Cartman when he explains that he can't get into nascar because he's not poor or stupid enough. Also in the same episode, "it can be used everyday, EVERY DAY, EVERY DAAAY,"
I so remember getting grounded after The Substitute Teacher episode from season 2 once again that was in the early 90s and my mom was pissed that she let us watch South Park for our young age good old days goddamn where they go
this is forever going to be one of my top comfort shows. it’s something my dad showed me when i was young and we still watch and adore to this day, i’ve seen it through so many times and i never get tired of it. matt and trey, you are beautiful, intensely weird geniuses.
Trey and Matt are modern day artistic genius who have not got near the respect or acknowledgment they deserve. we are blissed to have so many years, the one show in all of history to NEVER suffer a decline in interest or quality. its just as funny today as it was 20 years ago. if I became a make a wish tomorrow, my wish would be to meet Trey and Matt.
Man i know it's hilarious but the part at the start wher he say's "No, Uncle Jessie No" That shit comes across as revealing, you dunno whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. Nah fuck it just laugh 🤣😂🤣
Couldnt have said it better myself. Lol I'm the same way.....wind me up and set me loose and I dont quit.....well except when the cops show up but another story
Nuclear power plants run on steam....lol. The nuclear reaction is used to heat water to produce steam, and the steam is what turns the turbine that produces electricity. Either way, Cartman certainly doesn't run out of steam
@@michaeldaigle7207 At the opening of the first nuclear power plant. "We advance with our heads held high into the bright future of the atomic age." "Nah dude thats a steam engine, we're still in the age of steam."
It's over a year and a half into covid, Capitol riots were 6 months ago, we just left thousands of Americans stranded in Afghanistan's which has just been taken over by the Taliban, I've somehow developed a zit on 1 of my ass cheeks, (which I didn't know was even possible) that is super painful, but also seemingly impossible to pop, I've gained 15 lbs this last year... I could probably go on for a few hours, but what I'm saying is that I REALLY needed this. I needed it more than I needed food or water today. Thank you for posting this, (especially in HD) you angel. You're a true patriot. Lol
This show piloted 1 month before I was born, but I discovered South Park when I was 12 in 2009. (The funny thing is this show made such an impact on me and literally developed my sense of humor today, that I remember the exact day I first watched south park.) I was at my cousin's house (may he rest in peace), and he always let me borrow DVDs, when I stumbled upon his South Park the Complete Collection (at the time) box set. 13 seasons of all south park. I thought it was just some cartoon, but just like you, when the pilot episode played, I also thought I had just watched the most hilarious show I'd ever seen. I binged all 13 seasons, and and to this day, I can still watch south park for hours on end and laugh so hard at any episode, that is one thing that for the past 12 years hasn't changed about me. Even if I've seen the episode a hundred times. It just gets funnier and funnier Everytime I rewatch an episode. I remember 12 year old me going around telling other kids, "So who is ____ real father? Gerald Braflauski? Chef? Randy Marsh? The 1999 Denver Broncos?" The amount of times that pops into my head even to this day is unhealthy lol. Memories indeed friend, simpler times, even if we're off a whole decade 2009 was still a time when everyone wasn't so God damn sensitive about every little thing...
@@rake1087 Yeah, it is impactful no doubt, I as well still recall being with my buddies gathered on their beds watching a tiny little box tv because the adults were watching something else in the main living room. We all piled in and laughed and laughed. Our parents were like "what are you guys watching in there?" They probably heard some of the lines in the background and were somewhat concerned, but at the time they obviously hadn't heard of it. Anyways yeah, I too miss the less sensitive country. It seems to have violated some of our sense of freedom.
