Cosmos: War of the Planets | John Richardson - Yanti Somer - West Buchanan | Full Movie

[@gern7535]

Probably the greatest movie ever made. George Lucas said he wished Star Wars was one tenth as good as this masterpiece. The fact it didn't win a single Academy Award proves the system is crooked.

[@claytonjacobs4098]

Ummmm. "Greatest movie ever made?????" You must not have seen too many movies. This thing is only barely watchable, and only then due to the cute women. And i REALLY doubt Lucas ever said that about this movie. Nice try tho.

[@gern7535]

@@claytonjacobs4098 First. Find an adult. Second. Make sure he can read. Third. Have them look up the word "SARCASM" in a dictionary and then have them explain to you what it means in relation to what I posted. I bet your parents don't allow you outside without a helmet or supervision.

[@claytonjacobs4098]

Hmm cant quite pick up what you are putting down... The problem with some saecasm is that on the web, there are some really stupid peiole with opinions that are unbelieveably stupid... and i have been running into a LOT lately. Especially reviews that made yours sound reasonable. Guess i got caught up in the flow of dumbness and just took it at face value.
@@gern7535

[@gern7535]

​​@@claytonjacobs4098That's why you were given a brain. At least you were supposed to have been given one. Think first. Then think again. Everyone else saw the post for what it was. The dumbness comes from the face you see in the mirror. All your tap dancing won't change that.

[@claytonjacobs4098]

Geez dude i explained my actions. You dont have to be such a fucking asshole about it.

[@michaellehmbeck8671]

Thank you FILMIX for uploading this fun Sci-Fi movie, I so appreciate it!

[@Anguirus2012]

❤ these old, low budget international *(Italian) gems........fun stuff! TY!

[@markfergerson2145]

Anybody else reminded of that episode of the Simpsons where the writers of Itchy and Scratchy were on strike so substitute cartoons from eastern Europe were played and Krusty was like 'What the hell was that"?

[@silvernova354]

I remember that! Yeah - the look on my face at the end (and throughout most of the film in fact) was exactly the same as Krusty's.

[@jbwhitebirch6620]

I must have seen this movie sometime during my misspent youth, as I dress like this on the daily. Headpiece and all.

[@gailedmonds9107]

I forgot how bad these old movies were. Thanks for the download. It was a kick. Never saw this one before.

[@kokomo9764]

I have seen worse. Although, who ever wrote the musical score should be arrested.

[@rorz999]

I actually quite like some of the music 🙈

[@zemertz]

@@rorz999 me too 🙊🙈

[@williamsearle8187]

Film worked on so many levels..... don't deny, y'all loved the fireworks (1970's Fireflashes, best), whole flying thing- near scenes... Pretty good, for a B movie- you cannot deny.

[@keithnaylor1981]

This version is severely cropped along the top and bottom and down both sides, plus it has been squashed in from the sides making everyone look taller and thinner.

[@Boogaboioringale]

The black and white sci-fi movies of the 50’s were the best. This movie was made during the flower power, psychedelic and hippie days when I was a teenager. I miss those “get as high as you want “ days.

[@FilmixMovies]

Thank you Kerry. Which b&W movies from the 50's would you suggest? We appreciate your interest

[@Charlesputnam-bn9zy]

@@FilmixMovies
The 3 greatest sci-fi movies of all time for me are :
1_ "It Came From Outer Space"(1953)
2_ "Invasion Of The Body Snatchers"(1956)
Which would be best if left in b/w
ICFOS pleads for tolerance and understanding
which must be tempered by vigilance against
mind-enslavement in IOTBS
The 3rd all-time great is "Gojira"(1954) the original Japanese version.

[@ronnieburton1312]

I know some films are hard to watch but I h😮ad a lot of trouble seeing what was going on in the planet scenes. Actress Katia Christine, (Greta)) who is the one who temporarily loses it near the end, is one of the best things about the movie. Beautiful girl!

[@josesiliezar1758]

Makes sense that Yanti Somer was born on February 29...
That way, she can wait 4 years to "celebrate" that she was in this cheesy movie!

[@simoncarlile1965]

Cheap Science fiction is best Science fiction.Love this.❤️👍😄👌

[@gern7535]

The Italians don't get enough credit for their contributions to the exploration of space. It's a simple fact that the finest place to eat pasta is on Remulak 6 and the Smegmellian cluster has the best Sicilian pizza this side of the Zubdabelpoc Constellation..

[@johnnoble01]

In space no one can hear you laugh .

[@robynheavner4689]

Wild Wild Planet 1960s is a great sci fi movie!❤

[@indigo419]

Love the headwear.

