Self Defence Comedy Skit with
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- Опубліковано 15 вер 2022
- Do not try anything i do in this video, it is just for entertainment purposes between me and the Self Defence channel @DetroitThreatManagementCenter
This is a satire comedy act that everyone in this video is aware of - Ігри
I MET HER IN REAL LIFE 😳🧸 ua-cam.com/video/oYDCrvAfi84/v-deo.html
WHY?!??!
beans
WTF👁️👄👁️ is wrong whit you?!?!?!
And that's funny😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Aw hell naw 💀
The guy is literally destroying that child in every possible way💀
glad we saw the same video
never let them know your next move
@@a.9589 @ Clearly not, because I managed to see THE JOKE.
Fr
Pause. Just pause. What do you mean by that?
The kid shows self-defense, while the guy shows common sense
Underated.
damn rhyme man
Both are Intelligent to get Views .
damn
@@Mukhleesyeah sure the second one is ain't no way that I'm going to get beat up by a two-year-old. Assuming she's like 20 kilos then I could punt her like a non-American football.
Respect to that girl for not dying 😂
Expectations vs Reality be like: 😂😂
Sometimes they forget that adults are much stronger than children
Clearly they should resists as much as possible against the abductor but yeah some of these moves already look stupid on adults and even moreso on kids if you consider that factor you mentioned
@@chocolatelover9121 depending on the martial arts used can truly determine this i know krav mega makes there moves looks stupid to get people to underestimate the victim
There only one advice for children and that is Run!!
@@moonlightgamezyt450 to be honest I allways had the opposite impression, a lot of fighting styles have very flash moves when krav maga is like "straight punch is still faster"
They do however indeed emphasis on you prioritizing survival over "engaging in combat" and getting out asap, whereas a lot of fighting sports train you to enter a ring/arena and face off untill the other one gives up/doesn't get up anymore
But yeah like this Xavier in the comment section krav maga also tells you to run whenever you can, and a lot of other fighting styles basically tell you to 'show them what you're made of' when some peeps are looking for trouble
@@xavierzaxavier5873 nah bruh thinks kids scared as a kid myself I fight professionally my favourite move is the uppercut
There are some more tips in the discord basement 😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈😈
😏😏😏👾👾👾
@@Adhemz I'm crying
Thank you so much jeff,you pinned me twice now 😭❤️you can't imagine how much this means to me,I've been a fan for almost 2 years 😭❤️❤️
@@JuanaHammad you stole it nooo
@@Glitchy_Clipz I'm sorry,but stole what?
@@JuanaHammad mah 📌 but Is fine lol
The way he slams that teddy bear was personal 💀
😂😂😂😂😂I'm dying from laughter 😂
Who is with me 😂
@@KhatraouiSara me! XD
Bro fr said I'm about to ruin her whole career 😂
You guys think hurting children are funny
@@AbbeyKitty1013 he never hurt the child! he was throwing a teddy bear
Teddy needs a Oscar💀
Yeah as a victim or a dummy 😢
Teaddy needs a hug😢
Rip teddy😢
So funny 😐😐
Realism
his pose after every fatality is ✨golden✨
LOL
Im the 600th like
I'm the 673th like
He got the Almight pose
Nothing Personal just Business...
Who else thinks this is the best way to start the day? ☀️
👇
Bot
@@user-qr2ho3le8d What do they even gain from commmenting?
Wtf
Profile is 🤮 🤮 🤮 🤮
The bear 🐻 be like "man how many times you are trying to flip me it hurt bro"
“What color is your Bugatti,” 💀
“Waht caler is yore Bugaté”👏😘💅
In this case colourless
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I wanted to like but the amount of likes was 69 so I decided to keep it that way
Edit:
It’s not 69 anymore
I thought it said what color is your big daddy 💀💀💀💀
Bro took:* I have no time for your shit!*
To next level 💀
Lol😂
💀
😂
@hyperactivity no it’s here ua-cam.com/users/shorts96GnOB1iZQI?feature=share
Ok
"911 qual a sua emergência?"