YEP ANYWAYS ARE YOU SAVED REEM ALZUBAIDY ? HAVE YOU ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE I COULDN'T IMAGINE HEAVEN WITHOUT YOU
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⭐ WHAT ARE YOUR FAVOURITE ALL TIME CLIPS? ⭐
Cartman when he explains that he can't get into nascar because he's not poor or stupid enough. Also in the same episode, "it can be used everyday, EVERY DAY, EVERY DAAAY,"
I so remember getting grounded after The Substitute Teacher episode from season 2 once again that was in the early 90s and my mom was pissed that she let us watch South Park for our young age good old days goddamn where they go
@Ellianna Jackson Tweek & Craig 4 part playlist uploaded
when Cartmen gets probed
All the parts with Kenny he’s my favorite✨
"After 14 hours of testing" I feel so bad for butters😭😭😂😂
I literally read this as soon as he said it Lmao
I would like to know HOW those tests had anything to do with schizophrenia lol
@@nikkimiddlekillsday5161 Oh no it Didnt...that Was the reward For Doctors Working so hard...The Testing Will begin Shortly
@@alewis17 dude, sick! Lol
8:56 🤣🤣🤣😏
1:47 CARTMANS LAUGH TAKES ME OUT
I agree idk why his laugh makes me laugh.
SAME CARTMAN SOUNDS LIKE A GOOSE-
AAAAAAAAAAAAA-
AAAAAAAAAHAAAAAAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAHAAAAAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAH
It hits when he laughs the second time 😿
this is forever going to be one of my top comfort shows. it’s something my dad showed me when i was young and we still watch and adore to this day, i’ve seen it through so many times and i never get tired of it. matt and trey, you are beautiful, intensely weird geniuses.
Took the words from my mouth cuz same with my dad and me!
I showed it to my dad and he loves it
Dude I agree! This show comforts me so much.
I discovered this show on my own. its now a late night watch along when i feel like everythings going wrong. :3
this ^^, this show holds such memories 😓
17:05
this will ALWAYS be my favourite scene
“I’m sorry, I’m sorry, actually what I said was *clears throat* HOW WOULD YOU LIKE” 😂😂
What ep is it?
@@yourmum7531 it’s the movie i believe
Is anyone gonna talk about how fire Eric's harmonica skills are
eric is actually pretty talented, he’s shown that throughout the show. it’s a pretty funny aspect of him.
Ye hes also fluent in spanish
and german i think
2:00 Cartmans laugh. I feel bad for Stan but Cartmans laugh is so contagious.
@@pamelatyree3521 Namaskaram!
I’m amazed this show hasn’t been canceled lol. I love it 😂😂
ikr
Who can cancel Strong Woman?
Yet people are offended when we grew up on this shit
Most fearless show on television
fr why would the office be cancelled today anyways
6:46 "your my little moster" that had me dead 💀
😂
💀
😐😐
@@chomper5416 who are you rip off of me?!
@@kylebroflovski1679 NO
11:32
''What seems to be the officer, problem?'' LMAO hahahahahaha
😂🤣😹💀
I DIED MAN
I love this quote so much
waiting for that one comments thats gonna say "omg i read this as soon as he said it" like every other quote on youtube
O FREAKING DIED
Cartman makes this show, and you can't convince me otherwise
21:30 “ he didn’t make it” LMAO
He almost did tho
😂
NOOOOOO
yes.
NOOOO 99% NAAHHHHHH
@@edork69
MY SON IS DEAD! NOOOOOOOO!
13:20 DANGGGGG- THAT HAS TO BE ONE OF THE MOST SAVAGE ERIC MOMENTS
5:37 I like how stan just stands there with no emotion and says “why 😐”
Dude...
Out of all the blank stares, Stans is the most impactful to me, lol.
😂
thank you kayl🥺🥺🥺
Me too hahahaha
20:38 is my favorite clip. That episode is legendary.
I love the episode with the little guy bc it shows how all these anti bully programs don’t actually show you how to deal realistically with a bully
Its so damn true lmao! I was bullied as a Kid and theres no way to stop them until you beat them into the dirt
@@GOODNOIGHT Right! If somebody messes with you, you gotta show them they can’t mess with you. If it means violence, so be it.
@@GOODNOIGHT yup its law of nature. the weak submits to the strong, the only exception would be if they enter a mutually beneficial relationship
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It’s officially canon that Jersey Kyle is the most powerful being in South Park
So Jersey Kyle could beat Jesus and Satan
Manbearpig too op
@@teaveekid yes
the only missing scene for me is the one cartman was dressed as hitler
It has to be his day dream while watching the educational video
I agree
based
@GunkisMK7 the pinkeye one was best imo despite the passion of the Jew being amazing
Trey and Matt are modern day artistic genius who have not got near the respect or acknowledgment they deserve. we are blissed to have so many years, the one show in all of history to NEVER suffer a decline in interest or quality. its just as funny today as it was 20 years ago. if I became a make a wish tomorrow, my wish would be to meet Trey and Matt.
