Curb Your Enthusiasm: Larry's New Pen

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  • Curb Your Enthusiasm
    Season 12, Episode 5
    Fish Stuck
    Aired on HBO: 2024.03.03
    Freddy gives Leon a jacket; Larry asks Cheryl for a favor.
    You can watch full episodes of Curb Your Enthusiasm anytime on max: www.max.com/shows/curb-your-e...
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  • @TheTibetyak
    @TheTibetyak 2 місяці тому +134

    I absolutely love the polite but open hostility.

    • @ruiz1871
      @ruiz1871 2 місяці тому +10

      They finally learned how to handle him

  • @thebigmarbowski84
    @thebigmarbowski84 2 місяці тому +151

    "How much longer do you think you'll be staying, Larry?"🤣

    • @sharpo
      @sharpo 2 місяці тому +1

      🤣

  • @sharpo
    @sharpo 2 місяці тому +254

    "I want you should take the pen. Do me a personal favor and take the pen." Jack Klompas.

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 місяці тому +12

      Independent George agrees!✌️🤣😂

    • @jeffruisi6151
      @jeffruisi6151 2 місяці тому +9

      But this one doesn’t write upside down…like the astronauts use

    • @Alsatiagent-zu1rx
      @Alsatiagent-zu1rx 2 місяці тому +2

      I can't recall the pretence but I was watching the Larry Sanders Show and saw something that was nicked many years later by a lesser comedic vehicle. It was huge hit of course. Actors paid many hundreds of thousands an episode. " Take the pen" is Larry's right.

    • @sharpo
      @sharpo 2 місяці тому +4

      ​@@Alsatiagent-zu1rxhe is doing/repurposing a lot of his Seinfeld era material this season. Nothing wrong with that.

    • @prmittal
      @prmittal 2 місяці тому +2

      @@sharpoTy for not complaining about the homage to Seinfeld.

  • @timothyperry945
    @timothyperry945 Місяць тому +7

    “So you’re doing all this stuff like a third base coach!” 😂😂😂

  • @francoisnatasha
    @francoisnatasha 2 місяці тому +105

    Cheryl never had Larry's back....Loretta on the other hand...she was something else😅

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 місяці тому +12

      Loretta is our peeps! She was amazing!😂✌️

    • @LuvableAF
      @LuvableAF 2 місяці тому +16

      Cheryl thought Larry was annoying and thought she was doing him a favour being married to him lol

    • @prmittal
      @prmittal 2 місяці тому +6

      Skeletor has become the shallowest person on this show

    • @JoeWayne84
      @JoeWayne84 2 місяці тому

      @@prmittalyou do realize she is playing a character??? Hahaha it’s what makes the season work is her and Ted being together and not liking Larry but having to tolerate him to be polite… haha it’s funny how she is written where she can’t just lie and say he is a decent human hahahahaha him doing the compliment trick to take the pen was icing on the cake.:.

    • @mrbiscuits915
      @mrbiscuits915 2 місяці тому

      @@prmittal skelator 🤣

  • @avardmacgregor746
    @avardmacgregor746 2 місяці тому +100

    "I wish I had a suede dew-rag" I fucking laughed out loud!

    • @raddastronaut
      @raddastronaut 2 місяці тому +1

      Same. 😂

    • @willeats
      @willeats 2 місяці тому +3

      “Durag” but it was quite hilarious 😂

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. 2 місяці тому +1

      @@willeats I prefer doo rag. Without the hyphen.

    • @avardmacgregor746
      @avardmacgregor746 2 місяці тому +4

      I'm a 66 year old white guy from Canada, but thanks to my good friend, the late, great Norm Macdonald, I know what it is. @@willeats

    • @willeats
      @willeats 2 місяці тому +2

      @@avardmacgregor746 I’m sure you do😊

  • @JimLink
    @JimLink 2 місяці тому +33

    -"Who bought this brick?"
    -"Anonymous".

    • @Bonesince1997
      @Bonesince1997 2 місяці тому +2

      He's going around telling people he's "anonymous" 😂

  • @James_Bowie
    @James_Bowie 16 днів тому +1

    "I'd like to refute his brick." 😆😆😆😆

  • @327Erich
    @327Erich 3 дні тому +1

    "What if it just said 'I was married to Larry David and he's a decent guy?"
    Ted: "I-It's dishonest." 🤣😂

  • @joeredman9354
    @joeredman9354 2 місяці тому +23

    Cheryl is probably the one responsible for the derogatory brick...