Urso: estou sendo agredido por um humano
Why am I laughing I was trying to keep my cool😂😂😂
The amount of time I heard "oowhwh"💀
Edit:The notifications-
Lol
Yep lol
Lol 💀💀☠️☠️💀
7 times I heard
Fr
Disclaimer :
No TEDDY BEARS were harmed in the making of this video.
But the girls' feelings were
😂
@@slayride771 😁
uh huh…..
Sure 😑
This is doubled
Respect for the teddy bear for holding his life😂😂😂
The child: self defense✨
Him: common sense☠️
They literally forget the strength of an adult compared to a child 👌
(Edit: For the love of God and a joke don't keep telling me that the child isn't always all weak-)
True😂
I am a child in the 4th WHAT THE HECK
No, they're just assuming that anyone who attacks a child gets paralyzed and becomes an invalid that the child can beat. "Magic Outside Hogwarts"
@@chasehowarl-jf4ex get outta here kid.
Gohan training
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar
can we get an rip in chat for the teddy bear
@@aidenn901rip
@@aidenn901 RIP
@@aidenn901rip
._. Etapa
"WhAt CoLoR iS yOuR bUgAtTi‽" bro thought i have a buggati, it aint available anyways in my country 💀💀💀
People's reaction: Oh my God, what a beautiful girl🥰🥰🥰🥰
Adhemz reaction: Am I a joke to you?😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I sued a 9 year old child, and won!"
I challenged a kid at a 500 pound bench press, and won.
I arm wrestled a 9 year old kid and won 💪
@@alessandromichele6102(lost)
@@alessandromichele6102 I just had the worst day of my life
Good
The way he poses after he successfully throws a child makes him look so proud 💀😂
I mean I would be proud too
@@Gream69 yea, no cap 🧢 fr fr
Haaaaaaaa
Tbh yeah. Imagine going to assault a kid and the little mfk tries to act cool.
I would love that
The kid at first : "Step one bla bla bla."
The man: * DISTROYS THE GIRL USING COMON SENCE *
The gurl: 💀💀💀💀
What normal people hear: what color is you’re Bugatti
Me: what color is you’re big daddy💀
“Step one put your arms up step tw-“ neck snaps💀💀💀
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"you need to leave!"
Xd
Bro really manged to sneak in "What colour is your Buggatti?".
I WOKE UP IN A H O S P I T A L
Where?
Tate
*Andrew Tate music intensifies*
Pink Zort
I can't help but come and watch it every day.😂😂
Crazy, even though I'm Brazilian and using the translator to communicate with foreigners, I understood the entire video and damn how many likes, the guy must have earned a lot of reais lol
He literally act all what we thinking of doing to noisy children running around the restaurant 😂
Na you just mad Evil
Evil
Dude, you're evil, but I wanna do it too 😂
iblis
😂😂 evil but I like it
“WhaT cOlOUr Is YOur BUgaYTTi?!” Got me dying 😂😂😂
I thought it said what colorbis is your vagina 😭
Wanna roasting battle? HEY YO MAMA FAT I SAID TO YOUR MOM TO COUNT TO 10 YOUR MOM SAID 1 2 10👹
😂😂
Sammmmmmmmme🤣
Same😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The child showing self-defense skills was unexpected and impressive. The guy's common sense approach to the situation was smart.
