg rolls called egg rolls if they don't have eggs in them?
Aren't the shells made with eggs and flour?
@@nightfighter7452 Im not entirely sure
@@nightfighter7452 From Wikipedia: "Egg rolls do not typically contain egg in the filling,[8] and the wheat flour wrapper may or may not contain egg.[9] In addition to the disputed origin of the dish, it is unclear how the word "egg" appeared in the name, since the predominant flavor in American egg rolls is cabbage, not eggs."
@@peroxide8823 well damn
First episode I listened to , good way to start
Heard that first ad read as "Mack Welding" and thought it was weird that they got a sponsor that niche, lol.
Why was this reuploaded? I listened to this yesterday with a different name
Jackson don't feel bad. Lego is fun!
i hadn't even eaten anything for ages but i still felt puking hearing that shit factory
Ahh yes star trek! The Rick and Morty of fantasy series.
This is the most deep official podcast episode
I have one thing I'll go reddit on, that's terminator. But that's probably because I grew up on it like robocop.
Pretty sure all the people who dislike Dark Fate also dislike all the other Terminator movies after the 2nd. I know I do.
I love how they eventually did switch to somewhat true crime
Holy SHIT. John McAfee??!! HOW.
I went to the site thinking "how bad can it be? I can take it", saw some stuff and thought, "that's can't be real, has to be fake", but as I scrolled down... "what if it is real? I'm poisoning my mind and my memory with this"... No, guys... Don't be troopers, keep your minds healthy.
How to make a movie feel fresh according to Charlie and Andrew. Just take another movie and rename the characters.
Yeah, sometimes Charlie has really weird taste, also "They hate it because she's a woman" not because her character is just dogshit.
I like Charlie, but sometimes he should just shut up.
How does Andrew like Dark Fate but not new Star Wars, besides the fact it's all a stinky pile of hot garbage, TFA and T:DF are basically the same.
Right? He basically said well if they liked T2 they should love this movie because it's the exact same set up plot and ending as that movie. Why would anyone be interested in seeing a brand new movie that they've basically seen before?
I mean, I'm glad they could get some enjoyment out of it, but my biggest gripe is just lazy writing. Which Charlie himself has criticised in other movies before so I don't know why the limp dicked defense in this case is.
@DontListen ToMe You can like the movie. You can hate the movie. You cannot call it fresh. Salvation bombed. Genesys bombed. This one is bombing. Nobody cares about new Terminator movies anymore.
@DontListen ToMe It will be another unconnected movie that fails to start yet another trilogy. Can we even call them movies? They are more like commercials or factory products at this point.
@DontListen ToMe I'm sorry but it's the truth, dark fate is the worse terminator yet, atleat T3 onward took risks, this one is like a fan fiction of T2.
Now, you're free to like it, I for one love Terminator Salvation, but I know it's a shit movie, Charlie and Andrew in this instance are actually arguing that Dark Fate (Even the title is fecking dumb) is a good movie, which is insane.
If the Official podcast was Blackadder, Jackson would be George from seasons 3 and 4.
41:22 On the screen we have: Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt and Matt!
This proves my humor hasn’t aged past 6th grade, I’m dying laughing at shit and farts
Please Charlie and Jackson on Cold Ones.
How many times in a row is Charlie gonna start off
Holy shit that intro music got me AMPED UP
was trying to eat while listening to this
just wanna say thanks official boys, i will use this episode to completely kill my appetite to help me lose weight
A bugs life: who ordered the poopoo platter.
Truly inspiring.
hey charlie sorry i missed this one im not getting notifications for some reason
Fifty shades of brown
Jackson made a really good point with Andrew I kinda feel like Andrew projects toward Jackson a lot I mean like he's literally constantly telling Jackson things like the blind praise stuff and Jackson had a really good point with blind criticism but it goes even further cause when Andrew's response was well "they can't handle criticism" that was literally him not taking criticism well
ok ive never had an underwear experience as horrifying as Kaya's apparent day to day challenges
16:04 Oh please don't bring back cursed memories. I was among the fans in 2010 when A Thousand Suns came out. The fans were torn between unnecessary hate and blind fanaticism. The worst part of Likin Park was the fanbase, not the change of genre throughout the years.
Jackson you'd love Star Trek. Watch the next generation. The first two seasons are a little dated, but it's still good and continues to get better over the series. Star Trek Voyager and Deep Space Nine are connected to it and are also very good.
ok nerd
@DontListen ToMe I love OG Trek, but TNG is much more interesting and well written. Wish we had something like either nowadays
I went to the website.
I made a mistake...
What's this about David Cross and the metoo thing?
David Cross was just a shit guest and didn't really care about any of their questions.
39:58 LMFAOOOOOO IM CRYING 😭 ☠️☠️😂
Charlie you should check out this German show on Netflix called Dark it is very good
I checked her site and i vomited. Thank you Charlie, very cool!
Funniest podcast by far for me. I haven't laughed this much in awhile
Ok
Boomer
Lizard Weedzard lmao
@@lizardweedzard4495 no you
Uh oh....
Stinky
@@oceanwalkr p o o p y
“Boys on a podcast:”
Obviously you’ve never experienced 40k
when charlie become da poop dealer
They need to see the wwe games community
They found a real poop dealer!