Self Defence Comedy Skit with
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2022
- Do not try anything i do in this video, it is just for entertainment purposes between me and the Self Defence channel @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
This is a satire comedy act that everyone in this video is aware of - Ігри
I MET HER IN REAL LIFE 😳🧸 ua-cam.com/video/oYDCrvAfi84/v-deo.html
WHY?!??!
beans
WTF👁️👄👁️ is wrong whit you?!?!?!
And that's funny😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Aw hell naw 💀
The guy is literally destroying that child in every possible way💀
glad we saw the same video
never let them know your next move
@@a.9589 @ Clearly not, because I managed to see THE JOKE.
Fr
Pause. Just pause. What do you mean by that?
The kid shows self-defense, while the guy shows common sense
Underated.
damn rhyme man
Both are Intelligent to get Views .
damn
@@Mukhleesyeah sure the second one is ain't no way that I'm going to get beat up by a two-year-old. Assuming she's like 20 kilos then I could punt her like a non-American football.
The "what color is your Bugatti" killed me😂
Bro turned into terminator 💀
Sometimes they forget that adults are much stronger than children
Clearly they should resists as much as possible against the abductor but yeah some of these moves already look stupid on adults and even moreso on kids if you consider that factor you mentioned
@@chocolatelover9121 depending on the martial arts used can truly determine this i know krav mega makes there moves looks stupid to get people to underestimate the victim
There only one advice for children and that is Run!!
@@moonlightgamezyt450 to be honest I allways had the opposite impression, a lot of fighting styles have very flash moves when krav maga is like "straight punch is still faster"
They do however indeed emphasis on you prioritizing survival over "engaging in combat" and getting out asap, whereas a lot of fighting sports train you to enter a ring/arena and face off untill the other one gives up/doesn't get up anymore
But yeah like this Xavier in the comment section krav maga also tells you to run whenever you can, and a lot of other fighting styles basically tell you to 'show them what you're made of' when some peeps are looking for trouble
@@xavierzaxavier5873 nah bruh thinks kids scared as a kid myself I fight professionally my favourite move is the uppercut
his pose after every fatality is ✨golden✨
LOL
Im the 600th like
I'm the 673th like
He got the Almight pose
Nothing Personal just Business...
bro said he doesn’t like that girl in 100+ languages💀
Respect for the teddy bear for holding his life😂😂😂
J'avoue
Teddy needs a Oscar💀
Yeah as a victim or a dummy 😢
Teaddy needs a hug😢
Rip teddy😢
So funny 😐😐
Realism
“What color is your Bugatti,” 💀
“Waht caler is yore Bugaté”👏😘💅
In this case colourless
fortnite battlepass
I wanted to like but the amount of likes was 69 so I decided to keep it that way
Edit:
It’s not 69 anymore
I thought it said what color is your big daddy 💀💀💀💀
RiP bear 😂 the way he beating the bear how ever way possible 😂😂
That teddy bear is gonna start his own villain arc.💀
There are some more tips in the discord basement 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
😏😏😏👾👾👾
@@Adhemz I'm crying
Thank you so much jeff,you pinned me twice now 😭❤️you can't imagine how much this means to me,I've been a fan for almost 2 years 😭❤️❤️
@@JuanaHammad you stole it nooo
@@Glitchy_Clipz I'm sorry,but stole what?
@@JuanaHammad mah 📌 but Is fine lol
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar
can we get an rip in chat for the teddy bear
@@aidenn901rip
@@aidenn901 RIP
@@aidenn901rip
._. Etapa
What color is ur buggati?
Me: Brown.
Bro is a menace to society😂😂😂😂😂😂
من اي دولة ❤
“What color is your Bugatti” 💀💀
I heard what color is ur pajamas lmao
Haha I heard both
I heard what colour is your big daddy 💀
I heard bidet ngl
Bro the voice after he throws that teddy💀
"OHHHH 😩" 💀💀💀
"You need a feet" 💀💀
"WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BUGGATI" 💀
@@Johnny555_Arcaea_charter😂
200th like!
I hear a moan
“What colors your Bugatti” at the end I was almost crying 😂😂😂😂
Some ones gonna die faster then the light of speed ☠👏
Defense❌
How to die✅
Real
No no he has a point
It genuinely keeps getting better 💀💀
Fr. This keeps popping up on my recommended and it's still hilarious
666 Likes 😮
how
The little girl teaches children how to defend themselves, and he teaches them how to avoid these defenses 😂✨
The kid didnt realize adult have power, speed & brain 🗿
but adults grow to old , but child grows to you***💀☠️🥵
old man > woman @@ainewslatest1
@@ainewslatest1what the fuck?
@SONYWFXM4 wtf that's disgusting bro you don't gotta say it like that and WHY THE EMOJIS YOU NEED THERAPY
@@user-bf2ue4cu1r I meant young that means they become very dangerous 😏😏😏
Man, he woke up and chose violence 😂😂
Had no mercy😂
Lol😂
Lol😂
Ye
He chooses violence over peace😂😂😂😂
The child showing self-defense skills was unexpected and impressive. The guy's common sense approach to the situation was smart.
