Let's laugh at Wheel of Time Season 2 | Episodes 1-3 Recapped
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I'd like to call it amateurish fan fiction, but they'd have to actually be fans of the original work.
So true and so sad
That would have to be better.
Watching reviews instead of the show is so much better than the suffering i felt watching season 1.
You made it through all of S1? You are stronger person than I.
Yes, that is true. I also wait the S2 of the RoP "masterpiece".
It helps to have a "watching the world burn" attitude, though even that won't save RoP.
Your nicknames for the characters are proving more entertaining than the show itself. I can’t even call the show fan fiction at this point, because it’s clear the powers in charge aren’t fans in the first place.
I enjoy it, but please explain Hollister. I'm not getting that one.
@@whom382 I believe that’s a reference to the Hollister clothes line, ie that character looks like a clothes model.
"I got dicthed by the female I was following around... Can I follow you around now instead?"
Hahahaha 😂
That one got me.
It's wild how much they've simp-ified the most badass dude in the story.
There's not a single dude left in the show, i don't even think there were any from the start, screw this show.
i agree, i was really not happy with the tv portrayal of lan....
oh how the King of Malkier has fallen, the person with the 'duty as heavy as a mountain'
This recap and Disparu are most entertaining so far.
I enjoyed Knights Watch but something about it started turning me off... Never could pinpoint the issue
... and we cut to ... very nicely done. If only show's writers had put as much effort into their work or indeed read the original.
"He's alive. I mean we as the audience knew that. But imagine if we didn't." LOL!
Your review/breakdown is the best one ive seen so far. Im watching this instead of the actual show. Thanks!
"Or inflation is hitting them harder than it's hitting us." - this is my favorite quote.
🥲
I'm still trying to get up so it must be bad.
This is so much more entertaining than the show, I love all the 100% accurate nicknames 😂
this is actually better than watching the show
huh.. I get it now. Hiring an editor to go over their scripts would make them feel bad, it would hurt their feelings, and hurt feelings means hostile work environment, hiring an editor would make them feel unsafe in the workplace. GO HR!
It's the showrunner who seems to be the one hazing the editor.
finally, saison 2 of "Let's laugh with Liene and roast Amazon's WoT show"
my most wanted series this year 🥳🥳🥳🥳
This video is the best form of media to come out in years.
I've read WoT like 9 or 10 times. I know it like the back of my hand, and yet I'm struggling to connect your summary to the book. I'm going to assume that this is WoT in name only.
The show butchered the story in the very first episode of season 1. The characters and magic system are nothing like the books.
@@MSpotatoes Not a surprise but still disappointing.
@@MSpotatoesWas so exited for this series until I saw 2 rivers was populated by diversity power. Someone described as international airport. Tried to get past it. That is until every epic high point was character and sex swapped. Hung it up after 1st or 2nd episode.
Ahaha "Is there a well established courier network?" You are a very witty person! I am definitely coming back for the next episode.
Maybe its like a earlier tecknology than the teleportation / valyrian steel jetbacks from later seasons of game of thrones
You watch it, so I don’t have to. Thank you for your sacrifice.
Oh my gosh. This needs to be more popular. Lol
Sometimes with these epic shows I need a you tube video to explain what I just saw. This one suits Wheel Of Time perfectly.
Hollister is such an incredibly good name. Rand just doesnt cut it anymore.
Yours and Sword and the Pen Reflections are my favourite breakdowns of this show.
Soo funny 🤣 I feel sorry for Rosamund Pike, must have wondered which book she was narrating.. Certainly wasn't the TV show she's acting in!
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31:25 36:19 LMAO
Fantastic summary. Can't wait for episode 4.
This is seriously my favorite way to consume this show
… mean girl… lol! Cracking me up
I was so excited when they announced they were making wheel of time, I couldn’t wait until it started, now I hope they axe this mess. Before the story before they damage the brand and it becomes a laughing stock. Then it will never be touched again, and made properly.
The whole "meanwhile this, meanwhile that, meanwhile back at this, meanwhile back at that..." makes me wonder whether it would feel less disjointed if they simply reordered their film stock to let each scene play out in its entirety.