    • @anastassiosperakis2869
      @anastassiosperakis2869 Місяць тому

      I never understood Cheryl. She could have done a hell of a lot worse than Larry, and he could have done a WHOLE LOT better than her. WHat a lame loser.

  • @robrick9361
    @robrick9361 2 місяці тому +15

    "Larry David never exceeds his appetizer allotment."

  • @jakeackermann9059
    @jakeackermann9059 2 місяці тому +84

    Ted never bought a brick

    • @louskunt9798
      @louskunt9798 2 місяці тому +2

      🤣🤣😂✌️

    • @Glum1964
      @Glum1964 2 місяці тому +3

      He’d of told everyone “Anonymously” if he had, right?😂😂

    • @andrewp7509
      @andrewp7509 2 місяці тому

      Ted's big stupid head is the brick

    • @mikel5582
      @mikel5582 2 місяці тому +3

      I respect the real Ted Danson more for portraying a pretty sh!tty Ted Danson on Curb.

    • @reubenherrera9827
      @reubenherrera9827 Місяць тому

      He is a notorious cheapskate.

  • @deprogramr
    @deprogramr 2 місяці тому +18

    So many Seinfeld call-backs this season... I love it! Nice way to finish the show for the OG fans...

  • @Collie1228
    @Collie1228 2 місяці тому +25

    Jerry got the pen from Jack Klompus after complimenting Jack on the pen. It was an astronaut pen.

    • @anastassiosperakis2869
      @anastassiosperakis2869 Місяць тому

      A dumb astronaut pen, one for which the Pentagon would pay $600 for. A smart Astronaut pen, which is a dime a dozen, is a Fucking Pencil.

  • @MK8Klexify
    @MK8Klexify 2 місяці тому +27

    It's Just Like Seinfeld😂

    • @ArmandE
      @ArmandE 2 місяці тому +1

      It is! But here it’s explained why people give things they don’t really want to give in the first place. It’s like an acoustic version of a rock song, both are nice ;)

  • @jenniferbarnes4647
    @jenniferbarnes4647 2 місяці тому +5

    😂LOVE THIS! REMINDS ME OF ONE MY FAVORITE EPISODES IN SEASON 3😂. STELLA......STELLA.....😂😂😂

  • @Kaddywompous
    @Kaddywompous 2 місяці тому +19

    Vaughn and Ullman are such natural fits for this style of show.

  • @CouchMan88
    @CouchMan88 2 місяці тому +7

    The “I like it gambit”. 😂

  • @paulthaipaul9946
    @paulthaipaul9946 2 місяці тому +4

    “Wish I had a suede dew rag to go with this MFer. “lol.. a suede dew rag .too funny

  • @jerrycordova1971
    @jerrycordova1971 Місяць тому +2

    Larry: "Anybody wanna get Chinese food for lunch today?"
    Leon: "Nah, fuck that..." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 I assume Larry was going to pay, too! Lol!

  • @Hanover-ek4jy
    @Hanover-ek4jy 2 місяці тому +2

    Her facial expressions are priceless!

  • @jimmythefish
    @jimmythefish 2 місяці тому +38

    "He's a good golfer...sometimes"

    • @danielgodfrey2362
      @danielgodfrey2362 2 місяці тому +1

      Honestly though considering how much Larry likes golf this might be one of the nicest things Cheryl ever said to him.

  • @MEGADEEZOO
    @MEGADEEZOO 10 днів тому

    Whoo the way TD handled That! I PRAY for that combination of PATIENCE w/compromise to STEARNESS!
    CLEVER AF!!! def more wisdom than comedy rite here🙏

  • @NicholasMatruglio
    @NicholasMatruglio 26 днів тому +1

    Your doing all this stuff like a third base coach 😂

  • @jenniferbarnes4647
    @jenniferbarnes4647 2 місяці тому +1

    😂SO HILARIOUS😂 LOVE YOU LARRY DAVID!❤

  • @seeharvester
    @seeharvester 2 місяці тому +26

    I used to think Larry was the genius.
    Now I see it's Leon.

    • @UpsonPrattJr.
      @UpsonPrattJr. 2 місяці тому +2

      It's always been Leon. That's the twist!