🤓
Rgjd
This man never disappoint us to get laugh😂
“I think it’s personal now💀” you damn right it is😂
70 likes no reply imma fix this sigma
Hruejiejdijeie1111111111😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
😅
Idhedud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
😂😂😂😂rttgfre!
“Step one put your arms up step tw-“ neck snaps💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you need to leave!"
Xd
Step 1: put your hand up
Step 2: GET YEEDED! 😂😂😂
С какой же гордостью он каждый раз её опрокидывает😂
The "WHAT COLOR IS YOUR BUGGATI" at the very end had me sent 💀💀
🙏🙏🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬🤬😞🙅🙅🙅🙅🙅🧏
I hear (What colour is your birdaddy
Guys it’s budaddy
Same 🤣
oh I thought it said what colour is your badae..
Bro really manged to sneak in "What colour is your Buggatti?".
I WOKE UP IN A H O S P I T A L
Where?
Tate
*Andrew Tate music intensifies*
Pink Zort
I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Bro is super energetic 😂😂
"I don't care you are a black belt, you are a child and im stronger then you" cit
“WhaT cOlOUr Is YOur BUgaYTTi?!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
I thought it said what colorbis is your vagina 😭
Wanna roasting battle? HEY YO MAMA FAT I SAID TO YOUR MOM TO COUNT TO 10 YOUR MOM SAID 1 2 10👹
😂😂
Sammmmmmmmme🤣
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro gave the girl reality check of her defense🤣🤣🗿
Fr
She has no chance in the real world, in her fake make believe world she can be anything she wants, but in the real world she has no chance in hell 😂😂😂
I did not expect the SCP company will do this💀💀💀
Toji : No child support
Bro : Took it serious
''What color is your Bugatti? '' shit got me dead. 😭
fr
For
fr
@@shalinimahendran8727 *fr
Fr
The “what color is your Bugatti” got me
Same
Actauly its "what color is ur big gatty"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂
Couls u plz tell me what does it have to do with the guy after throwing the doll?
😂
The poor teddy🐻 is getting beated because of this ⚸ lil gurl👧 😂😂
Perspective of "Child Abuse" 💀
They literally forget the strength of an adult compared to a child 👌
(Edit: For the love of God and a joke don't keep telling me that the child isn't always all weak-)
True😂
I am a child in the 4th WHAT THE HECK
No, they're just assuming that anyone who attacks a child gets paralyzed and becomes an invalid that the child can beat. "Magic Outside Hogwarts"
@@chasehowarl-jf4ex get outta here kid.
Gohan training
"I sued a 9 year old child, and won!"
I challenged a kid at a 500 pound bench press, and won.
I arm wrestled a 9 year old kid and won 💪
@@alessandromichele6102(lost)
@@alessandromichele6102 I just had the worst day of my life
Good
Kids at that age are extremely light even if they knew all martial arts skills and techniques they don't possess enough stamina strength as grown ups this guy was demonstrating to other kids who are skillful to not take any risks otherwise they'll end up in hospital 😂😂😂
If somebody grabs you, by the road, your instinct is immediately take the hands off of your throat. It’s very hard to override your instinct.
the "what color is your bugatti" got me dying 💀💀💀
IM DEAD
No it was banana as in boy part
Black no white no human yes that is got me dying
@@sekemachasten-xs8uj😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is a real egyptian ancient like you see in the pictures that enslv ng nubians. Sadly afrc mericans claim to be of this persons Master origin. This guy ylu see in that Video ensl ng for over 5000 years. Even through the saharan slv trade. Amcient egypt was even purer middle eastern dna than today egypt as dna studies ahow of ancient mummy dna
The poor bear had went through enough💀😭
No the poor bear is dead cuz of the guy and the b*** made him do that
Uh, Guys was that freddy fazbear har har har har har har
😂😂😂Chào bạn không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
poor poor bear
.
Bruh is showing us fax while the child knows how to get slammed in every way shes lucky shes not the teddy bear💀
Disclaimer- No Teddy🧸 Harm In This Video 😂😂
the "what colors your bugahtti" at the end got me bro
Fr
❤❤❤❤
Yup💀💀💀
Me too😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
If villains didn't waste time in movies 💀
Fax
So true bro
Fr😂
True
I miss the good old days 😢
“You need to leave!”
Best line ever
Bro took it personal 💀
🤣
when you take self defence TOO seriously
Teddy bear really said "why.. im.. here.... Just to surrender"💀
Surfer🏄?
@@britishflag2984 oops sry let me change
@@britishflag2984"suffer" u mean?
it said surfer yesterday@@Definitely_A_Fleshy_Human
It’s suffer 😭
Anda mengajarkan kami untuk langsung membanting seseorang dengan baik dan benar
Hello guys today we will be teaching you how to counter someone trying to defend themselves from you 💀
That gunshot was personal 💀💀💀
I know
"That _____ was personal" 🤓 🤖
@@Gamergojo1Girl -peek right side
That guy - peek and shoot
to left side
@@Little_Julia-a
“What colors your Bugatti” real Andrew Tate moment 💀
Disappointed in the 95 people that liked your comment so far.