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The way he makes the teddy fly this is abuse😂😂😂
Someone give a Oscar to that bear bruh-💀
This is real video arabi 😂😂
How does this man throw it so hard
@@ali-rm2de OML- WHAT HAPPENED TO THOSE KIDS🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨
Gjb
People dont even know what an oscar is anymore, just a copy and paste to bait likes
''What color is your Bugatti? '' shit got me dead. 😭
fr
For
fr
@@shalinimahendran8727 *fr
Fr
Bro just uppercutted the toy bear and the child😂
Bro doesn’t give a fuck about her 💀💀💀
That last "What colour's your Buggati" sound is hilarious
Ikr 😭😂
ua-cam.com/video/A_bnjmI6ziM/v-deo.html
لدينا
Tate laughing at the corner 😂
they said “bade” if thats how u spell it
I always thought it was "big daddy" ummm don't ask
It genuinely keeps getting better 💀💀
Fr. This keeps popping up on my recommended and it's still hilarious
666 Likes 😮
how
People who heard what color is ur Bugatti 😂 at the end😅
“Kick HIS knee “I think it got personal
Bro gave the girl reality check of her defense🤣🤣🗿
Fr
She has no chance in the real world, in her fake make believe world she can be anything she wants, but in the real world she has no chance in hell 😂😂😂
Give that teddy bear a medal for his pain and suffering
fr
Fr
Fr
😂😂
😂
Bro is a menace to society😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bro why the violence 😅😅😂😂😂I am dead🤣🤣🤣
Man, he woke up and chose violence 😂😂
Had no mercy😂
Lol😂
Lol😂
Ye
He chooses violence over peace😂😂😂😂
Bro the voice after he throws that teddy💀
"OHHHH 😩" 💀💀💀
"You need a feet" 💀💀
"WHAT COLOR'S YOUR BUGGATI" 💀
@@Johnny555_Arcaea_charter😂
200th like!
I hear a moan
I CAN'T STOP LAUGHING LOL😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The “Ohh😩” was personal 💀
The fckn superman pose with the "what color is your bugatti" took me out💀💀💀
what color is your vagi-
Fr I was dying 💀
Defense❌
How to die✅
Real
No no he has a point
Biggest fear of dude's gf is being pregnant 😂
Give flovers to his lady, and ice cream to brat. If only you can remember all that, Lord Nelson!
I love how he makes a heroic pose at the end after catapulting a kid
XD
Homelander
The "what color is your Bugatti?" At the very end 💀
Looked for this 1 lmfao
I thought it said "what color is your bidet?" 💀
I thought it said "what color is Europe again" 😂
I thought it was "what color is your pajama"💀
Haha
The man was really crazy and the child was declared missing😭
the end got me “WaHt CoLoR iS uR bUggggHaHtI??!?”
The kid didnt realize adult have power, speed & brain 🗿
but adults grow to old , but child grows to you***💀☠️🥵
old man > woman @@ainewslatest1
@@ainewslatest1what the fuck?
@SONYWFXM4 wtf that's disgusting bro you don't gotta say it like that and WHY THE EMOJIS YOU NEED THERAPY
@@user-bf2ue4cu1r I meant young that means they become very dangerous 😏😏😏
“What color is your Bugatti” 💀💀
I heard what color is ur pajamas lmao
Haha I heard both
I heard what colour is your big daddy 💀
I heard bidet ngl
Adult people's strength : 30-60 kg
This kid : 9-12 kg
I sure hope nobody ever believes a little girl could defend herself using these techniques.
“I think it’s personal now💀” you damn right it is😂
70 likes no reply imma fix this sigma
Hruejiejdijeie1111111111😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮
😅
Idhedud😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅
😂😂😂😂rttgfre!
“You need to leave”
“Auhohww”
😂😂😂😂
Hahahahahahhahahahahahhahaha
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haaaaahaaa they make dead😂😂😂
What is the sound effect can any one tell me
Its actually "You need a B"
Bro really got destroyed this girl😂😂😂
Bro was just being real💀
“What colors your Bugatti” real Andrew Tate moment 💀
Disappointed in the 95 people that liked your comment so far.
@@zenith3594 stop being butthurt you kid🤣
@@zenith3594disappointed in the 1 person who liked your comment
@@zenith3594”you need to leave!”
@@Victor-kq2ouhe liked his own comment
The poor bear had went through enough💀😭
No the poor bear is dead cuz of the guy and the b*** made him do that
Uh, Guys was that freddy fazbear har har har har har har
😂😂😂Chào bạn không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn ai cũng bảo tôi cũng không còn 🧸🧸🧸🧸🧸
poor poor bear
.
Bro you destroying her😂😂
He was so proud 😂😂😂😂
"WhAt CoLoUr Is YoUr BuGgAtI? " got me 💀
Edit:Thanks for 734 likes! :p
Yo I can't believe I have 15 likes thank guys!