[@gregorydahl]

They knew back then when this movie was made that internal pressure of 5 g's was possible . Even today scientists would say that doesn't make sense , it is impossible.

[@klumog1]

The sound track is right up there with 2001!

[@LionheartNh]

I'm not entirely convinced that they were actually out in space you know.

[@rorz999]

It's not a good film, but it is a fun one

[@silvernova354]

Well, that sure was.......something. The lighting was so poor that you would need the visual acuity of an owl to see what is going on. Anyway, it was good for a laugh. Cheers.

[@jackdarbyshire5888]

I watched Cyborg 2087 which was weird but good enough for cheap sci-fi,this no dice it's like zoomed in and I'm watching through a a square cut in the bottom of a cardboard box 🤔🥱

[@TheGodzilla713]

Love the ending of this.

[@Bill23799]

Spaghetti Sci-Fi

[@hurryandleave9680]

It looks like half of the film is cut off, one quarter on one side, one quarter on the other, so all we see is the middle.

[@gregorydahl]

No , they made films twice as tall back then . No expese was spared .

[@hurryandleave9680]

@@gregorydahl LOL

[@keithnaylor1981]

You are only seeing part of the original film.
This copy has been severely cropped along the top and bottom and down both sides.
For example at 18:24 where the standing woman is handing a disc to the guy you should be able to see 5 people and the whole of the table. Only one version on UA-cam is showing the full print and that is the upload from Videospace but it does have large foreign subtitles.

[@morrissoublet25]

Why did the audio crap out just when they were confronting the computer?

[@markfergerson2145]

It comes back right after the expository dialogue that explains the evil computer's diabolical plot.

[@Rocksite1]

This version has about 2 mins. of audio muted starting ~1:05. While the Italian "spaghetti westerns" had very good writing and production for the Clint Eastwood movies, that is not the case for this one. Spoilers:
They have instantaneous communication with a ship light years away, disregarding the purported speed of light limit. The ship goes to Vega quickly. Star Trek did likewise, but had at least the old saw of hyperspace and warp speed as an excuse. The protagonist is confronted with an evil robot out to take over the galaxy. He misses his chance to press the red destruct button on it (really? Doofenshmirtz: "Why do I build all my inventions with a destruct button, anyway?"), and so he flings a circuit board at the evil robot, citing David and Goliath. The evil robot naturally blows up and is destroyed, and the planet blows up - along with all the friendly humanoids that have asked them for help, except for one that has escaped with them. The friendly alien smiles as his home people and planet all are destroyed. A crew member who has been hacked by the evil robot fights the friendly alien; so everybody just leaves the bay they are fighting in, and the captain spaces them both. More of an epilogue than a Bond film, anyway.

[@williamsearle8187]

Starring: John Richardson, Yanti Somer, West Buchanan

[@Pacowaka4045]

Noisia brought me here :D

[@RaduS-vd4td]

Nu ne atacă nimeni suntem atâta de ingnisifianti încât așteaptă să ne maturizăm odată ei sunt oricum aici și așteaptă să ne maturizăm odata. Trebuie să încetăm războiul. Pace odată. Ajunge războiul ăsta. Ei vor să ne ajute. Nu este nici un război între planete. Ei sunt mult mai avansați. Faceți pace odată.

[@tree9616]

This one definitely has much to be desired … and to top it off, the total sound (including the closed captioning) went out for maybe abt 5 minutes, approximately 1:15

[@holdendavid9025]

Nonsense

[@tomwatts703]

Yeah the film is bad, but honestly having grown up on Gerry Anderson shows (and being a big fan of Space:1999 in particular) I can at least appreciate the 70s space look. Control panels with dozens of multicoloured lights and buttons, practical FX and spaceships filmed with models rather than CG, 'futuristic' synth soundtracks, that's the stuff.

[@wandaburns8075]

So bad it's good.

[@carvalho4969]

Good

[@superchapitas9266]

@FILMIX movie audio missing from 1:04:40 please check

[@markfergerson2145]

It comes back at 1:07:40

[@claycoates5056]

too Strange one can not beleave that any one made these
this is good for Popcorn Very Cheesy and remember to add Cheese thank you for the Cheesy movie

[@dimmazeen]

Kirsti Somersalo classic.

[@robertcampbell6349]

Atari called. They want their goofy music back.

[@toddfrendell6837]

That's what my tinnitus sounds like

[@hempbuster3883]

Someone please explain wtf this is. Were they bumping their space music too loud or something? 8:39

[@crabbydad8931]

humans build a machine that in-turn enslaves and butchers humans in universe. sounds familiar

[@agoodlife2]

About 1:05 the audio ended

[@Yoda19611]

Truly a bad movie that had it been made in the 50’s would have been great. Sadly, this was made in 1977 and released in 1979. Just sad.