@@zenith3594 stop being butthurt you kid🤣
@@zenith3594disappointed in the 1 person who liked your comment
@@zenith3594”you need to leave!”
@@Victor-kq2ouhe liked his own comment
"What color is your bugatti" 💀
bro doesn't underestimate his opponent
"wHaT coLOr iS yOuR bUgAtTi"got me rollin😂😂😂💀
Same here
BREATHE AIR
@@rohanatorgaming0903😂😂😂😂
Broz same😂
Same I heard Bugatti/Pajama
The teddy bear needs a raise
Frrrrrr
Fr fr
"Oh you need to leave" you all most end her life if that was her😅😅
I sure hope nobody ever believes a little girl could defend herself using these techniques.
The fckn superman pose with the "what color is your bugatti" took me out💀💀💀
what color is your vagi-
Fr I was dying 💀
The *yOu nEeD tO LeAvE*
Had me wheezing 💀💀
Same
,,😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😊
😮😮😮no😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😊😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😠🤬🤬🤬😠😠😠🤬🤬
"YoU NEeD To PEe"
same
Also, if somebody grabs you by the throat, they can tighten their grip to knock you out or cause you immense mount of pain
BRO WHY YOU DESTROYING THE CHILD😂😂😂😂
Someone give a Oscar to that bear bruh-💀
This is real video arabi 😂😂
How does this man throw it so hard
@@ali-rm2de OML- WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE KIDS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Gjb
People dont even know what an oscar is anymore, just a copy and paste to bait likes
"YOU NEED TO LEAVE" 💀💀
🤣🤣
YOU NEED TO PEE
Agreed 👍
YOU NEED TO LEAVE CHAIN
No 👎
Dạy võ cho trẻ con đối phó với người lớn là một việc gì đó rất vô nghĩa
"Kĩ thuật thì có nhưng sức mạnh thì không"
The men is destroying the girls career. 😂😂😂
Man got the face of a Disney villain 😭
😭😂 YOU DIDN'T
Makes sense since Disney villains are hot
@esrever777 not all😅
Gaston😭😭😭
He's more like Flyn Rider from Tangled
1 moment of silence for sacrificed TeddyBear
yeah 😔
Rip.
rest in peace ma boi
Fr
Rip
Na that throw was personally 😂😂
Bro the girl thinks she is a pro dodger😂
"What colour is your Bugatti?" - Damn.
Color
@@insertusernamehere4549 well the spelling depends on what country your in so it’s not technically wrong🤓
@@insertusernamehere4549 stupid.
Damm
as a teddy i can confirm he is strong enough to lift that child
😂😂😂😂
Lol😂
But he can sure kill (it) in like a minute
Rip there will be one day that teddy wont come home his wife and kids will ask where is papa bear and the only think that we will be able to say is that he was hit with the common sense senator and was found to be dead paramedics pronounced him D.O.A his funeral was held in pasco, wa he was a legend and better that a loving father who cared so much for his family teddy died that day a true hero, dad, husband, brother, son, a hero. Although he is dead his death will not be in vain and as this day ends teddy grows with gladness and joy in heaven. And as you click of the comments section then off the video you realize that you shall never see this comment again or will ever remember the last words that teddy every said
RIP TEDDY
14BCE-2023
Who can't lift a child bro???
Bro really hates that kid💀💀
bro go to next level☠️
Bro took:* I have no time for your shit!*
To next level 💀
Lol😂
💀
😂
@hyperactivity no it’s here ua-cam.com/users/shorts96GnOB1iZQI?feature=share
Ok
What color is your bugatti? Got me💀
Bro is teaching the theif😂
I love how he makes a heroic pose at the end after catapulting a kid
XD
Homelander
That “you need to leave!” Made my day
Hmm
Bro killed the teddy bear R.I.P TEDDYS NAME _______
This guy will LITERALLY kill this girl 💀
Give that teddy bear a medal for his pain and suffering
fr
Fr
Fr
😂😂
😂
His poses are worthy of being called, True Jojo.
THIS IS A JOJO REFERENCE
@@darealgodlygamer6492 Give it a break ffs
@@manvirtaggar5532 The influence is already unstoppable
@@manvirtaggar5532 NO!!! MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA
This is super bizarre
"YoU nEeD tO lEaVe!" 😂
Adhemz thought he could do that but he has weight💀
The "what color is your Bugatti?" At the very end 💀
Looked for this 1 lmfao
I thought it said "what color is your bidet?" 💀
I thought it said "what color is Europe again" 😂
I thought it was "what color is your pajama"💀
Haha
He literally act all what we thinking of doing to noisy children running around the restaurant 😂
Na you just mad Evil
Evil
Dude, you're evil, but I wanna do it too 😂
iblis
😂😂 evil but I like it
He doesn’t need Netflix
Netflix needs him
The first one actually got me dead and she gave some weird look lol
That last "What colour's your Buggati" sound is hilarious
Ikr 😭😂
ua-cam.com/video/A_bnjmI6ziM/v-deo.html
لدينا
Tate laughing at the corner 😂
they said “bade” if thats how u spell it
I always thought it was "big daddy" ummm don't ask