...but who am I kidding? That would give us enough time to remember that wolves are best known for their ability to see visions of the past.
Also, a proposed change of name for Lady With Basket On Her Head. How about The Mouth of the Mouth of Sauron?
Anyone else wonder if these shows (Rings of Power & WoT) are actually just telling us how high Real inflation is?
Like its so bad that you can take a zero or two off the show budget and suddenly it all makes sense.
At this point it's my personal head canon that some of Hollywood, Disney and Amazon Studios are just money laundering schemes.
You see movies and shows that are mediocre at best and when you look up their budgets your jaw just drops to floor, wondering where all that money went.
Can we get some accolades for "the mouth of Sauron" at 28:25? That's gold I tell ya!
Sister, you do be killing it here! More grease to your elbow 🎉💪🏿💪🏿
Why did they strip away Mean Girl's agency. In the books, she made the choice. It's very impactful to her character. So right now, Hollister should be leading the Hunt for the Horn with Gambler, Wifless, and Hagrid along with some great new characters. They also have to get back the dagger that Gambler had. Padan Fain (I don't remember what yoru nickname for him is) stole it when the horn was taken. Gambler will die without it Not Galadriel and Simp are off looking for records. Mean Girl passes her accepted test while Cliff Girl and Princess are BFFs because Princess isn't stuck up. 2.0 does not appear in the book save for a passing glimpse of him by Cliff girl of him moping around the White Tower. 2.0 and Hollister don't even have a seen together until, maybe, book 10 or 11 or 12. New Girl and Hollister do go off on an adventure together when Hollister and Hagrid and Hurin sleep to close to a Portal Stone and whisks them away to a parallel reality where the Trollocs won the Trolloc Wars 2000 years ago.
I love that you're sticking with the nicknames.
thank you for speaking in my parlance so I can understand 😂
@@LienesLibrary You're welcome.
The show also took away "Cliff Girl's" agency.
Cliff's story is literally that of many modern women... family or career... and she chooses career... first when she agrees to become Mean Girl's student, and breaks up with Hollister, and then when she chooses to stay at the White Tower. (become an Aes Sedai).
(That's according to the show, so far.)
Hahaha this is more enjoyable than the show. Thanks, needed that.
I love the way you say "ruh roh". But seriously, I watch you for your reviews, but I love these rare sarcastic series recaps; the only reason I'm watching Wheel of Time is so that I can keep up with your recaps.
Matt& Min's "escape" (or rather Gambler & Bartender's) had me ranting at my TV. So many plotholes!
At least you make em funny
"Also you're weak and suck" 😂😂😂
So good! What a great video! Thank you again
Started watching, was funny so went and watched season one recap then came back. Much funnies. Appreciation post is go.
"Tale as old as time" it was so touching.
I'm just watching your recap, nodding along, going, "Yeah, okay! This shit's ass!"
Thank you for saving me from watching a series I'll hate, lol.
I'm looking forward more to those reviews than the show itself because I know the reviews will be entertaining. :D
I'm glad I was not the only person who thought Loial was dead.
Wifeless:”there is a rage in me”. I can’t be the only one who thought Galadriel: “there is a tempest in me”. Are they using the same writers?
You're not the only one!
Pretty sure their recent crop of writers came off the same factory assembly line with the same programming.
@NefariousKoel nah, the AI writers decision was after this show. I'm looking forward to improvements.
At the start when "insurance guy" was walking alone outside with that small child, I thought man I don't like where this is going at all but it turned out he was just the beast whisperer. And if I had magic powers I would definitely use them to filter some used toilet water...I guess.
The showrunner wouldn't have the balls to make insurance man that evil, instead we'll try and make him relatable. Would've actually been epic if at the end of his monologue he just tossed her to the Trollocs and said, "Here, eat up, stupid Tuatha'an bitch should've never brought this little urchin to the meeting!"
@@Perry_Wolf lol great idea, I wish you were the showrunner
Subscription earned. I'm adamant on not watching season 2, season 1 was enough 💩 for me, but the comedy of watching recap and reviewers try and explain what's happening and why is gold 😂
Keep up the good work and thank you for your sacrifice 🙏👍
can't say it's a joy watching the show, but I do enjoy making these haha
I am watching Sword and Pen Reflections as her spirit slowly dies while reading tEotW and watching season 1, I feel for her.