0:06 "uncle Jesse no" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Yeah that was kinda fucked up XD
@@KhalilSonic 😂
😂😂😂 me and my friends started no laugh challenge I failed at 0:07
Cartman wake up!
The fact cartman can actually play instruments and sing well…
No one's going to deny, he can go hard singing Poker Face
21:29 "he... didn't make it" WHAT?! NO SHIT!!! makes me chuckle every time.
I’m in tears over that one 🤣🤣🤣
NOOOOOO, NOOOOOOO
Butters’ mum screaming over his “suicide”. Breaks my heart. Such an honest depiction of how a mother would react 😂
Same.
I've been lickin' this carpet for 3 hours and I STILL don't feel like a lesbian" 😆😆
Me neither
I read this as soon as it started
@@cherissemayers6031 same lol
😂😂😂
2:27
I tried to treat this like a try not to laugh challenge, but I ended up laughing at the first scene when Cartman farted in Kyle’s face…
Glad you enjoy the vids 👍
8:32 the whole scene made me laugh the hardest I have in a long time
Lmaoo yess. “You’re doing great, Butters.”
I fill bad for butters 😄
@@magicchris5516 Fill
😂😂😂🤣🤣
@TheReaper74 woooahhh there my guy that feels pretty weird to say, you need some help in your love life my guy?
5:11 I like how Kenny doesn't die in this one
That carpet lickers one had me creasing 😂
just do this if you wanna be a Les Bos
I belted out laughing lmao
4:17 I’m glad you included that in here.
17:25 is the best clip of all time
What Ep is this
@@teamjade996 South Park Movie
kenny's f4ck is priceless
Fr
Leading up to 9:09 just leaves me breathless with laughter. So hilarious. Poor butters, always taking the fall.
2:30 "my mom Said if you want to be a lesbian you have to lick carpet" Best thing cartman ever said
13:00 is always going to be one of my favorite south park scenes because liane actually sticks up for herself
THATS WHY???
That's the dumbest reason to favorite that over
180sx venus prolly the “”she/her” in bio”” type
@@dudebro755 are u dumb
the new generation of south park fans
“Is that what you wanna do bro, kick the baby? C’mon bro, kick the fucking baby, let’s see you try!” never fails to make me piss myself laughing.
Bruh the way Cartman went back to sleep in the 1st clip 🤣🤣
Man i know it's hilarious but the part at the start wher he say's "No, Uncle Jessie No" That shit comes across as revealing, you dunno whether to laugh or feel sorry for him. Nah fuck it just laugh 🤣😂🤣
Lets see in the last 3.2 seconds you’ve called me Fatass .. Butthole and Douchebag I don’t feel very much like your friend 🤣
@@unchainedmentally2147 I’m sadly confident he was having a nightmare about full house
@@MISCHIEFAGAIN lmao
@@unchainedmentally2147 I LAUGHED SO HARD AT THAT 😂
2:51 This entire scene had me dead
The way Stan says “why” has me dead 🤣🤣 5:36
To me he sounds like Craig
@@restive_aura3989 bruh yeah
Get outta here!!!
Stan be like *why are we still here, just to suffer.*
lmaooo
The guts go all over the place, and the doctor still tests to see if he's alive🤣
🤣🤣🤣
Dr Nelson, "it's ok he'll run out of steam soon"
Me: How wrong you are. Cartman doesn't run on steam. That little fkr is nuclear powered.
Couldnt have said it better myself. Lol I'm the same way.....wind me up and set me loose and I dont quit.....well except when the cops show up but another story
Nuclear power plants run on steam....lol. The nuclear reaction is used to heat water to produce steam, and the steam is what turns the turbine that produces electricity. Either way, Cartman certainly doesn't run out of steam
@@michaeldaigle7207 At the opening of the first nuclear power plant.
"We advance with our heads held high into the bright future of the atomic age."
"Nah dude thats a steam engine, we're still in the age of steam."