Ik right that part I didn't expect😅
How come 21? That's quick
Now it's 31 thanks!!
@@QualityNoobsFr I thought it was badaddy 😂💀
That teddy bear deserves a Oscar for his pain and sacrifices
Edit: DANG!! I wish the likes was my subscribers but tysm for the likesss!! And yes I know what an Oscar is
yea totally 💀🤌
Lol
That teddy bear is deal with Jackie Chan tier-leveled pain.
Uyegdud
@@dreamcrafmusic scam
BRO THT IS ME AND MI BIG SIS BUT MORE CHALINGING😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The wall is suffing from every hit he gets 💀
the "what color is your bugatti" got me dying 💀💀💀
IM DEAD
No it was banana as in boy part
Black no white no human yes that is got me dying
@@sekemachasten-xs8uj😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
He is a real egyptian ancient like you see in the pictures that enslv ng nubians. Sadly afrc mericans claim to be of this persons Master origin. This guy ylu see in that Video ensl ng for over 5000 years. Even through the saharan slv trade. Amcient egypt was even purer middle eastern dna than today egypt as dna studies ahow of ancient mummy dna
“I don’t care what color your belt is, I’m an adult and I’m stronger than you”
Peter Griffin
Ey yo...
True
Ya
but he cares what colour your Bugatti is
"im stronger than you" that's always kadama said in the manga
I mean she is getting educated from a young age. She is doing something amazing. I dont think they are aiming for her to be proficient and strong, i think they just want to educate them.
No self defence only fight ❤😂😂😂😂😂
as a teddy i can confirm he is strong enough to lift that child
😂😂😂😂
Lol😂
But he can sure kill (it) in like a minute
Rip there will be one day that teddy wont come home his wife and kids will ask where is papa bear and the only think that we will be able to say is that he was hit with the common sense senator and was found to be dead paramedics pronounced him D.O.A his funeral was held in pasco, wa he was a legend and better that a loving father who cared so much for his family teddy died that day a true hero, dad, husband, brother, son, a hero. Although he is dead his death will not be in vain and as this day ends teddy grows with gladness and joy in heaven. And as you click of the comments section then off the video you realize that you shall never see this comment again or will ever remember the last words that teddy every said
RIP TEDDY
14BCE-2023
Who can't lift a child bro???
the "what colors your bugahtti" at the end got me bro
Fr
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Yup💀💀💀
Me too😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bro is stronger than the rock💀💀
Bro if I was him I will do the same😂😂😂😂
“wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BuGaTtI” at the end got me rolling on the floor 💀💀
FR THAT SHI GOT ME DEAD
I thought it said “wHaT cOlOr Is YoUr BiG aSs”
I thought it said what color is your bidet
Andrew tate : what colour is your buggati
Me: what colour is your hair 😂
@@holymoly-ii6ofbro sus💀
The “what color is your Bugatti” got me
Same
Actauly its "what color is ur big gatty"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤😂😂
Couls u plz tell me what does it have to do with the guy after throwing the doll?
😂
You already know I have to sub
To this man bro 😎
The best self defense is running the frick away
That “you need to leave!” Made my day
Hmm
"wHaT coLOr iS yOuR bUgAtTi"got me rollin😂😂😂💀
Same here
BREATHE AIR
@@rohanatorgaming0903😂😂😂😂
Broz same😂
Same I heard Bugatti/Pajama
Bro, the girl was recording a video on how to defend herself and in the end she got hit xd😂☠️
"yOu nEed tO bE" got me dying
1 moment of silence for sacrificed TeddyBear
yeah 😔
Rip.
rest in peace ma boi
Fr
Rip
Man got the face of a Disney villain 😭
😭😂 YOU DIDN'T
Makes sense since Disney villains are hot
@esrever777 not all😅
Gaston😭😭😭
He's more like Flyn Rider from Tangled
"bro is beating all her ways of defense"
Atacar como flash es la clave 😂😂😂
This man shows accurate definition of anything is possible.
yes
As a black belt in 3 martial arts, I can confirm this will not work
Brother left the matrix 😂😂😂😂😂
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