@@keithpark2044
I'm watching her reactions myself. I feel both entertained and guilty. Like watching a slow car crash.
Two things about the reds' plans: the tower is super high so any exterior wall is probably a 100 foot drop. You can also loosen some rocks with their mojo to make sure that's the easiest spot to dig through is the one you pick while the rest are in perfect condition. But yeah it was a stretch, it does explain the lack of guards though.
I appreciate all these UA-camrs venting their frustration in attempt at achieving group katharsis.
This was great. I was super confused by episode 1 and turned it off. I think I will go and finish 1-3 now.
This is so much better than watching the show itself. Please keep doing this.
I believe outlander man (bayle domon) is taking his ship on a multiple month long journey to do as she says with the 10 gold marks for provisions. Thats an expensive trip
To be fair, she also didn't guess how large his ship was correctly. Because she was like "get the fuck out to sea" and he was like "she only does rivers, matey". And she said "okay, use the shadows then, my guy... good luck." So yeah, when she gave him that money she assumed he had a MUCH larger ship. Large enough that it would need a crew and mouths to feed and shit like that. So yeah, I think that is why she gave him a huge amount of money for provisions. Because she assumed he had a crew when he probably doesn't or has a VERY small one. 🤷♀️
The smallest changes to character attitude/motivations as well as others reactions to them absolutely wreck otherwise "faithful" moments.
That and that everything outside of the moment is unfaithful too.
I love these reviews, can’t wait for Series 2 of RoP. ( sorry to put you through this by the way but you do it so well so the show must go on 🥳)
someone's gotta suffer through it, may as well be me
I think theres a beautiful reflection and some roses...floating on the glass sea...and you dove in too hard trying to catch them....missing the point....girly....for a beautiful picture. Thats now blown out of proportions...its a well done rendition....its very deep....and the beautiful people acting it out soooo well....i have loved these characters for so long....
Doesn't even make sense as to why Nynaeve (or any novice for that matter) would be allowed to enter the Warder training area and pick up a sword, let alone train with a warder.
I actually took it that Liandrin’s son will now die, can’t be stopped, but Liandrin was crying for torturing he son for the last few years.
Nachos, comedy gold
"THERE IS A NOT TEMPEST IN ME!" proclaimed not Galadriel.
Didn't you remember the Pony Express side plot in the books!?
They used portal stones, it's all there you just have to read harder!
not...postal stones? 😛
My faith in humanity has been restored
Dude I adore the show. I dont even feel like I should have to justify it either.
"Why would you heal people when you could kill people instead?"
Ah, yes, the modern Hollywood writer and their well portrayed sympathetic villain. Oddly changed to misunderstood hero. 🤣
Loved your hilarious review! Subbed!
Geez. I didn't think it couldn't get any worse then Nyneave - the original sword and violence hater - picked up a sword 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️ I'm out. Again.
I would watch this on Prime... I hope my book gets filmed someday, and she makes fun of it.
I binge hate watched the first 4 episodes of season 2. The high point was when Beric Dondarrion saved Moiraine from the Mothmen, or whatever they were supposed to be.
Well mean girl didn't want to do "small" things or "big" things cause she didn't know how.
I enjoyed your version a lot more than the original 🙂
At least your chars have something else than girl power and enuchs
I think simp is feeling his own feelings now that the bond is broken. Also, instead of gambler his name should be thief.
I'm starting the third book in The Blade Itself series, TY for recommendation
It’s funny that people are saying how clever the writers to start planting ideas in Egwene and Nynaeve head on how to clean Saidin because of the dirty water scene
Nah, they’ve got to cleanse the men.
I've been amusing myself by watching a lot of the eye rolling reviews on this poorly wrtten fan fiction about my favortie fantasy series. I've reseigned myself that this is what we get but am happy to see ideas from the book come to life on screen.
This is one recap that had me chuckling the whole time. Delivery, sarcasm and the way you see it is like we were watching together.