😂
They deadass should of gave him a warning about Eric before he walked in the gym
"I don't trust anything that bleeds for 5 days and doesn't die"
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
22:09 cracks me up every time lmaooo
Thank God you have this timestamp xD I can't stop clicking it LOLOL
5:27 im pretty sure everyone is feeling the same way as butters right now
14:42 “ oh you see that?- his dick’s flyin off”
Mr. Mackey -2020
That clip is from 2014. The year the episode Gluten-Free Ebola aired.
AYOOOOOOOOO
Butters: “A MIDGIT!” I love this part
so good
21:38 cartman: “nice” 🤣
😂
"He didn't make it" 😂😂😂😂😂 nothing but blood and bones
😂😂😂
9:05 - yeah..the thing that traumatised Butters in the past..? You’re talking to it.
20:04 got me crying! 🤣
"And we will spare your lives" lol
Same XDDD
What episode is it?
He's pretty good.
Just walk away 😂
His voice 🤣🤣🤣
Cartmen's definition of sexual harrasment literally killed me ... 7:55
😂😂😂
This is one of the best selection of South Park clips I’ve ever seen 😎
20:03 Why doesn't Butters use that manly voice when being professor chaos?
I think that mask gave him that voice
@@zoeweemama3274 Ah
@@coolblackeagle1063 Or the mic lol
What a puny plan.
:)
😂😂😂
The pig splattering all over Butters mom always gets me 😂
Fax 😂
"He didn't make it."
Cartman: MY EYES ARE ROUND
Poetry Teachers: BUT WHY
Lmao fs
4:29 “Dude, no fucking way!” 😂😂😂
Who knows what a little person is?
Lol we had a presentation like this in my high school and I totally pulled a butters
its just too much to ask of kids...
No u didn't
@@ajmalks6298 wanna bet? Yup it happened. Not proud of it...but it happened.
"he... he didnt make it" BRO IVE NEVER LAUGHED SO HARD IN MY LIFE!
The moment that he grabs the megaphone always make me die laughing 😂😂😂
"I'm not drinking and driving! I'm driving while I'm drinking! Right boys!?" 🤣👍
"yeah sure, whatever"
😂😂😂
“What seems to be the officer, problem?” 🤣🤣
Cartman wasn't laughing so hard after Heidi came along lmfao
"whats seems to be the officer, problem?" WILL ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH LOL
21:12 the police car says "to patronize and annoy" lmfaooo
16:58 😂
Did Cartman just crap treasure? - Kyle
I love this dude!
I LOVE U KENNY
@@joshallen4281 love you too
@@kennymccormick8906 sup kenny
ur just an empty channel not gonna lie
Kenny what was heaven like?
i cant believe 8:51 was real. not even just the visual the entire scene is insane.
I have a sneaking suspicion that Cartman is attracted to Kyle. Homeboy is obsessed with Kyle.
That’s what I think too, man. Way too obsessed with him.
22:30 the subtle "that's gay" 😂
"what seems to be the officer problem" is the wisest and funniest thing ANYONE EVER said LOL
1:59 cartman's laugh XD
It's over a year and a half into covid, Capitol riots were 6 months ago, we just left thousands of Americans stranded in Afghanistan's which has just been taken over by the Taliban, I've somehow developed a zit on 1 of my ass cheeks, (which I didn't know was even possible) that is super painful, but also seemingly impossible to pop, I've gained 15 lbs this last year... I could probably go on for a few hours, but what I'm saying is that I REALLY needed this. I needed it more than I needed food or water today. Thank you for posting this, (especially in HD) you angel. You're a true patriot. Lol
Hey, the ass zit gone away yet?
@@grillpaneddymsp7716 idk... can you check?
@@goatitisful sure anything for you man
r/thathappened
cartman pissing himself at the assembly about dwarfs has me absolutely rolling 😭
16:02 any screen shot of that can be taken out of context.
1:38 I have never laughed so hard in my life. Well done, South Park.
"if" I was to bust my gut and stroke out and die laughing at this shit, would the producers of South park be held responsible for my death? 🤣
6:59 this scene killed me
14:15...
"Then *EAT* That Pure ConcentratedGluten... *Mmm-Kay!"*
3:20
“C’mon kick the f***ing baby you wuss!”