  • @jeromegreen3654
    @jeromegreen3654 2 місяці тому +3

    Crazy they foreshadowed his death so much in this episode

  • @Billieprntmk6
    @Billieprntmk6 2 місяці тому +4

    come on jerry! take the pen!

  • @Galactic123
    @Galactic123 2 місяці тому +2

    There's been a lot of Seinfeld bits that Curb has done over the years. I'm guessing Larry wrote them so he figures why not re-use them.

  • @Olliethesnowman
    @Olliethesnowman 2 місяці тому +10

    A liar!!! Ted is a liar liar pants on fire!!!🔥

    • @okamijubei
      @okamijubei Місяць тому +1

      He actually didn't, he actually did bought a brick as it shows in the end.

  • @thrillamanilla2545
    @thrillamanilla2545 2 місяці тому +1

    The pen writes upside down! 😂

  • @ranlive1
    @ranlive1 2 місяці тому +4

    Take the pen. Right out of Seinfeld.

  • @ianaspinall7948
    @ianaspinall7948 2 місяці тому +1

    'Its dishonest' hahaha

  • @djhbr
    @djhbr 2 місяці тому +3

    - Did you washed your hands ?
    - Nahhh
    Fucking LD 😂😂😂

  • @bobwoods1302
    @bobwoods1302 Місяць тому

    "Can we run lines when he goes?" 😂

  • @SemiNobleBerean
    @SemiNobleBerean 2 місяці тому

    I swear somehow they made the word “brick” hilarious. They just kept saying it and I cracked up more and more 😂

  • @ostreds
    @ostreds 2 місяці тому +2

    "take the pen"...sound much better from Jack Klompus

  • @angiela3439
    @angiela3439 Місяць тому

    🤣😂😂🤣 "Nah...F... that" 😂🤣😂🤣

  • @FilmAgeStudios
    @FilmAgeStudios 24 дні тому

    “I don’t think you brick, what do you think about that?”

  • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
    @SoFloCo-ne4rk 2 місяці тому +4

    That was a damn nice pen.

  • @Homeschoolsw6
    @Homeschoolsw6 2 місяці тому +2

    " There are other things too. "

  • @foxtonstreet
    @foxtonstreet 2 місяці тому +1

    Seriously this whole season is full of Seinfeld bits. Has to be deliberate. Baby names, people giving away pens, etc.

  • @RetroTVTrivia
    @RetroTVTrivia 2 місяці тому +1

    Let's try Larry's compliment scheme. Check back to report your winnings!

  • @g00zik97
    @g00zik97 2 місяці тому +2

    CMOOON TAKE THE PEEEEEN

  • @paisastic
    @paisastic 2 місяці тому

    4:10 and that's not even an astronaut pen, like Jack Klompus' pen.🤣

  • @Dave-SailsAway
    @Dave-SailsAway 2 місяці тому +1

    "Do you want the pen?" Can you steal from yourself?

  • @WorldOfLimbo
    @WorldOfLimbo 2 місяці тому +7

    Cheryl is so fine

    • @brucekuehn4031
      @brucekuehn4031 2 місяці тому

      Mrs Robert F Kennedy Jr
      Future First Lady?

    • @tsb3093
      @tsb3093 2 місяці тому

      @@brucekuehn4031hopefully not…you don’t need another idiot President…

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 2 місяці тому +2

      The parts of Cheryl she didn't buy are still holding up well.

  • @Tru3_Detective
    @Tru3_Detective День тому

    I tried this with my psychiatrist. She had this really cool lime-colored promotional mug and had two in boxes on her shelf and even doubled down. No such luck. I'm probably way off by trying to pull this shit with a psychiatrist, but I'm just warming up.

  • @BryanEddy09
    @BryanEddy09 2 місяці тому +1

    Space pen rights upside down

  • @david-pb4bi
    @david-pb4bi 2 місяці тому +1

    I would be happy with that brick , as apposed to mine, biggest rollover ever.

  • @CanadianSmoke
    @CanadianSmoke 2 місяці тому +1

    Hmm... some people have their epitaph chiseled onto a tombstone.... others on a brick... tomb rhymes with womb, brick rhymes with...

  • @mLi75
    @mLi75 2 місяці тому +1

    Is this whole season full of homages to Seinfeld? Take the pen .. take the pen

  • @InVinoVeritas.
    @InVinoVeritas. 2 місяці тому +3

    Isn't that the pen that the astronauts use??