I enjoy watching the world on live action on 1st view but when I watch a second time, I basically have the same commentary in my head. I would point out specific things that made me laugh out loud that you said but then I'd write too long of a response!
The only nickname I don't really 'get" is "Cliff for Egwene" I know she had that one scene but there are plenty of other ways to one word describe her. My biggest complaint from the sub par writing is that while they make the men weak, they have all taken all the best female leads and made them somewhat weak in their very childesh actions. I wouldn't expect much though from Rafe's "The Liandrin version of WOT" I've said in other threads, I beleive Elaida was probably his favorite character.
How can Elaida be anyone's favorite character?
@@Seomus Same way someone can write fan fiction WOT with the main characters not actually being the main characters 😜
@@myrlin7 Interesting handle...
It's strange how your handle made me see something I'd never noticed before...
A Merlin.
I thought Elayne saying I’m your boss! Was kind of silly, not saying an Elayne wouldn’t do that tho 😅
The actors they have chosen for the show are not at all how I pictured them while reading the books. Wow I am never going to watch the Wheel of time show (are busy reading the books however), I will also watch your summaries of the episodes, this is SO WELL DONE!!!! How can I like this video a 1000 times?
ideally an odd number, so 999 or 1001 😛
@@LienesLibrary I just got to thinking... why the "odd number" (as opposed to an even number)...
Then I figured it out...
Yeah... the characters got... uh... diversified... 'cause... you know... The Message.
One of the sad things about this dumpster-fire... uh... "adaptation"... is that the YOUNG people from Emond's Field travel all over, meet people from both different races AND vastly different cultures... and make FRIENDS everywhere they go.
I haven't watched any of this show. I watched the original trailers for it and thought it looked like one of those really cheap fantasy shows like Merlin.
Your review is both really entertaining, and lets me know that I made the right call in swerving this series.
if it looked cheep but the acting/writing were good, that would still be worth watching imo, but unfortunately...
you keep calling Moraine “not Galadriel” when she is clearly “not Gandalf”
Jordan's Moiraine was not Gandalf. But show Moiraine is very aptly not (rop) galadriel
@@nathanmorgan3647 Or was Moiraine actually a not-Merlin?
@@Nyet-Zdyes Merrilin is Merlin, Morraine is Morgana.
@@estebanelguapo I don't think that Thom CAN be Merlin... can he?
I see the obvious similarity in name... but... no magic?
Maybe in WoT (books) the Merlin of "their world" is just a wise advisor and not a wizard? IDK.
And no... Moron... oops... Moiraine couldn't be Merlin, either.
@@Nyet-Zdyes Thom explains that all in the books to elayne. He said things change in each telling of a story that his stories are probably all wrong variants of what happened in the past and everyone will have some screwed up interpretation of what they all did. basically that he will be the hero breathing fire and overthrowing kings and toppling mountains and rand will be lucky if they even get his name right. RJ is intentionally making things different because he is saying our history which is their -future- current day, it will have been remembered wrong via constant change per each telling. morraine is morgana.
Okay. So, I love the books and LOVE the series (so far). However, however. This is genius and I really enjoyed your commentary, thank you. :)
glad you don't mind a bit of ribbing
@LienesLibrary tone and intent can be weird to judge, I bet. But it felt pitch-perfect, affectionate, and accurate. You do great work with a consistent voice -- may you have every joy and success!
I'm invested in the story but what frustrates me is the lack of any geographical sense to it. Like I have no idea where the characters are in reference to each other. In which area of the map are they? How far are they from each other? Who controls that specific area, which people live there? Which land is that redhead novice-Queen going to inherit?
Be careful…😒 asking questions can bring the mob.
The whole scene with the water was so bad😂 she was like 'don't tell me what to do you stupid teacher' and later complaining that no one tries to teach her anything. Also they could have learned from the mistakes of the first season but no. Just making it worse. There must be people who are related to amazon bosses that got hired to do this because nothing else make sense! If I did this kind of a garbage festival in my 11e/hour work I would get fired 😅
I love your series reviews/recaps, they are way more entertaining than the series themselves, especially the season 1 recap...speaking of which...
Where is BOOKBORN???