Narrator: “They kicked the baby.”
*oof*
As soon as it opened "uncle jesse ...nooooo" ... i knew it was going to be good.
14:42
"Oh, you see that, his dick's flying off!"
Nearly died laughing
M'kay
14:41
18:23 im dying🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣
6:45 “but your my little monster” I love this😭😭
"What seems to be the officer problem?" Using that line next time I get pulled over 😍
Bruh
"What seems to be the officer problem"
LMFAO
Yo cartmans laugh is the most wholesome thing on this planet
15:56 I like how the golden globe award appears from the bottom left; camera left.
Definitely one of my favorite shows of all time 😂💯
5:13 bro this scene makes my soul go out of my body
🤣
🤣🤣🤣
12:41 “call me a bitch again” bruh that should be a tiktok sound like frfr 😭😭🤣🤣
22:53 Ok, I’ll be honest: This was actually amazing. The transitions were smooth as fuck. 10/10, nice job Wendy👍
I remember watching the pilot episode when it was new and thinking I had just watched the most hilarious show I'd ever seen, memories...
This show piloted 1 month before I was born, but I discovered South Park when I was 12 in 2009. (The funny thing is this show made such an impact on me and literally developed my sense of humor today, that I remember the exact day I first watched south park.) I was at my cousin's house (may he rest in peace), and he always let me borrow DVDs, when I stumbled upon his South Park the Complete Collection (at the time) box set. 13 seasons of all south park. I thought it was just some cartoon, but just like you, when the pilot episode played, I also thought I had just watched the most hilarious show I'd ever seen. I binged all 13 seasons, and and to this day, I can still watch south park for hours on end and laugh so hard at any episode, that is one thing that for the past 12 years hasn't changed about me. Even if I've seen the episode a hundred times. It just gets funnier and funnier Everytime I rewatch an episode. I remember 12 year old me going around telling other kids, "So who is ____ real father? Gerald Braflauski? Chef? Randy Marsh? The 1999 Denver Broncos?" The amount of times that pops into my head even to this day is unhealthy lol. Memories indeed friend, simpler times, even if we're off a whole decade 2009 was still a time when everyone wasn't so God damn sensitive about every little thing...
@@rake1087 Yeah, it is impactful no doubt, I as well still recall being with my buddies gathered on their beds watching a tiny little box tv because the adults were watching something else in the main living room. We all piled in and laughed and laughed. Our parents were like "what are you guys watching in there?" They probably heard some of the lines in the background and were somewhat concerned, but at the time they obviously hadn't heard of it. Anyways yeah, I too miss the less sensitive country. It seems to have violated some of our sense of freedom.
20:32 idk why but the phrase "don't do it son! You have *too* much to live for!" just cracks me the fuck up.
Also 21:28 holy shit XD
The “he didn’t make it” gets me every time no matter how many times I watch it
😂😂
Lmao. My first thought is always "no shit, Sherlock."
You know if I saw that happen I would probably think the guts going everywhere would be a sign that I don't need a brain to know he's dead
2:20 The things shes saying isn't funny, but Cartmans laugh just makes you laugh
It's a tradition to come and watch this every year
21:30 when the doctor said he didn't make it...😂😂😂😂 Obviously he didn't.🤣
Lmao 🤣
Cartmen and kyle have an amazing dynamic 🤣
YEP ANYWAYS ARE YOU SAVED REEM ALZUBAIDY ? HAVE YOU ACCEPT JESUS AS YOUR LORD AND SAVIOR AND RECEIVE ETERNAL LIFE I COULDN'T IMAGINE HEAVEN WITHOUT YOU
so how many cartmen youve seen?
@@pamelatyree3521 LMAOAOAOA WHAT
South Park will never get old “my mom said if you want to be lesbian you have to lick the carpet” 🤣
6:07 my favorite part
Butters screaming "A MIDGET?" is so funny!!
"Mom, I am the god of the sea people" one of my favorite scenes
Along with the Halloween episode Scoots. So many other hilarious moments
"This is a bunch of crap! I've been licking this carpet for 3 hours and I still don't feel like a lesbian." 🤣🤣🤣
South park Made up the term “Queer Moe”
And I love it