  • @iluvj50
    @iluvj50 2 місяці тому +2

    Is something written on a brick considered a concrete statement?

  • @ruthdanielson919
    @ruthdanielson919 2 місяці тому +1

    Write his own brick in response. " In self defense I protest. In fact, i love women so much i broke the 7th (?) Commandment more times than i can remember." L.D.

  • @memoryhero
    @memoryhero 2 місяці тому

    Del Boca Vista...

  • @derekgleeson1353
    @derekgleeson1353 Місяць тому +1

    Cheryl. The face. Stop it.

  • @1962jet
    @1962jet 2 місяці тому +1

    Cheryl "doesn,t feel comfortable". once being married to Larry, certainly she is used to not feeling comfortable.

  • @radhiadeedou8286
    @radhiadeedou8286 7 днів тому

    My grandma used to do that 😂 and more than 50% of the time people would give her that thing, probably cause its an elderly woman

  • @livestrongforever
    @livestrongforever 2 місяці тому

    what material is this you think?

  • @djhbr
    @djhbr 2 місяці тому

    Sean Penn likes that.

  • @rutherose23
    @rutherose23 2 місяці тому

    Larry eats so healthy

  • @WooBino.
    @WooBino. Місяць тому

    They should of done a storyline where Cheryl announces she's dating a Kennedy then they realize it's RFK. 😂😂

  • @BookshelfQBattler
    @BookshelfQBattler 2 місяці тому

    Larry should just buy 100 bricks and write his own op ed

  • @yournamehere6002
    @yournamehere6002 2 місяці тому +2

    Cheryl still hot

  • @chovue2363
    @chovue2363 2 місяці тому

    50% of the time, it works 100% of the time!

  • @ronnygibbon
    @ronnygibbon 2 місяці тому +3

    Sheryl looks amazing since she started her new make up regime.

  • @spaceengineer1452
    @spaceengineer1452 Місяць тому

    Why'd you take his pen ?!.....

  • @brownwolf152
    @brownwolf152 2 місяці тому +1

    Cheryl never had his back just his money.

    • @jamesm.3967
      @jamesm.3967 Місяць тому

      In real life she is married to RFK jr…think about that😮

  • @ineedthatglass
    @ineedthatglass Місяць тому

    Freddy should’ve been in the finale.

  • @marksaguindel1903
    @marksaguindel1903 Місяць тому

    Cheryl did her face? I'll bet Larry was dying to have an episode on that

  • @somethingyousaid5059
    @somethingyousaid5059 2 місяці тому

    [insert brick here]

  • @deantheodosiou2886
    @deantheodosiou2886 2 місяці тому +1

    Is it me, or does Ted Danson look a lot like Spencer Tracey in *Guess Who's Coming To Dinner?*

  • @louskunt9798
    @louskunt9798 2 місяці тому +27

    Cheryl done hit that wall. It was inevitable. I think we can all agree she had a fantastic run!

    • @basilrose
      @basilrose 2 місяці тому +4

      Someone who appreciates women! -lol

    • @deJuanX
      @deJuanX 2 місяці тому

      Just curious what you mean by that. Her looks, acting...what???

    • @jasonharris-zt4mp
      @jasonharris-zt4mp 2 місяці тому

      Larry definitely "outkicked" his coverage with Cheryl. More like Irma😂😂😂 but passing on opportunity with Sienna for Irma🤯🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @Ukraineaissance2014
      @Ukraineaissance2014 2 місяці тому +6

      ​@@deJuanXit's what weird podcast bros say when women turn 18

    • @robrick9361
      @robrick9361 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Ukraineaissance2014 And what R Kelly says when she turns 13.

  • @doboi8121
    @doboi8121 2 місяці тому +3

    This episode finally felt like Curb

    • @SS-yw7vo
      @SS-yw7vo 2 місяці тому

      You're right. It has hit it's straps this season with this episode

  • @michael_caz_nyc
    @michael_caz_nyc 2 місяці тому

    No one like Jack Klompus though. He said it with "Gusto" . . . filled with (both) enthusiasm & disgust !!! The Astronaut Pen.

  • @J4sse
    @J4sse 2 місяці тому

    Larry is like a child

  • @benf1111
    @benf1111 2 місяці тому +1

    Does the pen write upside down?