I was wondering and hoping for Bookborn too, but thebturnaround on this recap was so fast.
@@emilyreads5207 Loved their chemistry! I hope they collab again
For me it's a tough choice to make when naming which show is worse, this or the rings of power.
I was more of a wot fan than lotr so this abomination wins by a sliver of broken cuelindar that I was recently hustled out of by gone girl.
sniffers and the hunt for the horn...sounds like a movie I "accidently" clicked on that one time...yeah
I was expecting some action and more lore! but... 4 episodes later nothing happened!
they actually did the seanchan dirty, from the godawful armor to the depiction of damane, that the seanchan actually are lawful and respects order, they will not harm civilians for no reason, even enemy combatants, and suroth the herald of 'the return' will not waste her time conquering a poor tiny village....(and where the heck is the female forsaken advising her?)
You know, when Sheriam is discussing that Red went to the council for votes to send mean girl to her test, this would've been a prime opportunity to introduce The Hall of the Tower and actually have more people in the show than just those we've met already. Really don't like that they're trying to make Alanna's Warders have agency in White Tower politics. Those Warders wouldn't even want to interfere, let alone be part of any discussions. smh.
They introduced the Hall of the Tower in the first season. We literally got scenes during a formal meeting of the hall.
So much fun! I'm watching the show at 1.5 speed and it's still so borings and doesn't make much sense to me. I try to call my memories of the books too help but it doesn't.
New subscriber here, based on having watched your recap of Season 1 of this dreck. That was, and this is, a couple of the funniest videos I've watched all year -- and I watch a lot of videos.
The emasculation of Simp -- er, I mean Lan -- exemplifies just how badly the writers of this abomination elevate their personal prejudices above storytelling. Another good example is Mean Girl, who is about as likable as Galadriel in Rings of Power, which is quite an accomplishment, considering how many viewers would have liked to have seen the lattter get properly roasted by that pyroclastic cloud in RoP.
But at least we have you, Bookborn, et al., to turn manure into the fertilizer for actual entertainment. Nicely done!
Missed the guest appearance, but had a good time. Thanks for the recap, sure this was more entertaining then the actual show. Although it seems there is more of a coherent story in the second season compared to the firat.
Whoever says women aren't funny, needs to watch this.
11:43 lmao
Hilarious! Well done. I agree, this show is horrible and ridiculous!
I feel you should post a Cast of Characters. I'm having trouble keeping straight which one is Yennefer.
Yennefer...hmmm...oh, you must mean Hollister's gf! glad to know she has a name 😉
@@LienesLibrary Is that her? I was thinking of the one who lost her magic for no canonical or good reason.
Hi Liene, Just found your channel after looking for WOT reviews. These are brilliant and actually...true!
I am an old school fantasy reader (LOTR, Stephen Donaldson, Dave Eddings) and was wondering if you would consider a vid for people trying to get back into current fantasy reading.
I have seen several 'best of 2022' type vids, but would love your take on it from the veiwpoint of someone trying to make the leap!
(Besides First Law, which apparently I MUST read. 😎)
An Aes Sedai would not get caught dead being un-serene, much less crying.
Such a good story, such an awesome book series, the potential.....it could have been better that GoT. Alas!
No, you just don't get it. This is just a different turning of the Wheel - one that Robert Jordan never told us about. Probably because it's utter shit.
So NOW they're trying to do EVERYTHING from The Great Hunt? Except they're doing it in the weirdest ways possible? (Nothing is established, but they're just occasionally exactly transcribing stuff from the book; it's like they decided to follow the book, but with f'ed up season 1)
more is more, as the saying goes
Oh Captain, my Captain! Delightful rapier thrust excoriations...(oof, that's ugly...and me with a literature degree an' everything.). Thank you once again...
I hate what they are doing to this story. But your NOT GALADRIEL is hilarious, ty for that.
lol my pleasure
It's amazing how this recap makes the show seem so vapid - but that can't be right. 🤔
Woah there Bessy. Easy on the vocal fry.
Liandrin beating Nynaeve and then trying to turn her to the dark side would have been okay if she didn’t steal the “let the hate flow thru you” as well.