[@pepeshadow619]

Budget: 500 bucks.😁 Director: Just Akid.

[@johna-sofficialytchannel]

Did any of you just come here for tomska's tryhards

[@GeneOlson]

Dead spot with no sound when they fight the monster

[@nadnavlis240]

That was the best part of the movie.

[@mohamadlife7322]

makes wanna play moon cod zombies

[@theobgshow]

Did they film this space? CGI wasn't invented until June 1994!

[@stevanwarburton5501]

no sound

[@glennalderton1313]

Ahh man. Every time I watch these old sci-fi movies I keep hoping for a gem. Instead all there is, is weird dialog, totally disjointed plot, characterization that is only associated with sociopaths, and a story line that couldn't even have to come out of a cereal packet! Ohh well, not everything can be a Forbidden Planet. Meh.

[@williamsearle8187]

38:38 = WOW ??? !!!
38 * wow of what is seen !!!

[@williamsearle8187]

Wow- it's almost 99 percent nitrogen and vag , it's a camel toe hit zone !!!

[@Charlesputnam-bn9zy]

Yet Roger Corman by traveling back in time,
cheated & ripped-off "Star Wars"(1977)
to make his "War Of The Satellites"(1958).
George Lucas should have sued the spacesuit off Corman.

[@rsilkw2]

So I know James Cameron got some inspiration for the Terminator from two Outer Limits episodes but did he really get “ the machines taking over a planet plot” from this movie? hmmmmm. I smell a spaghetti scented conspiracy.
Maybe it’s just a movie and I should really just relax.

[@Bob-cd5pp]

Thats 20 min. I will never get back . Dont give 6 year olds a camera.

[@PhotonTheta]

hello, AI is not our friend.

[@johnmakesstuffwow]

Where's the funny british man?

[@johnmorykwas2343]

The most corniest movie I've ever seen.

[@josephbille-volkenborn1271]

Correct me if I'm wrong... but isn't 1977 the same year "Star Wars" came out...Yikes!!!

[@FilmixMovies]

You are right. It premiered in Italy on September 23rd1977.

[@victorbruce5772]

Its public domain movie, no need to butcher it to avoid copyright. This is unwatchable garbage cropped to about 25% original screen area.

[@MrGchiasson]

I hope the movie made enough money...so the actors could afford to take some acting lessons.
This thing is so cheesy...you just gotta keep watching....and laughing...and groaning....

[@gotredeemed]

Blue mini-skirts?

[@williamsearle8187]

White lycra- it was a thing @1978 :p

[@DH-sw6vg]

Ohmygoodness this spaghetti-sci-fi is supernaturally awful!
With the exception of sets and costumes, every other aspect, plot, script, acting, SFX, etc., are horrible to behold. A more descriptive title would have been Morons in Space.
Loved every minute, LOL!

[@williamsearle8187]

Deny Earth... 30 mins... What ??? Queastion ?? " seconds...2 Seconds-eff off too late :)

[@williamsearle8187]

Gift them 5 mins......./////

[@williamsearle8187]

Shi- they got MONTHS.... Wtf.....

[@williamsearle8187]

.....It's a 77 film, let's not DIE, cos of a 70's freakin film.

[@starmanforever7704]

This movie is the goofiest sci-fi I have ever seen; its soundtrack is simply weird and irrelevant to the action. It is so bad on many levels that I just had to watch all of it.

[@RemyRAD]

And how long do you suppose they had to be, in makeup? How many hours worth, of painstaking,, costume creations? One or two? Minutes? Or is that time frame, metric? Americans have no need of, metric. 16 ounces is a pound or 2 cups. Of coffee substitute. Not referred to as, coffee. Where all of our dreams went up in smoke. And it was about time!
Oh to be young again…
RemyRAD

[@zorantobdzic7364]

$16.00 budget sci-fuj movie.

[@MrGchiasson]

$12.00 budget. $4.00 for coffee.

[@barrymayson2492]

​@@MrGchiasson I was just about to ask about the coffee 😁

[@acecabron1298]

I can't believe that this lousy movie is from the same year like Starwars!

[@simoncarlile1965]

And Damnation Alley.

[@johnnoble01]

Its after. Star wars was 77.

[@acecabron1298]

@@johnnoble01 Yes u right.

[@rorz999]

@@johnnoble01 this film was 1977 as well though wasn't it?

[@gregorydahl]

At 56:50 the tunnel police arrive on planet XEERPZQ and they get busted .

[@klumog1]

Pure Cheese!