  • @williamheckman4597
    @williamheckman4597 Місяць тому

    Repeating the Pen Joke are we ?

  • @ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552
    @ambientrelaxingandhealingm7552 2 місяці тому +3

    I like eggs.

  • @thephilster6860
    @thephilster6860 2 місяці тому

    Her face lift didn't look too bad.

  • @maartenvandam344
    @maartenvandam344 14 днів тому

    I sometimes feel like a brick, I own and live within a number of bricks, cleverly stacked so as to make a house, and after I've been constipated, I sometimes shit one.
    But I would never buy just one brick, I don't care what's written on it.

  • @TomRelic
    @TomRelic 2 місяці тому

    Why didn't he give him the jacket at the restaraunt?

  • @silentdogfart4892
    @silentdogfart4892 Місяць тому +1

    Cheryl is sooooooo hot🔥

  • @billyfriend9373
    @billyfriend9373 2 місяці тому +2

    Larry and Cheryl should be married in real life

    • @watchreport
      @watchreport 2 місяці тому +1

      Larry’s doing pretty well for himself with a 45 year old blonde.

    • @MrBmick79
      @MrBmick79 2 місяці тому +2

      I'm sure she is a barrel of laughs....just ask RFK jr.

  • @orexgabriel2448
    @orexgabriel2448 2 місяці тому

    What did you take his pen for?

  • @generalu.gooshe
    @generalu.gooshe 2 місяці тому

    How was your day at the Office? You know, working on initiatives. Do you speak Yiddish? :)

  • @dankim23
    @dankim23 2 місяці тому +2

    Leon is Kramer

  • @firetomd
    @firetomd 2 місяці тому

    did not Seinfeld do an entire show about a pen?

  • @Cukito4
    @Cukito4 2 місяці тому

    Hey Cheryl, still don't have a job, have you?

  • @haydencooper_
    @haydencooper_ 2 місяці тому

    Cheryl's acting has gone down the toilet it's like reading lines, no heart or emotion to any of it. I love her in the earlier seasons.

  • @TheRubberStudiosASMR
    @TheRubberStudiosASMR 2 місяці тому

    Why did you take his pen?

  • @Alsatiagent-zu1rx
    @Alsatiagent-zu1rx 2 місяці тому

    I'd want something nice said on my brick but I donated my remains to science. Probably end up in one of those effing body-farms in Georgia. Still, it's done to fight the worst possible crimes so maybe it's not so undignified. 'We could be heroes, just for one day"(Or, more likely, two weeks to five years.) David Bowie.

  • @tontoepstein6860
    @tontoepstein6860 2 місяці тому +10

    If she keeps up that cosmetic surgery habit from the waist on up, she's gonna melt under a hot sun.

    • @1Clearwords
      @1Clearwords 2 місяці тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @MmCelliste
      @MmCelliste 2 місяці тому +3

      She's morphed into a different person, as if needing a new identity for witness protection...

  • @rzbk
    @rzbk 2 місяці тому +4

    Either this is a nod to the Seinfeld episode with the pen or Larry's forgotten which jokes he's used already.

  • @michaelolz
    @michaelolz 2 місяці тому +1

    Am I the only one who ended up hating Sheryl?

  • @Daniel-hn7nd
    @Daniel-hn7nd 2 місяці тому

    funny mfer

  • @Bricks_shakur
    @Bricks_shakur 2 місяці тому

    Taylor made

  • @vuk8985
    @vuk8985 2 місяці тому

    The show's premise that Cheryl is so much better than Larry. She divorced Larry and took his money. No children with her, and had no career to speak of. And she dumps on him all the time.

  • @tonybrooms
    @tonybrooms 2 місяці тому +8

    Seinfeld
    Season 3, Episode, "The Pen"
    Somebody tell the old dude that he already did this bit.

    • @ripcitygamer
      @ripcitygamer 2 місяці тому +1

      Ha, I was waiting for something about its ability to write upside down...

    • @SoFloCo-ne4rk
      @SoFloCo-ne4rk 2 місяці тому

      The entire last season of Curb.

    • @tw9535
      @tw9535 2 місяці тому

      I didn't really like Jerry or Kramer so I didn't watch much Seinfeld.
      So, I liked this bit.

    • @gerardoresendiz6731
      @gerardoresendiz6731 2 місяці тому +3

      Who cares is he’s show he can do whatever the fuck he wants